Ryan Root High School Linebacker

[FrEaK4877]

its like an asian gay guy

[BowLeggyLives]

Not black enough

[stevenmoor]

Sorry, how exactly does having 3 concussions per NFL match make it any better than rugby? Oh, that's right, your skill as a US football player is directly proportional to your loss of IQ per match: So every time you end up with a concussion, your skill level increases. Sweet. Jesus, I've never felt as bored as I did when trying to watch an NFL game... You get about 10-15 minutes of play per 3 hour broadcast. This isn't an endurance sport, it's an excuse to make money from the general public.

[MistaNateJay]

haha this is a great response and lmao 2:28

[MaserLuiII]

Borring... Terry Tate is much more better and he doesnt sounds like female.

[Radiokiller66]

HAHA I LOLED WHEN HE TALKED, HE SOUNDS LIKE A GIRL

[showNOmercy5]

do u really talk like that

[staysick01]

Its not tthat bad at all, I would say though to come up with fresh ideas for the script. All in all its not bad, skrew the haters

[lukebucket]

he's not even black . . .

[vbhunter001]

I love Howell. I wish they were using Parker as a High school and not a middle school :(

[zioz99]

you guys. its a school project. he obviously cant say "BITCH" and kill people like Terry did because of all the gay shit he would get in trouble with from the teachers and/or principal. take it easy.

[thechintboyz]

possibly the worst remake of terry tate office linebacker...also those hits were absolutely appalling....you should stop playing american football with all that shitty protection.....grow some balls and play rugby like the rest of the world does. Then maybe you can put in some decent hits.

[ZeColdy]

@thechintboyz I am unable to watch a rugby game. Nothing like american football, not even close to the same game not even close to the contact. 3 concussions a game in the NFL

[acdcgnr100]

Haha this was good, he should have been yelling when he did the linebacker shuffle though, "ahhhhh ahhhh check bases check bases! Here comes the pain train! Pain trains a comeing!!! Ahhhhhh!!!!!"

[bzagar1]

This dude could help getting me out of bed in the mourning.

[xXMikoMaster13Xx]

and at 2:37 u did a good job copying the hit from "Draft Day"

[xXMikoMaster13Xx]

2:28 was the best part

[heyheyronaldo]

some of those hits were fucking deece, the dialogue? not so much... but still a solid effort. Atta be. :)

[stevehec]

Appalling.

[chiwhiz101]

why does he have such a high voice?

[Julieworgul23]

your wack

[CuBzZfAn95]

That was fucking dreadful.

[pmurph019]

This kid would have got eaten in my school. Being British our "Educated comments" will obviously be of a calibre so incredibly beyond what your may be capable of it's not worth thinking about. Also, can steroids do that to your voice. In the words of Terry Tate on Casual Friday. Dddddaaaaaayyyyyyyymmmmmm!

[Derienzo]

it was good but god damn your voice isn't up for it!

[candaproduction]

I would've absolutely loved this if it wasn't the exact script as terry tate

[dannlynch]

nice try but pretty weak. be original.

[firebeastly]

super gay.....

[STEVENbigblack]

My school did this too a few years back. DVHS tardy linebacker.

[ProsPls]

talk on the phone YOU GONNA GET OWNED

[superman84241]

god forbid if i see you in the lcc parking lot...lmao hahahahaha

[superman84241]

lmao pat dowdle is awesome

[kimimoru60]

copy right. white boy tryin to act all tough like terry tate. put thumbs up if u like terry tate better.

[funnyloser518]

i love our school!

[0707832TY]

im going to that high school next year

in 7 days

[lthv1]

rofl 2:37 is good

[AGRO201]

best spoof i have seen so far

[football1038]

"hey ryan, hey janice, MOTHER FUCKER!"

[football1038]

u guys need to make a #2 i love this video... i miss howell

[jayjayevy]

well done

[Jackassbobby112]

hmmmm....I like the black version. ^___^

[ezridax]

the pain train is better, but ryan is thicker , 'where yo pass!" lol!

[ezridax]

omfg! rolmfao, this is freakin hilarious, im in tears, the linebacker is cute and if i was in high school again, for him it would pretty much be a done deal! and wait, is that the principal or hs football coach, damn daddy lookin kinda diesel! to dowdle5, ryan, jason, w/e ur name is , GOOO FUKIN JOB! its awesome and i luuuuvvv that the hits are real , i love the hits man! from both ryan AND the pain train! they seem more real than the tt vids! more, more!

[stephaniest852]

thats fucking hilaious!

and jason leavens is sooo hottttt!

[CrystalKryp56]

Ryan Is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GAY!

[westsideofchi13]

I made a version of this at my school....i think this one is too much like a carbon copy of the orignal...be creative....we did...

[gabnerflamner]

very nice whoever put this together

[miles02000]

good call p-daddy

[CrystalKryp56]

Thats J.V.

cant hack it can you?

[miles02000]

You should definitely get this video up an running again. It's sweet.

Yo John...are you seriously talkin yourself up over the internet? Talkin crap an such, and tryin to have an english battle? Talkin crap over the internet regardless of who you can or can't beat in real life is pretty immature.

[sxeamanda]

why is the video not available?

[kheo]

pretty funny but some original scripting was called for in some scenes (ball point pens? dude has pencils) but overall great job for amateurs good stuff, however dude sounds like Bruce Lee i hope thats not he thinks black ppl or Terry Tate sounds and thats his natural voice (wait on second thought i wouldnt wish that awful voice on him)

[sxeamanda]

haha, this is great

[falloutboyfreak12345]

so frekin funny

[littlekidjon]

haha that was good!!

Love the kids flying up in the air

But you should have changed the script not kept it the same as Terry Tate, add a bit of originality...apart from that IT WAS AWESOME!

[bigewilson]

pride

[Adirondack13]

Wow if you play football you must suck..no muscle no muscle. You cant boflex for shit

[Luckadirish]

No balls >.>

[lilozzie2006]

sweet hits

[imjewels11]

Hey you showed me this at your house. Lol.

[short37drummer]

lol.. 2:29. great

[tbullion2727]

is mean marry the extremely fast and strong security guard?

[Rottencandy123]

this is a crap copy of a legendary video

[KillRoy119]

Great video! I go to Howell schools and I didnt know we could have that much fun.

[sexybeast879350]

that's one hell of a sweet video

[EXxCloudEXx]

its... the same thing as the real thing....but but more crap and white

[jamesmay3]

Man that video was hot.

[uselessidguy331]

Haha, we did this same concept back when we were in high school.

You look a bit like a young Posluszny. Always a good compliment.

[AaronMk91]

It was funny at the talent show and it's funny still XD.

[wIBLEZ]

LOOOL 1:03 AHHAHAHAHAHA

[CodysVidsofMusic]

BREAKFEST WAS 15 MINUTES AGO CHUMPS,

only people who go to the school will get this

[OBSESSEDwithEMINEM]

YEA RYAN ROOT!!!

i go to that skol and "mean marry" the security gaurd is way more scarry!!!

[fusion855]

Well, let me just give you a heads up. People will hate on this because its pretty much an exact copy of terry tate. Even though this is decent, they will. Also, the fact that you're white makes all of this video shit. Its not my opinion, its just what I've learned from all of the einstein's that post on our video. Sure you spent hours and hours making it, but that doesn't matter, its still shit. Gotta love youtube comments, the lowest common denominator of expression in the English language.

[wootgod373]

OH MY GOD THAT WAS AMAZING. I saw the actual one on someones phone were ryan acutally hit him that was HILLARIOUS any was skittles you got laid hahahah GREAT VID (=

[sweetlew13]

Oh my goodness. Pat, Ryan, Chris, Jason, Brad, and everyone else... I love you guys.

[kathleen2010hhs]

fricken amazing!

[Yzman030]

Great Vid pat

[tylerwilks5150]

that was so cool I saw the Terry Tate one and this one is one in the same, I gave a 5 out of 5!

[hioboy101]

dude this video was the best holy *#$#

[Ssarger]

Hell yeah! nice video pat!

[llamaking62]

holy shit, that was amazing! woo-hoo!

[wingmate565]

u douche billy

[EatYourFace170]

Yaaaaa i no Ryan, my sister dated him for a while.

[shuff18]

this video is epic.

[thephilperry]

that was tits