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  • Breathing is acctioning

  • LOL BLIND ASIANS

  • i used to be addicted to texted... IM OVER THAT NOW

  • you can tell its sarcastic if they put LOL

  • I use love texting but no one has not texting, I'm like the only one text first. I hate it simple text, I want a long talk

  • It took 3 videos for me to fall in love with your ranting. =)

  • Thumbs up for blind Asians lol

    

  • Rant about how people CONSTANTLY text eigther XD or lol, lmfao ect. When nothing is funny and it just makes so sense at all...

  • damn right

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  • I hate texting too

  • when people get bitchy towards the teacher for their mistake of texting in class. I kick his ass

  • ...Russian?

  • He's an apple.. Ikr?

  • what is MySpace?

  • did rashay say yes?

  • "AHH SHIT MY THUMB!!!!" XD DYYYYIIINNGGG!!!!!!

  • maybe they are jerking off and saying they are texting

  • Ur armenian ? I knew it :o !

  • My friend saw a poster about anti-txting saying "No one sooks at their crotch and smiles

  • I get girls numbers and I CALL them and they won't answer so I'll text them and they reply immediately with a "Hi :)". WTF??

  • OMFG u look just like my friend Alex WTF!!??

  • Guitar is not good for me? D:?!

  • Driving Like Blind Asians lolol

  • Hahaha blind Asians it's the same thing!

  • They have nothing else going on in there lives so they start drama. Here's a good example. *random girl* Omg guys suzy didnt say hi when i said hi to her I think she's avoiding me! *random girl 2* Omg emily i think she's mad at you lets get elizabeth and sabrina too talk too her. *suzy says she wasnt avoiding her. all of them at once OMG SHE IS LYING SHE HATES US I COULD TELL OMG IM NOT TALKING TO HER!!!!!

  • lol omg i love rants oh god txting is annoying thats all that my friends do i wish someone would just call or write an old fashioned letter ^^

  • I just lost it when he said the word hippo

  • THANK YOU!!!!! finaly someone who fucking gets it!!

  • dude, u are asian too ARMENIAN

  • Killing floor patriarch: text I will blast you with my rocket launcher

    High school kid: oh my friend thinks Tom is a gorilla

    Killing floor patriarch: ONE IN THE PIPE!!!!

    Look up killing floor patriarch on YouTube and you guys will know what I am talking about.

  • awh shit my thumb

  • LOLOL! Man you need to do stand-up! You are awesome and you hit on a lot of topics that are true pet peeves of mine. BTW, I loved the ones dealing with the woman issues(and I'm a woman). You have a great sense of humor... make more vids!

  • awh shit my thumb

  • "I forgot to tell bob to change his penis to 3 feet long" I seriously couldn't stop laughing.

  • I text 24/7. But this is completely true.

  • Wow, this is sooo completely true, my whole school is all about txting and crap.

  • justin called me a hippo

    i cant take this shit bro XDLOL

  • I hate being called a hippo....

  • Thumbs up if you were texting during this!!!

  • My school consists 98.457842135647888600099999% low IQ tools. I hate most people in my school.

  • i hate texting too its annoying

  • it's free to text where i live:)

  • Yeah bro 110% in agreement with you. I've got my facebook connected to my YouTube so all my friends can watch this and hopefully stop. Drives you nuts after awhile aye. -.-

  • twilight,facebook,and justin beiber...put those together and you got every single 12 year old girls wet dream

  • compulsive texter=rap fan= idiot poser=troll=cycle repeats.

  • @l3gitbrennan I am a rap fan and I aint not a poser or a troll. Don't sterotype man.

  • I totally agree with you. My friends think I'm mad at them if I don't respond to their text within an hour or so it's ridiculous!! Like if they're texting me about schoolwork or something going on over the weekend that's fine and texting in that situation is fine but I hate just texting about nothing!!!

  • black ops is addicting and its not good or really bad umless your little

  • sex is addicting and good for you

  • Somebody's mother didn't want to pay for his texting, aww poor baby!

  • I don't like texting. When I'm at home I always leave my phone at a random place. Then someone texts me, I don't reply because my phone is somewhere in the house or I don't want to reply. And then, that person starts to freak out like "omg? R U mad @ me? Y don't U txt me back?" I get like 5 messages like this. Wtf people?! If someone texts me "come help me I'm dieing!" and I read that like 5 hours later, i'll be like "Meeh, should've call me..." Now put that phone down and get a life!

  • Finally!!!!! a teenager that is not addicted to that piece of crap they call phones, teenagers that are addicted most likely have low IQs.

  • Fag.

  • I hate texting, im a medium speed texter but I think its pointless other than short things that would take up too much time to call someone for. Like meet at movies for 5, but I don't say stuff like that

  • fucking right I hate texting and drama!!!!!!

  • lol im asian and i like making fun of myself.. i can blind myself with my shoelace! :D

  • am i the only one that was staring at the green curtains the whole time?

  • lol@ 3:00

  • 0:59 what about praying, you saying the Islam religion is immoral?

  • @ExtruhKrizpee Fuck muslims

  • @mysoulhaunts HA! you'd fuck a muslim

  • I guess the reason why I love texting is because It's easy to multi task. If I'm on the phone with some one I have one arm and I have to constantly do it. With texting I can quickly text something to someone and get right back to what I was doing.

  • there is a shitload people who act like this and most of them are wankstas

  • That made me crack up!! "it looks like your jerking off!"

  • what did he say? i was texting random people.

  • I hate that 9 year old kids have cellphones and text. SEND THE FUCKERS OUTSIDE TO PLAY!

  • texting is alright, but some ppl be going to far with that junk lol

  • LMAO im wetting my ass thats how funny it is

  • You Just gained a sub, your funny as hell!#%@$# i just pissed my Pants.

  • i hardly ever text i dont just go around askin for ppls numbers thats kinda stalkerish

  • I always text in class. ^_^

  • "Justin called me a hippo" xD

  • I hate talking to people on the phone...this is why i text.

  • I never text in school.

    I admit, I text a lot. Only because my house gets BARELY ANY SERVICE TO CALL WITH. I like landlines better.

  • another rant tht i love :)

  • Yo I'm asian And I LOL'd my pants off

    Also Cool asbout the JAcking off joke

  • With school 4 days away for me, it's gunna be really annoying when people nonstop bitch about them getting caught texting

  • I LOVE drama, but I never text in class. I need to pass xD.

  • Ahahahah thats so funny ..and btw u r right ..

  • Yeah i knew a kid who got killed by some bitch texting and driving and didnt see him and she swerved and pinned him against another car :/ so fuck texting and driving, textings whatever, but if you do it while you drive you should be beat with a fucking baseball bat until you get the idea that you are a fuckin retard for texting and driving at the same time. ANYWAYS texting pretty much will lead to trouble for certain people who cant do it responsibly.

  • I hate texting to

  • ok ill admit that i text a fair amount, but i do it responsibly. I know tons of people who text CONSTANTLY and fail all of their classes because of it (well, that and the fact that theyre fucking stupid to begin with). Great rant rob, keep em comin'.

  • Oh shit MY THUMB! Haha

  • I love how he's complaining about how much he hates ppl who complain... Lol. Made me giggle(:

  • haha so tru i wish i saw this before i becam a txt addict sorry hard to stop lol

  • Lol this is great I don't even hav a phone but I hav a moron who wants to beat me up in highschool

  • I so wish texting was the biggest drama in high school

  • lol slong.... this was funny, i dont text as much as i used to but i still text abit(:

  • Ha ha! Blind Asians. I'm Asian and I think that was funny.

  • I like how you say 'pants'

    And I didn't quite understand the 'ohhhhh I forgot to tell bob about increasing the size of his penis by 3 feet' thing

    It still made me lol

  • "HE CALLED ME A FRUIT!!!!" x'D

  • I agree that texting is an unnecessary burden that devotes peoples attention from face to face communication. If we had more friendly, outgoing, genuine people willing to just talk, meet, enjoy each other's company, we wouldn't even need to text. We don't need extra distractions in our lives.

  • Hey gess what i'm useing my phone to text this comment to you yeah so suck my slong

    Asswipe

  • Love the shades

  • Hippo.. i love asians... Haha

  • Great video :D every thing you said about txting is so true and you just got a subscriber :)

    Ps: I'm Asian :/

  • Test

  • and they go like. Fuck you txting is the only way to have a life I got 5 girlfriends from txting and I'm like that's sad and he's like what's your txt number so I can txt you what I will say and I'm like I don't have a phone and he's like your a fag phones are the best tool you can txt and call people both I use to breakup so I finaly say dude you need to fucking get a REAL life breakup with a girl or guy infront of them with your voice and talk to people in front of people. God sorry for this

  • People in my school txt all the time the akeys walk into walls there so addicted i tell them to talk to them instead of typing them something and that txting sucks and they go like. Fuck you txting is the only way to have a life I got 5 girlfriends from txting and I'm like that's sad and he's like what's your txt number so I can txt you what I will say and I'm like I don't have a phone and he's like your a fag phones are the best tool you can txt and call people both I use to breakup so I final

  • shit my thumb lolololololololololol

  • fucking justin calling people hippo's.....

  • Lol, i love finding new funny youtube people!

  • My opinion? You need to calm the fuck down and not focus your energy on bitching about things that are out of your control. You can't stop people from texting. Seriously, simmer down bucko.

  • I HATE TEXTING!!! its soo stupid and pointless!!!!

  • almost everything you said about texting is true, but wat i like about texting is that u have time to think about wat to say to the person, and review wat u say before u say it. also its less awkward then if u wer talking to someone over the phone.

  • lol. Texting aint a big deal man.

  • texting almost led to a stampede at my school lmao

  • texting is the best!!!!!!!!!

    #hellyoutalmbout ?

  • lol. While we're complaining about school related things, I hate when people make fun of me for studying and don't study themselves, then get bad grades on tests and want to whine about it -_-

  • 'hey, uh, justin called me a hippo! i cant take this shit moe!'

    funniest line in the entire video!

  • iv been telling my sister the reason her phone bill is so high is she texts instead of talking. she would jest sit down next to the computer and text while chating on the computer to the same friend like she'd type ha how ya doing to her friend then text the same god damn thing to the same dumb-fuck friend and wait for her to text and type back that all she uses the computer for. I'm like pike one or the other cause I need to do me shit-ass home-work. But any ways man great video' keep it up.A+

  • lol i txt in class when im bored in class i txt the most random stuff :3

  • good vids, i'm a junior in high school and totally makes sense

  • hahahaaa i think he's a fruit!! lmoa

  • I agree wholeheartedly with the texting! I HATE texting.Texting is a sickening obsession that needs to stop, and the people who do it in class drive me insanse! (Even my aquantinces drove me crazy with it.) Same with the drivers. And on top of that, it shows that people can not/are too lazy to spell. (I'm a writer, so text lingo bugs me.) As for context, you are byond right; unless a person is good with words it can and will be mis-interpreted. Great rant!

  • i usually only text to make plans with people. i just dont think its worth it to text in class.

  • 2,500th like

  • lmao the carpel tunnel thing you did scared me a bit haha

  • im an asian........

  • I text my dad in class... Does that count as an emergency?

  • hallelujah

  • I would like to suck you pop tarts out of your toaster

  • Hahahaha "... If you call him a tool ... Or a fruit." lol "Oh no so and so called me a hippo" sorry I just thought that part was funny :]

  • who's rawshay?

  • u r soooooooooooooo wrong maybe where your from its like that but people just want to maybe cause there bored or want to talk ever think of that i know its a opinion but still

  • live and learn how to deal with

    thats all u have to say

  • live and learn how to deal with

  • You know what's bogus? When you get drama handed to you when you didn't do SHIT!!!!!! I hate school now so much because of all this stupid drama that's going on and I DIDN'T DO SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!

  • yea i dont text cause its dumb.its a waste of my time and i can just call someone instead texting.stupid texting.:D

  • Uh... no offence but...

    You say they complain, yet you have all that nerve you mentioned, to post a whole youtube video, and complain about people complaining and texting...? They complain, and you complain with a fucking Youtube video, thats probably worse than the thought of texting. Now I'm not trying to hate, but PLEASE think about what you're gonna post next time you wanna upload.

  • LOL, your funny! I like texting but I listen in class and get A's and B's I NEVER text in class... Well I did once because it was an emergency.

  • yo dude, did we get into lindsey's party... AWW SHIT MY THUMB!! lmao

  • wow this sounds like my school

  • I LOVE YOUR VIDEOS!

  • Yeah, texting is crazy. It occurs so much that people may say the acronyms used in spoken language, and when writing on paper use the acronyms or shortended words like "b4, sk8, u, r, 4, 2 (in place of to and too), etc." Yeah. Texting and driving. It has killed people........ It is even proven worse than drinking and driving... Wow. Just a texting conversation and look where it lead: Death.

  • lmao your pretty funny.

  • pretty much lol is the sarcasm thing for screw you

  • i love texting im that person who will go im my bag at sckool and strt txting.....but i do like calling better

  • LOL im subbing just cause you said that it looks like they are jerking off.. brings me back waay back to winter of 09' my friend had some iphone app were you like roll toilet paper he was playing it on his lap then he asked if i wanted to play so I was playing it then the teacher said "ummm... are you guys... giving each other treats"? ahhaha goood times

  • @billnyethe1742

    LMAO, my friend had that last year. We were waiting in the cafeteria for the NHS meeting to start and he started playing it XD

  • @billnyethe1742 roflpwned! >.<

  • the texting thing happend exactly to me! my friend just got dumped so he was taking his anger out through texting me, and it was getting really late so i said yea shes a b**** now go to bed so we went to bed and i ment it to be sarcastic but then another girl got it, told the girl that i called that, then my GF dumped me, and now they want to like both kill me..... and now like every person that knows them calls me a fag.,,, i agree i hate texting

  • ROFLMAO omg "justin called me a hipo"

  • kik ass (subs)

    JUSTIN CALED ME A HIPPO -sniff- :(

  • tht was awesome!!!! i dont txt anymore than just a quick txt, this is what im talking about,,,, i love WATCHING drama between GIRLS, bc i laugh at it, and i am a girl... but im a tomboy.... to yeah!! ur AWESOME

    !!! :D

  • OMFG!!!!!!!! YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • you remind me of nigahiga

  • I text! but not like alot. Right now my cellphone is shut off and so i need to pay off my cell.

  • i love it..lol..ur awesome

  • ppl, these guy is freakin awesome. Epic. I 100% agree with him. Good points on all ur rants,etc. Ur awesome Rob :) Make another rant!!

  • Thank you!

  • i try to avoid it as much as possible

  • True dat I'm anti texting too.

  • Im kind of addicted to texting but u totally changed my opinion! Thanks a lot!

  • Lol I freaking love you! Blind Asians, Its the same thing! :D I like my texting though ya dang hippie:p

  • You know he is actually making a lot of sense lol. I hate all those fricking tarts in my year texting under their pissin bags AARRGGHH no wonder they are so thick in the ends as they didn't listen in the end and now have no-one to copy off in their exams! Screw you TARTS.

  • Fag*

  • Oh my god, I saw one of your videos and thought you were a dag. Jesus christ you make a lot of valid points.

    Texting is the stupidest thing in the f***ing world. It's about time there's someone that hates it as much as I do.

  • lol im jap and i laughed at the blind azn thing XD

  • i'm guilty of texting too much but it NEVER gets in the way of school

  • hahahahaha i'm guilty. XD XD XD XD

  • Sounds to me like this guy is complaining about people complaining... non?

  • I love how Texting can make you seem like a jerk when you break up with your girlfriend with one.....THAT MADE ME SOO MAD!!!

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  • Lol, everything that this guy says is sad but so true!!!

  • LOL blind asians

    ye idk i don't have a phone but from what i've seen from people cells are troubbbble.

    people stealing someone elses phone

    "why is she txting me i hate her blablah"

    lol everyone txts in class and then they spazz at the teacher when she takes it away ;s

    & yeah crazy ass drivers i saw this dude his cars moving but both hands are on his phone txting..

  • Justin called me a Hippo :(

    LMAO!! xD

  • i totally agree about texting. i text, but i'd much rather talk to someone in person, or at least on the phone. your  video was pretty damn funny, too

  • Iam just wondering who can you text when ur in school ? I mean everyone else is in school

    Or they might be talking to some old stranger ?

  • other people texting in school

  • i agree with u i dont like myspace either. yaa about texting lol. i text everyday but when ppl text in class yaa i find it annoying but i only text in class when i have in class work. but when it comes to like listening and test and other stuff i listen to the teacher and close my phone. texting is addicting lol. i am kind of a champ from texting as far of my friend told me, i can text withouth seeing the letters. it is cool but addicting. ur awesome!!! awesome!! :DD:. awesome video :D.

  • i agree but your tripin

  • yea why text when you can talk to the presonn you text

  • Im a good texter, so my sarcasm is detectable(:

    Usually through emoticons.

    "Screw you >:("

    or

    "Screw you >:)"

  • a tool is a hockey term for asshole haha

  • this guy is a genious lol

  • i think hes a FRUIT

  • XD Asians!!!!

  • hahaha . your right about the wholee thing [:

  • lol Carpal tunnel...i have that sometimes lmaoo . anywayss blind asians wassactu