Great. Am I going to be receiving a phone call from some waterlogged dead little girl saying I have seven days before I die now after viewing this video, then having her leap out of a youtube video to chase me down, or will some chipmunk on crack come knocking down my door for his afternoon fix and end up clawing my face off to get it? I just want to know what the risks are after viewing this insane video. ;)
repic-, why, baba, tweedle, the horse, my ass, nipple, germs, walowa, Ahoha, say, you know, crotch, superstar, eboo, cum, oweeboo, aahh, my face, poo, diablo, boisey, aahh, for shizzlye my-, -to talk about je-, fuckin, GHHG, dingaling, piece of this, super nu-, a crayon, piece of shit, fuckin, spitt all over my, food, eluleul, EE, look at me, check me, GUUGH, my balls piece of shit, beautiful, fucking ugly, opening, to the foot, eauuughh, fuckin stick my balogna.. then i have no idea
omg hahahahaahahah im crying im crying dude this is toooo funny the funnyest shit ever hahahahahaha 0:51,1:26 (omfg that was the funniest shit)omg this whole thing was hilarious!!
please dont read this YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS. NOW UV STARTED READIN DIS DUNT STOP THIS IS SO SCARY. SEND THIS OVER TO 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSHES NAME WILL APEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS
lol love IT you have the same sick sense of humor as I do.. this skit reminds of the jaw was in Star Wars.. or the Ewoks in " Battle for Endore " lol cool man
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1:04 - 1:06 Oh mi gawsh, LOL XD
DaShepherdess 1 month ago
you made my day =)
MrMrdarthvader101 3 months ago
I saw a BONER! :D
SynGatesIsAwesome 4 months ago
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Where's the original video???
TheVideoVillians 4 months ago
That was exactly 1:44 of randomness.
Brookwillcutchu 7 months ago
Random as SHIT! :D
xznipersx 9 months ago
I want the original to this! It's hard to understand everything when it's so fast.
You should upload the other one, I find it WAY funnier! :D
RinaxRiot 10 months ago
LOL XD
You crack me up!
DaShepherdess 11 months ago
Where can I watch the non-chipmunked version? That was my favorite Kylemonkey video of all time!
SupSarahxx 1 year ago 6
Out of curiosity, where'd the slower version go?
McTavishProductions 1 year ago
@McTavishProductions i dont know tthats what im looking for :(
sarahst223 1 year ago
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faroutdudes5 1 year ago
I completely lost it at Aussie shamPOO!!!!
dokacola 1 year ago
that was random.....
MrUltimaterandomness 1 year ago
This video had me in absolute stitches lol
FewstonValleyRail 1 year ago
it was funnier when not sped up...
MrTommyDUB 1 year ago
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DamiensBloodySuicide 1 year ago
lmao i love this one
DamiensBloodySuicide 1 year ago
WHAT IS THIS SHIT?!
Lcemager 1 year ago
WATERMELON <333
xMeemo2x 1 year ago
O_O .....
UntamableLove 1 year ago
ur a inspration to us all ....i wish dj steve porter would atack this and or 1 of ur vids =]
cupofmoo 1 year ago
Great. Am I going to be receiving a phone call from some waterlogged dead little girl saying I have seven days before I die now after viewing this video, then having her leap out of a youtube video to chase me down, or will some chipmunk on crack come knocking down my door for his afternoon fix and end up clawing my face off to get it? I just want to know what the risks are after viewing this insane video. ;)
timemachineshow 1 year ago
@timemachineshow lmao
Totaly14 1 year ago
umm?
erasaka82 2 years ago
du bist doofffff
tu eres tonto
you are LOL
tu es moqueur
tu ser toto ole
yupiiww 2 years ago
i liked the original better
morbidcurt 2 years ago
You slightly remind me of him...
Jim effing Carry that is.
AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!
TheAmazingHarleyQuin 2 years ago
"WATARHMELON!"
supermansamuel 2 years ago
LM to da fuckin AO
XDDDDDDDD
emo4u100 2 years ago
Shamshit XD
SKODWARDE253 2 years ago
0:45 to be exact
Skizzerblade96 2 years ago
funny but um... y did u get a lil stiff?
Skizzerblade96 2 years ago
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ur gay
guitarstrings16 2 years ago
It's more clearer and more funnier!!
LOL! XD
M3TALmunch3r 2 years ago
ahhh FIRE!!! lmfao I love you kyle
tivolife0509 2 years ago
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aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadooooooooo i hate it
bruceandhornbizle 2 years ago
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wast of time
Dravensmomkel 2 years ago
learn how to spell
stickfigureDX 2 years ago
the bugle between 1:12 and 1:13 was not on the normal speed one
chargerfish1 2 years ago
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chargerfish1 2 years ago
*looks down*
heyyyyyyyy
"bonerrrrrr" haha
he's so funny
KayNdBee 2 years ago
0:51 LMAO
StaySludge07 2 years ago
lmao
enrage07 2 years ago
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nigger
edfdsxc 2 years ago
this is the most randomest video i have ever seen! loved it! <3
Ashleyteal2011 3 years ago
what the heck at 1;19
missmelissam 3 years ago
0:05 WTF
ztmcclain 3 years ago
omg funnnnnny
boo880 3 years ago
"waattaahh melon"
XD
CYPHthequadfather 3 years ago
Wow, you are really original.
Sped up voices and cuss words?!?!?!
LOLOLOLOLOL
MOLEPEOPLERS 3 years ago
"SHAMSHIT."
HAHAHA OMFG ROTFL!
Can't stop motherfucking laughing about this video!
Fanjaya22 3 years ago
lol rolf funny as you look like an alien though haha x
Ekrandom 3 years ago
:52 and :54 i shit myself its so funny cheers
mberes 3 years ago
bugels and boners, perfect combonation.
gigglethangz 3 years ago 8
i love how like every 5 things is like bugles and boners haha!!
tanboricua1290 3 years ago
the arrow part cracked me up
Xtermination100 3 years ago
ooo its a melon!
haha
loubalou555 3 years ago
1.47 haha
heeey
MrJJ97 3 years ago
Aussie shamPOO lmao!
Pure genius!
KonanPaper 3 years ago 3
he had a boner LOL
CroneXIII 3 years ago
how did you you got he vids to be chipmunk ?? (: x
RandomVampire1 3 years ago
you speed up the video
crazyzeca08 3 years ago
not as good as the normal one but still funny :)
KyranKingscott 3 years ago
THATS SO FUNNY. dierea!!!
striker9684 3 years ago
Holy shit im dieng...
Viorath15 3 years ago
another brillant one!
undecidedturtle15 3 years ago
"WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU SAY?!" 1:39
xD
Gmasterxd2000 3 years ago
"Fucker!.. Who the fuck.. Fuck You!"
Is what I heard.
Still fucking hilarious!
Mr666ofOdin 3 years ago
Sham Shit Hahaha x
TopVideoRater1 3 years ago
haha best part is plastic fantAstic hahah
JaYandDeV 3 years ago
hi kylemonkey you are Fuc*ing Ace love ya vids
keep up the crazy work dude :)
alicgregory 3 years ago
that was like several hits of some really intense acid..Dude you are fuckin nutz ..I love it
redwolf754 3 years ago
i have sat here for the past 2 hours watching your videos and they are all funny i have never laughed so hard
babyblue131 3 years ago
omg :)):)):)) he is very very crazzyy :)):))
catinecinevafi 3 years ago
Aussie shamPOO!
i lol'd
TheHatPatch 3 years ago
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Your videos are GAYer than your dad's boyfriend.
darknessdragon73 3 years ago
Hilarious......Im Loving it
dontbeaplaya 3 years ago
my god... i reckon thats scary as fk
iamboredshitless 3 years ago
he says
repic-, why, baba, tweedle, the horse, my ass, nipple, germs, walowa, Ahoha, say, you know, crotch, superstar, eboo, cum, oweeboo, aahh, my face, poo, diablo, boisey, aahh, for shizzlye my-, -to talk about je-, fuckin, GHHG, dingaling, piece of this, super nu-, a crayon, piece of shit, fuckin, spitt all over my, food, eluleul, EE, look at me, check me, GUUGH, my balls piece of shit, beautiful, fucking ugly, opening, to the foot, eauuughh, fuckin stick my balogna.. then i have no idea
wezzyTheCute 3 years ago
same here man after that i have no clue
phiddyman 3 years ago
for tha last time im a girl
wezzyTheCute 3 years ago
sorry my bad, how was i suppose to know :p
phiddyman 3 years ago
its okay
wezzyTheCute 3 years ago
aussie sham...........................POO!!!
rockerbot5000 3 years ago
pause at 0:02 lol!
asams12 3 years ago
i mean 0:05 lol!
asams12 3 years ago
i want to know what he says but anyway he is fucking funny
verad999 3 years ago
ha this is great lol
man u rock my socks
:D:D:D
XXxxXemoXninjaXXxxXX 3 years ago
I heard...Diareha...& Jim Fcking Carrey...Lmao
RokstarFabulous 3 years ago
all i heard was vagina lol
DONTCARE1BIT 3 years ago
hold on....... wait, what???????... lol
sregor1989 3 years ago
Pause at 1 min 32 sec
diabolic833 3 years ago
pause at 1 min 23
721057 3 years ago
pause between 51 and 52...... creepy
xannmax 3 years ago
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Are you fuckin serious, dude go to the pharmacy and get some fuckin riddlin this is unfunny shit
Nolman2121 3 years ago
fuck yourself Nolman2121
xannmax 3 years ago 2
whats riddlin? Are you fucking serious?? Go to school and learn to spell, you fucking inbred. By the way it's spelt RITALIN, you fuck.
trinthakias 3 years ago
Hahahahahaha... AWSOME MAN, This is one of ure best videos... xD Keep it up! :D
Tallriksmodellen 3 years ago
Pause at 00:22 ...o.o
Goraxscene 3 years ago
Burn baby Burnnn !
Sham--- POOO !
lmfaooo !
IwantCandy4 3 years ago
Is Plactic Fantactic!!
LMFAO!!
MisfitsLove 3 years ago
stop at 49- 50
Rawrerblargman 3 years ago
holy fuckin shit. u r tha most random person ever
mArYjAnE420xxxxxxx 3 years ago
hahahahahahahahaha bugles!
mArYjAnE420xxxxxxx 3 years ago
omgg hahahaha! that was hilariouss !
IwantCandy4 4 years ago
Sham... POO! xD
MiseryPassion 4 years ago 3
all i heard was EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
ambertilden95 4 years ago
Who the fuck is that bitch?!
xD
shardsxofxwinter 4 years ago 2
all i heard was fucker.
haha.
heardonhigh14 4 years ago
OO and the AA, i know who u are, (sound of the horse neighing)
Tracebebo 4 years ago
Prairie Mantis o.o
13dope 4 years ago
he's had to much pie or soda
yozachary 4 years ago
pretty eyes =]
beckaboo1718 4 years ago
I heard nipple and cuss words lol.
rdawg488 4 years ago 2
lmao xD
DrunkenMonkey016 4 years ago
lollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
newyorkshow 4 years ago
sham-POO
halflifeman9000 4 years ago
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i hate the messages that say DO NOT READ THIS
steve0wonder 4 years ago
I agree
Tracebebo 4 years ago
omg hahahahaahahah im crying im crying dude this is toooo funny the funnyest shit ever hahahahahaha 0:51,1:26 (omfg that was the funniest shit)omg this whole thing was hilarious!!
loudazz2 4 years ago
0:39 to 46 is the FUNNIEST THING
halflifeman9000 4 years ago
uhhhkay?
massiedesi 4 years ago
1:26 is the BEST part!
joXfoXsho 4 years ago
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please dont read this YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS. NOW UV STARTED READIN DIS DUNT STOP THIS IS SO SCARY. SEND THIS OVER TO 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSHES NAME WILL APEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS
Mcxtheking 4 years ago
mmmeat lmfao!
xbabyxgrlx09 4 years ago
rolling a doobey lool that was funny
jade22858 4 years ago
WHAT! What in the hell are you saying! This is so funny!
phineas58 4 years ago
omg (he my friend so we chat)
he meant that at 1:39 he said ¨THE-FUCK-DID-U-SAY¨ to the mirror
halflifeman9000 4 years ago
THE-FUCK-DID-U-SAY?!?!?
Gmasterxd2000 4 years ago
he said that to the mirror THAT WAS HILARIOUS
thats what he meant
halflifeman9000 4 years ago
i luff how high his screams are
ShieiniMeshiko 4 years ago 2
Whaa?
I dont understand anything your saying..
wtf?
XxShootxMexX 4 years ago
Read the lyrics
rdawg488 4 years ago
lol love IT you have the same sick sense of humor as I do.. this skit reminds of the jaw was in Star Wars.. or the Ewoks in " Battle for Endore " lol cool man
Swordsplay 4 years ago 3
....random
steve0wonder 4 years ago
sham shit? XD WHAT? XDDD omfg...
AikonOxymoron 4 years ago
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Random also not funny..
Acetoxic 4 years ago
wow that boner was halarious.
bigbear91210 4 years ago 3
its so subliminal @.@
FlameingAcid 4 years ago 2
jim fuckin carrey
bAg3LB1T3 4 years ago
holy crap, man!
funny...
but I did not understand WORD you said
R4iiNB0WxH34RTS 4 years ago
omfgwtfbbq O_O;;;;;;;;;*twitch twitch*
FlameingAcid 4 years ago
yeah im with u on that one *tiwches* O,O
racergirl0 4 years ago
lol same as *major twitch...spazzams!* lol
o_O
ConverseBabyyy 4 years ago
LMFAO fuckin hot chick
perfectpinkoceanblue 4 years ago 2
ShamPOO!!!
sasorithepuppet 4 years ago
all i heard was nipple.
corkanie666 4 years ago 2
euuuuuuuuu wtf ?!!! kinda funny :P...i love it how u said a grill ! LOL
Peusterokos1 4 years ago
This may be the funniest thing ever!! remind me to never trust u with tools of any kind
sasorithepuppet 4 years ago
uhm is he have a boner at 22?
yswimmer93 4 years ago
ok, wtf?
funny as hell, but Im not sure what Im laughing at...
Rerun919 4 years ago
00.46 hilaroius the funnyiest thing i have ever seen
hoingyman 4 years ago
0:46!!!!!!!! sick
steve0wonder 4 years ago
wait a sec, did you call bill clinton a rich king?
lostinthought194 4 years ago
and im not sure i trust you with a blowtorch.....or tools of any kind lol
lostinthought194 4 years ago
fuckin hott chick
lol
lostinthought194 4 years ago
wow
your weird but funny=]
cutekitty2323 4 years ago
lol..
ur like shamPOO hahhaha cuz the toilet.. ahaha wow
amandagina69 4 years ago
DAMN!
joeyheartattack124 4 years ago
Wow your such a spaz in this one. +5, youtubers like CRAZY. Well at least i do =D
meroko51694 4 years ago
P1 wacher: ahha wow verry perverted kid u are . . .
SomeOne247 4 years ago
SO FUNNY MAN HAHAHAHH this has always been my favorite video!!
norwegian0chick 4 years ago
lmao!! nice
deadside888888 4 years ago
Rofl!!! XDDDDDD
ZealonChaosMagi 4 years ago
OMFG Was that real pray mantis at the end?? :o
Anyway, THIS VID WAS FUNNY AS HELL! XD
PuppyMonkey 4 years ago 3
lmao omfg this trip me the fuck out
MexiSkater17 4 years ago 3
lol!!!
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spazztastic22 4 years ago
i love 1:26 hahaha i cant stop laughing
loudazz2 4 years ago 3
LOL, period.
omnichido2208 4 years ago
GEE STOP AT 00:38 IS THAT REAL?!
bubblez5829 4 years ago
:46 you have a bonerr
lubydub 4 years ago
wow. could you repeat that for me? I didn't catch that last bit...or the whole video for that matter....hehehe great vid XD
moojuice252 4 years ago
ok so everyone who wants to know what he said im uploading a video slowed down by 1 and he speaks clearly BTW kyle you could use this for the lyrics
ninchia 4 years ago
hahaha clinton and bugles....and did you say you had a vagina? lmao
Youwishyouwereme08 4 years ago
lol
polarbearKris 4 years ago
LOL!!! 1:37 shamPOOO!!! XD
RetardRobot 4 years ago
lol stop at 00:12 and at 00:13
lostinthought194 4 years ago
stop at 00:09
VANDAL465 4 years ago
lmao stop it at 0:07
preschooldropout 4 years ago
lol umm can u repeat that again?
rockstargirl7 4 years ago 2