2007-07-16 Opie and Anthony: "I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry" and Other Awful Movie Posters

[boothesquirrel]

My aunt showed me and her younger daughter Milk Money when I was over at her house once, when I was in like kindergarten or something. The only thing I remember is my mom asking why the hell she'd show us that, hopefully I'll remember being molested soon so I can use it as masturbation fuel.

[hisoj]

I remember the trailer for milk money was on my vhs of batman returns (I think) and it was honestly the first time in my life I saw a trailer for a movie and instantly hated it

[CertifiedGooner729]

lol I didn't know what Nick Nolte movie he was talking about. I googled it. I remember being pissed off when I saw it too.

[MissDeeCole]

chuck and larry was very enjoyable.

[TomMSTie]

@HeLovesCulture I only remember walking by the TV as my mom - who is a glutton for this drivel - was watching it, and that line made me want to projectile vomit.

I have nothing against love stories, but these awful Hollywood "Just add water" ones piss me off.

[ajharker]

"C'mon dad! Get in a relationship cuz mom's dead or somethin'!"

[SeeYouNextTuesday0]

The milk money poster is just as enraging as the video cover. It really looks like they just took cutouts of the actors and pasted them on a white background. Then they added a few pairs of kid's hands on Ed Harris's bottom. UGH.

[eviltube1111]

I love experimental/avant-garde jazz bands, but I couldn't give a shit for the mainstream jazz the radio loves to play.

[SoShaLLitBeDumb]

mom's dead...or something

[dsriggs]

Ol' giraffe neck Norton

[theEvilpercent]

Nothing but fag, pussy comedies nowadays.

[Nightwing690]

the movie poster should of had adam sandler naked and sucking kevins cock to just show how much the movie sucks XD

[aliensexgangchildren]

"mom's dead or something" idk but that line had me screaming laughing

[shrookins]

Shut up with your jazz. HAHAHAHAHH!!

[eyehatemyjob]

Oh shit Just put Crooks at the top of my Netflix queue. Can't wait to see lil Jimmy in a movie and see what he does with his hands.

[OboxerU]

And Melanie Griffith plays a prostitute in Milk Money, which makes the movie even more fucked up that the kids (who paid to see her tits early in the movie, I might add) want Ed Harris to marry her.

[AquinasRouter]

w/e fuck kevin james for blowing off O&A. I wouldnt wanna listen to that hack anyway.

[thedancemetaltwins]

Jimmy looks good on that cover, he looks less bridge troll than usual.

[Pr0jectWeird1605]

Yea, this movie did stink worse than lil Yimmys belly button on a good day ;)

Never seen it, but by the way it looks, ya.

Fuck that fat bastard Kevin James. Him and his horrible acting.

[Debutante24]

LMFAO @ them bringing up Jimmy's movie!

[bhlaab]

i saw that crooks movie it was fucking TERRIBLE

[Gballz1981]

Anthony is a man who understands my pain, I do the same thing with Album cover art, magazine cover ...I get it I really do and there is no reason or answer as to why the fuck people like us do this.

[Andros1921]

I only look at the scene where she shows her tits

[angela1894]

Are they implying steve martin is gay.

[TomMSTie]

God damn I hate Milk Money. There this one terrible sappy line about "Where can you touch a woman that drives her crazy...her heart."

EKCH!!!

[hunghunk2006]

god damn that quote gave me douche chills, never seen the movie because i've heard how terrible it is---this solidifies it lol

[TomMSTie]

Other than Melanie Griffith dressed all slutty showing lots of cleavage, the movie is a complete waste of time. The only reason to buy this on DVD would be if you ran out of clay pigeons. PULL! K-BLAM!

[hunghunk2006]

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[TomMSTie]

Thank you.

[sportyfrunk]

Maybe they meant with a steak knife?

[johnclavis]

I'm with ya, Ant! The worst are the ones where two people are supposed to be lovers, but on the poster/cover, the bigger star is looking at the camera (i.e. making eye contact with YOU) while their less-famous co-star is looking at the bigger star. Example: While You Were Sleeping. It's such contrived BS -- they're trying to get you to emotionally connect with the bigger star, so they have them look at you to try to make that connection. Fuck you, Hollywood!