What if...?

[92Payka]

If we all did that?! The world would plunge into chaos.

[scooby201285]

THIS IS SO LAME!!! OMFG!!! opps was that blasphemy...i dont care, cause if 'god' did write the bible through 'prohets' and other 'people' then i would be smiten before i could post this comment...still here LOLZ

[nhopez]

what if...you suck my balls? fkng retard religous robot, if you ever read the bible, and i hope you do, you'll find some unpleasent surprises ( :

[Mofonator8000]

wow,what a stupid idea!!!

[rpare666]

what a maroon!

[ArtistWoOoOo]

well done,GBU

[Tofy710]

Who wants to know the real evidence????

[nerdyXtutorials]

i dont' know wats wit yalls comments. but this video was the truth.

[adonf]

hahahaha it's funny 'cuz it's crap

[ohmygodwegotleo]

Lol

[jlw5015]

what if...

[jlw5015]

I think you are on to something here. Maybe if all the people in this country who claim to be christians actually read their bibles there would be a hell of a lot more atheists. Maybe then we could stop letting religion divide us amongst ourselves, start embracing progress rather than impede it, and stop killing each other over these bronze age delusions.

[crystalwee]

are all bibles the same?

[blondie10375]

an answer to you question is yes and no... there all different translation for instance, niv, nkz, the paraphrased ect

[str8texasthug]

Booooo! by now a lot of people know the bible is nothing special. truth hurts i know.

[HighOnDew]

haha, if the Bible is nothing special, why is it THE #1 selling book? :)

[Dobson789]

thats what he means!!!

so you just made a fool of yourself...

owned!!! way!

[DanklerStern]

"Oh and one more thing..." Upgrading the bible? thats JUST what you need to do! Times change, and things change...BUT OH! WAIT! it wouldn't be the "truth" if it was changed.

And WHAT bill? Yeshua paid a fukin'bill? what bill? I didn't meet him at the AppleBee's yesterday, and he said "Oh don't worry thou bretheren I'll pay for the Bill" When that day comes, I will agree that he paid a bill, but if your refferring to the fact that he "Died for you sins" as to paying the bill, your wrong, and DUM

[DanklerStern]

That is wrong, giving things to kids in which to convert them, you should always let children go their own path unless they are doing harm, would you like it if I gave YOUR child the Satanic Bible? No, i think not! You would be offended, another thing. WE AREW NOT IN TH E TIMES OF YESHUA! STOP LIVING IN A FUCKING FANTASY WORLD!

[zachandsean]

its not forcing them its giving them a choice stupid

[shas1814]

"Dear Child, You are my offspring. Nothing will ever separate you from my love. I will always comfort you. Unless you don't believe me, in which case I will torture you for ever and ever in the torture chamber I made. You know I'll do it, too. I already tortured and mutilated and killed and abandoned my only REAL son. Trust me."

[Tavis314]

Now, if only god actually existed...

[add454]

hahaha YES travis. i was gunna put somethin like that down but you beat me to it. If only we all had a big friend in the sky

[DanklerStern]

Ahahaa....Thats fucking funny, and true! the bible was written by pople NOT god!

[partysparker]

if this happened the world would be much worse off

[imnotabird]

Look throug the comments. See anything weird?

Every comment that doesn't agree with the message of the video is marked as SPAM.

Believing in God means freedom? -apparently that is also a lie.

[lisakelly10]

god bless you i love this vid

[DanklerStern]

God fuck you, Xristian!

[deliveryninja]

I heard a preacher once say "Why should the world take us seriously when we don't take God seriously?"

[theidnew]

Excellent, so much said in such a short time.

[Retorix303]

You Dumbass

[narsil1984]

Yeah "upgrade" it please, after 2000 years it sure is a BIT old fashioned. Hm. Yeah upgrade it, and while you are at it, just write it a-new, thats the best you can do. Or no, you dont need to re-write it, just upgrade yourself and forget about it. Yeah thats the best you can do. Work on yourself and think about it, instead of blindly trusting ignorant stone-age authors that died long ago.

[Purpose30]

Amen, Good Vid man, dont listen to all these lies that are hatin on what ur doin.... Keep preachin his word, Stay Blessed

[djdavid109]

i like da end... jesus already paid da bill.....

meaning payin da price 4 our lives wen he was crucified

[BlueMunky36]

Typical phone network when it says Jesus paid the bill it excludes connection cost(i.e purchasing the bible)

no disrespect

[AndreaLaTonya88]

lol... u made a funny

[lnvestigatelslam]

Jesus NEVER paid the bill!!

thats a mitriashm lie produce by pagans !

[mghuber01]

What a scary thought. Fanatical Christian bullshit.

[dogg724]

wow, stupid as fuck, maybe you should realize the bible is ignorant when it comes to the common sense ethics we use today. dumbass

[joeymurphy1]

amen lord please help us

[Snoop92Dogg]

ooh I've heard this before, still gd tho

[kawaiiy]

blueonline6: what song is being played??? and the vid is really good!

[Immortal63]

"Still got the OT?! Upgrade now to BIBLE - NEW TESTAMENT!

(...and if you do it within the next 15 Minutes you get a free "Jesus loves me"-Sticker!)"

[Matthewgirl]

lol seriously there's upgraded versions of the bible? When are we gonna get to the one where people stop discriminating against homosexuals and that?

[imnotabird]

I agree!

[1bea1jaime]

i liked it What if....?? Really lets do it! Carry our Bibles everywhere! REad it daily and Pray always the world would be a better place!

[hosseher]

yeah... I don't know about the upgrade thing... but the rest is a great idea!

[jahboyz3]

AWESOME MESSAGE!!!

[yvonnedenice]

Thanks for the reminder hope to see more

[PrinceXTC86]

Honestly, that's an exceptional comparison which fits pretty well! Whoever made this has my respect because it takes some experience to think of something like that!

I'm afraid non-religious people wont see the point in this...but oh well, who knows...Anyways, good job!

[faithymoose]

i like it!

theres some good 'tuff in there

=]

[godsservant83]

u speak da truth gj man =D

[knuhben1337]

i wonder which " intelligent " guy made this whole bunch of crap...

" jesus paid the bill " stop that nonsense and wake up

[TALIBANBOYOreturns]

If it is your god and you belive your god to be infallible you cannot ignore the bits that don't suit you just because you don't like them.

The sooner these man-made religions of Christianity and Islam go the way of Roman and Greek Gods, which they will, the sooner we can go about creating a newer more inclusive religion that is more relevant to modern day living.

[TALIBANBOYOreturns]

Creative thinking but nonsense. You can interptret the bible how you like. If you talk to your mate on the phone and he says 'we'll get some coke, have a few beers and bang the arse out a pair of birds tonight', there is no mistaking his intentions - why are there so many denominations, sects and cults with the bible? Because you all take the bits you want and leave the bits you don't. Lol

[steelersfan4eva]

this is creative. I like it. my pastor was talking about something he heard in a sermon similar to this.. what if we treated God like our significant other? we were excited to see Him? if He was all we thought about? if we dressed up and fixed ourselves up for Him? if we showed our true selves to Him and were faithful and loyal to Him? if we ran to the altars the way we run for a hug. think about it. it's true.

[Stickynotewraith]

I appreciate the compliment and the clarification. I don't hate people who believe in ridiculous things, I just can't stand when it becomes a political talking point.

[Stickynotewraith]

What if... We just spoke like rational adult human beings about things that really mattered? What if instead of toting bronze age mythology around with us and claiming it has the power to save us from some unseen horror we acted like human beings. Instead of prolonging the suffering of other humans because they are 'sinful' we helped each other out. What if we forgot about God and realized we make out own morality, with or without the threat of eternal damnation.

[Wild0Western0Willy]

Good Shout

[carbon143]

Hahahaahahaah. What updated version? IF all these things were not the fantasy of some daft pigeon-thinker, we would live in a world of tyrannical bigotry not unlike the inquisition.

[gracy100m]

your idea is a universal one, except the terms "bible and jesus", exclude the majority of the world's monothestic believers,(jews and muslims) not to mention the other religions..... isn't that what started this whole "WAR" mess to start with??

[kwz3]

you are a fool. the bible is just a bunch of fables. i'd better read esopo.

[queenofNJ12]

true true

[activebg]

dont be silly you fucking christian fool

[Poonariffic]

What if the bible is a work of fiction and we carried it to the beach in our beach bags like chick lit because it's not true?

[GnosticMedia]

What if Jesus never existed?

[HouseofStone]

Jesus did exist, even non-christian historians acknowledge that Jesus was a historical figure and that he walked the earth. Whether you believe he was the son of God or not, Jesus did walk the earth making the claims that he did.

[GnosticMedia]

A man named Jesus walking on the earth is one thing...but did he walk on water too? Do these non-Christian historians you have found also acknowledge that "Jesus" died a physical death and came back to life three days later and then floated up into heaven? Saying Jesus existed comes with a list of attributes that make "Jesus" worthy of worship. How many of those attributes must be removed before he was not a historical figure?

[GnosticMedia]

We don't suggest that "a Jesus" never existed. We are suggesting the miraculous characteristics applied to the Jesus deity as "factual history" are blatant (and recycled) myths. Even Christians think these very attributes are myth when they hear them applied to Horus or Zeus. If you remove the obvious mythological attributes applied to the biblical Jesus, would we still be talking about the same Jesus?

[HouseofStone]

I cant comment on the matters of greek mythology because I am not studied enough in those areas to intelligently discuss with you. As for jesus's acts being myths, all I can say is that believing in jesus and believing in god means that you believe they have the power to perform miracles. And the demonstration of those miracles through jesus and others is believable to those who have faith.

[HouseofStone]

Not much point in a god being all powerful if he doesnt use it. And as for why I have faith, its not based on the bible, although that does play a part, it is based on the changes that god has made in my life since I accepted him into my life. I recognise that I am not gonna change your view at all, im not trying to. All I know is that without the grace of god, I would be in alot worse position than I am now.

[GnosticMedia]

Hey I think that's a great answer. You won't change my beliefs just like I won't change yours and that's okay. IMHO, it's more important that we can say what we believe here and let others stumble across this later and make up their own minds...not to win or loose a debate in the comments area of some video...peace

[HouseofStone]

Yeah thats right. Im glad you feel that way. Thanks for being understanding.

[kingturtle2006]

Amen

[Vlamakis]

Nice!! I love it

[washedbytheword777]

awesome!!!

God bless.

[faithfulslave]

Excellent work! Nice viewpoint. I love it.

[SHiNe4u2]

hey good message bro blue :D sharing with all, ty, tc & gbu. Smile & Shine for Jesus :D