The 5/4 Edition Of "TNA Today" - Shark Boy Speaks!

[Xionc]

Ignore that; enjoy the hilarity of a man dressed like a shark talking like a rebel Texan.

[styles4671]

wtf

[WWEfan123123123]

No, No, No, No, No, No, No!

I was okay with Jay Lethal and Macho Man, he actually could pull it off, but not Shark Boy and Stone Cold. He just doesn't fit that mold that Stone Cold has put himself in, an anti-authority figure.

[Rsd79]

They needed to use so many finishers in an attempt to get over. When a good match should be able to build up to an exciting climax (sorry for making it sound like an orgasm lol). They did not let them sink in, either. Both wrestlers got up almost immediatly after the moves were performed, without selling any lingering injuries the finishers may have caused.

[Rsd79]

A super kick, enziguri(spelling?), perfect(henning) plex, and diamond cutter? Seems like a spotfest match between Homicide and Lethal.

[demonhunterC]

sooo, because they used good moves automatically makes it a "spotfest"? it's not what moves they use, it's how they build to them and let them sink in or not that determines spotfestiness.

[DanteBunny]

O..M..G...o.O

[poopspee]

tna tna tna tna tna tna tna tna.wwe sucks and tna rules.tna tna tna tna

[poopspee]

shark boy thats awesome were gonna sharky 3:16 now.i always imagined shark boy being this guy who has 20 year old voice.

[poopspee]

shark boy thats awesome were gonna sharky 3:16 now.i always imagined shark boy being this guy who has 20 year old voice.shark boy is awesome.

[BlademasterDevon]

LOL its not bad. The Sharkboy thing is actually funny.

[DingusStudley]

Jay Lethal is so fucking awesome now, his Macho Man impression is freaking perfect.

[Cesarmania]

That was the most retarded thing I ever seen. Shark boy been a Stone cold impersoniator. TNA can bite me.

[Gtlee15]

that elbow drop is terrible jay lethal is a good wrestler but they shouldn't have him do terrible stu[id moves

[Dynamite229915]

Shark boy 3;16

Hell Yeah

[hardcoreow]

shark boy sux

[Milos122]

Sharky rules! New Stone Cold!!!

[ThunderJuice]

Did I just hear Tenay use an insder's term in a kayfabe context??

[sladepercival]

The fact that you "despise" it makes it about 1,000 times funnier.

And that's the bottom line, cuz Shark Boy says so.

[vinnacus]

Another victory for the Black Machismo!

And...I was so excited for Shark Boy to speak...but all he did was a Stone Cold impression...but it was really good...I'm so conflicted! It wasn't what I wanted but it was still awesome. This whole situation with Big Sexy is getting kinda volatile, haha. I think the best thing now is to wait and see what happens.

[Kjobben]

HAHAHA! I loved this "new" gimmick of Shark Boy, but i think the Black Machismo is way better.

[ValentinaCrue]

why tna not realize a match like homicide vs lethal in a IMPACT! ?? fire russo !

[chaomac]

shark boy just stepped up a level

[fuzzbuzz1234]

LOL Don West's Deal Of The Day. I love that he always appears in ridiculous shirts.

Shark Boy does a really good Stone Cold impression.

[johnnydeath2]

LOL That was weird!

[mmawrestlefan]

Sharkboy is pimp! Look at the views on this video and it's only b/c he talks!

[tjhazuki1]

I just watched that segement again, lol at JB's expression at the end.

[ErnestTSpoon]

Now, Steve Austin immitating Shark Boy...that would be a travesty.

[conradojavier]

Talk to Jedite about this?

[jamesishere77]

haaha

[jami3r00]

SHARK BOY! SHARKBOY! SHARKBOY!

BLACK-MACHISMO *clap clap clap clap-clap* BLACk-MACHISMO etc etc...

[annonymous12345]

you know jay lethal is he english cus i think he's got english anthem could be wrong tho.

[Jlloyd187]

WOAH HOLD THE PHONE! shark boy talking like stone cold! what was TNA thinking? they love to twist the knife don't they!

[nukemaniac619]

omg!

nash is gonna screw shark boy like he did with

jay lethal and sonjay dutt!!!

[nukemaniac619]

oh my god what if shark boy is stone cold steve austin all this time!!!

[jakob002fc]

lol @ sharkboy

[unfamousloser]

Career killing gimmicks, ahoy!

[armandroh666]

Ok I'm not a big fan of wrestling on tv, & I'm glad I rarely watch tna now I mean Lethal as Randy Savage, Aries as the Austin Starr, & now Sharkboy as Stone Cold, this is just sad..I know they have families & money to support but both Aries & Lethal left roh for this?

[idontwantanamethough]

kevin nash is hilarious

[samstersamhamster]

its BG JAMES

[cougar143]

Black Machismo looks like a cheap rip off of randy savage

[WWEfan123123123]

What the hell is TNA thinking?

Shark Boy as Stone Cold is just a load of horseshit.

[Donnshin]

Amen to that, BROTHA!

[spike1125]

Is Shark Boy Really Steve Austin under the mask???

[nonisgram]

ROFLMAO!!!

[FuckTNA1040]

Kurt angle is the best

[LocusInter]

Man, Cant wait to see Shark Boys Makeover

[nhlalwenhlezondo]

sharkweisers, thats absolute gold, lawls. How do they stand there without laughing their asses off, lawls..

[psmgamer]

Sharkboy as Stonecold! He had the voice down perfect.

[Vertebreaker90]

WTF?! Lethal does a shittastic elbow and it pins Homicide?

[BleedingWalls]

This is awful. I miss the 90's.

[twfse]

FINALLY, SharkBoy gets a push! YES!!!

[infomistwan]

and thats the bottom line caus stone cold said so!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!

[JeremyTNA]

Give Homicide more time in singles if your gonna just jack him from ROH.

[ryanrider]

OMG The Shark talks!

[BruiserDrop]

Sharky 3:16 =Blue shirts with the plain white text on them...please make it happen TNA.You'll sell a million of them!

[drhart2006]

Haha, Sharkweisers.

[Queenie573]

Is Kevin Nash ment to look like Santa? lol

[instantclassic7]

that was an awesome impression

[XxkristishepxX]

hahahahahaha sharkweisers!! hell yeah!

[kodokanv]

LOL...that freakin awsome. I bet shark boy will drive a truck out to the ring with a shark boy logo on it.

[Dandin1]

Fake

[MrJTex]

So does anyone know the song that plays around 16:05?

[radiokoldjpooh]

Shark Boy STUNNER!

I think TNA just may have gotten GOLD.

[TigerKhanuae]

TNA rulez , Big kev is talent maker , i hope tna gife the new talent a show time . please dont keep the belt between sting and cage or jarret is broing vince russo , please dont kill tna like you did for wcw . i miss wcw , thats way am fan of tna

[joeshmoe630]

And thats the bottom line cause shark boy said so!

[Mathews11]

LOL who sees Sonjay as the ROCK! lol that would piss a few people off.....WHAT!?

[andrewtanner07]

Is it , naw it couldn't be the Rattle Snake.

[th2203]

shark boy rules!

[eyepwnmichigan]

That match was kinda weak... don't make Lethal wrestle like Macho Man... he's a great wrestler with his own style. The mocking of Macho is good, great even, but don't change his in-ring style.

[4400TVJunkie]

I completely agree. On top of that, the match was only 7 minutes. They could've gone to at least 10 or so.

[hepbeer1]

Shark Boy Steve Austin

[NightShadow54]

Why the HELL Shark Boy acting like Stonce Cold Steve Austin? If wwe sees that he will get sued...

[TheOneAngle]

Wow sounds like stone cold.

I wronder if Jason Senstion had anything to do with this. lol

[whisperingsoldier]

he has the best stone cold impression i have ever heard

[Bo0ger325]

Shark Boy is Jason Sensation....

[olz76]

Ever heard of parody? Or grammar?

[blueflame316]

And thats the bottom line, coz shark boy sed so!!!

[giantkiller1986]

WWE can not sue them, as it is a Gimmick

[dannyslam]

Well I didnt expect that lol. Funny how Sharkboy wins a legal battle for his name and now he might be changing lol.

[Maveric]

why in god's name is TNA trying to give a redneck gimmick for shark boy?

[Maveric]

I like TNA Today. Cool idea to use but a bit of a low-blow for the internet fans when you think about it. I'm just not entirely sure why.

[NewJustAnotherRandom]

Sounds heaps like Austin :P

[SUPERSUNSFAN83]

LAX KICKS ASS

[vwgti101]

that was awesome totally awesome

[SUPERSUNSFAN83]

ANYONE BETTER THAN LAX

[gottisrt10]

First, to anyone who thinks TNA would get sued, look at it again. There is refernces and obvious paraodys but nothing was ripped off. No one was wearing WWE merch and no trademarks were copied. Two, that was great, I thought monday was great also! This dragged in the start but the end was the money shot!!!

[rocky64]

TNA please have hi turn against his shark gimmick but not rip off austin completely. A beer drinking pissed off redneck whos annoyed he has to dress as a shark to earn a buck would be gold

[joe88john]

Wow now TNA is giving even Shark Boy a push AWSOMENESS! As stone cold too lmao Yay Sharkboy! Btw Kevin Nash is AWSOME at this lol

[mrf1989]

OMG!! i love this..i have 2 watch the shark boy thing again cause it was so funny!!..i love it!! if TNA Impact was shown in aus i would so be watching this!

[mjkurtzman]

Shark Boy 3:16 says I just bit your ass.

[jamesmichau]

heck yeah stone cold shark boy.

[xvorpsm]

LMFAO Shark Boy 4 president

[rkstud632]

Shark Boy , Shark Boy , Shark Boy I LOVE ITTTTTT

[maharg65]

I thought shark boy wou;d sound like Rey Mysterio.

[1Is3lE1]

"we drink alot of sharkwizer together" hah

[Mcdurg]

This was great! Shark Boy Stone COld. XD Shark Boy is the best! XDDD Drank another beer, shot another deer. XD

[1Is3lE1]

wow sharkboy is stone cold son :)

[pokezam]

Isn't TNA going to get sued for this? BTW Shark Boy was gold as Austin! Awesome stuff!

[snoop774]

holy crap...sharkboy will arrive raise hell and leave....rofl

[989RVD]

They better give Shark Boy a push. His Stone-Cold accent makes him badass.

[Rainiac666]

LMAO! Stone Cold Shark Boy!

[mrf1989]

omg, that was so funny and cool, Shark Stevie Austin Boy!

[bighustle]

someone said it in a review of LockDown i think, Jay Lethal needs to work on that elbow drop. He needs to wind the arm as he's going through the air. that elbow drop at the end of the match looked sloppy as hell. great Stone Cold Steve Austin impersonation by Sharkie. I gotta see where this goes

[RumbleManiaXXX1]

lmao stone cold shark boy

[littlepreg]

oh no, why stone cold? why not carlito? shawn michaels?

[lerocket]

shot a deer..what? drank a beer...what? shot another deer...LMAO I wonder what shark boy 3:16 says.

[Alex9220]

i thought sharkboy sounded more high pitched, not like a girl though

[TysonTNAvsWWETNAwins]

Did they add Sharboys voice?

[maxishere]

what the hell stone cold?

[kjg522]

wow kevin nash is so tall compared to JB. lol

[JMRay2007]

yeah, nash would own jbl

[Bozman19161]

Where the hell did that come from???? Is he related to Austin?? Is he trying to be like Austin???? That is wierd. If Nash tries to turn Sharkboy into Stone Cold Sharkboy, i might as well sign up for the insane ward.....

[MrJTex]

What song plays around 16:05? Who is the girl?

[ssj008]

Leticia Cline

[piscataway63]

lol the Sharkboy bit was too funny

[supercrazy]

man that was an awesome episode lol. And sharkboys impersonation was great.

[Hazardf5]

lol that was such a good impression lol

[macacd]

more good stuff

[sloan07]

75 years don....SEVENTY F'N FIVE!

[thwjustin2]

Nash must love the freedom he has in TNA.

Simply awesome.

[AJOAndre1]

I think the joke they're trying to get across is that Sharkboy is Steve Austin under that mask...Theats why Borash said "I never knew" Still hilarious none the less...

[JamieOD]

We're going to see the Shark Boy Stunner soon, aren't we?

[hepbeer1]

First of all Wo. Jay Lethal defeat Hmicide, I am suprised. And thats the bottom line cause Shark Boy sed so. LOL :D

[thechico1979]

i think it was Stone Cold in disguise!!

..who is going to replace abysse?!

[XScarredHeart]

I am now entirely convinced that anything involving Kevin Nash cannot be taken seriously.

[hashemis]

They should call him the Rattleshark... lol!

[powerline24]

Sharkboy 3:16

[tjhazuki1]

What?

[MrJohnny777]

Shark Boy OMG!!!

WHAT? WHAT? WHAT?

Damn that was funny...

[mayankmadyrocks]

sonjay dutt rocks

[TheFunker83]

Drank a beer shot a deer, drank a beer shot a deer LOL

[nirsonrivera]

I did't see that one coming! good match by lethal . lethal winning that match shows that his new look is going to stay for some time :) PS I love TNA TODAY!!

[dadogster]

why cant we see the Dixie Carter interview now???

[protoroc]

If TNA ever replaces Don West in the commentary booth, they should keep him as ring announcer/product schiller.

[lordfinx]

I wish they would replace him. They need someone with a stronger voice alongside Tenay. Teney is probably the most knowledgeable announcer in the biz, but neither him or west have ideal voices. Don West IMO would make a good backstage interviewer that gets pushed around alot.

[Rsd79]

I could not agree more. TNA does not need two super marks announcing matches.

[nukemaniac619]

omg

did shark boy sound austin

looks like we got a new SOB in town!!

[speedydudecomics]

why is shark boy behaving like stone cold steve austin???

[paulsmallwall]

I like how u play the dark matches

[prsrocker]

Nash said he was going to skake up the X division. Whats next Samoa Joe as Dusty Rhodes..lol Lets get funky like a monkey.

[roberini]

he begins talking at 17:33

[Mathews11]

AND THATS THE BOTTOM LINE! CUZ SHARKBOY SAID SO!! lol i love it! (wow i can see the future.......OMG what do you no its grumpy PO'd wwe fans) LOL

[Kellyangel02]

LAX RULES

[reddevilscelts]

TNA TODAY ! TNA TODAY ! TNA TODAY !

[markjack34]

TNA RULES #1 SHOW

[tombstone318]

ROFL o god that was funny

[TNAvsWWEvsECW]

.......shark boy as stone cold.....dont see that happening.

plus i didntknow he had a kinda red neck accent.

i lways thought he would sound kinda like aj

[marqueemoon]

kool

[devilkin07]

not only is he a shark, but hes a rattlesnake aswell!!

[JMRay2007]

he's a rattleshark lmao

[pepsiplunge578]

OMG he sounds just like austin wow lmao

[drahcirski]

and thats the bottom line, cos shark boy said so... LOL

[cenaluver4433]

Homicide losing to Lethal as Macho Man means the end of the world.

[toejam1970]

did don say he's been doing this for 75 years? what an ass

[JMRay2007]

lol shark boy imatates steve austin. Not what I expected, but it was funny he even sounded like austin.

[drahcirski]

didnt see that one coming

[clifffside]

Wow, does everybody in TNA do an impression or something??? If they do, they are pretty damn good at it.

[TLJOHN2007]

OMFG!!! stone cold shark boy!!!!

[CanadianDestroyer01]

i couldn't stop laughing.

[RJT]

Stone Cold Steve Sharkboy!

[kable33]

Good match between Lethal and Homicide.

[Haga2]

Shark Boy sounds like Stone Cold.

[RMOORE1983]

Good Show!!!

[CanadianWarMachine]

lmao Shark Boy is going to get a Austin Gimmick :O

[paynexkiller666ECW]

IS Sharkboy in this!? :D

[powerline24]

at the end

[MattMystrieo]

SB sounds alot like Stone Cold lol.

[caquan]

Sharkboy lol huh>what

[testament88]

And that's the bottom line, cause Shark Boy said so!!

[dars267]

shark boy as stone cold

i think VKM is gonna sue somebody

JORDAN ROOKIES!!! -Don West

[wedrinkritalin]

what the hell is jay lethal dressed like

[NRT4]

the macho man randy savage

[naraicks]

macho man, lol

[thechico1979]

the original Machoman Randy Savage, that's who

[bighustle]

jay lethal is dressed like the macho man

[mrjsnwwe]

clearly u haven't been watching tna

[wilkesy70]

tna keep it up

[GoldLine9x]

that was stone cold, dressed as shark boy! so is stone cold coming to tna? i hope so