KICKED OUT OF TARGET (9.5.10 - Day 493)

[brunette427]

Haha, I just watched the new vlog where you said how to get kicked out of Target.

[nugsmagee]

LAME!!! I should kick your teeth down your fucking throat for that lame shit. FUCK!!!

[Nunyabizniz2000]

I thought my life was boring till I saw this fuckers videos.

[dreamslides]

How many times you banged this chick WOWW

[Horendusoruis]

This is gay and retarded



[nicorocker666]

i do all day

[KateyZee]

I feel like when the two of you have kids, you guys are going to be playing with their toys more than they will. and that day will be amazing haha

[xoKaylumxKillox]

me charlies

[WatchVenusSpa]

Is it just me or do half the thumbnails for CTFxC look like Alli is letting a huge fart rip?

[Seurkamp24]

make ctfxc silly bands

[TheCokossmann]

sea lions have no horns check google.com

[noliesjustloveful]

No your right charles. I've just never seen a Sea Lion with those teeth, i looked it up those are called california sea lion. I always know what Walrus looks like...cause they look so weird and mostly all they do is lay down.

[noliesjustloveful]

First time i ever heard some say Target in that italian accent was...Toby Turners mom.

[swordfish020]

so did u really get kicked out of target

[superirishm4n]

MGTM!!!!



[bigkev2084]

think i started watching ctfxc just before they moved to the apartment just before they got the house,lol cant remember.

[mirmir9871]

charles hat O.o 

[huntzman123]

thumbs up if your watching this after the wedding

[fivefordying2]

I love these guests, they aren't fake.

[TechnoFreak21344]

GOD DAMNIT WHY DONT I EVER SEE YOU WHEN I GO TO TARGET?!

[thetafour]

NEW CTFXC SHIRTS?! OMGOMGOMG

[onetreehillforeverr]

@jonasbrothers140498 they kinda are now ;) smart one.

[godzillafan18]

i was sining it all day

[ReliableFpsGamer]

OMFG!!!!!!!you are so friken lucky charles and alli to have dogs that play with toys and play fetch and all that.....my dog just sits around all day and does nothing :(

[Ang3licRose]

No your right, they're backwards lol.

[BLOOD1MONEY]

2:40 LMFAO alli's mom was like...FAIL smh hahaha

[OI8APC2]

That chick is hot. I'd eat a mile of her poop just to see where it came from!!! Mmmmmmm. Poop.

[MrDopeManFoSho]

lol 5:48 funny doggy fail

[tori7180]

oww stop hitting us :(

[ClaimJam]

Wow Cheep wishers

[JUSTEATYOURFISH]

i would laugh if marley just woke up and then bit the end off your charger

[ThaSpiderInternetsho]

nice channel sub!

[Angelomen77]

Look at your comment, now back to mine. Now back at your comment now back to mine. Sadly it isn’t mine, but if you stopped trolling and started posting legitimate comments it could look like mine. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re scrolling through comments, writing the comment your comment could look like. What did you post? Back at mine, it’s a reply saying something you want to hear. Look again the reply is now diamonds. Anything is possible when you think before you post. :P

[nicolelyl]

yay, exactly one year today :D

[tukedmj]

first 5 sec i got bored out of my mind

[ed391929]

They didn't get kicked out -,.,-

[Kydellkadrian]

I was

[onetreehillforeverr]

make ctfxc bracelets!

[erietigers91]

@onetreehillforeverr you have both best comments....CHEATER -_-

[onetreehillforeverr]

@erietigers91 lol awh how cool i didnt even notice :)

[onetreehillforeverr]

how come you don't call allie's parents mom and dad?

[diamonds1997]

@onetreehillforeverr because they arn't married yet, he prob will when they get married.

[potatoe424]

@onetreehillforeverr They aren't married yet

[onetreehillforeverr]

@potatoe424 obviously.. lmao but it's pretty close

[ghanygirl0120]

@onetreehillforeverr they're not married yet

[onetreehillforeverr]

@ghanygirl0120 obviously, but its pretty close.

[softballlover54]

@onetreehillforeverr he calls them lauren and dennis..and its just awkward calling your mother in law mom...

[jackprat17]

@onetreehillforeverr Because they were not married back here? 

[onetreehillforeverr]

@jackprat17 read the comments then reply to me. obviousllllllly they weren't married, prettttty close though, and he still doesnt.

[chikawowow123]

@onetreehillforeverr because that's kind of fucking weird

[hotdogg1998]

@onetreehillforeverr do you call your in-laws mom and dad?

[BustAtoms]

@Biancamartinez12 Are you serious, You actually believe Chain Mail - I Call it spam :) 

[xXdrummer90xX]

@lilmissdiva9 everyone calls you gay

[xXdrummer90xX]

YOU ARE GAY

[quillero]

queer!

[bike2day69]

What the fuck...



[clear2mind]

the gray one is a walrus and the brown one is not a sea lion because they dont have tusks so i do think it might be a female walrus?, i am only on day 493 long ways to 820 good thing for highspeed internet

[jhanyra1]

a few years ago two parents went out to dinner.a few hours later,the babysitter was calling to see if she could cover up the clown statue in the kid's room,the father said"Get the kids out of the house,we'll call the police we don't have a clown statue"."the clown statue" was actually a killer that escaped from jail.if you don't post this on 10 videos tonight the clown will be in your bed at 3:00 am with a chainsaw in his hand. sorry don't want this to happen to me

[squidb8]

Zoe likes toys, Molly wants to get fed.

[usernamesucks409]

@squidb8 it's Marley

[squidb8]

@usernamesucks409 :oops

[TheAtticusKid]

omg that lady alli almost ran into was so pregnant 

[jbhater68]

sea lions are grey and walruses are brown

[SurfHcoCali101]

You didn't get kicked out of Target?

[KTM4Bartending]

It was this video that got me watching this crazy couple from day 1. Watching Alli on the tricycle made me laugh so hard and I Knew I could watch these guys everyday. Little did I know they would become a YouTube addiction for me. Still trying to catch up to day 815

[RIPJadsta100]

i c these titles and think that these vids would be good or funny i watch and a waste of 7 mins of my life

[Lamwhite411]

@RIPJadsta100

Fuck you bitch

[StarWarsTrains]

Boring...the only cool part about this video was the coin scene!

[SuperAsspimple]

@StarWarsTrains FACK YOU

[StarWarsTrains]

@SuperAsspimple FACK YOU!

[SuperAsspimple]

@StarWarsTrains LOL

[StarWarsTrains]

@SuperAsspimple LOL?

[SuperAsspimple]

@StarWarsTrains yeah FACK YOU sounds like some asian

[StarWarsTrains]

@SuperAsspimple Dude, this whole argument makes absolutely no sense! "FACK YOU"? It's actually fuck you! And besides, why did you even bother commenting?!

[SuperAsspimple]

@StarWarsTrains I know its fuck you I saw in a video an Asian women fighting and I was like WTF DID SHE JUST SAY FACK YOU? so ever since I've been saying it with the accent on You Tube to a comment that is not actually about the videos

[StarWarsTrains]

@SuperAsspimple This is a go-nowhere argument! And besides, this video was boring, and I decided to express my own opinion! Rather than saying "fake" and "gay"! So can you please forget about this!

[SuperAsspimple]

@StarWarsTrains Ok! :D. One last thing. I think people should be aware that CTFxC name there video on the funniest thing of the day. I can maybe understand you thinking its all about that, but its not. So I'm saying sorry for trolling, but some times I think people have seen CTFxC before and they don't like it and they come but and complain......... so I'm sorry for being a dick. ( do you find it awkward that we have 3 words in our username and the 1st word starts with "S" or is it just me )

[StarWarsTrains]

@SuperAsspimple Yeah, but will you please stop trolling people for "fun" like with that stupid boxxy chick?

[SuperAsspimple]

@StarWarsTrains who said I done it for fun?

[StarWarsTrains]

@SuperAsspimple (Facepalm) JUST FORGET ABOUT IT!

[SuperAsspimple]

@StarWarsTrains No because I did not say I do it for fun did I?

[StarWarsTrains]

@SuperAsspimple SHUT UP AND FORGET ABOUT IT!

[SuperAsspimple]

@StarWarsTrains NO YOU FUCKING DICK HEAD

[StarWarsTrains]

@SuperAsspimple SHUT...THE...FUCK...UP! You're just like someone who can't break up with their girlfriend! FUCK OFF! STOP COMMENTING!

[SuperAsspimple]

@StarWarsTrains Why dont you cock mint

[SuperAsspimple]

@StarWarsTrains and at least I can get a girlfreind

[StarWarsTrains]

@SuperAsspimple LOL Wow. How mature! At least I won't have 10 different kids by 10 different women! Oh, and one more thing: FACK YOU!

[bubbachu1]

Omg I love her purse!!

[tgives5]

U be trollin

[BCNation1]

CTFxC FTW FOREVER!:D<3

[pinksparkleprincess9]

1:32 anyone know that song? Please help me out!

[FunnyMonkey1281]

@pinksparkleprincess9 you mean 2:32???

[pinksparkleprincess9]

@FunnyMonkey1281 yeah, my bad

[RichieRedondo13]

6:30 - 6:50 literally made me lol :)

[RichieRedondo13]

Alli don't hit the glass! ):

[jenben9211]

Roco's modern life!!! best cartoon eva!!!! 2:35

[DeathBloke1]

4:56 - 4:58 O_O

[redroversk]

You two hipster fucks aren't going to be the most annoying old people.

[antonsaidmeatloaf]

2:05  O_O

[WDWDude200]

That looks like the target in bismarck nd

[cloud6060]

Those sea lions and walruses are dog toys?........I just bought them cause they were fun lookin. Spent the rest of the day making them play air guitar to my music....i feel like a dog now....

[cloud6060]

Dennis looks exactly like my tech teacher at school.

[Broncosfan1111]

"If you put in a quarter, does it make your wish more priority?"

xD Charles, you're awesome.

[Reverse91]

did i miss the part where they get kicked out of target?

[OakOakHannah24]

My first ctfxc vid

[Darcivlogs]

i sung it ll day GRRRRRRRRRR haha jk

[Sanguinis666]

Sea lions have whiskers similar to a cat, no tusks, walrus have big bushy mustaches and tusks, charles was right the tags are switched, and the"walrus" doll shouldnt have tusks

[Bucklover4]

I got kicked out by bringing my dog inside target.

[Skylerella1]

Look at your comment, now back to mine. Now back at your comment, now back to mine. Sadly, it isn't mine, but if you stopped trolling and started posting legitimate comments it could look like mine. Look down, back up, where are you? You're scrolling through commens, writing the comment your comment could look like. What did you post? Back at mine, it's a reply saying something you want to hear. Look again the comment is now DIAMONDS. Anything is possible when you're not trolling. I'm on YouTube

[TropicalLove1]

@Skylerella1 SERIOUSLY DUDE, get original, retard, worst way to get thumbs up, its so gay when you say it!

[Skylerella1]

@TropicalLove1 I apologize. I got bored and just started typing...

[TropicalLove1]

@Skylerella1 Lol,im sorry,i was harsh its ok though

[Skylerella1]

@TropicalLove1 It's my fault. I'm just so unpopular that I always try to make people laugh at me. It usually doesn't work though.

[TropicalLove1]

@Skylerella1 oh,me to,i know how you feel,but you dont need to be popular,im sure your a nice person in real life,or popular!

[Skylerella1]

@TropicalLove1 Thank you:) I'm sure that you are a very nice person as well.

[TropicalLove1]

@Skylerella1 ha,.Thanks,nice talking to you!, :)

[Skylerella1]

@TropicalLove1 Thanks. It was nice talking to you as well.

[xwhoaitstanx]

this was my first CTFxC video :D

[cloud6060]

@xwhoaitstanx Then watch them from the beginning you big fucking cheater!

[MrXXoooXX]

4/5 cause u let that cute doggy wake up :(

[xxmelanniexx]

passion pit on the background<3

[shinigami1234321]

Passion pit:-D

[Magnum4550]

make anotrher one like this!

[Magnum4550]

cutest girl on tricycle!

[ccarley427]

i was singing it in french, haha

[PaulPierceFan365]

SEA LION or WALRUS?

[AllisonsHunt]

I hate fuckers whom purposely mislabel their vids. Who got run out of Target? No one!

[othnaley94]

ctfxc should make their own snap wrist bands!

[MrAgentFunk]

@johnnyboypdq You're the one with the mental capacity of a "nat" because it's is actually spelled "gnat" not "nat". Idiot

[011Cheer]

look at your comment, now back at mine. now back at your comment now back to mine, sadly it isn't mine, but if you stoped trolling and atarted posting legitimate comments it chould look like mine. look down, back up where are you? you're scrolling through comments, writing te comment your comment chould look like, what did you post? back at mine, its a reply saying something what you want to see. look again the reply is now DIAMONDS!!!!!!!!!! anything is possible when your not trolling!

[Infernogodofwar]

she looks hot sitting on that training wheel bike :D

[angelface14363703]

ok I so had to Google it, a sea lion dose not look anything like the one the stuffed animal looked like, it didn't have the hairy stuff or tusks

[walker4651]

is there anyway to make your videos upload faster. yours take a long time. or is just me?

[shanedawson561]

Stupid song because i was sitting during science class and dozed of then rather then singing it in my head i sang it out loud and my science teacher thought i was crazy!!! :)

[Mapaquier]

1:35 = MIND F*CKED

[karatediva1]

dont u hate it when u put a quarter in the swirly thingy and it just slides down? I HATE IT!!!!! thumbs up if u think so 2

[teempro]

after watching this, I googled sea lion and walrus

[TheTyler0953]

look at your comment, now back at mine. now back at your comment now back to mine, sadly it isn't mine, but if you stoped trolling and atarted posting legitimate comments it chould look like mine. look down, back up where are you? you're scrolling through comments, writing te comment your comment chould look like, what did you post? back at mine, its a reply saying something what you want to see. look again the reply is now DIAMONDS!!!!!!!!!! anything is possible when your not trolling!

[Infernogodofwar]

@TheTyler0953 BEST COMMENT EVER!

[TheTyler0953]

@Infernogodofwar lol

[johnnyboypdq]

Only IDIOTS with mental capacity of a NAT would have problems with music. Your head must really be empty to allow the song to echo that long, dumbass.

[MikeaManiac5153]

look at youre comment now mine now yours saddly it is not ine but it could be if youre not wasting youre fucking time reading this by the way i love youre videos stop wasting youre time

[ILoveYouSylvanas]

woo!!! FINAL COUNTDOWN WOO! ;D

[fakexgolds]

I have the ped egg :p it's not that bad( I know this is late catching up on all the missed vlogs)

[Kenayrican89]

Idk what your show is about cuz im new to it but i like it you guys are fun to watch! lol

[pixeldmg]

I have to ask, do you guys not get hungover? lol You never look like shit after a night of drinking. I have half a fucking zima and wake up dehydrated...

[SupaClikk]

I LOVE YOU GUYS SOOOOO MUCH I WANNA JUST TAKE U AND LOCK U UP FOR EVER I SUBCRIBED AND FAVORITED !!

[TheLawliet1]

that ust be fun to do just riden on a little bike around the store

[Gwiggums]

hmmmhmmm..............how did you get kicked out of target ................... lemmie guess cause you wanted more publicity huh yeaaa ............ i love the dogs anyway lol

[RedRashBallz]

the seal-lion and walrus thing MADE me go to google and check the images!!

[MikeaManiac5153]

friend me im mikeamaniac5153 sang that song nonstop i was singing it in my dream what i agree with there mest up or demented

[MikeaManiac5153]

friend me im mikeamaniac5153 sang that song nonstop i was singing it in my dream

[ShitstainProduction]

Shitstains+productions=FUNNY

[j03y1337]

walrus obey it

[barichson]

song at 2:36. what is it? i SHOULD know, but i dont

[MarioDoggeh]

Charles, you're so right the "Sealion" was a walrus and the "Walrus" was a sealion! LMAO!

[tripwire2581]

why did i watch thid vid almost to the end.....

[drewboy619]

2:35 I think thats hot topic?

[TheNamesShadiii]

you guys need a tv show .. entertaining mofos :p

[whattupmurp]

4:57 - now thats a walrus.

[theutmostvanity]

lol I got a target commercial

[chloeofaus]

"50% off clotes..clots....clo-clotees..­"

LMFAO

[JenniferHugsable]

pressing the cc button thingy, and watching the video will make u lol

[guambabe24]

walrus do have whiskers and tusks but the sea lion doesn't have tusks and whiskers so charles dont second guess and alli is right about the sea lions not having tusks

[Mistoffelees11]

sea lions dont have tusks...i learned that from zoo tycoon :D

[TropicalLove1]

@Mistoffelees11 LOL! me too

[smokeyg100]

em

[Jerrongamereview]

I didnt get the comment in the beginning ;o

[iAmThePrettyGirl]

@Jerrongamereview old spice commercial parody but about trolling

[Jerrongamereview]

@iAmThePrettyGirl Oh okay, well im dutch so I dont know that commericial

[ZackTheBeast99]

Alli, you want to know why you got kicked out of Target.

because there is a policy of "No Beautiful Girls Allowed"

CTFxC Rocks.