@bodidarma505 there's nothing to agree about. humans and chimps evolved from a common ancestor... these are facts. This is why Natural Selection and Evolution are taught in schools, and ID is not...
Jesus says we are created. Jesus says we have to kill anyone that does not believe in god. Jesus says you do not have to think. Jesus says he will think for you and do not have to do anything but live your life to however you think Jesus thinks he want you to think he has to want you to live.
@flatwoundtickler Of course dude, but there is no tail there. But you're right man, I was gonna say "we come from apes not monkeys maaan!!" but in fact we are apes and apes come from monkeys, so we do come from monkeys. But the top comment is still wrong.
The Sumerian's state there gods the Annunaki altered DNA in already existing primates to create human beings as we see them today. Kinda makes sense when you look at the missing link. In that missing link there's a 30% increase in brain size. As far as i understand the theory of evolution it takes millions of years for changes like that to occur however all the sudden in one leap we get a 30% increase. Not stating i believe this is fact just something kind of interesting.
A fruitfly has like 70% similar DNA as humans, does that mean I'm 70% fruitfly? Banana has 50% similar DNA. I'm not saying we didn't evolve at all though. I think any evolution is divine engineering. Hostile comments are expected from those who really look down upon Theists.
@JAKEHARRIS281 But a fruitfly only has that because they use a gene similar to ours that we use to grow into adults. A chimp actually looks similar to us. By the way it's 98.6% the same as chimpanzees so...
@JAKEHARRIS281 the fact you even said "theists" (not to mention with a capital T) makes you a complete and utter douche. Do humanity and your mother's failed attempt at child rearing a favor and jump up off the nearest tall building.
@MisterAaronRodriguez Wow really? You call me a "complete and utter douche" JUST BECAUSE I capitalized a word that shouldn't be capitalized? I meant theists as in plural. You are just who I was talking about. If you notice I said, "I'm not saying we didn't evolve at all though" but you still hate me because I believe in God. Yeah let me go jump off a building because I believe in God. You're so shallow and hostile it's f***ing pathetic.
@JAKEHARRIS281 no no, i meant it as in you sounded really pompous. I don't care if you believe in God (i never said i hated you bcuz of that), but the fact that you're so convinced of a higher being is funny... did you even listen to the bit? how old are you... and you're absolutely POSITIVE that there's a thing called "god"?!!! I don't know if there is or isn't... because something like the infinite universe is too fucking inconceivable for one person to know... just say YOU DON'T KNOW!
@MisterAaronRodriguez Yeah I listened to the bit and I believe that whatever Evolution has taken place is Engineered by God. What I think is something has always existed because if it didn't how would you get something from nothing? I don't think it was God, I think infinity has been going on for....well some time now and I think after trillions of quadrillions of eternal events I think whatever is omnipresent became conscious after an infinity of events. And God eventually "learned."
@MisterAaronRodriguez Continuing, like energy cannot be created nor destroyed. I think it's so dumb how believers will say God always was. That doesn't make any sense to me. To say a MIND has ALWAYS BEEN doesn't make sense. Why does it sound so impossible for a consciousness to spring forth out of something that is ETERNAL and/or omnipresent like energy? It's only a matter of infinite time before a consciousness springs forth and is connected to everything in the universe. : )
@MisterAaronRodriguez Thanks for the apology. Just make sure you don't look down upon someone and think they're a faggot just because they believe in God. Have you tried shrooms, Mescaline, Cactus, DMT?
@JAKEHARRIS281 Do me a favor, the next time you conduct a reply make sure it fits into the allotted characters... you DONT get to write a freaking novel response. sorry. You're a silly person.
@MisterAaronRodriguez At first I was a complete and utter douche just because I MERELY capitalized the word theist and you said I should go just off a building a kill myself just because I believe in God and you know it that's the reason. And now because I wrote a response consisting of about 6-7 sentences you think it's a novel and that I'm a silly person. It's clear bro, "YOU hate people that believe in God." No matter what a theist will write you will hate them and you know it.
@JAKEHARRIS281 no, just you. Your trolling of the internet is pathetic and unfunny. You're not even a good troll... it's so sad. and there is no God... only Allah - Allah is the only true god, bro. JIHAD!!!!!!!!!!
@JAKEHARRIS281 please tell us your experience with genetics, I'm interested to here what you have to say... or did you get your info from wikipedia. As we all know that's a credible source.
Monkeys and humans are alike because we have the same God that created them both.. Instead of "Nature" or w/e Atheists believe responsible for the enormous complexity in life...
@Kr0n1k4Lyfe hahaha you're hilarious. it's not nature. it's called science. we dont KNOW anything. we do KNOW a spooky man in the sky did not create anything, though.
@Kr0n1k4Lyfe YES i know! you have all the answers! all of your kind do! my people have the balls as JOE stated, to say IDK! it's all possible! A little imaginary man in the sky is going to punish you for all eternity should you think for yourself! "BUT HE LOVES YOU" whatever look, it's simple! People fear death,they seek meaning, some just eat the shit they are force fed from childhood and others use the brain GOD? gave them!
@Kr0n1k4Lyfe@sokolshala god is a joke. the fact that you think you have some grasp on what created something as crazy as the universe, whether it was an event or a super powerful being, is pure arrogance. you dont know shit. the difference between you and i along with you and others like me is simply that i accept that i dont know shit about how it started. accept it. step into reality.
@Kr0n1k4Lyfe if god is so great and all knowing why the fuck did he waist his time making something so fucked up like humans...lol all we do is consume and kill eachother open your eyes brother were just some shit that grew on this planet like a bacteria as joe says we're all just here to eat the sandwhich...
Humans dont come from monkeys, us Homo sapiens and Monkeys have a ancestor in common, but yeh, the ancestor would be more like monkey then us, but still :P
@sokolshala Good point. A common misconception is that we are descended straight from monkeys. The common ancestor we share goes back something like 3.2 million years. In all those years our DNA has only diverged less than 2%. It's really quite astonishing that such small changes in our genetic material can create such large differences in our phenotype.
@Scottytoohotty41 wow you're an idiot. DNA correlation percentages are not determined the same way as population statistics, I think that's your flaw.
It's funny because the only things that make us less like primitive primates and more like an advanced species capable of anything, like psychedelics/entheogens and critical thinking are the things that mainstream politically-dominated culture seem to fight against passionately. That's the human ego's will to stay in the cradle, being breast-fed a combination of intoxicants that keep it infantile and ignorant for as long as possible. Evolution has a long way to go b4 we grow up.
We ARE monkeys. There are no traits that all of one species of primate has that no other one does. So the distinctions are superficial but significant enough where we are genetically dissimiliar enough to be a separate species...of monkey : )
hahah, apparently they do.............I think it's funny they arguing when Rogan said he didn't know, he said "Ingredients to people" I think that's where the science can stop lol
well he put it simply, but the human genome is basically the ingredient for humans lol it maps out our genes, which is what determines how we come out.
I wasn't arguing that, I just think it's funny that people are using Joe Rogan as a backer for evolution. I believe in evolution and I support what Joe said. I just think it's funny people are arguing using what Rogan said, when he said "ingredients for people." This is just a joke for this show, I think the evolution debate should be taken to a different comments section, just my opinion though.
actually we didn't come from a monkey or chimp we came from close relatives to chimps and our DNA is 96% related to chimps we're not actually 96% chimp.
he is saying nothing about evolution, and he doesn't say we came from monkeys. he's just saying that we're monkeys. humans are just a type of monkey. he's not saying anything about how similar or different we are from monkeys, but we're 96% chimpanzee... so we're monkeys lol
Humans and monkeys evolved from a common ancestor, so we're very closely related but we didn't evolve "from" them. It's like saying your brother is your father. It's a common misconception however (the evolution part, not the parent part).
most people just use monkey as a synonym for primates, not realizing that it's incorrect. he says chimpanzees specifically, so i assume that he does this as well.
This is what the world needs, deeper thinking!
fleckerman08 1 week ago
I'm a fucking Gorilla swinging my Knucks and fucking bitches with bananas.
SlowlyPeeled 2 weeks ago
hilarious. stop arguing people it is comedy -- if you don't agree don't listen.
bodidarma505 2 weeks ago 2
@bodidarma505 there's nothing to agree about. humans and chimps evolved from a common ancestor... these are facts. This is why Natural Selection and Evolution are taught in schools, and ID is not...
MisterAaronRodriguez 2 weeks ago
Jesus says we are created. Jesus says we have to kill anyone that does not believe in god. Jesus says you do not have to think. Jesus says he will think for you and do not have to do anything but live your life to however you think Jesus thinks he want you to think he has to want you to live.
bigdingding77 3 weeks ago
@bigdingding77 In what verse and chapter did he say, "we have to kill anyone that does not believe in God?"
JAKEHARRIS281 3 weeks ago
Dude, top comment is flat out wrong. Monkeys have tails... (I'm probably the 10,000th person to say that)
mehico33 3 weeks ago
@mehico33 Have you ever hurt your tailbone aka "Coccyx"? Google it, it's called tailbone for a reason.
flatwoundtickler 3 weeks ago
@flatwoundtickler Of course dude, but there is no tail there. But you're right man, I was gonna say "we come from apes not monkeys maaan!!" but in fact we are apes and apes come from monkeys, so we do come from monkeys. But the top comment is still wrong.
mehico33 3 weeks ago
@mehico33 ok,I see.But apes did have tails though...
flatwoundtickler 3 weeks ago
The Sumerian's state there gods the Annunaki altered DNA in already existing primates to create human beings as we see them today. Kinda makes sense when you look at the missing link. In that missing link there's a 30% increase in brain size. As far as i understand the theory of evolution it takes millions of years for changes like that to occur however all the sudden in one leap we get a 30% increase. Not stating i believe this is fact just something kind of interesting.
Jdrbean 3 weeks ago
We didn't come from monkeys; we came from apes. Learn some biology boys.
MarcusTexaco 3 weeks ago
@MarcusTexaco THANK YOU!!! Finally, one intelligent commenter on this whole entire thread! God bless you, sir!
MisterAaronRodriguez 2 weeks ago
A fruitfly has like 70% similar DNA as humans, does that mean I'm 70% fruitfly? Banana has 50% similar DNA. I'm not saying we didn't evolve at all though. I think any evolution is divine engineering. Hostile comments are expected from those who really look down upon Theists.
JAKEHARRIS281 1 month ago
@JAKEHARRIS281 But a fruitfly only has that because they use a gene similar to ours that we use to grow into adults. A chimp actually looks similar to us. By the way it's 98.6% the same as chimpanzees so...
DoctorNambu 3 weeks ago
@JAKEHARRIS281 the fact you even said "theists" (not to mention with a capital T) makes you a complete and utter douche. Do humanity and your mother's failed attempt at child rearing a favor and jump up off the nearest tall building.
MisterAaronRodriguez 3 weeks ago
@MisterAaronRodriguez Wow really? You call me a "complete and utter douche" JUST BECAUSE I capitalized a word that shouldn't be capitalized? I meant theists as in plural. You are just who I was talking about. If you notice I said, "I'm not saying we didn't evolve at all though" but you still hate me because I believe in God. Yeah let me go jump off a building because I believe in God. You're so shallow and hostile it's f***ing pathetic.
JAKEHARRIS281 3 weeks ago
@JAKEHARRIS281 no no, i meant it as in you sounded really pompous. I don't care if you believe in God (i never said i hated you bcuz of that), but the fact that you're so convinced of a higher being is funny... did you even listen to the bit? how old are you... and you're absolutely POSITIVE that there's a thing called "god"?!!! I don't know if there is or isn't... because something like the infinite universe is too fucking inconceivable for one person to know... just say YOU DON'T KNOW!
MisterAaronRodriguez 3 weeks ago
@MisterAaronRodriguez Yeah I listened to the bit and I believe that whatever Evolution has taken place is Engineered by God. What I think is something has always existed because if it didn't how would you get something from nothing? I don't think it was God, I think infinity has been going on for....well some time now and I think after trillions of quadrillions of eternal events I think whatever is omnipresent became conscious after an infinity of events. And God eventually "learned."
JAKEHARRIS281 3 weeks ago
@MisterAaronRodriguez Continuing, like energy cannot be created nor destroyed. I think it's so dumb how believers will say God always was. That doesn't make any sense to me. To say a MIND has ALWAYS BEEN doesn't make sense. Why does it sound so impossible for a consciousness to spring forth out of something that is ETERNAL and/or omnipresent like energy? It's only a matter of infinite time before a consciousness springs forth and is connected to everything in the universe. : )
JAKEHARRIS281 3 weeks ago
@MisterAaronRodriguez Thanks for the apology. Just make sure you don't look down upon someone and think they're a faggot just because they believe in God. Have you tried shrooms, Mescaline, Cactus, DMT?
JAKEHARRIS281 3 weeks ago
@JAKEHARRIS281 Do me a favor, the next time you conduct a reply make sure it fits into the allotted characters... you DONT get to write a freaking novel response. sorry. You're a silly person.
MisterAaronRodriguez 2 weeks ago
@MisterAaronRodriguez At first I was a complete and utter douche just because I MERELY capitalized the word theist and you said I should go just off a building a kill myself just because I believe in God and you know it that's the reason. And now because I wrote a response consisting of about 6-7 sentences you think it's a novel and that I'm a silly person. It's clear bro, "YOU hate people that believe in God." No matter what a theist will write you will hate them and you know it.
JAKEHARRIS281 2 weeks ago
@JAKEHARRIS281 no, just you. Your trolling of the internet is pathetic and unfunny. You're not even a good troll... it's so sad. and there is no God... only Allah - Allah is the only true god, bro. JIHAD!!!!!!!!!!
MisterAaronRodriguez 2 weeks ago
@MisterAaronRodriguez Oh, and just what comment was a troll comment?
JAKEHARRIS281 2 weeks ago
@JAKEHARRIS281 and yeah you're probably right... calling you a douche was kinda mean. I apologize, i didn't mean it. happy??
MisterAaronRodriguez 3 weeks ago
@JAKEHARRIS281 please tell us your experience with genetics, I'm interested to here what you have to say... or did you get your info from wikipedia. As we all know that's a credible source.
MisterAaronRodriguez 2 weeks ago
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Tzesty8 1 month ago
Muslims would never eat that 96% shit sandwich simply because it has ham in it ;)
deadman20008 1 month ago 3
we didn't come from monkeys, we ARE monkeys lolz
Teddy8084 1 month ago
@PatMcCrotch124 self importance is a powerful illusion!
wolfmoon2682 1 month ago
@PatMcCrotch124 he never said DNA.... get your ears checked.
WarBeginsWithYou 1 month ago
Joe Rogan acts stupider than he really is in his stand up
94Cioppa 1 month ago 3
Monkeys and humans are alike because we have the same God that created them both.. Instead of "Nature" or w/e Atheists believe responsible for the enormous complexity in life...
Kr0n1k4Lyfe 1 month ago
@Kr0n1k4Lyfe hahaha you're hilarious. it's not nature. it's called science. we dont KNOW anything. we do KNOW a spooky man in the sky did not create anything, though.
cj397 1 month ago
@Kr0n1k4Lyfe YES i know! you have all the answers! all of your kind do! my people have the balls as JOE stated, to say IDK! it's all possible! A little imaginary man in the sky is going to punish you for all eternity should you think for yourself! "BUT HE LOVES YOU" whatever look, it's simple! People fear death,they seek meaning, some just eat the shit they are force fed from childhood and others use the brain GOD? gave them!
wolfmoon2682 1 month ago
@Kr0n1k4Lyfe @sokolshala god is a joke. the fact that you think you have some grasp on what created something as crazy as the universe, whether it was an event or a super powerful being, is pure arrogance. you dont know shit. the difference between you and i along with you and others like me is simply that i accept that i dont know shit about how it started. accept it. step into reality.
bryanstrain 1 month ago
@Kr0n1k4Lyfe if god is so great and all knowing why the fuck did he waist his time making something so fucked up like humans...lol all we do is consume and kill eachother open your eyes brother were just some shit that grew on this planet like a bacteria as joe says we're all just here to eat the sandwhich...
ironman145614 1 month ago
Humans dont come from monkeys, us Homo sapiens and Monkeys have a ancestor in common, but yeh, the ancestor would be more like monkey then us, but still :P
sokolshala 1 month ago
@sokolshala Good point. A common misconception is that we are descended straight from monkeys. The common ancestor we share goes back something like 3.2 million years. In all those years our DNA has only diverged less than 2%. It's really quite astonishing that such small changes in our genetic material can create such large differences in our phenotype.
smoyer60 1 month ago
But all types of DNA are correlated, this doesn't even make sense. We are also 37% fruit flies, and 9% sunflower seeds.
Scottytoohotty41 1 month ago
@Scottytoohotty41 don't forget it is a stand up act and not a science class
unholychunk 1 month ago
@Scottytoohotty41 ahaa
KrylonDrinker 1 month ago
@Scottytoohotty41
is the human genome not far more complex and thorough than a simple DNA correlation test??
63Bueno 1 month ago
@Scottytoohotty41 wow you're an idiot. DNA correlation percentages are not determined the same way as population statistics, I think that's your flaw.
55jacos 1 month ago
@55jacos Did you even watch the video?
Scottytoohotty41 1 month ago
Joe came from a monkeys ass. A monkey shat him out and said go tell the world the truth about how you came from me, a monkey you piece of shit
aceshigh8881 1 month ago
@aceshigh8881 GET AN EDUCATION!.
DREWYMAGOOEY123 1 month ago 2
@aceshigh8881 do you need to be taught evolution?
unholychunk 1 month ago
@aceshigh8881 ahah little boy
Snoopii211 1 month ago
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carlosHjrzz 1 month ago
garbage
RidnStolnWhips 2 months ago
that actually makes alot of sense haha
TheHeartLikealion 3 months ago
It's funny because the only things that make us less like primitive primates and more like an advanced species capable of anything, like psychedelics/entheogens and critical thinking are the things that mainstream politically-dominated culture seem to fight against passionately. That's the human ego's will to stay in the cradle, being breast-fed a combination of intoxicants that keep it infantile and ignorant for as long as possible. Evolution has a long way to go b4 we grow up.
c23am 3 months ago
you remind me of bill hicks joe,you rock....
betamaxd 1 year ago
this guy is good and smart
jwrath90 1 year ago
Joe Rogan is usually funny during his commentary for UFC, so I'd love hear his actual comic material
ShadowCrowX 2 years ago
omg im laughing my ass off right now
arisechicken82 2 years ago
yo rogan is the fucking man. why dosent this dude become a prof? or run for local office?
druncle5 2 years ago 2
We aren't dissidents from monkeys, we came from apes. There is a difference.
aaron3299 2 years ago
says the fucking dude that cant spell descendents
rampage182182 2 years ago
Lol, look up "descendents"(that's what you wrote).You fucking asshat.
aaron3299 2 years ago 2
is there anywhere online i can watch the whole of this video?
jackhartcup 2 years ago
It was on spike tv's web site... check there
warpath1488 2 years ago
The human genome. It's like the ingredients for people!!
lololol
rmcdaniel423 2 years ago 2
@johnnycrisp22 - You got it my educated friend
gxxr1130 2 years ago
fuck religion fuck science and fuck organisms
saweet999 2 years ago
@saweet999 fuck you
saweet999 2 years ago
We ARE monkeys. There are no traits that all of one species of primate has that no other one does. So the distinctions are superficial but significant enough where we are genetically dissimiliar enough to be a separate species...of monkey : )
SecularInquisitor 2 years ago 14
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KrylonDrinker 1 month ago
@SecularInquisitor your a fuckin monkey. im not
KrylonDrinker 1 month ago
Nobody in the audience gives a crap about the scientific details (for the Professors below, lol)
bridgettedunn 2 years ago 3
hahah, apparently they do.............I think it's funny they arguing when Rogan said he didn't know, he said "Ingredients to people" I think that's where the science can stop lol
WhiteMenJumping5 2 years ago
well he put it simply, but the human genome is basically the ingredient for humans lol it maps out our genes, which is what determines how we come out.
MMAenthusiastUHHE 2 years ago
I wasn't arguing that, I just think it's funny that people are using Joe Rogan as a backer for evolution. I believe in evolution and I support what Joe said. I just think it's funny people are arguing using what Rogan said, when he said "ingredients for people." This is just a joke for this show, I think the evolution debate should be taken to a different comments section, just my opinion though.
WhiteMenJumping5 2 years ago 5
oh ok I understand that and completely agree.
MMAenthusiastUHHE 2 years ago
actually we didn't come from a monkey or chimp we came from close relatives to chimps and our DNA is 96% related to chimps we're not actually 96% chimp.
lovestospoogeify 2 years ago 4
Chimps are Apes not Monkeys, noobs these days
sickdick00 2 years ago
Yes and we are not humans, but Homo Sapiens.
Dude, you are quite a comedian :P
gunblade64 2 years ago 5
he is saying nothing about evolution, and he doesn't say we came from monkeys. he's just saying that we're monkeys. humans are just a type of monkey. he's not saying anything about how similar or different we are from monkeys, but we're 96% chimpanzee... so we're monkeys lol
Lucidfluzy 2 years ago
Rogan is truly doing gods work here. Telling people the truth.
tbchenault 2 years ago 2
Humans and monkeys evolved from a common ancestor, so we're very closely related but we didn't evolve "from" them. It's like saying your brother is your father. It's a common misconception however (the evolution part, not the parent part).
tmatte 2 years ago
um, if u have an inbred family ur brother can be ur father, so u MIGHT wanna get a different example lol, but i get the point ur trying to make
thakurlz 2 years ago
omg i didn't know Joe Rogan done stand-up. BTW religion is fucking retarded hears my proof read the bible.
mattPSP 2 years ago
prove we didnt come from monkeys then genius
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heythisisbert 2 years ago
Humans evolved, this is true. but we did not evolve from monkies.
alucard449 2 years ago
Humans and apes evolved from a common ancestor.
Rogan clearly wasn't trying to be technical, just funny.
OllyakaEnfillade 2 years ago 4
most people just use monkey as a synonym for primates, not realizing that it's incorrect. he says chimpanzees specifically, so i assume that he does this as well.
lolll666 2 years ago