Chris Rock Kill The Messenger 2008 SWESUB DVDRip XviD Pride86

[nonobjectiveart]

he is a great comomedian!

[42OKing69]

"Bush i need a fuck" Bush "i dont give a fuck"

[1dgg9h4dr6ppp8]

the funny part is, the first girl to suck the cum out of my dick became an Arabic translator!

[Prozakk08]

his style so much like eddie murphy

[alahmari909m]

10 dislikes

nice try John McCain

[ARasheed93]

@0:46:26 Subliminal Shot... They mad haha

[Koryo8]

Holy shit i need that magical suit

[RomeoUnstoppable7]

motherfucker , i figured that out. It's several shows and there is a cuts

[BongLocz]

@RomeoUnstoppable7 you want a medal. lol just fukin wit u

[RomeoUnstoppable7]

@BongLocz lol its ok. coz im fucking your mum

[BongLocz]

@RomeoUnstoppable7 cool story bro

[a2thaamo]

"You know what a black dentist would have to do to move into my neighborhood? He'd have to invent teeth!" LOL

[1111freethinker]

Desperate Housewives=Ungrateful Bitches!! LOL

[BikzZaN]

Svensk Text!! ;)

[2012matan]

name of the sing in the begining?

[neecee401100]

@2012matan Duffle Bag Boy by Lil Wayne

[HomemdaFaina]

"half of the women in here are grossed out, the other half are in loving relationships". Epic Win.

[micaCtomlinson]

if people can't work out that it's three different shows, they must be really fuckin dumb.

[jackwills101]

@micaCtomlinson or black!

[AVI470]

first lady?

too mach shutup in that job!!!!

[janjonasappel]

What's the intro song?

[jlmapp15]

@janjonasappel playaz circle duffle bag boy

[janjonasappel]

@jlmapp15 @neecee401100 & @youngj11229 Thx for the song ^_^. Now I can party behind my laptop intensively =P.

[neecee401100]

@janjonasappel Duffle Bag Boy by Lil Wyane

[youngj11229]

@janjonasappel Playaz Circe - Duffle Bag Boy

[pirko07]

I dont mind jokes about girl who fell off swingchair coz she didnt have both hands, pedofiles, racism jokes but i hate political jokes, never make me laugh...

[17Benz1]

Kevin Hart can't hold a torch to Chris Rock. That's like comparing a average player to a Kobe or a hall of famer.

[dv1r2000]

ROFL!!

Nobody gives less of a fuck the bush!

[miwatchyu]

0:34:39 That women is like hahahaha broke bastards behind me

[martinbuzora]

Worst. Continuity. Ever. :-)

[tatirod11]

i think kevin hart is better but chris rock was greatt:)

[TheJuiceWins]

Epic intro

[seannyob98]

It's cause it shows the places he was

[rocknrollrosy]

HIS CLOTHES KEEP CHANGING



[Steaua22000G]

@rocknrollrosy same show in different locations around the world

[silox100]

@rocknrollrosy thats because they showed him doing the same bit in different places

[BushcraftGuy]

@rocknrollrosy its 3 different shows.... London, New York and Johannisburg... all cut together on the dvd

[pizadue]

@rocknrollrosy Its the same show on diffrent theaters (Brooklyn,Johansburg,London)

[GhGuBeUS]

@rocknrollrosy It was a tour; he did the act in more than 1 cities, maybe about 2 weeks.

[rockthebottom]

hade för mig att man skrev zebra...men det är bara jag

[YouGotTbd]

i love how they always cut to the black people in the audience to make you not feel as bad if your white and laughing about the racist shit hahahahaha

[TheTako400]

5:35 OH DEAR LAWD

[63liljayjay]

somebody stop that NIGGER !!! lol

[18Katracho]

Chris Rock is the fucking man.

[Allinmoderation881]

haha, i just realized after 10 min that it had swedish subtext on it.. So used to it in scandinavia now lol..

[diesel1279dsl]

4 girls dont swallow ;)

[AlllamericanQB]

This is the first time i have listened to one of his specials, but he is FUCKING AWESOME!!!

[laksoysoy]

was that kobe on 13:09?

[tygaboy88]

HEY FAGGOT! THE LIGHTS ABOUT TO CHANGE!!!

[Bel1990Bel]

Whats with that changing outfit?

[DallasProductionVEVO]

OMG Lmfao!!!

[mrmileskp]

i dont trust regis either he looks crafty

[BHazard]

Either I had a series of strokes throughout the video or his outfit was changing every few minutes.

[kieranoneil1992]

@BHazard  it's all different shows edited in to 1 for the dvd

[Mystikal22693]

Did anyone notice when he said "we got a black president mothafucka" around 13:23 it said something president for satan on the translation?

[gustavviktor]

@Mystikal22693 in swedish that means motherfucker. the subtitles are swedish.

[Mercedes7373]

@Mystikal22693 OMG.... It does say "President for Satan"..... I wonder what is the supposed to mean or implying....? Hmmmmm....

[Mystikal22693]

@Mercedes7373 right!

[chocolatejesus08]

Do they freebase gravy?

[butch2dworld]

somebody stop that niggaaaarrrr

[Dexyu]

i bet chiss is now regretting he wanted Obama to be president

[BeckMCS9876]

I love that he dropped out of high school, kind of inspires me man.

[Dexyu]

@BeckMCS9876 Better finish it and become like him then u be one step higher imagine

[BeckMCS9876]

@Dexyu Sadly I'm 2 years behind I wish I would I would have made a better decision earlier but the past is the past, thank you though.

[wranglerlover95]

"No!  WE president!" I love it!! ((:

[BPR998]

56:37

[thakiddhershey60]

yes it is p didy

[MrAyano007]

is that p. diddy at 56.40 ?

[MrAyano007]

is that puff daddy at 56.42 somebody help me please!!!

[gideoniskemp]

tejasboo7 must have killed the messenger cuz you need to stop takin shit soooo seriously. thats the piont of being a comedian he talks you laugh..... soo shut the fuck up and laugh you p.o.s and im black BITCH

[eumesmovei]

even though i couldn't understand the subtitles, i spent 1 hour and 11minutes staring at them...

[MrAyano007]

@eumesmovei  is that p. diddy at 56.40 ?

[rawezy]

fucking crazy rock!!!

[tejasboy007]

Man! your a Pissed Off Racist! Gas...America had cheapest gas in the whole world and strong currency. everybody deserves what they do. Have you seen black neighbourhood? So filthy!! So, why would a white clean neighbourhood wanna keep you? Poor people from India, eating one time a day hardly are among top successful peoples in US. And you live in US and Cant do shit besides sucking the countries blood, welfare, alcohol, crime and all!

So, shut the fuck up you fucker. i am not even white!

[kmtatyou]

''yeah we weighed up the pros and cons and basically he answered the questions we were lookiin for''

''we'll he black im black.....wyp?!''

[007mano1]

Like a boss...?!

[S1elmx]

obama ain't no black man. he's about as black as colin powell is and as george carlin rightly said colin powell is openly white, he just happens to be black. chris rock is funny otherwise though

[majmunko23]

lol obama is bullshit

[3p1cBlu3]

LMAO!!

[melalat1112]

To funny :D

[slayermate07]

Fuck obama...This guy for president!!!

[cedab1001]

Nao tenho muitas coisas a dizer.. só que o vídeo é ÓTIMO !!!

Chris Rock *-*

[Devoti]

what's up with the 10 minutes long interviews in the end trying to convince us of how awesome it was?

[Greatdictator]

I used to play the time game in school

Cept it was always ....fuck 5 minutes

[MrHidibo]

Thanks for posting this

[aksyn47]

1st of thanx chichibaybee92 for this posting. omg, tears of joy. Chris Rock is fucking stupidly funny. smart n truth with humor

[Jetr5115]

do they freebase gravy lls

[Quincy657]

Subscribing now

[Rbizzle93]

just a crease thats all a nigga need just a crease toooo funny

[rhknsjdfskjnd]

?whats the song in the begginning



[TuTu99o]

@rhknsjdfskjnd Playas Circle- Duffle Bag Boy

[shemekia76]

@rhknsjdfskjnd  duffle bag boy

[chapsterz]

chris rock is a fucken boss

[bvajnt]

This man shud get arrested for killing ppl with laughter...

[leonenaj]

OMG, I could not stop laughing

[MrLittorin]

sverige 4 the win!

[MultiConzo1]

He's too funny ;))

[PAHZAZZ]

do u take pussy...OF CORSE WE TAKE PUSSY!!!!...LMFAO...LOL...SMH

[SriLankanBomber]

this was amazing i loved it

[BronzeGamer]

they prolly gonna delete this account! FUCK YOU COPYRIGHT! enjoy while it lasts...

[arsenalcox526]

I wanna get both 10:10... 

[abisoxth]

What a so boring shit 15+ min taking about Obama, and now 2012 there is only a 44% Job Approval according to Gallup.

[dadir]

Sometimes The people with the most shit get to say the least shit, and the people with least shit get to say the most shit, So you wanna say more shit, get rid of some of your shit

Cris Rock

:D funny but true

[bravemnk2]

Lol Classic humour Lol

[alikennedystar]

@bravemnk2 lol, just thought i should add some more lols, lol. el oh el. lawl.

[skurtpion]

he makes truth funny.. the same truth that hurts!

[omarct]

LOL Chris is so Racist, I wonder what happened to him.

[SlickExecutiveType]

he's so old he used to own sidney poitier... snap!

[TheJaegerbomb101]

i love how the translations have "niggerconsolate" and "niggerrepresentative" just bunched into one word lol

[henasee1]

his best stuff so far

[hey111222]

did anyone watch anything past obama?

[alovekellz]

Yr comment is sooo f**ck*n ILLITERATE PresidentObama didnot get the Damn Country in Trillions of dolllars worth of debt no no&DAMN no he didn't.This goes2show people say&spread dumbness without factual information.Busch started the illegal war DHHHH Busch caused young men&women healthy Soldiers2loose their lives,suffer severe injuries,loose their limbs,sight,&many2b psychologically handicapped4ever so do yr math.Prs.Obama or no other human on this Planet can fix Busch SH#T IN3yrs!stop th denial

[MrBigrobmjca3]

@alovekellz Busch was never a president, Busch is a brand of beer!

[raltommo]

I just died of laughter.

[MJLuckyStar]

I wish I got to see him when he was here in London :(

[bossmanali]

Had the exact same fuckin bullshit job 

[urgandma]

dude i love you

[JakeUpNorth]

I wonder how the comic timing of the subtitles is

[lmc2664]

Funny, entertaining and most stuff CR said was true and logic. Well done...thank for uploading the whole thing.

[royalnaz1]

obama aint do bad as bush did

[1904jester]

@royalnaz1 barack obama was the biggest dissapointment for delusional black people...

shit is the same, and now a black man is in charge.......

[myrelative]

@royalnaz1 he speaks english at least

[MrUlutraman]

he has a nice satan face

he could easily play satans face

[dcocky1]

chichibay u d best

[MsWolverine98]

@L0OOOooooOOOOOOOOL also getting America into 13 trillion dolars of debt in 4 years

[gaziobaseki]

Lm

Bopplll

[Ezema25]

@L0OOOooooOOOOOOOOL he still does....what has obama done wrng

[TJTutorails]

awesome side thanks!

[mac11380acp]

awesome thanks for taking the time to upload! good quality

[fallenbodhisattva]

I disliked this to anger you a-holes _.l.. Awesome video.

[AishaMuslimah100]

More people need to upload full stand up comedy to youtube, I don't that as often these days. Thanks Chichi.

[AishaMuslimah100]

@AishaMuslimah100 correction to my last post I don't see that as often these days. lol.

[dopekoala]

i take that back !

[dopekoala]

he has 2 outfits but still talkin' the same thing... y'all notice that ?

this is from 2 diferent shows

[ELiTEcodPlay3r]

This guy IS th funniest guy alive! No doubt about it!

[mpoleary2003]

Rock

[tokyomilkshake2]

Since when does a Rhino shit pellets?

[Diavolo222]

Nice upload man, realy cool of you to upload the full show:D

[wizeguy681]

He is so on point on every damn thing. That's a smart muthafucka man. He's from NYC all East Coast people are smarter than people down south or in Cali. Lol

[mickmickmurphy]

I sat back and giggled my muthafuckin ass off!

thanks for posting

[mstha2bad]

@DrBootystep NIGGA FUCK YOU OBAMA IS A REAL  PRESIDENT AND I BET U WHITE TOO WHITE NIIGAS HATE BLACK NIIGAS SO SIT YOUR ASS DOWN AND ENJOY BEING ALIVE BITCH!

[cheztano10]

@mstha2bad langauge



[Nitrosetheprodigy]

Lol. Shit was funny

[hiwar12345]

svensk tekst? greit nok :P

[tyondomeet]

Christopher rocks.... he says what we all know but dare not say! We love chris.

[amine1011]

"I don't wanna vote for nobody who got captured, I wanna vote for the motherfucker that got away!" you're killing me man lmao

[sal70228]

@amine1011 Koo!

[ThaDoomin8er]

gotta love the random suit changes....i rele hope that this is multiple recordings smooshed together and hes not just up there changing his suit instantly n nobody cares

[smanslam1]

@ThaDoomin8er it's multiple recordings ofcourse shot from three cities as mentioned. Johanesburg, London and New York.

[ThaDoomin8er]

@smanslam1 lol i know....just a bit of dry humor...

[ThaDoomin8er]

69th like......WOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!

[OnePieceLover1175]

Just det.

[musicallystunted]

brilliant!

[alcides299]

thank you, if someone dislikes this imma murder him

[ThaDoomin8er]

@alcides299 ...and still nobody has disliked the video, keep posting that on all the good videos. I think you just found a way of stopping that one ASSHOLE that dislikes a video just because they can or nobody has yet

[MrRottenmike]

Thanks

[mafiaman888]

soooo goooood

[azra12341234]

Thx for the upload. I was tiered of all the snipets

[askvien]

thx for the upload

[ThatsButters]

All my jobs were 30 min lunch breaks. Mine right now is 15 minutes! You just take a sandwhich, some snacks, and eat them down as fast as you can.

[UKSurvivalVideos]

Perfect!!!!!