REAL SAFETY TORCH

[TheJacker2112]

If god shoots himself he will go to hell

[PrincessofWHOMP]

@Bucklover4 my school serves nuggets. And biscuits. And mashed potatoes. And barbeque sauce. Beat that.

[DISCONINJA219]

Why does he have his seatbelt on? O.o

[stollerfamily]

nugget in a buisket ahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1­1

[UndeadPiglet1]

Day to night in 8 minutes? IS HE IN MINECRAFT TIME?

[coooldude245]

wait toby gave us edvice to not listen to his... thats a paradox

[killacceleration]

so yeah, I actually went and googled that. awesome.

[Royman342]

Why does he never do this stuf in his house

[novajellybean]

thumbs up if you think he should do a live action safety torch.

[Mahkia]

Omg, I want to choose my own Tobuscus adventure. D:

[killerx10001]

yes! toby just talked about one of the greatest burger places in the west "in n out"! double double ftw? thumbs up so toby will see this and reply

[Bucklover4]

My school serves nuggets, and biscuits and mashed potatoes :D

[ZoraLink10nLink]

nugget in a biscuit

[kjnilsd]

I want you to be my uncle :)

[corruption789]

Shake, Shake,Shake, Shake alil somethin

[lpsgir96]

I WANT THAT SAFETY TORCH!

_____

me myself..

[TheZappy212]

Do people look at you and see a maniac with a camera in his car yelling?

[TheZappy212]

2:07 Omg, best story Ever!

[Minecraft2Cool]

GO IF WANT UR ANCESTER

[dirntyplayer]

"It's really hard for them to draw blood from me 'cause needles can't penetrate epicosity." Best quote of all time right there XD

[mkid33]

XD, when you were talking about police, I heard sirens...

[TheMarfaBean]

One month later... and I'm still obsessively watching this video!! hahaha

The fact that Toby actually put my fan mail in a video makes me sooooo happy :D

[Slipknation1]

@TheMarfaBean The fan mail you made is amazing! You are soo lucky!

[TheMarfaBean]

@Slipknation1 Thank you!!!

[BritChickXD]

You are the Apex Predator from Chronicle

[XTR3M3xWATERzZz]

ok, the vid said it was uploaded today but the top comments were put on this a week ago

[BallisticDude1996]

38 people didn't cook their chicken with fake fire!

[TecumsehsWeirdos]

@MrshinkenRed You can send it to his P.O. Box. You just have to pay for shipping. :)

[MrshinkenRed]

i was just wondering if i could send you something if i lived in australia and if so what is your address?

[angryrabbit100]

I never laugh when I watch a video even if its really funny but guess what? I laughed! You are truly epic.

[myownerfeedsmejunk]

Ray William Johnson, boring. Smosh, cool, but gets pretty boring. ShaneDawson, just no. Tobuscus, perfect.

[mantis3771]

you have 680 videos

[wataburger1996]

thumbs up if you think toby will be the number 1 subscriber

[ManMoo12321]

Thumbs is you have actually have eaten a nugget in a biscuit, dipped in mashed potatos, then in the Barbeque sauce. I HAVE!!

[babybriellesexy]

this part is so funny 2:11 thumbs up for the part that funny

[KnightRider2796]

Toby, do you ever edit your vlogs or have to do them more than once? You seem to have a natural gift for improv. Maybe you should do professional stand up comedy.

[CritiCalDane]

@KnightRider2796 it is professional if he does a living out of it

[GamingFTWx3]

the nugget looks like a piece of shit...literally

[soffyane]

hahahaha this Boop xD

[fredd1531]

intro darknes to redness to whitnes



[Dragonfire2652]

thumbs up if u actually searched if fake fire cooks food

[Sporeparraler]

I am not suprised toby didn't like the nugget in a biscuit, he forgot the barbeque sauce!

[wwwdotbrickkiddotcom]

thumbs up if you Google`d "does fake fire actually cook anything?"

[TheUSFDubstep]

WHERES MY BARBACUE SAUZE??!!

[thecandymantization]

Wheres the barbecue sauce???

[PieNaple1]

LOL Toby. So ADHD. XD

[raprock36]

thats when i became a fan whoop

[no0bzgaming]

i became a fan right after the first vid i ever wached wich was the assasins creed rev literal trailer wich i know all the words to...i could type it if i wanted to but a cant be botherd cos i want to go and make a nugget in a biscut and mashpotato and BBQ sause :D :D :D :D amen toby (say hi to gaybuscus for me :) )

[CaptainOfPink]

Aww man I never sneeze in any of his vids

...maybe cuz i only watch them at night.

[soniplushie]

i know it's weird right when you watch his vids all day and never sneeze for some reason? XD

[Francotaurus]

@olivera182

:D Thanks, this is much better. Also thanks to the other people who were screaming ad-block. lol

[HoddsMinecraft]

do you think toby would cry if he read my little dashie?

[TaRzAnLuVsJaNe]

I loveeeeeeeee your video's

[BrandonWenn34]

Add blocked Plus=no ads :D

[Groopzy]

Thumbs up if you didn't even read the reason to thumbs up.

[Nightpacer1]

TOBUSCUS, i have sent u over 13 letters and none of them seem to of gotten 2 u, can u help me with that?

[7eventeenSkullz]

@Nightpacer1 It doesn't mean that he doesn't GET them. He just doesn't READ them on his videos. I met him at PAX Prime and gave him a Tobuscus shirt of Darkness, then Redness then Whiteness and got no mention. No worries.

[Nightpacer1]

@7eventeenSkullz no, they keep getting sent back to me, dumb fucking U.S Post Office

[1rocco12321]

..well apparently tobuscus was a dragon as a child.

[StyLeZzViDz]

my face goes all pixelated when I commit a crime :) s'all good

[zelfana]

Thumbs up if you don't even get any ads on Youtube...

[newterraria123]

@zelfana I got an HEY TOBY ad O.o

[Inople901278]

@zelfana Why would you want to block ads? Each ad you watch, or close out of, helps Toby out by giving him money...

[FlintSparkedStudios]

@zelfana I know right. I don't get why people complain about ads when there are options to keep them away.

[LittleClarirra]

@zelfana Thumbs down 'cause you're a tool asking for thumbs up...

[BillyBobJimJoeJeffJr]

you have 666 videos

[Mufflepuff999]

@BillyBobJimJoeJeffJr 675 now

[BillyBobJimJoeJeffJr]

@Mufflepuff999 well why dont you travel through time and then youll see you just wasted time travel to see 666 videos so um yeah...your mom?

[10morgan3]

@BillyBobJimJoeJeffJr NOW 687! GO TOBY!

[baskidadventures82]

@BillyBobJimJoeJeffJr Actually....688 :P

[VincentIsABoss]

@BillyBobJimJoeJeffJr you mean 712

[eGxsmitts]

intro of darkness then redness and whiteness

[mentosindietcoke]

you inspired me to get heelys too! thabk you toby!

[rogerson41]

tobuscus i was an instant fan as well mate first saw your video at college through my mate ryan croxon, hes cool , perhaps even cooler than you =P

[CozyChameleon]

@rogerson41 IMPOSABRUUUUUUU

[krikit386]

I have sinhams chorea. So I DO shake. In front of my mom. Who also has it. Do I win a prize?

[AWESOMENICATION]

thumbs up if u click my channel. no seriously click it

[VileTrigga]

/watch?v=8ul_TCspT5s

[bigmikeCOD]

Crack?

[lexy1231000]

0:48 ,  Toby Sounds Like Dupstep.

[unKnownAlbino333]

Life=Complete

[AMVleader]

toby should watch MLP

[musicfreek330]

I wanna Tobuscus shirt!

[somerandomperson360]

These videos inspired me to get heelys to.....WHEEEEEW!!!

[trnise]

pause 0:44 seconds and you see his hand on the fire

[ginnyann88]

This video in a nutshell is: ?????????

[ajubleduble]

Toby spontaneously combusted as a child? That explains so much!

[cocobunny23]

Do you have anything done to your e92? Or is it stock @tobascus

[33SHAZAM]

Notice how long it took him to read the the whole letter

[DiamondOwnage]

dime

lime

time

[yakpelt]

He booped with such violence...

Just as a fly landed on my face...

I nearly died.

[zbunny31]

wheres barbque sauce

[Demondan1000]

you can make adventure when your in minecraft :D

[relapzehunt]

nice vids 

[53525252252]

Toby, do you drink fake safety water? ???

[LueroiRULEZ]

No

[MrTheNed]

Can you imagine the look on people's faces when they walk past his car?

[MJluvr2697]

I also am getting heely's because of Toby I'm gonna go WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEW in walmart XD heely's should sponsor Tobuscus!

[lehgen]

Toby should start making little key chain safety torch that lights up when you press a button :P



[TurtleManOfTheMoon]

dos tobae liek to protaend????

[missmimo123]

Dearest Tobuscus, i have made a video for you. Enjoy my failures. Love mm123

[avatarforeverfan1]

2:21 Toby is proud of himself haha



[14torij]

who cant love this guy?

[zeldafanatic89]

if you pick up sum mcdonalds and get sum chicken and bbq sauce then get kfc u can get a buscuit and mashed potatos.

[iOctoPusx]

Toby you should copy smosh and have a vlog of you just opening mail

[leandrodude]

I wonder what Toby does right after he turns the camera off.

[ZombieXxXZlayer2011]

@leandrodude

He does

*puts on sunglasses*

Your ma

YYYYYYEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

(first sunglasses coment and most likely failed)

[bigJJBulldog22]

I can get a bigger version of Nugget and a Biscut that I can eat And I can get it from The Gas station :L

[vdeathbringer]

you spin me right round toby right round like a record round round right round

[KevinJunXD]

Posted right after my birthday XD :3

[JesusManPowerKick]

WAKE UP TIM TIM!!!!

[MrTheRev007]

BEST INTRO EVER!!!

[TheFunnynewz]

i also got heelys because of toby,

and because they're awesome

[luvmiih8rs]

Someone should send him safety water

[Francotaurus]

Thumbs up if your tired of the 28 second underworld awakening unskippable ad's....

[JamesCraftStudios]

@Francotaurus not unskippable.. it's caleld AdBlock.

[OhWiseSam]

@Francotaurus could install ad block plus

[kirkhammettfan10]

@Francotaurus Or how I just found a Ron Paul campaign ad that was 11 GOD DAMN MINUTES! thank the Lord it was skip-able

[DeceivedShadowsAEON]

@Francotaurus relly? i got lexus hybrid

[TheDarkAngel969]

@Francotaurus try getting a 15 minute ad of ron paul

[OnTreader]

@Francotaurus thumbs up if you're tired of seeing people bitching about ads when if it was so horrible they would have some common sense and download adblock. Actually, don't thumbs up--i really don't give a shit. I just want you to stop whining.

[doingboing100]

@Francotaurus AdBlock... trololololo

[SpriteyDraw]

@Francotaurus better than the ron paul adds

[CamAndBrentMusic]

@Francotaurus You get tired of Kate Beckinsdale?

[destroy9557]

@Francotaurus It's skippable. With ad-blocker. :)

[olivera182]

@Francotaurus Put yo' thumbs to better use and download adblock on Firefox, Chrome or Safari. That stops pretty much all adverts on the internet, including these "unskippable" ones :) I realise this sounds like an advert.. its not, its just a bit of advice.

[pwner278]

@Francotaurus Use Chrome, AdBlock Plugin/App!

[KirbyMasterChief]

fffffff i sent something a long time ago ad its not there yet ;A;

[Bigpapa8890]

coke is a hell of a drug...

[Alarmed654]

if you catch your house in fire you need safety water!

[TheRandomkid321]

on mag bday aw yeh suck it!

[CheJK666]

WHERES THE SAFETY WATER?!

[LoveableJessika]

in n out burger is the best place EVER

[AltairsLover23]

Wow, a real darkness redness whiteness intro. Miss those.

[Brewcrew273]

Haha, Audience, what you got there? NUGGET IN A BISCUIT?!?!?!YEAH!!!!!!!!! XD

[12champion]

i got heelees because of toby too

[SeaRat1077]

32 people are gay



[NamelessAidan]

@SeaRat1077 Fail..

[falconman227]

WHERES SAFETY WATER

[dragon444140]

how do u get ur boop so high O.o

[philip96DK]

He's a wannabe of Tobuscus

[NewtzRock124]

hey how do you find mens heeleys?

[narutoluva2]

Toby: Okay, yeah, lemme try one more time. ((starts freaking out))

Me: O_O...(rofl)

[zt6zt6]

7:30 omg! toby! look out behind u! it's the undercover cop whos coming after u cause of ur epicosity!!!!!

[WolvesBane95]

Thumbs up this video because, for the first time in a long time, there was darkness, redness, and whiteness in the intro.

[thejimzo1]

i had heelies used fell and blacked out

[nintendoshadowninja]

when i was a kid i always wanted heelies, but i always assumed that my mom would disapprove of my buying them.... yesterday i found out that my mom thought heelies were cool and she would have gotten me a pair had i said something. go figure.

[Reaper911]

I see a old Jim carrey at the movie theaters.

[CrazyCartoonistG2]

I see a young Jim Carrey in Tobuscus

[SpiritedDancer17]

My cousin is in charge of channel 5 news... I could make that happen

[imapoop246]

@SpiritedDancer17

lucky

[LehGil]

Do you always have the stuffy nose sound? I noticed it earlier and now but never before. Bless your face!

[Mister247Man]

I KNEW toby had a evil nugget in a biscuit cult masterplanthingthathewoulduset­yysfzcfgfhjyjukgdgdfgdhyj world!... Oh no not again.

[TheOvrdyrk]

what is the original reason for you being in your vehicle? O.O and, who all wants him to make a video of advice? =D

[superFaTaL55]

3:45 did toby just purpose to us

[hamzaJeh789]

look at little timmy sleeping so soundly WAKE UP you need to try a nugget in a biscuit

[OutAndProud1969]

yesssss do the interactive adventure!

[HannerSimmo]

CHICKEN NUGGETS IN DIGESTIVE BISCUITS <3

[amazonspencer1]

how do people know where to send this stuff

[hic2482w1]

@amazonspencer1 i know... SOMEONE GIVE ME HIS ADDRESS!!!

[TheMarfaBean]

@amazonspencer1 It's on his channel, in the "About Me" section or something. Not that hard to find

[PS3GAMER4LIFE88]

@amazonspencer1 This is were you could send Toby things thumbs up so everyone can see. /watch?v=O-4e0TpYqao

[remixitagain]

@amazonspencer1 his po box are in tobuscus channel in the channel description

[griffmstr835]

@amazonspencer1

It's on his channel... Right under the subscriptions it has his P.O. Box

[lukeyw24]

at times your sound like someone from south park and then other times will ferrell

[diggly123]

THE INTRO WAS PERFECT :'D

[210Armand]

nugget in a biscuit nugget in a biscuit nugget in a biscuit nugget in a biscuit

[z0mbieliever]

OMG you are so fun.

[zachkztheman]

How do i send him a letter? Adress or po box or what?