Well done, your Ripping off Scottish jokes from Frankie Boyle in your video, your not an idiot at all.
As for "Being Strict" on booze, sorry mate but it was clear to the bartender when you ordered a fucking coke......at a pub......in -Scotland-.....first thing anyone is going to think is one of three things.
1. You're a poof
2. You're underage
3. ....................................You're a poof thats underage
Surprised they even served you the coke without just shoving vokda in it regardless
SCOTLAND RULES !!! OK, we're shit at football rugby etc etc We're decent at tennis and golf though :D And also... TOP 3 IN THE WORLD FOR HEART DISEASE AND LIVER CANCER !!!
We aren't allowed to buy eggs here either :/ We usually egg people on their birthday :P
Man you're like the worst Ambassador for Scotland ever!!!! lol Scotland is host to some of the greatest minds of the last two centuries with an endless list of Inventions and Achievements.. Here is just a taster of what Scotland has given to the world:
1.T.V ( A photo-mechanical device invented by John Logie Baird in 1922).
2. Telephone ( Alexander Graham Bell patented the telephone in 1876 and now there are more than 500 million of them spanning the globe lol
scotland is noting ... great britain is nothing ... they were in the medieval and maybe into the 19th century.
but now great britain is shit and i personally think it ever was. the only good thing is the language ... cause it's so easy that every idiot is able to learn it. haha google a list of what germany brought to german people and the world stoled. u will read to ur lifes end, m8 :D
nothing against u, but ur country has nothing u could be proud of ...
wales, england, scotland and north ireland are so unimportant, that all people have to talk about "britains" when they want to collect achievements. one of these countries alone is nothing, as i said :)
but u may be proud now: murray is in the final ... Ha Ha Ha
Haha yeah....right...Germanys a shithole thats why so many Germans insist on living in British founded nations like the UK itself along with Canada and Australia and New Zealand....look at the migration statistics, Germans are the largest Migrants living in the CommonWealth Realms.
Yeah that must be because Germanys is so great right?....
Bow down to your future Turkish masters, they are coming.
german government is shit! it ruins us ... and we could need ur help to fix it :)
but u wont ... it was ur work to ruin us ... after 1. world war and after 2.. now u see us down, but germans like me will fix it and then we will get our power back. like 1871 to 1917, like 1933 - 1942. but then forever :>
and then maybe germans will be ur masters? maybe u have to learn german? u like german, hm? :D
Last anyone checked Germany Started ww2 actually and if it didn't insist invading Poland like you where warned it would of never happend.
Perhaps if you mongrels would wake up and take the fight united as one against radical Turkish and arab Islam thats expectially running over your now overtly liberal marxist nation along with all others, and also fight against Zionism, but actually democratically and lawfully, but no less radically, then and maybe then you'll be worth a damn
ure just talkin the same shit as before lol, so ill do too
there are some clean germans left ... and because german blood is the best in the world it will stay alive. in future german reich.
that isnt crazy or fanatic, many people know about fail conditions in germany today ... its just a matter of time ... justice and truth will last longest :>
britain suckz ... u live in 50 years backwards haha ... germany didnt start the war, we started the fight ;D
Whats pathetic is you dumb fucking Germans should wake up and instead of bashing the only relevent Allys you could have you could be informing like the rest of us the truth that we all are realising and coming to support.
That today western nationalism is on the rise and both Celtic and Anglo / German / Latin / Scandinavian / Slavic people and youth are on the same page.
There will be a new reich and you'll be surprised at how many of us support it you dumb shit.
Perhaps you should remember that before your fast to 'open your mouth' like a dumb twat.
But this time it wont be a German Reich, it will be a Western Nationalist Reich, I'll be uploading things on it in the coming day, if you looked at my play list you would of noticed before you where fast to make stupid remarks that I was already aware and lonnnnnng before you mentioned it, in support of it.
Its not just Germany, its the entire West, Alternative Media.
interesting point, but its too early for an western empire .... i wont have a look on ur channel.
west - east conflict is over now, the west looses its power. in future little allies will dominate, like scandinavia. but also neutral nations like switzerland will last.
u forget htat gernan reich isnt "the west" ... allies made it west and we will denie that :)
@phr34kyy: Bist du denn überhaupt Deutscher oder macht es dir nur so viel Spaß, deine Unwissenheit mit englischer Sprache zu verbergen? Egal wer du bist, es wäre schön, wenn du aufhören könntest, so viel Scheiße über Deutschland zu reden. Du gehörst nämlich zu denen, die ein Grund darstellen, weshalb weder Deutschland sich selbst noch jemand es sonst ernstnimmt. Deutsche verdienen einfach mehr Geld in englsischsprachigen Nationen, weil sie meist besser abschneiden als Engländer oder Amis. Punkt.
i was playin fable2 and i listened this and drinked cola same time and i heard here's shit. so my cola were in the floor cos i strated to laugh so much
so true omg rain all the time srsly its ment 2 b summer lol ps we dont live in castles we dont all play golf and we only wear kilts 4 special occasions
"See you Jimmy", "jings, crivvens & help ma boab", gimme fuckin' beer ya bastard, "oh flower ae Scotland" , "it's oor oil", "we hate the English", "I'll fight ya all", "will ya be having a sale?" "Shit, we didnae qualify for the World Cup again".
@lineswine The language/dialect above is 'Scots', not 'Scots Gaelic'. Scotch Pie's are brilliant though aren't they? Especially with a bit o' Broon Sahce!
@noelmasson It's a dialect/accent, but of English. Who needs subtitles or Rab C. Nesbit? No me, Jimmy!
The language of the Highlands/Islands is Scots Gaelic...as used on the TV channel "BBC Alba", or sung in by Runrig (excellent band, by the way). Irish Gaelic is a bit different, so I'm led to believe.
As for the pies? Too right...followed by mealie puddns, stovies & tablet!
It -is- sunny in the summer! I know. I was able to capture pictures of blue sky during my visit to Scotland. It actually rains without storming. Amazing. Haha, you're cute though.
Wait,I'm confused....Is Scotland regarded as an individual country or is it just a region/county/whatever of the United Kingdom?(Yeah I know,by my logic,Wales,Northern Ireland and England are regions of the Uk as well).....The UK itself acts more like a country and not like a confederation of states
How much of a dumbass can you be?God....us eastern and middle european guys are so much more educated than u english snobs....You couldn't LET US IN anything since Romania has ALWAYS been in EUROPE you dumbass,just as any country in the continent.....and if you meant the European Union,that's mainly run by Germany and France,you don't even carry the euro as ur currency.....u have as much saying in it as Belgium perhaps.....but go ahead and be snob u morron....ur economy is constantly in decline
whilst mine only goes up.....HAHAHA....ur public debth will eventually collapse you guys as u only run on deficit each year.....but by now I bet I lost you and u have no ideea what I'm actually talking about......if the European Union(or Europe in ur tiny english mind) didn't expand,u couldn't have faced ur total debth and ur economy along with a few other western ones would have collapsed...u don't know do ya?next time you READ UR STUPID FACTS YOU MORRON and pick up a book once in a while
Haha see this is the thing.....we Scottish people actualy have a laugh....and can joke about how shit our country is...even though most of us love it so much.
And yeh its true....we have bad alcohol issues...but thats what makes it so funny!!!
If u see an Alcoholic or a Junkie....its so funny coz u can do anything to them and all they do back is mumble...really my m8 took 1 of thier hats and put it in a skip....then the junkie tried to get it and fell in!!!!
screw you you non cullture lying sack of shit you have a tiny penis and yooull die young and you know what the only way youll get wet is if you get jizzed in the fce so you know what ill jizz in your face scotland is the best country
you suck dick and balls and you will die along with your mother after getting raped by rats and than aliens will buttfuck your dads brain till he will buttfuck you in the eye sockets ( SEE HOW EASY IT IS TO SWEAR AT PPL FOR NO REASON? masterglitch55 i hope u learned something...eventhough this comment is...3 weeks old)
So true I was at Glasgow airport recently and made a friend almost straight away while waiting for our luggage.I love Glaswegians they are the funniest and friendliest people I have come across.
As a scot i dont mind a bit of Scotland bashing for fun, unlike some other UK constituents we don't have a super annuated opinion of ourselves. Having said that it has to be remotely witty at least. This pile of acne driven adolescence is neither funny nor ironicly funny because it is so unfunny. It is just a nonsense. And to be honest describing Scotland as full of fat people i would have thought might have been welcoming to Americans. A scot with a german ID, I would say IS slightly suspicious
the only things scots are good at are arguing about nothing when pissed, dying from alcoholic related illness, smoking, complaining, moving to England, being shit at football, elephant polo, not having a sense of humour, claiming they speak English and retaining their accent even though they left scotland aged 10 months
yep and thats how we like it but we never get any credit for stuff suck as PENICILAN,TOILETS,ELECTRICITY(was first discovered by a scott)so i take it your from some fucked up country like england or wales ireland rules helped us in battle of sterling rome was taking over the world , built a wall to keep us out, england was taking over, we kicked there ass so to Dufflebagboy778 your a fucking prick
2) If you glorify freedom so much, how come you put down Ireland when it is more independant than you
3) If you are going to quote wars, please remember that England beat you more times by FAR, including Flodden when you got beaten by Catherine of Aragon and Scottish royal family was out of action for 70 odd years before it was revived with a marriage with the English Royal family.
We learnt today how big a fuckin' idiot you are...I bet you come from the border areas, where your in the mountains and live a sheltered life in some pithole of a cellar....
don't come to scotland if you like fun, the nanny state have banned everything. If you want to commit a crime however a judge will give you about 2 years if you kill 10 people. BY THE WAY people in scotland don't say like before every word.
I won;t say that Scotland get lots of un-Sunny days, all the times i have been to that country were pretty nice, even during january. So come on - Scotkand has marvelous weather.
Rebeca Black LOL
abelpower 4 months ago
Everyone is getting wet in Scotland
megamaa 8 months ago
PLEASE MAKE A NEW VIDEO!
MrLmao9 9 months ago
You say there is no sun but I'm pretty sure I can see sun light reflecting off you're face lol?
xVSxReMiiXeD 9 months ago
@xVSxReMiiXeD your*
Jostra123 4 months ago
@Jostra123 sunlight*
xVSxReMiiXeD 3 months ago
Well done, your Ripping off Scottish jokes from Frankie Boyle in your video, your not an idiot at all.
As for "Being Strict" on booze, sorry mate but it was clear to the bartender when you ordered a fucking coke......at a pub......in -Scotland-.....first thing anyone is going to think is one of three things.
1. You're a poof
2. You're underage
3. ....................................You're a poof thats underage
Surprised they even served you the coke without just shoving vokda in it regardless
phr34kyy 9 months ago 2
Lol I'm actually moving to Germany from Edinburgh :] u have a cool Scottish\german accent :)
NotFamousKid 9 months ago
SCOTLAND RULES !!! OK, we're shit at football rugby etc etc We're decent at tennis and golf though :D And also... TOP 3 IN THE WORLD FOR HEART DISEASE AND LIVER CANCER !!!
We aren't allowed to buy eggs here either :/ We usually egg people on their birthday :P
smr919 10 months ago
Comment removed
exoskeletonsz 1 year ago
Scotland is the greatest. Take it from a member of Clan Murray!
scotlandmurray 1 year ago
Had 2 post this from bottom up so it would all fit !!!!!!!! lol SCOTLAND RULES!!!!!!!!
blairxauld 1 year ago
Man you're like the worst Ambassador for Scotland ever!!!! lol Scotland is host to some of the greatest minds of the last two centuries with an endless list of Inventions and Achievements.. Here is just a taster of what Scotland has given to the world:
1.T.V ( A photo-mechanical device invented by John Logie Baird in 1922).
2. Telephone ( Alexander Graham Bell patented the telephone in 1876 and now there are more than 500 million of them spanning the globe lol
3. Telegraph
4. First computer
blairxauld 1 year ago
@blairxauld
WTF?!
scotland is noting ... great britain is nothing ... they were in the medieval and maybe into the 19th century.
but now great britain is shit and i personally think it ever was. the only good thing is the language ... cause it's so easy that every idiot is able to learn it. haha google a list of what germany brought to german people and the world stoled. u will read to ur lifes end, m8 :D
nothing against u, but ur country has nothing u could be proud of ...
captain1432 1 year ago
sorry it bothered you so much !!! lol zeich hei NAZI !!!!
blairxauld 1 year ago
Comment removed
captain1432 1 year ago
This has been flagged as spam show
@blairxauld haha yes it bothered me ..
wales, england, scotland and north ireland are so unimportant, that all people have to talk about "britains" when they want to collect achievements. one of these countries alone is nothing, as i said :)
but u may be proud now: murray is in the final ... Ha Ha Ha
captain1432 1 year ago
@captain1432 Socland wales and england are Great Britain. Wrong many inventions came from the british isles aswell that the world uses today
viperreturns 11 months ago
@viperreturns
i already said of what gb consists of ... and ure right ... from the "british isles" cames a lot ;D
captain1432 11 months ago
@captain1432
Haha yeah....right...Germanys a shithole thats why so many Germans insist on living in British founded nations like the UK itself along with Canada and Australia and New Zealand....look at the migration statistics, Germans are the largest Migrants living in the CommonWealth Realms.
Yeah that must be because Germanys is so great right?....
Bow down to your future Turkish masters, they are coming.
phr34kyy 9 months ago 4
@phr34kyy
ure completely right :D
german government is shit! it ruins us ... and we could need ur help to fix it :)
but u wont ... it was ur work to ruin us ... after 1. world war and after 2.. now u see us down, but germans like me will fix it and then we will get our power back. like 1871 to 1917, like 1933 - 1942. but then forever :>
and then maybe germans will be ur masters? maybe u have to learn german? u like german, hm? :D
captain1432 9 months ago
@captain1432
Last anyone checked Germany Started ww2 actually and if it didn't insist invading Poland like you where warned it would of never happend.
Perhaps if you mongrels would wake up and take the fight united as one against radical Turkish and arab Islam thats expectially running over your now overtly liberal marxist nation along with all others, and also fight against Zionism, but actually democratically and lawfully, but no less radically, then and maybe then you'll be worth a damn
phr34kyy 9 months ago 2
@phr34kyy
ure just talkin the same shit as before lol, so ill do too
there are some clean germans left ... and because german blood is the best in the world it will stay alive. in future german reich.
that isnt crazy or fanatic, many people know about fail conditions in germany today ... its just a matter of time ... justice and truth will last longest :>
britain suckz ... u live in 50 years backwards haha ... germany didnt start the war, we started the fight ;D
captain1432 9 months ago
@captain1432
Whats pathetic is you dumb fucking Germans should wake up and instead of bashing the only relevent Allys you could have you could be informing like the rest of us the truth that we all are realising and coming to support.
That today western nationalism is on the rise and both Celtic and Anglo / German / Latin / Scandinavian / Slavic people and youth are on the same page.
There will be a new reich and you'll be surprised at how many of us support it you dumb shit.
phr34kyy 9 months ago 3
@captain1432
Perhaps you should remember that before your fast to 'open your mouth' like a dumb twat.
But this time it wont be a German Reich, it will be a Western Nationalist Reich, I'll be uploading things on it in the coming day, if you looked at my play list you would of noticed before you where fast to make stupid remarks that I was already aware and lonnnnnng before you mentioned it, in support of it.
Its not just Germany, its the entire West, Alternative Media.
Allies today, be surprised
phr34kyy 9 months ago
@phr34kyy
interesting point, but its too early for an western empire .... i wont have a look on ur channel.
west - east conflict is over now, the west looses its power. in future little allies will dominate, like scandinavia. but also neutral nations like switzerland will last.
u forget htat gernan reich isnt "the west" ... allies made it west and we will denie that :)
u suck
captain1432 9 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
@captain1432
Your your Turkish masters then since your think like them as well, defeatism and lack civilized unity.
East will be nothing and always will amount to nothing, only a matter of time before they pull a stupid and get called on it, again.
Meanwhile in Germany apparently the Turks are taking over.
26 . media . tumblr . com / tumblr_lf50zyuFok1qbm2rfo1_500 . jpg
phr34kyy 9 months ago
@phr34kyy: Bist du denn überhaupt Deutscher oder macht es dir nur so viel Spaß, deine Unwissenheit mit englischer Sprache zu verbergen? Egal wer du bist, es wäre schön, wenn du aufhören könntest, so viel Scheiße über Deutschland zu reden. Du gehörst nämlich zu denen, die ein Grund darstellen, weshalb weder Deutschland sich selbst noch jemand es sonst ernstnimmt. Deutsche verdienen einfach mehr Geld in englsischsprachigen Nationen, weil sie meist besser abschneiden als Engländer oder Amis. Punkt.
Jaeger203 6 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
5. Fax Machine ( Invented by a blacksmith in Dumfries in the early 19th Century)
6. First cloned mammal ( Dolly the sheep)
7. Anesthetics
8. Penicillin
9. Hypodermic Syringes
10. Themos flasks
11. Pneumatic Tyres
blairxauld 1 year ago
This has been flagged as spam show
blairxauld 1 year ago
Comment removed
blairxauld 1 year ago
Comment removed
blairxauld 1 year ago
24. King Arthur (Despite claims to the contrary, there is a lot of evidence that King Arthur and most of the knights of the Round Table were Scottish)
25. Auld lang syne ( most recognised song in world after Happy Birthday, written by poet Robert Burns)
26. Hollow Pipe Drainage (Hugh Dalrymple (Lord Drummore) (1700 - 1753) Invented hollow-pipe drainage
27.The Cloud Chamber ( was invented by Charles Thomson Rees Wilson (1869 - 1959) an eminent Edinburgh scientist)
blairxauld 1 year ago
Comment removed
blairxauld 1 year ago
wait... y do u have a german id?? that's weird...
dziendobre111 1 year ago
darn...im half scots irish
olives24z 1 year ago
i was playin fable2 and i listened this and drinked cola same time and i heard here's shit. so my cola were in the floor cos i strated to laugh so much
ultima5252 1 year ago
you deffinately should work for Scottish tourism...lol
mybnz190 1 year ago
so true omg rain all the time srsly its ment 2 b summer lol ps we dont live in castles we dont all play golf and we only wear kilts 4 special occasions
chocolatemad10 1 year ago
I love this joke but. Are you English?! LOL.
PandaPhysics 1 year ago
Want to speak scotch? Try
"See you Jimmy", "jings, crivvens & help ma boab", gimme fuckin' beer ya bastard, "oh flower ae Scotland" , "it's oor oil", "we hate the English", "I'll fight ya all", "will ya be having a sale?" "Shit, we didnae qualify for the World Cup again".
lineswine 1 year ago
@lineswine Scotch is a drink not a language.
noelmasson 1 year ago
@noelmasson Fuck off...it's a pie!
(I can see you can't tell a joke when you see one.)
BTW there's no such thing as "Scotch/Scots/Scottish language"...it's Scots Gaelic.
lineswine 1 year ago
@lineswine The language/dialect above is 'Scots', not 'Scots Gaelic'. Scotch Pie's are brilliant though aren't they? Especially with a bit o' Broon Sahce!
noelmasson 1 year ago
@noelmasson It's a dialect/accent, but of English. Who needs subtitles or Rab C. Nesbit? No me, Jimmy!
The language of the Highlands/Islands is Scots Gaelic...as used on the TV channel "BBC Alba", or sung in by Runrig (excellent band, by the way). Irish Gaelic is a bit different, so I'm led to believe.
As for the pies? Too right...followed by mealie puddns, stovies & tablet!
lineswine 1 year ago
hm scottish are crazy.
MrKabanosi 1 year ago
Scotland is cool, cuz I was born here.
Just kidding :L But I do love my country :)
MsExplosiveSocks 1 year ago
This guy is an arsehole and obviously knows nothing about Scotland or Scottish people don't listen to a word of his shit
eats72 1 year ago 2
This guy is an arsehole and obviously knows nothing about Scotland or Scottish people don't listen to a word of his shit
eats72 1 year ago
Oh, my, god, It's rainy..... it's huminty is so high. You said that is gud? I hate rainy days.. especially when the day the rain broke my iPod touch.
Thebignoobshow 1 year ago
haha i like it! xD
Supersony92 1 year ago
i'm scottish, and I live in Germany. The people who egg people are all international students; americans
where about are you from in Germany?
thomasdickinson 1 year ago
i seen the sun once in aberdeen, in 1997
lianafrancis 2 years ago
YEAH!!! Go Scotland!!! :D
AmberFur 2 years ago
Haha:) loved the ending!
XxcarmixXx 2 years ago
aha aberdeen for liffffffe
harley1211 2 years ago
I love your accent...I want to go to scottland! I love rain :D
Jordgubbsmix 2 years ago
There's a lot of negativity in the chats, its called sarcasm. If you looking for enlightenment go somewhere else, hopefully not Wikipedia.
rems025 2 years ago
egging
larsonson571 2 years ago
You don't get egged in Germany??
CoquettishGame 2 years ago
fucking egging... yaaasss
GMcC1875 2 years ago
It -is- sunny in the summer! I know. I was able to capture pictures of blue sky during my visit to Scotland. It actually rains without storming. Amazing. Haha, you're cute though.
pyrgress 2 years ago
haha so true man
kravmaniac81 2 years ago
the part about all the rain...is SO true. i was in Scotland for 5 days and it rained for 5 days strait, but it was a lovely country.
I would move there in an instant!!!
withitsays 2 years ago
(: hehh,i love this video
Dorcickany 2 years ago
Wait,I'm confused....Is Scotland regarded as an individual country or is it just a region/county/whatever of the United Kingdom?(Yeah I know,by my logic,Wales,Northern Ireland and England are regions of the Uk as well).....The UK itself acts more like a country and not like a confederation of states
dudeeeeee16 2 years ago
Scotland, England, Northern Ireland and Wales are all different countries. The uk is a unitary state.
91Yon 2 years ago
Comment removed
Motorbikesrule999 2 years ago
I hate you!
Why are you called a Romanian?
If your just a small part of Africa?
Motorbikesrule999 2 years ago
What kind of morron are you?Romania is in EASTERN EUROPE,not in Africa.....Lol....This is just dumb.
dudeeeeee16 2 years ago
Sarcasim ¬¬
Now learn some facts about Europe, since we just let you in for some stupid and unknown reason.
Motorbikesrule999 2 years ago
How much of a dumbass can you be?God....us eastern and middle european guys are so much more educated than u english snobs....You couldn't LET US IN anything since Romania has ALWAYS been in EUROPE you dumbass,just as any country in the continent.....and if you meant the European Union,that's mainly run by Germany and France,you don't even carry the euro as ur currency.....u have as much saying in it as Belgium perhaps.....but go ahead and be snob u morron....ur economy is constantly in decline
dudeeeeee16 2 years ago
whilst mine only goes up.....HAHAHA....ur public debth will eventually collapse you guys as u only run on deficit each year.....but by now I bet I lost you and u have no ideea what I'm actually talking about......if the European Union(or Europe in ur tiny english mind) didn't expand,u couldn't have faced ur total debth and ur economy along with a few other western ones would have collapsed...u don't know do ya?next time you READ UR STUPID FACTS YOU MORRON and pick up a book once in a while
dudeeeeee16 2 years ago
funny the sun is on ur face the hole time but thats cool ur videos rock
itzmillertime3000 2 years ago
Haggis
TheInfinityEffect 2 years ago
yass mon the scoots the main thing about scotland is wee are the only country that can take a joke about ourselvs lol
cammymcghee 2 years ago
Comment removed
cammymcghee 2 years ago
dunbar is in east lothian, scotland
The sunniest town in the uk!
I live in that town and see no sun lmao
alwaysallblacks 2 years ago
science joke:
whats the hottest part of the sun?
awnser:page 3
marioluigi321 2 years ago 2
Haha see this is the thing.....we Scottish people actualy have a laugh....and can joke about how shit our country is...even though most of us love it so much.
And yeh its true....we have bad alcohol issues...but thats what makes it so funny!!!
If u see an Alcoholic or a Junkie....its so funny coz u can do anything to them and all they do back is mumble...really my m8 took 1 of thier hats and put it in a skip....then the junkie tried to get it and fell in!!!!
Chrisy426 2 years ago
Reads and believies the SUN?
MTBLeague 2 years ago
your conclusions about stupid people are stupid
oneSeabean 2 years ago
anyway i still want to visit scotland someday!:)
ledaper1994 2 years ago
This comment has received too many negative votes show
you are probably the biggest douchebag i have ever seen on youtube.
buttheadak 2 years ago
Amazing hahahhaa
MauriceGazagne 2 years ago
Plookie faced wee fuck face, from a private hoose, probably never been oot withoot his mammy.
Somebody buy him a Fucking ticket to, up his own Arsehole.
tintocatwallader 2 years ago
well,
you only saw the part of Scotland you want to see.
themoss 2 years ago
ha i liked it. im going to scottland
kommie21 2 years ago
screw you you non cullture lying sack of shit you have a tiny penis and yooull die young and you know what the only way youll get wet is if you get jizzed in the fce so you know what ill jizz in your face scotland is the best country
masterglitch55 2 years ago
haha^^
MasterOfDNS 2 years ago
you suck dick and balls and you will die along with your mother after getting raped by rats and than aliens will buttfuck your dads brain till he will buttfuck you in the eye sockets ( SEE HOW EASY IT IS TO SWEAR AT PPL FOR NO REASON? masterglitch55 i hope u learned something...eventhough this comment is...3 weeks old)
zoidbetag 2 years ago 2
your accent is fucked m8
its like hoff canadian hoff chookter!!!
foreigners!!!! wikipedia ---> chookters!!!!
real scottish people like ken!!!
stegh5 2 years ago
he's optimistic
TheKwoodsy 2 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
Man you are a fucking loser
poorcrofter 2 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
I'll never get that 5:35 minutes back in my life, its just gone.... :(
TheGibbMan 2 years ago
Scotland is shit don't come there.
COME TO ENGLAND, IT'S SO MUCH BETTER!!!!
.....
No, not really :D
legobauarbeiter 2 years ago
Scotland is a shithole.
NWOshill 2 years ago
fuck u asshole
adnrkf5a 2 years ago
If god gave the world an enema, Scotland is were he would stick the nozzle.
NWOshill 2 years ago
Ayye Yer Sum Cunt Fir 1 Cunt Like
sparky1632 2 years ago
grandios, einfach grandios :D
Isamy 2 years ago
here is an advice for you, rebecca: don't come here, it's shit!
hahaha!
born2bextrem 2 years ago
scotland isnt always raining belive
me we had a heat wave
XxTwiistedDeSiReSxX 2 years ago
i was in edinburgh last week... the sun was shining on all 6days i was there... and i had no suncream with me :D
TheRealSavage 2 years ago
London is better than the whole of Scotland. lmao it's true too.
Ulmeyda08 2 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
paste this to 2 other videos
go to ur channe and see ur comments
JUST DO IT IT
IcEAcE123456 2 years ago
scotland is amazin! id never move ta any other country . most ppl in glasgo are really friendly, u kan jst chat 2 anyone (:
Sophaayx 2 years ago
So true I was at Glasgow airport recently and made a friend almost straight away while waiting for our luggage.I love Glaswegians they are the funniest and friendliest people I have come across.
eilidha 2 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
paste this to 2 other videos
go to your channel and see your comments
JUST DO IT IT'S SCARY!!
MrCauliflower 2 years ago
sheepshagger.. you didnt get the stabbed by a toddler number..
oO18KiNGHuN73Oo 2 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
1-paste or copy
2-paste this on 2 diffrent videos
3-hold ur breath for 10 seconds
4-look at your hand
Grimtone20 2 years ago
i have been to scotland !
Argonautiscp 2 years ago
thats probably why people are white in scotland there is no sun.
sickbasterd123 2 years ago
Ye should get involved in VisitScotland
ye know how to sell the country
mikeyT1413 2 years ago
plz sub me ive watched all your vidios
and yes England is better
mrcheesypuff 2 years ago
I agree, England isn't any better.
pocenha 2 years ago
lol well London is better than Scotland
LauraIsobelx 2 years ago
London isn't country.
splendid696 2 years ago
Fuck that ya wankerR english R pussys go watch brave heart ye stupid wasteman!
Worldspinsaround 2 years ago
lol wtf??
tahpwner 2 years ago
You sound like you are freshly cut from your Mammies apron strings.
Try doing the same video in a few years times when you experiance your home country a little more.
conected2life 2 years ago
¤ø„¸¸„ø¤º°¨¸„ø¤º°¨ post to 3 other vids
¨°º¤ø„¸ Copy „ø¤º°¨ press F5 twice
¸„ø¤º°¨Paste ``°º¤ø„¸ OK
¸„ø¤º°¨¸„ø¤º°¨¨°º look at ur backgroud
lamborginim 2 years ago
When going to Scotland remember to adjust your watch for tim period, 25 yrs should do the trick (not my joke before i get moaned at).
GO Scotland though, I luv ya really
0rthanus 2 years ago
ahahaha
LauraIsobelx 2 years ago
As a scot i dont mind a bit of Scotland bashing for fun, unlike some other UK constituents we don't have a super annuated opinion of ourselves. Having said that it has to be remotely witty at least. This pile of acne driven adolescence is neither funny nor ironicly funny because it is so unfunny. It is just a nonsense. And to be honest describing Scotland as full of fat people i would have thought might have been welcoming to Americans. A scot with a german ID, I would say IS slightly suspicious
dalgy500 2 years ago
welcoming to americans? not all of us are fat you know! and being all "bootylishious" is in right now....kind of
swallowthecoconut 2 years ago
Dont forget the Midges aswell....went camping, got eaten alive.....Love Scotland though, long live the UK.
VillaMan08 2 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
he is like a white nigger or something wtf????? :D
ghostriderblack89 2 years ago
the only things scots are good at are arguing about nothing when pissed, dying from alcoholic related illness, smoking, complaining, moving to England, being shit at football, elephant polo, not having a sense of humour, claiming they speak English and retaining their accent even though they left scotland aged 10 months
MickeyLove01 2 years ago 4
you fuckin gimp everything you said fucking faild
leajo47 2 years ago
It's okay to be scottish and inferior, don't cry about it ya big baby
MickeyLove01 2 years ago
Comment removed
ToniMusicLove 2 years ago
okay fuck scotland !!!
Dufflebagboy778 2 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
**** you asshole!!
nkssk5 2 years ago
I agree! Scotland is great!
RIOLU1996 2 years ago
i live in edinburgh and it's all true apart from the thing about the sun
jonjon18 2 years ago
no its not glasgow has fucking amazing clubs and pubs
leajo47 2 years ago
Fuck Glasgow, go to Edinburgh.
AlbanZap 2 years ago
chukter
adnrkf5a 2 years ago
Comment removed
jonjon18 2 years ago
u fuking gay
africanwildog 2 years ago
Yeah that's funny, however Scotland in fact is a wonderful country ;) thanks
frucsiga 2 years ago
This comment has received too many negative votes show
NO one cares about scotland lool
Dufflebagboy778 2 years ago
except for everyone
metalhead666jakob 2 years ago
in scotland
socarulz 2 years ago
yep and thats how we like it but we never get any credit for stuff suck as PENICILAN,TOILETS,ELECTRICITY(was first discovered by a scott)so i take it your from some fucked up country like england or wales ireland rules helped us in battle of sterling rome was taking over the world , built a wall to keep us out, england was taking over, we kicked there ass so to Dufflebagboy778 your a fucking prick
reaper53772 2 years ago
yass you rule man : [) scotland forever!
leajo47 2 years ago
Reaper, Couple of points there:
1) England, Wales and Ireland arent fucked up.
2) If you glorify freedom so much, how come you put down Ireland when it is more independant than you
3) If you are going to quote wars, please remember that England beat you more times by FAR, including Flodden when you got beaten by Catherine of Aragon and Scottish royal family was out of action for 70 odd years before it was revived with a marriage with the English Royal family.
Sorry buddy but ur no better
0rthanus 2 years ago
LOL! Thats so funny! xD And btw, yes, i am scottish ^^
Mabozarichy123 2 years ago 2
We learnt today how big a fuckin' idiot you are...I bet you come from the border areas, where your in the mountains and live a sheltered life in some pithole of a cellar....
jockhowe 2 years ago
dude that was some funny shit!!! hahahahahah
spback123 2 years ago
ahh that's more like it, your English accent is coming out a little more...
MickeyLove01 2 years ago
S'how the middle classes up here speak. Fake scottish.
communistkalashnikov 2 years ago
This comment has received too many negative votes show
you are a prick and need a good kick in the mouth and maybe a "random knife attack" WHAT A WANK!!!!
scottishandrew1 2 years ago
don't come to scotland if you like fun, the nanny state have banned everything. If you want to commit a crime however a judge will give you about 2 years if you kill 10 people. BY THE WAY people in scotland don't say like before every word.
bocher222 2 years ago
why dont you fuck off back to germany then? this twat represents himself and his own pesimistic views.
NiGhtMarEs0nWax 2 years ago
I not from Germany but I could understand a German speaking english better than a sotchman jibbering.
seatea1 2 years ago
Sorry, typographical error...I meant Scotchman.
seatea1 2 years ago
This comment has received too many negative votes show
I'm glad I'm not scotch.
seatea1 2 years ago
scotch is whisky mate,dont you mean a scotsman!, Maybe your just happy your not a glass of whisky!,i dont know,get back to me and let me know!.
jayb72x 2 years ago
I am from Edinburgh and i live in Spain, but you know i miss Scotland its a great country, you should be more proud....ass
wingnutboy1979 2 years ago 7
scotland has no drinking age idiot
forbesty19 2 years ago
err yes it does :L!
TooSmallToBeTrue 2 years ago
thats right I get wet wen I was in scotland....You have grate scotish language !!:p
404ErOr404 2 years ago 2
Haha, sounds like a great place, eh? :P
LadyPumpernickel 2 years ago
what ever u lier scotland isnt like that
mon the scots and if and what makes you country much beter
stefza2k7 2 years ago 3
lmaoo, xxx
ermm,, thiss is amazee :) x
im actulllyyyyy in loveee with your voicee(: ♥♥
i lovee youu ermm,? johnn was itt? Xxxxxxxx
gymgalalfred 2 years ago
SCOTLAND ROXX
im scottish btw!
PeteWentzRocks00 2 years ago
wow ! someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed!
o0nyssa0o 2 years ago
I won;t say that Scotland get lots of un-Sunny days, all the times i have been to that country were pretty nice, even during january. So come on - Scotkand has marvelous weather.
If you want the Sun - go to Zimbabwe
P.S. I'm Russian
ballzofire82 3 years ago 2
some facts you missed: scottish people are super racist
youngbleeb 3 years ago
yes we are :D
adnrkf5a 2 years ago
and shameless about it too, isnt that right Douglas McInnisbreed, or is it Scott Mullignantly-O'Racist ;)
youngbleeb 2 years ago
lol om-wow!! Paraniod car drivers on Halloween! And hey American's our fat too!
hns135 3 years ago
4:40 :DDDDDDDDDDd
panelolli 3 years ago
Had you thought of working for the Scottish Tourist Board, Jon?...it would put a little excitement in their work! :D Jack
raconter1 3 years ago 2
I'm coming to Scotland in late August, into the next week in September, to Highland Dance in the Worlds??? idk lmao. something like that.
I will actually be celebrating my birthday, in Scotland. lmao.
3mmaDilemma 3 years ago
Yes
ComicsofViggo 3 years ago
He is from scottland....
Capero95 3 years ago