Charlie Brooker 'critiques' Psychic Academy on You Have Been Watching

[seansalvador1]

He's not even a 'good' psychic... it strikes me how crap they can actually be and still become famous, like Colin Fry etc.

True believer syndrome.

[255ad]

0:54 "most promising" I.E "luckiest"

[dwyermckerr99]

Nnnnnaaiiilll em up I say! Nail some sense into them! Good use of a Life of Brian quote there.

[TheMysticmusti]

lol at the dumbass troll siren underneath

[siren7193]

@TheMysticmusti Nice mature comment there boy XD

[IonPetru]

I don't understand how psychic powers are boosted by dressing up like a Chinese martial arts instructor.

[johnpetermalcolm]

@IonPetru

Oh Glasshopper. Until you can snatch pebble from Master Po's hand, you will never understand the ways of the charlatan.

[doctortehe]

Oi! Arguing people! We cannot prove that anyone of us, the universe or even our own consciousness exists, never mind God or the Devil or witches or ghosts or aliens or anything else.

So, calm yer tits and watch the clip.

[pcvideogamer]

Very popular during Victorian times and about 99% of all so called 'psychics' back then used stooges, usually in a darkened room lurking in the background was the stooge, ready for a key-word to either touch people on the shoulder or knock the table, dressed in black... all a con.. as if you didn't know :)

[JSCwrd]

Charlie makes weird noise at 2:08

[siren7193]

I think humanity has reached a point where 100% of it should know that psychics are pure liars, unfortunatly not all people wanna admit that :(

There is some sort of this wich is Magic and it does exist but when it's used you imediatly are bound for iternity in Hell wich is why it's used by the lowlife devil worshipers and masons.

[JSCwrd]

@siren7193 I see...

[siren7193]

@JSCwrd Great comment, great point !!

-_-

[JSCwrd]

@siren7193 A bit rich coming from a proponent of magic, who can apparently barely string together a fucking sentence.

[siren7193]

@JSCwrd If that's the best that you can do then you need to get a life you idiot.

[TheOmegajuice]

@siren7193

Your first sentence made you sound reasonably smart.

Unfortunately that was completely undone by your second sentence, which was completely mental!

[siren7193]

@TheOmegajuice So you just happened to crawl here and look up my comments with someone else and criticize me ??!!

Nice !

[FrazzleAndTheWolf]

@siren7193 god doesnt exist get over it

[siren7193]

@FrazzleAndTheWolf If you're gonna say something this stupid then atleast try to sound smart.

[FrazzleAndTheWolf]

@siren7193 Except I didn't say anything stupid.

[siren7193]

@FrazzleAndTheWolf Well there you go again you Monkey !

[FrazzleAndTheWolf]

@siren7193 Oh boohoo, christian gets confronted and can't handle it. Grow up.

[siren7193]

@FrazzleAndTheWolf Wait a second, by not believing in God you believe that we all came from monkeys right ? Then why did you take it as an insulte when I called you "monkey", I mean they are your "ancestors". I sure wouldn't mind if someone called me human because my ancestors are human. You see what you believing is just a stupid excuse for people who don't want to blame their mistakes on them selves, what a joke.

And by the way I'm muslim not christian. If you were intelligent you would read.

[FrazzleAndTheWolf]

@siren7193 1. Because you meant it as an insult.

2. You are the one who refuses to blame your mistakes on yourself and instead puts it down to divine intervention and sin.

3. I'm obviously more intelligent than you.

[siren7193]

@FrazzleAndTheWolf 1- That doesn't make any sense because if I had called u HUMAN you wouldn't take it as an insult no matter what you hypocrite.

2- No we don't, we say there are things u should do and things u shouldn't, when someone does a bad thing it's his fault. You live by a code that even animals don't live by, for you everything is good, what are u a rock ?!

3- You're really really not.

[FrazzleAndTheWolf]

@siren7193

1. You're missing the point.

2. Yes you do, and quite to the contrary, I don't think the world is either good or bad. Existentialism, look it up.

3. To the unintelligent, no.

[siren7193]

@FrazzleAndTheWolf First you're replying with a childish way, I could do that very easily but at least I try to be sensible and mature here, you don't. And what point did I miss exactly ?! I just proved your idea is wrong and you're replying "you're missing the point" ? That's not a respons. And no I don't, like I said I live by a rule, no doing bad things and by bad I mean drinking, smoking, drugs, sex out of marriage like animals, etc. We only Prohibit what's bad for health. Look THAT up.

[FrazzleAndTheWolf]

@siren7193 I don't smoke or drink or do drugs either, that's common sense. There is nothing, absolutely NOTHING wrong with sex before marriage. In fact, it's proven to be healthier for a couple. Did you know marriage is only a piece of paper?

[siren7193]

@FrazzleAndTheWolf Oh really ? So what's the different between someone who's having sex before marriage and a prostitute ? You'll say money but isn't THAT just a piece of paper ? And no matter how "healthy" it may be it can't get any healthier and hapier than marriage when you have two pure people together.

[FrazzleAndTheWolf]

@siren7193 The sexual appetite is a healthy factor of the human psyche. And I never said I thought there was anything wrong with prostitutes either.

Purity is a lie.

[siren7193]

@FrazzleAndTheWolf You're laughable ! Purity is a lie ? So a woman who's done it with thousands of men is as pure as a woman who's never had sex ? That's a theory that only works in your mind to be honest. And you say you think there's nothing wrong with prostitution then if you have a sister or a daughter why don't you teach them whn they grow up to be a prostitute ? If you say there's nothing wrong with it, don't be a hypocrite.

[FrazzleAndTheWolf]

@siren7193 1. Yep, because there's no such thing as purity. Human beings have been promiscuous since the dawn of time. How is a woman who has sex time and time again with her husband any "purer" than one who's had multiple sex with different men?

2. I never said I SUPPORTED it, I meant that people who want to make the choice are free to do so.

Also, in reference to one of your earlier comments, there is a difference between using money for sex when you know its just that, than with marriage.

[siren7193]

@FrazzleAndTheWolf 1- Maybe 2 u there's no such thing as purity because u lived in a comunity where there it doesn't exist, that's not an insult that's just the fact. & if a woman has sex with different men then, besides the moral and spiritual view, there's a very high % that she (or the guy) could get sexualy ill.

2- So if ur daughter said "dad I wanna become a hooker" would u support her ? If yes then u don't deserve 2 be called father nor human.

How can paper be different than other paper ?

[siren7193]

@451harri Then what's the difference between a hooker and a regular woman to you ?! Money ? Because that's not an excuse.

[siren7193]

@451harri The only way to respond to your question is with a question, and I'm being serious here. Okey then let's try this : The feeling to have your wife a virgin that has never been touched by anyone else and your the first one is just pure love. When a guy is marrying a woman who has sex with alot of men then the nuumber of conflicts will be limitless, cheating is always an option, divorce will not be a surprise. I'm not saying this because I think so, but because I saw it, alot.

[siren7193]

@451harri I'm just 19 -_- and no I said I SAW not WITNESSED. And you say it's doesn't matter to someone who has a brain ? Well actually it does and to someone who's got morals too. You just have a kreepy view point on life.

[siren7193]

@451harri Good God I never said "if you have sex with alot of people before marriage you're a bad person" :/, why are you putting words in my mouth ! I said it will hurt their marriage, and the same goes for men, nothing an-equal in my point because I didn't say anything about "bad people". Yes I love a girl right now and she loves me back, it's been two years now, and it doesn't involve any touching what so ever, and I intend to marry her in the future God be willing :).

[siren7193]

@451harri I'm a religious person my friend I do what God told me to do for good reasons, why do you think AIDS is spreading insanly fast ? Or girls getting pregnant with no husband for her nor father for her child ? Because people are having sex outside of marriage. Are you gonna tell me that that's not true ? I wish all of those problems didn't exist but they do and niglecting the cause is just stupid from our part.

[siren7193]

@451harri XD so for you to be a human being you have to have sex with alooot of women like an animal and getting married until you're sick of all the fornicating ?! Very nice, your last comment was really erased all the ones before it. Obviously you've never lived in a strong hearted and willing society like I do, and this is not an insult or me trying to be an ass, this is fact, nothing less and nothing more

[siren7193]

@451harri Well I can't nail sense in people, they'll just have to figure it out on their own. And I find it funny how you're putting words in my mouth every time :/

[WhaaaTF]

@siren7193 I have a question? Was it pure for muhammed to have sex with a a 9 year old girl outside of his other marriages? Also you're 19 and can't spell. How does that make you feel?

[siren7193]

@WhaaaTF First of all how can you be seriously talking to me when you've got that information from your stereotypical society, no he didn't wht kind of fool would believe that :/ it really makes me sad, for you people when someone sys something bad about a person you've ben made to believe that he's bad then you ultimatly take it as a fact that's pathetic !

BTW I'm not from Britain nor the US, I'm from Morocco and English is my 4th language of education so yes I make some few mistakes.

[WhaaaTF]

@siren7193 Actually I got all my information from the Hadith and Quran. Have you even read them?

[WhaaaTF]

@siren7193 oh and how can you call anyone or thing steroetypical when "When a guy is marrying a woman who has sex with alot of men then the nuumber of conflicts will be limitless, cheating is always an option" seriously what is wrong with you. You need to get laid or at least get married pronto my friend.

[siren7193]

@WhaaaTF XD If getting "laid" is all it takes to make a "man" then all the respect to wild animals.

You're so twisted that you say every crap you hear even though you know it's not true or it's full of crap, like you to be honest, you're a disgrace to the male gender.

[WhaaaTF]

@siren7193 I was saying that you need to calm down. Just read the about it for yourself. Read about Aisha. Muhammed sexual life was far from perfect and as a Muslim how can you justify that? You still didn't answer my question. Have you even read the Hadith or even the Quran? Also I never said it takes getting laid to be a man. You have a very unhealthy preoccupation towards sex and I suggest that you get "laid" I don't care if its within marriage. I just think that it would be healthy for you.

[siren7193]

@WhaaaTF Okey first of all being a muslim you have to be reading the hadith and Quran so yeah I read them and plus I know my own people's history more than you I'm sure of that. The thing that sickens me is where in God's name did you get the sick and twisted idea that Mohammed (pbuh) has done such a thing ? Didn't it accure to you that hs enemies back then were spreading such lowlife rumours about him and they got stuck since ? & u know that sexual deseases are mostly outside marriage?

[WhaaaTF]

@siren7193 Do you now? Whats to say that I wasn't once a muslim? It's good to see that the judgmental spirit of religousity is alive and well within you. Did it ever occur to you that the one place that would be free of rumours besmirching muhammed would be the hadith and quran? Oh and what does stds have to do with anything. There is a one word answer to you if you say that sex outside of marriage is wrong because of sexually transmitted diseases and the word is condoms.

[siren7193]

@WhaaaTF Your last comment is pretty unstable because yeah I know that hadith and Quran are the ones that can show you trully that all rumours concerning Muhammed (pbuh) are lies you should tell that to your self since you know that. And concerning condoms they only work like 97% a time, why would you take such a risk ?! The reason it was prohibited because it is very unhealthy and you may end up with a pregnant woman and mostly she's being dumped and left alone with the child :(

[WhaaaTF]

@siren7193 Huh? Let me put 97% into perspective. (That statistic is also based on people who don't remove all the air from a condom don't forget that) one in 50 chance that the condom won't be effective. With a UK average of 7 sexual partners per man this effectively means that condoms are the safest thing to do. I have never heard anyone say ONLY 97%. You take more of a risk driving your car down the road or eating fatty foods. The quran and hadith are the best source of anti muhammedism

[siren7193]

@WhaaaTF How in God's name are the Quran and Hadith against Mohammed when they were given to him (Quran) and said by him (Hadith) ?! XD you have absolutly no idea what so ever about our topic now do you ? I bet you anything you want that all these ignorant stereotypes you know about Islam you got from European and US media, no were else, don't say internet because you'll always find what you wanna hear in the internet.

[WhaaaTF]

@siren7193 Both Illustrate muhammed's hypocrisy, misogyny and in aisha's case lust for children. Simples just read them and you see that actually he was a horrible person.

[siren7193]

@WhaaaTF WOOOOOOOOW !!! You're really one of a kind, and this really isn't a compliment. Are you kidding me of course I've read them everyone did, I swear to God that you never have, only a blind man wouldn't see that. If you're so full of yourself tell me exactly what they say that proves he's bad, go on I'm all ears. And Aisha was his daughter you blithering idiot.

[WhaaaTF]

@siren7193 Get yourself sorted first, you blithering (<-- seriously?? I don't think my grandad talks like that anymore) halfwit. Are you really so blinded by faith that you can't question the morality of treating women as unequal to men. If you really need me to quote the quran I suggest that you havn't actually read it as you say you have done but sura 4:129, 65:1, 53:27, 4:11 all show how ridiculous Islam is. And thats just to name a few. If you want to do good the spirit of Islam is wrong.

[siren7193]

@WhaaaTF So you gudge me over a word ?! You would prefer if I cursed like an idiot right ?First that's pathetic, and second I can't believe you, obviously you've created your own "islam" what in God's name are you talking about ! Are you so stupid to think that I will fall for this ? If you read Quran you would give me the names of surat and quotes isntead you're giving me random numbers that you got from anothet stupid racist source. What is this world we're living in these days ?Moron

[WhaaaTF]

@siren7193 Ok it is clear that you are just thick. I am sorry for spending any time trying to talk sense into you fuckwit. You are blind and everyone who reads what you write is all the more stupid for reading them. I feel sorry for you. That is all

[siren7193]

@WhaaaTF Uhm ! Nice way to sound smart and inteligent kid, and you're reading my comments so you're the stupid one here right that's what you're saying ? And next time when you're in an argument give solid proves don't tell me "this is bad, this is good" and at the end say "you're thik, I was trying to talk sense into you" you're obviously a racist moron who has nothing else to do during his day so he spends his worthless time boring people. Go educate yourself because you're ignorant.

[siren7193]

@WhaaaTF I mean wife. Sorry about that tongue slip.

[Naddig74]

FlimFlam!

[DODODADATUMTEETAAA]

I want to see Danny Dyer being injured :(

[DestroyYourSkills]

@DODODADATUMTEETAAA Watch the episode of 'Never Mind the Buzzcocks' with Danny Dyer hosted by Simon Amstell. Dyer get's torn to pieces (psychologically)...

[CraigMetalHead]

Pretending you cant write without having constant eye contact with the paper... Ooooh, look at me psychic typing. BULLSHIT!

[soupalex]

@CraigMetalHead I'm impressed that "automatic writing" is just writing in big letters without taking the pen off the page... I can do that: I must be psychic, too!

[PrimaIScream]

The psychic academy is on my fucking street in South Kensington, it ruins the whole history and prestige of the area.

[jimmybloodyjimmy]

i feel your pain, i feel your shame, but your not to blame...

[wrightylee1982]

im starting to really like sarah....

[chillibeans777]

Where can we watch Danny Dyer being injured?

[tberwick1]

Its hard to find full clips of You Have Been Watching. 4OD have been taking the piss

[Robdrummer93]

@tberwick1 There's an episode with Frankie Boyle, Josie Long and Richard Bacon floating around on google search somewhere but it is ridiculously hard to find full episodes. I never paid it much attention when it was on but in comparison to the guff which Channel 4 farts out at the moment, this was a show well worth watching.

[tberwick1]

@Robdrummer93

Cheers. I tried looking many moons ago, just a bugger finding anything



[llanbo]

@Mojosbigstick

Cock off, you spacky great fucktwat.

[logician360]

@Mojosbigstick Macrobiotic food definitely exists.

Guru guru shedoo bedoo? And an ooga booga to you too.

[Mojosbigstick]

@logician360 I like your comment better than the one before!

Sorry, I realised I didn't state where those lyrics come from, so I'll go and add that now.

[DrCornwallis100]

I prefer Screenwipe :(

[451harri]

@DrCornwallis100 That's almost completely irrelevant.

[nbarrett100]

hogwarts for pricks lol