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  • Earlier

    Chaplain: You will not embarrass the Emperor today by dying!

    Later on, after 0:20

    Chaplain: I told him not to die, but NOOOO! Nobody wants to listen to me.

  • General Sturn doesn't like spicy favours.

  • Motherfucking CHAPLAIN in the house!

  • 0:27 : Plot armored Mary Sue hooooooooo!

  • Whoa! Even in Winter Assault BDC played it through! Whoa! This guy is just pure awesome to have played every single edge of every Dawn of War game.

  • "I expect War in all things". Wise words General, wise words.

  • @SinDawg030 Even when he goes to the bathroom ¬.¬

  • @ShaunCarlin The Warp is cunning and insidious. We must all be prepared to face the Taint, wherever it takes root. Who knows when a Daemon is lurking down the toilet?

  • @SinDawg030 Or a ork commando dey all sneeky like >:3

  • @MortosSoulStealer da sneekiest gitz . . .

  • @ShaunCarlin Considering the kind of setting Warhammer is, it would be wise to expect war even when one goes to the bathroom. Who knows, some cultists could be attempting to summon a daemon of Nurgle around the particularly filthy toilet seat. You don't want to be caught with your pants down when a Plaguebearer kicks down your cubicle door now, would you?

  • They had a Land Raider? Why did they not use the fucking Land Raider!?

  • Sturnn. Hardcore enough to be required to bail out an Ultramarine Chaplain who killed a Bloodthirster in close combat.

  • so this is Chuck Norris`s dad...

  • Pretty sure Chuck Norris is the Emperor

  • FOR THE EMPERIUM OF MAAAAANNNNN!!!!!

  • to all people with chuck norris jokes... the gretcin would kick his as

  • Aren't you a little short for a Space Marine?

  • I wish Chaplains in the army were that bad ass.

  • @memback01 I was sad when i saw a real one, I just hope someday such badassery could be instilled in soldiers

  • that space marine charging the bloodthirster is doing leeroy jenkins 40k style :D

  • Yeah, try doing that in game.

  • *Earlier*

    Commisar: The Emperor was with us today! I am certain of it!

    Sturn: Only fools are certain etc. etc.

    *Now*

    Chaplain: The Emperor was with us today! I am certain of it!

    Strun: *Looks at dead Bloodletter* Um, yeah. Sure.

  • when i saw that one dude transform i thought "wow a few of those marines are about to die" then the dude in black armor shows me he doesn't carry around that mace just for show

  • What a waste of a bloodthirster. lsn't the voice of the Ultramarine Chaplin the same voice actor as sindri fron the first DOW RTS game?

  • So uh a titan dominatus can be operated by a crew that can fit in a Land raider?

  • F'nally! We've reached the Spice Marehns!

  • Ultramarines?!

    I`m HAPPY

  • i just completed this mission (i swear all these missions are long as balls) and i laughed my ass off when that lone marine tried solo'ing him lol

  • Sturnn is so fucking awesome :D I love the Imperial guard, ordinary men and women fighting against huge motherfuckers like Tyranids, Demons and Chaos space marines.

  • damn, that Chaplain rolled some pretty high numbers on his dice 

  • i like the lone marine. hes all like "come on then!"

  • DAYUMN, that Chaplain rocks!

  • Big O! Action!

  • warhammer wa have anime soundtrack 0_0

  • @SuperMaximus1000 it added.and believe me it sounds 100Xmore times

  • "shit fall back ill buy us some time! CHAAARRRGGGEEE!!!!"

    *marine bites it*

    *marine behind him*"god damit he owed me for saving his ass last time"

    *marine next to him* " eh, atleast it wasnt you. round of cards while varnus handles this guy?"

    "na, i want to see this bitch get oooowwwnneddd, whered the f*ck his head go!?"

  • Nothing strange Eldar didn't want to show up, if Emperium was surely going to attack them then.

  • Sturn had just save the Ultramarines with the secret help of the Eldars and he wish they don't help again? Dude, that's just stupid

  • That fist marine was like LEEROY JENKINS

  • "pwned, bitches!"

    - Chaplain Varnus

  • Ok, I'mma be honest... as much as I hate the Ultramarines, Varnus is awesome and there's no denying it. THAT is who I want on my side at the end of days.

  • Say what you will of the Ultramarines but that is the most badass Chaplain I've ever seen.

  • "Charge!! FOR ZEEEE EMPRAHH!"

    "No FRANKY DAMN IT! ITS FOR THEEE EMPRAH!"

    *Franky "Wha- gurrgle gurggle"

    "Fuck it Ill kill the deamon my self."

  • lsn't that Sindri's voice actor who is voicing the Ultra Marine's leader?

  • @paleface171 Yep.

    Mighty is he indeed.

  • Someone has been playing God of War.

    Also Big O is awesome

  • dammnit varnus is the most badass Chaplain i have ever seen

  • 0:50

    "that still counts as one"

  • @HolyBomb Nice.

  • Earlier:

    "You will not embarass the emperor today by dying!"

    "A Bloodthirster! OH I CAN TAKE HIM! Charge!!!"

    "NO YOU IDIOT!"

    *Dies*

    "Well, that was embarrising."

  • @RanwulfMaxwell fortunately their honor was redeemed by the Chaplain beating the Bloodthirster to death.

  • I love that for once the Imperial Guard saved the Space Marines, as it should be!

  • @Cocarat206 damn straight ;)

  • The Bloodthirster is the biggest, baddest daemon anyone of Khorne that could appear in a battlefield - and that Chaplain just beaten it up and killed in in less than a minute

    I am impressed beyond words

  • Leeroy Jenkins: Chaarge! *splat*

    Bloodthirster: Another skull for the skull throne.

    *Chaplain comes*

    Bloodthirster: Another one. Your helmet will do nice as well, great paintjob.

    Chaplain: You demons sicken me... blowjob, handjob, paintjob, is that all you can think about?

    Bloodthirster: Hey, I work for Khorne, not Slaa...

    Chaplain: And now you want my helmet for some hideous... It cannot be so.

    *smack* Cant't touch this *smack* Can't touch this *smack*

    And now I'll jump over your ass.

    FATALITY!

  • Alright- One less Bloodthirster to worry about. Chaplain Varnus did well: Few men can kill such a creature, even when its weakened.

  • Chaplains, the badass priests of the 40th millenium

  • ohh well good to know then :)

  • REALLY. REALLY

  • the ultramarines rock! if you need to know why, play the warhammer 40,000 game on psp, the ultramarines go deep into enemy territory in the fight against the evil forces of Chaos, in the end the ultramarines save everysingle and one of us to live another day by beating the ultimate deamon that was unbeatable, if you thin the ultramarines dont deserve a great all time thanks for that your brains must be poped.

  • @Arthuurs11 i have that game its called SQUAD COMMAND its epic.

  • chaplain: you want a job done ? you have to do it yourself!

  • Chaplain looks way cooler killing a bloodthirster than the force commander does

  • *Daemon rises out of the ground*

    Space Marine: OH SHIT! SHIT SHI-AGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!

    Other Space Marines: OH FUCK, THEY GOT BOB!

    Chaplain: Everyone, chill the fuck out. I got this!

    *Uses the Daemon's head as a whack-a-mole*

  • LEEEEEEEEEEEROY!!!!!! Jenkins!

  • the marine who charge got his words wrong he ment LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRR­RRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOY JEEEEEEEENKINS HELL YEAH

  • Varnus: Suck it daemon, I'm a BAMF

  • FATALITY! Space marine Chaplin wins!

  • :52 T-bag.

  • varnus just laided a lvl 9000 asskicking down on that bloodthirster

  • Chaplains rule, that's why I have a Chaplain in terminator armour in my army.

  • @Chaplainsun I'm more of a Librarian guy, myself. But I'd be stupid to diss the motivating and ass-kicking Chaplains.

  • lol....CHAAARGE!!! -picked up- gaaaah!!!!

  • Varnus is really the only character in ALL the DoWs that I really liked. Eliphas, Gorgutz and Angelos were cool, but they never were really that great.

  • @Arkaeya

    Until I saw Varnus in action I never really liked Chaplains but he just shows the amount of strength those warriors are capible of.

  • @Arkaeya What about Thule he was pretty cool?

  • The Ultra Mariens Are badass Any One Agrre

  • i never get tired of watching the chaplain knock the bloodthirsters ass out! XD

  • wat game is this??? i want it

  • dawn of war - winter assault

  • Dawn of War winter assault ¬¬

  • did you not see all the firepower on the bloodthrister the chaplain charged him when the daemon was wounded and he is anti demon

  • If only they had Chuck Norris to help them.

  • To Noligin who thinks this is impossible...This is what happens when you kill a battle brother infront of a Chaplin. You do NOT get away with it.

  • Maybe when he charged he could have lived longer if he used a METAL BAWX. :D

  • Who cares if it's impossible? The cutscene is still pretty cool.

    Kind of reminds me of the Ganon fight in OoT for some reason...

  • read the description on his unit card. he is anti daemon.

  • unless chuck norris is behind that mask

  • @getodude omg get over Chuck Norris is a fucking actor and his old now further more he can't fight for shit.

  • @getodude Having said that i do like the movie where Chuck gets buried alive in his car and pours beer on himself and magically accelerates out of the ground.

  • @getodude if its chuck norris with a spinnin'kick pwns

  • @getodude chuck norris is gay

  • he wachted to much rambo movies

  • 0:16

    I am a SPESS MARHENE chaaaarrrrggggeeee

    (splat lol)

  • Marine Jack- Yo guys check this out!

    *Gets Decapitated*

    Marine Bill- He always was a show-off.....idiot.

  • 0:16

    Marine-Alright lets do this...

    LEEEROOOYYYYYYYYY JEEEENKINS.

    *splat*

    Chaplin-Dammit Leeroy...

  • rofl the bloodthirster's roar sounds like a t rex

  • lol at the lone marine charging the massive ass bloodthirster

  • Marine:Lets do this LEEROYYYYYYYYY JENKINS.

  • that was a good chaplain although really such a small man who wears hockey masks could never beat a greater daemon single handed. maby with an army and if your lucky get the kill sync.

  • lol! what the fuck was that sm thinking?

    Fuck my life!!!!!!!! yaaaaaarrr! *then splat*

    then chaplain is all like lol n00b ! this is how u do it!

    afterall nothing says give up like blunt trauma too the head ;)

  • Bloodthirster:"RAWR!!!!"

    Marine Bob:"just like in the sims1 come on CHAARGE!"

    Marine Steve:"this is no sim rook.... dammit..."

  • I think the music fits perfectly, great video.

  • I think the music fits.

  • A matter of opinion true but its up way to loud. You cant here the dialogue very well.

  • chaplian: bother go kill that daemon

    space marine: yes sir  CHARGE get killed

    chaplin: wat a noob hes teabagin him now ill have to go down and show em how its done

  • the msot awesome chaplain in the chapter! he pwned that Deamon prince its a shame for the space marine that charged to it :(

  • he transformed/summoned a blood thirster he wasnt gd enough to b turned into a daemon prince =p

  • Proof that chaos will never win

  • Did the Chaplain just pop his head out of the Land Raider just before the scene ended?

  • lol if you read the description you see -chaplain Varnus and his men survive the day - first time i've readed my tought was : -yee, that space marine is still alive even against a Khorne demon, Emperor protects! xD

  • Uriel Ventris would have been impressed with the Chaplain

  • "I can take this guy! CHAARGE!"

    "No, wait! Don't go-"

    *Marine gets wasted*

    "Goddamn it, Phil! You never learned!"

  • Then chaplains comes. "Let me show you how pros do it."

    *beats the shit out of the demon*

    "Thats how you do it..."

  • weakly "I'll get 'em next time sir!"

  • @TheKingofnoob LEEEEEROOOOOOOOY JEEEENKINS!!11

  • @TheKingofnoob

    Typical Ultramarine behavior.

  • @TheKingofnoob I think he won

  • @TheKingofnoob Hes not called phil hes called leeroy

    Leeroy jenkins

  • @TheKingofnoob and following that FOR PHIL!!!!!!!

  • FOR THE EMPORER!!

    WE ARE HIS ANGLES OF DEATH!!

    love the ultramarines my favourite chapter!!

  • Boy, Varnus kicks ass. He took down a bloodletter all by himself. That's awesome.

  • umm that is Bloodthirster, tbloodletters are lesser daemons of Khorne.

  • My mistake. Sorry, will not happen again

  • ultramarines ftw

  • Love how that Marines charges into battle,to be killed.

  • General Sturm is by far my favorite Imperial character. I pray to the emperor he'll be in 2 or at least the guard's expansion :D

  • Heresy! Die traitor!

  • I think it mentions in Dark Crusade that Sturm is dead

  • Thank you, I find it in every Guardsman's duties to serve The Emperor until death, I myself am willing to die for The Emperor.

  • sorry he wont i wont spoil for you so i wont say any deatails

  • 0:00 untill 0:52 is the best mother*blip*ing scene in whole of DoW series!

  • I bet khorne was like NUUUU that blood chaplin son of a bitch when he kick that blood thirster arse

  • This music is from Big O.

  • Dawn of war 2 is coming out in a couple of days and I'm really looking forward to it... i know you can give wargear to your commander and other special units on your squad but it would be nice if they added a chaplain in the campaign or something.. and be able to beef him up with wargear

  • chaplains are creepy. listen to their voice.

  • yeah but its kool though lol

  • The Chaplain is the best char!! pure pwnage!

  • and to imagine that he's preaching sermons and speaking of ancient lore of the chapter when he'd not doing anything specical...

    Basically he's the Storyteller/spritual leader of each chapter...

  • chaplain best

  • who cares chaplain is the best character by far!

  • I really hope this particular finshing move staying in DOW2

  • Whenever I see a chaplain I imagine him, screaming : "NONE CAN WITHSTAND OUR FAITH!" while holding a chaos space marine or a guardsman with both hands in the air and then headbutting him right in the face.

  • Slamming his mace onto the bloodthristers face was the best part :]

  • It's not a mace

  • Actually the Crozius Arcanum is a mace.

  • :O really? thanks for that always like to know more infomation :)

  • Glad to help ;}

  • Well,now the Crozius Arcanum is only an energy weapon.

  • It's an energy weapon, in the shape of a mace. Just google it find stuff about it.

  • Doesn't the chaos lord have a Crozius too?

  • He has an accursed Crozius, although DoW didn't make it fluff-accurate.

    The only Chaos worshipers who wield a Crozius, are the Dark Apostels from the Word Bearers.

    This once loyal Marines, who were curropted Chaplains, now use their auratory skills and combat experience for the darkness and heresy which is Chaos...

    ^said in the DoW narrater's voice lol

  • No, only corrupted chaplains use the accused crozius. Most loyal chaplains use a crozius too.

  • I know, that's why I specifiacly said ACCURSED Crozius.

  • hey winter assault is before the dawn of war simple(at story) ? and soul storm? ..........

  • WA is between DoW and SS, and before DC. The games were set up chronoligically, although I think it would be cool id they released a Horus Heresy campagin or something like that.

  • 0:19 rest in peace, marine

  • Chaplain Varnus is just pure win!

  • Praise the emperor and strike down his foes!

  • Heritic....

  • If you wanna insult me in a pathetic way...spell HERETIC right..you facist Imperial fool

  • i spell it how i think its spell't besides my literacy skills do not determan who is the HERETIC,HERETIC

  • chaplain does it so much better than fc

  • Yes Chaplain varnus is the best warhammer hero (and gabriel)

  • "You should trust in the emperor he was with us today" Nice

  • Chaplain Varnus is so cool

  • Yeah, he Ueber-F*ing-Pwns!

  • Yeah Boy, Flavor Flaiv

  • ...did that lone Space Marine REALLY think he was going to win, rushing at the Bloodthirster like that? :p