Space Asshole

[LordKarnage12345]

ss13 in a nutshell

[ThatKidWithTheVideos]

HoS is a shitelord

[technoskull]

You tell mars to get bent.

[NukeAssault]

This song is a lot longer then i remember it to be. Also, how did i get here from nipples?

[novatroop]

CAPTAIN IS COMDOM

HOP ISNT DOING JOB

[StansellJ1983]

this is the 50th time i've watched this over the last two years

[frontslash78]

DOPULATION PEMORALIZED

[HellsingHellsingBR]

kill all greysuits on sight

[FacepunchForums]

Captain is condom

[MrMacSpiffy]

HEY GUYS I'M NEW TO THE STATION, I'M GONNA HIT YOU WITH A CROWBAR

[lostman313]

Goddamned klepto HOPs

[NakedAssassin1]

Fucking Greyshirts.

[lbeaumanior]

What game is this? *Not a troll question, I actually DON'T know what game is this*

[psyckho666]

@lbeaumanior Red Faction Guerrilla.

[DaionusThe23rd]

@lbeaumanior Red Faction: Guerrilla, the third installment of a series of video games about wars on mars and blowing shit up. Unlike the previous installments, this one takes place in a sandbox setting.

[SlackerSlayer]

@DaionusThe23rd THANK you for replying without any ill content to anothers question. Civility has gone the way of fair elections in this nation.

[theguywithnoname13]

@lbeaumanior google

[IAMALIENQUEEN]

AI IS ROUGE!

[wolffromsteam]

Reminds me of SS13... And those damn Cluwnes

[CountDerpula]

@wolffromsteam Reminds me of the Syndicate

[wolffromsteam]

@CountDerpula lol yeah

[ngomez0077]

This reminds me of Shemnue's "Sailors" XD

[flevosap666]

awesome!

[frontslash78]

help that faggot traiter is griffing me his name is SPACE ASSHOLE

[Enthernal0]

Space... ASSWHOREEEEEEEE!

[livingace]

I want YOU to stop being a space asshole and order me 12 party crates! BUTTBOT PARTY IN ARRIVALS

[michaelduric94]

I like the part where he says space

[LordKarnage12345]

@teejayandjon TRAITOR IN ROBOTICS AI LOCK HIM DOWN

[Audioworm]

@LordKarnage12345

"This violates Law 4: Only Traitor McGee is human."

[LordKarnage12345]

@teejayjon TRAITOR SECUIRTY

[teejayandjon]

Captain's a fucking condom

[TheSpartacat]

poetic...

[pumaturtle]

BORK BORK BORK

[AngronTheBloody]

Why are you beating me HONK HONK

[anonymoose1121]

wow ban secutuity they griffed me for no raisin aslo take these hancuffs off lol

[jrelm7]

@anonymoose1121 no raisin

[StateQuoable]

HONK HONK HONK

[StateQuoable]

HONK

[StateQuoable]

HONK

[xAngryBirds]

space asshole

[halo3freak224]

holy fuck i made that comment 4 months ago fuck man that meens i have been banned for bout 6 months :(

[ThreeSeventyFive]

Thumbs up if you are watching this in 2125

[JasonBombzero]

@ThreeSeventyFive dude some day that comment is going to get a thumbs up.

[Audioworm]

POPULATION DEMORALIZED

[wrpen99]

I didn't sign up for this. I never asked for this.

[degurkin]

This Song/Video Fits the Assistant of Space Station 13 Perfectly :3

[ApoclypticOreo]

SPESS ASHWHOL

[omegadoomknight]

This hurricane was not caused by a natural disator... It was Space AssHole!

[PanzerfaustParty]

Space Station 13.

Your source for Space Assholes.

[lolllllllllify]

SS13... ancient i hate you so much

[yumitsukun]

HONK

[PentagonBlack]

@yumitsukun

Miner 1: Hey, did you hear that?

Miner 2: Nope. Think your ears might be playing tricks on y-

Miner 1: Shhhh, there it is again! Listen!

Miner 2: ... Oh yeah, now I hear it. Huh, sounds kinda like a tru-OH GOD IT'S THAT SPACE ASSHOLE AGAIN RUN

[admLoki]

@PentagonBlack

Nick Curly: "Guys, station engineer here, I just saw an assistant loaded with laser guns to the brim, is it OK?"

[Calhoun347]

General! Theres a problem on Mars!

MOTHER OF GOD!

[MWaser]

This video is favourited by DeceasedCrab

[DeceasedCrab]

@MWaser Probably because it's an uplifting folky tune about being mean to people.

[Timinsca]

how could they kil RFG ? :(

[Cheetohands]

This just never gets old. Thank you, Chris!

[Kenshiro3rd]

THQ is trying to kill the Red Faction... I think its time to call in the Space Asshole for some "Corporate Restructuring"

[Nejihygo]

space asshole!!! Welding lockers left and right! Smashed the captain right in the face! ALl he does is anihilate and brig! Space asshole!!

(A shitcurity tribute)

[TheChaosOrb]

Space Asshole will live on in all of us. R.I.P. Red Faction

[quicksilver4648]

RIP Red Faction. THQ is closing down the franchise for an untold number of years. It was a same Armageddon was so different, in a bad way, from this wonderful game called Red Faction: Guerrilla.

[resaf]

We miss you Thumbs! Come back sooN!!!!

xo,

yours truly,

Podcast fans

[ShadowSoldior]

The simple joy of smashing shit apart with a big space hammer.

[gamman1]

I AM FROM SS13 Yoho.. (AlucardTheSonOfDracula)

[TheMutantlizard]

53 people have met the space asshole

[Zachariahmiester]

lol it's funny seeing all these SS13 people that you see all the time in the comments!

[halo3freak224]

@Zachariahmiester cuz ss13 is pro yo

[Zachariahmiester]

@halo3freak224 Inorite?

[halo3freak224]

@Zachariahmiester ino inorite

[Nejihygo]

hey cube I saw you on spacestation 14 the other day

[halo3freak224]

@Nejihygo whats your byond key im on 14 all the time

[Nejihygo]

@halo3freak224 Im on 14 and tman, HK-477 (Hard kotor refrence if you didnt know)

[CubeJackal]

@Nejihygo

Good server. Admins can be a little shitty sometimes.

[halo3freak224]

@Nejihygo ya i think i haave seen you im pummy55

[halo3freak224]

heh hammer

[halo3freak224]

and then he got the ban hammer

[Nejihygo]

SS13 anyone?

[MrAussieMiner1]

@Nejihygo

yeah and I lold through out this whole vid.

[xync4]

one of my fave games this generation!

[Gongomm]

HONK HONK :3

[eliotpearson]

Very original. We need more videos like that. The tune was kind of catchy too.

[bluetiger435]

a song about greifers

[jjboyo]

Yeah, that's good- wait.

You know what you wanna do with that, right? You wanna put a bangin' donk on it.

[dudelewis100]

Chords?



[fourchanner]

The best hammer in any game ever.

[psyckho666]

@fourchanner Ever heard about Thor? You know, the mason's bitch.

[JacobShemwell]

(the building at the end)

"Oh hey, that building looks pretty stable still! Let's go get the stuff inside befo-

*CCCCCRRRRRRRASSSSSSSSSSSSHHHH­HHH*

...."

[JoppiMoppi]

best ending ever

[MutantWren]

I'm in love.

[Runarisu]

44 people were victims of the Space Asshole.

[kattman72]

I laughed so hard I shit myself.

[headcrabwarrior6161]

now i know why everyone hates the masons in armageddon! lol

[XxUnholySoulxX]

LOL AT THE END

[SnapImaX]

This game is less than 5 bucks on steam RIGHT NOW! Goddamn.

Also: Chris Remo is the best.

[Snowfang15]

This got me into RFG now in in RFA

[rusty5150]

Started playing RF:G again after watching this. Getting Armageddon on 6/7.

[Haz1234]

This really deserves more views. Great Song. Great video.

[uglythings]

This song should have had more un-repetitiveness. Got booooring. Plus, why didn't they use good video captures instead of bad ones?

Also: great game. Nice try, dudes.

[wrpen99]

Why is this not more popular!?

[jamiejjd]

What game is this??

[DZips]

@jamiejjd Try reading the description?

[hugeackman]

what an asshole.

leave the npcs alone.

[EnDrcc]

Excuse me, I'm going to hire space asshole to save the war. Because clearly the military is inept at it.

[pwwpwwpww]

probably my favourite acoustic song. of EVAR

[halo3freak224]

i was brought here by a game called space station 13

[peaceful214]

@halo3freak224 im peacful ace the admin on spacepunch do you know me on byond?

[halo3freak224]

@peaceful214 no i dont i dont play soace punch often due to lack of players but i might go on tonight

[halo3freak224]

@peaceful214 btw my name on byond is pummy55

[tehkingofpie]

@halo3freak224

HONK!

[halo3freak224]

@tehkingofpie DONK!

[Zachariahmiester]

@halo3freak224 amen brotha

[Jason132able]

@halo3freak224 good game...



[halo3freak224]

@Jason132able duh

[CubeJackal]

@halo3freak224 In 2555 I was on a research station In space Just a quiet Backwater facility Among the stars And then one day I was minding my own business I was mopping my own floor And there he was~ Synd Asshole~ In a red suit, flying off a solar Synd Asshole~ Smashing through the Bridge And as he landed, out came his revolver, shot the HoS right in the face Synd Asshole~ Swiping emags left and right Synd Asshole~ All he does is arm nukes and fight

[halo3freak224]

@CubeJackal hahaha mopping floors right damn janitors

[halo3freak224]

@CubeJackal HONK

[lolllllllllify]

@halo3freak224 Too bad my comment on the other video got more thumbs then you

[halo3freak224]

@lolllllllllify cool story bro

[halo3freak224]

@lolllllllllify ps no it didint u got 6 mine has 134 now sto tryin to get ppl to thumbs up ur comment and gtfo troll

[lolllllllllify]

@halo3freak224 I wonder what your byond account name is... you an admin on that game?

[psyckho666]

@halo3freak224 HELL YEAH

[drgluck07]

this is awesomeee!!!!

[hagamablabla]

Now all you need is some explosions.

[SkellionPowalskiz]

Is it just me, or does that game look not only like crap, but extremely boring? It's GTA with shooting and space......

[magdeats]

@SkellionPowalskiz You know except not crappy like GTA. I swear that games made for pre treens.

[SkellionPowalskiz]

@magdeats This doesn't look much different, maybe minus the grade school humor of prostitutes and gangs, but it doesn't look like you do much else but hit things and blow stuff up.

[ChudFapper]

@magdeats

You can't really complain about a lack of maturity at the age of 17, kid.

[Zuur]

@SkellionPowalskiz The guy filming did not get a good feel for the game I guess, but the destruction engine is pretty good. And later on in the game you get one of the best weapons ever seen in a game.

[SkellionPowalskiz]

@Zuur The environmental destruction is pretty awesome, but that's not nearly enough to sell a game, at least not for me. If there's nothing truly compelling, be it gameplay, style, or anything else other than hardware, than I don't see much reason in caring.

[Zuur]

@SkellionPowalskiz Pretty much yeah, but sometimes you need a mindless sense of destruction to get through the day. I am a true space asshole.

[SkellionPowalskiz]

@Zuur I rely more on GTAIV for that, I love dicking around on the motorcycle more than anything, or sitting on an island and sniping policemen and blowing up helicopters.

[DiosGX]

@ohelnitnit Who gives a shit

[lobster1234ful]

@DiosGX chuck norris

[JesterUK2]

@DiosGX

26 people, apparently.

[TheWootikins]

@ohelnitnit and deceasedCrab is a boring fag

[NotMadeByMe]

@TheWootikins Amen.

[macinvictus]

Earn myself a days pay without being smote? That's classic

[Storgud]

They should have sent a poet.

[dxmagma]

This is the greatest video game inspired song i have ever heard.

[sailorpfat]

@dxmagma You must have not heard any before then.

[leadpoisoning717]

I want to see this set to Moonbase Alpha clips.

[MegaSakaman]

Teach me how to play this song!



[leadpoisoning717]

This song is amazing.

[FacepunchForums]

SpaceStation 13

on the SpacePunch Station server!

[nineballmk2]

@FacepunchForums

/tg/ space station is better!

[FacepunchForums]

@nineballmk2 SpacePunch Station runs on a modified /TG/Station Hehe

[neverbackdown77]

4pp

[DoctorChuck]

Every person who has played Red Faction Guerilla has flown off a ridge in a truck and flown through a bridge or walkway. i knoe i have <3

[Enthernal0]

I think this will be my theme. Because, damn, a maniacal murdering clown named Chucklefucks? It deserves it.

[wuzlump]

This would have been the perfect trailer for it.

[gojira12345678910]

Man, Chris Remo can project a demo of Bioshock Infinite at will- AND SING?!?!?

[fearlessAx]

this Charlie Sheen is some strong stuff..

[jpsma]

@Mangasage me too :)

[ThisIsRaynor]

@Mangasage REPPIN'. Not the same without the dancing black guy though.

[crabfight]

@apraveenbabu

u mad?

[GamerUnleashed]

@jon99977 That was the rudest thing I've ever read, when the guy you replied to doesn't hint to being Christian. I am Christian. You are an asshole, faggot.

[crabfight]

@GamerUnleashed

Keep twisting yer panties, lassie.

[Fatale9]

SPAAAAAAAACE Head of PERSONALL

[Enthernal0]

Space asswhoooooooooreeeeee~~

I love this.

[Killfest2010]

@metelgirlrobo o.0 i play on lla too.

[SilverTrolley]

i usually play this every time we do something on my space station 13 server

like, mining, building space colonies, or when i'm just griefing my own station.

[amoungthefree]

@SilverTrolley OMFG SPACESTATIONZ13z??? RAWRWRAWRAWAR :D

[Veoso07]

@metelgirlrobo Lmao, Yep What's your Byond Key? I Know Amoung Plays there XD Mine is Corus, You might see me ingame as Lucian Kardosa

[Veoso07]

@metelgirlrobo Which Server? XD Powerfuldevice's?

[amoungthefree]

If you guys have heard of space station 13 this song fits perfectly....

[ironhidewulf]

those space colonies cheapest building materials ever well lets get to fixing them grab the paper mache hand glue

[Fatale9]

30 guys get killed by a SPACE AAAASHOLES!

[lethalforce656]

Ahmm, far cry 2 and wizard. That is all.

[dim499]

did we ever get the chords to this song?

[MGMan37]

You should have jumped onto peoples' heads, it makes them fall over.

[Theoriginalbandit]

28 ppl are stoooooopid

[Bartzamara]

@Theoriginalbandit 28 people got hammered on the head

[ivand1979]

Kim Stanley Robinson and Ray Bradbury made 28 accounts to dislike this video.

[Andyilmatto]

This video was fun before I bought the game. Now that I'm playing it, it's hilarious!

[ZeikTuvai]

Now on sale on Steam. No excuse to not pick this game up right now and be your very own space asshole.

[Spacialvekter]

28 people were killed by Space Asshole.

[ReverendDuck]

Tenacious D should do a cover of this.

[Xenmaru00]

@ReverendDuck yes, yes they should.

[YourAverageJoey]

reinstalling...