Hilarious Jewish Singles Spoof on MAC Commercial: Fairytale

[CyberCounselingCentr]

this video is very entertaining -when you are serious with someone find out if the shidduch will work

[jackgoldman1]

Jews or Jewish, people who are born of a certain kind of mother. Imagine white people with a white people only site for people born of a certain kind of mother. Racism is racism no matter how it's portrayed. Zionism is racism. Jewish dating sites are racist. Should Americans be offended that there are racist dating services on line? I am. Than again Nazis, Zionists, Jews, Jewish, Semites, Israelis all have a right to be racists. What if white people did this?

[Steelsheen11b]

@jackgoldman1 so you're retarded right?

[SiriusMined]

What about mullato men that love Jewish girls?

[GodLovinConservative]

@SiriusMined I'm also mixed black and white. I just don't see how you find big noses to be attractive.

[johnnycee888]

Jewish girls make the best wives

I Cr 13:8a

[ERICWAGNERSLUCID]

I'm your soul mate.

[rumteetoo]

Should I be disturbed that hearing a nice,jewish girl whinny "does" something for me....

[profshellyflash]

They give you hell if you are Jewish and anything other than Eastern European. Frumster employees are jerks!!!!

[OrthodoxDarwinist]

There should be a caveat before this is shown:

"STRICTLY NO INTER-RACIAL RELATIONSHIPS AS MANDATED BY THE GEONIM. ALL OFFENDERS WILL LOSE THEIR JEWISHNESS AND BE SHUNNED FOR LIFE."

[TechnicolorYear]

I feel like this is me split in half and put into a commercial. o.O

[Nicecatholicgirl]

Love the turquoise tights



[whiteboie79]

fucking jews

[TheChapaqua]

@fasfsdfasd No he's a false 'prophet' not recognised by any religion in the world. A paedophile, a polygamist, a schizophrenic. the head of a psychopathic third-world death cult that seeks to enslave and submit the world. Death to islam. It should be banned.

[ejdf870]

You just can't unbrainwash some people from religion. 

[rayjr62]

No, this is a commercial for a jewish dating service. This is for jewish women who are looking for jewish men. I don't know why people can't understand this.

[JerrySPsy]

@rayjr62 No - this is a spoof of an actual commercial and it was sponsored by a Jewish dating service.

[grimsplague]

mohamed can suck my pigs dick god bless the real god

[NoorminAllah]

Mohamed is mentioned in the hebrew bible as a prophet/messenger of God by name

[kingkvetch]

@NoorminAllah where?

[paolosilv]

The UN wants to be Israel's boss, maybe that's the problem?

[littlewaynerable]

I'm thinking about opening a new club for Jewish singles called The Oven. Please spread the word, we need lots of visitors, and feel free to bring your family as well. Oy-Vey!!!! =) Just kidding by the way, Its wrong to burn up Jews.

[idiot0of0fire]

@littlewaynerable dude thats not even funny in the least way....like a joke is cool but just keep the haulicost jokes out, its may seem stupid to you but you also dont see what we deal with, and you might think that the haulicost is done with...its not, theres stil people and families suffering from if terribly, and anti-semetism is growing hugely again....just try to be careful what you say, most non jews wouldent understand the pain that al jews still feel over it, its very hurtful, shalom

[andyandymax]

Why is her slip showing four inches below her dress?

[onepluseipi]

I'm not Jewish, but I look like one. Is that enough? :D

[AndreasAntoniusMaria]

@onepluseipi

Thou can convert into the Ultra Orthodox Jewish faith, you just have to go to Thora school to study the Talmoed for 6 years!

[cobraram]

She was hot! I should find her on that site and make Jewish babies with her, though i am not a Jew but I am willing to become one for her. LOL

[DMRay1987]

is there a dating site for Nazis? Lmao

[idiot0of0fire]

@DMRay1987 your an extreme idiot.

[DMRay1987]

@idiot0of0fire Fuck you stupid ass hook nosed kike Jew, it was only a joke seems you Jews are like Muslims can't take a fucking joke

[idiot0of0fire]

@DMRay1987 i dont give a shit have some respect, nazi's are not funny in any way, you think 10,000,000 people dying is, funny, would you still be laughing if someone ined your family at a ditch, shot them all in front of you and then taking one between the eyes, and your obviously pretty fucking anti semetic, if your calling me a hook nosed kike, if you had any mmorals and good judgement you would apologize and shut your mouth because you dont know the shit we go through.

[powerimprint]

does he have to be jewish?

[Aquilani42]

Frumster is OK..but check out Yehudate (dot com) - it's free and better

[DAVID3766]

She is so beautiful

[stars1836]

cute

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[ejdf870]

@stars1836 So many of them are. Too bad they only date Jewish guys.

[terokkarcraer]

Does anyone else see the irony in a dating site which focuses on meeting people following the same religion using fairy tales to make fun of other dating sites?

[DarthZimmeris]

@terokkarcraer It's more than just a religion, and in fact, most Jews today are not religious. It's an ethnic and cultural designation, as well as the name of a faith. The two are linked and inseperable, and you cannot deny that Jewish people are, in fact, distincty Jewish and not simply designated-so by choice of belief.

[JerrySPsy]

@terokkarcraer Does anyone else see the irony in a commentor trumping up a claim that this spoof makes fun of other dating sites while at the same time his own agenda seems to put down site where Jews can meet people of their own religion? Geez - Jews get criticized for promoting multi-culturalism and also get criticized if they try to date and marry their own?!

[yingdiskette]

@JerrySPsy Ok ok calm down. Breathe in and out. There's no need to get irritated if you feel insulted for being "jewish". Relax, calm... 1, 2, 3.

[terokkarcraer]

@JerrySPsy

There's no irony in your statement, I honestly don't think you know what the word means. Take your head out of the conspiracy sand for a while and read a book or two, maybe then you won't seem like such a moron.

The site could be based on any religion. Muslims, Christians, whatever - I don't give two shits what religion it is, it's just hilarious (and ironic) that the commercial is using fairy tales to promote a religious based website. No "agenda" here, you're just a tool.

[yingdiskette]

@terokkarcraer I do see the irony.

[profshellyflash]

@terokkarcraer especially when they are jerks. I sure do!

[oooowwwwdddd]

@terokkarcraer hahaha.... um, no, sorry.

[antipryzm]

i ♥ jewish women. especially israeli army women.

[clayounderwood]

im not jewish...lutheran actually, but i cant help being intrigued...a jewish soulmate? does she come with the sandard jewish humor? if so im sold!

[TargetGuy2245]

Get nose jobs

[furmountain21]

You an Arab?

[TargetGuy2245]

Now that's a riot. Is there a difference in noses?

[Hijodelaisla]

Yuck

[paolosilv]

The Jews should really have gotten a whole state, maybe New Jersey.

[RealPolyana]

LOL =]

LMAO

[idiot0of0fire]

@paolosilv its ok were just happy with Israel, that is if the other countries stop giving away our land. since when do other countries have the right to give away anothers land?

[DofaDofah]

Anyone got dibs on the one on the left?

[CalyxAsgard]

Frumster? As in old frums/biddys/crones? No Thanks

[Russia1023]

Lol jewish soulmate----bc the Jew think theyre superior to everyone else and only want to breed w each other. Guess what----jews = 1% of the entire world population, theyre a cult at best. Get a clue scumbags.

[schnorrershire]

id rather be a cult than be like the rest of the world

[paolosilv]

Haha, can't join the club

[kindaserene9]

This is the kind of clever internet marketing that the old institutions still don't get - Israel should have such good promotions!

[ejdf870]

The one on the right is classy and absolutely delicious.

[CovertAlibi]

nice

[smallfry613]

is the girl on the right still single??

[Tinymoezzy]

haha i would imagine not lol but the one on the left might be .... oddly enough reminds me of my sister.

[PINAPPLE1783]

hi, is she single?

[Tinymoezzy]

haha no married now with two children... but I am not married lol. Best of luck to you PINAPPLE1783 on meeting a good woman.

[Fashionshades]

Pathetic X10

[reach4dasky]

The girl on the left freaks me out.

[BigHater007]

god a 2 minute commercial!!! its too long and drawn out. I tought a jewish commercial would be under 1 second!

[flyhalf7]

gud 1

[LiesMustStop]

Booring

[aock2908]

Why can't she marry a non Jewish guy?

Come on. . According to the Jewish Media jews are just so open to marrying and mixing with gentiles. . Or is it all fake??????

[idiot0of0fire]

@aock2908 secular jews will, even reform and conservative, but not orthodox, we dont believe in intermarriages, unless one was to convert.

[flute4hire]

@idiot0of0fire i'm an orthodox convert and cant get a jewish wife. i dated a reform convert and she didnt even keep kosher or shabbat.

[idiot0of0fire]

@flute4hire yes its very hard, i would strongly suggest making Aliya, its a Huge mitzvah to, and im still working on my conversion, i dont think i need it i fallow orthodox judaism and i have the blood on both sides but my family was asimilated way back and i dont have any proof of it so i halfto convert before i move, and a reform jew have very different views, i personally would only go for an orthodox wife, but ths is just my opiion, if you would like to talk more feel free to send me a msg

[flute4hire]

@idiot0of0fire my mothers mothers family were russian jews who escaped the pogroms but apart from a russian silver kidush set i have no proof. I'd find it dificult to make aliya.

i may try this web site as there are femail orthodox converts on frumster, i quit my gentile girlfriend when i moved towards orthodox, she didnt like my beard & wereing a kippot 24/7

[idiot0of0fire]

@flute4hire if your an orthodox convert, you dont need proof of anything, you are considered a jew and you should be able to to get israeli citizenship. well unless you have a record of stealing cars and robbing people. but thats a good idea, and bw to any other jew, you are considered a jew, so dont worry about that. maybe small few hassidics may not agree with it but you arent even really a prostylite (srry cant spell very well) because its still in your blood. but anyways I hope all goes well

[ightwoman]

@flute4hire Hmmm, maybe all she was objecting to was your wearing multiple kippas (kippot rather than kippa) 24/7... I'd wonder about that myself.

[flute4hire]

@ightwoman ??????????????????????

[FANYSMILE1]

why am i watching this!?

[johnnycee888]

Both ladies are very hot. I want to take the one in the brown dress to dinner.

I Cr 13;8a

[681177777]

yah so is china britain, us, korea colonialist powers = get a life.

[0oSmokeWeedAllDay]

you fucking jews !

[bwworld]

LOL, this was cute!

A good friend of mine met his wife through Frumster. They've been married 4 years!

[greygrey100]

Advertising with the use of a false dichotomy fallacy: resting on the false presumption that the only two possibilities are between using their dating site or being a deluded and dim witted fool. Nevermind meeting through friends, activities or anything other than the dating site; you'll be doomed if you don't utilize their dating website!

[EliteDoomer]

@greygrey100 Never mind giving up on love all together when one detects the fact that love is merely nature's way of tricking us into sacrificing ourselves to our children.

[Hummel1977]

zulfikar4444 Fuck you and your mother

[ratofirniliev]

Dude. you jews are ruining our country. And this is not coming from an arab, its coming from an Orthodox christian. We saved you in the Holocaust and you invaided Cyprus and Serbia.

[idiot0of0fire]

@ratofirniliev wow your stupid.....

[ratofirniliev]

Dude. you jews are ruining our country. And this is not coming from an arab, its coming from an Orthodox christian. We saved you in the Holocaust and you invaided Cyprus and Serbia.

[Hoabart]

Bummer that frumPster dot com was already taken, but as for your alternative I am very imressed.

[uni000ver000sal]

I will date you!

Lots of love

Yassar Arafat xxxx

[idiot0of0fire]

@uni000ver000sal Lol wow, 

[frisko29]

fucken cute this sucks balls cuz it has none

[LiesMustStop]

I believe what you said was stupid.

1 - Read what you just said..Your saying that the ARABS have alot of land and the JEWISH dont..is being jewish a race?

2 - How much land does the "Asian" people have? huh? why dont you take land from them...

[aock2908]

uh because asia is a continent??

I feel sorry for you. The Jewish American media has dissolved your intelligence good. . .

[Mishkafofer]

Yep,Israel is colonial power, The size of wales or smaller than New-Jursy but still colonial.

[DayIncorperated]

"I left my other slipper at an upper west side singles party." LOL

[BillGatesWasHere]

koolanoo . com

[CybershulDotCom]

Oy vey! Well unlike the contrast shown in the MAC vs. PC commercial (which airs here in New Zealand too), both these women are Jewish... so not much difference.

[urbangypsy770]

did he win it by slaying a dragon?

this is cute :)

[mooving2005]

also this is far from Hilarious

[mooving2005]

suprisingly ide go for the one on the left

[rebeccalou]

I don't find it surprising.

-Rebecca, the "one on the left."

[YouDuggan]

only people who dont go out use internet dating

[paniqismylife]

lmao

[jpidro]

this ad is too long