Bibleman!

[Mansad03]

No joke I went to one of those live shows when I was a kid hahaha it fucking stupid

[lazaroinbed2010]

hahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!

[zeustruth]

LOOOOOOL <---- thats the and NOTHING BUT the truth. word for you christians and this sick Fucker called what...Bibleman? WTF DUDE?????? i mean stop it making me laugh my ass off here, first off the god is evil...THATS the real truth...want proof ? its right out of the KJV and other bibles LOL...get a life.

[superfawful65]

@zeustruth They should make a show called Cthulhuman.

[DefenderDT]

@superfawful65

They actually did! Episode 1 had tonnes of action, CthulhuMan going around and eating everyone in the entire world.

But after that it got kind of boring. I mean hell Episode 2 was just him chilling out in the ruins of the world.

Episode 3 and on were him just staring into the screen ala Hypnotoad.

Season 2 is supposed to be good though, promises of a war with the Elder things, maybe a polyp or two... Who knows?!

[megastoejoe]

=O your shiting me...

[UltimateFashion1]

God hates unicorns

[falchion49]

I really want a guy who hangs around a school wearing a mask telling my daughter who to have as friends.

[dimcoin]

He has a lightsaber.

[rmiller415]

His super powers are...faith...faith and a light saber. His nemesis is named Luxor? Ahhhhhhhhahahhahahahaha. And christians wonder why they get beat up all the time. I've got nothing against your faith, but when you rip off all kinds of second rate superheros/villians, you're asking to be punched in the kawk.

[legionpeep]

I went to a Christian grade school I used to love this guy

[irllcd13]

Words fail me.

[gamefreak12321]

Eh, the new ones are too forgive and forget. In the old adventures, he'll just kill a bitch.

[CaptainSiberia]

If you think Bad Company corrupts good character, you should hear Bob Seger!

[Godzilla52]

training for the Crusaders of the future.

[Skanzy69]

Bible man is a bell end

[ultraucidium]

Satan and Jesus does not approve of this D:

[Hazardous95]

I find this easy to masturbate to...wait...

[jackthayer]

so what bible man is telling me is.... STONE THE SINNERS and SHE'S A WITCH A WITCH I TELL YOU WE MUST WEIGH HER WITH A DUCK AND BURN HER AT THE STAKE

[YurNotSpecial]

"Shield of faith"

Hahaha! Ain't that the truth!

[whitejammrock101]

George lucas gonna sue a bitch

[Totalwar476]

HAHA I remember watching this when i was young. But if bible man came to a elementary school dressed like that the police would beat his ass

[Jalanko13]

I had a friend who loved this show and could quote lines of dialogue. Of course, i actually kinda think it's a novel concept, and it was the 90's, so it's excusable.

[Suomivlog]

Cartman made a tv show...

[bgsk8]

what

[pampamproductions]

I don't remember learning anything from this show, so don't freak about it.

[unicornXfart]

what...the fuck...is this......

[calmreason]

Dearest Dawkins Almighty - what in Pascal's name? Are they for real?

[scotttebben]

When we expose children to one religion, it inevitably indoctrinates them. If we expose children to many religions it unequivocally inoculates them.

[batistaker123]

Childhood indoctrination. 

[OOTWL]

the message of the lord come's in many way's ,thus, it depend's on which one you follow, glamourization's belong to man, but realization's belong too those of you who will here the word's and seek the truth, this truth will not find you , but you find it? this is etched in your heart the day you were born "REMEMBER WHO MAID YOU'. signed: LION OF GOD.

[Kom3tBrawl]

I'm not hating on Christians here, I used to be one. But really, is this not one of the most retarded things to come from Christianity?

[TheBermudaMan]

...with a special guest appearance by Richard Dawkins as the diabolical LORD ATHEIST!

[OOTWL]

@TheBermudaMan ATHEIST IS ONE TRANSFORMED FROM THE TRUTH, all who read this dont lose sight of who you are.

[StingKing456]

lol guys dont hate. I grew up watching these. Plus I am a christian. -commence christian hate-

[Berzerkerevl]

Jesus couldn't design a costume that was less gay.

[TheBiAtheist]

Seriously God? This is the best your people can do?

[OOTWL]

@TheBiAtheist atheist is one lost from the way of the light of god.

[TheBiAtheist]

@OOTWL You people bore me. You're nothing more than a parrot. You're a little kid who repeats what mommy and daddy shoved into your head. If you were born in the Middle East, India, or China, you'd be parroting some other 'truth'.

Educate yourself before you assume to tell me who I am.

[fallingskyz]

Bibleman, watch out for your weakness! LOGIC!!! lolz

[TheBiAtheist]

@fallingskyz [:

[DemonMage]

Ah, I guess it's time to indoctrinate our children into beliving the ramblings of mad-men wondering the Desert over 2000 years ago... BTW, I love the look on the little girls face @ 2:34. She is literally in WTF mode :D

[SgtPiggie]

@Gamtiwia

At the church I used to go to when I was a kid, the church would lure kids in with free pizza.

[papalolita]

Who will win in this duel: Bibleman vs Rapeman?

[slothtopsy]

@papalolita Rapeman by rape.

[fuzzywzhe]

@Gamtiwia "Were they that desperate to convert people into Christians to have to resort to such brain washing tactics. Pitiful"

This is about making money, and nothing more.

First, it's exploiting people to work on this project for nearly free, if they believe "in the mission", and even though the final product is crap, people will buy it because "it's Christian". So cheap labor, guaranteed audience -> profit.

[Guitaristt64]

I Remember Going To Church And Watching This Lol

[PirateMonkeyFilmz]

X_____x

[RichGilly]

I hate this shit; brainwashing kids with mythological bullshit - and it's poorly produced brainwashing too... Why do parents automatically assume their kids should be the same faith as them... or have any faith at all.

[mightyninja0]

i Love this show especially when they made it more superhero like instead of the adventures of Biblical Barney and friends

[piemakesmelol]

@mightyninja0- You love this show? Are you mad? It's so retarded it makes Rain Man look like Stephen Fry...seriously, this is for sad pathetic losers grasping onto the concept that there'sa God that's going to save them. Sorry to dissapoint but...no, there's not.

[mightyninja0]

@piemakesmelol You need Jesus that is all i have to say.

[piemakesmelol]

@mightyninja0- You need a brain that is all I have to say.

[Vadiac]

Hmmmm, another sad attempt in which Christianity tries to cash in on something.

[HeWhoIsIAm420]

MANUAL OVERRIDE?

[intel1g3ntmovem3nt]

next, bible man will fight his arch nemesis quran dude

[Tenari1]

I have to say....I'm likin' that villain in the blue tights and his weird singing and dancing :P

[dialgamanboy]

Hey Bibleman, what's that about "Turning the other cheek"?

... Screw that... LIGHTSABER FIGHTS!!!!!!!!!!!!

[LobsterPotsticker]

Man that villain was SNAZZY! :O

[SprattyD]

this is why we can't have nice things :-(

[korkiwi]

Every time I walk into a Goodwill I always see at least one VHS of this show in the movies section. That clearly shows what people think of this show.

[Air4swan]

Wow. This was just referenced on a Red Letter Media video.  I forgot about this show--heard of it but never seen any of it.

[fNiLoss]

IF JESUS SAW THIS WTF DO U THINK HED SAY?

[A16AdamWalker]

@fNiLoss Just a guess, he'd sound similar to when Peter Griffin introduced Christ to George W Bush. You know the whole "You know nothing of my work" speech.

[RandomBS88]

BUYBULL MAN!!!!! Maybe us atheists could use a tacky superhero? Skeptic Man? Cpt. Rational? Or just say, "nah, fuck it"? And yeah, no waist-belt of truth cuz the buybull is bullshit.

[ShadyNinja248]

Yeah this just goes to show you that Christians are Hypocrites...Even their "role models" are worse than the mainstream secular ones...

[GameofThronesChris]

This is awful! My friends dad produced this show and he has the actually costume

[askegg]

@GameofThronesChris I have a perverted desire to obtain said costume.

[Rikun1]

@askegg So do I!

[carolineholding]

@GameofThronesChris he could auction on ebay and donate the proceeds to the atheist society?

[Glanecia]

wow....



[TheSuburbanBase]

I used to love these videos!

An awesome series for Christian kids,(or any kind of kid.)

They had a good message.

[everydaymisfits]

it said in the bible not to idelize humans.... wtf is this shit! im a fucking christien bitches!

[TheBombanater]

I'm a Christian and this is why everyone thinks were nuts. I would also like to add that my children will never hear of Bibleman.

[klaybush]

at :59 do you see those two girls? one of them babysat me, no joke. and at 1:46, that's a better clip

[klaybush]

at :59 do you see those two girls? one of them babysat me, no joke.

[realtalk293]

why are all these athiest here? i loved this show as a kid... atheist go away, you guys are the devils biggest tool to decive manipulate and destroy, the bile warns us about you

[Unicron4ever]

I'm an Atheist and even *I* find that show sacrilegious!!!

[Master36029]

what...the.....fuck.

[weedrd]

Male 35-44

Male 25-34

Male 45-54

What a surprising audience...

[Xalimata]

this came to my church once it sucked lol!

[frankiebaby725]

I can't believe this is a real thing

[painsey]

who the fuck gave the green light for this crap lmfao im fucking speechless

[painsey]

the dutch version would be better it would be called the satanic bible woman. She would have the gloves of fisting, the g string of watersports, the boots of testicle crushing, the mask of gimp and the bull whip of anal strap on rape. And her side kick would be cross gender woman and her amazing stallion called thrust.

[Daghead]

Waist belt of... sorry!

Hahaha

[Raaszhecku]

@Daghead Apologizing? I didn't know bibleman was catholic!

[xxlonewolfxx37]

we don't need jesus. we need bibleman!

[WSPWeasel]

It actually hurts to watch it...but, like a horrible bible thumping train wreck, I could not look away. Time for something intellectual and non-fantasy.

[Thesagga]

THIS FUCKED UP MY NIGHT !!!

[LogicLyfe]

I would like to see a fight between Spawn, and Bibleman.

[dudbomb3000]

As a kid, I always thought that he needed training from Toa Tahu or Yoda.

[dudbomb3000]

When I was a kid, I rather preferred biconical or star wars. I thought that they would just go up to the bad guys in bible man's show and impale them on a light saber or sword. I liked Bible man as a kid and liked him, up to that new crapy series "the new adventures of bible man". I think they ran out of money when they made that. :P Oh, and I'm still Christian.

[dontworrybehappy6]

Holy Shit...I really watched this crap? I remember when I was 5 I watched this all the time, now I'm an atheist.

[Daburcor]

Jesus...

[pidaman72]

really bibleman i hated him so much even as a christian i gotta say this is stupid as balls (facepalm) this is worst than preaching vegetables....

[MengoMango]

His shoes of peace prevent him from using his sword. He needs new shoes to engage in violence.

[nirvanajoe8452]

jajajaja.......this sucks just as bad as christianity

[OptimisticCynic715]

@5:48 Whoa, the Bible Pod! It popped out of the Bible Mobile.

I heard he used to do porn (unless they just meant "Paradise" with Phoebe Cates.)

He did everything else:

The Swiss Family Robinson

Eight is Enough

Scavenger Hunt w/Arnold Schwarzenegger & Vincent Price!

Zapped! w/Scott Baio!

Dungeons & Dragons cartoon

Charles in Charge w/Nicole Eggert ANNND Scott Baio!!

Finally, his path led him to God...and now look at him.

[kakashi76767]

so they rip off lightsabers? whatever happened to "thou shall not steal"????

[Brpskidoomxzx]

I wonder if there is something like this for Muslims like a captain Quran or something for Jews like a Hebrew hammer. Lol

[MrUsername5678888]

meh... I'm still holding out for Super Jew.

[lokalllize]

will bible man and koran man ever have a fight

[woodsziz]

This totally makes me wanna be christan...this is inspiring lol. Random bible refrences does not make a good tv show. If he came up to me in real life I would tell him to go get help and od slap him in the face.

[bringonthewrath]

Captain Planet is waaaaaaayyy better

[jeste4187]

Can you believe this is Willie Aimes aka Buddy from "Charles in Charge"?

[NBCSound]

Your friends look at you weird when you say "Ready the chamber, it's time for Bibleman."

[NBCSound]

I'm bringing crucifixion back,

That Bibleman just don't cut it Jack.

[sillymonkey829]

2:26 SHAMA LAMA DING DONG!

[GrowTheTruth]

Does this even impress some people?! A 5 year old would be unimpressed by this. LOL!

I mean, "Shoes of Peace"?! LULWUT?

[mistojb]

....are u serious?

[1meanieface1]

1:38 THE BWOIBLE!

[DigitalScreamCMB]

Haha omg! This is my hero! Lol that's what I call dressed and confessed. Who wouldn't love those one liners. Lol

[pissballz]

and they say mormons are crazy hahah

[IHS7]

THis shit makes me want to Worship the Devil.

[prinnyXdood]

I was expecting a kung-fu fighting sexy nun sidekick/partner back then.

[swincnik]

only in america :)

[kareszt]

@swincnik I'd need at least gram to be able to watch this. (maybe 2)

The producers should sell this in Bong shops.

[HerrSchnabeltier]

What's black and white and red all over?

A bible that Bibleman used to beat faggots!

Silly fundieman :3

[Dracotic]

Next, an all new episode of BIBLEMAN: Bibleman pulls out his lasso of anti-homosexuality to rope the evil Gay demon's wang.

"What is this Bibleman, forplay? Muahahaha"

[AetherEthereal]

...What the FUCK did I just watch.......

[Maidenman92]

Greaves of time adaptation.

[otur1]

Mommy, I'm scared...

[RHCristobal]

Lol... this is a joke right? I mean...wtf? xDDD lolchristians.

[Aceknox123]

Do you think he wants me to suck his helmet of salvation? :P Or spank me with his belt of truth? It only works if you are tempted!

[tylerb175]

This Is what sheltered fundamentalist homeschoers watch

[Dethkill95]

LMFAO its a cult

[pOObProductionZ]

I went to a Christian school in 1st grade, I was the only one who didn't like this show... they thought I was weird.

[samisacool1]

waistbelt........of truth!!! LOLOLOL

[BlueBlackInside]

what. the. fuck. america.

[invertedtunes]

This is why I'm proud to be atheist

[NemesisxForever]

@invertedtunes YOU DISGUST ME

[invertedtunes]

@NemesisxForever how so?

[MrUsername5678888]

@NemesisxForever You amuse me.

[MrIchigokurasaki123]

@invertedtunes thats why your going to hell

[doop1232]

@MrIchigokurasaki123 Hell will be fun, the most interesting people will be there with us.

[MrIchigokurasaki123]

@doop1232 im not to keen on the "us" part and trust i bet you there are a whole lot more interesting people in heaven

[projectthunderpack]

@MrIchigokurasaki123 When I say "us" I mean atheists and all those other heathens who will inevitably go to hell if there is such a place. And as far as interesting people, almost all of the greatest philosophers, scientists, musicians and historical figure's would be there with me. Not saying that there wont be some chill people in heaven just not my crowd.

[MrIchigokurasaki123]

@projectthunderpack yeah but you say it like your going to be talking and partying with no punishment, i mean hell is the last place you want to be cuz there is nothing but non stop pain and misery for all time while ill be sipping on some wine next to moses

[projectthunderpack]

@MrIchigokurasaki123 I'm not so sure about the whole punishment thing, I'm sure that I could cut some deal with the devil for my eternal soul in order to catch a break. It might mean that I have to serve an eternity in Satan's glorious demonic army but I think it would be pretty bad ass, I mean all we would do until Armageddon would be listen to heavy metal and party. The one down side would be that heaven would have some great classical music and I do love my classical music.

[MrIchigokurasaki123]

@projectthunderpack im not so sure about cutting a deal, the devil is a great lair and he might tell you things that you want to here just to get down there with him and once your down there, there is no cutting deals i mean i bet every body down in hell tried to cut a deal with the devil and the all got the same answer, no. and plus there is no party's or heavy metal and by the way heaven always wins in armageddon and the devil will call you an idiot for not listening to gods word

[projectthunderpack]

@MrIchigokurasaki123 I think you got this all wrong, you underestimate how angry the Devil is with God. I mean why would he willingly make enemies out of people that he knows would help him. I'm pretty sure that the devil hates god more then he hates me and would willingly take the chance to fight back if the opportunity arose. What does he gain from screwing me over, nothing. What does he gain by letting me help him take over heaven, I think the answer is pretty clear.

[MrIchigokurasaki123]

@projectthunderpack oh man do you really think the devil is going to let you sit back and relax with no pain or torture? i think not, the devil will make you suffer in so many different ways and god is so much more powerful then the devil and at a time everyone and everything in hell will be cast to the lake of fire along with your so called powerful devil, for me i will play it safe and go with the one who will always win which is god 

[projectthunderpack]

@MrIchigokurasaki123 You say he will win but you have no way to back that up, I mean if he is so powerful why is there a devil in the first place? Besides a little pain and torture just builds character, I mean if we are given everything on a silver platter like you propose it would mean nothing. I will take allot of blood, sweat and tears for the devil to overthrow god and I for one am up for the challenge. I'm sure god will put up a good fight, but the devil has allot more support.

[MrIchigokurasaki123]

@projectthunderpack dude srsly, you really belive that the devil will win against god even though it was god who put the devil in hell, god could easily wipe the devil out and he will, the devil already knows his fate that is why he is trying to bring so many people down there with him so he wont be alone, you should really consider coming to the good side i mean why even be with the devil? why do you hate god so much when he was the one who created you?? i bet you cant answer that question.

[projectthunderpack]

@MrIchigokurasaki123 I bet you I can. The reason I hate god (if he is real) is because he he hates us, he created war, racial devision, famine, poverty and hate. He could have made us without imperfection instead he allowed us to have flaw and then punished us for those flaws. God is not good, he doesn't care about us. He is worse then the devil, at least the devil doesn't hide behind lie. We all know he is evil. God pretends to be good, when he is in fact evil. And that is worse then evil.

[MrIchigokurasaki123]

@projectthunderpack you really have no idea do you? god did create us with perfection, but eve created sin so now we take advantage of it, god does not pretend to be good because he has no reason to. god is not trying to get people up there with him because people already know they have to choose that path. i mean thats why the say the path to heaven is slim but the path to hell is wide open because its easy to get into hell but its not easy to get into heaven because you have to work for it.

[projectthunderpack]

@MrIchigokurasaki123 Ha Ha Ha! Man you are taking this all to serious. I'm just trying to get a reaction. Its good to know you take your faith seriously, I respect that. I personally don't even believe in god (or the devil for that matter), but if you do thats cool, I hope it all works out for you in the end. I'm tired of this bantering, you have a good one bro, catch you on the flip side. Oh btw, I'm sure if the devil is real he is a total ass hole, if that makes you feel any better.

[MrIchigokurasaki123]

@projectthunderpack same for you and im tired of arguing to i wish you the best of luck. i will see you on the other side

[grapeandstrawberry42]

@invertedtunes Christianity is not like that. I'm a Christian and even i think this is stupid. it's like 15 years old anyway. old kid showd are always bad...

[iscay666]

This has to be a joke, ... really it has to be :\ This cannot be real. Such stupidty.

[SoqqyBagelz]

@iscay666 nope this is real i watched it when i was a kid

[Vreicher]

I got it! Bibleman's next arch nemesis - empiricism.

[DistortedV12]

I remember watching this lol

[jediskunk67]

I miss the old Bibleman 

[einootspork]

This is the greatest thing I've seen all week.

[angelmycat]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­h

[mohawkman2006]

deadpool would kick his ass

[TheNaturalRush28]

This is the gayest shit ive ever seen in my fuckin life

[funnyme735]

after watching this over and over again i have came to my present state of thought and after reasoning with my self i realized Hay why am i watching this and in my mind if i had to use one word to describe this it wold have to be Gay.

[ToastmachineIdiot]

3:01 BOOM IS IN FRAME!!!!

[Pablo113]

Shoulda stayed on "Eight is Enough"

[billyblackattacks]

more spandex than a stryper video....FTW!

[littlebummerboy]

I want a freaking boxed set

[Coolestmovies]

Shore Leave and Holy Diver wiped the floor with Bibleman's "full armor sequence" on the third season of Venture Bros. :D

[amandarandom89]

WHAT.

THE.

HELL!

[kainniak1]

as an athiest i think this show is fucking awsome id buy a copy for sure

[AcidHead27]

Kind of sad because I happen to be christian. I mean jesus christ these guys could have actually TRIED...

[gwennwittig]

if this was done back in my day at church/school (hell) we would have been forced to watch this probably everyday. It is a true miracle that I have any braincells left that fire..

[chinagrrl]

Actually this reminds me a little of "The Power Rangers" with the rubbery and spandex costumes. This is really, really funny! It looks like a satire on Christianity but I guess it's really not. I will pray for all the poor souls that participated in this monstrosity!

[RawDangerMusic]

The sad part of this is that I remember watching this at church.

[gargamel6699]

WAIT!!! I just found out that Bibleman is Willie Aames a.k.a. Buddy Lemback from "Charles in Charge"!!!!!! Hahahahahahahahaha

[moixamo]

This is TERRIBLE And I'm laughing my head off. I'ts mesmerising