Stoned Yahoo Answers

[pixelated111]

People are always stoned on yahoo answers.

[anirudh1212]

hahah am i the only one here that goes to yahoo answers high and regret it the next day?

[The101damnations]

@TheCabbageLord That's was my username on Yahoo Answers.

But now my username's Kick ass,lol

[simba703]

"Im at work and I want to stomp around like a three year old shouting 'I WANT TO BE PREGNANT' Whos with me?"

[chaotic719playa]

on a good day i can bust a nut bout 8 times lmfao thats really before i get my pants down tho =( haha

[CatFaceJay]

See the guy/gal who made the last question is a genuis. Thats how to troll without mentioning sick stuff.

[The101damnations]

just wanted to say...gamer103 rocks!!

[TheCabbageLord]

@The101damnations who is he?

[amazondotcombuyer]

lol @ are your arms and legs "you" or just a part of you 1:04

[HannahLynnLove]

Y!A is like this every day xD

[kidkong584]

"Have you ever forgotten to sleep?" lmao i have no clue why but i laughed so hard about that.

[MadamQuantum]

"Would you die your pubic hair in rainbow colors?" ROFL

[SoloAsian22]

@MadamQuantum Yes.

[KanyeTroll]

12,345 views!!!!!!!

ZOMG DOUBLE RAINBOW ALL TEH WAY ACROSS DA SKY!!!1

[MirageBistro]

The people on Yahoo Answers are idiots.

[zsupersaiyan]

ROFL this made me sign up to yahoo XD

[Karlos86nfs]

straight jacket? LMFAO !!!! I didnt know all jackets were gay

[UNTOUCHABLEWTF]

@Karlos86nfs I don't get your humor... :(

[cutetabbycat103]

@Karlos86nfs ummm no straight jacket are something that they put on phsyco people that block from using the arms...google them..and it that was a joke:ROFLROFLROFL HAHAHAHA

[TheWigglyTurtle]

I just went on, made an account (named myself "Biscuit Giraffe"), and asked if somebody smelled like cookies. I put the category in Pets > Rodents.

[YuukiNicole99]

Ah, stupidity at its finest.

[dicface123]

1:20 - question on bottome

YES

[ninextailfox2]

omg hahaha i literally LMFAO this video made my day hahahha

[JigsawKrueger]

Why is dying you'r hair different colours in public in the Lesbians, Gay, Bisexual & Transgenders section? :S

[ticks4ticks4]

@JigsawKrueger Apparently, the "rainbow" theme/symbol can be in reference to--or even advertise--the gay/lesbian community.

[Northernsharpshooter]

@JigsawKrueger because he is probably making fun of gays..."in rainbow colours" as in gay pride...

[poofacenanerpus]

@Sir KiwiiJoey about 2 inches

[Paultjuh92]

I know the answer to the last one :D it's 43.2 feet. Everyone knows that :p

[Celticborne]

Ok, who has a "bowl" of coffee?

and, dieing your pubic hairs rainbow colors?

dont even know how to respond to that

Why are we hiting watermellons with umbrellas?

[ticks4ticks4]

@Celticborne That's why these questions are so weird and "oddball"!

[Dock110]

a lot of these weren't that stupid

[DeafJamPunks]

on my birthday man xD

[myla0alym]

3 meters! THATS EXACTLY HOW FAR YOU CAN HIT A WATERMELON WITH AN UMBRELA

[ShuddupChip]

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[ScarleteBabe]

"Are your arms and legs you or just a part of you" LMFAO

And the last one...LML dat was retarted

[MangekyouRook]

Wait..... how far CAN you hit a Watermellon with an Umbrella? I'm interested XD lolz

[i1234t1234]

@MangekyouRook not very 

[MangekyouRook]

@i1234t1234 fair enough XD lol this crap makes me laugh XD

[Rozzie8]

Shouldn't it be stoned Yahoo questions?

[gotthkid2]

mahh dey juzzz b fuckin trollz dawg aint nothin to worry bout

[jellybellylify]

@gotthkid2 Learn how to spell, "mahh." are you goth or ghetto-wannabe ROFL

[gotthkid2]

@jellybellylify no i was playing around

[EmoKiwiFruit]

"how many times do you come... to a conlusion on a normal day?" In my opinion that one and "Where can you buy a straight jacket?" were the best ones

[IsaacInsane]

idk why but i literly laughed out loud to the last one? xD

[Markohoppis]

Anyone above the age 13 will not find this funny.

[IsaacInsane]

@Markohoppis yeah me xD

[GeneralNobody]

@Markohoppis I'm 14 turning 15 in a month and the last one made me lol

[MonkeyPieshaha]

I should of put a better comment, but I was high.

[111imstupid111]

Im smarter stoned than this shit

[ffhk1]

I'm stoned right now and I'm not 10% that stupid.

[KublayKahn]

ah I needed a laugh

[xSimplyMagical]

The song only added to the hilariousness of it all.

[KingRadbadical1988]

LOL "have you ever forgotten to sleep?"

[croarmy666]

i lol'd hard on the last one...

[azrc87]

Liking the song...

*kickyoutube and downloads MP3*

[watthefnathan]

i once forgot how to sit down because i got high but thats a completetely different time but that makes no sence because i never did any of those things so thanks for readin

[vargulf19]

I can hit a watermelon 3 feet with an umbrella

[lacylikewoah]

Who the fuck forgets to sleep?

Who has a bowl of coffee?

LOL.

[YaoiGirFan]

1:14

"im at work and i want to stomp around like a three year old shouting - I want to be pregnant- whos with me?"

... Three year olds say that?

[clol159]

how to sabotage shampoo?? are you frickin kidding me!!1!??!?!?! LOL

ROFLMFAO!!

[brunzmeflugen]

"best tips for growing food for humans to eat?"wow.

[goddifist]

"my husband of 17 years is paying to humiliate and slave him????"

1 how old are u and 2 WTF 0_O

[bosboz]

Samefag is very fucking obvious.

[imaniyaki]

Haha the umbrella went 12 feet. I lost one foot.

[fighterdude107]

ROFLMAO

[9N8X]

LOL Yahoo answers

[striker1224]

LOL

[KillinGnatsies]

it was probably a /b/ raid

[ElementaryPhysics]

"Before you had your first bowl of coffee" LOL

[greece2008]

OMFG I CANT BREATHE

[wolfthing11]

0:29

[d3sst]

actually yahoo answers is like this every day

[ticks4ticks4]

@d3sst So true!

[GoggleMan25]

" what is the best way to sabotage shampoo"hahahahahahaLMBAO

[7aChAry8]

HAHAHAHA "how far can you hit a watermelon with an umbrella???" ROFLROFLROFLROFL

[nazisarefaggots]

@7aChAry8 i dont get it

[ButtonHeadGames]

:56 i can answer that... i just bought one

[uty2100]

LMFAO wth who would die theyre pubic hair rainbow

[brettrobo]

thats totally gay but it would look kewl XD

[75gas]

i would

[Virgil077]

Lmao these cant be serious -_-

[TheCandyArcade]

1:16 at the bottom. lol!!!!

[sodr2]

lmao!

[Macr888]

:53 xD

[TheCandyArcade]

LOL!!!!!!!! I wanna know!!!

[PrincessKLS]

LOL, I love those but I'm sick of certain people on Yahoo Answers getting by with abusing others.

[ienjoytaffy]

"Are your arms and legs part of you or you?" lol pothead.

My own ideas:

How do you throw out a garbage can, you cant leave it on the side of the street...

Do the clean the needle for a leethal injection?

How many licks DOES it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

[Demosilpada7]

may 13th oh man thats my b-day lol

great video man funny stuff

[TomoYoMomo15]

OMG me tooo !!!!!!

[fromdirttodustpro1]

wtf?

[MorsmordreMaiden]

I love the BOWL of coffee one.

[madamoisellefacepalm]

If you look, it's *always* like that.

I've seen so many retarded Qs and As the stupidity of the human race rarely shocks me anymore.

[kakashimufin]

The last one was hilarious. XD

I would dye my pubes rainbow as long at I didnt get hurt some way in the process.

[TaigaToraDora]

Wut the fock.

[Ifasmith93]

more like 1:00

[Ifasmith93]

poor guy @ 1:03

[AlwaysUnited]

Aww bless "why don't chicks like me"

[VigorousVixen]

LMAO! "where can you buy a straightjacket?"

[urielc900]

jajajaja omg, lol, LMFAO

[locomotive147]

epic song

[SuperK00k]

There not stoned... Just retarded

[dahwang12]

Dude, everyday in Yahoo Answer is the same day as May the 13th.

[arrowoferos]

i agree with the would you dye your pubic hair in a rainbow. i think it would be a talking point at least

i literally ROFLMAO'd

[Jitenon]

I found one that said "I always have to go to the bathroom. Should I get help?" Roflmao, people these days XD

[mikey41414141]

there was this one question where a guy asked how he could tell if someone hit him in the face while he was sleeping lol

[CatFaceJay]

@mikey41414141 if it was a soft hit its a legit question.

[hzqueen1]

ahhahahahhahahah

hahahhahahahhahah

hahahhahahhahahhahahah

have you ever forgotten to sleep !!!!!!

hahahahhahahha

[tigereyes5879]

have you ever forgotten to sleep? haha xD

[natashatarelia]

yes yes yahoo answers. very fun indeed. i spend more time there then on youtube. *runs*

[AnimangaFan123456789]

funniest clip ever......

[wootmastergeneral234]

lold at "Why dont chicks like me?!" XD

[blipflop]

good old polls and surveys lol

[XGagaMiley]

haha

[firesheer123]

I'm sue li

[MikuMikuBeat]

I would laugh so hard if somebody went "OMG DATS ME!!!!!?"

xD

[clubpenguinBoy11]

Because they are spammers!

[Fanpires23]

bowl of coffee? 1:22

[dannyboy618]

i no right i was laughing so hard lol!!!!

[CaptainRaison]

How far can you hti a watermelon with an umbrella? lol, classic Polls and Surveys...

[SkittleEater007]

LMFAO to the last one

[PTxPrimus]

Yahoo! Answers users are stoned every day.

[rbamandy]

No, I think they're like that every day =)

[burnmetodeath]

"Are your arms and legs 'you' or just a part of you?" Dude, that must have been some strong shit!

[ole4bryantv12]

How many times do you come??..

To a conclusion on a normal day??

My average is 3

LMAO that funny

[CatFaceJay]

@ole4bryantv12 it is

[viomartyr]

awesome choice of music :D although its not quite my sort of stuff, gives it a great atmosphere :DD

[ChezNight]

its not that crazy.....they're mostly legit questions. Check the sections thier in.

[Xixer0]

Lol watch the Yahoo Answers vid by Xixero303! Funny stuff!

[DEATHTOTHEQUEEN]

where can i buy a straight jacket by the sounds of things they all need to be in 1 class lol

[wizo2k7]

lol

why dont chicks like me

have you ever forgoten to sleep

[uxbnkuribo]

i thought they always had retarded questions

[abvdkjnbnb]

whats so bad about "settlers: rise of an empire" isn't that a game?

[WhataRech]

the person who said that's not funny, get a damn sense of humor. That WAS funny.

[Freelyrycs]

thats not funny,its dumb

[shikamarulez]

lol, bmg and smerfs

[UncleJohnsonn]

LOL @ "What's the best way to sabotage shampoo?"

[puckdestroyer]

omg! The "Have you ever forgotten to sleep"? one was really funny.

[cafekawaii]

oh my god I am laughing so much right now. I love "Im at work and I wnt to stomp around like a three year old shouting - i wan to be pregnat - whos with me?" SO FUNNY!!

[kaylawbie]

That was funny.

"Are you arms and legs "you" or just a part of you?"