Unbelievably Bad Games: King Neptune's Adventure (NES) Review

[JSwanson547]

Dude, shut up!!! I just want a demonstration.

[dontcarewatuthink]

you coulda actually richoeted the ligtning bolts off the wall to kill the green dragons

[Ishtriahn]

OMG dude u make me laugh so hard,great reviews !

[ken131]

Your accent is sexy <3

[ShadowoOfBlood]

"THAT'S HOW FUCKING BAD THIS GAME'S PROGRAMING IS! WRONG HOLE!"

:V

[Appleman873]

that mermaid was very lucky :P

[LOKBLUDOM3N]

8:55 Is it Robodemons?

[poptartpoppin]

i seen enough hentai to know where this is going

[crazylegoproductions]

LOL

[0biggaj0]

stop screaming

[Lemonman1313]

I'm gonna go play assasins creed revelations now. I feel better about it now.

[tricd0444]

... I found out how to kill the green dragon thingies, just by watching your video... Your lightning bolts bounce off the walls, so you ricochet them into the dragons... LOL

[mkocja5a]

83 people tried to bring their money underwater

[kawrght]

it might help you to know that really is a merwoman, you can see the round shape of the side veiw of the breasts

[LOKBLUDOM3N]

4:24 OH PLEASE! OH GOD NO!! PLease don't do that Stan.

[chadheck96]

Looks like Neptune was masturbaiting to the tentacle to me.

[BluBoulzor]

Forcing you to have gay sex... WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH COLOR DREAMS ? DO THEY REALLY THINK ANY MAN WOULD'NT FUCK ANY WOMEN LIKE CREATURE THEY SEE ? and then it's a man. DAMN YOU COLOR DREAMS.

[madmanslullaby1]

4:11 o_o

[Cardgames4children]

who has the stomach for that? lolers

[dracocrusher]

LOL, taste my caviar!!!

(caviar is fish eggs.)

then it's a statue, and THEN HE feels violated. LOL.

you sneak that up on a statue and YOU feel violated...

[InfinityDz]

Well, I think you did collect love... From a hippie dude under water :D

[bunchofdaisies]

mozzeltoff!

[ADLSTODEO]

wowww who ever made this game is a miserable person

[jaescott2k6]

maybe this game was made by a hippie. lol.

[pizzapits]

You consider this a bad game? I believe you need to go back and replay it and really understand the true meaning behind it! This game is a masterpiece! One of a kind! Recently, me and my friend did a video essay on it and maybe you should give it a viewing so you may be enlightened as to what it's actually about!

[nickz777]

@pizzapits i guess people have their own tastes, and only people who are obsessed with shitty games like this would call this a masterpiece..oh i'm sorry, it is a masterpiece..a fuckin masterpiece of shit! i've tried it too so don't tell me that I haven't played it yet..it's just..horrible.

[pizzapits]

@nickz777 Yeah, this sounds exactly like something a total plebeian would say. Have fun with your "good games," pleb.

[nickz777]

@pizzapits why thank you fag. you too. :)

[Thinker297]

@pizzapits this is a bad game

[1GokaiRed]

"This game tricked me like Scientology tricked Tom Cruise"!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Maihime811]

Well, the lightning bolts bounce. 

[qwertyuiop1234264ify]

wait, don't you use bubble bombs on the monsters?

[qwertyuiop1234264ify]

menorah.

[TrickPatez]

Lame review

[Angelalynx999]

I thought this was going to be a review, not some idiot with the maturity of a 12 year old yammering on and on.

[Tobbe999999999999999]

nice review, but dont blame it for not being realistic and logic. that there are dollar bills under water and that the skeletons are walking. I mean look at super mario, you get taller by mushrooms and shorter when you get hit, or yoshi: swallows enemies and then poop out an egg. that is one main point about videogames - that it is a game not the reality. 

[hupper2334]

do chulule reavges

[atmawpn89]

The lighting bolts ricochet so you have to ricochet them off the walls into the dragons.

[marioandluigi012345]

@BondsTakesRoids Turn off annonations...

[Flowtail]

That is what you get for raping a frozen dude *shakes head*

[EliroX904]

How did a game with gay sex get past Nintendo's censors?

[MSteniente77]

77 disliked my name because it has 77

[yip465]

omg i fucked a dude! lol

[JPalto]

the kamikazze part is the best. why the hate?

[TheTortugaTanker]

ROFLOMAO!

"I'm half Jewish & I've celebrated the holiday in the past but what the fuck do you jews call that thing?"

Best comment EVAR!!!

[The3rdBellic98]

Oh my god, I fucked a dude! They trick you into having gay sex! XD

[Flowtail]

@The3rdBellic98 Well, I suppose if it was bad gay sex, I can see one's outrage...

[Sabockis]

3rd time subscribed to channel..idk why im removed all the time. stan, are you doing this?

[Ingestedbanjo]

That was hilarious. But skeletons are made of bone which (I think) is heavier than water. So they might've gotten that bit right.

[Thinker297]

I just fucked a dude you dont hear that everyday ^ ^

[Flowtail]

@Thinker297 Unless you're gay ^_<

[Retr0rob]

Aargh! THANKS for the laughs. I hate spell check.

[Retr0rob]

Excellent! Tusks for the laughs!

[maxhowig]

3:56 to 4:45 funniest minute of all time (an underwater hook-up gone terribly awry.

[jozilife]

hahah dude the "Happiness" thing you were wonderin about thus us jews use is called a Menorah,for lightin candles or some shit lol xD fuckin funny man keep it up!!

[Remeday]

lmfao game made from a hippy. hhahahhaha

[Remeday]

Dude you are hilarious. I saw your Space Ace review too. Good stuff. Subscribed!

[satsugekibukouken]

"i have to become an hero"

[DoomerJake]

from 4:02 and there on, was that even necessary? it's hardly any demonstration of the horrible gameplay!

[deltaleaderxx7]

et is the worst, there is like no fucking point to the game!

[dNysix]

@deltaleaderxx7 action52

[SCBianchi]

@dNysix 2600 ET is 52x worse than Action52

[DensetsuTito]

65 hippies disliked this video

[AllWalksofLife]

i think you bounce neptunes projectiles off the walls to kill those green monsters...

[simpsfutur]

I'm going to die of laughter soon.

[tylerkelley01]

funny

[collinlloyd]

HEY MAYBE NEPTUNE IS GAY, NOW BE NICE C:

[xDaveyxD]

E.T. still the baddest

[PrettyLobster]

I hate you.

[MrLoyal457]

Is your mom on one of these videos?

[LordWedgewood]

An ORB, it's always an ORB haha

[chillhardy]

this guy is really racist. hes jewish and he is swaring at them. the holiday is haunikah and the thing that holds candles is a menorah. wake the fuck up dumbass!

[Titan68221]

try hacks :)

You should try CDI

[Titan68221]

try hacks :)

[OZcomingFRoo]

does neptune have anything to do with jews ? lol

[rawrforbeans]

ohh lets complain the skeliton is not swiming like srcly angry video game nerd is better!!!!

[Canonall]

It's kinda logical, you can kill them by shooting against the wall. If you had noticed the bullets ricochet .

[yopoke190]

Dollars are cotton dumbass

[wrongfire]

This game could have been awesome. Dammit.

[12345678935021]

COLOR DREAMS = JEW GAMES.(This is very true)(I am not racist).

[Krucifictional]

Hilarious.

I think the funniest thing was you solved your own kamakazi problem. The lightning bolts ...in water?... bounce on angles. Killing the dragons should be possible.

[HenryFreechman]

you sound kinda like gordon freeman in freemans mind

[electrobussterr]

green triple headed dragons spitting out worms, very original.

[sarupaul1]

it's not that bad. You kinda suck.

[MsOverline]

ty to games like these to let us chose what is good and what is not

[Runazarag]

omg jewish thing and fire stolen from poseidon ? wtf

and that dick got me :D

[xThomas1995]

THIS GAME FUCKIN SUCKS!!!!!!!

[WhenxChristxReturnsx]

"You collect pot, peace and love" XD

[Strmy100]

Take my caviar, you green bitch xD

[ST0PM0SS]

well actually "paper" money is not really paper, it has cotton in it.

[VictoriaBreton]

4:46 LOL

[Over9000Wolf]

Happiness is a menorah- makes A LOT of sense!

[GutsOfChrist]

In reference to the "coming out of a relationship" comment, and the items you have to collect: If that were the case, I think there'd be more than one sword on the screen.

[MAHBOY1191]

This game looks HORRIBLE! I bet you can even drown under water.

[MAHBOY1191]

You know what was another really bad game?! Kid Icarus. Oh yeah love your videos by the way :D

[pheaktor]

you should review more bad and shitty games, I love when you point out little things with direct sarcasting comments like with the "love" thing you have to collect lol, srsly you're a funny dude

[wildcard600]

Stan sounds kinda like Dee Snider.

[ShiftBlade]

Our currency is actually not made out of paper, at least not entirely. They even have some cotton in them.

[FMAiscool]

gotta work on your cursing :P

[MrSaturn33]

You sound like Game Dude...Lol but this video is awesome!

[LinkinParkWorshiper]

this review almost had me in tears because it was so funny xD

[TheXBladeist]

What's with this baaad game.

[AlexisWarriorsFan]

Woah. Looks like King Neptune was gettin it on with his own tail when you paused the game. O-o

[hongpingmike]

kamakazie.... lol...

[bluerisk]

Bubble Bomb:

Some creatures can only be gotten using the bubble bomb...

Maybe this Jew should have paid some attentions to the instructions of the game.

[a0001521]

omg it's a dude!

[leetrevor81]

Just sounds like lots of swearing, yelling, dick jokes, homophobia and using a video game character to have sex with random objects? Very witty

[kajizlenet]

Why the fuck are there ladders underwater..?

[mc20500]

AVGN ripoff

[Kristanni20X6]

@mc20500 why? cause he's reviewing NES games?

[RebornAleph]

@Kristanni20X6 Well to be fair, he DID use some AVGN jokes in a few other videos, but I think their style is completely different. Stan focuses on a few jokes, and then his honest review, without anger or acting.

Whereas the Angry Nerd IS an act, in and of itself. It's a character, a person that does not exist, the stereotype of what you would want to express as a kid when playing bad games, portrayed by James.

I find it sad that people can't see that, and appreciate both reviewers individually.

[Kristanni20X6]

@RebornAleph I like both of their reviews too but I don't like when I watch a review and then someone has to say "OMG! THIS IS AN AVGN RIPOFF!"

[thedude200710]

@mc20500

Omg, sod off, idiot.

[Schizima]

i played the rom of this, I actually thought it was pretty mysterious and cool

[F0rKix]

You can actually kill those green dragons...takes like 45 shots though lmao.

[Zarag0d]

dude as you were saying "maybe I could try to figure the maze out" you were shooting and it was going at an angle. Maybe if you tried shooting like that, you could have hit them without kamikaze. You are super hilarious though. This video really reminds me of the mario frustration videos that made it pretty big on the net.

[random4life1996]

i really did rofl when i saw the gay sex part

[wandererlain]

A green dick fucking a wall LOL Pot, peace, and love. LOL The mermaid part is classic! HAAAAAAAAAAAA!

It's funny how if you analyse these games you grow up with and find how utterly silly they are.

[jmarra07]

To whoever is talking through the whole video: STFU! YOU ARE NOT FUNNY!

[ZeroSuitSamus2008]

you being in a video game has so far caused over 70% of teen pragnancy Heh heh heh LAUGH DAMMIT!!!

[AWESOME90002]

What is it with virgins screaming at ancient NES games?

[GirlWhoCriedLove]

Apparently dollar bills give you short-lived acid trips??

[ClockworkHobo]

Stanburdman voice acting a video game?! God help us all.

[42ndIcicle]

1:30

A Menorah?

[Bloodrun069]

money is made of very tough paper. its designed to survive water and not dissolve. i even put money in the sink to watch what happened because i wanted to see if money would dissolve or not.

[urantivirus]

Money contains a certain amount of cotton in it. That's how it survives under water. Plus it's just a game! You're really spending way too much time on non issues. Good games have much worse problems then that. I can't watch this. I'm gonna see if there's a new nerd video or something.

[duckypwns]

Take my caviar you green slut. lol

[smartbomb33]

Yeah? lol. You and what army? Shut up.

[SonnyfromPa]

I love your series it's so funny

[Nakwa]

Your controller has 2 buttons, you throw lightnings with one, and grenades with the other.

The grenades bounce.

The creator of this video is a stupid jerk.

[SOCO0520]

There has to be an easy way retard, it's the beginning of the game. I've played much much worse games.

[CorneliusGrim]

I love Broken Sword

[TheNintendhoe]

You're half Jewish?

That's okay, I won't hold that against you.

[reynaldo05]

Hahahahahahahahaha! I dear, I loved the ending.

[wirety1]

great review man the in a long time

[superdeeduper51]

"One of those Jewish things that Jews light." Wow!

[Ninyth]

TAKE MY CAVIAR!!!

[bastarddarsh]

Lobsters don't float on the bottom of the water.

[bastarddarsh]

Currency is made from cotton.

[BuckyKatt321]

@smartbomb33 Just cuz someone reviews old games doesn't mean their a AVGN wannabe you dumbfuck

[smartbomb33]

@BuckyKatt321

Reviewing old games is one thing. Reviewing old games in the SAME style as AVGN and not doing it as well or better... now that's being stupid.

You fucking cement head. Fight me.

[247xReviews]

@smartbomb33 your dumb man

[kaidmaster1]

The worst game - The best video about it

[maxxoccupancy]

"You jews"?! You're half jewish yourself! We had to do Hanukah, pal. It's ten times worse than this game!

[stringanime]

Hi Stan, Do you know when the English version of Broken Sword 2.5 will be released...I looked it up on Youtube to get a feel for it and it's still in German....You must be done recording by now.

[stanburdman]

@stringanime I was done months ago, like 3000 lines or something. I have nothing to do with production though so I have no idea.

[stringanime]

@stanburdman Thanks Stan, Your reviews are fun to watch repeatedly...Currently getting caught up with Rebel Radio.

[MrXorHomer]

@stanburdman Actually I think i figured it out, you know how it bounces of the weed in those angled corners? Just do that, but being an hero is much better.

[Dradogs2]

@stanburdman maybe the money is made out of seaweed

[electrobussterr]

Take my caviar?? What the fuck man hahaha

[maverickrcks]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AWESOME

[shishiromura]

Btw the lightning bolts bounce  so why not just bounce them into the dragons thingys

[shishiromura]

what about mad maestro?

do a review on that... truely bad

[purs62]

i like ur game reviews dude :)) "WAKE THE FUCK UP" lol

[hemdall91]

That happiness thing i think it's called chandelier?

[RyutarocKxxx]

Ohh! Man... this guy is soo fucking funny!ª!!!

[ManekiNeko1972]

have you tried using the bubble bombs on the three-headed dragons? It says at 1:05 that some monsters can only be beaten that way.

[moffettman02]

u see how the lighting bolts would bounce off walls? thats what you have to do aim the bolts to hit the dragon.

[WWFATTITUDEERAFAN]

XD THE MERMAID THING WAS PRICELESS!!! I ALMOST FELL OUT OF MY CHAIR LAUGHING!!!! XD!!!! You are better than The Irate Gamer!

[CarmageddonHero]

@WWFATTITUDEERAFAN Everyones better then Irate, he fails hard.

[WWFATTITUDEERAFAN]

@CarmageddonHero lol yeah, I made that comment months ago when I first discovered Irate Gamer and Stan here. At the time I though Irate Gamer was hilarious, then I found AVGN, now Irate is pretty much fail, Stan and AVGN are pro. xD

[Jono1874]

@WWFATTITUDEERAFAN but then again, virtually every game reviewer is. however you look at it though, Stanburdman has some amazing stuff out.

[ribarmilos]

3 for serbia

[portomopivot]

wow

[TheVecan]

Yeah you fucked a WOODEN dude

it's a part of the boaat

[FinalGamerJames]

wait....YOU'RE the voice of George Stobbart in Broken Sword 2.5?

Holy crap XD that's awesome, he's like one of my five favourite gaming characters ever!

[RAQ665]

hee hee hee im in a shitty game.9:05

[shinynewjb]

You try to skip the intro, including details about the gameplay. Of course you won't enjoy the game if you don't know what to do. Even if it is crap.

[Gacktfangirl2323]

you make my heart so happy, honey. ^^

[eXcalibooor]

I don't like this game, but maybe he found a way out at 7:28? The bolts bounce off the wall?

[Atrofia2]

worst than ET from atari i dont think so

[jennythemusicmaker]

OMG I got this with a classic console compilation thing for 40 quid, and this was on it! I thought it was shit, but I wanted to make sure others did as well.

Funny-ass review. :)

[masterpimpshinchan]

Ha! Noob. You have to ricochet you lightning bolt off of the wall, walk backwards, do a 360 into the dragon's testicles, and then spoon with him for thirty minutes and cradle his man junk to get past him...noob.

[SevenSupremeStars]

U R SO ANNOYING!