Worst update ever.

[saultube44]

God you're beautiful!

[rrittenhouse]

@VannevarBush Haha someone needs to... Who's Chris btw?

[missburn]

Aw, you look cute here <3

[2502a25]

You are happy because it is sunny, I'd be happy if it'd cloudy now , none has what he wants.

Definitively, without place for doubts : You'd made random videos but tis is gruesome, catastrophic altogether :S

I'd like to be German :S

[PMorPMG]

einen solchen schissdreck habe ich lange nicht mehr gesehen!

mach den mist raus!!!

[rrittenhouse]

@SchmockwithCream: Go fuck yourself. Leave Kiwi alone you piece of shit. If anything she needs to KEEP posting because I enjoy ALL of her videos.

[VannevarBush]

@rrittenhouse

Would you like to do a video titled "Leave Kiwi Alone!" ?

You know what happened last time, right Chris?

[SchmockwithCream]

sucks. fuck you. stop posting vids. srsly. stop.

[EdElisea]

I know a lot of people who have a problem saying goodbye. I don't have that problem, but I always find myself saying goodbye over and over until they get it.

Bye. I'm outta here. See ya later. So long. Take Care. Bye bye. Hey! I SAID GOODBYE!

EdElisea 10/6/09

[elvisheepofdoom]

Omg I don't even cotton that much, 30 second advertisement wasted on someone who's favorite fabric is polyester and hates country music...

[fucktheusers]

kiwi ist schon!!!

[dazcwl]

0:24 ROFL, funny video.

[SLOTH929]

XD......HAHA THE DOG

[Froggyflippers]

hahaha the hampster shat me up

[800robot]

i think ur hair is pretty

[soadfe]

boa is das langweilich...

wenigstens stimmt der titel

[cOnbLeAcH]

ist sie deutsch? oder wie..

[h4mmers3x]

jop

[XxXxXHarukoXxXxX]

I just finished Duma Key a couple of months ago, hope you enjoy/enjoyed it as much as i did.

[DarkAnna666]

Meerschweinchen *-* wie süßßßß!

[rawritsronnaax]

This video reminds me so much of Robot Chicken lol.

[o0Affinity0o]

lol You're so funny. You remind me of Lily Allen :)

[SuzyTBlue1]

"I look like a sheep.." LOL Your videos are awesome :D

[PleaseTryThisAG]

mein thema wars auch :P

[Oleee93]

hehe^^

voll die werbung :D

wie ists gelaufen??^^

[KlUUBY]

Meins auch...

ich konnte nicht wiederstehen dass auch noch mal hinzuschreiben :D

[Oleee93]

du warst thema meiner abschlussarbeit heut :D

[tbeen1109]

Meins auch !

[Schattenwolf09]

.....

[ErikJoeNoise02]

you look so 80´s ...

[allGirl100]

:) :) : )  :) ::P:P):P:P:

[11bomberjoe11]

hammer geil so in der richtung the ring... mir gefällts lg...

[violinplayer33]

u need to talk louder. i cant herar u!! thts the only bad thing

[allGirl100]

get a ear job

[Nickbag14]

geile sau!

[angelicaca]

you look cute with curly hair!

[00CHRynn00]

give me a "Määääh"

x3

deine videos sind die besten *abonniert*

[thisiserk]

yeah Tapetenwechsel is like a change in scenery.

[fucktheusers]

your the best kiwi!!! sheep your crazy girl

[inkstersco]

The English for Tapetenwechsel is " Wanderlust ", or " itchy feet ".

[TITANKILLER335]

Wanderlust xDDDD

[crap0257]

WTF is this crap called.. : random crap nobody gives a SHIT about!!!!!

[DaniBby93]

Crap.. You're exactly what your name says you are.. CRAP.

[gabrielsff]

1:56

ahahahahahahhahahahahahahhaha

[bnbn123]

omfg ssheeep

bahhhh :L

Time alone? rest bite

memememeeme!!

hahah so glad i subscribed

[brasliano]

beautiful and nice hello.

[Kaliber2442]

wow...

ur sweet :)

[lilimmagus]

WTF

[klausr2]

WOW Kiwi,

danke fuer dieses Meisterwerk und diene SUPIE DUPIE Pyjama!!!! Echt SUESS.

Bin ein Riesen Fan von dir!!! (Das meine ich woertlich!!!)

Bis denne und Danke!!!!

[okaykaykayli]

your accent is so cute

[clickclackcluck]

Maybe... all people who listen understand her videos or it is her favourite language... ich weis nict...

[wobkol]

LOL Tapetenwechsel LOL @ simpson

[cheguevaraa]

Ist ja ganz lustig, und eigentlich schon professionell gemacht, aber was soll das mit dem englisch ??? Mir kommt das wie Angabe vor.

[nina92683]

i like your movie keep up the good work im olny 10 years old

[alltagzphilosoph]

Das ist nunmal der Account für ihre englischen zuhör/seher, wenn du was deutsches von ihr sehen willst such mal nach "Kiwipedia" ;)

[floygus1]

This is what MeMeMolly will look like in 10 years

[iggie200]

Ich hab 'die eine' in meiner traum geküsst, es war so lange her. Jetzt seit dann, bin ich noch allein.

[akomc]

love your hair in this video

[residentevilvirus]

"..mbeee.. seriously, what the fuck!"

it's so funny you say that without expression that's the funniest thing in that sentence

hehe,

[SugarLipsx33]

ich liebe deine videos :D ♥

[EpicWarbz]

Uncle/cousin?

.....weird.

[simpsonsrock9516]

I though tapetenwechsel means like wallpaper or removing wallpaper?

[55deutscher1991]

removing wallpaper

[MBRHIndustries]

Ah yes the clip show, I like this format. I was going to ask how you got a shot of yourself from outside the train but then I realized it was a reflection. :D

[nancyheartssid]

this is actually one of my favorite videos from you =]

[JonathanDilas]

Now you know why - like on 1:55 - it is also called Joystick. ;-)

Greetings

[AliGoneSilver]

Lol, Kiwi. You do not look like a sheep, your hair looks pretty like that! & When he was rubbing his face & like -mwalllll- (or however you want to describe it...) it was funny.

[elchris369]

ich mag dich

lol

du bist lustig

[RAVENCAT58]

I looooove your videos KIWI.... They make me smile..... YAY!

[wasistdeinefrage]

hahahha! lustig! xD

[13MangledDolls]

lol

the last part made me laugh

(rubs eye) "ugh....this is bullsh!t

[xxgothicxxdragonxx]

wtf is goin on w/u??!!!

[Jaycc81000]

I love Duma key!

[NikolayUkr2008]

hey sice ur german what does Keine mean ?

[hippiegothkris]

keine/kein/keinen is the opposite of eine/ein/einen

like: "Ich habe keinen Hund" = I have NO dog.

"Ich habe einen Hund" = I have A dog.

It is kind of like "no" but not like "nein". it only means "no" as in "none", like the opposite of a/an.

it is difficult to explain because there is no English word that exactly means 'kein'

[88Pornoallemanne88]

I think.... u have a big problem with ur self....

[atrejuz]

die hamster sind riesen geil :)

[Rasenquan]

ja schön und gut was du da redest...

kommt in dem video noch was interessantes, wie zB dich nackig zu machen???

[tastetherainbow90]

lol the puppy was cute

[kI0PuTz3R]

In der 1 Min schield die übel auf nen "rettungsblatt" oder was auch immer un liest vom feinsten ab ;)

[NeonMagersuchtAli]

Omg. I jumped when that guenia pig did whatever. Scared the crap out of me.

[Dofol]

U Germans are so lucky ith those ICE's Love those trains!!

[Be3p123]

Weve got ICE's

Yay... -.-

[karasuookomiko]

Pretty funny. Good job.

[USMCZen]

Ich verpasse wirklich meine deutschen 101 Lehren

[Maddie08209]

Tapetenwechsel xD

[MyspaceQueen66]

YOU are a retarded fucker that wasted our time.

dont be a h8er,man,not cool.

[bmw316i00]

Ich find´s Klasse. Hab mich echt amüsiert. Weiter so, ich hoffe man sieht noch mehr von Dir. Hat auf jeden Fall Stil!

[Teafaxx]

hat ja nen bisschen was von the ring....aber behindert is es trotzdem

[chant3ll3byrn3]

it worked i was confused :S

and they were big fuking fish haha xox

[lines80]

behinderte studenten schwuchteln

[Victoire3333]

du sagst es xD

[aaliyahcelia]

geiler kommentar bounce^^

[TIDETcom]

Worst Shirt ever oô

[chinchill3r]

hmm ja...irgendwie sinnlos,aber ich mag es irgendwie. grüße aus bayern,nach bayern

[dererfindersingt]

ich musste lächeln.

großen dank dafür, was auch immer du machst.

großartig.

[YumurtaliSucuk]

Die Fraus ist fertig im Kopf

[blutritter]

Um Gottes Willen das ist wahrscheinlich das sinnloseste Video aller Zeiten !

Da habe ich wieder wertvolle Minuten meines lebens verschwendet!

Danke dafür !!

[lmaoguy999]

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[BounceForMii]

brot kann wenigstens schimmeln...

aber du kannst GARNIX

[Klett90]

an alle die ein schwiss komentar hin posten fucked in your ass die lady hats echt drauf kein schwein sagt dass die videos eine logik haben müssen ALSO HALTET DIE FRESSE...

[blutritter]

Sinn macht das Video keinen da hast du recht ,aber es ist auch noch schlecht dazu, das ist mein Problem !!!

[Pipelord33]

Des video war besser als alle anderen^^

[Darknaut]

I have no idea why, but that was entertaining.

[Jazzy1233840]

lool

[SnakeePake01]

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Copy and waste no paste =D if u think this crap had stolen your time !

[bloodysven]

kompliment, du siehst wirklich sexy aus!!!

sag mal rauchst du auch?

[Lyoneee]

hey, you are pretty...and the girl behind you at 1,26...awesome! : P

[Eymaney]

Yeah! Other people are lame! :D

Du siehst gerade so genial aus. ^__^

Total kreativ irgendwie und hat was von dem "The Ring"-Video.

Top! *gg*

[LittleFOlly08]

Du siehst ja aus wie "Clarissa" :-D

[sn7426000027]

W O W .

And what was this all about?

[tritratrulala]

du bist ein sehr,sehr kranker mensch^^

aber ogott machse nix

[SiSaS8]

your english is soo funny xD

[hbsler]

ehm..ja mein gesicht is nen bissel...rot geworden!

[loumausi]

deine haare sind irgendwie pissgelb..hast du die gefärbt oder sind die von natur aus so?

[Skeeter3108]

loumausi...Dein Deutsch ist irgendwie scheiße...kam das erst so mit der Zeit oder war das von Mutter Natur so gewollt?!

[Krampfarsch]

ich finds gut! abewr ich bin auch betrunken...

[robynXreckless]

you are pretty ^^~

[josesaysdie]

hey, i'm glad to see you are fine, and that you didn't die, cause you are awesome. I stared watching your vids for the german lessons you were giving, then i got hook on your awesomeness. please do not cut you hair, you look very pretty just like that die schone speedyconkiwi rules!!!

[knoxgunn]

I have not seen your videos in a while and LOVE seeing you and LOVE your randomness and seemingly meaningless clips... You are wonderful!

[Iewkas]

Regional Bahn ftw... you cheated and took the ICE though=/

[speedyconkiwi]

Ha, I didn't! First train ride: RE, second one: IC. woop woop!

[tuckman496]

how you described "tapetenwechsel," it sounds like it would translate to the phrase "getting away from it all"

[opl1n4]

Speedyconkiwi.

[latinluvrxxx]

I won't comment on this vid(NOT A REAL COMMENT..EXPLANATION? SPAMBOT or a FIGMENT of YOUR IMAGINATION oh yeah,and mine too!!!)just kidding, cool vid!!! hugs,glitter and stars

[Coco0Sto]

oh mann die szene mit der wii...ich kann net aufhören zu lachen xD

[lunokhod27]

Lol Ich liebe die Videoclips im Video!

[callan666]

Can any of your family speak English Kiwi?

[willdabeast88883333]

are you related to the girl at 1:27 in any way? you look similar, well from what i can tell!

oh and the random animal clips really mad me happy!

talk to you soon!

oh and sorry it took me over a week to comment this! i didnt see it until i logged onto your blog.

(truth is i unsubscribed)

((that was a lie))

(((no it wasnt)))

[speedyconkiwi]

Haha yes, that's my cousin too!

[Rascalisdabest]

Go fucking kill yourself...fucking bavarian piece of shit!!! Go suck your dads cock!!!

[Tholomaios]

Ich frage mich wieso, aber das hier ist doch irgendwie... unterhaltsam.

PS: Tapatenwechsel (als Metapher) = change of scene

[LOUI5]

lol sheep

[XonicManiaK]

hmmm is das makeup oder ist deine haut einfach nur so schöön =)

whatever - in honor - me

[ArcAngellErzengell]

So I watch so much stuff on youtube, but still have never signed up.

Guess what, I now have an account due to your videos.... =) Your a very funny person. I enjoy your material so much. Thank you for taking the time to make these..

[speedyconkiwi]

No no thank YOU!!

[PastraAchat]

English: You looks very sweet on 1.55

^^ and i like your hair

German: du siehst wirklich süß aus, bei 1.55

und ich mag deine haare

[crash21244]

geiles video!!!! definitiv 5 sterne;-) wenn du mir noch verrätst, welche stadt das in video ist?:-)

Grüßle

Crash

[xqueenmadness91x]

hahah, I had a good laugh with this one Lol.

but hey, a little random always makes the too 'serious' a little funny. :D

[lovesucks1044]

your really wierd!!!!!!!!!!!

[flagregister]

"Seriously what the fuck" u said it

[maple50175]

hey im comming to germany in nov we should hang out ill be in munick

[JXintheZ]

Yay!

[MetallFistGuitar]

FUCK YOU

YOU SUXXX

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[saraswati81]

clearly, u need a life. (metallfist)

[mataicheala]

WTF ... u got a zoo in your house?

[xeriotti]

Youre hot, your cousin is a faggot....

[AtheisticDesecration]

2:34 *sheep* that made me laugh so hard

[victorbatov]

You are look like as a sheep

[ironbuttermilk]

I like your hair. . . . it's that white starry jacket I'm not crazy about.

Uncle/Cousin? Are ya sure your in Germany and not Arkansas? LOL.

I liked this silly vid.

[doehedron]

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[Masteroth1]

Hahaha, that is one of the best vids ever!!!!

[BlueOceanFilms]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! dont cut the hair!! this vid was different and thats what made it great. love ur vids girl. keep them goin.

[victorbatov]

Please learn me to speak in German

[JOHNFMKN]

omg the hair!

[TurboBobo47]

5 stars... you have a hilarious family!! and you are awesome =D i wish i could take a tapetenwechsel... i need it!

[w3npnk]

me too

I liked the learngerman speedyconkiwi better! where is she?

[blackbirdkd]

u picked up the idea of travelling, good for u, i hope u had lots of fun

[hill89]

dont say good bye we love u

u need alot of more vids

[szymon308]

your selfesteem sucks, shape up ffs. I liked the learngerman speedyconkiwi better! where is she?

[Bleriotman]

They have a saying about sheep down here in Arizona........"Tombstone, Arizona, where men are real men, and sheep are scared!"

[smsheadbanger]

lmao, i love this vid

[intelligentignorance]

Hmmph. You're a beautiful sheep. Guess that means I am scottish. ;-) Hope the change of scenery works out for you, unless your cousin drives you nuts, lol

[nodache]

That's why they have the phrase make you cry Uncle too?

[TKDGuy79]

geil :-)

Tapetenwechsel heißt übrigens "Change of scenery" auf englisch

[cranterny]

Lol! xDD

[Bourne2bwild1989]

Das ist gut! =]

[plica06]

I liked the parts that showed Germanys superior public transport system in all its efficient glory.

[FrauPflueckebeutel]

määäh ihr Schafe, määh ihr Schafe, bleibet treu mir auch im Schlafe, määh ihr Schafe.

[pinsel265245]

The right guiniepig sees precise like mine from ^^ sweet