Talking to a friendly sleeping moose - NOW IN 3D!!!!!

[TheTeentitanfangirl]

You sure that's not dead?

[wka2wey]

i havent laughed this hard in a while! LMAO

[amber420xo]

when you die, maybe someone will ask you at your wake why your so sleepy. then put the video on youtube for people to laugh at lol

[smmmokin]

@amber420xo lol I gotta find a coffin for myself and a funeral home NOW. Thats got viral video written all over it.

[MrWildECoyote1]

its fucking stupid but its funny the dam moose is dead lol

[MacandJaz]

You're a terrible person.

[smmmokin]

@MacandJaz And I'm ok with it.

[colbour]

@smmmokin thats what jeffry dahmar said i believe

[smmmokin]

@colbour you like watching cat videos

[colbour]

@smmmokin and you, dead animals 

[smmmokin]

@colbour hahaha tooshay

[TipAir17]

lmfao



[kevin1800ful]

brain damage.

[smmmokin]

@kevin1800ful to say the least.

[megatimtim]

People need to stfu. I thought it was hilarious.

It's not like he actually killed the moose.

[adamthemoose]

ur a fucing tard

[smmmokin]

@adamthemoose Adam, I'm sorry you had to see that video.

[kat249pollock]

thats not fucking funny. moose are amazing, majestic animals.... more rare than dumb ass rednecks like yourself.

[surgtechcountry]

haha thats funny shit, of course he knows its dead its called humor. Cant anyone take a joke

[letter3able]

lol i love this video funny shit if you dont like it get a life  something is going to happen one day and your comfortable lives of ignorance will have to end and you will have to relearn to kill and eat animals again and this person sounds like ted nudget rock on but i would have checked the meat before leaving and included it in the video as "helping with his wound" or maybe "emergency surgery" roadside . lol

[smmmokin]

@coreye0225 why are you still here? Shouldn't you be trying to beat a slot machine somewhere?

[smmmokin]

@coreye0225 Go watch more videos of people playing slot machines and more about the "secrets" to winning slots you delusional idiot.

[OminousLatinUsername]

Hilarious! An instant classic. The poster really nailed the delivery of his lines.

[tabbycat1212]

I hope you took the poor thing home and ate it. I hate to say that, but it's sad to see that much perfectly good meat go to waste. I do feel bad for the moose, though.

[deerhunter458]

idiot. get a job.

[smmmokin]

@deerhunter458 Really? You have no idea. Now go watch more George Strait videos and subscribe to more people who upload "Beluga whales being friendly" videos. Faggot.

[TheSmirkingHatter]

Ahhh..~ It's so nice to see some people who still have a sense of humor. "Are you okay?!'

Though it's always a little sad to see roadkill. Nothing you can do about it, however. Just an unfortunate animal that couldn't get out of the way in time. >:

[MsSpentaz]

LOL dude i see allot of people hates u but i like this one :) hahahahahah dude r u ok? lol

[razvanvirna131454]

DUDEE i think that's his girlfriend :)))))

[smmmokin]

@razvanvirna131454 At least I got something.

[razvanvirna131454]

RETAAARD!!!



[COUNTRYMUDDER12]

i would have grabbed the antlers

[smmmokin]

haha you fucking nailed it.

[Mehlwurm16]

Making fun of a dead animal and zooming in on its testicles ... Wow ... Although I don't quite agree with "I would easily say I have an amazing mind to pull off this on the spot improv", I have to say that I basically concord with razvanvirna131454 ... I wouldn't use the word "retard", though. I think you're a dimwitted kid that doesn't get laid enough by his fellow garbage men and cries out for attention by filming moose balls.

[spoon149]

you sir, are one funny guy :D

[emmijadeable]

Still trying to get the point of this video...anyways

[4thekidsTV]

Please don't wake up the moose.

[CapnCrossbones]

You folks should see the Moose guards semi trucks use out here. They are designed to take the brunt of the force of hitting a moose at highway speeds plus the added effect of turning it into mush and ejecting the mush carcass to the side of the road and keep driving.

[smmmokin]

@CapnCrossbones I saw a guy smoke one once up by Fort Mac. Its really something to see a loaded semi hit a big moose and keep going like nothing happened. Fucking moose went flying lol. Good times in Alberta.

[CapnCrossbones]

@smmmokin yup they are especially designed for those areas lol friendly hello from Red Deer :)

[kreativekiss]

@CapnCrossbones what are you talkng about?

[CapnCrossbones]

@kreativekiss the big trucks out here often put a rammer grill on the front of their trucks or as we call them out here a moose guard. Kinda same idea as a bug guard but for moose. A lot of semi drivers use them up North.

[ghoulmedicine]

I just wanted to say that I think this is awesome.

[razvanvirna131454]

fucking retard

[smmmokin]

@razvanvirna131454 Can I get some originality from you people? Its just the same shitty generic comment one after another. Some of you are intelligent people who can actually insult me. But then there are people like this who are obviously stupid people with zero intelligence saying the same shit thats been said forty times.

[MrGhostphone]

WHY DO YOU TAKE OFFENSE TO THIS? YOU DON"T KNOW THE MOOSE. WOULD IT REALLY KILL YA TO LAUGH ONCE IN AWHILE - STOP PREACHING TO THE WORLD - THE WORLD OF SICK OF IT

[smmmokin]

@MrGhostphone This is officially the shittiest/dullest comment ever left. I fucking love "akaeldin" and "JustinJJHCS1" compared to you. And whats with the caps? You need to respect the online community. Your caps hurt everybody Mr. Ghostphone. I expect better from you people.

[celestekittie]

i thought it was funny, if it was me i would poke it with a stick, i bet he was going to then he took an arrow to the knee

[BruceNJeffAreMyFlies]

Lol I genuinely laughed out loud at this.

[jimmytfatman]

Yeah I agree, nothing wrong with filming roadkill. The fact is, its just not funny. But seriously bud you need to stop talking. You're giving us (Canada) a real bad name.

[smmmokin]

@jimmytfatman Anyone who thinks I'm an ambassador for Canada is a dumb fuck. This is my channel, not Canada's. So don't worry about it.

[akaeldin]

if the dislikes are more than likes this then should be taken off the air, people like this are sick, needs help, if you agree give this down thumb.

[smmmokin]

@akaeldin lol taken off the air?

Its roadkill. get over it. Thumb down because its a shitty video, not because Mr. bleeding heart gets upset when he see's dead roadkill being filmed. Discovery Channel films animals being EATEN ALIVE by other animals. Its shit that actually happens. I had some fun with it. How about you focus on poachers or people who abuse their animals. nah. Focus on me. I'm the piece of shit. Fuck you.

[smmmokin]

@happyFREEbird I like your attitude.

[glenny251]

jerk

[smmmokin]

@glenny251 ok

[smmmokin]

@glenny251 Hold the fucking phone here. Why am I a jerk. You will notice that I don't attack people who post funny/interesting things or generic comments. I only attack the people who come here and decide to talk shit about me. I'm not going to sit here and take it you stupid fucking cuckold.

[pozitros]

stupid asshole ive hunted moose for 2 years now but never seen such an idiot as this shithead

[smmmokin]

@pozitros You're from Norway which means anything you say or think is irrelevant. The only thing you people are good for is about ten million different jokes about how fucking stupid you are. Go eat some pennies you laughing stalk of the world.

[urbanurban12]

@smmmokin When I first saw your video i suspected you to be a retard, but when I read that comment i felt utterly convinced in your retardation. Laughing stalk? What is that? When u stalk someone to laugh at them? The phrase your looking for is is laughing-stock. I am a Swede, I have never lived in an english speaking country and yet, here i am correcting you in your native language. Do you see how dumb that makes you look? Stop filming animal-testicles and read a few books maybe?

[smmmokin]

@urbanurban12 Well ladies and gentleman, urbanurban12 really got me with that one. I am now contemplating wether or not to possibly stop filming animal testicles and perhaps read some books. God damn this guy is good.

[emjaiz]

@smmmokin Way to be racist. Norway is quite a nice country. But since you're Canadian I think you guys are easily the laughing stock of the world.

[IIJG27Rich]

@emjaiz LOL.....Thanks

[smmmokin]

@emjaiz nah thats the states now days. We have a high dollar, our economy is great, we can't find enough workers(especially western Canada) We have BC which is one of the most beautiful places in the world, we have a political system which is better than most in regards to accountability, and money being wasted. Thirty year old hack comments like yours get laughed at here. Canadians know how great we have it, so go ahead. And its not racism. Its fact telling. Nothing but the truth here folks.

[emjaiz]

@smmmokin Australia > Canada

Sorry brah.

[JustinJJHCS1]

Ok dude the Moose is dead move on...

the wheels are going but the Hamster is dead huh?

[smmmokin]

@JustinJJHCS1 Alright. Everybody needs to click on Justins name and read his "About Me" section on his youtube channel. He's using a lot of caps screaming how books are full of lies and people always lie or some crazy shit. and something about moving to canada to be happy and live long. He's either crazy, or he's 41, bald and pathetic. I'll let you all decide for yourselves. Thanks for watching my video!!

[JustinJJHCS1]

Ok dude the Moose is dead move on...

[huski28]

stupid redneck

[ugkcdrock]

Dude, You're awesome. p.s. you kind of sound like Alf.

[smmmokin]

@ugkcdrock No. YOU'RE awesome. p.s. how old are you 80?

[ugkcdrock]

@smmmokin Haha, just turned 20

[JessicaHeartsCain]

@smmmokin xD i was about to put "your talking to a dead moose and you sound like Bullwinkle" but i don't watch Teletoon retro enough to actually know how Bullwinkle sounds like(cause im dumb xD)

But i knew it was an iconic retro tv show figure and @ugkcdrock hit the nail on the head. You sounds EXACTLY like Alf.

xD

[aliensupremacy]

shit just got real

[thorazine100mg]

you had to film his ball sac so you could jerk off watching this at home.

what a sick perv. did you have fun with it after the cam. was off . just hope you put a condom on don't want you to catch a moose vd.

[LuckyNinja]

His belly looks bloated. How long had that thing been lying there?

[Melkiyad]

lol the vid was a bit depressing but +1 on your epic description xD

"...and had to do the ball shot or this video would of been pointless..." i lold

[LeoInterHyenaem]

Yet another culture-deficient hillbilly pleb.

[smmmokin]

@LeoInterHyenaem your channel page makes you sound like a dick you artsy fuck. Stop using fancy synonyms in a shitty attempt to try and portray your artsy fucking image. Go direct more shitty films nobody in the mainstream will ever care/know about. I google your name and get NOTHING. You're a nobody. If your work was any good at all why not upload it or promote your website. oh thats right, because its shit.

[oMysTiiCz]

Time To gut Him eh aha nice bull bro :)

[baconman2423]

canada fucking sucks.............

[smmmokin]

@baconman2423 stupid american. just shut up and be ready to defend us and spend money to do so at any second we need you. We have better things to spend our money on than defence. Why worry when the idiot next door will do it for free. Now let me get back to my high paying job in an economy that can't find enough workers. Then I'll spend my money in the states. steal of a deal with their shitty dollar.

[baconman2423]

@smmmokin ok dont fall.............oh yea uhh the moose was dead btw.

[baconman2423]

@smmmokin GODDAMN YOUVE SENT ME LIKE 10 MESSAGES DO YOU NOT HAVE ANYTHING BETTER TO DO THAN SEND ME A BUCH OF MESSAGES. go watch a hockey game and eat some maple syrup eh?

[smmmokin]

@baconman2423 lol did I send you 10 messages? can you post them here please for everyone to see then. I never delete comments so have fun. And can you use jokes that you and everyone else hasn't heard 100 times? I can respect the guy who has the balls to make a good even cruel joke. Not some grandma telling a joke she heard 40 years ago and still thinks its funny.

[ugkcdrock]

@baconman2423 Don't you have anything better to do, like try to pay for your health care out of your endless debt, be rude to people, start a war, think you're the best at everything, kill innocent people, steal resources from other countries, use your lack of intelligence against yourself, or maybe be intolerable of people who do not fit the description of white yankee redneck?

[TheBourzoute]

@baconman2423 U judge Canada just with that creepy video??? Are u retard??? SHIT!!! 

[JrdSpr99]

@baconman2423

[gilliangirl1]

@baconman2423 Don't blame the entire country because of one asshole.

[curtman81]

@baconman2423 Lol Since you decided to put us all in one grouping..Allow me to address you properly...>Typical flag waving,Welfare craving,white trash American....

[jowellluvsmusics]

@baconman2423 fuck you man!1 i live in canada and we hae better freedom then eny other place in the world! so shut da heel up!!! and do not even reply to! u would be wise not to!

[live2fish1000]

@baconman2423 america sucks

[JenniferVillanueva69]

pathetic.

[smmmokin]

@JenniferVillanueva69 Just like your country.

[walk4trot2canter3]

Dorky.

[p1mm3]

HAHAHAHAHA

[Salar73]

asholes never get extinct

[MikiAlbatou]

Wow..this is retarded..and sad.

[RoTio24]

i laughed so hard at this commentary

[35777]

Put antlers on ya head and I'll go hunting...a moose is a living breathing animal, maybe he has a familty....mama where's daddy, oh I think he is dead on the road somewhere.....ooooohhhhhh no daddy daddy, I want my daddy......wa wa wa

[SwePivoter]

I can't believe how many people that actually gets upset by this video.

It's a fucking moose, I'm very certain that this guy had nothing to do with it's death.

[35777]

Take it easy bud???? did you kill him, with ya truck, and just leave him there, you stopped to talk to a dead moose, whata ya loaded....bang bang ya dead.....oh so funny, ya right

[gothicgirldevil]

I don't know if i should be laughing or scolding some one tell me so i know what to do

[HASHlRAMA]

you are gonna wake the moosy T_T

[mreh5an]

Your such a goof.

[zift5599]

what a real white american

[bruinz626]

Niiccee!

[zift5599]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahhahahahahah

[HeiSuomi23092006]

motherfucker !

[bigken510n420]

the zoom in on the nut sac was epic lmfao

[angelooginany]

this what stupid idiots do .talk to dead. they have no feeling for animals

[smmmokin]

@angelooginany You're 43 years old. Shouldn't you of learned how to use a period, oh lets say 35 years ago you stupid fuck.

[arkanesky]

@smmmokin Shouldn't you have*. Your statement is also a rhetorical question, yet lacks a question mark at the end of the sentence. If you're going to play the grammar Nazi game, do it properly or else it comes back to bite you in the ass pretty quickly. ^_^

[smmmokin]

@arkanesky Aww well thats it, you got me. Really beat me into submission with that hack shit you unoriginal dumb fuck. Go favorite some more cartoon videos kid.

[arkanesky]

@smmmokin so mad :D Why didn't you just upload a video of you frothing at the mouth while furiously typing away at every YouTube reply with even the slightest negative connotation regarding your video?

That would have been so much more entertaining.

[smmmokin]

@arkanesky Thats a stupid suggestion. You're the equivalent of a zero. Again, you're a hack. Unoriginal and dull enough to defend another incompetent 43 year old zero. To even suggest I would be mad further displays your ultimately shallow mind which I would expect out of another predictable sheep. Oh and fuck you. I could just delete them if I had a problem with any of them you dumb fuck.

[joeywomer]

I can't believe you zoomed in on it's ball sack.

[smmmokin]

@joeywomer Well I had to do something.

[slapurmommaz]

I'm fine..just a little bloated.

[cincinatus90]

Lookit' them.... NICE.

LOL!

[Tonytone181]

Haha only In Canada

[35777]

Ya, I feel bad that poor moose is now in moose heaven

[35777]

This is pitiful......not funny

[smmmokin]

@35777 Is it?

[smmmokin]

@35777 Thats why its in "Pets and Animals" not "Comedy", shit for brains.

[35777]

@smmmokin .....oh is that what I have SFB.....it's my opinion....killing deffenseless animals, murderer....

[Mooseracks]

What and you didn't offer him a beer or something...LOL... I have done the same with a couple of animals; yes it is sad ... but, I guess he never really understood the ol saying about looking both ways before one crosses the road... LOL

Thanks for sharing

Cheers

[shimmeringbloodfeast]

this was hilarious but sad

[kank468]

Loser

[smmmokin]

@kank468 Fuck you you old fat ugly bitch

[Gunnedslingers1]

hahahahahaha. thats funny as hell. im from alaska u sound like ur from good old canada

[wobblet1]

Another casualty of overpopulation

[msm12778]

@wobblet1 of humans....



[KaltrinaDemiri]

awwwh, poor moose D;

[7466309change]

can,t get no easier.

[StephneeMcKinnon]

This is hilarious :')

[TheZeeberDonkey]

Love it

[JemmetGK]

This is about as stupid a video as YouTube gets...

...idiot...

[smmmokin]

@JemmetGK you're just mad cause you believed the teacher/laser video until I pointed out that it was fake.

[JemmetGK]

@smmmokin

*hangs head in frustration*

You're such a moron that this response was put in the wrong video page.

Please, don't procreate, let those of us with more than a modicum of inteligence handle that.

[smmmokin]

@JemmetGK what do you mean?

[JemmetGK]

@smmmokin

*sigh* *dismissal wave*...idiot...

[llamas4343]

hahaa. yurr hilarious! you should make more animal videos x)

[UncleFizzmo]

This made me laugh and made me sad all at once.

[canadagirlskickass]

yo dude.....that moose is dead.....why you looking at a dead moose's junk ya queer

[smmmokin]

@canadagirlskickass Go fuck your whore mother

[CandyBeanCassie]

hahaha

[llamas4343]

I love your animal videos :D

[cheekycharlie429]

I really didn't want to laugh at this, but I literally almost pee'd my pants... " Ya take 'er easy bud"!!! hahaha

[cheekycharlie429]

I really didn't want to laugh at this, but I literally almost pee'd my pants... " Ya take 'er easy bud"!!! hahaha

[Binki246]

he has no fucking eyes, idiot.

Seriously a proof of how moronic people are...

[havilandtyler1]

LMAo

[JoeS434]

fucking moron. 

[smmmokin]

@JoeS434 Correct

[jeffreywatts24]

Awful, awful video. 

[AtomicDonut1001]

Y did I lol so hard

[Snipa47Fan]

HHAHAHAHAHA

[Retardpoker]

best video ive seen in months.

[chechnya]

I lol'd.