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  • lol funny stuff!

    i read this book in school and about the grits...

    our teacher did a demonstration and when the grits are uncooked they are like sharp or something so kneeling on them is actually painful, he got a few cuts on his knees when he showed us. he said it was a common punishment in the south or something, where grits are popular.

  • Woooow u are a MORON! But just to let u know, grits don't start off warm & mushy dipshit. & her getting her period was to show she was entering her womanhood, her father didn't rape her u pervert

  • i like this book so shut up!

  • wow, your dumb -_____-  ...............

  • so judgmental...

  • I'm reading all these comments about the book. How did this book "suck"? Was it not exciting enough for you? This book was REAL. What, so T. Ray wasn't the killer by a surprise plot twist, but putting this book up with Twilight? Give me a break. The characters were real, they weren't bland, unlike so many characters I've seen. Wake up, people.

  • DUDE! you got this review sooo wrong!!! did you even read it? this book was great. and ur review was completely wrong!

  • i would just like to say:

    even if you didn't like the book some things you said were really immature.

  • You got lots of things wrong in this review, did you even read it? It's a fantastic book.

  • umm....did u even read this book really?? i mean ur review was funny but u got a lot of stuff wrong

  • umm...she knows what happened to her mother at the beginning of the book

  • your hilarious =]

  • I loved this book! It may be because I'm a girl and connected with the strength of the female community shown in the novel.

  • i remeber watching this vid like 2 years ago didnt this have over 1 mill views

  • thats not what happens u fucking retard

    read then tell

  • always hated book reading with a passion. eventually despite the hw copying and such i had no choice. my vocabulary at school is great. i love writing stories but i wont even read them.

    this book sucked dick nuff said

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  • This book review is awesome!!!

  • She runs away because her father is a jerk and she wants to know what happened to her mother. Her father won't tell her anything. She may be a little immature, but that's to be expected because she's fourteen and not an adult yet. Plus she really hasn't had anybody there to teach her except Rosaleen. There really is know reason to like T Ray AT ALL. But honestly I respect you for your opinion I just don't agree with a lot it. Your review was quite entertaining and funny... I'll give you that.

  • are you dumb, stupid, or just mental ; wat type of person............

  • Did your parents drop you on your head? Don't make yourself sound smart draw knowledge!

  • No! No! No! Well is this a joke, or is this what you get, otherwise very exaggerated!

  • she did not sleep with anyone in the peach feild...

  • I think that part was a joke.

  • The book and movie was awesome!

  • What?? how can you defend T-Ray?? Lily is young and becuase you said she always complains about everything (e.g. working at the peach farm), life must be boring for her and she wants more!

    and you totally ignored things like T-Ray forgot her birthday and didn't want to help Rosaleen! Plus, he always blamed Lily for her mothers death!

    Lily is young, she can learn from her mistakes, T-Ray is just a bad father. And a child abuser.

  • I loved the book.

    I wish someone uploaded the full movie online.

  • I actually really liked the book. It was very well-written to me.

  • this book is good and your review sucks

  • can u review the movie?

  • You should read Twilight and do a review on that. Not THAT would be the best review ever.

  • i puked after reading this.

  • Why?

  • i wanna read it just to see how shit it is lol

  • Really good video

    Continue reviewing

  • haha

    i liked the SLOB part

    and i like the voice changes.

    but i actually like this book, but a lot of parts annoyed

  • in the movie, he actually does have her kneel on some grits and no they are not cooked, but yet she has marks from em which seemed quite odd 2 me. it did not bring up the part where she was supposedly raped by T-Ray. the movie followed a lot of the book, but was critiqued a lil differently. things usually are in movies 4 every genre.

  • wow good points. I never really thought about some of this stuff.

    I just didn't like the book because It was too slow and had too much annoying drama in it.

  • I READ UP 2 CHAP 2 IT SUCKED

  • wait  a second pal!!!! break out rosaline out of the hospital>? cuz she got arrested? huh?

  • Mental Hospital.

  • dude i just wanna say your a joker.....make more reviews!

  • My God you read The Secret Life of Bees through to the END?!

    *Awed*

    Wow. I got as far as the third chapter and then gave up. I found out what happened in the rest of the book by asking the librarian.

    What other books did you have to choose from?

    Cause if Jane Austen or Charlotte Bronte was there you should have picked one of those. Cos SLOB did suck. It is one of the crappest books I have ever read. Down there with Twilight and Great Gatsby.

  • Great Gatsby?!?! WAAH 0.0 Quite an excellent book in my opinion. Well to each his own.

  • Well it hasn't complete crap but I really hated that bloody Daisy. Gatsby was an idiot to have fallen for her and an even bigger idiot for saying he was the one who drove the car. Tom was a freak. It was like The Conegathers ending where they all die and theres supposed to be HOPE but honestly you just feel What The Hell was that?! *headdesk*

    You know how you can hate books that are written well and do have a good story? Thats Gatsby for me.

  • @jimmybenkins Too bad Great Gatsby is now going to be a terrible movie since Baz Lurhmann (The guy who made Moulin Rogue!) is going to direct.

  • @thornewood9 i am in love with this book.

  • Lilly sounds like a real bitch.

    Hahaha.

  • holy fuckin shit this is fuckin halariouse

  • you make great points, but I like this book

  • Fair enough

  • This made me rofl. So much :D

    Nice video man :P

  • I had to read this book for my ap english class...*sigh* shouldve picked to kill a mocking bird.

  • FUNNIEST GUY ON YOUTUBE!

  • clerks are awsome and so are u

  • "YABETTAKNEELAWNDEMGWITS!!!!!"­

  • LOL u r awesome.

  • the movie of this sucked.

  • lol you better kneel on them grits

  • HAH you sound like randal from "Clerks" btw this is not a insult

  • LOL he does....

  • YOU'D BETTER KNEEL ON THEM GRITS!!! lol

  • i AM CRYING im laughing so hard

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  • You know what, I've read "Mao" and "War and Peace" so you can get the hell out of my face.

  • dude ur awsome XD

  • I like the SLOB bit

  • You know what, dude? You sound like Randall from Clerks. You have that thick, sarcastic uncaring undertone to it. And it's super funny when you're trashing stuff.

  • ur 1 funny guy man u take the piss so good lol.

  • lol that sux for her.

  • Scarf metaphor is great.

  • That's actually a pop culture reference as well. Happened to an actress back in the... 50's, I think.

  • U BETTER KNEEL ON THEM GRITS!!!!!!!! lmao X100 lolX100000000

  • hahaha this is fantastic. And I caught the cultural reference, though a name slips my mind at the moment :P

  • haha. S.L.O.B., "i dont know why, but omehow it fits...", haha cracks me up!

  • HAHA she complains because her dad doesn't let her fuck strange boys!

    HAHA ROFL

  • hah a that rocked, u should do a jacob have i loved one. theres really a part when the teenage girl falls in love with and old man becase his hands were so sexy that they made her parts do crazy things. that was an actual passage in the book

  • what the fuck good review horrible book

  • lol love your vids read that book its shit thanks for telling me the end in 2

  • you ruined my scarf!!!!

  • I am completely with you

    all this stuff makes me laugh

    HA

  • dud jimmybenkins lol fucking funny bro

  • i hate dakota fanning, it's ironic that she's playing a selfish bytch in a movie^^

  • hahahahah "so, long boring section of the story short" lol, mate, you're a fuckin genius

  • HA, HA! HILARIOUS!!!

  • S.L.O.B lol lol lol dude holy skit my class had to read this pease of raped stale shit and we watched this in our youth center holy krist dude you got it perfectly

  • GOD I LOVE U JIMMY

  • lol u are ace and funny

  • "i dunno why, but for some reason it fits"!!! XD

  • lol I know a girl named Lily and shes a bitch also lol

  • 14... :O

  • how old is she

  • Fifteen.

  • WTF i looked at the tralier after this just to see how shit the movie would look and dakota* Faning* is like 10 isnt she so thats just fucked

  • nah, she's 14 and turns fifteen in February.

  • this book did suck

  • Sub'd. Your awesome

  • I luv how your voice changes at 4:58 made em giggle

    btw that book sounds EPIC

    =D!

  • screw you dick, everyone has his opinion. Not everyone reads gay stuff like you.

  • Love these vids. If you'd have a radio show, Jimmy... I'd be an avid fan, no joke.

  • Hilarious. can't wait for part 2.

  • stand up for what she belives in... THEIVERY

  • I want peole who have read the book to coment on this :D , The movie is coming out for aus october 17, near my birthday so thats fkn bullshit, a shit movie playing on my birthday.. great!!!!..

  • I am vastly enjoying this. You have a good voice and are pretty funny. I can't wait for part two and I hope you continue on to review other books.

  • omfg my teacher read this shit book to us in the 6th grade and i tottaly agree

  • You have a smooth voice. Good for radio.

  • dude your so fucking funny

    i wish i had ur wit

  • great review dude!

  • And they're actually making a movie for this?!

  • part two ?

  • yet to be crafted

  • awesome videos keep them coming

  • my sister is getting the book.xD

  • LOL this book sounds terrible, i watched because of your "brief plot synopsis" on your upcoming movies video whcih was also really funny

  • i so agree with you...i am reading this book for english class and i agree on everything you said

  • lmao don't have a picture for that one lol

  • YES! It's here!

  • AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!

    Wow! There is NOTHING funnier on youtube than Jimmybenkins videos.

    Omg. So funny.

  • Agreed.

  • Nice..thx

  • What kind of a fucked up book is this? Thanks for the advice of worst book ever. this story sounds so corny and you really wanna cry and shit. No one in the country is gonna see this piece of crap except sicko's

  • OMG , can't stop laughing! can't believe that they are making a movie out of this! LOL,, love to see part 2 :)

  • Dude wow this book sounds sooooo awful and vial and horribley written it actualy sounds like an insane person wrote it im gonna take your advice and not reading the book

  • FUNNY!!!!!!

  • This FN movie?

    Anyway so I my last comment was all to short and I just have to say that this review seems so acurate and I think that Lilly sounds liek the biggest pain in the ass. Can't wait to see part two. I can only imagine that the book gets a lot worse.

  • Yay! Oh my gosh, you are too hilarious. If you find the time, keep um comming!

  • dude that was funny bro and that book sounds like shit but ima read it just for shits and giggles

  • that was funny, this book sounds fucking stupid. but man your funny, especially in that movie one.DON'T FUCKING READ THIS BOOK!

  • First comment yeah this sounds like dumbass book

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