PREPARATION is the key to best man speeches agreed with all the comments on here - Check the best man speech I uploaded, its a bit too long but the crowd loved him and at least you could understand him deifinitely one of the better ones on youtube - Unlike this bloke!! Why anybody would want to be best man with an unprepared speech is beyond my understanding!
Typical dude who's probably known as a chirpy "funny guy" amongst friends. But it doesn't always make the speech so. As anyone who's done this well will know, you need 3 things - preparation, preparation, preparation.
Write the speech. Practice it in front of someone at least once. The cardinal sin that this guy makes is that I'm at 4 minutes and he's still talking about himself. He should only mention himself in relation to the groom.
But I don't know why I'm complaining I love this shit!
@kyletitterton Best Man Speechs that don't come prepared always fail. I had been working on mine for weeks, although I didn't practice reading it ( Although I had went over it countless times so I knew 80% of it by heart ) I still managed to deliver a good speech. I'm not even that funny nor am I loud, the very opposite I would say but my speech came off well due to the PREPARATION I put into it.
It's key. You speak wise words. Look for my upload in the coming months
@BugsyMalone82 I felt like a celebrity afterwards everyone wanting to buy me a beer, had to turn down so many drinks, way more than i could handle....I nailed it. laughs, tears and a long standing ovation. my only crtisism was not enjoying it as much as everyone else did....but hid the nerves well! don't have a lot of self belief, so it was a good test of character and glad i did it. yeeeeee heeeee!
@jamessential haha I know what you mean. My bro was talking to people weeks after it and they were still mentioning how well a speech I did and how much I surprised them.
I should have mine uploaded soon. It's 450mb so gonna take ages to upload ! 12mins my speech was. How long was yours ?
@BugsyMalone82 well done mate. I now have much respect for anyone that has to do that kind of thing! I timed it before and it was around 7-8 minutes, but on the day it was longer due to reactions in the crowd etc. I'd say 10 mintues at least. I have it recorded, but not sure if i'm gonna put it on here, when i get the sd card back ill check it myself and decide if i'm gonna share it....I feel i could now do a speech or reading in public with ease. Best man speeches are the worst!
@BugsyMalone82 - Cant see your speech uploaded yet Bugsy?? Let me know when yours is up and I will check it out - Have a look at my best man speech uploaded and let me know what you think??
You need to caption this! I can't understand a word he's saying, but can tell by people's reactions that they're really enjoying him making an ass of himself.
aww man feel sorry for this dude, had to do a best man speech very recently and was very nervous myself.! good on ya pal for getting up and doin it most ppl get shit scared and turn dwn the opportunity, but such a buzz when its over.!
yes...he is...... hard to understand for me too. i'm from the states. but i'll bet they can understand him. it's just too fast and heavy of an accent for me. nothing wrong with it though dude. we're just not used to it. that's all. and let's not forget, he might be smashed, it is after all a wedding. lol. ever try to listen to a buddy that's had more than enough to drink? it happens to the best of us. :) cheers!
ew years ago, two parents went out for dinner. A few hours later, the babysitter was calling to ask if she could cover up the clown statue in the kids' room, the father said,"Take the kids and get out of the house. We'll call the police, we don't have a clown statue." The "clown statue" is really a A killer that escaped from jail. If you don't post this letter on to 10 videos tonight, the clown will be in your bed at 3:00 am with a chainsaw in his hand
Yeah but - take the Scottish or Geordies - I can't understand a single word they say! At least if the queen talks to people like us, she knows what we're saying. Not saying I like the queen - but her accent is closer to ours than anyone elses; Queen's English.
Maybe we don't want the losers from outside London to understand us anyway.
everything mate...fo outside of london and no 1 understands u....its like u talkin a diff language..ffs look @ them comments and u'll knw why its crap
This sounds like "Estuary English" which was spawned from the white working class areas of North, South and mainly East London (so not far from Cockney) as a diaspora of folk who "did well" and made a bit of money, moved out of the poorer city areas. They moved to outer London and the counties of Essex, Hertfordshire and Kent but took their accents with them. It's probably the ugliest & almost certainly the laziest British accent although SOME of its speakers are decent! (Estuary as in Thames).
HAHA! Not having a go at you or anyone personally - sorry if I came across that way. I live in SE London too, though I wasn't born here. My accent's an amusement to my family as it slowly mutates from that of my upbringing to a local one. I think a lot of Estuary English is lazy - lots of dropped consonants!
what ?? is that wat they mean when they say "cockney wanker".. I think so !! you did fuck it up mate. ridiculous, unarticulate. poor,poor speech. does not matter how long it went on!! You bid the bride proud.. if she was a fat chav that shopped in lidel.
My god... That was kind of sad to watch.. hope it didn't ruin him or the whole wedding. I would have liked to see the reaction of the bride and groom. It was a bit of a car wreck, I wanted to stop watching but couldn't look away.
your right, i went too far, I should have just said this guy is a moron with absolutely no presence who's turned the audience against him instantly then demanded that they listen to his pathetic ramblings and a great example of excactly not what to do.
the cockney bit was unfair to eastenders.
harsh i know but he should have atleast done some research or talked to my best man beforehand. shame cos it was someone's big day he dragged down to his level
Completely off the mark. Completely, if you were bright enough to be able to read all the comments you will have noticed that the general "English style racism" you pointed out was not initiated by me. Re-read the comments. Then apologise. I was merely sticking up for the goon that made a tit of himself on stage. But come to think of it, fuck him. And fuck you too.
I WAS on your side, you fucking arrogant prick. I was attacking the English view that all the other countries in the British Isles seem to be up for ridicule by some sections of people in England.
So it would seem you would rather abuse people here for some reason, so here is my apology.
Go fuck yourself you cunt, and stop ruining the geezers speech video with your fucking unnecessary outrage.
Not very tactful speech but it didn't help that the tosser holding the camera was taking the piss. Best man speeches are hard enough to do without having to put up with your "mates" acting like complete goats, basking in the lad's failure. I'd have smacked them mid-speech, that would have livened it up a bit
haha you're obviously the tosser who was holding the camera then. Must have hurt when your mate got chosen as best man instead of you. The groom must have thought you were a tosser too. ha ha
hahaha I think I hit a nerve there. I Couldn't really give a shit if I'm honest, however you're the one who posted the video and welcomed the comments. So Fuck off.
PREPARATION is the key to best man speeches agreed with all the comments on here - Check the best man speech I uploaded, its a bit too long but the crowd loved him and at least you could understand him deifinitely one of the better ones on youtube - Unlike this bloke!! Why anybody would want to be best man with an unprepared speech is beyond my understanding!
rennyboy123 3 weeks ago
WHAT?
rohaynes1 5 months ago
Typical dude who's probably known as a chirpy "funny guy" amongst friends. But it doesn't always make the speech so. As anyone who's done this well will know, you need 3 things - preparation, preparation, preparation.
Write the speech. Practice it in front of someone at least once. The cardinal sin that this guy makes is that I'm at 4 minutes and he's still talking about himself. He should only mention himself in relation to the groom.
But I don't know why I'm complaining I love this shit!
kyletitterton 8 months ago
@kyletitterton Best Man Speechs that don't come prepared always fail. I had been working on mine for weeks, although I didn't practice reading it ( Although I had went over it countless times so I knew 80% of it by heart ) I still managed to deliver a good speech. I'm not even that funny nor am I loud, the very opposite I would say but my speech came off well due to the PREPARATION I put into it.
It's key. You speak wise words. Look for my upload in the coming months
BugsyMalone82 6 months ago
@BugsyMalone82 exactly. I am the same, preparation is the key. did mine sat, was bricking it, but i pulled it off really well. was chuffed!
jamessential 2 months ago
@jamessential Nothing more satisfying than getting good feedback about your speech, right ? I loved the attention afterwards. And the alcohol hahaha
BugsyMalone82 2 months ago
@BugsyMalone82 I felt like a celebrity afterwards everyone wanting to buy me a beer, had to turn down so many drinks, way more than i could handle....I nailed it. laughs, tears and a long standing ovation. my only crtisism was not enjoying it as much as everyone else did....but hid the nerves well! don't have a lot of self belief, so it was a good test of character and glad i did it. yeeeeee heeeee!
jamessential 2 months ago
@jamessential haha I know what you mean. My bro was talking to people weeks after it and they were still mentioning how well a speech I did and how much I surprised them.
I should have mine uploaded soon. It's 450mb so gonna take ages to upload ! 12mins my speech was. How long was yours ?
BugsyMalone82 2 months ago
@BugsyMalone82 well done mate. I now have much respect for anyone that has to do that kind of thing! I timed it before and it was around 7-8 minutes, but on the day it was longer due to reactions in the crowd etc. I'd say 10 mintues at least. I have it recorded, but not sure if i'm gonna put it on here, when i get the sd card back ill check it myself and decide if i'm gonna share it....I feel i could now do a speech or reading in public with ease. Best man speeches are the worst!
jamessential 2 months ago
@BugsyMalone82 ill add you as a friend and keep an eye out for yer speech mate
jamessential 2 months ago
@jamessential - check my best man speech upload and let me know what you think - Went on for much longer than he thought but he did a stella job!
rennyboy123 3 weeks ago
@BugsyMalone82 - Cant see your speech uploaded yet Bugsy?? Let me know when yours is up and I will check it out - Have a look at my best man speech uploaded and let me know what you think??
rennyboy123 3 weeks ago
as soon as i realised it was 10 minutes i just cringed.
TheSuperintendant 9 months ago
Terrible
rosscraig 1 year ago
Alls I heard was "right and init"
pianoman1237 1 year ago 2
Good speech well done! have a look at Best man speech by ally ross, its brilliant!
Kobuck84 1 year ago
i cant understand shit
MrLuisantonio15 1 year ago
I cant understand him :/
textme665 1 year ago
I found it cool. Unique, funny & a friend they knew. Good times
ChrisPlugged 1 year ago
what
MzKizzmiAzz 1 year ago
wtf is he saying?
xXZalorXx 1 year ago
I think they call it the Garblish Gaelic.
Seriously though, what is this moron doing???
O_o
Sit the fuck down! LOL
randommagnum 2 years ago
that's what you get for having a chav moron as best man
ryko26 2 years ago
haha this is one common looking wedding
snowydread21 2 years ago
He really knows how to tell an anecdote..
Andrewjk73 2 years ago
Im from Essex I cant even understand him. For anyone else it must seem like an alien language.
Andrewjk73 2 years ago
Huh?
beacons4life1 2 years ago
Wow . . .
BwSeven 2 years ago
Cameraman is hilarious....this guy is an absolute dud.
porterjrob 2 years ago
this is like English Version 2. I can't understand it tbh lolz.
yscb1 2 years ago
What is this Chav saying?
lickshot1000 2 years ago 7
@lickshot1000 "here ye here ye! *african death curse* *drunk slur* and thats how when i found out i tested positive for HIV"
wiccanXexodus 9 months ago
You need to caption this! I can't understand a word he's saying, but can tell by people's reactions that they're really enjoying him making an ass of himself.
oneeyedgeek 2 years ago 2
Can someone post a full translation of this.
kdcbd867 2 years ago 3
lmao!@subtitles
piffblower69 2 years ago
CLOSED CAPTIONS!!!!
UpJumpUp 2 years ago
cockney twat
busair 2 years ago
thats not cockney its essex you mug!!!
DUGFONDEL 2 years ago
bla ah bla ah bla ah bla ah
cabstronaut 2 years ago
its a cockny accent, prob from london
pEng860661 2 years ago
Need Subtitles, Cant understand a word!
americanlackey 2 years ago
thats pommy not aussie
glennnicholson 2 years ago
i cant understand anything he says.. ??
lili222 3 years ago
they shoud put subtitles
tomsanzf 3 years ago
fucking limeys.
jessedvhs 3 years ago
What an absolute fucking legend!!!
titchg12345 3 years ago
I cannot understand a word he is saying
mommy2sarahjean 3 years ago
It could be worse - it could be American!
hooverholly 3 years ago
aww man feel sorry for this dude, had to do a best man speech very recently and was very nervous myself.! good on ya pal for getting up and doin it most ppl get shit scared and turn dwn the opportunity, but such a buzz when its over.!
adams173 3 years ago
This should go down in History, this is so awful and brilliant. I like the camera mans supportive comments there as well.
moogoomoogoo 3 years ago
I think this is in Australia.
wifferste 3 years ago
Not its in the south of England.
moogoomoogoo 3 years ago
yes...he is...... hard to understand for me too. i'm from the states. but i'll bet they can understand him. it's just too fast and heavy of an accent for me. nothing wrong with it though dude. we're just not used to it. that's all. and let's not forget, he might be smashed, it is after all a wedding. lol. ever try to listen to a buddy that's had more than enough to drink? it happens to the best of us. :) cheers!
tlv156 3 years ago
it's cockney slang/accent from London.
Fokkywokky 3 years ago
i can´t understand a fucking word
fuuucker92 3 years ago
"Jis lak tu sa thinkes fa da gret wuddin' an thinkes fa...."
That's all i could make out....can someone decipher what i've written down?
eskimoposh 3 years ago
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ew years ago, two parents went out for dinner. A few hours later, the babysitter was calling to ask if she could cover up the clown statue in the kids' room, the father said,"Take the kids and get out of the house. We'll call the police, we don't have a clown statue." The "clown statue" is really a A killer that escaped from jail. If you don't post this letter on to 10 videos tonight, the clown will be in your bed at 3:00 am with a chainsaw in his hand
LukeJamieson00 3 years ago
Yeah but - take the Scottish or Geordies - I can't understand a single word they say! At least if the queen talks to people like us, she knows what we're saying. Not saying I like the queen - but her accent is closer to ours than anyone elses; Queen's English.
Maybe we don't want the losers from outside London to understand us anyway.
razorrudd 3 years ago
london accent....crap
TBONE889 3 years ago
I have that accent. What's 'crap' about it?
razorrudd 3 years ago
everything mate...fo outside of london and no 1 understands u....its like u talkin a diff language..ffs look @ them comments and u'll knw why its crap
TBONE889 3 years ago
I don't know one word that was said...
JamalB86 3 years ago 2
Could we get subtitles please?
VivaAnon 3 years ago 15
Chav Slayer disslikes this video
ChavSlayer777 3 years ago
is this even english?
tbone71491 3 years ago
This sounds like "Estuary English" which was spawned from the white working class areas of North, South and mainly East London (so not far from Cockney) as a diaspora of folk who "did well" and made a bit of money, moved out of the poorer city areas. They moved to outer London and the counties of Essex, Hertfordshire and Kent but took their accents with them. It's probably the ugliest & almost certainly the laziest British accent although SOME of its speakers are decent! (Estuary as in Thames).
timboslayer 3 years ago 2
It's not lazy! I speak like that. I'm from SouthEast London. I guess that makes me one of the poor ones who couldn't move out.
And what first hand experience do you have in this area?
razorrudd 3 years ago
HAHA! Not having a go at you or anyone personally - sorry if I came across that way. I live in SE London too, though I wasn't born here. My accent's an amusement to my family as it slowly mutates from that of my upbringing to a local one. I think a lot of Estuary English is lazy - lots of dropped consonants!
timboslayer 3 years ago
You could say all accents are lazy though - they all deviate in some way from the 'Queen's English'. And the queen lives in our neck of the woods...
razorrudd 3 years ago
I got to 2:30 mins and had to turn it off. Chav cunt.
Caziola 3 years ago
i dont know which ones worse.the prick with the microphone or the twat behind the camera whose waiting for his balls to drop.east end scum.
rudyburnez 3 years ago
what a cocney cunt.he deserved to be raped by the ushers.
rudyburnez 3 years ago
nob
badabing500 3 years ago
Jesus wept!
gnarsacyst 3 years ago
what ?? is that wat they mean when they say "cockney wanker".. I think so !! you did fuck it up mate. ridiculous, unarticulate. poor,poor speech. does not matter how long it went on!! You bid the bride proud.. if she was a fat chav that shopped in lidel.
borwick007 3 years ago
...I can't understand a single word.
kwylde 3 years ago
what a chav prick
sweetypie000 3 years ago
i can't understand one word he is saying, am i the only one?
meloveanna 3 years ago 3
I agree. Like Charlie Browns teacher on the phone.. Wha Whaaa Whaaaa wha.
daysinnauditor 3 years ago 2
What a cunt
whatafuckinghero 3 years ago
what a prick
xckelly 3 years ago
TL;DW
alank47 3 years ago
"do the speech, Lee !"
danhjersey 3 years ago
he should of stopped after the first minute
hipelephant 3 years ago
My god... That was kind of sad to watch.. hope it didn't ruin him or the whole wedding. I would have liked to see the reaction of the bride and groom. It was a bit of a car wreck, I wanted to stop watching but couldn't look away.
warren4560 3 years ago
Is this Aborighni?
Venomized 3 years ago
Lee- terrible. Hilarious though.
I thought the bats up crutches was the low point. But the comments on here are hilarious!!What have people got against southeners?
Good times all round!
Brownling 3 years ago
shaky camera and bad echo, cant really understand whats being said.
trigga1uk 3 years ago
is this movie even in english
wth
Serenahfrank 3 years ago
You sound like a Dirty Manc!!!
RussBaby123 3 years ago
omg. Im english and to hear people hate us and our "accent" because of this cunt is gay.
lol
hope everyone realises we arnt all like this haha x
bradleyswifty 3 years ago 2
your right, i went too far, I should have just said this guy is a moron with absolutely no presence who's turned the audience against him instantly then demanded that they listen to his pathetic ramblings and a great example of excactly not what to do.
the cockney bit was unfair to eastenders.
harsh i know but he should have atleast done some research or talked to my best man beforehand. shame cos it was someone's big day he dragged down to his level
visiocomb 3 years ago
Is this little sob speaking english?
tubemeokay 3 years ago
i will hire him
jonathanwillington 3 years ago
cockney moron,
VERY poor but a great example of not what to do.. ie: turn the audience against you then demand that they listen to your pathetic ramblings..
idiot.
visiocomb 3 years ago
no-one is french im just joining in:P
sionikuss1986 3 years ago
french cocksucker
sionikuss1986 3 years ago
cockney cunt
moewishaw 3 years ago
Show that man the door please!
DERRYIRELAND 4 years ago
I couldn't understand a word.
marty7044 4 years ago 3
Literally
ebf2006 4 years ago 2
Was going to respond to this
(yeah I still did ha-fucking-ha)
But I can't make out a fucking word that geezer is saying.
Whats the deal with the welsh comments?
General English-style racism?
Am I close??
Fucking typical xD
bitemydwarf 4 years ago
Completely off the mark. Completely, if you were bright enough to be able to read all the comments you will have noticed that the general "English style racism" you pointed out was not initiated by me. Re-read the comments. Then apologise. I was merely sticking up for the goon that made a tit of himself on stage. But come to think of it, fuck him. And fuck you too.
welshwizard1980 4 years ago
I WAS on your side, you fucking arrogant prick. I was attacking the English view that all the other countries in the British Isles seem to be up for ridicule by some sections of people in England.
So it would seem you would rather abuse people here for some reason, so here is my apology.
Go fuck yourself you cunt, and stop ruining the geezers speech video with your fucking unnecessary outrage.
Prick.
bitemydwarf 4 years ago
Not very tactful speech but it didn't help that the tosser holding the camera was taking the piss. Best man speeches are hard enough to do without having to put up with your "mates" acting like complete goats, basking in the lad's failure. I'd have smacked them mid-speech, that would have livened it up a bit
welshwizard1980 4 years ago
U sound very bitter, i can understand considering that ur Welsh.
RussBaby123 4 years ago
haha you're obviously the tosser who was holding the camera then. Must have hurt when your mate got chosen as best man instead of you. The groom must have thought you were a tosser too. ha ha
welshwizard1980 4 years ago
Your still Welsh!, havent you got some sheep to atend too, rather than commenting on other peoples events.
RussBaby123 4 years ago
hahaha I think I hit a nerve there. I Couldn't really give a shit if I'm honest, however you're the one who posted the video and welcomed the comments. So Fuck off.
welshwizard1980 4 years ago
Welsh Cunt!!!
hammertimetv 4 years ago
What a bunch of degenerate English twats.
Shittest speech I ever saw, shittest heckles I ever saw, and who the fuck are you hammertime? Inbred bastards.
welshwizard1980 4 years ago
Bbaaaaaaaaaa,..Welsh Cunt!!!!
RussBaby123 4 years ago
Baaaaaaa, oh I get it, sheep. Just coz there alot of sheep in Wales, the smartest retort you have is that we fuck sheep. Brilliant.
Useless Essexboy wankers.
welshwizard1980 4 years ago
you are feckin pointless, Bit like wales come to think of it.
jumpinjackflash102 4 years ago
Fucking English arsehole.
VUandChips 3 years ago
No, cockney arsehole.
alexbericheath 3 years ago
I take it the welsh idiot has done a speech recently and it went badly!!!!!!
essexyido 4 years ago
um...what did he say?
tubeaholic 4 years ago
Its too bad a pail of pigs blood did'nt get dropped on his head.
micr0cosm 4 years ago 2
what the hell?
gareth402 4 years ago
Call an ambulance this guy is dying on his arse!
weston271074 4 years ago
I thought the Welsh were bad. This guy sucked. By the way, that was not English.
docrosko 4 years ago
hes english turdbusters
crownoflove 4 years ago
Couldn't understand a word -- he sounded like a shit salesman with a mouth full of samples.
KapnKoolio 4 years ago 2
Oh my god that was fucking diabolical! Got mine soon, at least I won't be as bad as this clown!
Milenko23 4 years ago
...and all that...
fujilala 4 years ago
Nope - couldn't understand a word of that - mumble mumble...and all that etc. definitely needs to learn how to talk properly
Badsellcut 4 years ago
217 people have viewed this 1 week on, i would love to see it reach a thousand!!! Come on people get emailing this link!
hammertimetv 4 years ago
Mental!!! Car Crash TV! Golden Rule "Dont Mention the Stag Weekend! I still cringe even though I know whats coming!!!
hammertimetv 4 years ago
possibly the worst display i've ever seen... no wonder no one visits latchico. you're an inspiration to men all over the world leenus
timmyotoole22 4 years ago