How To Meet the Top of Your Dreams

[plurfadelic]

youre bomb and funny AND clever...I like :]

[Im4reelz]

@verysoliy ...TMI much.....but glad for ya....

[DorEnErnil]

Speaking of beautiful eyes, Dan...

[exvonz]

Lmfao "So I can't make a cherry pop, but I can definitely make a banana cream."

[stardestroy1]

lol funniest video ever

[supasexykitten]

wow... ur cute



[sugarcandies101]

@Pizuzuzimmer so.... you anly have a problem with homosexual MEN? what about homosexual WOMEN??

[ihate40]

papi you look like the guy from The Avatar! you're hot

[IATBrainiac]

Woo! You are now one of my favorite Youtubers!!

[xxdavidxxdavidxxx]

I love ur eyes O.O

[YouSeeWhatISay]

@Pizuzuzimmer lol get the fuck out.

[alicevana]

I can't make a cherry pop, but I can make a banana cream...LOL...

[cosmicroyal77]

I think guys just manifest and are sent to us to bring out our inner confidence. I've had many tests like this. For instance, a guy at Borders asked me if I knew where a magazine was, had no idea he was hitting on me, I was too scared, missed oppurtunity. Another time I saw a really hot guy at the atm and said, 'Nice pants,' he said thanks and I saw him at the bar and he stared at me all night, and I let low self esteem say 'he's straight,' or any excuse. Gotta take a chance sometimes.

[cosmicroyal77]

I love the bone one and the army one, lol

[StevenJKpower]

@Pizuzuzimmer

Your comments can be found on nearly every homo video. Do.. you have something to tell all of us? lol

[plinkplok]

@Pizuzuzimmer wow that you take the time to go around and make comments on other ppls lives tells me two things.1. you must care or wouldn't waste your time. 2 you have nothing better to do also.

[plinkplok]

@Pizuzuzimmer the only savage i see is the hatemonger talking to me..ie...you

[verukohp13]

@Pizuzuzimmer Thats because a lot of gays are promiscuous. The promiscuity I theorize is a result of a repressed sexuality for most of our lives. So that coupled with the fact that men are horny bastards, well you do the math. If women put out more the HIV/AIDS rate would be even between heteros and homos.

[Aranel1200]

@Pizuzuzimmer i am rolling my eyes at you.

[foxspirit666]

@Pizuzuzimmer

Actually buddy re-check yourself, because the HIV/AIDS; 1) isnt a rate. 2) statistics say that HIV/AIDS are transferred more between heterosexuals and drug addicts than it is from homosexuals.

[undertheturkishsun]

Even your cheezzzzzyyyy pick up lines were a TURN ON>>> :-)

[nacreousCrow]

I'm in search of my Mr. Versatile.

[boiwill]

@Pizuzuzimmer just wrong

[nacreousCrow]

@Pizuzuzimmer WELL SOMEONE'S COOL

[skatergeek19811]

you have way too much time on your hands

[pontiacG6v6]

man your very handsome.  Memphis tn area

[brodevil93]

i dont know how i got here....damn sidebar.....oh and whats with gay guys and feet. i dont think chicks feet are hot

[Lok783]

drop stupod lines loke that on someone they will just away thinking your an obnoxious odiot

[Lok783]

rejected! worse pickup lines iv ever heard woof! is fine lets them know your interested and that you think thier cute.

[mikol3221]

u tell it like is and i lov u 4 that keep at it. ;)

[lenzino7383]

You are SO cute!! Great advice! ;)

[orfeocookie]

Hey, I'm kind of glad I happened to click on this. Because tomorrow night there's an event where there'll be hundreds of people and I was debating whether to go, and a lot of that was because I probably WOULD just hang back and go 'woe is me, I can't talk to anyone'. Well, I can. And if it doesn't work out and no sparks fly then, oh well, I'll get over it.

[haruhistnumber5]

@orfeocookie Hello, how did it go?

[skinnycow97]

personally i don't hook up with someone i just met alot of people meet at a bar and just want to hook up i go home with numbers not guys

[SirCongeniality]

I just prefer staying single. Try to pick me up.

[val1527219]

Your so gay

[6018ba]

Does anyone know if this guy has a boyfriend/partner. If he is single, I wouldn't trust any of his advice.

[Jaguar7444]

I love your eyes... :-p

[PushiMaslachke]

0:30 notice within a notice... introduction!

[6018ba]

True, you can't be afraid to make the first move. Maybe you end up alone for the evening, but you were anyway. Self-confidence is good, but don't overdue it. I've met too many cocky boys who act like they're all that and aren't. It's called writing checks your body can't cash. A little humility goes a long ways.

[kdbl112]

LOL was this video filmed at your sister's house or something?

[FanaticoManiatico]

@verukohp13 me too

[deadlycheezcake]

"probably won't get you anything but a laugh or a slap. or a punch in the throat"

[90scoolll]

so waht if i meet a hot guy but he's str8t? i would be so hurtful!!!

[mano4488]

Love it!

[ShannonB2319]

Damnnn, if only you were straight.

[Ichorose]

I met the MAN of my dreams by praying :D

[orick411]

My thought is that I am a big guy (and not muscle unfortunatly) and we aren't taken very seriously....

[msifreak423]

this guy is a dumbass...i think the only reason people like this stupid shit, is because of his appearance -.-

[angrydotcom]

@XheatXofXtheXmomentX The gay community is the most superficial, personal appearance obsessed community ever...gay men place alot of emphasis on physical beauty and appearance, it's all about the hot body,,we are the most picky ppl in the world

[TheKerryzzz]

@angrydotcom Your right. Im sick of it. It keeps each other from being with someone. Im gay but I am so turned off by this that im mostly not attracted to gay men anymore. Its sad that it has brought me to this point. Ive noticed that the nellie queens are the worst !!

[Alxphat]

if they turn out to be straight? u get punched in the face

[xadam2dudex]

@Alxphat that is why u have gaydar for.. turn it on if u don't have it on already

[YonathanCedillo]

hahaha have confidence?? never heard of it. but ill try it:) thnx:)

ur awsome:)

[dean4013]

U remind me of one of my hot co-workers =)

[AndrewDearheart]

I like the army men one the most xD

[urbanlen]

this is so freakin' stupid, what a weirdo....and I am gay....

[alex9gr]

Its a funny video but it doesnt work that way...

I mean come on, its not only a matter of confidence or a pick up line...

The possibility just to meet a gay guy in the street , in the best case scenario is 6-7%.

Now if you want to count what are the chances to meet a hot gay guy in order to practise the pick up line you have to lower that proportion even more...

[batmanerk]

Bahahaha!! Awesome!!

[AlanDaoust]

Thany you !

[PaNdAxSaMa]

banana cream xD  ahahahahaha i like this dude..

[Online2705]

with a great ass, no make up, no girl dress... that's all! so.. I'm here.. 1,86 meters tall, Brown hair, green eyes ... And single! ;)

[crazyman9293]

The fastes way to get what you want is to like keep ur mind set on wth u want to do or be ,lol my mom told me that and is still telling me that.umm but i do know whenever i want something i knw i will get it i also knw im nt gonna get it right away but i do get what i want adventaully.But if u wait good things will come~

[dudeguyrox]

why couldnt you have nice teeth?

[LilGagaMonsta]

HAHA!!! I'm straight and I find the beginning FREAKING HILARIOUS!!!

[hotbrian805]

Hey im 18 from cali, I think your so beyond fine! I WANT YOU! ;)

[TWPF100]

@MrEdbono...he's talking euphemistically/metapjorically­...as in "boner" ...it's a videos on cheesy pick-up lines

[WestCoastChix]

haha "fly as hell" love it :P

[MrEdbono]

penis is not a bone

[Irishboi1116]

Hey....I couldn't help but notice you on the other side of my Computer Screen, and it's pretty rude that you sittin there lookin all cute, and haven't even told me your name :). Haha, only teasing, really though, you are a cutie :D

[goodgreenweed]

What's your twitter?

[NotoriousMKC]

So homosexuals also have bad pick up lines seeing as how I live in the deep south I have only one homosexual friend and he's a bottom.

[almightyshadow2003]

very good video. i will try these tips

[dutchnukelover]

hahahaha, the cherry pop and banana cream was too funny!

[Yobama007]

Yeah, every time I talk to a guy and I think we're digging each other and then I put the moves on, he always turns out to be straight...DAMNIT!!! Why do I always go for the straight ones????

[stefnasty]

follow me on twitter: stefan4us

[stefnasty]

You sound like Phil Defranco. that guy with that weird voice

[thereedflute]

gross.

[manvira]

ahaha lol those were good

[Demosthenes7891]

I want to play with your Wii.

[cniddrie]

wow Dan, is it just my imagination, or are you becoming more attractive as you get older?

[korikuulei]

wow you have really pretty eyes

[ximei29]

Your too kind.

[MrSmaccoms]

I very much like this video. At the beginning of this semester I incidentally decided to say hi a couple times to like, the hottest guy in my classes and as it turns out he wasn't really all that straight (which is weird cause I'm a kine major--FULL OF VERY STRAIGHT MEAT HEADS, and some really smart ones too as it turns out). I'm still single, but it's definitely been very interesting finally actually experiencing something in that subject area. People can be so interesting...

[MrChlorodude]

Haha, I laughed at all of your pickup lines. XD

[5stringwhorevette]

sucky dsuck

[5stringwhorevette]

MMM i wanna suck you..

[zacharyrandolf]

You can stick that plunger in me anytime.

Sorry, I saw Mario Bros. and got too excited. You're great, always looking forward to your next video.

[woonyboi02895]

Dam u do have some nice eyes. And u have some great topics. Keep up the great work

[mensskintightlowrise]

You are good looking, I'd be gay for you. Hang on, I'm gay already - oh well.

[diorain]

"captain top" lol

[jerreal18]

This guy has the prettiest eyes

[soosoo2oo2oo]

what if the boy i have a crush on is actually straight?? now u see, i had a crush on that guy with his amazing blue eyes.. yeah & i fell in love with him later.. then he turned out to be straight & he's my sister's boyfriend? oh & did i mention? no one can know im gay? how awesome my life is!!!!!!

[Itjed]

Okay, what does this say about me? I kinda liked some of these pick up lines... Wouldn't mind anybody using them on me...

[Britney13Fan]

i never really realized, gay guys are either bottom or top. i thought all gay guys like both.

[AmaLeGay]

Well, as a bottom, I find it incredibly hard to find a top. I'm probably just in the wrong area. I mean there is 1, but I'm not going to say these.

[icast4majors]

What Bullshit, I don't ever want to make love ever again, I'm fed up with these fuckin queened out relationships,lol, All I want to do is get down and Fuck my motherfucking brains out! LMAO Yep, it's me Ethan,lol!

[Pstnc]

funny shit dude. you're beautiful!! by the way

[Pstnc]

funny shit dude. you're beautiful!! by the way

[stevieray777]

I've met the man of my dreams...he's in this video :-)

[spazticloverboi]

you must have an amazing BF.... wish it were me...

[stads24]

What you're saying is common sense, but it is really great advice.

By the way, you have beautiful eyes!

[protectorofillinois2]

Since the unexpected passing of my boyfriend on Christmas Day 3 years ago, I thought I wanted start dating again and to meet the man of my dreams again, but I've come to the conclusion that I love my single life very much and not interested in becoming involved in another relationship at all. By the way, your eyes are AMAZING!!!!

[gleh1401]

I LOVE UR FUCKEN EYES!!! <333

[LukeTraveller92]

Interesting video.. : ) You give some great suggestions : )

[TheReviewerFilms]

Your awsome dude

[cinthos]

COME HERE BOTTOM BITCH!!!!!!

[MachaTheTemptress]

You should keep the silicone controller condoms on your Wiimotes.

[1987cville]

lol btw your dick is not a bone. lol but funny

[burk0000]

Love the 207 bones!!!!!!

[carlskytalker]

hi i think your well hot im 17 ive not ahd a boyfriend ever yet and i live in horsham but i dunno what to do ? xxx

[humps678]

These are hilarious. But I don't have it in me to use them. They don't fit me.

[iLookLikeaVampire]

I blame staright guys. I have the WORST gaydar.

[DeanLeonard1]

Why did you specify "top" in your title? Isn't the assumption that every gay man is seeking a "top"? Why make that assumption (especially since it's untrue)?

[derron22]

@DeanLeonard1 He did a video about bottoms as well.

[DeanLeonard1]

@derron22--Yes, in the video itself, he mentions both. But that just reaffirms my question: Why did he specify "top" in the title? It makes little sense to me.

[JustLetLiveXV]

@DeanLeonard1 he probably was just trying to think of a clever name, but who knows it could have some deep meaning.

[RoyalAce11]

OMG.....u sound to sexyyyyyyyyyy lol.

[mALEXXXAAA]

i like these especially considering i'm a straight girl, and you give me boy advice. haha love you dan, love your point of views... and you lovely videos. <3 :D

[amfail]

Andy is sooo lucky!!!

[00sam7]

Dear God lol. Good job Dan ;-)

[hyuend]

nice eyes

haha xDD

[TubeTrollster]

dan will u be my boyfriend after you remove your piercings? let me know puhleaseeeeeeeeee :P

[kickthecat911]

These... Are gay pick-ups. 0.0

It's O.K. You're coolbeans. :D

Wii Fit in the background. :)

[stpetefl]

Great advise, It works with me all the time!

[xXxMaSoNxXx]

"TOP" 8.5' thick ;)

[ih4t3y0u]

@xXxMaSoNxXx

Eight and a half FEET?!?! Dayum!

[musclerent]

You are the man of my dreams...

[chriswell21]

What if they turn out to be straight?

[IamCell24]

@chriswell21 yeah, my point exactly, I think that there is lots to lose, specially if your not "out" yet.

[micahlangley]

@chriswell21 Take them home anyway. lol

[gordogreat74]

@chriswell21 Get them drunk, jk, hehe. 

[TykoUzuamki]

DUUUUUUUDE! I LOVE YOUR HAND MOTIONS :D IM SRRS!

[dragon2draco]

Great advice! Now where's all the bottoms at? lol

[vian276tec]

"Hey man,if you're just gonna regret this in the morning,we can just sleep til the afternoon"

Did someone say scholar?

[FuzzyElf]

Okay, you brought this up. I didn't know this until I took an Anatomy & Physiology class: the number of bones humans have actually varies! I was just amazed. I forgot the range, something like 206-214. Apparently, actually, I have one "extra" bone at the end of my spine. I could go on.... But really: a range! Amazing. To me, anyway.

This is not even considering situations like folks with fewer limbs than usual, and such things. ;-)

[kranktank]

see a guy in person and introduce yourself, yes. see him on grindr and just keep browsing that all night and day long, no. it's hiding. who the hell cares what someone's profile says if you're never going to speak to them? As for confidence in speaking to a stranger, it comes with experience and maturity. But a genuine smile and a hello are a good start.

[Ichigo29440]

Well I have a question; what do you do if you don't know if the guy is gay? I mean really thats my biggest thing :/

[Fry1989HD]

those lines were hilarious

[Pandasrealm]

Really nice advice there.

Took me 9 shots to ask a guy out for the first time, like a week ago, and I never regretted it.

[MIRUofAKATSUKI]

This sooo does not work for me. Every time I went up to a guy and wanted to start talking to him I would blurt out the most random crap because i was so nervous!! AHHHH it drives me insane! TT^TT I hope I can get it right this time. Thanks for the small amout of advice, hopefully it'll work.

[RedFishBlooFish]

the penis is not a bone so that pick up line is bad

[coldnessy]

Hey Dan! Nice vid, lol at the first ten, Ty!

[robertlee40]

im guessing ur a bottom?

[InsaneThespian620]

you totally got the pick up line about "noticing ou noticing me so i wanted to put you on notice that i noticed you too" from Fresh Prince of Bel Air!!!! LOVE IT!! also great advice, i agree with you one hundred percent!

[NewCreation181]

Hey Dan, I really appreciate this video. It was something that I was really needing to hear, and I'm absolutely certain that it will help me in the near future. :)

[MusicGirl089]

Well said :)

[curnon69]

U R such a great inspirational speaker. Even when I don't agree with you I love the way you make your points. BTW is that a keg in your paints...

[qwerty90221]

Hilarious, but helpful at the same time. Great advice, Dan!

[Dontamnitsud]

You are a very righteous person! Thank you for existing!

[benrotten]

This will be perfect to remember when I go to DC! Thanks handsome.

[bmelin]

Thanks Dan - my 62nd birthday today and this confidence booster was a great gift - now I will go out Friday night for a Virgo Night celebration and enjoy myself!

[sarkazzII]

kewl vid

[ShinobiPhoenix]

I love how I'm such a geek, I notice the Nintendo Wii, 4 Wii-motes and New Super Mario Bros in the back.

Do I dare ask what the other 3 are or is that too geeky?

[ericos]

You're so right. I'm hot as hell! I have nothing to lose. xD

[tamasurvivor]

Ironically, I know the only thing holding me back is myself. It was a great video and a great reminder that the obvious advice is sometimes the hardest to follow. If guys would not say things like "what makes you think you are hot enough for me", "you have no muscles, no chance", and "ummmm, you aren't loaded, why are you even bothering to me" then the advice would be easier to follow... I have literally heard those 3 quotes amongst many others and it doesn't make going up to people any easier.

[dawson280]

Wow thats for the confidence boost and some cheesey pick up lines

Thanks Dan, it will change my way of think for the furture..

[tamasurvivor]

This subject hits home quite a bit! I struggle with this every day and there are so many guys I wish I could go for. I cant tell them I like them but I smile to the side and look pretty hoping they would say hi when out at the bar, at gay events, etc, and I look at how cute they are in their groups and no matter what I say, I can't seem to convince myself out of the mindset. I worry too much on what they say back because in the past I have been hurt, so I shut myself in and let people come to me