X-Men (Arcade Game) - Welcome to Die

[cilaboom]

Why didnt the perfect english speaking voice actor say something to them about the fucked up script rather than just recording it that way like a dickshit?

[DannyEastes]

since when did magneto shoot lasers?

[xxsayabetoxx]

@DannyEastes magneto controls the electromagnetic spectrum

that includes microwaves, ultraviolet rays, gamma rays, x-rays and all types of visible light

[MegaOrwell1984]

Die was never an option.

[georgekostaras]

Who the hell wrote this?

[Rodrigo00]

I dont get it, was this a translation problem or something

[Totema1]

At least he's showing them good hospitality.

[keiyakins]

X-MEN! WELCOME TO PIE! *shoves them in an oven*

[Bloodyidit]

that could have been a good line if they delaye the DIE! for a half second.

[lalorockz]

THEY JUST BEAT MAG-FREAKING-NETO..WHERE YO CURLY MUSTACHE AT?

[Jiterdomer]

SOPA WELCOME TO DIE

[EndlessNytemare]

i use this whenever i beat bosses in my lp's lol idk makes me laugh

[SMAXZO]

HAHAHAHAHA MAGNETO! WELCOME TO.........DIE!

[hypnomaster12345678]

its for your mouth

[varo2122]

hahahaha X-MEN! WELCOME TO............ DIE!

[MDthornton83]

Konami made some of the best video game franchises in history. And even though this game never got a domestic release, this is without a doubt one of their best games ever.

[heckstersjr]

Fuck, there goes my Justin Bieber-related Joke....

[Picklesaregreen101]

"Welcome to Die! Population: YOU!"

[Manonthe3up]

AT THE GALA

[Dudinator123]

"Welcome to die!"

"It's my death day, you remembered!"

"Anything for my illegitimate offspring."

[tonyAJ420]

Konami is the shit

[MasterZebulin]

@tonyAJ420 From the makers that brought you Gradius and Contra.

[Dgamer21]

I'm going to be the little asshole who's always a thumbs up whore from something that they literally just found out about.

OMG GUYZ, THUMBS UP IF AVGN BROUGHT U HERE!!!!!!!

[XIIIEvangelion]

7 people are welcome to live.

[CheesyGranola]

Since when can Magneto blow up rocks? >_>

[AlexanderT21]

@CheesyGranola They were magnetic rocks.

[MidBoss666]

@CheesyGranola The same way he can damage people with magnetic shockwaves.

[PlayerOneN64]

Gentlemen~

[devonray75]

WELCOME TO DIE!!!!

[baconlabs]

What's Magneto's power again?

Oh yeah, exploding laser beams.

[hazelXin223]

@baconlabs LOLOL

[sojirokaidoh2]

@baconlabs Actually, he technically should be able to turn people into amorphous blobs. Magnetism is what makes things seem solid.

[Technature7567]

And this video proves once and for all that Magneto is best pony.

[CloakNStab]

Does he also say this at Asteroid M, I seem to remember his doing that but I can't be sure....

[omegakarnage]

For some reason I thought of this scene while playing Dark Souls....

[flashcode0]

I am also here because of ponies. 

[42underscored]

Magneto is the best pony.

[DrIvoRobotnick]

@42underscored

Excellent!

[flashcode0]

@42underscored Ponies!

[TheGreatMightyPoo1]

@flashcode0

Ponies everywhere! *Flutteryay*

[KampferXeon]

Best. Pre-mortem one-liner. EVER.

[OldSkoolgamerz]

So apparently the waterfall's name is Die. Where does Magneto get all these wacky names for his lairs' attractions?

[LeDracoOmega]

"Takes out red paint" Welcome! To dye!

[MrImastinker]

ENGRISH!

[NorrisArt]

I is want not die! D:

[SuperFlameRing]

This one sucks my left ball, this one sucks my right ball.

WELCOME TO DIE!!

[mimeywimey]

Uplodaer is a moron and a genius at the same time. This joke NEVER gets old.

[buuski]

"TRY to come up with better jokes, people. It's not funny anymore. :("

Fuck you, uploader. How about that.

[darkvoid1234567890]

FUCKING MAGNETS HOW DO THEY WORK

[Astroboi64]

Welcome to Die!

Population: My Ass!

[PsychoOfazxc3]

you mean 6 people WERE invited to die

[1CoolDudeMe]

6 people were not invited to Die.

[JamBugz7]

ahahah! MAGNETO, welcome to dieee

[horaciosi]

I wanna hear that line in the movies!

[FactorySong64]

I'm going to name my next Animal Crossing town Die so I can yell this at people.

[fubarthekow]

Maybe he meant to say Welcome to ParaDIEse lol

[MegaOrwell1984]

Die was never an option. I'm actually surprised that no one made that joke already. WOOT WOOT :D

[TheRealEchoElite26]

Deadpool mocks magneto in MvC3, by referencing this line. Hahhaa

[alrightlol]

oo nooooo they're eating her and now they're gonna EAT ME

trolls: HA HA HA, WELCOME TO DIE

OOOOOOO MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDD­DDDDDDD!

[MetalSonicMkIV]

In Soviet Russia, YOU WELCOME DIE!

[iNFamousAAC]

@MetalSonicMkIV Get the fuck out.

[MetalSonicMkIV]

@iNFamousAAC  In Soviet Russia, fuck gets YOU out!

[iNFamousAAC]

@MetalSonicMkIV *facepalm*

[kevlonk]

WELCOME TO DIE

POPULATION: 5000 AND DROPPING.

[Blackcaesar9]

Magneto (master of magnet):X-Gentlemen All your base are belong to us. You dont have chance to survive make your time... Welcome to DIE!

[heisanevilgenius]

@Blackcaesar9 If your entire comment is just going to reference an old joke, at least get it right.

[joebevis92]

Welcome to die, population: you

[2FunnyVersionIV]

Magneto, welcome to die!

[MrPointforward]

.I bet Ms. Teen South Carolina can help us find Die in the US map.

[CrimsonVermillioneye]

Come X CHICKEN!

[XxEndlessSorrowxX]

Its so clever they remembered this line decades later.

[spartan2222222222222]

and then wolverine was die.

[Ryoku75]

Usually I like to joke, but "Welcome to DIE!!" is funny enough on its own.

[sango290]

I hear they have great weather in DIE.

[tt89898989]

It sounds as if he was supposed to say "Welcome to *Whatever he was supposed to say here*" and then say "DIE" but the second audio clip plays too early.

[hinatakidroks]

6 dislikers, WELCOME TO DIE!

[ZeroLiche]

Ricard: Magneto, welcome to jail!

[KingPiccolo08]

And the most hilarious thing about this? The VA who plays Magneto, and all the other male characters in this game, voices Ryu in MvC3 and SF4. XD

[CatSandvich]

WELCOME TO DIE! and then you were die. *intentional engrish*

[odaxelagniaproject]

All your base are belong TO DIE!

[PoisonYoshi]

I'm not sure what is funnier; the fact that this is badly translated like "all your base" or the fact that an English voice actor didn't notice this when reading it out loud.

[bobbysorad]

@PoisonYoshi What actually happened was that there were 2 soundclips that played over each other. i.e.

1) Welcome to (something)

2) Die!!

So track 2 played early and cut off track 1 before it was finished, making it sound like "Welcome to Die"

[PoisonYoshi]

@bobbysorad hmmmm...you'd think they'd try to fix something like that from the play testing (if they play tested it).

[KingPiccolo08]

@PoisonYoshi - Oh he did. He was talking shit about the script on his blog when they announced the game for PSN/Xbox Live. :p

[LelouchCommandsYou]

wow. thumbs up if you got curious about this after watching the avgn review x-men.

[TheLevoyboy]

Even more strange than what he says is the fact that he shoots lightning bolts at them, despite that not being Magneto's power at all.

[JakariHanma]

@TheLevoyboy ssshh its a ray of super powered magnetic force which you can see now :O

[HappyBorg]

@TheLevoyboy Lmao i didn't even notice that xD

[halanova]

i'm a little new to this, but why is this phrase so popular?

[Archimonde259]

@halanova Because grammar fail was, is and always will be funny as hell XD

[BurnRoddy]

AMERICANS...WELCOME TO VRATISLAVAAAA = MIAMI WICE Nº1 NEW SHOW

[FranklinNation]

WELCOME TO SAD FOR YOOOOOUUU!



[Leatherbubba]

Imagine if they ever did a Marvel universe/Mortal Kombat universe game, like the DC one.

Magneto: Welcome to Die.

Sindel: Too bad YOU will die!

[Antifrost]

Nuh-uh, I still got 17 lives left.

[DemonKingMMA]

So is Die a nice to place to visit? I hear the women are gorgeous and the food is great.

[damnyoustamos]

Eh, it used to be cool, but now it's full of tourists. All the good places have picked up and moved to Maim.

[GabinRevolution]

Youtube poop reference??

[batmanownsyourass]

So what was he thinking while he was reading his line?

[nicholascooney]

6 people are welcome to die. (Hey, it finally makes sense!)

[OSDolphin]

Welcome to Die!

Population: 6

[ZachAttack73]

Did they died?

[Wysthric]

Perhaps Magneto meant to introduce them to the game of Craps?

[LuciferAtram1]

it sounds like he wanted to say XMEN YOU'RE WELCOME TO DIE but the japs messed it up.

[SamuelScott94]

Fucking mageneto how does it work

[NYBoriquen]

USA (05/01/2011)- "HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAAAAAA!!! Osama Bin Laden, Welcome..TO DIE!!!"

[DemonKingMMA]

So instead of fighting him, I joined forces with Magneto the other day,

and he greeted me with this:

"Welcome to LIVE!!!"

[gotdeem37]

I went to this new restaraunt in town called Die. I was welcomed to Die by the waiter, who introduced himself as Magneto, Master of Magnet. Then I took a seat and he recommended the X-Chicken. It was quite delicious. Turns out I forgot my wallet and was unable to pay for the meal, so he had me meet with his wrath. His wrath was a cool guy and let me pay for it online. His wrath even gave me a membership card. Now I can eat at Die for half-off on all meals. Die is awesome!

[Shinyafreak]

@gotdeem37 You damn copy cat

[corianderthal]

@gotdeem37 LMFAO funniest youtube comment I've ever seen

[Guaseth]

@gotdeem37 doesnt that comment come from a guy called chucknorrisismypal on the video "WELCOME TO DIE - Marvel vs. Capcom 3" 8 months ago? (3 months before your comment)

[LifeisOverpowered]

In Soviet Russia, Die welcomes you!!!

[0niK4ge]

Every one of these jokes that I've seen on the first page, with one exception, all suck. lmao

[TheMMRHunter]

Why does this keep getting more funnier the more I watch it?

[AlexFolland]

HA Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Eggs benedict! Welcome to DIE!

"Magneto" sounds exactly like "eggs benedict" in this video.

[BrandonAngelDragon]

I heard KFC is giving out some really good X-Chicken as a special grand opening celebration of their new restaurant for any visitors after being Welcomed to Die, where their new restaurant is located. There's a new dessert called the Pineapple Surprise being sold at their local pool too, though its kind of dead now.

And don't forget to Buy Odin's Beer, THE MIGHTY TORNADO!!

[Perkyguy]

Book a vacation now and get your promotional "welcome to die" limited edition t-shirts.

[2FunnyVersionIV]

Hahahahahahahahaha! Magneto, welcome to die!

[TerminalCriticism]

It sounds ridiculous, but just imagine some psycho with a knife popping up behind you and saying it before stabbing you to death. Then it becomes badass

[KuroCartoonist]

D.I.E. it's probably acronym

[JTC545]

Your are now leaving die.

Please come again soon.

[HiddenBondage]

No, he was speaking German, he said "welcome to DIE (the)".... maybe Welcome to the Jungle or something

[OldSkoolgamerz]

I didn't know die was an actual place.

[personM4N]

Well, Magneto IS Polish...English is probably his second language, so I forgive him.

[Jiterdomer]

Magneto: WELCOME TO DIE!!!!

(Magneto zaps NES X-Men LJN Games)

[MegaOrwell1984]

Okay then to quote Ralph Wiggum from the simpsons. "me fail english, that's unpossible"

[mecemical]

How the fuck can Magneto shoot lasers?

[Davidk9292]

Am I the only one who thinks he sounds like Dr Wierd?

[DustInTheWind64]

Magnet powers=Rock smashing?

[Obliviongatekeeper]

Die 2 Welcome?

[Chadaman99]

Cyclops: So Logan are we dead?

Wolverine:Yeah

Cyclops:But we fell down.

Wolverine:OH SHI-

Satan:HAHAHA! X-MEN WELCOME TO DIE!

[trewerd]

X-MEN, MY PERSON LENDS YOUR TEAM AN INVITATION BY WHICH SUGGESTING YOUR LIFE WILL BE RELINQUISHED!

[wildefice1]

@trewerd 2 MaNy BiG words 4 my SmalL braIN to unDersTand

[ChocolateTheif]

hahaha wut?

[onehitok]

Correction: Welcome X-men, prepare to die!

And they failed.

[illDiology]

Sent here by Deadpool.

[buob1234567890]

@illDiology Ahahahah! Magneto, welcome to die :D

[2FunnyVersionIV]

Magneto, welcome to DIE!

[Kyuubi424]

Magneto: "It's the name of my town! I know it sounds off, but it's great in the summer! It's right down this cliff!"

[TARINunit9]

Did they died?

[CharmieKid]

They should put that on doormats!

[Pikawil64]

What did Magneto say to Dracula?

"Welcome to Die, monster. You don't belong in this world!"

[hioeo]

6 people worked on the translation for the game, they were not happy wit the video

[smashbrosfiend]

This makes sense. The X-Men are Welcome to Die.

[LaManchaNoctambula]

what are Magneto's powers again? destructive rays out of his hands is not in my checklist...

[MadaraXIII]

@LaManchaNoctambula He's able to manipulate magnetic parts of the spectrum including X-ray, Microwave, radiowaves Light and Electricity. That's how he's able to shoot them.

[Matthawk12]

[back then around the 90s I think] "welcome to die!" was born

[2011] "welcome to die!" was reborn by Deadpool

[lolluisissexy]

Welcome to Die. Enjoy your stay.

[Se7enBeatleofDoom]

I love how Marvel vs Capcom 3 r references Welcome to die.

[LUMBARDO12]

Wait So where did they come from then???!

[HyperSonicXtreme]

Capcom should call Konami and tell them about how they used Magneto's famous line in MvC3.

[Agent0009ng]

So I notice Wolverine has a reddish color scheme, different from his usual blue. I guess he had his suit "died."

...I'm sorry, I'll leave now.

[BLUELINKBR]

Deadpool in MvC3:AHAHAHA, MAGNETO, WELCOME TO DIE

[zekiramasterdragon]

/watch?v=thJpQApHOtg

Deadpool actually says "Welcome to Die" when facing Magneto on entrance... heh!

[JackTR21]

Obviously Magneto was just being very cunning. He tried to lull the X-men into a false sense of security, then sneak attack them with his blast.

[GoldZigZag]

uh oh, looks like we're gonna have to jump!

[ReaverKun]

Magneto actually gets the same line given to him when he plays against Deadpool in MVC3.

[MagnusPrimeZ]

funny fact:"Die" is actually a village in france, sooo they are in france?

[15thCrypt]

@MagnusPrimeZ cyclops is over there with wolverine sipping some coffee and eating crescents at a local cafe run by Magneto

[Jinxownzu]

@MagnusPrimeZ Ironic.

[eggheadnin]

@MagnusPrimeZ well thats gonna be like level -1. they surrender easily

[joewashere193]

In marvel vs capcom 3 when dead pool fights magneto he says "Hahahaha mageneto, welcome to DIE!"

[shoNuuff]

Oh it's funny alright!

[DarkKetzerisch]

Featured on TV Tropes! =D

[Mysterious0Bob]

Deadpool says the line in MVC3. Brilliant.

[UnstableGary]

X-CHICKEN

[IAmErrorVideos]

I guess die is a waterfall.

[watcherman222]

How about "Welcome to SPARTA!" *foot appears to boot cyclops and wolverine*

[luigibarqs]

I believe the line was supposed to be: "X-Men, Welcome to your doom!"

[Eiturkoppur]

Welcome to Die!

Population: You

[srDiegoFox]

Fuck The Knicks

[emurami]

Die seems like a nice place to live.

[mimefan]

Hello. I'm Magneto. I killed your father, welcome to DIIIIIEEEEEE.