George Carlin - George's Best Stuff

[TheGozertje]

My Hero. .

[Qlicky]

Looks liek Russell Crowe

[Suevtres]

# 1 .

[alteregoash]

I'm glad that he didn't lose his fire when he quit coke. Lost a bit of the speed in talking, but not the fire.

[mikee555]

LMFAO DID HE JUST SAY POONTANG?

[bigmarty11288]

Australian dick wrestling. They have that on ESPN ya know.

[cmatthewb103]

"How are you?"

"Fiiiiiiiine"

".......BULLSHIT!"

hahahahaha

[dursleyhater]

The video isn't starting............OH MY GOD!!!!! Oh, it just started

[TheJoshzimmerman]

"Why don't you go to bed?"

"I can't."

"Why?"

"I sleep on the couch."roflmao

[underfox001]

1H of laugh

[aiex72aiex72]

you got dislikes for one reason... its only one hour

[Sirbknight]

The funniest mother fucker that ever lived..

[RammsteinXgta]

what uninlightend christian conservative dipshits disliked... what god fearing assholes

[WhiteFang103]

I miss George so much..

[TheGirlyLolita]

June 22, 2008 - the day George Carlin didn't make us laugh.

[TheGirlyLolita]

He used to look like Chuck Norris when he was young. ♥ George Carlin

[1996catfish]

"how are you?"

"fine..."

"BULLSHIT!!!" LOL XD

[MegaArtManiac]

Pegan god of comedey i hope you will be reincarnated

[j11430]

I never realized how often he talked about animals

[ivoshkin]

58 animals who can't even think got to computers owned by their "owners"

[ivoshkin]

lol this man fucking rulz xD

[LiberatedMind1]

Back in the day you couldn't say pregnant or fart on television, HOW LAME.

[OGRastamon]

Great stuff but it unintentionally debunks the myth that he threw out the old and started fresh every year, doesn't it?

[casiousardon]

BEST MONTAGE EVER!!!

[LiberatedMind1]

I love the part about "stuff". On top of being hilarious as always, Carlin is making fun of American consumerism.

[LiberatedMind1]

Ehh ... lets go get some ass. LMAO

[nojoda08]

I wish I could have traded places with him. I wish he had lived to at least age 90. He was the only one who had the most common sense. He was right 100% of the time. I cant believe that I agree with everything he said. Starting with my stop being Catholic when I was about 14 years old.  I miss him

[xkrismonsterx756]

This guy is my hero

[bbwa1969]

58 Republicans have watched this.

[fingerpickups]

he looks like beecher here =)

[hermanliisgod1]

When I heard George Carlin for the first time 3 years ago,

I stopped being a Christian

[LiberatedMind1]

@hermanliisgod1 Nice, hes influenced me as well.

[TheGreggiraldo]

57 dislikes... mission not accomplished

[AvoidDrunkDialing]

he looks like Russell Crowe

[Aballister1987]

@AvoidDrunkDialing No, Russell Crowe looks like him....lol

[AvoidDrunkDialing]

@Aballister1987 ahah touche`

[kazmir1979]

GREATNESS!!!!! LAUGHTER MIX WITH KNOWLEDGE

[lumpkinsadamd]

Absolute genius.

[lahav1]

i'm in love with his brain!!!

[justin70108]

i love this

[LeftenantSMACK]

Correction. This is only an hour and twenty-seven minutes of George's best stuff. You're missing about 20+ hours

[YouxArexAllxLame]

Wow during that first he is so coked up, that camera guy must have been dizzy.

[Timic83tc]

44:05 LOL FART

[MrYendor65]

George is simply the best!

[dner75]

Much as I love Carlin, I fundamentally disagree with his sports rant. Baseball is played by thinking-men. Football is played by 300-pound Samoans who can't even spell their own name.

[Natashitsu]

@dner75 I disagree with you. Everyone on a Football team is not 300 lbs. You need to learn a little bit about it before you go bashing that sports.

[dner75]

@Natashitsu I know enough about football...more than I care to know. I know far more about real football. You know...the one played by real athletes that Americans, South Africans and Ozzies call "soccer.' Give me an English Premier League match any day of the week over the overindulgent, overdramatic show-boating pageantry of the NFL.

[xRaven93]

@dner75 Just so your aware, we prefere the term Aussies. Ozzies would possibly be a slang term for someone from the land of Oz. We are from Australia. And well, we have AFL. Which is a completely different sport altogether. It's similar to both, but different in some ways as well. Every country is different.

personally? I prefer Soccer and Lacrosse over most sports, due to the finesse it takes to play them.

[liragon]

@xRaven93 STFU! None of us give one @#$% about your feelings or Australia. How about we just call you Retard! For being sensitive over stupid @#$%

[dner75]

Unlike musicians, George Carlin got better with age. When he abandoned the Ebonics and became more politically polemic, he owned the world.

[RespectProcess]

otto 

[DwarvernEpicness]

56 people apparently pissed them selves laughing and accidently hit dislike

[Simon9Mr]

56 statistically insignificant people didn't care for this. Maybe they really liked it but just want to "be different from the crowd". Or more likely, they just didn't get it. Carlin was just so....difficult...to understand since you have to be human to relate to what he said. Maybe they just got confused between "like" and "dislike". It's easy when you're either illiterate or seriously retarded.

[bronmon1]

@Simon9Mr ...or they don't like it. Just because they disagree with you doesn't meant they have any mental deficiencies.

[Jauckor]

I just discovered that YouTube show diffent types of related videos to each person.

Now, that is interesting.

[HYT14214]

56 religious freaks!

[shpongloidia]

56 people need to have their fingers cut off with cigar trimmers. FUCK YOUTUBE!!!! making me verify my comments.

[ViolentGypsyDance]

GIMME A BALLOON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Opelel88]

I'm watching it 15/02/2012 .... 2012 !!!!!!!!!!!! AND ITS STILL GOD DAMN FUNNY... and it still applies, at least to most of the things ;)

[Opelel88]

What is wrong with those 56 people with ???????? G Carling is brilliant ??!!!!!! no sense of humour WHAT SO EVER... pathetic !

[hicksrickygemini]

At least Maher is still here.

[iNvictaStudios]

@ENTERRAPTURE20 Shut the fuck up

[Dreamichigo1]

HIPPY DIPPY WEATHER MAN!!!! :)

[larry23116]

Dane Cook is a moron

[geneofthelamp]

all of the dislikes were mormons XD

[DwarvernEpicness]

RIP

[milesrussian]

new found fan RIP

[smaskeriff]

hahahahahaha my name is Otto xD

[acab0is0wrong]

55 dislikes = All the dane cook fans.

[DwarvernEpicness]

@acab0is0wrong i like dane cook and this guy both

[TheSp00nz]

@DwarvernEpicness How can you like Dane Cook when you appreciate George Carlin? Cook is a scrub.

[TrassseB]

@acab0is0wrong they are all FAGS

[mesmallfatman]

@acab0is0wrong Hey i like dane cook and george carlin

[monehget]

@mesmallfatman hahahahahaha

[DaiVernonRIP]

@mesmallfatman dane cook is a theif with no original material. he steals off george, louie CK and others

[LiberatedMind1]

@acab0is0wrong Lol yup.

[lolgoalee]

@acab0is0wrong amen to that

[shseat]

@acab0is0wrong What's wrong with Dane? D:

[damnyoustamos]

Everything.

[MerlinOlsen]

@shseat Dane Cook is just a different kind of comic... George Carlin is the funny kind.

[Ratt2004]

@MerlinOlsen george= funny

dane cook= a college boy's douchebag kind of comic

[BambuBurner]

pass the tits would ya bill?

[Mr70sFunk]

54 Miserable, Fat, Ugly, Ginger Haired, Acne Ridden, Shower Shy, Porn Addicted Virgins with a Drug Problem; Disliked this Video because it has nothing to do with McDonalds.

[mrsaganscosmos]

@Mr70sFunk Wow you just described me! i better dislike this video.

[DoctorAxe]

@Mr70sFunk obviously.... you suck!

[cybercobra2]

on the topic of losing things. did you ever look trough the entire house.. only to find out it was on the table in plain sight?

[666Angelspit]

fuck them let them get there own doritos

[Swadeguy]

54 People Are Deaf Dumb And Blind. by Maxx Masters NYC Rocker

[aimthailaxu]

This is the 'Shit'! oh I mean 'Stuff'! :p

[facepull123123]

have you ever noticed that thier stuff is shit and your shit is stuff?

[MrRoyalnash]

no goat. he is no. 2

[Datszquherdd1]

G.O.A.T

[Juliusdesouza]

people disliked this video to make it look like a blunt

[runefan213]

Just heard this guy. He's a Fricking genius!

[Killerkolt88]

Omg hes fuckin hilarious lol

[JDUBB31B]

great compilation.

[donniedarkodevotte]

Listening to George Carlin, Bill Hicks, Mitch Hedberg, Louis CK and Doug Stanhope all day makes for a really great day.

[MrOoseal]

@donniedarkodevotte Dont forget Bill Maher :)

[Gr33nB4st4rd]

@donniedarkodevotte Oh ya great list man

[chaman3872]

53 fucking idiots

[LoCKH3ED]

He acted as joker on dark knight

[Likeaperv]

R.I.P.

[ThEmOsTpRoMiScUoS]

it's amazing, i could listen to this guy for hours, best sense of humor, and life, ever. it's a shame he already passed away, if he didn't i'd do everything to meet him and talk to him for a while, he had everything figured out. he could make (my) work/life on this planet a lot easier and more efficient... george carlin RIP!

[KillHollywood1]

Great video. I think it would have been better if the clips were in chronological order.

[mastergamer9999991]

i wonder what he would say about bronies?

[MrMasonx742]

hey you 52+ people get your head out of your ass and like this video

[dogscat1]

How can you dislike this cocksuckers

[craiglumleytv]

There are some jokes on my channel <3 I am about half as funny as one of Georges nipples....wait scratch that

[Fernando64239]

51 cunts.....

[MrJavinos]

Fucking (in a loving way lolol) comedic genius!!!

[Kanesill]

12:20. What a fucking coincidence. I woke up this morning and for some reason the first thing I thought was "why do they call it a hot water heater? isn't that redundant...?" and fell back asleep.

[snakeinthereeds]

When I go down the stairs in the dark and sometimes I think it's the last one -_- when it's not...

[MrFedmark]

Carlin's pants for president!

[Psccon]

so, we meet again... 240p ¬¬

[dson111391]

how is it possible to not like this

[imfaizzi]

This guy was a genius... If you had things you've understood for long and couldn't express to anyone... well, G.Carlin was the person to speak them out for you with furious and forceful intent one could ever imagine.

Rest in Peace man... Respect for you always!

Faizzi (Pakistan)

[TheCaveman1970]

50 fucking assholes

[kabol69]

"pass the tits bill" lmao!

[djnosleeves85]

FUCKING MEOW FUCKING MEOW LMAO 31:47

[drakkul77]

George Carlin's best shit and stuff!

[MrMasonx742]

hour well spent 

[Malaikat31]

After watching the baseball bit, I finally, as an European, get the Warhammer Blood Bowl. Got I want to play it now.

[nitroboyn2o]

the last one was by far the funniest XD

[hermanliisgod1]

they should call this: "George Carlin's Best Shit and Stuff"

[thecrazykracker]

Plus it's a shame George isn't alive to see this latest election cycle...The things he would have to say...

[willyjhopuky1]

@thecrazykracker yea he would have been pissed!

[Dreamichigo1]

@thecrazykracker Be glad he lived a full life to inspire millions. I wish it was the same for Bill Hicks.

[WalkWithMeInHelll]

@thecrazykracker It'd be nothing new for him haha....its really nothing new for any of us, unfortunately

[thecrazykracker]

49 people have broken funny bones

[Petyusha85]

He is my frekin mentor!!!!

[thenugatoryone]

Thank You@alaazahra

[AnarchyDeathHate666]

What better way to spend New Year than watching this genius at work? R.I.P George,you will be sorely missed!

[andreynepotu]

thanks for this upload!!!!!!!!!! I'm 21 , I'm from Romania and George Carlin my idol... one of the few persons that inspires my thoughs

[alaazahra]

@andreynepotu try bill hicks too ;)

[sidragasum1]

@alaazahra Geroge Carlin is God... Bill Hicks is the Messiah! lol Fuck yes!!! :)

[WMH435]

@alaazahra I am now in love with you now : 3



[lumpkinsadamd]

@alaazahra FUCK YEAH!

[MultiMrMuffinman]

what would GC say about  DISLIKE clicks :) i think he wouldn't give a shit

I just discovered him through ZEITGEIST MOVIE.when he says ''but he loves you and he wants moneyyyy''

[whiteboynigg]

actually George's best stuff before he started questioning humanity

[jeezusallahchrist]

George is a fucking legend....but the baseball football skit is fucking lame. Not even funny

[kev1287]

@jeezusallahchrist Looks like a baseball player got but-hurt.

[jeezusallahchrist]

@kev1287 Nope sorry man but I don't watch sports at all.. including that MMA and UFC shit. I don't even watch tv for that matter. Only a few selected pieces of video.

[picassopainter2]

@jeezusallahchrist Give him a break, everyone has one that isn't great. Most people have plenty. He fucked up once in a LOT of years.

[wonderfulbliss85]

A FUCKIN LEGEND!!!!

[trevortes]

Ive been listening to comics on cocaine and carlin is best at rapid fire so im not distracted from his bits

[hotmercedes]

his "stuff" bit was my introduction to his style!!!!

[daniel2001king]

I still have the VHS version of this program which I bought in the 90s when I was really getting into Carlin. I still play this once in a while, even though it was right after this that he was coming out with his best stuff. If anything, this is just a preparation for all of that.

[RyeBai]

Did anybody notice the weird deep bass sound at 7:30?

[xPicklexTicklex]

@RyeBai

He breathed into the mic and whenever you say a word that involves a burst of air from your lungs, it will usually catch it in that bass tone.

[ForeverEmilyy]

"...And all I could think of was shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, and tits."

Wonderful man. A true legend. Great post, man.

[jonesphillip25]

BULLSHIT

[xPicklexTicklex]

50:11 There's this guy sitting all the way to the left of the shot wearing a plain white suit, black tie....and he looks either pissed off or constipated...I don't know, you decide.

[Katingaan]

George was pretty handsome when he was young.

[LKBOBHS]

59:00. I thought I was the only person who did this with bread!! haha.

[abdullazeidan]

@LKBOBHS im wirse at 11 i thought i invented masturbation...

[LeMarcLandean]

@LKBOBHS I STILL get funny looks like "what's the difference" BIG difference honey !!!

 thanks for the heads up @59 minutes...

[JadeDeLair]

F*cking Meow! best line ever

[dmny92]

Great compilation.

[wanderliscious]

thank you!! Classic George!. I loved the curmugeon George but early observational George was my first stand up crush. You've done a great job!