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  • Rebeca Black LOL

  • Everyone is getting wet in Scotland

  • PLEASE MAKE A NEW VIDEO!

  • You say there is no sun but I'm pretty sure I can see sun light reflecting off you're face lol?

  • @xVSxReMiiXeD your*

  • @Jostra123 sunlight*

  • Well done, your Ripping off Scottish jokes from Frankie Boyle in your video, your not an idiot at all.

    As for "Being Strict" on booze, sorry mate but it was clear to the bartender when you ordered a fucking coke......at a pub......in -Scotland-.....first thing anyone is going to think is one of three things.

    1. You're a poof

    2. You're underage

    3. ..............................­......You're a poof thats underage

    Surprised they even served you the coke without just shoving vokda in it regardless

  • Lol I'm actually moving to Germany from Edinburgh :] u have a cool Scottish\german accent :)

  • SCOTLAND RULES !!! OK, we're shit at football rugby etc etc We're decent at tennis and golf though :D And also... TOP 3 IN THE WORLD FOR HEART DISEASE AND LIVER CANCER !!!

    We aren't allowed to buy eggs here either :/ We usually egg people on their birthday :P

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  • Scotland is the greatest. Take it from a member of Clan Murray!

  • Had 2 post this from bottom up so it would all fit !!!!!!!! lol SCOTLAND RULES!!!!!!!!

  • Man you're like the worst Ambassador for Scotland ever!!!! lol Scotland is host to some of the greatest minds of the last two centuries with an endless list of Inventions and Achievements.. Here is just a taster of what Scotland has given to the world:

    1.T.V ( A photo-mechanical device invented by John Logie Baird in 1922).

    2. Telephone ( Alexander Graham Bell patented the telephone in 1876 and now there are more than 500 million of them spanning the globe lol

    3. Telegraph

    4. First computer

  • @blairxauld

    WTF?!

    scotland is noting ... great britain is nothing ... they were in the medieval and maybe into the 19th century.

    but now great britain is shit and i personally think it ever was. the only good thing is the language ... cause it's so easy that every idiot is able to learn it. haha google a list of what germany brought to german people and the world stoled. u will read to ur lifes end, m8 :D

    nothing against u, but ur country has nothing u could be proud of ...

  • sorry it bothered you so much !!! lol zeich hei NAZI !!!!

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  • @captain1432 Socland wales and england are Great Britain. Wrong many inventions came from the british isles aswell that the world uses today

  • @viperreturns

    i already said of what gb consists of ... and ure right ... from the "british isles" cames a lot ;D

  • @captain1432

    Haha yeah....right...Germanys a shithole thats why so many Germans insist on living in British founded nations like the UK itself along with Canada and Australia and New Zealand....look at the migration statistics, Germans are the largest Migrants living in the CommonWealth Realms.

    Yeah that must be because Germanys is so great right?....

    Bow down to your future Turkish masters, they are coming.

  • @phr34kyy

    ure completely right :D

    german government is shit! it ruins us ... and we could need ur help to fix it :)

    but u wont ... it was ur work to ruin us ... after 1. world war and after 2.. now u see us down, but germans like me will fix it and then we will get our power back. like 1871 to 1917, like 1933 - 1942. but then forever :>

    and then maybe germans will be ur masters? maybe u have to learn german? u like german, hm? :D

  • @captain1432

    Last anyone checked Germany Started ww2 actually and if it didn't insist invading Poland like you where warned it would of never happend.

    Perhaps if you mongrels would wake up and take the fight united as one against radical Turkish and arab Islam thats expectially running over your now overtly liberal marxist nation along with all others, and also fight against Zionism, but actually democratically and lawfully, but no less radically, then and maybe then you'll be worth a damn

  • @phr34kyy

    ure just talkin the same shit as before lol, so ill do too

    there are some clean germans left ... and because german blood is the best in the world it will stay alive. in future german reich.

    that isnt crazy or fanatic, many people know about fail conditions in germany today ... its just a matter of time ... justice and truth will last longest :>

    britain suckz ... u live in 50 years backwards haha ... germany didnt start the war, we started the fight ;D

  • @captain1432

    Whats pathetic is you dumb fucking Germans should wake up and instead of bashing the only relevent Allys you could have you could be informing like the rest of us the truth that we all are realising and coming to support.

    That today western nationalism is on the rise and both Celtic and Anglo / German / Latin / Scandinavian / Slavic people and youth are on the same page.

    There will be a new reich and you'll be surprised at how many of us support it you dumb shit.

  • @captain1432

    Perhaps you should remember that before your fast to 'open your mouth' like a dumb twat.

    But this time it wont be a German Reich, it will be a Western Nationalist Reich, I'll be uploading things on it in the coming day, if you looked at my play list you would of noticed before you where fast to make stupid remarks that I was already aware and lonnnnnng before you mentioned it, in support of it.

    Its not just Germany, its the entire West, Alternative Media.

    Allies today, be surprised

  • @phr34kyy

    interesting point, but its too early for an western empire .... i wont have a look on ur channel.

    west - east conflict is over now, the west looses its power. in future little allies will dominate, like scandinavia. but also neutral nations like switzerland will last.

    u forget htat gernan reich isnt "the west" ... allies made it west and we will denie that :)

    u suck

  • @phr34kyy: Bist du denn überhaupt Deutscher oder macht es dir nur so viel Spaß, deine Unwissenheit mit englischer Sprache zu verbergen? Egal wer du bist, es wäre schön, wenn du aufhören könntest, so viel Scheiße über Deutschland zu reden. Du gehörst nämlich zu denen, die ein Grund darstellen, weshalb weder Deutschland sich selbst noch jemand es sonst ernstnimmt. Deutsche verdienen einfach mehr Geld in englsischsprachigen Nationen, weil sie meist besser abschneiden als Engländer oder Amis. Punkt.

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  • 24. King Arthur (Despite claims to the contrary, there is a lot of evidence that King Arthur and most of the knights of the Round Table were Scottish)

    25. Auld lang syne ( most recognised song in world after Happy Birthday, written by poet Robert Burns)

    26. Hollow Pipe Drainage (Hugh Dalrymple (Lord Drummore) (1700 - 1753) Invented hollow-pipe drainage

    27.The Cloud Chamber ( was invented by Charles Thomson Rees Wilson (1869 - 1959) an eminent Edinburgh scientist)

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  • wait... y do u have a german id?? that's weird...

  • darn...im half scots irish

  • i was playin fable2 and i listened this and drinked cola same time and i heard here's shit. so my cola were in the floor cos i strated to laugh so much

  • you deffinately should work for Scottish tourism...lol

  • so true omg rain all the time srsly its ment 2 b summer lol ps we dont live in castles we dont all play golf and we only wear kilts 4 special occasions

  • I love this joke but. Are you English?! LOL.

  • Want to speak scotch? Try

    "See you Jimmy", "jings, crivvens & help ma boab", gimme fuckin' beer ya bastard, "oh flower ae Scotland" , "it's oor oil", "we hate the English", "I'll fight ya all", "will ya be having a sale?" "Shit, we didnae qualify for the World Cup again".

  • @lineswine Scotch is a drink not a language.

  • @noelmasson Fuck off...it's a pie!

    (I can see you can't tell a joke when you see one.)

    BTW there's no such thing as "Scotch/Scots/Scottish language"...it's Scots Gaelic.

  • @lineswine The language/dialect above is 'Scots', not 'Scots Gaelic'. Scotch Pie's are brilliant though aren't they? Especially with a bit o' Broon Sahce!

  • @noelmasson It's a dialect/accent, but of English. Who needs subtitles or Rab C. Nesbit? No me, Jimmy!

    The language of the Highlands/Islands is Scots Gaelic...as used on the TV channel "BBC Alba", or sung in by Runrig (excellent band, by the way). Irish Gaelic is a bit different, so I'm led to believe.

    As for the pies? Too right...followed by mealie puddns, stovies & tablet!

  • hm scottish are crazy.

  • Scotland is cool, cuz I was born here.

    Just kidding :L But I do love my country :)

  • This guy is an arsehole and obviously knows nothing about Scotland or Scottish people don't listen to a word of his shit

  • This guy is an arsehole and obviously knows nothing about Scotland or Scottish people don't listen to a word of his shit

  • Oh, my, god, It's rainy..... it's huminty is so high. You said that is gud? I hate rainy days.. especially when the day the rain broke my iPod touch.

  • haha i like it! xD

  • i'm scottish, and I live in Germany. The people who egg people are all international students; americans

    where about are you from in Germany?

  • i seen the sun once in aberdeen, in 1997

  • YEAH!!! Go Scotland!!! :D

  • Haha:) loved the ending!

  • aha aberdeen for liffffffe

  • I love your accent...I want to go to scottland! I love rain :D

  • There's a lot of negativity in the chats, its called sarcasm. If you looking for enlightenment go somewhere else, hopefully not Wikipedia.

  • egging

  • You don't get egged in Germany??

  • fucking egging... yaaasss

  • It -is- sunny in the summer! I know. I was able to capture pictures of blue sky during my visit to Scotland. It actually rains without storming. Amazing. Haha, you're cute though.

  • haha so true man

  • the part about all the rain...is SO true. i was in Scotland for 5 days and it rained for 5 days strait, but it was a lovely country.

    I would move there in an instant!!!

  • (: hehh,i love this video

  • Wait,I'm confused....Is Scotland regarded as an individual country or is it just a region/county/whatever of the United Kingdom?(Yeah I know,by my logic,Wales,Northern Ireland and England are regions of the Uk as well).....The UK itself acts more like a country and not like a confederation of states

  • Scotland, England, Northern Ireland and Wales are all different countries. The uk is a unitary state.

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  • I hate you!

    Why are you called a Romanian?

    If your just a small part of Africa?

  • What kind of morron are you?Romania is in EASTERN EUROPE,not in Africa.....Lol....This is just dumb.

  • Sarcasim ¬¬

    Now learn some facts about Europe, since we just let you in for some stupid and unknown reason.

  • How much of a dumbass can you be?God....us eastern and middle european guys are so much more educated than u english snobs....You couldn't LET US IN anything since Romania has ALWAYS been in EUROPE you dumbass,just as any country in the continent.....and if you meant the European Union,that's mainly run by Germany and France,you don't even carry the euro as ur currency.....u have as much saying in it as Belgium perhaps.....but go ahead and be snob u morron....ur economy is constantly in decline

  • whilst mine only goes up.....HAHAHA....ur public debth will eventually collapse you guys as u only run on deficit each year.....but by now I bet I lost you and u have no ideea what I'm actually talking about......if the European Union(or Europe in ur tiny english mind) didn't expand,u couldn't have faced ur total debth and ur economy along with a few other western ones would have collapsed...u don't know do ya?next time you READ UR STUPID FACTS YOU MORRON and pick up a book once in a while

  • funny the sun is on ur face the hole time but thats cool ur videos rock

  • Haggis

  • yass mon the scoots the main thing about scotland is wee are the only country that can take a joke about ourselvs lol

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  • dunbar is in east lothian, scotland

    The sunniest town in the uk!

    I live in that town and see no sun lmao

  • science joke:

    whats the hottest part of the sun?

    awnser:page 3

  • Haha see this is the thing.....we Scottish people actualy have a laugh....and can joke about how shit our country is...even though most of us love it so much.

    And yeh its true....we have bad alcohol issues...but thats what makes it so funny!!!

    If u see an Alcoholic or a Junkie....its so funny coz u can do anything to them and all they do back is mumble...really my m8 took 1 of thier hats and put it in a skip....then the junkie tried to get it and fell in!!!!

  • Reads and believies the SUN?

  • your conclusions about stupid people are stupid

  • anyway i still want to visit scotland someday!:)

  • Amazing hahahhaa

  • Plookie faced wee fuck face, from a private hoose, probably never been oot withoot his mammy.

    Somebody buy him a Fucking ticket to, up his own Arsehole.

  • well,

    you only saw the part of Scotland you want to see.

  • ha i liked it. im going to scottland

  • screw you you non cullture lying sack of shit you have a tiny penis and yooull die young and you know what the only way youll get wet is if you get jizzed in the fce so you know what ill jizz in your face scotland is the best country

  • haha^^

  • you suck dick and balls and you will die along with your mother after getting raped by rats and than aliens will buttfuck your dads brain till he will buttfuck you in the eye sockets ( SEE HOW EASY IT IS TO SWEAR AT PPL FOR NO REASON? masterglitch55 i hope u learned something...eventhough this comment is...3 weeks old)

  • your accent is fucked m8

    its like hoff canadian hoff chookter!!!

    foreigners!!!! wikipedia ---> chookters!!!!

    real scottish people like ken!!!

  • he's optimistic

  • Scotland is shit don't come there.

    COME TO ENGLAND, IT'S SO MUCH BETTER!!!!

    .....

    No, not really :D

  • Scotland is a shithole.

  • fuck u asshole

  • If god gave the world an enema, Scotland is were he would stick the nozzle.

  • Ayye Yer Sum Cunt Fir 1 Cunt Like

  • grandios, einfach grandios :D

  • here is an advice for you, rebecca: don't come here, it's shit!

    hahaha!

  • scotland isnt always raining belive

    me we had a heat wave

  • i was in edinburgh last week... the sun was shining on all 6days i was there... and i had no suncream with me :D

  • London is better than the whole of Scotland. lmao it's true too.

  • scotland is amazin! id never move ta any other country . most ppl in glasgo are really friendly, u kan jst chat 2 anyone (:

  • So true I was at Glasgow airport recently and made a friend almost straight away while waiting for our luggage.I love Glaswegians they are the funniest and friendliest people I have come across.

  • sheepshagger.. you didnt get the stabbed by a toddler number..

  • i have been to scotland !

  • thats probably why people are white in scotland there is no sun.

  • Ye should get involved in VisitScotland

    ye know how to sell the country

  • plz sub me ive watched all your vidios

    and yes England is better

  • I agree, England isn't any better.

  • lol well London is better than Scotland

  • London isn't country.

  • Fuck that ya wankerR english R pussys go watch brave heart ye stupid wasteman!

  • lol wtf??

  • You sound like you are freshly cut from your Mammies apron strings.

    Try doing the same video in a few years times when you experiance your home country a little more.

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  • When going to Scotland remember to adjust your watch for tim period, 25 yrs should do the trick (not my joke before i get moaned at).

    GO Scotland though, I luv ya really

  • ahahaha

  • As a scot i dont mind a bit of Scotland bashing for fun, unlike some other UK constituents we don't have a super annuated opinion of ourselves. Having said that it has to be remotely witty at least. This pile of acne driven adolescence is neither funny nor ironicly funny because it is so unfunny. It is just a nonsense. And to be honest describing Scotland as full of fat people i would have thought might have been welcoming to Americans. A scot with a german ID, I would say IS slightly suspicious

  • welcoming to americans? not all of us are fat you know! and being all "bootylishious" is in right now....kind of

  • Dont forget the Midges aswell....went camping, got eaten alive.....Love Scotland though, long live the UK.

  • the only things scots are good at are arguing about nothing when pissed, dying from alcoholic related illness, smoking, complaining, moving to England, being shit at football, elephant polo, not having a sense of humour, claiming they speak English and retaining their accent even though they left scotland aged 10 months

  • you fuckin gimp  everything you said fucking faild

  • It's okay to be scottish and inferior, don't cry about it ya big baby

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  • okay fuck scotland !!!

  • I agree! Scotland is great!

  • i live in edinburgh and it's all true apart from the thing about the sun

  • no its not glasgow has fucking amazing clubs and pubs

  • Fuck Glasgow, go to Edinburgh.

  • chukter

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  • u fuking gay

  • Yeah that's funny, however Scotland in fact is a wonderful country ;) thanks

  • except for everyone

  • in scotland

  • yep and thats how we like it but we never get any credit for stuff suck as PENICILAN,TOILETS,ELECTRICITY(­was first discovered by a scott)so i take it your from some fucked up country like england or wales ireland rules helped us in battle of sterling rome was taking over the world , built a wall to keep us out, england was taking over, we kicked there ass so to Dufflebagboy778 your a fucking prick

  • yass you rule man : [) scotland forever!

  • Reaper, Couple of points there:

    1) England, Wales and Ireland arent fucked up.

    2) If you glorify freedom so much, how come you put down Ireland when it is more independant than you

    3) If you are going to quote wars, please remember that England beat you more times by FAR, including Flodden when you got beaten by Catherine of Aragon and Scottish royal family was out of action for 70 odd years before it was revived with a marriage with the English Royal family.

    Sorry buddy but ur no better

  • LOL! Thats so funny! xD And btw, yes, i am scottish ^^

  • We learnt today how big a fuckin' idiot you are...I bet you come from the border areas, where your in the mountains and live a sheltered life in some pithole of a cellar....

  • dude that was some funny shit!!! hahahahahah

  • ahh that's more like it, your English accent is coming out a little more...

  • S'how the middle classes up here speak. Fake scottish.

  • don't come to scotland if you like fun, the nanny state have banned everything. If you want to commit a crime however a judge will give you about 2 years if you kill 10 people. BY THE WAY people in scotland don't say like before every word.

  • why dont you fuck off back to germany then? this twat represents himself and his own pesimistic views.

  • I not from Germany but I could understand a German speaking english better than a sotchman jibbering.

  • Sorry, typographical error...I meant Scotchman.

  • scotch is whisky mate,dont you mean a scotsman!, Maybe your just happy your not a glass of whisky!,i dont know,get back to me and let me know!.

  • I am from Edinburgh and i live in Spain, but you know i miss Scotland its a great country, you should be more proud....ass

  • scotland has no drinking age idiot

  • err yes it does :L!

  • thats right I get wet wen I was in scotland....You have grate scotish language !!:p

  • Haha, sounds like a great place, eh? :P

  • what ever u lier scotland isnt like that

    mon the scots and if and what makes you country much beter

  • lmaoo, xxx

    ermm,, thiss is amazee :) x

    im actulllyyyyy in loveee with your voicee(: ♥♥

    i lovee youu ermm,? johnn was itt? Xxxxxxxx

  • SCOTLAND ROXX

    im scottish btw!

  • wow ! someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed!

  • I won;t say that Scotland get lots of un-Sunny days, all the times i have been to that country were pretty nice, even during january. So come on - Scotkand has marvelous weather.

    If you want the Sun - go to Zimbabwe

    P.S. I'm Russian

  • some facts you missed: scottish people are super racist

  • yes we are :D

  • and shameless about it too, isnt that right Douglas McInnisbreed, or is it Scott Mullignantly-O'Racist ;)

  • lol om-wow!! Paraniod car drivers on Halloween! And hey American's our fat too!

  • 4:40 :DDDDDDDDDDd

  • Had you thought of working for the Scottish Tourist Board, Jon?...it would put a little excitement in their work! :D Jack

  • I'm coming to Scotland in late August, into the next week in September, to Highland Dance in the Worlds??? idk lmao. something like that.

    I will actually be celebrating my birthday, in Scotland. lmao.

  • Yes

  • He is from scottland....