She has got a proper voluptuous womany figure. Dont be brainwashed into loving stick insects by the gay mafia who run the fashion industry. Get a real woman.
I'm no woman beater...but this song makes me want to smack that bitch. Hope she didn't give up her day job, I mean milk and beef has to come from somewhere.
I loverz this advert, the version I keep seeing doesnt have the smoothies rock bit.. Gutted! I think she's awesome and she has a perfectly normal body. My friends are going to murder me if I sing this one more time.
Anyone with ears can hear how fucking awful and crap it is. The one thing it has managed to do is get people talking about it, but yummy food 24/7?!?!?! WHAT THE FUCK?! She's a fat bitch she needs to slim down not eat all day.
Fuck sake I hate this advert... What cheesy faggots really thought it was a cool idea? Come on. Anyway, Slimfast clearly doesn't work, she's still a fat bitch.
i remember that advert
mapel24 1 year ago
godDAM this is catchy!
rubzleandditchda 3 years ago
OMG i luv the LYRICS on this, sticks in my head everiitym i hear it.
TropicalBunn 3 years ago
if you think shes fat go to america theres people 3 times the size of her there
cheekygurlx 3 years ago 4
Damn shes a really at shit bitch if u ask me and rey
Koopakid2 3 years ago
@Koopakid2 somebodies jealous
does ur skin look like a shit? hahaha
clazza01 1 year ago
YEAH!!! shes a fat BITCH IF U ASK ME AND REN!
Koopakid2 3 years ago
Lol Ftw it she looks like Zezima.
TehFr00bNoob 3 years ago
ohh u bully
anyway takes one 2 no one
cheekygurlx 3 years ago
@Koopakid2 shes not fat!
SweetieJenna101 2 years ago
she's a fat bitch if you ask me
Reymysterio114 3 years ago
yes well were not asking you
cheekygurlx 3 years ago
i like it but wheres the new one? i swear that ones words at the end and stuff are different...
xcatluvax 3 years ago
im not gonna lie the song anit that good but the animation they use is well done
GreedyBeast 3 years ago
Shockingly bad. Did a four-year-old write this material?
CherryMielita 3 years ago
I have written a better version of this song:
Tutti Frutti, I want to pump that booty.
Gooey Heaven, all over her face till 11.
Tick Tock, why don't you feast on my cock.
Walking Tall, fuck her against the wall.
Funky Monkey, give her a dick that's spunky.
Oi Boy, sucking her tits would be a joy.
Slimfast girls go all the way.
If Slimfast would like to use it in their next advert, they can contact me via YouTube to discuss royalty payments.
MrDemolitionMan 3 years ago
lol!
Harrymine5 3 years ago
tubby custard - she should be called tubby custard
evilhomer1123 3 years ago
yes she should
Cresantstar 3 years ago
xxlove this songxx
TakeThatChick101 3 years ago
I LOVE THIS SONGG :D
KellyLouiise 3 years ago
I GOT A rime. hey hey this song is so gay
clap clap this thing is crap
jeffhardysace 3 years ago
how lame man
rockgodlegendary 3 years ago
she goes really really high when she says mirror on the wall...
abcdefgzzzzz 3 years ago
" Funky Monkey - look at my ass; it's way too chunky..."
ST0RM8RINGER 3 years ago
She could always ride my beef whistle.Apparently thats the best way to burn off calories.
detroitironman 3 years ago
omg
i absolutly love this!!!
i've got everyone @ my skool singing this song and i'm going to sing it again tomorrow...with pride!
i like that mirror on the wall!
XxxEZIxxX 3 years ago 2
I dont remember it saying tick tock smoothies n shakes totally rock lol xx
alfandell 3 years ago
yeah, I thought it was like 'crunchy cereal makes my day' or something!
Oh god love this advery though!
jacqi123 3 years ago
She has got a proper voluptuous womany figure. Dont be brainwashed into loving stick insects by the gay mafia who run the fashion industry. Get a real woman.
I agree its a shit song, though.
WolvoExPunk 3 years ago 4
You fucking legend.
simmy2004 3 years ago
this song is too catchy... Smoothies and Shakes totally rock..
glummyphillips 3 years ago
Wow. Someone went to town coming up with such amazing lyrics...
caffishort 3 years ago
Screeming,twisting,this bint deserves a double fisting.
numberstation 3 years ago
(:
It's very annoying, yet strangely addictive. Try singing it 5 times over, and then see who tells you to shut up (:
FizziLizzie 3 years ago
Looks like it's me. SHUT UP!!!
Stacktovic845 3 years ago
Ooh. How very rude >:)
FizziLizzie 3 years ago
haha fat bitch of hell
Koopakid2 3 years ago
@Koopakid2 nope thats u
clazza01 1 year ago
i love this!! lol =]
bananayapple 3 years ago
I'm no woman beater...but this song makes me want to smack that bitch. Hope she didn't give up her day job, I mean milk and beef has to come from somewhere.
Mattgotsoul 3 years ago
LOL
SanbrookeProductions 3 years ago
i luv this advert :P
TropicalBunn 3 years ago
this song is amazin' XD
thiswellsuxx 3 years ago
dis ad is so cool it makes me wanna go buy slimfast im a sucker for ads.
imAMtheOGA 3 years ago
o m g i love this song so much its just so catchy 'now my jeans fit my booty' hehe i love it
discolaike 3 years ago
this song is so annouying!!!
1234ndr3w321 3 years ago
Mooty snooty - How this ad. is so off-duty
Screwy driven - Think I'm dead, not gone to heaven
Chock-a-block - I've got the shakes cos I'm in shock
Talking balls - Empty words begin to pall
Clunky junkie - rattling, tho' not in fun, key's
Ploy annoy- this ad. I hate - I must destroy
Grim crappy - go away!
......Grim Blast
lucidlupin 3 years ago 2
woo now thats cool lol
CavalierKingCharles2 3 years ago 3
Better Than The Slim Fast 1!!!
holliemorris 3 years ago
It Is The Slim Fast One Duh!
Chelsay686 3 years ago
No Im On Bout What Lucidlupin Said. Duh!
holliemorris 3 years ago
haha v good
spinhook69 3 years ago
This advert is ridiculously annoying. The most irritating song I've heard in ages.
GuitarTrickster 3 years ago
Lmfaoo I Just Lovee The Beat Too It
Woot Woot x!
Love It x (:
JaneNormanLoverx33 3 years ago
Gah... this is soooo annoying.... it needs to be banned. its irratating as.
LouiseD1990 3 years ago
aha ha ha
that was amazing!!!
lmfao
icecraigyboy 3 years ago
LOL!!!! =D
rubyhsm 3 years ago
I love this advert. Great use of text. That and the woman is pretty perfect. Not fat, not stick fucking thin...
wh4mm1 3 years ago
I loverz this advert, the version I keep seeing doesnt have the smoothies rock bit.. Gutted! I think she's awesome and she has a perfectly normal body. My friends are going to murder me if I sing this one more time.
Bradhaswings 3 years ago
Yonna, it simply means you can eat any time, not non stop. Read between the lines.
wilkoman3 3 years ago
Mmmmm .. Slimfast
Great with Chips and curry ;o)
lickeldevil 3 years ago
yes it is. "24/7".
yonaa 3 years ago
i LOVE this song
04era 3 years ago
WHAT THE FUCK IS A FUNKY MONKEY!?
MaleDevils 3 years ago
who cares, she'd get it
sonyx0 3 years ago
a cool monkey
DodgerRocks8929 3 years ago
it means she wants to do the nasty with you
spinhook69 3 years ago
I cant decide whether i love it or hate it...
rooroo0 3 years ago
Anyone with ears can hear how fucking awful and crap it is. The one thing it has managed to do is get people talking about it, but yummy food 24/7?!?!?! WHAT THE FUCK?! She's a fat bitch she needs to slim down not eat all day.
dejazzmon 3 years ago
You just don't get it do you, it's not saying eat all day. I suppose your in perfect shape then? U retard.
wilkoman3 3 years ago
Fuck sake I hate this advert... What cheesy faggots really thought it was a cool idea? Come on. Anyway, Slimfast clearly doesn't work, she's still a fat bitch.
joshieboy15 3 years ago
im sure ive heard anouther vesion of dis song i reconise da tune
littlemissatittude 3 years ago
How the hell did this ever get passed by the agency?!..God it's awful...such an annoyingly abrasive song.
Crutchley29 3 years ago
What a shit song.
You idiots deserve to be shot for liking it.
Liamleahy6094 4 years ago
I love the song
johnnyandmilo 4 years ago 8
it's fab and she's lovely
jleverett 4 years ago 8
Get some bigger pants then they will fit your booty you silly cow.
*soz, just hate this advert so much its unhealthy*
wantypants 4 years ago
wow she still fat!
EdwardByrne2006 4 years ago 2
i luv dis song woop woop!
topgirl1213141516171 4 years ago 2
the song sounds like it's by The Pipettes, does anyone know who sings it?
pineapplegrapefruit 4 years ago
makes me want to eat a fry up
marzipandragon 4 years ago 2
Lulz.
I would.
dancman 4 years ago