Christian Nightmares presents: A short tour through evangelical hell

[mjusiqtube]

Ha ha ha... nice collection. A pity though you didn't put in more off my favorite christian nutcase behaviour: speaking in tongs. When I see these poor wretched kids babling away as best and as brainwashed they gets - I actually can feel a grate sadness for them - its no wonder they get major f** uped as they become adults. Poor bastards. Dangerous bastards though. We have to stop this madness or mankind is doomed.

[1ockedand1oaded]

07:35

That doll, looking at porn with a bunch of under age kids.

That gives ME nightmares.

[Dufffaaa93]

Не свирај Мића курцу!!

[7biohazard]

it's things like this that make me sad to be an american

[zombiehunter751]

I really wish all these religious fucks would drop dead right now.

[infinitewobdrahpa]

@zombiehunter751 Hey man I used to be a religious fuck, well, technically I only said I believed so I wouldn't go to hell. Once I become older I realized even if god was real he would know I was lying to myself.....and that is when I broke free from that illogical mess. Religion is evils plan....it's the first time I lied to myself and was bigoted toward others, but now I am bigoted because they wish me eternal pain and suffering. Big difference I suppose.

[TYCOONLAGOON]

This is ridiculous

[TheCackles68]

gezzzzz wasnt that mills guy one of perverts that eddie long was fiddling with and he had to pay them off ..tooth paste in deed to get the taste of eddies weener out of your mouth liar and a perverts for christ .

[honeyblossom17]

Religion: a substitute for reality.

[Kimber2011]

This made me physically sick to my stomach. I couldn't watch past 2:30.

[bluetec123]

And I thought I couldnt hate Christianity even more....

[oblivion3134]

this is why you should criticize evangelicals every time they vocalize their opinions-- all of what you see here is either underlying theology or a logical extension of that theology. all religious belief systems are noxious, but this is really dangerous, insane stuff taking hold in a industrialized, modern country. fuck!

[jkellybrew]

I hate when christians come on here and claim that jesus wouldn't be all hateful. God in the bible does atrocities on a regular basis so that means that jesus does them as well and that he condones them. The peaceful tolerant jesus of myth is just that.

[DirtySandWizard]

Fuckin' retards.

[chewby1333]

I hope when god comes he goes first to the christians and kicks there ass.

"Look everyone its jesus"!

"Shut the fuck up!""Y'all jus need to calm the fuck down,get off my dick,get yourselves laid.......and then when you done,smoke a fat ass spliff"!!!!

"......see ya in 2000 years."

[blkcoffeeblk]

Before that first speaker started screaming queer, I said to myself this guy is a total closet fag

[scotttebben]

"You can tell you've created god in your own image when it turns out that god hates all the same people you do".

Anne Lamatt

[killyourubeforever]

6:46 If only.... If only...

[Wismom4]

Um yeah the scene of the girls speaking in tongues gave me flashbacks...

[KabukiJava]

0.o scary

are these people retarded

[LadyBritonWhite]

that lenin/polyester plaid shirt of yours, by your standards, is not normal either. Hypocrite.

[temujin667]

during the rapture scene that chick with the pig-tails is hot!thumbs up

[OddaSykes]

@temujin667

The on in front of her wasn't too bad either. Hot bodies, but if they're still buying into this religious nonsense, then their minds aren't following suit. Very sad. Tragic really. :/

[Kindertautenleider]

Joshua Mills might as well wear neon sign that says I am a closet homo. I would put money on him in a scandal at some point in his career. Rent boy!

[politicsthatmatter]

9:08

I don't think I could handle that tripping...

[temujin667]

@politicsthatmatter i gotta remember to watch this next time i get some acid.

[hippoaugustine]

I am a very serious Christian and find this stuff just as funny and stupid as the majority of commenters here. To say that I am embarrassed by them wouldn't go far enough. I disavow any relation to them! Jesus....the real Jesus did not have all these goofy affectations. Ordinary people liked him. I would ask that you do not blame Jesus for those who claim to speak for him but really have their own agendas, political an otherwise. Jesus himself will deal with them.



[secretdreamer9]

O m g the end was amazing....I gotta find just that part at the end. Anyone know what to search for. Totally freakin wild. The rest was vomit inducing. So glad I got out of Christian school when I did.

[SmartK8]

I'm scared, alright.

[DeeDemonwitch]

oh my word. And they think being gay isn't normal...

[Calimariyum]

that ventriloquist is horrible

[thisnameisuniq]

Yep, that's Christianity.

[ratdogger]

I wish Jesus would come get these fuckers SOON!!!

[Aphywel]

That Christian's burn victim impression was ace! Then another Christian told us that that God whitens teeth...... The mental bastards

[AfraidtoFly]

Dr. God, DMD. "Screw the diseased, starving children. I'm here to whiten your teeth."

[HAIDARAVEN]

the guy with the beard was totally gay

[cherylsalo]

God is a dentist?

[russkie69]

The dude with the dummy can't throw his voice at all. That's why they move the camera behind his head.

[bradreed]

6:22...dude, just come on out. its ok. 

[Chinchilla7Man]

This is the soup I swam in for 20 years of my life. I'm so glad I broke free from this crazy bullshit.

Embrace reason and think free!

[londomogic]

@Chinchilla7Man

You and me both. 30 years here. I had no choice. I was born and raised in it. It is very hard for people who are brainwashed for 18 years in parents homes to break free. most never do. I, like you am thankful... but at times i feel so jipped out of 30 years... then i remember those who never get out and i am thankful again.

[pepilindo]

"thats the greatest thing that could ever happened to that guy. that its body burn so that his soul could be saved" not literal, because he wasnt saying the right words because his doctors on the mental hospital were hurrying him up.

[laran94]

Religion = mental illness.

[napataatta]

I thought I had issues but this sure gave me some perspective...

[Zoharargov]

This is why we can't have nice things.

[MegaVolcano]

Mr Teeth is clearly fabulous.

[rehetbutler]

Every baby is born an atheist. great plan there god....

[JSA1957]

Is Marty kin to "Woody"?

[JSA1957]

Dang, I spent 13,000.00 bucks on these new teeth several years ago.

[Allanfries]

I've always said religion is a sickness!

[1972gambini]

Being religious is not normal!!!!

[KachuaOnWoW]

How do people not realize there is something wrong with this shit?

[samsonl310]

You can find almost everyone of the examples (People/Churches) above on, every other Street corner, in the South region of the U.S.A. (I should know, considering, I was raised in this same type of Bullshit)...

[Garu279]

You know what the scary thing is...If it wasn't for the title and the intro, Christians would consider this a normal video....*shivers*

Please guys, don't let these people dominate. Fight them if you encounter them. No more craziness!

[TomHPMc]

I used to think homophobia was a silly word. That no one was really 'scared' of gays...Right?.. Then I saw the 'lovely' bearded man preaching, and then, it was all clear.

[ThomasTrue]

@InverStone600 The girls chattering is supposedly "speaking in tongues" - an even bigger load of shite that Christianity itself.

[ThomasTrue]

And God so loved the world he exploded hot tar in the face of one of his children.

Guess what else remote communities in the Arctic don't have access to apart from dentists? F**king churches or bibles.

If I had kids I wouldn't let them within a hundred miles of that ventriloquist (worst I've ever seen btw). He has "serial kiddy fiddler" written all over him. I was sure his dummy was going to say "I went home and logged onto YouPorn." :D

Seriously scary shit.

[skywize]

Some scary ass shit. Did anyone else look at the puppet master and think serial rapist? Creepy dude. As for the chanting, I've seen loads of that before. Looks more demonic than what they are trying to ward off. As for the homophobic creature...sorry, preacher.... I can see that asshole with a beer in one hand and a pitchfork in the other leading a mob of morons for a night on the town.

[yogurtking]

looks like the tooth fairy here was pretty damn happy.

[jalen441]

Joshua Mills has a poorly hidden love of penis

[CultOfDusty]

Faved it and shared it on my facebook page.

[particle409]

The preacher's burn victim impression is my favorite.

[gray73]

Nothing creepy about a guy with a puppet on his lap telling a story about little boys looking at "dirty" pictures and how he wants to play with them. Nope nothing creepy at all.

[gray73]

God is a dental hygienist. Why deal with war, famine and pestilence when you can be an almighty crest whitening strip instead?

[ThomasTrue]

@gray73 And not a very good one when you consider the best an omnipotent being can do is give gold and silver fillings, when it should be in his power to rebuild the enamel.

[gray73]

@ThomasTrue Yes that that takes out the miracle of the bling.

[gray73]

Isn't having a tattoo aka marking your skin a sin too "cool" preacher man?

[WICKETSHAN]

The guy halfway through talking about holy dental work is so sweet, so gay.  It is really sad he cannot love his authentic self. Maybe some day.

[ModModWorld1]

Make more crazy christianist videos dude. They are just like crack addicts,

[russkie69]

That was a trip. Of course the old lady stole the show. The puppet was decidedly creepy. Hallelujah Amen Praise Jesus (say it again with a back beat and some scratches)

[Gollumz]

What is the guy from EpicMealTime doing there?

[rhadiel]

I can't believe I`m sharing the same genes with those people...

[munster2012]

"The queer is the happiest, the funniest, the smartest, and has the most friends."

Yeah, 'cause they fuckin' rule

[Blueace12345]

@munster2012 whats crazy is that if he had a white bed sheet over his head they go from being at church cheering him on, to a klan rally. Thats how close the 2 are. :-(

[Mikeheathen]

Serious mental illness is clearly far more prominent in this country that I ever would have imagined.

[getdafuqouttahere]

So, god is an dental hygenist? If god regrows a limb of a confirmed amputee, then we all need to believe. Until then, I ain't buying this shit.

[MasamuneDate1]

Hey Scottie! Jesus man. Classic as fuck.

[MJProtege]

I dunno should i like it or dislike it? O_o

[elvinways]

These people need to be institutionalized. That guy that went off on homosexuals was almost as angry as I am from viewing this!

[vRoja]

"...and God had totally whitened all her teeth" is one of the best sentences ever spoken.

[robotlou]

Nice collection of nonsense! Love it.

[jmosler9]

that dummy was fucking creepy man

[TheLacedaemonian300]

Fucking amazing video! It's brilliant on so many levels. I freakin' love it!!!

[travlr3000x]

Total

Batshit

Insanity

[TheGalamoth]

Hey Scottie! Jesus man!

[nilbog44]

holy shit man. this is equally hilarious/frightening. good work