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  • I don't know why this showed up in the recent videos today, but it was great! You're a Harvard Montagraph!!

  • did a rat build a nest on your head?

  • woo! thats fun! i used to play upright bass for king george high school.... talk bout fun toughening your fingers up.... very...... fun.... indeed if you like pain anyway

  • its non called a bass guitar.

    it can be called...

    a double bass, upright bass, contrabass, bass viol, violin bass (the actual name), ect

    i use double bass

  • He must have borrowed Lux Interior's hair!

  • bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla..........zzzzzzzzzzz

  • WOHHHHHH NICE WIG MMMMM

  • Had a little drinky there monty! lol

  • heres a harvard every time you open a cigerette box a really loud siren should go off oh no i woke up the kids TOO BAD

  • Dear Mr. Motagraph,

    I disagree with you on the new fuel or car idea, ever sence i was 4 i have had a idea in the back of my mind for a new way of transportation. I can reveal mutch becuase i have ben working on it here and there but ill give you... a taste of things to come. a car propeled by angling and moving magnets in the tire and car body.

    My name is Trevor, or Terrain i have talked to you on webcam, expect to see my invetion in the next 20 years, im 14 and i hope i can make this work,thnx

  • dont get your hopes up

  • Hmmm, being the fastest of millions of sperm oughta be a harvard. I find happiness to be an einasteinamine accomplishment.

  • Chocolate with a tag saying "your getting laid tonight" isn't a Harvard it's a hard-on.

  • No. no, no, no. That was a Pitzer!!!!!!

  • Harvard? That's almost as bad as an Aggi! Now the base is great, tru dat, but I'm not buying that Harvard=smart. Harvard=Communism and I'm not using it. Sorry.

    I spoke my mind, cuz I'm freeeee!

    The fortune kiss however, is a great idea...I'll give you that!

  • Bass. Not base.

  • Thank you for correcting me Ms. Sphincter. Now purse your lips and look down your hawkish nose at me, to gain the full effect of a spelling Mamie. Oh, and put your hands on your hips and tap your toe too.

    That's it....See? I knew you could!

    Now go scold small children so you can feel impoten- I mean important.

  • monty,

    just now catching up on your channel's "old stuff"... seen a couple of your vids (5/5'd & put 'em in my favorites) - but anyway - check out this guy's "Harvard": watch?v=mSNy1FW4V24

  • Ahh you dont know shit mo fuck. Now shut the fuck up and fortune kiss my ass.....get a haircut hippi.

  • I have a harvard:

    Battle Royale 2, where everyone tries to kill this guy.

  • No to the chip idea. Just put them in the chair.

    I'll flick the switch.

  • I JUST LOST 3:56 MINUTES FROM MY LIFE

  • So what! That's your problem. You could have opted out within the 1st 30 seconds! So, STOP your bitching, dumb ass!

  • true that

  • Montegraph:

    A/ Wackjob

    B/ Genious

    c/ All of the above

    Anyone have an answer

  • Yes! [B]! Ahahahha

  • no i lost 10 seconds of my life

    reading ur shit!!!

  • GFY, Here waste some more time you Internet SISSY! Ahahahhaqhahahah

  • [c], most certainly. This is a high compliment coming from me. Both insane and intelligent? WOOT!

  • This product is a piece of shit. Terrible tone, doesn't last. BUYER BEWARE.

  • Really? Did you buy one?

  • hmmm.. now you kinda look like Kramer on acid.

  • yo Sir Montagraph,

    18 months later, i'm selling in 27 countries, i'm featured in January 2008 Bass Player Magazine, and i will be on display at the Summer NAMM show in Nashville in June to show my cardboard bopx bass to the whole musical instrument retail industry.

    YOU KNOW WHAT YOU're TALKING ABOUT!

    i laffed at first, but now i get it.

  • sick hair

  • Hey Monty, I went through some favorite videos of mine and a watched this one again.

    Man, you got a concept and you're getting better and better. Exponentially! Keep on doing your videos man, I can't imagine YouTube without you!

  • I just read your comment. Thanks Tomi! YOU ARE THE BEST IN THE WEST, and my Mommy loves you!:)

  • I have just uploaded the "Drop" version of the "NNN" intro. You can check it out.

  • Where is it at? On my Yahoo or? Can't wait to check it! :)

  • As ever on my server. Need the link? :)

  • Yes Please? I just sent you an email via Yahoo! :)

  • Here it is: I stop watching youtube and go do something productive like sleeping.

  • shock absorbing handlebars,ideal for dirtbikes and4 wheelers

  • fuck you

  • Fuck You Back, ASSHOLE!!!

  • designated drunk driving lanes (barracaded off by concrete dividers of course)

  • That is a Harvard!

  • YOU my friend are a harvard!!!!

  • He did well. If he put a E and G string on it, it would be completely perfect.

  • Don't remember who's this was but my favorite Harvard is to abolish the postal service and just let the Jehovah's Witnesses deliver the mail.

  • Ah hahaha you knuckle head! Too, funny!

  • Okay, I have a Harvard here, this is an idea that my brother and I had, Instead of getting a big mean vicious attack dog, Train crabs to guard your house, They are mean, They attach to the offending criminal, and, Should you get trapped in your house, They provide an excellent food source.

  • my harvard: dangerous dog owners must have thier leashes connected to thier lip/eyebrow/nipple rings in public.

  • Best inasteinamine....shut up!!!!!

  • Dude iv gt a Harvard its a theory im workin on. Its based on your video. Dope rots your brain

  • einsteinamein?? HAHAHAH THATS THE KEY HAHA LOL. thats fucking funny. that guy is a genius with that cardboard bass. and by the way, i dont think your first idea is a Harvard but interesting STILL haha. LoL but your second idea with the chip is a harvard. I have a couple harvards if you want to hear them.

  • whats up with you?

  • oh yea I think your smoking crack if you think anyone will take a chip under their skin that tracks their every move......not a harvard (more like a middle school)

  • haha funny stuff

  • Here are a few of my harvards...

    4)Instead of having wars, each nation should train a single champion in unarmed combat. Once a year all the nation's leader of the world should meet in a grand arena where their champions fight over dominence. The winner? That's the next powerhouse of the year. No more war, good television.

  • Now That's a Harvard! Creeping on an Ali Masha!

  • Here are a few of my harvards...

    3)If we took all convicted child molesters on national television and blew there brains out for the whole world to see, it would scare 99% of the future child molesters into keeping it in their pants...this is extreme, but come on. Are you saying you like child molesters?

  • Here are a few of my harvards...

    2)They say in a recent statistical study that it would only cost 2.7 billion dollars to end world hunger for a year. America spends 80 billion dollars a year on makeup cosmetics...do we really need more fake bitches out there?

  • lol too funny!

  • Here are a few of my harvards...

    1) If we replaced all the cow pastures in the world with crop farms, our food production will be astronomical. So I say we all go slaughter all the cows, and for years have a BEEF FEST until there is no more. True, we'd all be vegans, but no one would be hungry anymore.

  • you need upper teeth.

  • Here's my Harvard: it's not a bass guitar; it's a bass violin.

  • Make a video of that. I would love to hear it! That is a Harvard, by golly!

  • Its called a double bass/upright bass/string bass.

    I play it in orchestra

  • isnt it those little Dove chocolates that have those little 'fortune' sayings inside the wrapper?

  • Really> I have never noticed them. Dove chocolate is the best!

  • mad bastard

  • Then use it! Are you retarded? Ah hahaha

  • Learn how to spell before you try to dis someone, idiot!

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  • Your laughs are priceless

  • the cardboard guitar junk is not cool and neither are you.

  • Yeah and neither are you! So run along now.

  • UGLY

  • umm people like you on youtube make me hate the internet

  • Then GFY and get off the net! Dumb Ass!

  • all this guy wants to do is make up his own word. This has nothing to do with the bass

  • This guy sounds EXACTLY like my shop teacher, awesome.

  • Did you do your home work? lol

  • I envision a bunch of kiosks, like voting booths. They are set up with a keyboard and a reader device. We enter them between Jan 31 and April 15. Type in SS#, address etc, then use to reader device to *zap* in our W2s. Voila! Efile the taxes, our refunds are direct deposited (or we have to pay in electronically). I can see it happening, we are smart enough to self-check out at Kroger.

  • I like the idea of running cars on somthing other than gasoline. I had an idea not long ago about getting energy out of somthing we're trying to get rid of. What we'll use instead of oil? Tobacco. If we don't want people to smoke it, let's use it for energy. Besides, there's an over abundance of tobacco in the first place.

  • but then everyone on earth would be second hand smoking... The fumes produced by it will not be as bad as a cigarette but it would still be pretty bad. Especially if the fumes are everywhere...

  • No, no no. The other crap in cigarrets is toxic. Tobacco is not a bad as the chemicals in cigarrets. Think about it

  • Yea. It's not AS bad. Still not good to be putting in the air in mass volumes.

  • How about a tin can filled with air with pictures of dictators and terrorists on it - Bin Laden and Putin and B__h and so on... for rednecks to use for target practice? call it "Plug a Thug" - is that a goddam MIT or what? I can't say that without a visit from the secret service? Well I guess we ain't really free, are we?

  • How about that bong you made out of a milk carton, does that count as a Harvard?

  • Hell YES!!!!

  • The best damn video on youtube. This video really IS a harvard.

  • HOORAY for harvards!

  • HAHAHA! i loved the hilary crack at the end..

  • I would love those fortune kisses! that is definatly a harvard!! LOL.

  • I'd pay $3000 for that upright! LOL..Is that a community college?

  • My harvard was that in 1989 I predicted rap would last for only 6 months. Does that count??

  • Nope! That was more like a Watts Community College! lol

  • ROFL! Even better than a harvard then!

  • ok mine isnt a idea but i found out something ill tell u the story. i was ona loooong car ride through organ with my friend after surfing one day and i saw a red bull van and thats when it hit me red bull is a energry drink which takes engry in ur body and multiplies your intrenal energy so thast why its called red bull becuase a red bull fuels itself becuase bulls hate red

  • My equivelent to an "Einersteinamine" is pushing stop.

  • yep

  • yo i thought this was funny. i have a harvard, a car where the wheels turn sideways so you can parallel park, and screw that lexus or w/e that parks itself, my buddy rented one and it crashed itself

  • Yes Sir!~ That would be indeed, a Harvard!

  • Yes Sir, that is a Harvard!!!

  • No wait, make the child molesters put the chip under the other molesters balls... now that's a Harvard!

  • Agree!

  • I agree

  • i got a harvard...my ass

  • that must be ur normal guy look...ur words are a little condesending for me i am a native american...ur little rules and names i can do without...ur world is so pretentious...glad i am not of ur caliber...

  • Me too, so go away!

  • Is It at all possible to have such a good idea, an idea so really smart that its a mother of all ideas, eg, "a lightbulb", could an idea like that be concidered so good that it equates to say five 'Harvards', could that one idea be called an 'Alamashaar'? or even an 'Einersteinamine'?

  • CrustyBiker, You nailed it. Such an idea like that would be considered as an Einesteinamine! Tell us, what is your Einesteinamine?

  • The only real "Harvard" I've ever had... Hmm... I dunno... I'll repost it when I found out what my "Harvard" is...

  • its not a "bass guitar" silly, its a string Bass, dumbass

  • You shut fart tart!

  • I think Hillary for President is a Harvard.

  • Here's harvard:

    A poptato chip bag that is actually filled with chips instead of air!

  • By golly, that is a Harvard! Lmao!!!

  • video camera or (camera that takes a series of pictures) built into car's exterior for collisions. triggered like an air bag. this would make it easy to find hit and run drivers and also be helpful for insurance claims and for proof of who had the "right of way"

  • At the start I thought you're gonna kill somebody with your words. But you're quite a nice person with an actor quality. Really. You can play with your mask.

    I like your video. And I'll watch you. I subscribe your channel.

  • I'm sure I have a trillion harvards (Perhaps a slight hyperbole), but I want to make a shirt that makes everyone go crazy because on the back it says "See front" and on the front says "See Back." Is this a harvard? Or a Idiot Public Highshool?

  • Actually, that would be a Funny Harvard! I think that idea may have to go to the board! lol

  • How about a t-shirt for smokers that says "the world is my ashtray, so get your butt out of it"? (C)2007 :)

  • Actually, the hershey idea, I've thought of that before.

    But, the "fortune kisses", that's a harvard, by itself.

  • Unfortuately, there already is something out there that is pretty damned close to the "fortune kisses" idea. It's a chocolate confection made by Perugina in Italy since 1922 called "Baci", which is REALLY delicious, and includes a love poem on the paper band around the chocolate.

  • I have a Harvard. A bumper sticker for all of those people that drive Hummers, which get about 8 miles to the gallon. The sticker would read: "Top of the Food-Chain and Lovin' It!"

  • Hillbillyvampyre,

    Do you yourself own a hummer>? lol

  • Montagraph. I own a Honda Civic (sans bumper sticker).

  • Right now, I could use a honeydew melon!

  • Hey, what Honey won't, "Honey Dew"! lol Now that's a Harvard!

  • EDWARD SCISSOR HANDS!

  • Its all about the bass, Harvard. The real Harvard is that the bass is psychic. The bass looks into the future and went back to 2008 and Hilary is president....Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha HahahHAhHEEEEAAhHAHAHAhahahu hic

  • this dude doesnt even care about the bass he just wants wants to talk about "harvards" but he is still cool

  • That's hilarious.

    I think the concept of a "Harvard", calling an accomplishment that, to be a Harvard. =).

    I found this looking for that same video of the guy with the cardboard bass when I found this. I think I should buy one. =).

    Great shit, keep going, man.

  • dude ur pretty cool and u have some pretty good ideas there....I geuss but dude that was a funny laugh u have there. and u have some crazy hair going on there man.

  • Drink a bottle of MD20/20 just before your next video. Now that's a Harvard.

  • nice hair.

  • you crazy dawg!!

  • superb!

  • This is fuckin funny..but,you sound like Vince Neil

  • you fucking rock man....your hair is the shit to haha

  • You know Angelina Jolie and him Billy Bob Thornton?

    While they were married they had a little vial of eachothers blood hanging in a necklace. I think that should be common procedure in marriage. In fact I think it should be compulsory, inevitableinevitable.

    Screw the rings, vial of blood I say.

    Now that's a Harvard.

  • How about a comb for dreadlox?

  • what the fark...

  • no way, you'd steal my harvard

  • Adamschneider,

    I will Not Steal your "Harvard"! I can't speak for everyone else, but your Harvard is safe with me!!! lol

  • Like it! Nice one! Made me laugh, so it did~

    EnTeRtAiNmEnT!

  • Harvard. Paint colors that change with your mood.

    like it?

  • Yep! Werequadrophenic..Your damn skippy. "That's A Harvard"! Thanks for your Harvrd, now get your ass on the phone to Kwal or your nearest patent office!

  • i farted so hard that the radius of my asshole is 6 cm bigger. thats a harvard.

  • Forture kisses good idea, chip under skin (mark of the beast, 666, anitchrist, take your soul away stuff,) not so good of an idea. I do think that I have a einsteiniment of an accomplishment but Youtube is not the place. If you want to know my einsteiniment then type google "Brandon Earnshaw" My name is Corey and go find the CNN transcripts. Let me know by myspaceing me and go to Green's Karate. Out

  • Thanks Johnny Peeps! And you should win the Most Microscopic Genitalia on Youtube award.

  • what the fuck are you smoking?

  • dude is robert smith your brother ?

  • I think Yomumma2 should get the first YouTube award: Dickhead Commenter of the Year. Way to go, nutsack!

  • I think this is a good idea because if YouTube is profiting from videos made by YouTubers then the Youtubers should get a percentage of that. I undersdtand that the creators should profit from the YouTube idea because it was there brilliant idea or Harvard, but without the Youtubers there is no site or attraction. If they do this award idea better videos will result because it will get competetive amongst video makers because they now have a larger incentive.

  • you should put your harvard to the test and start a mock awards. nominate someone for a harvard and take votes in the comments section.

    winners would be responsible for thier own stats and have URL's to document. maybe once a year you could post a drunk video like this guy and announce winners of diff categories. If it catches on YouTube may take notice and offer awards

  • There would be categories like best Humorous video of the year, best Drama, and the grand prize: Best video overall. For each category winner there would be a large cash price (Maybe $10,000 for the Grande Prize).

  • I'm not sure if this is a harvard, but it is an idea: Ever since Youtube's huge spike in popularity this past year, they have been selling out add space on the main page to movie studios(when they have a preview for an upcoming movie on the right side of the page) and to video game developers. Many people don't like this because they feel the Youtube creators are selling out.) Maybe every year or 6 months Youtube should give out awards, like the "academy awards for youtube videos".

  • here's a harvard-shut the fuck up

  • Is he wearing a Robert Smith wig?

  • This guy is a gem...I mean that in all seriousness. As for your third Harvard, hopefully we'll all be driving cars running on either hydrogen cells or water soon. This guy deserves a few Harvards: type "water engine" into the You Tube search tool.

  • Actually, I was just reading about BMW's Series 7 sedans that will be realeased in the next few years with hydrogen engines in them. I don't know what'll be more expensive: The gas we pay for in our cars now, or the car that doesn't use gas.

  • I just realized, you came back from a party, you're drunk, and you should not have made this video.

  • Wow, he looks like a young back to the future guy.

  • Double Bass is what they're called in Brit English, John would be right

  • Not so much a Harvard, but an idea that I'm sure would sell well, if it hasn't been done already; Workout shirts sold in a joke shop with the underarm area, and the upper chest/back area darkened to look like sweat. This would be an amusing novelty, in my opinion.

  • You idiot, it's not a bass guitar, it's a double bass!

  • If I may ask, how is it a double bass? Double bass is generally a term used to refer to a double kick bass pedal used for a drum set. Most commonly, what the man created is a stand-up bass, or an upright bass. I've never heard an upright referred to as a "double bass".

  • Reticentjester,

    That statement to [Johnwulgaru] is a Harvard in itself. Damn, what's wrong with "John" he must have a hard time seeing!

  • it is called a double bass because it sounds an octave lower than a cello (which is played in the F-clef, or bass clef). other names include upright bass, standup bass, bass fiddle, bass viol, contrabass viol, bass violin, doghouse bass, dog-house, bull fiddle, hoss bass, or bunkhouse bass.

  • 'double bass' as used in drum terminology is a relatively new term (used only in the last 50 years or so) and actually refers to a configuration with TWO bass drums. the double kick bass PEDAL that you refer to is even more recent, and is a way to get a double bass SOUND using only one bass drum.

  • Classical musicians have for over a century referred to bass violins as "double basses." They are also known as string basses, acoustic basses and upright basses. The double bass drum did not exist until Louis Bellson set up his kit that way in the late 40's.

  • i agree it takes some degree of "harvard " to bring all those things together it does sound .. i mean its cardboard cmon! well you got the einstien look so i guess your almost there! what about smellovision like tv ony you smell whats on tv?! huh>?! huh?!

  • Klakkin,

    Smellovision? That would be great while watching really great, raunchy, Porn!

  • they tested smeel-o-vision a long time ago in a movie theater and it failed the smells would get to the people late and it would be ona a diff scene

  • "Thats a harvard"

    Consider that expression officially stolen. To be utilised on a daily basis

  • Deffenhazad,

    What you just said was a "Watts Community College"! Your late, I/We have been saying that expression for well over 10 years here in Denver. You cannot steal something that is used be 100s already.

    Don't you have a better "Harvard" than that?

  • Thats an Ohio State!

  • Atg284,

    Or a Red Rocks Community College!

  • did your barber get a harvard?

  • Damomoog,

    Your damn skippy he did!