So You've Decided to Hire an Escort

[Shiryuk0]

Here in New Zealand, prostitution is LEGAL.

You can see it advertised in somplaces and they fully state words like sex, which in the states is illegal i think. I'm 16 and I'm already a regular to visit 'Honey'. (age of consent here is 16)

So come on down and hang around, here in NZ.

p.s avoid Asian escorts, they are known to do things like switch girls.

[MySuperStupidLife]

notice how his name is "john"

[kassandramd]

@MrBOPESquad2 sounds like you're still in highschool. No wonder you had to call escorts, poor lonely guy:(:(

[kassandramd]

@rezakhalilzada dude looks like you need to go back to school and learn how to spell. Maybe even learn about womens rights along the way. Naw you're probably too stupid for school, lol.

[kassandramd]

@MrBOPESquad2 omg that's so true diet coke really keeps me awake on those late nights! Thank goodness mcdonalds is open 24 hours I get a nice icy one:):)

[rezakhalilzada]

@kassandramd stfu you fuking whore, get bak to yur kitchen and yur fegrading life.. Btw no one truly loves yu, yur just an object to men.

Keep tellin yurself ur bf loves yu...

[kassandramd]

@MrBOPESquad2 you think you are clever don't you? Just another stereotype. I don't see anyone who is 50 or over. Attractive escorts can pick and choose age, race and social class of her clients and choose what they are willing to do. You probably wouldn't be able to be so picky since ur likely one ugly motha******

[kassandramd]

I'm gorgeous, a solid 9, drug free, don't smoke, and nobody "wanks" in my mouth. There are ways to verify legitimacy. Stereotypes are null because they will never fit everyone. As far as labels and morality, if you MEN could escort, you would, so get over it and hand me some cash;)

[Decktrio]

@MrBOPESquad2 "escorting" is legal. Just because you've encountered prostitutes calling themselves escorts, doesn't mean you should spread false rumors about real escorts. A real escort will provide you with a date for functions (usually work functions), because no other woman/man wants to go out with you. ;-)

[Fairawen]

Pffft that bit about not being able to return your escort isn't true. Call up the agency, tell them she/he is not what you were expecting and you'd like another. You usually have to pay a fee, but hey.

[misskity6]

"ahhh, Papaya."  lol

[sglibrarian]

My friend hired an Escort and the motor blew up 3 times over the life of the car.

Crappy Ford 1.9L motors!

[1dontlook2]

nice =P that was actually really entertaining =)

so cant wait till i turn 18!

[BrightonEscorts]

Using an Escort Agency Is A Safe Way Of Ordering Outcall Services. You will receive professional attention from experienced companions.

Professional Escort Agencies will answer any questions you have before you book, and will make sure you know the rules before your chosen Lady turns up.

Make sure you use a reputable agency, and be sure you are clear about where, what and when. ENJOY!

[thompsoncorey]

1. Always do out-call rather than in-call. Because cops will not come to your house.

2. Use Independents escorts. Independents can be more flexible with you. They can negotiate different prices. They generally are not ‘Clock Watchers’ and you will get more bang for your buck.

3. This maybe common sense but don't talk about sex over the phone. Save the dirty talking until you two are butt naked.

4. Have the money in a envelope placed on the table in plain sight. Don't make her ask for it.

[NguyenVanThock2185]

@thompsoncorey Only use envelope if the escort asks for it. LE (in utah) is currently using envelopes. Once escort has picked up said envelope, looked inside and taken posession, the transaction is legally complete and they bust their ass. An envelope with money is a girl running for the door in Utah.

[jayhawk88z]

@NguyenVanThock2185 Utah LOL

[rainbowrabbit]

Black face? 2:39

[MegaPhoenixBird]

Any guy who hasn't tried an Escort should do so, now!

They will have sex with you, it is an "unwritten rule" they will but because of laws you cannot directly ask Sex for Cash.

Mention your turn ons, put the cash on the table and what happens is "between consenting adults"

Enjoy!

[adamrocks2006]

@MegaPhoenixBird do high-class escort have less chances of having diseases?

[NinkaPanda]

@adamrocks2006 No. You should use condoms

[ironfan114]

@NinkaPanda No use two condoms

[TheTruthfulAsshole]

High End escorts that charge $300+ an hour are usually very attractive, you get to choose so obviously you'll pick the best one for you.

They are clean and if you can find a private escort they usually only do one client a day.

The high end escorts end 70+ thousand a year in TAX free cash, so they do live pretty good.

I'd rather save up and get one of those than a cheap one, cheap escorts are agency escorts that charge less than $200 an hour, that's risky.

[alerikm]

@TheTruthfulAsshole

Yeah, well.

Maybe you rich guys have that option to pay that much, but the rest of us mortals don't.

[intermilanboy2010]

@alerikm hmm "us morals"? is there a book called morals, that says this is moral and that is not, ? no, stop judging let ppl do what they want, morals are what ppl make them to be

[alerikm]

@intermilanboy2010:

Oh crap, I meant to say MORTALS.

Sorry.

[alerikm]

@intermilanboy2010:

Wait a minute, I DID say "mortals"! Dude, you need to read people's comments a bit more carefully.

And. . .so do I, by the looks of it. Otherwise I wouldn't have apologized needlessly.

[intermilanboy2010]

@alerikm sorry for my aggressive comment, haha love it when misunderstandings lead to jokes, lol

[intermilanboy2010]

@TheTruthfulAsshole i've got to say ur name is a work of art, hehehehehe

[2011blueman]

@TheTruthfulAsshole - it's not tax free income for them. They have to pay taxes on the income.

[IanGorton]

Very very funny! What are moonpies?

[pkh383]

Man, I came close to doing this many times! - I'm sure glad I didn't! - Great lesson! - Well, hell, what are the odds? - What are the odds that would happen to me? - Probably great. - Crud! - I guess a good note would be: Leave the cash in an envolope marked "charity" and make sure she see's that! - Remember, donations seem to work, "cash for sex does not!" - Never give the cash straight to them! - e.g. - Point out - Oh, look at that...A donation, in an envolope on the wall etrcSee(it's for u)..

[dsmfishgal]

Cops know the envelope routine already.

[sacredrealm]

lol this is funny

[54spiritedwill54]

Very cute!

[richardmarez]

dirty escort

[jbrdbr111]

lol

[MJFAN1979]

I remember my first

[BoomRapage]

That guy looks like a rapest

[alejandrox3]

you have to be 18 to hire me, i preferr over 21 though on the safe side.

[wonkavella]

man i remember my first time.lol

[borntobelegend]

do u have to be 18 to get an escort

[JoyfulChristine]

Very cute!

[TheZinith]

very nice... great job with it, and whoever dressed up as a guy makes one ugly chick... sorry

[alejandrox3]

ugh, temporary...blindness....

or

waiter i think my escort is a little off can you take it back please