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[redsoxfan107961]

Do you have any sodium hypo bromide? NaBrO

[iisuman]

I would tell you guys a chemistry joke but they argon

[MGS4fan117]

I was going to make a chemistry joke too, but it looks like all the good ones argon.

[LaconicLex]

The second video is modern warfare 2...

[zombiekilla464]

I was also going to make a chemistry joke..... But I changed my mind.

[FrankTrollenstine]

i was going to make a chemistry joke, but i think everyone has sulfer-ed enough

[EatFL35H]

is silicon the same in spanish? si.

[gertie101]

mw2!



[iDuncan15]

would you like to hear a joke about sodium?

Na

[C41nst3r]

Looks like they'vve been...

*Puts on glasses*

Taken care of

[OMRI7919]

@C41nst3r

YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHH

[yallaskate]

wanna hear a joke about sodium hydride? NaH

[TheBeegoby]

I would tell you guys a funny chemistry joke but all the good ones.... ARGON! AHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAH­AHAH OMG LMAO ;ALDSFKJ HAHAHAHAH

[DaFinsh]

Second one...typicallly. Get stuck on smt. First reaction...Shooting at it :D

[straightupwaffles]

I used to have good chemistry jokes but now all of them Argon.

[Str8UpFear]

What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.

[misieq01]

What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!

[mistahzistah]

@misieq01 Phosphorus is K. Just sayin'

[misieq01]

@mistahzistah haha check again, clever boy

[varityboba67]

in sowjet russia the carepakagks up you!!

[805a7xFan]

Know any good sodium Jokes? Na

What do you do when a chemist dies? Barium

[Sirprincy2]

arrrh dont tell me that the chemistry jokes are going be overused and annoying top comments

[xJrSe7enx]

Chemistry jokes are sodium stupid, you should go barium.

[iLSWx]

I like to watch mooses fuck

[xTJGMxLeGiT]

i used to make chemestry jokes, then i took an arrow to the knee

[jakoson7]

if that throwing knife actually got him...

[SilentC0LD]

What do you call a slut that drinks so much water?? Hoe20! GET IT!!!

[HarryandLloyd68]

@SilentC0LD no its what do you call a slut that drinks so much water? H2hoe

[SuperSizedMcChicken]

Johnny was a chemists son, now Johnny is no more, what Johnny thought was H20 was H2SO4 (acid)

[nrh756]

where has youtube gone when the top comments are chemistry jokes?

[iiRekkz]

Chinese women helicopter these days...

[EFOO100]

Who plays mw2!! Sad

[maddenlaa]

most shocking thing about this video is not only do people still play mw2, they still use UMP45's lolzor

[NightRyder101]

@maddenlaa i know right!

[legoairsoftbatmanrs2]

Gosh. Your Chemistry jokes are Sodium funny!

[PrimeTimePotato]

@legoairsoftbatmanrs2 Hey got anymore Sodium jokes? Na.

[ShiftyEyedBunny]

@legoairsoftbatmanrs2 I wanted to tell a chemistry joke but all the good ones Argon :(

[pasokd]

@legoairsoftbatmanrs2 I think they are sodiumb

[Pr0toPaladin]

@legoairsoftbatmanrs2 LOL!

[Joe55577]

(person flys)"Friendly Has Juggernaut" :O

[keddiebros]

i died by a carepackage once had a 20 kill streak :(

[JoramDePoram]

Wanna hear another chemistry joke? Fuck

[ConsularFear]

Wana hear a chemistry joke? Na

[Azntigen]

So two Doctors walk into a bar and they go for a drink, Doctor 1 goes to the bar keep "i'll have H20, then the bar keep asks Doctor 2 what he wants and Doctor 2 says i'll have H20 to.

(If you don't get it he wanted H20 as well, but he said H202 and we all know that thats just down right silly... H202 is stuff they put in washing powder or something its just really posinous)

[09iloveboobies]

So Copper and Silver Walk Into A Bar , They See Gold And Say AU Get Out Of Here! Haha Ughhh I Should Just Kill MySelf!

[rawrleo33]

Why is it that everytime someone finds an awesome glitch, they get killed by some tryhard with a ump?

[MrBTV1]

on 0:25 the guy was holding his pistol as a sniper.

[TheShadowman60]

I actually thought the 2nd clip was MW3.

[TheJaydamasta]

@TheShadowman60 Nope, Chuck Testa.

[TheShadowman60]

@TheJaydamasta .avi

[ItsCurtis94]

press 8 for orgasm.

[xShadowParadox]

One chemist walks into a bar, and orders some good old H20! Another chemist walks in, and orders some H20 too! Unfortunately, H202 is Hydrogen peroxide, and the second chemist died.

[TheMrWARLORD]

@xShadowParadox its would be good if you wrote H2O with words like hydrogen dioxide. since peroxide is will be sound cooler then ;)

[xShadowParadox]

@TheMrWARLORD H20 isn't hydrogen dioxide... there's 2 hydrogens, not 2 oxygens. And then the joke wouldn't work, as the second chemist asked for H2O too, so the guy heard H2O2 and poisoned him.

[TheMrWARLORD]

@xShadowParadox o sorry my mistake, it should be H2O ((

[TheJaydamasta]

@xShadowParadox The More You Know (NBC Stars shine over my head, spraying angel dust on mah shouldas.)

[Voreu]

@xShadowParadox What does that have to do with the video?

[xShadowParadox]

@Voreu It doesn't. Everyone was making chemistry jokes for some reason, all the good ones argon (Cough) now, though.

[WiilliConCarne96]

@xShadowParadox H2O*

[xShadowParadox]

@WiilliConCarne96 Yeah, I hit the wrong key. Twice :L I know it's Oxygen, not a number.

[PrimeTimePotato]

@xShadowParadox A neutron walks into a bar and asks the bar tender: How much for a drink? The bar tender replies: For you, no charge.

[xShadowParadox]

@PrimeTimePotato good one. But the naughty neutrino broke the speed limit on the way, and was promptly given a fine instead :D

[high0nlife22]

@xShadowParadox Dude, you massacred that joke.

[xShadowParadox]

@high0nlife22 Indeed.Why did I put H20 instead of H2O for crying out loud?!

[PrimeTimePotato]

@xShadowParadox Two atoms bump into each other.’I think I lost an electron.’ The other asks: ‘Are you sure?’ The first replies: ‘I’m positive.’ haha chemistry banter :L

[buggingyou]

@xShadowParadox Still, a better love story than twilight.

[ToxicBassUK]

@xShadowParadox It's H2O and H2O2, as in the letter O not the number zero...

[xShadowParadox]

@ToxicBassUK I know, someone's pointed this out. I'm about to start chemistry a-level, I think I know that water has oxygen in it...

[ToxicBassUK]

@xShadowParadox Well I already have an A* in that, my chemistry degrees going well, chemical engineering degree next, then onto chemical research. Huzzah :D

[xShadowParadox]

@ToxicBassUK Great stuff. Nice to see another budding scientist... where do you reckon you'll go for a career after that?

[ToxicBassUK]

@xShadowParadox More chemical research until I either make a profitable discovery or I decide I'm experienced enough to start up my own chemical engineering or research company. That's where A level economics should come in useful ;)

[xShadowParadox]

@ToxicBassUK Nice! Good luck then!

[xEL1TEx5N1P3R]

I used to make chemistry jokes, then I took an arrow to the knee.

[Roxas3510]

Holy crap did you notice how steady that ump shot? Now that I've been playing MW3 that's crazy.

[iiLeGenDDx]

First arrow to the knee, now elements. I like the element ones better.

[652pavel]

Haha you got trey.... mmm.... Infinity Warded!

[zheroxp]

where's r kelly when you need him ? :(

[Squishlemonking]

So I stole a Nickel off someone, and I got arrested by a Copper. He put me behind Iron bars for a year. It was so Boron, having nothing to do. A siren went off, signalling a Radon a local drug circle. I managed to escape, and killed my imprisoner in the process. I had to Barium so as not to raise concerns. I now live peacefully in Silicon valley. Yours truly, Lawrencium

[supermeatbhoy]

I was gonna make a joke about an overused Skyrim Meme, but then i took an arrow to the knee

[supermeatbhoy]

1st guy, Wanna here a joke about Milk?

2nd guy, no WHEY

[KrimzonTide]

I was gonna make a chemistry joke but all the good ones Argon.

[jaysekhon8014]

Makarov : "Faggot has Juugernaut"

[TheBrViewer]

Thats what you get for trying to trickshot, bitch

[paintballskater77]

I was gonna cum up with a penis joke, but its just to hard.

[ABomm77]

These kids got mad Sulfur Tungsten Silver

[MrXIndependent]

I WAS GONNA MAKE A GAY JOKE, BUTT FHUCK IT!!

[trey4ism]

show some responsibility, i want to Ca backbone.........thumbs up if u get it

[XxCMillz614xX]

Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon

[zGigglezFTW]

@XxCMillz614xX genious

[theseamusexperience]

@XxCMillz614xX I used to copy jokes for thumbs up like you, But then I took an arrow to the knee.

[XxCMillz614xX]

@theseamusexperience i used to use arrow in the knee jokes like everyone else.. oh wait, i never did

[TheATMproduction]

@XxCMillz614xX i saw that on like 3 videos..

[heyj77]

@XxCMillz614xX You made my day :D

[XxCMillz614xX]

@heyj77 lol glad i could do so (:

[IamMarcoSiu]

@MotiveLoL wanna hear a joke about potassium? k.

[trey4ism]

did i miss the memo, y r there so many chemisrty jokes??????? somebody answer without being a jerk about it

[LebBullet]

Why are there so many chemistry jokes? ajbskfihbfdssfiuhd. Sorry I banged my Neon the table, i do this periodically. 

[xCydezx]

a person finds 2 isotopes of Helium

What did he say?

"HeHe"

[derkade]

Friend: You wanna here a potassium joke?

Me: K

Friend: ...

[Zyntaa]

Why is a polar bear so polar?

[swampninja187]

Diatomic elements: FOHNBrICl best neumonic device ever

[ThaWaxyCap]

if i were an enzyme, id be DNA helicase, so i could unzip YOUR jeans. HA!

[blakaraknyd]

@ThaWaxyCap FAIL... it's GENES not jeans...

[ThaWaxyCap]

@blakaraknyd thats the joke...

[MegaHalo3maniac]

This guy asked me if i had any good jokes about sodium. I said "Na..."

[HellsCloudXx]

A guy walks into bar....

Ouch...

[Sarsaparillamann]

@123azindude That is not H2O2, that is H2O too.... H2O two would be H2O2

[123azindude]

@Sarsaparillamann this comment made no sense whatsoever



[lmac7633]

Wanna hear a chemistry joke?

Na.

[ShotDead247]

that should really be the new juggernaut!

[Itsmeyoshi3]

why did the proton buy the neutron a gift?? IDK either :D

[rahkshifan99]

Then there's that dickhead clone with the fucking ump-45

[xOFxFILIPINO]

Soccerob had juggernaut

[MrXIndependent]

I WAS GOING TO TELL A GAY JOKE, BUTT FUCK IT...

[antho3001]

@MrXIndependent unoriginal thumbs up whore trying so hard

[Sl4yer951]

@MrXIndependent Me too I got a joke for you, Sodium!!! =_=''

[Moreno3rece]

Wtf. What happened to all the good comments where everyone doesn't use a stupid chemistry joke to get to the top comment?

[KatideRealm]

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because SEVEN EIGHT NINE! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAFDSTSFSDFWET­DRWyeqrktoer;wkrtw4tujisvut3o

[DavidisJjang1]

@KatideRealm calm down there buddy

[naesdrareb]

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Uranium.

[moorbre]

Started making my own music on guitar check it out if interested >>> /watch?v=fCiertdh-pc or look at my channel :)

[TheGonzalezAttak11]

What did the thermometer say to the graduated cylinder?

A: you may have graduated but I have more degrees!

:]

[Mw3Beast18]

Wow imma tell all these chemistry jokes to my science teachers xD

[TheGonzalezAttak11]

@Mw3Beast18 I know I already see her laughing

[TheSmithious]

Why do doctors need to know chemistry?

Because if they can't helium or curium the other guys have to barium... :)

[jackowacko45]

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a wouldchuck could chuck wood?

[15DBZfan]

@jackowacko45 a woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

[Jas0nM5]

Wow cmon guys chemistry jokes are so Boron

[Vaj96]

good thing is they not setuping

[charliezlin123]

Do you know where the Sodium hypobromate is?

NaBro

[krille696]

why does everyone make chemistry jokes?! :SS i dun get it

[callumdude10]

What do you do with a bunch of dead chemists?

Barium!

God, i used to always say science jokes :3

[XDMANIACDX]

okay so there is an electron who "leads" all the other electons in his atom

[Destructor240]

neutrinos whos there knock knock :D

[Actrician1997]

So two scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks the bar tender for some H20.. The second one asks for H20, too. The second one died.

[THEBURDE]

@Actrician1997 lol hydrogen peroxide is a killer.

[barrowscasper12]

hmm didnt know youtube had this many chemists... well i assume that more than 90% is just coppied, from someone else or google...

[adfroman23]

ironing out of chemistry jokes

[LaxD11]

Xenon walks into a bar

The bartender says "Get the hell out"

But Xenon did not react

[gtmsnba13]

@LaxD11 thanks you just helped me with my Chemestry project.

[LaxD11]

@gtmsnba13 happy to help

[MrXIndependent]

Two chemists go into a restaurant.

The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.

Q: What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

A: OH SNaP!

Q: What do you do with a dead chemist?

A: Barium

[MrRinooooo]

@MrXIndependent all stolen

[TheNedstr]

All of these chemistry jokes are dead, someone should Barium.

[MrSpiffy51]

@TheNedstr HA

[Procco95]

Well, they tried to think outside the box, that didn't work :/

[Dill9007]

"Wanna here a joke about sodium?"

"Na"

[MrDrProfessorIvan]

@SimonInGear "Prepare your anus."

[Typhouon]

i hate trickshotters

[zJakers]

Karma for trickshotting

[RockedMovies]

this is how to deal with trickshooters..

[SimonInGear]

My cat's staring at me like he's planning to rape me...

[DjJCV4]

NERRRRRRRRDDSSSSS

Fuck yeah.