Ok, so MAYBE women could do with an invention to help them pee when they're desperate.. but us men have the golden gift of being able to pee, standing up no less, just about ANYWHERE. I mean if we really have to go, we can just pee in the bushes, down an alleyway, up against some dude's mercedes... anywhere!
Could be useful at outdoor concerts and music festivals. Keeps you dry if it rains, perhaps, and you can just let rip without having to work your way through the crowd. I don't think it's that crazy of an idea. I've met people who wear nappies at metal gigs if they're up the front so they don't have to work their way through the crowd and back to simply take a piddle.
I don't see a big market for this. Pretty much everyone is used to planning their days so that the can go when they need to. Most people wouldn't want to carry this everywhere all the time for those few occasions when the need arises. And then, of course, you need to empty and clean it after each(?) use... Other than that, I think it's a decent idea.
This might be a marketable product if it was just a lot easier to carry around. If I were to go traveling, I probably would bring a "bladder buddy" along if it was cheap and could fit into a pants pocket. But I'd rather go hunt for a secluded tree than sling that thing over my shoulder all day.
Actually, it wouldn't be so bad if everyone used it..we have pretty much EVERYTHING in a portable form now, why not a toilet? He's actually true: Others won't see more than when you go to a normal toilet, and less than when you go into the bushes.
So...yeah, this would be a great idea if people weren't acting all stupid and childish about OMG BEING NAKED IN PUBLIC WHILE ACTUALLY NOBODY CAN SEE YOU EWWW HOW CAN HE EVEN PROPOSE THIS, HE'S SUCH AN EWWY GUY!!
At first I was skeptical, but he sould me with the leather and rhinestones. When I go to a Selena or Celia Cruz tribute show, what better way to fit in than to look like a gay, urine-filled piñata?
Now, this guy, because of his appearance, freaked out the judges from the beginning. Plus, his invention is something that probably only a small number of the human population would not have a problem using (myself not included), will NEVER catch on in the mainstream and will never be mass-produced or marketed. And for that, I'm glad. Plus, in a way I kind of feel sorry for this guy. The fact that he went on TV and admitted that he thought that THIS was a good idea! Oh well.
as humans, we can land men on the moon, know this universe is 13.7 billion years old, but if we want to piss in public we need the worlds biggest condom????? aren,t we smart apes?
The second he mentioned the leather option I knew it would only be a matter of time before I see some biker with one of these trying to piss on his harley.
he presented wrong condiitions to wrong people... I guess that could be very useful in extreme conditions like in snowy and windy mountains. you wouldn't want to get your dick frozen. or maybe for austronauts. however I guess they're alreading having something like this
If I saw this guy on the street, I would instinctively shoot him in the brain due to the fact that he resembles Christopher Walkens embalmed, zombified corpse.
This is the greatest invention I ever seen, it will revolutionize fashion! Imagine, entire gangs of people wearing the Bladder Buddy, freed from the slavery of the tyrant known as the "urinal". Finally, we can piss were ever we desire. Pee-pee as free as 2 year olds!
This is the greatest invention I ever seen, it will revolutionize fashion! Imagine, entire gangs of people wearing the Bladder Buddy, freed from the slavery of the tyrant known as the "urinal". Finally, we can piss were ever we desire. Pee-pee as free as 2 year olds!
What's sad is that Hector thought the bald guy was complimenting him when he said "Thousands of inventions I've seen, I've never seen anything, ANYTHING, that even approaches this. The "no, no, no, no, no, NO, NO!" was priceless.
lmao the dumb grin he got hen the fat guy said he has neve rsen anyting like this was fuckin priceless. he was thinkin aww yea theyre luvin my piss cape
but wasnt america colonised by england then every other country on the planet,so the infrastructure was really put there by europeans.i certainly dont remember navajo inventing europe.maybe canoe's but not europe lol
The dumb shmuck looks like a fuckin' moslem in that thing. Put on the headscarf with eye slit. If he'd invent something that would get rid of islam and everything islamic, then he'd be doing something.
I just piss wherever I damn well feel like it. I don't care if there is anyone looking or what. I'm already a registered sex offender, so why the fuck not?
BULLSHIT!! THOSE JUDGES SUCK!! he could sell that in Landscape stores,. id buy that,..i worked landscape and always had to pee and no restrooms around residential areas,..lose a lot of time driving to gas stations to pee,.in the hot weather we drank tons of water!! GOOD IDEA!! if you dont agree,your wrong
@puffadderbite Then buy the one invented years ago that you wear UNDER your clothes so you don't look like a freak of nature mowing someone's yard in a suit carrier.
Holy shit, he even sounds like Walken... If you have a dodgy connection, he pauses mid sentence and everything!
calimero2503 5 days ago
i love the judges reaction at 2:05
loradam121 1 week ago in playlist American Inventor I
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
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Ok, so MAYBE women could do with an invention to help them pee when they're desperate.. but us men have the golden gift of being able to pee, standing up no less, just about ANYWHERE. I mean if we really have to go, we can just pee in the bushes, down an alleyway, up against some dude's mercedes... anywhere!
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CBAnimator 1 week ago
I could have used this that time I was busted pissing in a motel stairwell.
brucewayne79 1 week ago
great for other country not in america
thegreatkoua 1 week ago
Could be useful at outdoor concerts and music festivals. Keeps you dry if it rains, perhaps, and you can just let rip without having to work your way through the crowd. I don't think it's that crazy of an idea. I've met people who wear nappies at metal gigs if they're up the front so they don't have to work their way through the crowd and back to simply take a piddle.
BrideAndGroomFilmsHD 1 month ago 2
a body bag with a hole
Ezldor 1 month ago
xD
howareyouedible 1 month ago
He would piss on himself not being able to see his penis
QCPurdue23 1 month ago
just you wait this will be huge in Japan
TheProjektcc 1 month ago
1:19 YOU LOOK ERNEST THE VAMPIRE
gingerbread185 1 month ago
Foolish man....Thats what a tube and 2 waterbottles tied around your ankles are for :)
anthonywhistler 2 months ago
Finally a bed pan that's both stylish and practical.
I can tell it was based on the popular trashbag style the homeless people use.
I mean really; it's about time someone reinvents the diaper.
meric2 2 months ago
I'd rather pee behind a bush or in an alleyway or something
composednostalgia 2 months ago
I think they already sell this in Japan.
Youtuuuber 2 months ago
seanbaby
geredu99 3 months ago 3
And then he moves to germany and sews people mouths to others asses.
mazzyroxs 3 months ago 4
I don't see a big market for this. Pretty much everyone is used to planning their days so that the can go when they need to. Most people wouldn't want to carry this everywhere all the time for those few occasions when the need arises. And then, of course, you need to empty and clean it after each(?) use... Other than that, I think it's a decent idea.
thegibsonfromhell 3 months ago
@thegibsonfromhell
This might be a marketable product if it was just a lot easier to carry around. If I were to go traveling, I probably would bring a "bladder buddy" along if it was cheap and could fit into a pants pocket. But I'd rather go hunt for a secluded tree than sling that thing over my shoulder all day.
logik316 2 months ago
Shut up and take my money
chocho999 3 months ago
is this for real and ive got a better invention its called a diaper
Bettdog101 3 months ago
What's with all the Christopher Walken comparisons, this guy looks nothing like him. Looks more like a puerto rican version of Steve Buscemi/dracula.
Lavern4101 4 months ago
@Lavern4101 They are not comparing him because of his looks. It's his voice. :)
LadyMidnightBluu 3 months ago
@LadyMidnightBluu I guess I can hear some resemblance except Hector a latino accent.
Lavern4101 3 months ago
on what planet was this a good idea?
np02058 4 months ago
so its a suit bag with a ziplock bag inside?
boethiah12 5 months ago
Actually, it wouldn't be so bad if everyone used it..we have pretty much EVERYTHING in a portable form now, why not a toilet? He's actually true: Others won't see more than when you go to a normal toilet, and less than when you go into the bushes.
So...yeah, this would be a great idea if people weren't acting all stupid and childish about OMG BEING NAKED IN PUBLIC WHILE ACTUALLY NOBODY CAN SEE YOU EWWW HOW CAN HE EVEN PROPOSE THIS, HE'S SUCH AN EWWY GUY!!
/childish inventor judge mode off
HaichaoTeaLover 5 months ago 4
So how many of us are here from the cracked article?
tehya 5 months ago 2
He looks like the doctor from the Human Centipede.
segaface 6 months ago 6
prototype of the stilsuit - too bad we don't live on Arrakis.
lauramitrea 6 months ago
" The people that were waiting at the bus stop - they KNEW I was doing something out-of-the-ordinary :)"
That doesn't help your chances..
KSt0k3 6 months ago
I lost it when he said he tried this thing in front of a bus stop.
lakobause 6 months ago
Does it kill the purpose of this thing if I want mine to be transparent?
ColdDog24 6 months ago 3
Christopher Walken's even crazier when he's from Mexico.
dborks 6 months ago
At first I was skeptical, but he sould me with the leather and rhinestones. When I go to a Selena or Celia Cruz tribute show, what better way to fit in than to look like a gay, urine-filled piñata?
rabidrabbitshuggers 6 months ago
Do you really want a guy THIS detached from, reality, sanity and logic near your mouth with drills? Oh sweet Mary.
rabidrabbitshuggers 6 months ago
2:34- NO NONONONO JUST NO!
HaraMecheo98 6 months ago
every time the camera went to him while the judges commented on it, it looked like he was planning their deaths. creepy.
evrycliquegrl 6 months ago
What if there is no bathrooms and you have to go number one.
Why not just piss in a bush or down an alley. Seriously this is far worse then those options.
alexgov191 6 months ago
creep ass
SirHolme 6 months ago
Omfg he actually sounds like Christopher Walken...he should do impressions!
Johnsen572 6 months ago
but if everyone know what it is then they will know what they do behind that shit :P
INz4aNe 7 months ago
Voolish child! I have been peeing the whole time! blah!
shinra18 7 months ago 47
@shinra18 Cracked?
LizaMMX 6 months ago 4
@LizaMMX Cracked!
spyergirl4 6 months ago 2
@spyergirl4 Yes indeed. Cracked. Blah!
ArthurFWTaylor 6 months ago
The piss vampire
Barl3000 7 months ago
This guy is an idiot.
And he's also a dentist.
Sweet Dreams!
rabidrabbitshuggers 7 months ago
@rabidrabbitshuggers worse he's a dentist and a pee fetishist and an idiot. sweet dreams!!!
Separikakku 6 months ago
this invention takes the piss.
Sidowse 7 months ago 5
Now, this guy, because of his appearance, freaked out the judges from the beginning. Plus, his invention is something that probably only a small number of the human population would not have a problem using (myself not included), will NEVER catch on in the mainstream and will never be mass-produced or marketed. And for that, I'm glad. Plus, in a way I kind of feel sorry for this guy. The fact that he went on TV and admitted that he thought that THIS was a good idea! Oh well.
TheDreReichDude 7 months ago
Now there are japanese people winning money selling almost the same product
watch?v=NL6IM6g5zB8
NinoScript 8 months ago
Id raher piss in the frickin street!
6Zach26 8 months ago
0:08 OMG he looks like Barney Fife!
jrig123 8 months ago
I like how he starts nodding when the guy with glasses tells him he hasn't seen anything like it, as if it were a compliment
FractalBolt 8 months ago
as humans, we can land men on the moon, know this universe is 13.7 billion years old, but if we want to piss in public we need the worlds biggest condom????? aren,t we smart apes?
userwl2850 8 months ago
Oh my God, Christopher Walken's corpse has returned from beyond the grave!
Kill it! Kill it with weapons!
AbstractLife13 9 months ago 2
@AbstractLife13 Oh my god, you almost word for word took that from Cracked! Super original combo!
Raver256 9 months ago
@Raver256 Yeah, dude, I'm the first person to make a Christopher Walken joke too!
Because, it's not possible for two people to watch something and have similar thoughts about it, ever.
AbstractLife13 9 months ago
The second he mentioned the leather option I knew it would only be a matter of time before I see some biker with one of these trying to piss on his harley.
Justinh789 9 months ago
Hi, Christopher Walken here with The Bladder Buddy!
mmazingace 9 months ago
he's like Christopher Walken with AISD and a hair dye
TapasBarAmsterdam 9 months ago
...
3:05 "you're a popsicle"
plesiosunny 9 months ago
omg
tatarqa 10 months ago
61 People were at the bus stop.
K5LAPro 10 months ago 4
xD hahaha amazing
zeldaferrero 10 months ago
"No. No, no, no, no, no. No. NO!" LOLL XD
DistortedCookie 11 months ago
Christopher Walken has a great invention here.
JuiceboxBeyotch 11 months ago 34
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i feel sorry for him
pivotkid85 11 months ago
lol he's freaking funny !
flaregunsx26x 11 months ago
the people at the bus stop knew I was doing something out of the ordinary.
6thHorseMan 11 months ago 5
The only situation where this would be practical is like camping and whatnot...but they already have portable latrines and pee pouches lol
xxsandmanxx02 11 months ago
fuck that, i will pay the fine for pissing on the sidewalk!
junkyturd 11 months ago 3
the leather and rhinestone one
seonvittumeitsi 11 months ago
i would buy one
seonvittumeitsi 11 months ago
Glad he doesn't work for my dentist. Now we all know where his hands are when they're not in someones mouth!
iamtheeggman1967 1 year ago
Christopher Walken in disguise
titaniumweasel 1 year ago
he presented wrong condiitions to wrong people... I guess that could be very useful in extreme conditions like in snowy and windy mountains. you wouldn't want to get your dick frozen. or maybe for austronauts. however I guess they're alreading having something like this
alexgrinkov 1 year ago
this is such an EPIC FAIL!
captslow94 1 year ago
poor guy, that´s all i can say
vakama94 1 year ago
This made me laugh so hard.
Devikvampire 1 year ago
I rather wear diapers
BloodyNoobsx 1 year ago 2
OHAI MARK
segaface 1 year ago
I vwant to suck your money!
EliteUberNinjaCyborg 1 year ago
why wont you invent something to shit on.......
wildcamel1983 1 year ago 2
Why does this guy remind me of Tommy Wiseau ?
pritishsai 1 year ago 5
You gotta be kidding me! ...this guy's more of a stand up comic
norwegcat 1 year ago
What If someone in America is seperated at the waist?
skippy1239 1 year ago
Reminds me of the human centipede doctor
magget16 1 year ago 3
@magget16 THIS!
segaface 1 year ago
After watching this video, you will need to pee.
TheHonp 1 year ago
Thank god for depends
Drummin4justice 1 year ago
If I stood at the bus stop wearing a plastic garment bag fumbling with my frontal area to relieve myself, Id be arrested...WTF?...
GreenEyedMusic 1 year ago
Man that is crazy !! , what an idea , I mean wtf ! r u stupid ?
Suprem3Gamer 1 year ago
vaginal funnel!
DeepestBluestDay 1 year ago
ITS A CHRISTOPHER WALKIN CLONE!!
someguyperson6 1 year ago 2
What a nut case lol
Geistxxxx 1 year ago
"with a special closing device" that shit's a ziplock baggy.
lukegllcc 1 year ago
Barry Pepper.
SunStridar 1 year ago
you can continue on your way.,,with a bag full of piss.
asshatnowhere159 1 year ago 5
"what about women?" and this guy brings out a funnel like thing and a zip lock bag LOL
theman0818 1 year ago 6
might as well as jerk off in it too while you are at it LOL
theman0818 1 year ago 3
Edward Cullen when everyone gets over that Twilight bullshit.
AldirTWCspammer 1 year ago 2
@AldirTWCspammer Now thats a really bad movie lol
Geistxxxx 1 year ago
/facepalm
tripleguy031 1 year ago
the women pee in dixie cups
LaLaLeo11 1 year ago
Whenever one is at a public park and there's no restroom, why hold it in? Just go behind a tree ya know.
Rawk4Life 1 year ago
why does he sound so much like christopher walken D:
L4D2Tour 1 year ago
2:33 he was thinking the whole time he was saying that in a good way hahahaha
PibbXtra08 1 year ago
God he looks like Jennifer Lopez husband Marc Anthony! lol
MILTEO 1 year ago
Its not really that discreate coz every one will know what you are doing when you are wearing a black bag.
erehgregrhegrhegr 1 year ago
Cracked.com
:b
Underdog121488 1 year ago
2:42 His surprised disappointment is actually kind of sad to watch.
AdudenamedKemp 1 year ago
If I saw this guy on the street, I would instinctively shoot him in the brain due to the fact that he resembles Christopher Walkens embalmed, zombified corpse.
Apollomasque 1 year ago
@Apollomasque Cracked.com
AdudenamedKemp 1 year ago
@Apollomasque I thought that he looked like Christopher Walken too! But I could see him being the lovechild of Steve Buschemi and Don Knotts.
comicbookgirl17 1 year ago
How could a 52-year-old trained professional actually think that is a good idea?
GusF 1 year ago
Because nothing is fancier than leather with rhinestones.
CharlesTonWiggle 1 year ago
On the bus, they probably thought he was being a standard perve, not a "revolutionist".
DustinKingFilms 1 year ago
He's a vampire.
CIApunisher916 1 year ago 82
@CIApunisher916 and he likes to suck piss instead of blood :)
TalkingWithMeRADIO 1 year ago
@TalkingWithMeRADIO - If he gave them a few jabs in the kidneys then he'd have a bloody piss combo!
warpwar 1 year ago
THAT's why all the women are wearing these cloaks in Iran
junkypoet 1 year ago
He never drinks wine...
Piccolo49 1 year ago
it kind of frightens me that this man is a dental hygienist
BravisTrickle 1 year ago
Only in america lol
Geistxxxx 1 year ago
Oh god what if you don't close the bag exactly and it gets everywhere? OH GOD THE HORRORS...Screw this video..
ADamnedAthiest 1 year ago
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This is the greatest invention I ever seen, it will revolutionize fashion! Imagine, entire gangs of people wearing the Bladder Buddy, freed from the slavery of the tyrant known as the "urinal". Finally, we can piss were ever we desire. Pee-pee as free as 2 year olds!
Octane64 1 year ago
This is the greatest invention I ever seen, it will revolutionize fashion! Imagine, entire gangs of people wearing the Bladder Buddy, freed from the slavery of the tyrant known as the "urinal". Finally, we can piss were ever we desire. Pee-pee as free as 2 year olds!
Octane64 1 year ago
Carry it on your back??? its gonna make a splashing sound as u walk!!! O_O
Kirbyblue96 1 year ago
Christopher Walken!
jazcash 1 year ago
@jazcash cracked.com?
AdudenamedKemp 1 year ago
Id rather have the golf-club pee holder, thank you very much.
jujuto1 1 year ago
What's sad is that Hector thought the bald guy was complimenting him when he said "Thousands of inventions I've seen, I've never seen anything, ANYTHING, that even approaches this. The "no, no, no, no, no, NO, NO!" was priceless.
Rawk4Life 1 year ago 2
Now if he invented a device to where you could also flush it down a sewer when you were done, that'd be impressive.
Rawk4Life 1 year ago
he sound's like uri geller
thefirstrebirthlive 1 year ago
and what about number twooo??
ShinyToyGuns101 1 year ago
you can not see me, *Fap fap fap fap*
iamagiantseaturd 1 year ago 67
...Christopher Walken?
PwnageSoul 1 year ago
@PwnageSoul ...Cracked.com?
AdudenamedKemp 1 year ago
"i fold it neatly, place it over my shoulder, and then i can just continue on my way."
Oh, i just have a bag of urine hanging over my shoulder. no biggie.
And his name is even creepy. And he's cleaning people's teeth somewhere.
twirlingparasol 1 year ago 8
lmao the dumb grin he got hen the fat guy said he has neve rsen anyting like this was fuckin priceless. he was thinkin aww yea theyre luvin my piss cape
hereisthekhonch 1 year ago 7
@hereisthekhonch PISS CAPE HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
twirlingparasol 1 year ago
Its an hybrid of James Woods and Marc Anthony!!
guanchitopt 1 year ago
hector looks like a bond villain
meanmuggah11 1 year ago
And what about... -cleaning- that thing :S
Cruxiz 1 year ago
ima ues dis niga mouf as ma balder budy ya herd meh~? ahahaaaaaaha suka@
habbs415 1 year ago
"now what about women?" lolz....
XxArkhamxAsylumxX 1 year ago 3
3:16
Daklon 1 year ago
no, no ,no ,no no
rubberbandman03 1 year ago
ASS
abc12317able 1 year ago
that guy was so "pissed " at the end
usergroupX 1 year ago 4
I fucking want one
FiberLightning 1 year ago
copy that in youtube serch : Deutsche Erfindungen / German Inventions <-----
answer from Germany
TheDaldi8800 1 year ago
LMAO
wouldnt people see your....thingy? I don't think nobody wants to carry a used toilet around!
heypeople123 1 year ago
The guy look like the bad guy from the hulk LOL
Anddos25 1 year ago
yupe :).
ImaginaryLegion 1 year ago
i remember this show :)
esquimalt1 1 year ago
The bald guy will have nightmares forever
Ronin27x 1 year ago
Americans invented Europe.
Americans invented the Universe.
Americans invented... Well actually there isn't anything Americans DIDN'T INVENT!
HardBodyNyC 1 year ago
but wasnt america colonised by england then every other country on the planet,so the infrastructure was really put there by europeans.i certainly dont remember navajo inventing europe.maybe canoe's but not europe lol
gamer1st 1 year ago
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Americans are the highest evolutionary form of any group of people.
Anglo-AMERICANS are far superior to Anglo-Britons, Anglo-Australians etc...
Puerto Ricans in America are FAR superior to Puerto Ricans in Puerto Rico.
Chinese Americans are far superior to Chinese people in China.
HardBodyNyC 1 year ago
so, where can i buy one of these?
rsuriyop 1 year ago
lol This guy should be a Christopher Walken impersonator.
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The dumb shmuck looks like a fuckin' moslem in that thing. Put on the headscarf with eye slit. If he'd invent something that would get rid of islam and everything islamic, then he'd be doing something.
islamstillsucksallah 1 year ago
they should invent something to rid dumb people like you
kleung03 1 year ago 2
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islamstillsucksallah 1 year ago
LMAO
zinger1500 1 year ago
I just piss wherever I damn well feel like it. I don't care if there is anyone looking or what. I'm already a registered sex offender, so why the fuck not?
bjsparntz 1 year ago 3
Nobody's too good to piss in a suit carrier!
What? You are a woman and don't have a built in tube?
Then stick THIS in your vagina you filthy whore!
Apollomasque 1 year ago 3
Facepalm
AquaInertia 1 year ago
umm.. i hope theres also a toilet paper roll for women and a sink for everyone to wash their hands....
Decoy8 1 year ago
It's great for hiking, or road trips in places where there aren't enough public toilets. Heck, even armies would find this useful!
ruanpingshan 1 year ago
Hiking? Road trips? Why do you need a poncho to pee in the great outdoors?
Just find a nice secluded spot with a tree, and get down to business.
And you would think the army men would have more pressing concerns in their mind than peeing.
Linklic 1 year ago
It probably would work for the incontient but thats pretty much it.
msxenix 2 years ago
lol
theRYNchannel 2 years ago
BULLSHIT!! THOSE JUDGES SUCK!! he could sell that in Landscape stores,. id buy that,..i worked landscape and always had to pee and no restrooms around residential areas,..lose a lot of time driving to gas stations to pee,.in the hot weather we drank tons of water!! GOOD IDEA!! if you dont agree,your wrong
puffadderbite 2 years ago
@puffadderbite Then buy the one invented years ago that you wear UNDER your clothes so you don't look like a freak of nature mowing someone's yard in a suit carrier.
icemachine79 1 year ago