MST3K - 0322 - Master Ninja I

[GreenGearMood]

MASTA NINJA THEEEME SONG.

[myownego]

Request: 0324 Master Ninja 2....pleeeease :)

[InvaderJim42]

@myownego Oh wow, I thought there was already a single-video version of that up, but I see I was wrong! I'll upload it right away! :D

[myownego]

@InvaderJim42 Your the best! Thanks

[cobaltscarf]

love this show

[ChaoticYak]

Me and my scary theme music will follow you and your placid Kitaro swill to the ends of the earth! ...and then, I will... HA HA! Kill you!

[cloysterd]

This "movie" leads me to suspect 80's TV writers didn't know much about ninjas.

[cobaltscarf]

@cloysterd yeah really

[silarnon]

Is Holly... Demi More? Damn, yes it is her, aged just 22. Wow.

[Cartman9091]

Why the hell did they cancel this show?

[mulletboater]

i think that this is one of the stronger joel era episodes , and i don't believe i am alone in this. the dialog between cleef and pabbon seems to give them opportunity to riff like nobodies bidness

[bruxbrux]

CAN SOMEBODY SPEAK UP?

[doubledaredevildog]

No jews in this one. Thank god.

[SELFproclaimedVIRGIN]

I AM A VIRGIN,,,,EVERYONE

[elricmb]

I found a new thing to despise...this movie

[thefaboloussob]

Well, Timothy Van Patten's only ⅓ of a good speaker. He's herd. But he's neither understood nor pleasin'.

[montyburns9991]

@thefaboloussob And he clearly does NOT have a good wire rack, nor is he wearing a push-up bra.

[InvaderJim42]

@montyburns9991 He is most certainly not pleasing!

[thefaboloussob]

@montyburns9991 Ha ha ha ha! Nice 1, 9991!

[CharlyVonKarma]

@thefaboloussob XD Thank you so much Dr Bueller, is it your day off?

[thefaboloussob]

8:11 huh huh huh he said "queef"

[gingaguy]

Wow, i never heard of this one, thanks for uploading

[prkr07]

1:16:45 How is it MST3K and the movies they mock keep predicting things? Spooky...

[mofrakker]

The Master! I remember watching this on NBC. The TV Guide review said Lee Van Cleef did battle with the 'NInja of the Week' on each episode. Never knew that MST3K did tv series.

[Cyrathil]

@mofrakker If I remember correctly, this was one of those movies which was later adapted into a movie "based" on a tv series (in that they took the show, and edited it so that it appeared to be a single story). I think there were several episodes like this.

[InvaderJim42]

@Cyrathil You are correct! To name a few of those movies, Master Ninja II, Fugitive Alien, Star Force (Fugitive Alien 2), Riding With Death.. probably a few others that escape me at the moment.

[caligo641]

My first-ever MST3K episode and still one of my favourites.

[Mst3kfanatic1]

They had two master ninja episodes, Master Ninja 1 and 2 during Joel's time. There were gonna have Master Ninja 3 during season 8 with Mike but they couldn't get the rights or something like that.

[mdlbird]

The music at 56:53 sounds like the "child clown" music from tim and eric.

[thefaboloussob]

FLUBBER!

[Skizapper]

1:02:47 "This is starting to get a little unbelievable"

An hour into the movie....

[enigma414]

servo beat box was funny as hell

[zc456]

37:30

Hey, wait a minute! That's the lobby from Die Hard.

[dimlightbulb10]

@zc456 Holy shit, I think you're on to something.

[PopVulure]

It's hard to believe that Timothy Van Patten became on of the best directors of HBO shows.

[SgtFluffytheoriginal]

This ranks right below both Godzilla Movies they Did on MST3K as my all time favorite episodes

[ChaoticYak]

Lots of good riffs in this one, but my favorite is the following:

"HIKEEB-A-LAH!"

[ChaoticYak]

"I guess you don't respect what you don't understand."

I don't respect why this movie was made.

I hear his theme music. He's around here somewhere.

"I can't! I can't!"

We know. We KNOW!

[pretorious700]

This is better than Kill Bill.

[SpiritoftheEmperor]

splendid, brother!

[Yapshire]

Fifteen minutes into this movie and I already wanna commit hari-kari.

[vampsith]

As a martial artist I find this offensively funny and absurdly hilarious. Thanks for the upload!