woo! thats fun! i used to play upright bass for king george high school.... talk bout fun toughening your fingers up.... very...... fun.... indeed if you like pain anyway
I disagree with you on the new fuel or car idea, ever sence i was 4 i have had a idea in the back of my mind for a new way of transportation. I can reveal mutch becuase i have ben working on it here and there but ill give you... a taste of things to come. a car propeled by angling and moving magnets in the tire and car body.
My name is Trevor, or Terrain i have talked to you on webcam, expect to see my invetion in the next 20 years, im 14 and i hope i can make this work,thnx
Harvard? That's almost as bad as an Aggi! Now the base is great, tru dat, but I'm not buying that Harvard=smart. Harvard=Communism and I'm not using it. Sorry.
I spoke my mind, cuz I'm freeeee!
The fortune kiss however, is a great idea...I'll give you that!
Thank you for correcting me Ms. Sphincter. Now purse your lips and look down your hawkish nose at me, to gain the full effect of a spelling Mamie. Oh, and put your hands on your hips and tap your toe too.
That's it....See? I knew you could!
Now go scold small children so you can feel impoten- I mean important.
just now catching up on your channel's "old stuff"... seen a couple of your vids (5/5'd & put 'em in my favorites) - but anyway - check out this guy's "Harvard": watch?v=mSNy1FW4V24
18 months later, i'm selling in 27 countries, i'm featured in January 2008 Bass Player Magazine, and i will be on display at the Summer NAMM show in Nashville in June to show my cardboard bopx bass to the whole musical instrument retail industry.
Okay, I have a Harvard here, this is an idea that my brother and I had, Instead of getting a big mean vicious attack dog, Train crabs to guard your house, They are mean, They attach to the offending criminal, and, Should you get trapped in your house, They provide an excellent food source.
einsteinamein?? HAHAHAH THATS THE KEY HAHA LOL. thats fucking funny. that guy is a genius with that cardboard bass. and by the way, i dont think your first idea is a Harvard but interesting STILL haha. LoL but your second idea with the chip is a harvard. I have a couple harvards if you want to hear them.
oh yea I think your smoking crack if you think anyone will take a chip under their skin that tracks their every move......not a harvard (more like a middle school)
4)Instead of having wars, each nation should train a single champion in unarmed combat. Once a year all the nation's leader of the world should meet in a grand arena where their champions fight over dominence. The winner? That's the next powerhouse of the year. No more war, good television.
3)If we took all convicted child molesters on national television and blew there brains out for the whole world to see, it would scare 99% of the future child molesters into keeping it in their pants...this is extreme, but come on. Are you saying you like child molesters?
2)They say in a recent statistical study that it would only cost 2.7 billion dollars to end world hunger for a year. America spends 80 billion dollars a year on makeup cosmetics...do we really need more fake bitches out there?
1) If we replaced all the cow pastures in the world with crop farms, our food production will be astronomical. So I say we all go slaughter all the cows, and for years have a BEEF FEST until there is no more. True, we'd all be vegans, but no one would be hungry anymore.
I envision a bunch of kiosks, like voting booths. They are set up with a keyboard and a reader device. We enter them between Jan 31 and April 15. Type in SS#, address etc, then use to reader device to *zap* in our W2s. Voila! Efile the taxes, our refunds are direct deposited (or we have to pay in electronically). I can see it happening, we are smart enough to self-check out at Kroger.
I like the idea of running cars on somthing other than gasoline. I had an idea not long ago about getting energy out of somthing we're trying to get rid of. What we'll use instead of oil? Tobacco. If we don't want people to smoke it, let's use it for energy. Besides, there's an over abundance of tobacco in the first place.
but then everyone on earth would be second hand smoking... The fumes produced by it will not be as bad as a cigarette but it would still be pretty bad. Especially if the fumes are everywhere...
How about a tin can filled with air with pictures of dictators and terrorists on it - Bin Laden and Putin and B__h and so on... for rednecks to use for target practice? call it "Plug a Thug" - is that a goddam MIT or what? I can't say that without a visit from the secret service? Well I guess we ain't really free, are we?
ok mine isnt a idea but i found out something ill tell u the story. i was ona loooong car ride through organ with my friend after surfing one day and i saw a red bull van and thats when it hit me red bull is a energry drink which takes engry in ur body and multiplies your intrenal energy so thast why its called red bull becuase a red bull fuels itself becuase bulls hate red
yo i thought this was funny. i have a harvard, a car where the wheels turn sideways so you can parallel park, and screw that lexus or w/e that parks itself, my buddy rented one and it crashed itself
that must be ur normal guy look...ur words are a little condesending for me i am a native american...ur little rules and names i can do without...ur world is so pretentious...glad i am not of ur caliber...
Is It at all possible to have such a good idea, an idea so really smart that its a mother of all ideas, eg, "a lightbulb", could an idea like that be concidered so good that it equates to say five 'Harvards', could that one idea be called an 'Alamashaar'? or even an 'Einersteinamine'?
video camera or (camera that takes a series of pictures) built into car's exterior for collisions. triggered like an air bag. this would make it easy to find hit and run drivers and also be helpful for insurance claims and for proof of who had the "right of way"
At the start I thought you're gonna kill somebody with your words. But you're quite a nice person with an actor quality. Really. You can play with your mask.
I like your video. And I'll watch you. I subscribe your channel.
I'm sure I have a trillion harvards (Perhaps a slight hyperbole), but I want to make a shirt that makes everyone go crazy because on the back it says "See front" and on the front says "See Back." Is this a harvard? Or a Idiot Public Highshool?
Unfortuately, there already is something out there that is pretty damned close to the "fortune kisses" idea. It's a chocolate confection made by Perugina in Italy since 1922 called "Baci", which is REALLY delicious, and includes a love poem on the paper band around the chocolate.
I have a Harvard. A bumper sticker for all of those people that drive Hummers, which get about 8 miles to the gallon. The sticker would read: "Top of the Food-Chain and Lovin' It!"
Its all about the bass, Harvard. The real Harvard is that the bass is psychic. The bass looks into the future and went back to 2008 and Hilary is president....Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha HahahHAhHEEEEAAhHAHAHAhahahu hic
dude ur pretty cool and u have some pretty good ideas there....I geuss but dude that was a funny laugh u have there. and u have some crazy hair going on there man.
You know Angelina Jolie and him Billy Bob Thornton?
While they were married they had a little vial of eachothers blood hanging in a necklace. I think that should be common procedure in marriage. In fact I think it should be compulsory, inevitableinevitable.
Yep! Werequadrophenic..Your damn skippy. "That's A Harvard"! Thanks for your Harvrd, now get your ass on the phone to Kwal or your nearest patent office!
Forture kisses good idea, chip under skin (mark of the beast, 666, anitchrist, take your soul away stuff,) not so good of an idea. I do think that I have a einsteiniment of an accomplishment but Youtube is not the place. If you want to know my einsteiniment then type google "Brandon Earnshaw" My name is Corey and go find the CNN transcripts. Let me know by myspaceing me and go to Green's Karate. Out
I think this is a good idea because if YouTube is profiting from videos made by YouTubers then the Youtubers should get a percentage of that. I undersdtand that the creators should profit from the YouTube idea because it was there brilliant idea or Harvard, but without the Youtubers there is no site or attraction. If they do this award idea better videos will result because it will get competetive amongst video makers because they now have a larger incentive.
you should put your harvard to the test and start a mock awards. nominate someone for a harvard and take votes in the comments section.
winners would be responsible for thier own stats and have URL's to document. maybe once a year you could post a drunk video like this guy and announce winners of diff categories. If it catches on YouTube may take notice and offer awards
There would be categories like best Humorous video of the year, best Drama, and the grand prize: Best video overall. For each category winner there would be a large cash price (Maybe $10,000 for the Grande Prize).
I'm not sure if this is a harvard, but it is an idea: Ever since Youtube's huge spike in popularity this past year, they have been selling out add space on the main page to movie studios(when they have a preview for an upcoming movie on the right side of the page) and to video game developers. Many people don't like this because they feel the Youtube creators are selling out.) Maybe every year or 6 months Youtube should give out awards, like the "academy awards for youtube videos".
This guy is a gem...I mean that in all seriousness. As for your third Harvard, hopefully we'll all be driving cars running on either hydrogen cells or water soon. This guy deserves a few Harvards: type "water engine" into the You Tube search tool.
Actually, I was just reading about BMW's Series 7 sedans that will be realeased in the next few years with hydrogen engines in them. I don't know what'll be more expensive: The gas we pay for in our cars now, or the car that doesn't use gas.
Not so much a Harvard, but an idea that I'm sure would sell well, if it hasn't been done already; Workout shirts sold in a joke shop with the underarm area, and the upper chest/back area darkened to look like sweat. This would be an amusing novelty, in my opinion.
If I may ask, how is it a double bass? Double bass is generally a term used to refer to a double kick bass pedal used for a drum set. Most commonly, what the man created is a stand-up bass, or an upright bass. I've never heard an upright referred to as a "double bass".
it is called a double bass because it sounds an octave lower than a cello (which is played in the F-clef, or bass clef). other names include upright bass, standup bass, bass fiddle, bass viol, contrabass viol, bass violin, doghouse bass, dog-house, bull fiddle, hoss bass, or bunkhouse bass.
'double bass' as used in drum terminology is a relatively new term (used only in the last 50 years or so) and actually refers to a configuration with TWO bass drums. the double kick bass PEDAL that you refer to is even more recent, and is a way to get a double bass SOUND using only one bass drum.
Classical musicians have for over a century referred to bass violins as "double basses." They are also known as string basses, acoustic basses and upright basses. The double bass drum did not exist until Louis Bellson set up his kit that way in the late 40's.
i agree it takes some degree of "harvard " to bring all those things together it does sound .. i mean its cardboard cmon! well you got the einstien look so i guess your almost there! what about smellovision like tv ony you smell whats on tv?! huh>?! huh?!
What you just said was a "Watts Community College"! Your late, I/We have been saying that expression for well over 10 years here in Denver. You cannot steal something that is used be 100s already.
I don't know why this showed up in the recent videos today, but it was great! You're a Harvard Montagraph!!
MrLihden 6 months ago
did a rat build a nest on your head?
1MartinD28 1 year ago
woo! thats fun! i used to play upright bass for king george high school.... talk bout fun toughening your fingers up.... very...... fun.... indeed if you like pain anyway
kghsbassboy 2 years ago
its non called a bass guitar.
it can be called...
a double bass, upright bass, contrabass, bass viol, violin bass (the actual name), ect
i use double bass
CeatcodeDelta32 2 years ago
He must have borrowed Lux Interior's hair!
gorblimey61 2 years ago
bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla..........zzzzzzzzzzz
nandoxp3 2 years ago
WOHHHHHH NICE WIG MMMMM
scoobydog411 2 years ago
Had a little drinky there monty! lol
jimthemod2007 3 years ago
heres a harvard every time you open a cigerette box a really loud siren should go off oh no i woke up the kids TOO BAD
monkeyfeet36 3 years ago
Dear Mr. Motagraph,
I disagree with you on the new fuel or car idea, ever sence i was 4 i have had a idea in the back of my mind for a new way of transportation. I can reveal mutch becuase i have ben working on it here and there but ill give you... a taste of things to come. a car propeled by angling and moving magnets in the tire and car body.
My name is Trevor, or Terrain i have talked to you on webcam, expect to see my invetion in the next 20 years, im 14 and i hope i can make this work,thnx
trulyrandomvideos 3 years ago
dont get your hopes up
corrosivetrip 2 years ago
Hmmm, being the fastest of millions of sperm oughta be a harvard. I find happiness to be an einasteinamine accomplishment.
happinessinsatanmj 3 years ago
Chocolate with a tag saying "your getting laid tonight" isn't a Harvard it's a hard-on.
kooodeal 3 years ago
No. no, no, no. That was a Pitzer!!!!!!
LiveAndInPerson 3 years ago
Harvard? That's almost as bad as an Aggi! Now the base is great, tru dat, but I'm not buying that Harvard=smart. Harvard=Communism and I'm not using it. Sorry.
I spoke my mind, cuz I'm freeeee!
The fortune kiss however, is a great idea...I'll give you that!
BishopDrake225 3 years ago
Bass. Not base.
Tylerandhisbass 3 years ago
Thank you for correcting me Ms. Sphincter. Now purse your lips and look down your hawkish nose at me, to gain the full effect of a spelling Mamie. Oh, and put your hands on your hips and tap your toe too.
That's it....See? I knew you could!
Now go scold small children so you can feel impoten- I mean important.
BishopDrake225 3 years ago
monty,
just now catching up on your channel's "old stuff"... seen a couple of your vids (5/5'd & put 'em in my favorites) - but anyway - check out this guy's "Harvard": watch?v=mSNy1FW4V24
usuryfree1776 3 years ago
Ahh you dont know shit mo fuck. Now shut the fuck up and fortune kiss my ass.....get a haircut hippi.
hamal420 3 years ago
I have a harvard:
Battle Royale 2, where everyone tries to kill this guy.
psychoman564 3 years ago
No to the chip idea. Just put them in the chair.
I'll flick the switch.
dotat 3 years ago
I JUST LOST 3:56 MINUTES FROM MY LIFE
peperonicle 3 years ago
So what! That's your problem. You could have opted out within the 1st 30 seconds! So, STOP your bitching, dumb ass!
Montagraph 3 years ago
true that
organist121893 3 years ago
Montegraph:
A/ Wackjob
B/ Genious
c/ All of the above
Anyone have an answer
ManFromMars14 3 years ago
Yes! [B]! Ahahahha
Montagraph 3 years ago
no i lost 10 seconds of my life
reading ur shit!!!
peperonicle 3 years ago
GFY, Here waste some more time you Internet SISSY! Ahahahhaqhahahah
Montagraph 3 years ago
[c], most certainly. This is a high compliment coming from me. Both insane and intelligent? WOOT!
Sillyman0 3 years ago
This product is a piece of shit. Terrible tone, doesn't last. BUYER BEWARE.
shiftleswhenidle 3 years ago
Really? Did you buy one?
Montagraph 3 years ago
hmmm.. now you kinda look like Kramer on acid.
eatmebiznitch 3 years ago
yo Sir Montagraph,
18 months later, i'm selling in 27 countries, i'm featured in January 2008 Bass Player Magazine, and i will be on display at the Summer NAMM show in Nashville in June to show my cardboard bopx bass to the whole musical instrument retail industry.
YOU KNOW WHAT YOU're TALKING ABOUT!
i laffed at first, but now i get it.
washtubbass 3 years ago
sick hair
spencer2829 4 years ago
Hey Monty, I went through some favorite videos of mine and a watched this one again.
Man, you got a concept and you're getting better and better. Exponentially! Keep on doing your videos man, I can't imagine YouTube without you!
TomiBonTomi 4 years ago
I just read your comment. Thanks Tomi! YOU ARE THE BEST IN THE WEST, and my Mommy loves you!:)
Montagraph 4 years ago
I have just uploaded the "Drop" version of the "NNN" intro. You can check it out.
TomiBonTomi 4 years ago
Where is it at? On my Yahoo or? Can't wait to check it! :)
Montagraph 4 years ago
As ever on my server. Need the link? :)
TomiBonTomi 4 years ago
Yes Please? I just sent you an email via Yahoo! :)
Montagraph 4 years ago
Here it is: I stop watching youtube and go do something productive like sleeping.
nukeitout 4 years ago
shock absorbing handlebars,ideal for dirtbikes and4 wheelers
motoxchamp321 4 years ago
fuck you
FuriousFork 4 years ago
Fuck You Back, ASSHOLE!!!
Montagraph 4 years ago
designated drunk driving lanes (barracaded off by concrete dividers of course)
ncoke13 4 years ago 3
That is a Harvard!
Montagraph 4 years ago
YOU my friend are a harvard!!!!
billy9brugess 4 years ago
He did well. If he put a E and G string on it, it would be completely perfect.
Tylerandhisbass 4 years ago
Don't remember who's this was but my favorite Harvard is to abolish the postal service and just let the Jehovah's Witnesses deliver the mail.
gmanat8 4 years ago 3
Ah hahaha you knuckle head! Too, funny!
Montagraph 4 years ago
Okay, I have a Harvard here, this is an idea that my brother and I had, Instead of getting a big mean vicious attack dog, Train crabs to guard your house, They are mean, They attach to the offending criminal, and, Should you get trapped in your house, They provide an excellent food source.
GrimmGothikka666 4 years ago
my harvard: dangerous dog owners must have thier leashes connected to thier lip/eyebrow/nipple rings in public.
spammyhamster 4 years ago
Best inasteinamine....shut up!!!!!
wugawuga 4 years ago
Dude iv gt a Harvard its a theory im workin on. Its based on your video. Dope rots your brain
bigdayve1 4 years ago
einsteinamein?? HAHAHAH THATS THE KEY HAHA LOL. thats fucking funny. that guy is a genius with that cardboard bass. and by the way, i dont think your first idea is a Harvard but interesting STILL haha. LoL but your second idea with the chip is a harvard. I have a couple harvards if you want to hear them.
souldistortion25 4 years ago
whats up with you?
CushionBM 4 years ago
oh yea I think your smoking crack if you think anyone will take a chip under their skin that tracks their every move......not a harvard (more like a middle school)
whoseurgranny 4 years ago
haha funny stuff
whoseurgranny 4 years ago
Here are a few of my harvards...
4)Instead of having wars, each nation should train a single champion in unarmed combat. Once a year all the nation's leader of the world should meet in a grand arena where their champions fight over dominence. The winner? That's the next powerhouse of the year. No more war, good television.
Manajuice 4 years ago
Now That's a Harvard! Creeping on an Ali Masha!
Montagraph 4 years ago
Here are a few of my harvards...
3)If we took all convicted child molesters on national television and blew there brains out for the whole world to see, it would scare 99% of the future child molesters into keeping it in their pants...this is extreme, but come on. Are you saying you like child molesters?
Manajuice 4 years ago
Here are a few of my harvards...
2)They say in a recent statistical study that it would only cost 2.7 billion dollars to end world hunger for a year. America spends 80 billion dollars a year on makeup cosmetics...do we really need more fake bitches out there?
Manajuice 4 years ago
lol too funny!
Montagraph 4 years ago
Here are a few of my harvards...
1) If we replaced all the cow pastures in the world with crop farms, our food production will be astronomical. So I say we all go slaughter all the cows, and for years have a BEEF FEST until there is no more. True, we'd all be vegans, but no one would be hungry anymore.
Manajuice 4 years ago
you need upper teeth.
radcam69 4 years ago
Here's my Harvard: it's not a bass guitar; it's a bass violin.
gallantbob 4 years ago
Make a video of that. I would love to hear it! That is a Harvard, by golly!
Montagraph 4 years ago
Its called a double bass/upright bass/string bass.
I play it in orchestra
lildigiman 4 years ago
isnt it those little Dove chocolates that have those little 'fortune' sayings inside the wrapper?
thefiftiesguy 4 years ago
Really> I have never noticed them. Dove chocolate is the best!
Montagraph 4 years ago
mad bastard
morfuk 4 years ago
Then use it! Are you retarded? Ah hahaha
Montagraph 4 years ago
Learn how to spell before you try to dis someone, idiot!
Montagraph 4 years ago
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jolandagos 4 years ago
Your laughs are priceless
shadowwolf386 4 years ago
the cardboard guitar junk is not cool and neither are you.
booberdink 4 years ago
Yeah and neither are you! So run along now.
Montagraph 4 years ago
UGLY
BenDempster 4 years ago
umm people like you on youtube make me hate the internet
crmoore311 4 years ago
Then GFY and get off the net! Dumb Ass!
Montagraph 4 years ago
all this guy wants to do is make up his own word. This has nothing to do with the bass
squigglewacks 4 years ago
This guy sounds EXACTLY like my shop teacher, awesome.
BlainAngus 4 years ago
Did you do your home work? lol
Montagraph 4 years ago
I envision a bunch of kiosks, like voting booths. They are set up with a keyboard and a reader device. We enter them between Jan 31 and April 15. Type in SS#, address etc, then use to reader device to *zap* in our W2s. Voila! Efile the taxes, our refunds are direct deposited (or we have to pay in electronically). I can see it happening, we are smart enough to self-check out at Kroger.
479Lucy 4 years ago
I like the idea of running cars on somthing other than gasoline. I had an idea not long ago about getting energy out of somthing we're trying to get rid of. What we'll use instead of oil? Tobacco. If we don't want people to smoke it, let's use it for energy. Besides, there's an over abundance of tobacco in the first place.
ManFromMars14 4 years ago
but then everyone on earth would be second hand smoking... The fumes produced by it will not be as bad as a cigarette but it would still be pretty bad. Especially if the fumes are everywhere...
jabestin 4 years ago
No, no no. The other crap in cigarrets is toxic. Tobacco is not a bad as the chemicals in cigarrets. Think about it
ManFromMars14 4 years ago
Yea. It's not AS bad. Still not good to be putting in the air in mass volumes.
jabestin 4 years ago
How about a tin can filled with air with pictures of dictators and terrorists on it - Bin Laden and Putin and B__h and so on... for rednecks to use for target practice? call it "Plug a Thug" - is that a goddam MIT or what? I can't say that without a visit from the secret service? Well I guess we ain't really free, are we?
mattlove1 4 years ago
How about that bong you made out of a milk carton, does that count as a Harvard?
GaryNull 5 years ago
Hell YES!!!!
Montagraph 5 years ago
The best damn video on youtube. This video really IS a harvard.
Metallislayer 5 years ago
HOORAY for harvards!
kaliyarivet 5 years ago
HAHAHA! i loved the hilary crack at the end..
frissmichnicht77 5 years ago
I would love those fortune kisses! that is definatly a harvard!! LOL.
jdhrox 5 years ago
I'd pay $3000 for that upright! LOL..Is that a community college?
tongues101 5 years ago
My harvard was that in 1989 I predicted rap would last for only 6 months. Does that count??
FreeknNasty 5 years ago
Nope! That was more like a Watts Community College! lol
Montagraph 5 years ago
ROFL! Even better than a harvard then!
FreeknNasty 5 years ago
ok mine isnt a idea but i found out something ill tell u the story. i was ona loooong car ride through organ with my friend after surfing one day and i saw a red bull van and thats when it hit me red bull is a energry drink which takes engry in ur body and multiplies your intrenal energy so thast why its called red bull becuase a red bull fuels itself becuase bulls hate red
SkullDance 5 years ago
My equivelent to an "Einersteinamine" is pushing stop.
AlUd2 5 years ago
yep
Montagraph 5 years ago
yo i thought this was funny. i have a harvard, a car where the wheels turn sideways so you can parallel park, and screw that lexus or w/e that parks itself, my buddy rented one and it crashed itself
arandaz 5 years ago
Yes Sir!~ That would be indeed, a Harvard!
Montagraph 5 years ago
Yes Sir, that is a Harvard!!!
Montagraph 5 years ago
No wait, make the child molesters put the chip under the other molesters balls... now that's a Harvard!
realfrankex 4 years ago
Agree!
Montagraph 4 years ago
I agree
lildigiman 4 years ago
i got a harvard...my ass
thewanderer4 5 years ago
that must be ur normal guy look...ur words are a little condesending for me i am a native american...ur little rules and names i can do without...ur world is so pretentious...glad i am not of ur caliber...
thewanderer4 5 years ago
Me too, so go away!
Montagraph 5 years ago
Is It at all possible to have such a good idea, an idea so really smart that its a mother of all ideas, eg, "a lightbulb", could an idea like that be concidered so good that it equates to say five 'Harvards', could that one idea be called an 'Alamashaar'? or even an 'Einersteinamine'?
CrustyBiker 5 years ago
CrustyBiker, You nailed it. Such an idea like that would be considered as an Einesteinamine! Tell us, what is your Einesteinamine?
Montagraph 5 years ago
The only real "Harvard" I've ever had... Hmm... I dunno... I'll repost it when I found out what my "Harvard" is...
ToCARD2 5 years ago
its not a "bass guitar" silly, its a string Bass, dumbass
SoulUltima597 5 years ago
You shut fart tart!
Montagraph 5 years ago
I think Hillary for President is a Harvard.
cindyshealed 5 years ago
Here's harvard:
A poptato chip bag that is actually filled with chips instead of air!
chipper9 5 years ago
By golly, that is a Harvard! Lmao!!!
Montagraph 5 years ago
video camera or (camera that takes a series of pictures) built into car's exterior for collisions. triggered like an air bag. this would make it easy to find hit and run drivers and also be helpful for insurance claims and for proof of who had the "right of way"
thebleedingjeans 5 years ago
At the start I thought you're gonna kill somebody with your words. But you're quite a nice person with an actor quality. Really. You can play with your mask.
I like your video. And I'll watch you. I subscribe your channel.
gruessli 5 years ago
I'm sure I have a trillion harvards (Perhaps a slight hyperbole), but I want to make a shirt that makes everyone go crazy because on the back it says "See front" and on the front says "See Back." Is this a harvard? Or a Idiot Public Highshool?
tayloreh 5 years ago
Actually, that would be a Funny Harvard! I think that idea may have to go to the board! lol
Montagraph 5 years ago
How about a t-shirt for smokers that says "the world is my ashtray, so get your butt out of it"? (C)2007 :)
emtube 4 years ago
Actually, the hershey idea, I've thought of that before.
But, the "fortune kisses", that's a harvard, by itself.
bSrOiAaDn 5 years ago
Unfortuately, there already is something out there that is pretty damned close to the "fortune kisses" idea. It's a chocolate confection made by Perugina in Italy since 1922 called "Baci", which is REALLY delicious, and includes a love poem on the paper band around the chocolate.
emtube 4 years ago
I have a Harvard. A bumper sticker for all of those people that drive Hummers, which get about 8 miles to the gallon. The sticker would read: "Top of the Food-Chain and Lovin' It!"
hillbillyvampyre 5 years ago
Hillbillyvampyre,
Do you yourself own a hummer>? lol
Montagraph 5 years ago
Montagraph. I own a Honda Civic (sans bumper sticker).
hillbillyvampyre 5 years ago
Right now, I could use a honeydew melon!
hillbillyvampyre 5 years ago
Hey, what Honey won't, "Honey Dew"! lol Now that's a Harvard!
Montagraph 5 years ago
EDWARD SCISSOR HANDS!
justingordon1 5 years ago
Its all about the bass, Harvard. The real Harvard is that the bass is psychic. The bass looks into the future and went back to 2008 and Hilary is president....Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha HahahHAhHEEEEAAhHAHAHAhahahu hic
washtubbass 5 years ago
this dude doesnt even care about the bass he just wants wants to talk about "harvards" but he is still cool
dgalliant 5 years ago
That's hilarious.
I think the concept of a "Harvard", calling an accomplishment that, to be a Harvard. =).
I found this looking for that same video of the guy with the cardboard bass when I found this. I think I should buy one. =).
Great shit, keep going, man.
kahn183 5 years ago
dude ur pretty cool and u have some pretty good ideas there....I geuss but dude that was a funny laugh u have there. and u have some crazy hair going on there man.
CheeseHatProductions 5 years ago
Drink a bottle of MD20/20 just before your next video. Now that's a Harvard.
natoland 5 years ago
nice hair.
DisgraceFace 5 years ago
you crazy dawg!!
Bugtap 5 years ago
superb!
invertedbeard 5 years ago
This is fuckin funny..but,you sound like Vince Neil
spikechopper13 5 years ago
you fucking rock man....your hair is the shit to haha
MERCURY990 5 years ago
You know Angelina Jolie and him Billy Bob Thornton?
While they were married they had a little vial of eachothers blood hanging in a necklace. I think that should be common procedure in marriage. In fact I think it should be compulsory, inevitableinevitable.
Screw the rings, vial of blood I say.
Now that's a Harvard.
Mikaelmustdie 5 years ago
How about a comb for dreadlox?
virtuallyjohnny 5 years ago
what the fark...
jjjacko 5 years ago
no way, you'd steal my harvard
adamschneider 5 years ago
Adamschneider,
I will Not Steal your "Harvard"! I can't speak for everyone else, but your Harvard is safe with me!!! lol
Montagraph 5 years ago
Like it! Nice one! Made me laugh, so it did~
EnTeRtAiNmEnT!
rhythmsync 5 years ago
Harvard. Paint colors that change with your mood.
like it?
werequadrophenic 5 years ago
Yep! Werequadrophenic..Your damn skippy. "That's A Harvard"! Thanks for your Harvrd, now get your ass on the phone to Kwal or your nearest patent office!
Montagraph 5 years ago
i farted so hard that the radius of my asshole is 6 cm bigger. thats a harvard.
TrueGangstaWhatSon 5 years ago
Forture kisses good idea, chip under skin (mark of the beast, 666, anitchrist, take your soul away stuff,) not so good of an idea. I do think that I have a einsteiniment of an accomplishment but Youtube is not the place. If you want to know my einsteiniment then type google "Brandon Earnshaw" My name is Corey and go find the CNN transcripts. Let me know by myspaceing me and go to Green's Karate. Out
greenskarate 5 years ago
Thanks Johnny Peeps! And you should win the Most Microscopic Genitalia on Youtube award.
Yomumma2 5 years ago
what the fuck are you smoking?
invaderkyle 5 years ago
dude is robert smith your brother ?
paris4la 5 years ago
I think Yomumma2 should get the first YouTube award: Dickhead Commenter of the Year. Way to go, nutsack!
johnnypeeps 5 years ago
I think this is a good idea because if YouTube is profiting from videos made by YouTubers then the Youtubers should get a percentage of that. I undersdtand that the creators should profit from the YouTube idea because it was there brilliant idea or Harvard, but without the Youtubers there is no site or attraction. If they do this award idea better videos will result because it will get competetive amongst video makers because they now have a larger incentive.
Yomumma2 5 years ago
you should put your harvard to the test and start a mock awards. nominate someone for a harvard and take votes in the comments section.
winners would be responsible for thier own stats and have URL's to document. maybe once a year you could post a drunk video like this guy and announce winners of diff categories. If it catches on YouTube may take notice and offer awards
tab00t 5 years ago
There would be categories like best Humorous video of the year, best Drama, and the grand prize: Best video overall. For each category winner there would be a large cash price (Maybe $10,000 for the Grande Prize).
Yomumma2 5 years ago
I'm not sure if this is a harvard, but it is an idea: Ever since Youtube's huge spike in popularity this past year, they have been selling out add space on the main page to movie studios(when they have a preview for an upcoming movie on the right side of the page) and to video game developers. Many people don't like this because they feel the Youtube creators are selling out.) Maybe every year or 6 months Youtube should give out awards, like the "academy awards for youtube videos".
Yomumma2 5 years ago
here's a harvard-shut the fuck up
hobofriend70 5 years ago
Is he wearing a Robert Smith wig?
csnerd1 5 years ago
This guy is a gem...I mean that in all seriousness. As for your third Harvard, hopefully we'll all be driving cars running on either hydrogen cells or water soon. This guy deserves a few Harvards: type "water engine" into the You Tube search tool.
jimmycallahan 5 years ago
Actually, I was just reading about BMW's Series 7 sedans that will be realeased in the next few years with hydrogen engines in them. I don't know what'll be more expensive: The gas we pay for in our cars now, or the car that doesn't use gas.
reticentjester 5 years ago
I just realized, you came back from a party, you're drunk, and you should not have made this video.
bongers420 5 years ago
Wow, he looks like a young back to the future guy.
xdanothemanox 5 years ago
Double Bass is what they're called in Brit English, John would be right
bunnywabbits81 5 years ago
Not so much a Harvard, but an idea that I'm sure would sell well, if it hasn't been done already; Workout shirts sold in a joke shop with the underarm area, and the upper chest/back area darkened to look like sweat. This would be an amusing novelty, in my opinion.
reticentjester 5 years ago
You idiot, it's not a bass guitar, it's a double bass!
johnwulgaru 5 years ago
If I may ask, how is it a double bass? Double bass is generally a term used to refer to a double kick bass pedal used for a drum set. Most commonly, what the man created is a stand-up bass, or an upright bass. I've never heard an upright referred to as a "double bass".
reticentjester 5 years ago
Reticentjester,
That statement to [Johnwulgaru] is a Harvard in itself. Damn, what's wrong with "John" he must have a hard time seeing!
Montagraph 5 years ago
it is called a double bass because it sounds an octave lower than a cello (which is played in the F-clef, or bass clef). other names include upright bass, standup bass, bass fiddle, bass viol, contrabass viol, bass violin, doghouse bass, dog-house, bull fiddle, hoss bass, or bunkhouse bass.
Fr3dMadi5on 5 years ago
'double bass' as used in drum terminology is a relatively new term (used only in the last 50 years or so) and actually refers to a configuration with TWO bass drums. the double kick bass PEDAL that you refer to is even more recent, and is a way to get a double bass SOUND using only one bass drum.
Fr3dMadi5on 5 years ago
Classical musicians have for over a century referred to bass violins as "double basses." They are also known as string basses, acoustic basses and upright basses. The double bass drum did not exist until Louis Bellson set up his kit that way in the late 40's.
phillyjazz 5 years ago
i agree it takes some degree of "harvard " to bring all those things together it does sound .. i mean its cardboard cmon! well you got the einstien look so i guess your almost there! what about smellovision like tv ony you smell whats on tv?! huh>?! huh?!
klakkin 5 years ago
Klakkin,
Smellovision? That would be great while watching really great, raunchy, Porn!
Montagraph 5 years ago
they tested smeel-o-vision a long time ago in a movie theater and it failed the smells would get to the people late and it would be ona a diff scene
gnorville 5 years ago
"Thats a harvard"
Consider that expression officially stolen. To be utilised on a daily basis
Deffenhazad 5 years ago
Deffenhazad,
What you just said was a "Watts Community College"! Your late, I/We have been saying that expression for well over 10 years here in Denver. You cannot steal something that is used be 100s already.
Don't you have a better "Harvard" than that?
Montagraph 5 years ago
Thats an Ohio State!
atg284 5 years ago
Atg284,
Or a Red Rocks Community College!
Montagraph 5 years ago
did your barber get a harvard?
damomoog 5 years ago
Damomoog,
Your damn skippy he did!
Montagraph 5 years ago