8 Foreskin Tips & Uses

[traerichard]

hahahahh i died laughing when he said throw them at people!

"I HATE YOU!"

legit dead!!!!

[Apogirl232]

I'm slowly making it to the weir part of youtube..



[ichbineincoolcat]

.....what the fuck is wrong with you?

[AwesomeBobz]

HOW THE FUCK DID I END UP HERE?!

[MAXLOLADOG]

also yes he has got DAMN sexy legs

[MAXLOLADOG]

hi this is ILOVEYAOIPOSTS and her friend we just made a new account LOL

we are gonna totally troll all the homophobes

[lookthrumyeyes]

yes, a pair kick-ass legs there!!!!!

[lookthrumyeyes]

you forgot foreskin, pignoli, basil & parmesan pesto for your fettuccine...!!!

[mariovsluigy]

0:45 OH SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­IT

[GreenNastyRabbit]

I just can't imagine the smell of your hands after this... :s

[margarita0422]

lol



[ILOVEYAOIPOSTS]

did anyone else notice that he was using skinned squid rings?

[Cheerbabeforeverable]

@ILOVEYAOIPOSTS hahaha yep...

[Barazzika]

deep fry em..

[FigJam285]

And I thought I was the only one with a foreskin fetish.

[MeisterDaniel564]

Thats fucking disgusting

[MrSethmcfarlane]

Im baffled, confused, grossed out and kinda horny.

[imsohornynwet]

queer as hell

[Timmy95ich]

"No foreskins were harmed in the creation of this video." :D

[darkhunga]

Foreskin as a dog treat was the one that grossed me out, only because it actually was funny...

[anthyman1]

Clever use of squid.

[YouAreThePeaceSign]

bumshot. megusta.

[imnoemo11]

Y U ALWAYS NAKED DUDE o.o

put some clothes on broooo xD

[plslc1]

@imnoemo11 why u always watchin his videos dude? lmao

[annoyedkid565]

ewwww

[oiiCalmDown]

I still have my foreskin :D

[Laiatar]

@oiiCalmDown You're apart of the lucky half... *is envious* <_<

[Kelavmeister]

@oiiCalmDown Me too. It makes me love my parents more for keeping me whole.

[traerichard]

@oiiCalmDown hahhah lucky!!!

[AnEmaLUV]

lol now i can never eat calamari without getting horny

[DYYLLAAANNNCORRRAAAO]

I want my foreskin back! D:

[meccarian]

Goddamned fag

[Bluntbowz]

Haha, i still have mine. But sometimes it gets in the way while taking a piss..

[mamuteremix]

IT's aLL ABOUT FORESKIN LADIES

[yummieyummie123]

I never understood women who hated foreskins, and there are a lot of them. If he's clean who cares! Foreskins FTW!

[martinboson]

dude you are so gay.

I love it.

[banduniform]

Ok I have watched two of your posts so far and I love them. I am going to watch one more and then I think I am going to subscribe. Yes this is a big step to make. Can anyone give me more info on foreskin im on the fence on having it or not.

[LEMONNUTTZ]

SIK



[NerdyInuYashaLover]

You idiots who think that that "foreskin" is real, its not , so stop bein stupid and get off of youtube

[IceYourPimpHand]

.....Is that suppose to be funny? I'm guessing your viewers are under 10

[theGA735]

and this isn't the weirdest video i've seen!

[ERRxxxx]

You're actually kinda sexy... ;) lol

[udieatmycomand]

umm PUUUUKKKKEEE

[sonnyboy39]

Dude you need meds and prayer. 

[erwcat]

@sonnyboy39 dude u soo need brains in ur head,totally maaaan

[Jerio106]

DUDE DO U HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIRTY THE FORESKIN IS?!??!?!

[Alantgv]

is that pasta? lol

[aStupidTroll]

DERP

[Kusmaluka]

You're just lovely!!! And you have an awesome arse! ;)

[ecwwerulz2]

Why do you have no shirt on?

[FreeWeedForAll]

U sound like a total fag.

[longbeard1407]

I'am a diy and I just ate it , hey reduce reuse recycle

[doctorseaweed2]

I'm happy being circumcised

[soundseeker63]

All jokes aside, dismembered baby foreskins ARE SOLD TO COSMETICS COMPANIES who use their high collagen content to put into anti aging creams!!!

So you may actually by putting essence of foreskin on your face without even knowing it!

Protect your children, so no to male genital mutilation.

[IrishFriendsFan]

@soundseeker63 why would children use anti ageing creams

just saying :P

[valefor188]

He's got some sexy ass legs. lol

[zzzave]

I have that rock grinder...

[dudeguyrox]

i think forskin is disgusting and im right.

[BlakeGoodwell]

@dudeguyrox i think dicks that develop up to 15 layers of keratinzed dry skin are disgusting. and i'm definitively right

[dudeguyrox]

@BlakeGoodwell haha i dont know what that means

[BlakeGoodwell]

@dudeguyrox basicly it means your dickhead thickens alot and becomes almost insensitive to anything. you lose about 75% of all pleasure. and the foreskin is more sensitive than the ENTIRE circumcised dick

[dudeguyrox]

@BlakeGoodwell nahh we go through have things looking god. exercise, waxing/threading, nutritional discipline, expensive ass clothes hygiene and styling products and accessories, cleaning things, spending a little more on a car for the looks, getting new tvs when yours plays fine, getting new phones when your phones calls and texts just fine, i mean really. so if i have to go through some pain as a baby and lose out on some sensitivity (of which i have no point of reference to be losing out )

[dudeguyrox]

@BlakeGoodwell to have my peen look good and be attractive and clean im completely completely completely okay with it. cuz lemme tell you something i would never long term a guy who wasnt circumsised unless i loved him before we dated and fucked

[BlakeGoodwell]

@dudeguyrox being intact is much healthier and much more common (around 80% of men are intact) and intact is just as clean as circumcised

[dudeguyrox]

@BlakeGoodwell i was gonna doubt that stat but everyone on the eastern hemisphere is uncircumcised(i like to say uncircumcised as opposed to intact or anything else because it has a negative connotation which is how i feel about it.)  And that can't be true I mean again I have no point of reference but its like common knowledge that uncircumcised(which really should have two s's instead of two c's) dicks take more cleaning work therefore making them dirty. besides im a very shallow person. plain

[dudeguyrox]

@BlakeGoodwell and simple circumcised dicks look better. like honestly you're going down on a guy and you gotta fucking pull that shit back like who the hell wants to do that. FUCK that.

[BlakeGoodwell]

@dudeguyrox actually most people prefer intact mainly because the head is soft and silky smooth and not dried up and wrinkles.

[BlakeGoodwell]

@dudeguyrox wrinkled*

[dudeguyrox]

@BlakeGoodwell you know contrary to popular belief our dicks aren't that dried up and disgusting lol. haha you make it sound like a fucking mutilated massacred wasteland. i mean girls don't really care i dont think for vaginal purposes. and i guess i dont care for butt purposes but i can't suck an uncircumcised dick that just doesnt work

[BlakeGoodwell]

@dudeguyrox lol technically it is actually mutilation (sounds too harsh i know but the definition is removing a part of the body that serves a vital function) and you know that an intact penis looks cut when hard because the foreskin goes back on its own right?

[dudeguyrox]

@BlakeGoodwell most of the time but not always. like dont quote me on this but like pronstars Erik Rhodes Mason Wyler.

[dudeguyrox]

@BlakeGoodwell like ive read about people having to pull it back.

[BlakeGoodwell]

@dudeguyrox well that mostly comes from people like you aka ones that arent intact xD

[dudeguyrox]

@BlakeGoodwell haha maybe. fun conversations. i guess i will blow a guy with foreskin now.

[BlakeGoodwell]

@dudeguyrox lol i dont care which one you prefer but you threw out false medical facts xD blow who u want to blow m8 :3 (although u should try blowing an intact guy)

[dudeguyrox]

@BlakeGoodwell waiititt a minutee. mate?(which unfortunately i had to look up never seen m8) are you from the US? this entire convo would make a whole lot more sense if you were from like somewhere in Europe or Australia or wherever else people say mate. in my experience most europeans are "intact" not sure about Australians.

[BlakeGoodwell]

@dudeguyrox almost everyone i know says m8 o_O

[designjesussoto]

i actually feel sort of personally offended at most foreskin talk, I used to feel ugly or dirty due to my foreskin, I actually considered getting a circumcision done, but over the time, and of course as a gay man, I grew used to mine and other guys foreskin. I no longer consider uncut ugly, and actually kind of prefer uncut, no actual decision making taking part from this info. I feel a bit of resentment towards pro- cut, hahaha, well just towards women who argue in favor of circumcising boys.

[dudeguyrox]

@designjesussoto well you should feel bad bout yourself but if you ever adopt a baby you should circumsise him or get one that is circumsised(joking.. sorta)

[tacoman1993jp]

lol... "foreskin tips" :3

[sensidee]

if only that could be said for the other milliona of amputees!

[sensidee]

way to go!

[TheMrfunkyboy217]

r u gay?

[wuzzupl]

@TheMrfunkyboy217 yea he is.

[jaredtheavenger]

Lol.....You used Calamarie!

[lgmfp]

I want may foreskin backkkkkkkkkkkk

[Xicota85]

@lgmfp foreskin restoration! look at tlctugger

[lcowles]

Really, really funny! 

[ahnulus]

This video is pretty much the best thing I've seen all day.

[rhymeandreasoning]

Total foreskin lover here..and wish i had foreskin..unless there is a problem with the foreskin once the child is born, parents should just leave it alone..i have met sooo many adults who truly have no clue what foreskin is all about...

[scjkscs]

@rhymeandreasoning Soooooo true! I'm glad I've got mine ^^

[LolVermillion]

@rhymeandreasoning "i have met sooo many adults who truly have no clue what foreskin is all about..." Explain.

I see no problem with skin on my penis.

[victorgno]

... ... ... ... ... ... ... m-|

[stkcarm5]

The exfoliant part is true haha. Google cosmetics and foreskins/anti wrinkle creams and foreskins. Genital mutilation is sick! norm(dot)org the wholenetwork(dot)org

[DeWiz001]

Everyone go to the AAP (American Academy of Pedeatrics) official website they say themselves that it is unnecassary and the infections are only a fraction higher for infections and only for the first year!!!

[BrainiacN5]

I think I've never seen someone with a dislike ratio as high on youtube. I don't criticize people's video often but I really wonder how can someone be so annoying. I randomly fell on a few of his videos in the past year and everytime I feel nauseated. It's just plain stupid and his voice is annoying as hell too.

[tuschman168]

I will never be able to eat calamari again!

[flixpixie2009]

lmao awesome

[EvenGodsSuffer]

Looks like sliced squid.

[sumyungai]

That... was disgusting. I liked the video, but eeewww.

[turtleshellshocker]

@Josandoro26 Same here

[flylildavid]

fag

[Runhawk77321]

super fag.

[ninjabluewings]

You Are One GORGEOUS DUDE! And Your Dog Is Lovely Too xx

[WhiteTigerPanda]

I Love this. :] lol

[suchafool990]

dude put on a shirt

[ilts2]

omg your soo sweet :D

[EzTheHusky]

This made me lol :D

I like the idea of throwing it at someone! I'm evil :)

haha

[EnthalpyH]

foregen.org could make foreskin regeneration possible. Help those guys out, we need it for the betterment of humanity!

[WearTheDog]

I just can't stop watching. are you real???? plastic? play doh?

Thermal plastic?

[cmelendy09]

nice calamari =)

[drodga]

I've got a great use: To keep the penis soft, moist and sensitve. Oh and stop the head going all yucky, dry and gross. It's meant to be the most beautiful rose colour you know! (Not white) Keep that cock all tasty and beautiful with the body's natural defence. Remember, the glans (head) you know, is meant to be an internal organ. .

[Raphy27blahblahblah]

@drodga no you're wrong... foreskin should be pulled back when having sex and the head you're saying is not supposed to be an internal organ... its still the penis just shaped so it is easier to insert in holes... "vagina or asshole" and the fluid in the head if you're not circumcised... that's semen or pre-cum... and its also called "germ cell" its dirty and full of virus... one of the leading causes of HIV

[bsnegi24]

i have a 1 tip. stitch a small bag with that. when ever you want to travel just rub your hands on the bag with in the minute the bag will became a jumbo bag. coz you know the penis how it reacts,. Put your belonging in the jumbo bag then go, easy to handle.and washable. lol

[bsnegi24]

i have a 1 tip. stitch a small bag with that. when ever you want to travel just rub your hands on the bag with a minute the bag will became a ljambo bag. coz you know the penis how it react,. Put your belonging in the jambo bag then go, easy to handle.and washable. lol

[DinasaurHybrid]

LMAO

[catsyfamous4areason]

That is fucking hilarious, he is obviously a donut puncher

[FinalFantasyTen]

I love you man.

[Speededchroy]

that guy is gay

[quentin015]

@Speededchroy yes he is, so what..?

[Fenellaaaaa]

yummy foreskin carmarie ;)

[neopostretro]

You missed a classic one: sew 'em together into a wallet; when you rub it, it turns into a brief case.

[BoyScandals]

Here I was thinking you were going to show me something FUN to do with a foreskin

[briggles]

GROSS!!

[DRDNIBOY]

Of all the gay people on you tube you get on my nerves more than any of them.. And this is coming from a gay person . Davey wavey why dont you just go awayee okayee? 

[unmuchacho14]

@DRDNIBOY if you don't like him, then why bother listening?

get a life.

[snrtobass]

WERK!

[FROTFULLDELIGHTS]

foreskins 4 eva !

[FROTFULLDELIGHTS]

i got a question, i got a 85cm foreskin so other than necking myself could i use it for bondage or just a tube of built up dried rotten cheese? perhaps i could tie it around your dick till it falls off FYI im doper

[kosmonaut5]

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWW­WWWWW

[Bob8673]

you are prob. a homo who cares about forskin ;D weird

[KingZanzaBlade]

ur a sick faget!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

[kikicreamify]

Speaking of exfoliation, you aren't aging well man. At your age you are getting deep laugh lines and a crease between your eyebrows.

[skandicguy]

you are silly and very annoying. grow up

[lanatur]

LOL this is a little weird

[fruitybud420]

i want my foreskin back! and i fucking hate my parents

[upaste]

@fruitybud420 I know how you feel. circ. is a violation of human rights and it should be illegal. how would woman feel if chunks of their labia were cut off by their parents. or worse still the clitoris. I'm 40 y.o and 4 decades of rubbing against my clothes has all but destroyed feeling in the glans and I rarely bother to masterbate more than once a week. have been using the TLC tugger during the day but after a whole year there is not much progress. madness.

[Brenzo2]

Oh my oohhh your obcessed with mangina

[leonmallett]

Just Because You Like Cock It Doesnt Mean You Have To Make A Video About Foreskins

[toyboyinaussie]

Only a yank could be that stupid he doesn't know what he has lost by being circumcised.

In fact just google that:

"What is lost by circumcision"

Then read "Sex as nature intended it" by Kristen Ohara and you will find that performance you put out is not sex at all.

You have been sexually handicapped by some pretty dumb parents

[MrSouthpawtx]

dude, hope you dont really think you are funny, lame lame lame

[aknipe106]

lol i kalamari tastes sooo god dunno wen i ate iit last , ages ago

[kaiwanmak]

this dude is pure queer, he luves smegma with his moring coffee enema.

[johnnyohness]

@malosalele LMAO VOTE NO ON THE CHEESE MAKER AMENDMENT!!

This message was paid for by..............

COCKADOODLEDO  Not any cock will do!!

[johnnyohness]

Who in the hell needs a foreskin they are ugly and primitive. Looks to animalistic. Does nothing but make smegma that stinks. Most women prefer cut dicks with smooth sculptured heads that are smooth and clean.

They don't like dicks with surprises under the hood that leaves a terrible taste in their mouth. Wash them all day they still stink. Don't want a dick that looks like an anteaters nose. YUCH

[EmoraChan13]

@johnnyohness Actually, when you get outside of the US and Middle East, women prefer uncut. Yet... even here in the US women prefer uncut. Why? It's natural, the male doesn't have to thrust as hard, and it isn't dry feeling.

[dudeguyrox]

@EmoraChan13 who told you that? thats so beyond not true.

[Questionablexfun]

LMAO  this is so funny

[gg2qt4me]

lol was that pickled ginger?

[John47362]

OMG Davey I had to LMAO at this one

[eliezer5eliezer]

Haha... This isnt funny sorry.

[IbnNero]

why dont he tell the real gay reasons to have a foreskin???

lying buttman is what he is

[luticia]

Not funny at all, only totally stupid!

[TheFenceandtheJug]

I found this more than a little bit offensive. Why make fun of something that millions of babies suffer through, many without anesthetic?

One of the main real uses of foreskin is for biological tests on human ephelial cells. For instance, one of the major breakthrough in stem cell research last year used foreskin.

Since they can't actually get people to cut off pieces of their body to use for research they just use the pieces that were taken without consent.

[wweman2014]

lol grose

[TomPMelanson]

They make eye cream out of foreskin

[livetodrive68]

this is what is wrong with the world today

[tiwai22]

Aaaaah ha ha! That was disgusting! :D

[moocowtoyou]

i cant stop giggling at you baby if i ever see you in new york you are getting giant hugs

[motorstorm78]

LOL

[MrSandy12344]

Those are squid rings or calamari rings stupid people!! and this guy is not even funny and hes totally gay !!

[FivePointDragonfly]

hahahaha i love you! also you're really hot, stay naked.

[pablosrz]

Bahahaha!!! Scrunchies lmao. Were those real foreskins? Where did you get them?

[lovechobits3]

disturbing but funny =) i don't even know why i watch your videos, but i like them

[jbooks888]

idiot