robbin williams - things you cant do on emergencies

[shargor]

God bless him! I hope he does not have a heart attack any time soon.

[jcor7212]

"Love Glove" lmao

[eGoddess999]

I assume someone has told you this a LONG time ago... but I feel the need to again... his name is ROBIN..... not Robbin.......... Douche.

[MrChapameelpie]

19 people couldn't put on a condom...

[TheBiggamer64]

so why does he sound like an alien?

[xcassanxquigleyx]

Took me ages to realise he was the actor from Jurassic Park. LOL.

[Seantorky3]

miget in a diveing suit



[mrblazeme420]

that ninja part was awesome :)

[3Lph]

how many water bottles does he need ahah?

[jay127719]

REALLY????!!!!!!

[nyr9teen9d4]

*types punchline from video, gets billion thumbs up...*

[geover330]

@nyr9teen9d4 yeah i don't see that happening really...

[MKDude600]

@nyr9teen9d4 lolwut

[madmoody79]

oh yeah baby

[missxxxpaige]

"There's your penis - Like a midget in a diving suit"

[Napalmburns]

@missxxxpaige That line is just priceless!

[missxxxpaige]

:I can't even get a condom on when I want too!"

[phantomofthedrivein]

hey look how many waters he's drinking. Don't give that much water to Gallagher, or Iggy Pop

[johnniefive]

@phantomofthedrivein may be those are vodkas lol

[hitmancoolio]

HAHAHA.

[MaritLage227]

Don't go away on me now!!!!!!

[Lpoolboy]

0:59-1:00 Funniest second ever. How did he get his face to look like a squahsed dick head? lmao.

[zafarafridi]

beat the cock

[TYLERkainJEWELL]

18 people couldnt get the condom on lmao

[AlexanderTheGreat91]

It's not just the talking that requires all the water. I gets pretty hot under those stage lights. That's why performers are always sweating. Cause they got about 200 lights on them

[AlexanderTheGreat91]

It's not just the talking that requires all the water. I gets pretty hot under those stage lights. That's why performers are always sweating. Cause they got about 200 lights on them

[WolfsRain00]

lmao, like a midget in a diving suit. playin' beat the cock. lmfao!

[ciciraybeckah]

i wonder y he has a ll those water bottles but anyways man was he funny

[LordManda2]

@ciciraybeckah When you talk for a LONG time, you tend to get really thirsty cause your throat gets dry from all the talking.

[Devastator1775]

I GOT IT! I GOT IT! I GOT IT! I GOT IT! UMPH AAH.

And there's your penis like midget in a divin' suit.

[Joshers5]

I don't think we're going in today Pete! We have missed the deadline

[DantesTear]

y'know if they wanted to make a hentai of aladdin, they could use most of this audio xD

[crashart69]

what show is this?

[ThumpR8080]

@crashart69 Robin Williams Live on Broadway

[shootthekitty]

haha! Genie's playing "Beat the cock" lmfao!!!

[youngdad321]

lol

[GameAce6]

Condom: 1

Cock: 0

[xSlimJimmx]

"We're playing beat the cock" Hahahaha!

[Foolishmanonhill]

That is a LOT of water!

[greenpantaloons]

HA CONDOM

[uv10100]

midget in a diving suit!LMAO

[amberjohnston1989]

LOL he's genius!

[5tr1fe666]

So true hhaha

[royalsteven]

I know that moment 0.48. A little stroking and sucking always helps O_O

[thuggin137]

hilarious!!

[heymoonmouth]

hahahaha

[Taraalcar]

Hey, I've played that game before! I've challenged it to a final rematch. Best out of 173.

[KiraC91]

"beat the cock"

[memoryroad626]

ninjas on the front lawn trying to kill us :3 i wish that was true x3

[EmergencyServicesCJS]

I dont think were going in today pete!!! LOL XD

[leonsam12]

haha iv got a love glove

[AllyHorror]

How Many Bottles Of Water! lol

[ewokone555]

lots and lots

[Snake22789]

i counted 13

[NegATivebOOzE]

dont open your mail "why?" because theres white powder in envelopes. "....REALLY?!" lmao

[jarrvis]

@NegATivebOOzE

Best sentence in history XDXDXD fuckin hillarious XDXDXDXD

[sebastian1430]

Beat the Cock! hahahahahaha!

[auburnfan313]

BEAT THE COCK!

[UKsGreatest263]

Hahahahha! " i dont think we are going in today pete, we didnt make the deadline"

[hingindorf]

and there were ninjas on the fuckin lawn tryin to kill us!

[jv0507]

"We didint beat the deadline!"

[imapownall]

the fact that hes a middle aged man and your a 7 year old douche who doesnt have pubic hair yet

[MartinJWillett]

That's not a sentence, it isn't true in any respect, isn't funny or novel and it's badly written. But apart from that it was an excellent comment. Well up to YouTube's standards.

I've had pubic hair for over thirty years. If one of your comedy heroes had said that you would have gone

must be a grilla, look at his small penis.

Awesome! ROLF!! i love this guy.

[frankhardy43]

true, he didn't really complete that thought lol

[GuitarDestroyer77777]

awesome

[brainwasher9876]

"there's white powder in your envelopes!"

"really?"

[azhole8]

"theres your penis like a midget in a diving suit" i love this guy man

[cookiekoen]

Whahaha, when was this recorded?

[fireboy4551]

2002

[tmcvols]

Hey fireboy. How old are you. It could'nt have been recorded in 2002. How could he talk about Obama on this same skit you dumbass!

[luckysunshine21]

he talks about obama in a different skit, this was from 2002 or thereabouts

[mjalovesanimalia]

"I dont think were goin in today Peet. We didn't make the deadline." hahahahaha

[abzeleney]

"next thing you know we're playing

beat the cock" lol

[Elisafaith13]

LOVE HIM

[leanjunio]

BUWAHAHA

[AllisonMusicRox]

xD lol

[YuffieFFVII]

And now there's ninjas on the fucking lawn trying to kill us D:

[NickyLess]

@YuffieFFVII I saw ninjas when I was buzzed up on energy drinks lol :) I did actually quote Mr Williams then as well haha

[bleachruller]

What up with the sea of water

[Sharkbait1213]

If you watch the full skit, you see him sweating buckets. That's why

[mystobluestars]

Those lights he has to stand under are horribly hot!!

[Toodles1823]

they are! I used to act, and even just a couple are murder if you're wearing anything more than a bikini lol

[iBuckFush]

are they HPS lights? i should just jack some from a theatre instead of buying for my grow

[OniDragonSan]

This is hard to watch when everyone is in bed...and you're freakin' trying to clasp your mouth closed to keep for busting out in a fit of laughter! XD!

[IlliamAmiill]

you know it! i got through two before my better looking half gave up trying to sleep and joined in with the laughter! (after minimal complaints. you just can't stay angry with someone whos laughing)

[mowgli2071]

I'd imagine you can't have sex with them either.;)

[EdgeofDeth]

AND THERE WERE NINJAS ON THE FUCKING LAN TRYING TO KILL US!!

WE WERENT ONLINE WE DID LINES MY FRIEND!

lolol hahahah

[neroxero]

and theres your penis like a migit in a diving suit. hahaha

[TankGun1944]

LOL Gas Mask, I have a 2 my self, they are some what hard to put on especialy with long hair.

[DramaIV]

THERES NINJAS ON THE LAWN!

[IntelligentCreature]

lol...

keep it up...

[perl44]

What is this show called?

[PISSINYOURASS]

i think its robin williams live on broadway.

[keflar5]

Anthrax, inside job

[1Jedthered]

Anthrax, awesome band

[ThrDthPwrPrg]

Agreed!

[schallr18]

reaaah

[Thatmonster433]

he is the best so funny i never watched his shit before now lmao ....

[littlebay75]

i dont think we're going in today pete...LOL!!!!

[FrankBlocc]

That was so funny :)

[kenferry]

Beat the c(L)ock...

[kenferry]

LOL @ 00:48

[FeilixRayna234]

There were ninjas on the fucking lawn trying to kill us!

[gitarguy222]

he is awsome

[liljj07]

lol

[woodubuythis]

midget in a diving suit....haha !!

[terrijane61]

I don't think we're going in today, Pete! LOL LOL LOL LOL

[candleoflife]

Pete? That's a new one! LOL!

[siemek11]

he's cool

[mirrorpills]

He does drink a ridiculous amount of water, but remember that quite a but of it he throws on the audience for effect (see the Viagra sketch or the one about cats for example)

[mirlin235]

he doesn't drink

[FrankBlocc]

Isn't he jewish?

[mirlin235]

don't think so

maybe tho

[sounik1]

he's christian.

[Lbcblink182fan]

he's sweating so much during this, so thats why theres so much. And hes one of the funniest guys ever.

[toratora5]

thank youuuuuuuuuu!

[heartbeat20]

The Intire movie is Called

Robbin Williams Live On Broadway.

I own it.

*lovelove*

[NetplayerD]

lol Ninja's... that's a keeper.

[hotvision]

i love the rediculous amount of water bottles

[jeremyhfht]

If he drinks even 1/3 of that he'll be water logged. XD

[wdtsf]

lol

[Mullahgrrl]

He perspirates a lot!

[Zekian]

Wouldn't you with all the bright lights? They make you surprisingly hot...

[Mitashade]

YES They

re nuts... I swear it's like being in a sauna.

[williemonayo]

aiii...poes

[ilovebugs]

Totally agree, where can i find the whole movie?

[djscottreid]

in my bum

[TalonHayato]

Nope just your moms tongue in there.

[deathcult13]

HEY i found a bounch of toy cars in here along with the entire footage of robbin williams amazing what you can find in somones bum. you fuck nut

[SashaDaae]

Robin Williams is freaking hilarious. We need to see him in more movies that are NOT for children!!