7 Things NOT to Do On a First Date

[brawer2000]

if you listen twice as much as you talk there will be 50% percent of akwerd silence

[tguystudjd]

i wish my friend had seen this video. we went to a bar for karoake, he spotted another friend of mine, was interested, they were introduced and the first friend told the second friend that he was hiv positive. freaked the second friend out. worst thing he could have done, turns out the second friend thought first friend was hot but because first friend disclosed hiv status within minutes of meeting second friend baled

[HutchHiker]

Flaba Jaba

[gwren611]

Soooo, anyone else thinking Finnick? He could be Finnick.

[Davidsonog]

muito lindo vc veiiiiiii q issssso nusssssssss

[LuckyBitch562]

SO?? What the hell am i going to talk about on a first date? so i cant say i got drunk threw up in a taxi and it smelled like mac and cheese well thats not going to be fun -_-

[letranthedung]

Why are you naked all the time??

[kittmusique]

your like god

[javiblake]

You're a pretty smart guy. Your input makes a lot of sense to me. Thank you.

[freakylocz14]

The iPhone is gay.

[saman3214]

Why did he become gay?

[chakramfan]

Dude! You are so funny, informative, and inspiring. Thank you for all that you do!

[DecisiveOdst117]

this does not help me worth crap becuase im not gay man

[9GuineaPig9]

@DecisiveOdst117 Coming from a chick's perspective, same things also apply for guy to gal or gal to gal. These are really good suggestions.

[funfuz]

Great advice! Thanks!

[WinterwolfFFM]

what was he talking about? sorry i just couldn´t stop staring at his nippels ;DDDD

[zathuru1]

LOL david, ur such a spaz xD

[XxGlynwenxX]

Ugh =[ Im tryint to score a first date with a guy I like :) who say's he's straight but text me goodmorning beautiful :) I dunno :D

[zathuru1]

@XxGlynwenxX wow, i wish u the bestest of luck on that conundrum >_<

....just wow(be patient)

[XxGlynwenxX]

@zathuru1 Ty =) Ill admit patients is the hardest thing right now haha :P

[zathuru1]

@XxGlynwenxX you got this! :)

[vampgurl1909]

what I love about your advice and videos is that it's not only for those who are homosexual, but also for those who are straight. awesomeness :D

[StuffBurner]

okay this is rather difficult number 7... rejection is emotionally damaging...

[mayankrocker]

this is the first time i'm seeing this n boy i'm amazed, first ur so freaking handsome, god bless you, second- i just loved the info....

[wereflyIzzy123]

this was so so so helpful ^_^ even though i'm a straight chick, it's still all completely true. thanks so much :)

[RodriguezDeathDealer]

What sort of things should you talk about then?? please give some topic ideas to get started on,

Love you Davey! <3

[chrisbartley88]

EHHH so have u even tried all this shit davey wavey? u big savoury poof cushion lmaoooooooo jokin gurl :D

[duyvtr]

I don't kiss on the first date. If he likes me, he'll come back for a second date.

[macvick8811]

u ukinda gay...y do u always tok bout gays..in evry vid..u luk wow!peace out!

[xxiloveyouxx00]

@macvick8811 Maybe because he is gay...

[BrunettexMusic]

I think you just saved my life hahaha xD

[Corpsnerd09]

Ironic, the ad before this video was for mormon,org

[shanecincy]

I can't stand this guy, yet I always find myself watching his videos.

[salfordguy69]

just buy the first drink and put rohypnol in it, job done.

[qwertyuiopz123]

just realized after the vid that he was shirtless

[lukebrux]

How I can refuse to drink without talking about the fact that my heart's medication do not me allow to drink?

[papibuddy]

@lukebrux order juice or soda or even bottled water, lots of people don't drink alcohol and you do not need to explain it. You can always say you don't drink alcohol with no explanation.

[Reallynow84]

females do this way to much!

[bboyle29]

i have many questions about this video but my main question is why is this dude shirtless?

[TheFanwindow]

I will talk about whatever the fuck I want, however much I want, do what I want, and order whatever I want. Fuck dates. I'd rather be alone than go through that contrived BS.

[papibuddy]

@TheFanwindow  awe

[TheJose422]

or just go upstares and fuck him ! hahahahah

[zeldadann]

he speaks sooooooo quickly! lol!!!

[michaelm2081]

OMFG your so funnny i love your vids !!!!!

and btw im straight and you look fuckin sexy !!

[belza2010]

Lol i now know he is gay i thought he was a guy then im like no he said dont ask HIM all your blablabla ya an that then im like wait if hes a girl then that GIRL has NO boobs lol the fact im pointing out is hes gay

[GorillaThinktank]

mmmm.... I will take all of your advice and use it in my quest for hetrosexual lovin'

[Zefrogg2]

This is 100% true for both guys and girls when it comes to advice. I used it when I went on a date with a girl and got that fabled kiss you talked about. True story!

[PGnumbaONE]

I though you were sucking a black man's severed penis.........

[TheIcelandicPatriot]

Sometimes i wish i was a dog. There is no bull shit around girls. Only have to smell a little and then your good to go :)

[dolly77841]

LOL skelator :D

[nyrocker9]

your cute and how do you get your skin so nice ?!?!?!?!?!?!

[JOEYnoJUSTU22]

Based on the thumbnail, I thought one of the things would be "Don't fellate a hot-dog."

[Dnguyen1319]

Does this apply for straight couples? It seems like good advice!

[absintheangel777]

*lol* Lesbians talk about ALL those things in the first 10 minutes.

[Alighieriize]

i effin love the costumes!!!! BEST VIDEO EVER!!!! I wanna unsubscribe, just so i can resubcribe!!!

[gleecrazayy311]

0:16 OMG! his chest is covered!:O O.o XD

[gothickayla13]

trust me... i think your tits are what everybody's been focused on!!!

[Marcel010992]

"You need him wanting more...or just go upstairs and f**k him" LOL XD

[GlassBluEyes16]

haha pmsl looking at the comments below this,, why comment if you don't like this hot piece of hunk. I also like it how someone said 'when ur str8 u pay for the girl' such an outdated view, she's not an object she doesn't need looking after. Yep im gay and a feminist :P so suck it. PS: Davey Thanks for the tips ;)

[looker768]

do you follow your own advice?

[PaperadiGomma123]

What should I talk about then? D:

[TaosMtn3]

No when your straight, you take a girl out and pay for everything. That's normal. You don't split it unless I guess ur uh....u know. Gay.

[TaosMtn3]

Dude ur kinda weird

[SaculHsoj]

I disliked because you aren't wearing a shirt for absolutely no reason.

[TheeAsylum]

OH HE HAS HIS REASON BRO !

[melviolette91]

just discovered you, awesome video!! i am going on a date tonight hopefully i can use your tips :) thank youuuu

[tammy3dicks]

someone needs to punch this fag right in his pussy.......

[FluidDeconstructor]

Actually not talking about religion bit is a dumb advice, you would want to know if person is deluded and ignorant enough to believe in magic.

[mylifeisablur]

Ive got my first date tomorrow and i just came out a month ago. Its my first date with a guy. Im so nervous XD

[Norex7777777]

@mylifeisablur how did it go then

[mylifeisablur]

@Norex7777777 Great were still seeing each other. I might point out i did everything he said not to do in this video. Thanks for asking

[Norex7777777]

@mylifeisablur heh thats because there is no "how to do the perfect date" and some things actually work with partners that wont with others...that sounds stupid but you get my point

[KassTroll]

@mylifeisablur lol lucky you i've came out over an year ago and i haven't even had one freaking date :D anyways i hope it went well x

[SpangaSFlipnKoen4eva]

@mylifeisablur You are sooo sooo lucky!!! I came out 2 years ago and haven't had a date before... HOPE IT WENT WELL!!! :D :D

[xXgrungie]

@mylifeisablur so how'd it go?

[mylifeisablur]

@xXgrungie Great were still seeing each other.

[mylifeisemo101]

@mylifeisablur hope it went well!! :)

[SuperStBlaise]

@mylifeisablur Hope it went well!

[dustintje123]

@mylifeisablur Good luck, best to yoU!! xx

[DemiSora]

heh ^ ^; you are awesome.

[muscldmechanic]

well after all he looks funny

[TheMostProfoundQuiet]

I love your tits.

[alexcesarpj]

i need to write this down...

[GreenJingleBerry1]

Is he gay?

[Aranel1200]

@GreenJingleBerry1 is the ocean wet?

[MissGoldieGeorgie]

It might be my super old fashioned straight (hmm 98% straight) girl point of view, but no way I'm gonna pay a penny :p especially on the first date!!

[BLCaptainHeroin]

YES!!! SPLIT THE BILL!!!

[BLCaptainHeroin]

A+ Advice!!!

[eddicakes]

.... or just go upstairs and fuck him lmao! xD

[hekata5]

I love you and your videos, the one thing I don't understand: why are you nacked? Not judging or anything...

[PotatoChip9085]

This twink takes it in the corn hole

[FUNCHOMCLALA]

Amen to #5!! Jesus it is so rude, and these days, it's not that people do it, it's that they don't get that it's even rude. Put down the phone, Princess Leia!

[DutchMaureen]

I always end up having a discussion on religion, politics, philosophy and globalization after we have discussed the 'normal' stuff (like where the other is from, what she does etc.). Everytime I sense something political I have to ask her questions... but at least I know that the girls that are still interested are a perfect match ;p

[FrankieUKK]

Question are you in a relationship now? if not then who the fuck are you to give me dating advice!? fuck.

[heathhall2004]

Did he say "Fe bac" for feedback

[cooldudexxx458]

I -3 ur nipples ^-^

[flupachi]

This guy is so funny to watch. He is a natural actor and comedian.

[bluepicis]

NIPLES! MMMMMMMMMM!!!!!

[TomTomTubes]

I'm from a fairly well off family financially so I will ALWAYS pay ALWAYS! but if they offer then they're more likely to get a second date It's nice to be offered but I will always pay!

[poussecafe3]

Wear a shirt!

[morbidmolly151]

@poussecafe3 Nooo he should remain shirtless..

[MattS3NTM]

ur awesome! :-)

[IlanIvasko]

What do you mean, why shouldn't I talk about ghosts or my psychic abilities!??

[Legend4ever91]

So this is why I'm still single. I always bring up embarrassing stories from my past, talk about my ex boyfriends and my family when I'm on a date.

[power1980]

well im a failer to all

[PennyDreadfuI]

I'm supposed to take dating advice from some terminally-single wannabe player whose closest thing to a relationship was a long-distance fling with a Canadian DJ that lasted for less than a year? Uh... yeah... Why don't you just stick to drooling over real jocks and porn stars and telling us about your fantasies of someday bagging them? That's what you're good at.

[CoolVids19]

what you think only chicks and gay guys watch you vids? PSSHT!

[rayechayelle1]

@CoolVids19 lol i think his advice goes for anyone to use :P

[cutcarbon12]

meow?

[spankys1981]

Why is he always shirtless?

[BlainUtube]

he just said that i shouldn't do everything i've been doing!! :O

[yfset8]

omg i love you :)

[therestofusamplified]

i've just been watching this video and wondering why the hell you aren't wearing a shirt

[JKnoxvillesgirl01]

@therestofusamplified He doesn't own any shirts.

[psypants]

@therestofusamplified Yeah, I found that really annoying.. seems to do that in all his vids! why? I guess he's just a vain cunt.

[ImAgEgAnGsTeR]

I just fucked someone. Thought I shoul share lol!

[MyThings2011]

!What you're doing?| hhmm just randomly making date videos with no shirt :O

[KeithRabinJr]

im in love with this guy



[SuperKeithykins]

"Or just go upstairs and fuck him" LOL!

[keshafanblahblahblah]

ive been working on a one page history worksheet for the past 4 hours because your videos are so addicting....

[bcaiko]

Yeah, I'm of the mind to fuck on that first kiss happens and both dudes are interested (which of course they are...).

[guiillermooo]

conclution talk about nothing ... jk

[ayana074]

hmm he always does his videos shirtless...

[SWEJEHTKCUF]

how meany boys have sucked on them titties

[hiphopblood]

lmao. leave some mystery...thats rite dont be droppin the bomb about everything just yet lol

[TopCityPrince]

Yeah don't eat like a bird. Most ppl won't admit it, but it's hot when you feed someone and they actually eat lol. Don't overeat either though, because that can come across as greedy and gross lol.

[SaiKitsune]

So, lets say two people meet up and do end up having a kiss after the first date, but they both have watched this video and they both attempt to pull away first. Would it still work? Lol

[mamothman2000]

I went on a date with a guy and I ate like I normally do, which is a lot. He watched me the entire time and admitted to me that he was both stunned and charmed by the fact that I didn`t eat like a bird.

[AstroMen2911]

Yeah, but the mouth is more versatile then the ears...

[SimuliumDamnosum]

Man i should have watched this before. Instead of pulling back after our kiss, I went in and kissed him again, and again

[SimuliumDamnosum]

I did discuss my psychic abilities with my date. Since we talked via text for a month before meeting up, and during that time we often woke up right before we got a text from the other person and other scarily psychic things. We talked about how weird we have this psychic connection.

[freefaller686]

@SimuliumDamnosum thats f**d up bro

[SimuliumDamnosum]

@freefaller686 How? He mentioned we had a psychic connection too. We were cool with it.

[SlimShaney08]

how did you not choke? damn lol

[teddy5615]

that awkward moment where your date has seen this video and nether you or your date talk.

[Necromancer679]

Things you CAN do on a first date: Talk about your bong, talk about uses for your bong, talk about why you have the bong and what you smoke with it. Talk about that white powder around your mouth and nose, talk about how you believe you're a ballerina everytime you get stoned.

[danishcheese7530]

1:50

[darkhunga]

That's nice advice and all, but my dates usually revolve around sex and dildos. In one case outside sex and debating where, if we fucked for the first time, it would be outside.

I'm not selling myself THAT much :D

[stalematesibling]

so what do you talk about??? (or has this been answered in another video?)

[MrHotrod1122]

gay



[MakeupTeen94]

1:14 i laughed xD

[jerbearjerith]

Haha. This makes me wanna make a video on how me and my Boyfriends first date went=)

[1122ares]

I know this is kinda random, but I'm being serious. I'm taking a kind of unofficial survey: Would you date a gay trans man? Basically, someone whose gender identity is a gay man but who was born female bodied? They present as male and many physically transition as well. Most gay men say they're uniterested in trans men. What do you think? Let me know please.

[LaurenisinWonderland]

"This one has the virgin mary on it"

[MrJarrodASmith]

"or just go upstairs and fuck him" classy lol

[rl876]

So true about the phone thing.

I had a date once and the guy was giggling while texted on his phone.

I politely asked him what was it.

He said that there were 4 other people in the restaurant that were also on Grindr.

I got up and left.

[TMBrd89]

@rl876 Good for you, that's the best thing you could have done. I bet you felt like a million bucks after that.

[coryindahousizzle]

@rl876 LMFAO oh god.

[dvinb12345]

@rl876 That is so bad I don't want to believe you.

[briancopeland77]

@rl876 ARE YOU SERIOUS, THERE ARE TEACHERS AT T.S.U. THAT LOCATE THEIR STUDENTS ON GRINDER WHILE ON CAMPUS... WOW... ARENT PEOPLE NUTS?

[bi123bi]

why is he halfnaked?

[26fergus]

ur hot

[26fergus]

omg do u have a bf

[MrBates1]

"...or just go upstairs and fuck him."

LMAO!

Exactly.

Cool vid ;)

[Jessolor]

I went on a first date with a guy and he kept talking about how his dad was morbidly obese and he abandoned him. We were lost and couldn't find where I parked my car. Needless to say, it was a verrrry long night.

[AllThingsGay3]

You should have just told us what TO say on a date...

[adangme]

Bruce Jenner?

[GirlyGirlTv247]

He is soo awesome!!! And why is it that gay people are so much nicer than most of the people I know?

[kwissssy]

people that dislike this are just haterzzzzzzzzzzzz.

[lbwhite89]

"Uh, it's called a messenger bag." That made me LOL. :)

[makeitezr93]

imma creep but i love your eyes davey they are like the perfect shade of green

[gr8god4u]

ONE OF YOUR BEST video UPloads (quite funny 2 :) HUGz

[emily96926]

I expect to see no more shirts thank you. 

[DoctorHver]

I know what my first date is going to be Yoda or better jet Jar Jar Binks. :)

[THEGOTICBOYBI]

YOU DON´T SHOULD NAME DAVE IT´S MORE LIKE A PINK NIPPLES!!!! JAJAJAJAJA

[corralesmegan]

You are so adorable lol

[awsome0fun21]

On my first date i asked to split the bill and he yelled at me when he drove me home. he told me to respect his southern coustums. i apologized and he dropped me off and i never saw him again. :(

Small town. Small minds.

[mindinsolitude]

@awsome0fun21 who yells at someone on a first date? Lucky escape I think. Be glad you never saw him again.

[awsome0fun21]

@mindinsolitude Oh i was beyond glad:)

[twihard9494]

Lucky Bitch.... Gotta Mac and an Apple lap top! jk I FREAKING LOVE YOU! <3

[onisesanuyos]

if you do your videos with a t-shirt on, I wouldn´t see your videos.

[52PACKISBACK12]

I don't want to date skelator DON'T HATE

[benny5874]

i kept stopping the video every time the music played- thought it was my phome :)

[ChuggaconroyJr09]

Hey, I LOVE THEM SO MUCH!

"this one's got the vigrin mary on it!" hahaha!! this guy is downright awesome! :D