Putin Judo
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  • やっぱり、プーさんはいいな。日本の首相になって欲しいぐらいだ­わ。さすがKGBの出身だわな。

  • I am an ordinary Russian guy. In Russia, most ordinary people like me do not like Putin and his government do not trust. None of my relatives, friends, acquaintances, did not go to the previous elections. I do not know who chooses the president in Russia, but certainly not the people of this country. Life is good in this country only to residents of Moscow and St. Petersburg and other cities and territories live in shit.

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  • @TheLoveRussia обычная логика мсоковского или питерского жидяры. Очнись дитя на всех институтов не хватит! Давайте все вместе получим высшее образование и будем сидеть по кабинетам! Интересно кто тогда построит нам столько кабинетов? и кто же будет нас кормить? Ты думаешь хлеб на деревьях растёт?! НЕТ БЕЗ ГРЕБАННОГО КОМБАЙНЕРА ТВОЯ СЕМЬЯ ОСТАНЕТСЯ БЕЗ ХЛЕБА!!!!!!существует класс людей который в этой стране не ценят,но за счет которого она сущевствует! ВОТ О ЧЕМ Я ТОЛКУЮ!!!

  • @TheLoveRussia ordinary logic or Mosokovskogo zhidyary Petersburg. Wake up the child at all institutions is not enough! Let's all get higher education and will sit in their offices! I wonder who would then build us such surgeries? And who will feed us? Do you think the bread grows on trees? NO NO fucking combiners your family will be left without BREAD !!!!!! there is a class of people in this country who do not appreciate, but at whose expense it exists! That's what I'm talking about!

  • In Soviet Russia, black belt earn YOU!

  • just imagine - the kid has to throw Obama as well and that would make him an ultimate badass

  • i bought his book 『Учимся дзюдо с Владимиром Путиным』

  • putin is the coolest pres since siyaad Barre

  • I live in both countries and experience both first hand. Where do you get your info?

  • Its not Obama that got America in trouble, remember its the Clinton and bush Administration that got America stuck in the Holy Land, Obama's duty is to make sure they stay they're till prophecy fulfilled, the beast will be sacrificed upon the alter of the Lord and the innocent spared Mercy be of and for. The Devil hasn't the courage to walk to his destiny without a black escort, Obama following orders from the Lord to be. Hes only in two years being blamed for 200.

    Bilal Noor Al-haqq

  • Ok, let's see "bolshet" you're saying? The growth of beaurocratic corruption on every level, total collapse of judicial system, systematic violation of human rights, police brutality, decrease of foreign investments year-to-year, higher reliance on oil and gas exports than any other sector, total collapse of educational system, continued mass export of best Russian scientists and engineering human capital, dramatic decrease of small and midsize businesses. That what "bolshet" is. IDIOT

  • @timourkh decrease of foreign investment? higher reliance on gas and oil exports? LOLWHAT?=))))) you need to study some numbers before you can speak, friend :)

    total collapse of educational system LMFAO :)))))))) it's still not nearly as bad as the northamerican one.

    and yeah, human rights, you westerners love to talk about =))) go human-right some guantanamo bay prisoners, or gadaffi's three child grandsons. should I even mention the recent incident involving killing of children in Afghan? :)

  • Putin for Judo 2012 Olympics in London!

  • Putins like this kid threw me down.. put him in the dungeon!

  • Putin actually has a red belt now in Judo and a red/white belt in Sambo.

    The man cold fuck you up.

  • HAHAHAHAHAHA

  • the kids family was later sent to a workcamp in siberia

  • @xomiakas: Explain yourself

  • why cant julia gillard be good at judo

  • haha !!!! smiech na sali !!!

  • Too bad he's the supreme dictator, We can choose one every 4 years but your stuck with him. Ouch!!! It's too bad our leader is a commie too. I just can't wait till 2012.

  • who is this vladimir, he is still competitionising in judo?

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  • @hotszit2010 what is made in poland? Except poles, LOL!

  • @timourkh He's also one of the most bad ass things that's happened to your country 8D

  • @iChayce Now did you come to that conclusion after watching a few videos of him doing this, or do you actually know about his politics and what he's done, like an intelligent person?

  • @timourkh Thank God someone agrees with me.

  • @timourkh Bullshit.

  • @timourkh your country is russia? why is putin bad?

  • @sialuab He can't tell you because he lives in Russia. R[]fl Russia!

  • @timourkh I think Putin made a good job in 2000-2008.

    But every country needs a change. And Livia, Egypt, Tunisia prove it.

  • @chereportodoks where is livia exactly?, is it anywhere near lybia maybe?

  • @metalheadbisp Sry, I used to write Ливия.

  • @timourkh What are you talking about you bolshet. Putin made many reforms to help Russia survive after the Soviet Union.

  • It is great that being politician he is still doing such activity :) I think Putin is good example for all russians :)

  • lol that kids family now lives in siberia

  • Какой, все же, интересный менталитет и характер у русского человека: сами мы можем до потери сознания хаять эту страну, быть недовольными президентом, завидовать американцам, которые живут в стране "для людей", называть их своими друзьями и говорить "да они такие же как мы - мир, дружба", но как только они, американцы, начинают издеваться над нашей страной или президентом, то возникает острое желание послать подальше и дать в морду :)))

  • @2000Rust Эгэш!Тупые америкосы!

  • Ouch! then kid asked...u ok mr president?

  • so GAY

  • @albmyslim

    you are gay. fucking twat

  • the kid is better. Look at that sloppy attempt at the end.

  • dont fuck with this ruski

  • I wanna see him fight Bush!

  • @kingasdo111 really? You know who's going to win the fight. of course bush! haha j/k

  • he got skills

  • here are some facts about putin:

    - putin killed 10 men with bare hands in vietnam.

    - by age 12, putin had already impregnated 43 women.

    - putin was the first man in space.

    - the oxford dictionary has revised the definition for the word "badass": putin.

    - putin once carried 10 orphans out of a burning orphanage.

    - putin taught chuck norris the roundhouse-kick.

  • @JacksRectum fuck off, Chuck Norris would kick this fuckers ass anyday. Get your own jokes.

  • @njdevil281 No he couldnt, you underestimate Russian strength.

  • @njdevil281 Norris couldnt fight Putin even if he tried.

  • @JacksRectum Lest we forget, President Putin taught MJ the so called Moonwalk...

  • @JacksRectum

    What about...

    - When Putin wants to do push-ups, Chuck Norris does them for him.

    - Putin doesn't do exercise. He intimidates it into existence.

    - The expresion "bad ass" shat in its pants when Putin walked into the room.

  • Its Fedor

  • I never saw this child before this.

  • you know ive always liked Russia and the Russians, they're strong people

  • Молодец Путин, лутше бы он остался президентом, а то поставили эту куклу которая самостоятельно слово не может сказать, смешно смотреть.

  • @KankuPitbull i have a good news for you my friend... putin is still a president of russia...

  • @lexousa I know, this is true.

  • @KankuPitbull Медведев только болтать любит,политической воли не хватает .

  • @MrREZZAK Я думаю это не его вина, просто такое чувство что он говорит то что папа велел, и очень боится сделать ошыбку.Ну и пусть боится.

  • russia you have a badass president!

  • Hahahaha, the kid was probably thinking: "Really? I get to slam one of the most powerful men on earth?" SLAM! "Oh shit, he kissed me... Does that mean he's gonna put radium in my tea??? I'm so boned..."

  • @lamesurfer101

    HAHAHAHAHA... good one.

  • Hey, calm down we do understand that Obama is a good guy, and possibly only compared to George Washington, but this is a judo video, diofferent people different places.

    I do admire Mr. Putin for his job in Russia and I admire that he is a noble man and practices the sport I love:JUDO.

    Peace of mind to everyone.

  • Bullshit

  • Putin would beat Obama's ass anyday

  • Лошара бля.....

    Несопротивляющегося нормально бросить не смог, сам об себя запнулся, ноги скрутились, запутались...

    Короче сам себя наебал аж кувыркаться пришлось

  • thanks for "PUTIN" it on youtube!

  • @paladindarknite i loled

  • whats with putin kissing little boys on the head. he seems to make a habit of it

  • In soviet russia, president assassinates YOU

  • @sangwria Lol. Not actually SOVIET=p

  • @sangwria today not?

  • @sangwria hahaha that's funny because they've actually done that,, like china's president

  • @sangwria

    Or rather, I wanna be strangled by him.

  • Слава Путину ,Горою слава))

  • 0:19 that kid disappeared shortly after this lol

  • мда это ты по себя ,лошара?

  • putin got his ass kicked at first lol

  • putin told them to lose; "or else you`ll be sent to sibirian labour camp!"

    ps: in russia, ass kicks you!

  • @lordbacon82 hahaha ass kicks you that was funny

  • @lordbacon82 lmao :D

  • wow the kid throw putin down! lol

  • @Hikkiaholic Don't worry Putin won't fire his atomic bombs at him. lol ;D

  • pliz donttalk if ur an idiot

  • You wrong. Thats your father fucking idiot, and you jest a little sad fag.

  • Now I can't stop picturing him pinning down politicians and forcing them to sign bills.

  • Kim Jong ill has black belt in Brazilian Jiu Jitsu, Hapkido, Kung fu, Judo, Sambo, Kyokushin Karate, and brown belt in Jiu Jitsu Kai...

    its true, and he even once finished a 18 hole golf course in 25 shots

  • of course, and he once played basketball against NBA Dream Team, scored 275 points, 89 rebounds and an amazing 67 blocks, ALL on Shaquil O'Neal!

  • But his father, the magnificent Kim Il-sung, was even greater.

    He won the FIFA World Cup 102 times, ran 100 metres in 6 seconds and finished a 18 hole golf course in 17 shots!

  • Oh yeah, well, Obama did absolutely nothing and won the Nobel Peace Prize! Top that!

  • @G0dspelronin obama is a bitch of the new world order...

  • @G0dspelronin ....well and he did not deserve that at all!!! )))))))

  • @G0dspelronin shit, Im glad you remember that. I sure did. what a f*cking accomplishement

  • @Holret Oh...good times my friend....goood times. I'll tell that story in my rocking chair one day. :p

  • @G0dspelronin no nobel prize for KGB's , sorry

  • Putin numerous winner of the championship of high schools, the winner of the several sports organizations, the champion of the city Leningrad, the prize-winner of the Soviet union.

  • @mateah there is no belts in Sambo XD

  • no there wasnt before Kim Jong Ill started training, and now there is. He went straight from white to black belt in 45 minutes...

  • lol'd again XD

    Thanks.

  • @mateah how is that possible to get white and then 45 mins later hes a black belt

  • is that Chuck Norris you are talking about?

  • About 44 mins to get a wood chipper into the dojo.

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  • @mateah all nothing but piss on styles! sambo would fuck bjj, kyokushin is a fuckin joke! shut tha fuck up!

  • @paladindarknite How do you know kyokushin is a joke, did you even try to fight with someone? You are dreamer, this bullshido on your video is a joke, i live in us to, we can meet in a gym and you"ll show me how kyokushin is a joke. By the way why it's sambo will fck jiu jitsu, bcz of Fedor ?

  • Ever see the shirtless pics of Putin? He has man boobs.

  • Now I wanna see fight Theodore Roosevelt VS Vladimir Putin.

  • dammit, putin could conquer the world with a knife is he wants

    this guy is awesome yeah!

    GO PUTIN!

  • Putins a bad mofo

  • Did you know that Putin can allso sing and dance ballet ? he is dancing ballet since 4 years old,he allso hunting rabbits in siberia,hes nickname is "Master of Rabbits".

  • ha ha ha

  • Guess he didn't like his own Country's Sambo

  • @Dmasterman judo and sambo are about the same

  • No they aren't.

  • @ahbahpuh No they are not.

  • They're not that alike anymore, particularly with the new IJF rules in judo (no leg grabs on a first attack)

  • =) kruto djadja Wowa derjotsa

  • Does Barak Obama has a white belt in Judo?

  • Wow he's one active leader and sportsman!

  • the conflicts of the world should be settled between martial art / sports / bboy matches between the leaders of the world.

  • Damn right, instead of sending the masses into war to do the politicians dirty work, if the United Nations officially stated that a war had to be fought by the leaders of each country in an MMA sanctioned match, not only would we have much less wars but some awesome PPV's.

    Imagine this:

    "Live this Sunday, its the deathmatch of the Milennium: U.S. President, Barack Obama takes on Russian Prime Minister: Vladmir Putin for the right to oil reserves in the Artic."

    "There can be only 1 Superpower"

  • That would be totally old school if everything were settled through sportsmanship. I'd love to see that kinda thing happen =D

  • @jericho696969 I would def. pay to watch that. It would be just like the real MMA world. Putin would be the Fedor of the political world. (Fedor would prob. be his coach, ha.)

  • @jericho696969 Just don't let Dana get his filthy hands on the broadcasting rights.

  • Good God I would so watch this

  • Putin is truly amazing.

  • wow putin is able to beat up children

  • Or rather, he shows his humility by practicing with them and letting them practice their throws on him... That first guy is no child...

  • Your President can beat our president

  • And in the meantime, Obama is producing an instructional video on knitting.

  • lol

    btw i think its sambo

  • No it's judo. If it was Sambo they would be wearing shorts and have a Sambo style Kurtka on.

  • putin is a great president !!

  • 60 лет , а он в Отличной форме

  • from the entenet , you can say anything.

    but in the real time , you put a larg kok in your mouth

    krkrkrkrkrkrkrkr

  • ur a fuckin retard i do judo and he isn't 5 feet tall dumb ass o and he could kick ur ass

  • @peteykkk most possible you have a little chance in fight against him, he's quite skilled wrestler.

  • care u pravu si Putin je zakon za sve ove papke u svijetu,čovjek kakvog bi svaka država trebala imati i ja ga iznimno cijenim, , sluzio sam vojsku u nisu i kapetan mi je bio na obusi u rusiji i puno puta se sjetim tih lijepih dana,jos jednom pozdrav iz hrvatske

  • maybe he can throw down bush

  • Putin's Judo VS Bush's Fooljitsu

  • прикольно так. перед тем как бросить, типа смотрит на тренера: "Можно?"

  • putin je legenda , pozdrav iz hrvatske

  • putin je kraljina, pozdrav iz srbije

  • Great, Putin knows Judo. How bout doing something about the Russian skin-head movement that's killing innocent people, including young children, in your country.

  • Hey, I hope you say the same thing about the presidents of your country if you find a video in which they show how they spend their free time..cause your country has tons and tons of stuff that has to "be fixed", no?

  • Long live Putin. NAROD S TABOI!!

  • A man smaller than Putin?! Impossible... Ultimate example of small man syndrome ;)

    PUTIN CRUSH!

  • may be you have a small dick?

  • Hrm, I'd throw that right back at Putin; we've seen his cars and guns!

  • Beat USA plz!

  • PUTIN was a great leader and still is

  • bad picure :(

  • Kom igen nu Putin kör för fa-an!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • he let the kid throw him. what do you expect?

  • молодец президент путин ты крутой saludos desde Russia

  • I really want to see PUTIN fight with bush

  • Bush will get killed at this fight.

  • Bush will claim that Putin is using steroids of mass destruction to win.

  • no matter what the americans say about russia, putin will kill obama in a fight

  • I am American and hell yeah he would

  • what makes you think basketball is more important that a fight to the death?