Patton Oswalt - Clean Filth

[TheClownRaper]

Im gonna fill your who-ha with goof juice

[laciki]

Rat in a rainstorm...LMFAO

[DoroLover]

Can I file a charge for sexual harassment because of the first 20 seconds? xD

[MattTheFlyDude]

"The wintery freshness!" lmao

[darkslayer1338]

I want to fill your joy hole and rub your fun button with my wishstick until sparkles and rainbows burst all over your face

[WitnessofTheHolyOne]

so disgusting

[Byrrd51]

"The bracing feel of mace." Hilarious. Best comedian in the biz right now.

[420316777666]

14 dislikes well someone doesn't likes goof juice in their hooha

[MarkRosengarten]

I just laughed so hard I thought I was going to die.

[theungreatkahli]

I love how some guy in the crowd goes "YEAH!" after he says the "eat your pussy" line.

[DoubtfulGrace]

Loved the bit of B-word fat on Bracing feel of mace....

[IWannabeJew]

"The wintery freshness!" Yeah!  That's what teargas feels like when you walk out into fresh air!

[MrCameronjohns]

the first awkward 30 seconds hereing the audience was hilarias

[jscarlip]

The audience in this vid are morons. These is comedy gold.

[colleen3217]

Holy shit! This is at the 40 Watt, like half a mile from where I am right now. I love Athens.

[GearRocks]

I don't know why; but this guy kind of reminds me of the Canadian voice actor and comedian “Darren Frost”. : )

[bsd300d]

Whoa, is that Rachael Maddow?

[tommydafrog]

According to Patton Oswalt, I'm a goof.

[pervertedmind]

i wanna put some timber in you saw mill d(:

[pervertedmind]

@pervertedmind yer*

[painlessissuicide]

that's probably what morons like Sarah Palin say during sex

[ThePsychoticScyth396]

@painlessissuicide dident know she ever got any.

[n8dogg87]

Patton's coming back to the 40 Watt next month. Can't wait!

[rafalweb]

I'm sitting here at work with tears in my eyes. That was one of the funniest bits I've ever heard.

[xcalibur4ever]

this is my favorite track off the album.

[OperaTunaTeaCaesar]

rat in a rainstorm. This is so difficult for me, cuz i have my headphones on at the library. Its taking all my manly strength to not burst out laughing at this moment.

[brokenseatbelt]

@OperaTunaTeaCaesar lol thats a funny scenario.

[bmillbrook]

dude is funny as fuck..

im dyin

[aSheeple]

put the lotion in the basket or else ill.... [g rated comment here]

[sjscouts12]

@aSheeple give you a taste of my dingle-berry juice

[cannibalfan01]

@aSheeple burfuggle your fun cave

[Iguessimbored1]

HAHAHAHA

[ZombieOwls]

omg lol!!!!!!

[dovegrey1]

"the wintery freshness" XD omg, i'm dyin'

[Iguessimbored1]

Thats kinda nasty hahaha but funny

[DejectedPanda]

Somethin' just ain't right with dat boy.

[HISTORYBUFFPA]

This bit is so true.

Patton is awesome.

Got to see him last year.

[Kickasss119]

lol i can kinda hear the borderline B-word fat

[Tuckerisprettycool]

hahah when he says "broadcast"

[Kickasss119]

lol

"i wanna shove my hard cock in your wet pussy..."

vs

"im gonna fill your hoo-ha with goof juice"

[Kickasss119]

ohhh, and when he says "bracing" about the pepper spray

[socokilla1923]

lol a rat in a rain storm i almost pissed myself

[DantevKratos]

LMAO....I'm gonna fill your whooha with goof juice...lol...I'm so using that tonight.Lol.

[go4broke92]

thats fucking horrifying

[racedude82]

Im gonna fill your hooha with goose juice!

[Fredonia2k]

goof juice

[dangerjuices]

love juice

[parachronism]

haha, Goose Juice.

[RoverCleveland01]

wackity-smackity doo

[warforgedberzerker]

goof juiced my pants at that part

[CHIHUAHUAconda]

lol

[tommy6794]

does any one know a video where he goes de berg bergedy berg

[Jonstewart1234]

He uses it a couple of times. He also uses it in the same special this in which is Werewolves and Lollipops. It's hilarious.

[sharkboy85]

"rat in a rain storm" not even Poe could match that imagery!

[slothman07]

lol

goof juice

lawl

[taurnguard]

Snow White Part 2: A Mouthful of Happy

[retrofrog6]

i'm gonna fill your hoohaa with goof juice!

[aggrotech]

Put THAT in a Disney movie! Oh, yeah, talk sexy to me, Remy!  XD

[aworldofviolets]

Sadly you have access to a computer.

[BlueSkyHunter]

I'm pretty sure this didn't air on TV. Perhaps cable. Either way you're free to turn the fucking channel and ride your high horse on over to Antiques Roadshow, moron.

[SkeltonKid]

I hate to say it but I love clean filth. Mostly because it requires a little creativity.

[jabralter]

you are the one who is the ball licker

[kdouglas24]

hahahahahhahahahha

[thisissparta999]

when captain frosting is finished with your hairy bingle bangle its gonna look like a rat in a rainstorm

[PyroWEF]

"I want to fill your hoo-hah with goof juice"

Oh man, I thought my lung was gonna collapse from laughing.

[WonkysSidekick]

all i heard at first was "i wanna fuck you so hard".

then the video stopped!

=D

[Toadphillips]

haha

[dawgggystyle]

goof juice is good

[Reioa]

When I hear the beginning of this I feel a little violated because I never think of him in that way XDD

[ALoveLikeWinter]

i had the speakers up loud and all i heard was "I wanna fuck you so hard" xD scared the shit outta me actually ROFLMFAO GREATEST CLIP EVER XDDD

[l8ter]

ROTFL

thats fukin funny!

[hamsterpoop]

meh...

[yuhsin24]

"it rubs the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again."

[houglumeli]

GOOF JUICE

[SunnyisinCalifornia]

love paint

[EquanimityJohn]

ROFL

[xxMICxASSASSINxx]

LMFAO SO FUCKEN TRUE

[gorillazxx]

LOL

[artpiston]

My "little chef" is gonna put some creamy soup in your dish...you'll love it.

[Sindegra]

The girl in the pit while your lowering stuff in a basket is obviously a reference to "Silence of The Lambs", which had some horrifying dialogue, which also was completely g-rated dialogue for that matter.

Love Patton Oswalt. Great comedian.

[2phayzd]

thats the joke fuckface

[magpiepeck]

He really has no segues...straight from "I wanna f**k your p*ssy" to "when I was on TV..."

[ConnDevi]

thats what makes it funny, it was related to the tv part

[magpiepeck]

I wasn't trying to be negative here. I was just commenting on the quirkiness of his routine.

[jabralter]

you are the one who is the ball licker

[fatline99]

there wasn't supposed to be one...

[circusbone]

get ready for the wintery freshness of mace! too much

[Reioa]

XD I feel violated from hearing that *cracks the fuck up*

[nelly5721]

if any of you people think that this is inapropriate, then you truly don't understand comedy as an art. patton oswalt is the funniest bitch ever!! after lewis black of course.

[Laura477]

Lewis Black rules too.

[Laura477]

I know, its truly awful. LOLOLOL NOT!! Come on, man! he's an actor for pete's sake. Not all actors are straight-laced, clean types.

[LarsLarsen]

Disney produced and distributed "Pulp Fiction" which contains a scene depicting homosexual anal rape. Either pick your battles here,  or get off your high horse.

[chrispollock]

@LarsLarsen thank you for reminding me one more reason why i hate pulp fiction and tarantino in general. smug gratutious violence

[thehigh5films]

@chrispollock

You need to lighten up bro. The world isn't filled chalk full of gum-drop forests and directors who are considering the stomachs of the viewer. Quentin Tarantino is one of the greatest film makers in this day and age and he has a way of using violence in an artful manner. If you can find better dialog, more engaging characters, and overall consistency in film making let me know.

[chrispollock]

@thehigh5films i can. christopher nolan is a good director. woody allen is a good director. tarantino just uses extreme violence mixed with smug one liners like "this is a tasty burger". you're right, the world isn't a nice place. so i don't need to see this sort of smug brutality in movies too

[thehigh5films]

@chrispollock

Smug one liners? Have you not seen Inglorious Basterds, Reservoir Dogs, Pulp Fiction... Hold on.... Have you even seen any of his movies? The dialog is IMMENSE compared to the one liners you speak of. The scene between the french man and the Jew Hunter in inglorious basterds is some of the best dialog I have seen in film in a long time. I don't know if I have even heard a one liner in a QT movie. You can go watch your step-daughter marrying woody. I'll stick to my smug brutality.

[chrispollock]

@thehigh5films yes i even cited a one liner from pulp fiction, but you were too busy to notice. yes i will go back to the incredibly witty and hilarious comedies of woody allen, while you get off on tarantinos cheap thrills

[owenhunt]

@thehigh5films Well, we have Clint Eastwood who seems to barf out classics and Danny Boyle who skillfully prtrays interesting concepts.

[Hookedonlemons]

@LarsLarsen True, but Disney acquired Pulp Fiction from Miramax, because Miramax had the script.

Disney bought them out, produced and (supposedly) distributed it. The only ballsy move in their history.

Not to mention, Miramax also completely financed the movie. People hardly even know that Disney had anything to do with Pulp Fiction, because Disney didn't want anything to do with it. Disney gets NO credit for this movie in my eyes

[HighPriestofLemuria]

@LarsLarsen Movies are not television. And he clearly said broadcast. You might want to consider that the high speed winds at the altitude your saddle is at are interfering with your ability to hear, or that the political rhetoric that you have filled your head with has left little room for thought.

[Blatty26]

@LarsLarsen No they didn't Miramax did.

[Blatty26]

@LarsLarsen Nevermind you right.

[adelsaint]

@LarsLarsen

Are you fucking stupid?

Disney wouldn't touch Pulp Fiction with a 30 foot pole. Pulp Fiction was Miramax.

[isrobots]

@adelsaint Miramax was purchased by Disney in 1993 my good sir.

[adelsaint]

@isrobots

Ah. I stand corrected.

[Toolsquatch]

Your channel states that you're 23 and you're criticizing an actor who was in a Disney Movie because of what he's saying in this clip...get the fuck outta here, were you homeschooled or some shit? Do you not realize WHY he's saying what he's saying? Do dirty words make you cry? Go watch your kiddie movies ya creep.

[starlitwisher]

i don't think that it's g rated. U wouldn't hear something like that on Sesame(sp)Street or Winnie the Pooh. HAHAHHA

[22babyxgirl]

ummmmmmmmm a lil nasty

[troyehenry1]

your nasty.

[sfeirbeer]

dude all i do with that bit is drive up w/ windows down and crank the first part in frong of a group of random people. trust me. funniest shit ever

[desipher]

Awesome material, but the crowd seems lame in this clip.

[BrohemianRhapsody]

Captain frosting = greatest penis name EVER

[grantobean]

Please, somebody, bring back the Dukes of Hazzard bit. PLEASE!!!

[starlitwisher]

HAHAHA

[alaasla]

Fill your hoo-ha with goof juice?! I nearly pissed myself.

[prede89]

me too...me too...best line in this skit!!!

[dumbwiz]

That CD was amazing

[sferb]

omg hillarioussssss