Halo Dating 101 Lesson 1

[MrHalofanboy117]

llo that hurt

[MrHalofanboy117]

blow job

[darkassassin7775]

hahahahahahahahahahahahah i think ima die

[runescapelover206]

lol

[sweettooth80]

rofl

[haloguy312]

what are heads ?

[TheH4l0Master]

that means a blow job

[kaiiboraka]

I hate it when one or both of the top two comments are spoilers of the video. Whether it's a joke, or part of the story, the top comments ruin it for me most of the time. Quite annoying, really. Sometimes they can be funny, but it's really just kind of stupid.

[ownagexboxgamer]

um how about chuckie cheeses

[mjescher1]

omg snipinator ive seen you on xbox

[Diarmuid4]

lawl

[sinceredragon09]

LOLZ TIMES 3

[halo3odst]

Llllaaaaaaaagggggggg

[BlightCrusader]

forever alone

[PikKirby]

I would go out with anyone if they took me to chuckie cheezes

[rickylikesnaruto]

LOL WUT

[iownuknowit]

lolz



[wolfquestplayerasLim]

LOL

[thecuddlyscrub]

lol trust = head haha

[PinoyPogiman]

Nutella yay

[MrArbiter69]

Lol my friend did that after he saw this

[iCoNicxSTriDe]

@CALEBvolcomCALEB lol i did all of those & i was smiling ahaha

[carloscasty]

ALL HALO 3 FANS LISTEN UP.

September 25th marks the 4 year anniversary of Halo 3. We will celebrate this day by keeping the Halo 3 community alive and playing it at 2pm Eastern Time. We will hopefully make the servers as populated as they were before, and prevent Bungie from taking down the Halo 3 online servers to make us play Halo Reach, while also bringing the original Halo experience back to life. Pass this on to other videos so people will know!

[darknessking1234]

lol freindship = trust... trust=head

[nathan007179]

hit 7 very fast

[chiefster11]

PRESS 10 FOR DUMBASS

[LoneKirbyM]

@chiefster11 duhhh hey wait a minute there is no ten

[ZombieDog69]

1:51

O.o she likes it Hard-Core Style

[joeythemanduran]

everytime i try getting thumbs up for no reason i never get em

[swatteam1013]

@joeythemanduran damnit why didnt i think of saying that!!

[darkkilla98]

hahahahahahahahahah

[Beatidiots]

Trust = head, whoa I need to go become more trustworthy

[iDemonModz]

Anyone Wanna Join/Takeover My Channel iDemonHalo

You Run It Must Speak English and be over 13

[asperdd]

@iDemonModz Ta man if you get this i'm 13 and i don't have an anoying squek voice.

[iDemonModz]

@asperdd

Wanna Run iDemonHalo You Just Upload Videos About Halo!

[asperdd]

@iDemonModz Why not I'm always wasting time doing nothing why not do this I like halo.

[xLuvRawrie13]

How about Chucky Cheeses! LOL

No that's Gay.....

[RawDogg1551]

Trust = head is what i live by

[CODwawandblackopsguy]

LOL!

[KissChad]

Lol How Bout Chuckie Cheeses

[superhaloguy4]

i would let a girl sit on my face if she had no underwear on she was hot

[suzuka1718]

this was hullarious keep up the good work.

[Doomsdave96]

Silly, 'Good Friend Eric'.

[8RyuRyu8]

I would be ok if a girl sat on my face IF

1) I was alive

2) I was face up

3) My face didn't break

4) It was a sexy chick

Otherwise, I wouldn't like it :l

[superhaloguy4]

@8RyuRyu8 same here

[MrZombiekiller23]

if a girl teebagged me,it wud be me eating her,so i wud like tht

[USparatroopersurgeon]

The same thing that happened to eric happened to me with a girl with big boobs... damn you woman.

[Ganguku]

I want that guys helmet.

[bleachboy987]

I NEED #2!!!

[codhalo27]

i know right just get off halo dating get outside get a real life

[heltutananledning]

everyone that dates in halo should get a life

[xX0swampie0Xx]

@heltutananledning and an idiot like you dont know this videos are for fun?

[Guko97]

CABOSSE....yeeeea

[TigerRifle1]

This is actually horrible advice. If you seek out friendship thats all you'll ever be.

[xXkritozXx]

@TigerRifle1 Ive made it out of friendship into relationship :P

[Xx0Tolack0xX]

Friendship = Trust. Trust = Head. LOL

[CrossedKatana]

@Xx0Tolack0xX lol agreed

[evanisimo]

how u get dat kind of spartan

[blue692ful]

You would show a way to OD >.> I find that kinda weird.

[toontown13579]

But I'm Eric :(

[TheAce707]

Poor Agent Wash lol

[dlm969]

loolololololololololololololol­ol

[Kilosquad1]

i love the openening song

[KEITH2781]

I now live with my boyfriend from halo :D

[TheElite720]

@KEITH2781

gay couple? ( sudders)

[KEITH2781]

@TheElite720 yeah :S dont hate plox

[TheButtonedHalo]

wow i had a 5 minute ad with no "SKIP AD" button. LOL

[Pwn3r33]

thumbs up if you get girls to sit on your face IRL and don't complain 'bout it. HOORAHHH* (interal joke :P Take that Tiolenol! )

[lazarus7864]

lolololololol Chucky cheezes!

[HiddenWalkthrough]

thats real sad that people would do that on xbox live

[xgl5]

girl: where you going?

Spartan: Halo?

[robertsfunny1995]

... your encouraging online dating??...

[tyson79120]

no number 1 rule dont wear hyabussa

[superlink51]

147 people was just like Eric

[EricNielsenTV98]

@superlink51 my names eric and i did the same thing........in real life

[aiagent]

this just might work

[elnumbrotres]

Trust also equals friend zone...

[cmg24]

frienship=trust trust=head alright

[FatalFlawDesigns]

SOILWORK!! \m/

[MrOrangegamer]

@xBLOODWOLFx777 your also a sad fuck :)

[XxhawkfeildxX]

Any dudes who wanna add a girl who plays halo and hopefully that strategy works add me djlegitkala

[xBLOODWOLFx777]

@XxhawkfeildxX ok mines xWolfHeartx777 so if you see me on your list you can accept

[DamuEmran]

"how about Chucke Cheese" "Not that's gay" "how about you give me some head" "No but I don't mind sitting on yours" "wha????" 'I'll sit on your head" *shoots the guys* *tags that guy* "you like it don't you?" "trust equals head my friend"

[TheCowboy411]

"how about chucky cheeses?"

[Toogorax]

Friendship=Trust=Head

Head=Friendship=Trust

[TheGhosthacker07]

145 people got their heads sat on.

[TheTkmama]

umm yeah im a girl and i play halo......

[HDZYamchaZHD]

@TheTkmama Great lol

[TheTkmama]

@HDZYamchaZHD Wow i sound like a NERD! Ugggh



[HDZYamchaZHD]

@TheTkmama Nah your not, just a girl gamer then lol if you play Halo, you got a gamertag then?

[thedragonhunter22]

whats song called

[57thdarkspear]

JUST THUMBS UP FOR NO FUCKING REASON AT ALL!

[Nominator546]

@57thdarkspear Thumbs down for caps



[CheeseBall40]

@57thdarkspear OKAY OKAY! JUST DONT HURT ME!

[majorearthlover]

@57thdarkspear Okay dude.

[MuriNunes666]

@57thdarkspear dont say the f word!!!!!im only 8 and i see f words on youtube

[megamattnerf56]

@MuriNunes666 calm down bro ul b cussing a shit load when your older

[oscarskate1]

whats the name of the song?

[bloodyflash95]

When she said I want to sit on your head I was like o_o which one? XD

[MadWolf921]

A chick teabagging?? Must be Lady Gaga

[Arjahn767]

I want to sit on this vids head

[MrMaxydoodle]

i was driving a mongoose for fun cos i do stunt driving with them then this ggirl with pink armour appeared outta nowhere and the guy who was following me and recording said it was his gf he could of said shed come before i flew into my freind in the banshee

[Hardbreakup4me]

its true it met a girl on halo and shes super hot and we dated

[Grandskater14]

LOL "Friendship = trust, and trust = head." Words to live by if you ask me. :)

[RetSper]

thumbs up if u actually thought this was real, i dont have xbox but its funny

[samsmith670]

DANG nothins hotter than a girl with a sniper rifel... unless she knows how to use it.

[DuBzxTANK]

FNG

[Multisweezy]

why is nearly every comment thumbed up?!?!!?!?

[AdmiralZhao007]

step 1: dont take advice from machinima

[DrMrTranslator]

"How about Chuck E Cheese's?"

"How about no, that's gay"

Well played.

[theShadow117]

I wouldnt mind if a girl sat on MY face

[MoostashVideos]

@theShadow117 do you know if they dont clean it it smells terrible

[SuomiBroadcast]

@theShadow117 if the girl looks good! ;)

[thenerflegend99]

@theShadow117 that depends

[A7XluvafoREVer]

@theShadow117 Kay ill call your girl ;)

(walks off)

ROSIE O' DONNEL!!!

xD

[bray671]

@theShadow117 Me Niether

[DAB9595]

@theShadow117 Before or after being shot in the face?

[whygod1105]

"and trust... Equals head, my friends..."

[MegaAgentcool]

after he said chucke cheese,s i fell on the floor i cant breath

[ruzzzler]

who else thought he was gonna knock her out an Tbag her? from the looks of him sneaking up on her.

[LtSurge659]

lol Chuckie Cheese's

[TheBOKclan]

If a hot girl waz like I'll sit on ur head id be like .... K

[Cyclus441]

Gawd damn, stop making comments to get thumbs up!

[toshiroowns]

"Only at Machinima"  ._.

[mikeshinoda1000]

Haha how bout chucke cheeses?

how bout no thats gay

how bout u just give me head?

how bout i just sit on urs?

[jimmenycricket264]

i couldn't take the lightish-red girl seriously cos i just thought of donut

[Pokebellmon]

Except the part when the girl kills the guy.

[Pokebellmon]

135 people are the girls that watched this-including me.

[LinksGamingHammerBro]

@TheMrPooty wow u suck, suck alot, of BALLS

[F4H6K8]

Trust=head... Not really 2 years of gaining trust... I got shit

[madara221]

@F4H6K8 Lucky, all I got was a handshake.

[hoppiddy67]

what's this song?

Headz?

[hoppiddy67]

what's this song?



[xhandofdethx]

But I lovez chuck13 Ch33zz :(

[roxygirl1055]

0:01

[tHaBaDgAi]

Sad...

[MadSuperT]

@n1kingopopfan NO U

[MadSuperT]

@n1kingopopfan He didnt talk to be *sniff* but master cheif told me to watch arby n the cheif for some reason..... he said this (GOSZ ON MAH ABYZ AND THE CHE1F NOZ) XD

[MadSuperT]

Rule ONe i never online date who knows how they look in real life XD could be king kong 0_0

[DrgoFx]

Friendship = Trust

Trust = Head

I will write that down.

[HipCovers]

Did anybody notice the theme song is in 9/8?......or am I the only music major here?

[theone7789]

@n1kingopopfan bruce lee just killed him

[SuperAllelujah]

HA HA HA HA, fking hilarious.

[tucker2550]

i find halo dating weird but i do it

[optimusprimegang]

you are so right my friend tryed that

[TerenceHorsman]

0:01



[calpinator]

thumbs up im living with my girlfreind who i met on halo :)

[Toyjake2]

@calpinator NO LIFEZ!!!!



[xx1337xx89]

@calpinator

liar

[ethanchappers]

@calpinator r u serious XD

[FTWMFXD]

@calpinator does she hav pink armour?? and u have like blue???

[TheMomoxmox]

@calpinator Men ur girlfriend must be awesome

[ARCANEOS51OX]

@calpinator way to go player P-)

[alexthesaint29]

@calpinator really? :D cool story

[theframe100]

@calpinator

Awesome bro, good luck with that.

[AQWORLDSmaius1234]

@calpinator i thought all the halo chicks were pedofiles o_O

[MrOrangegamer]

@calpinator you both are obviously obese

[lordrevan571]

@calpinator you to?

[inertjohnjunk]

@calpinator how the hell would i know if u live with your girlfriend u met on halo ?????

[ownpk611]

@calpinator FAIIL

[TheElite720]

@calpinator wow......

[MultiMariofan101]

funny



[ratheld]

LOL Chucky Cheeses!

[killingmesoftly1337]

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[S3i04TH]

@n1kingopopfan o.o

[LoneWhiteWolf13]

@n1kingopopfan im stronger then chuck norris so up yours fucker.