Are you SMARTER than a BLONDE?

[JessicaGymnast25]

1. you cant drown a fish (unless u slice it up under water XD)

2.everything is faster than a porch. anything that moves. )

3. bird

4. its WHAT DO SMART BLONDES AND UFO:S HAVEIN COMMON. and the corrext answer is they are heard but never seen.

5.your mom XD hahahha

[TheRainbowPrincess]

1.You can't drown a fish.. you can "air" it :P

2.Everything that moves... !

3. oh tricky one, haha. both !

4. A lot... we both have green skin, rocket ships, and we both live at mars! - yes, there is a lot you don't know !

5. a very weird man..

[wilso2k]

1 take it out of water

2 Anything a porch is stationary

3 both

4 should be smart blondes have in common with ufo's answer you hear about them but never see them.

5 nothing

[spritegirl3]

call me an idiot i didn't know any of them!!!

[quickstream]

Q1: Pull it backwards though the water

Q2: Anything with momentum

Q3: Chicken is a bird

Q4: Little is known about how either work

[quickstream]

Q5: a man went up hill walked with a stick and went down riding a horse

[mhuizing]

1.hold him long enough under water. (might take a while though)

2. Everything that moves is faster than a 'porch' (as compared to a porche)

3. Both

4.You always hear about them but never see them.

5.You tell me!

[LindaxTony]

Gosh you ARE smarter than a BLONDE!YAY someone who THOUGHT like a blonde and got all the answers rights ;)

[thatgirl106]

who did it??

[aznrtopro4u]

if all i had to do was think like a blonde then these are my answers...

1.leave it for a long time

2.nothing that i know of

3.bird

4.nothing

5.a blonde

[missiglesias08]

hmm why do you show me this video

iam blonde

[LindaxTony]

haha i sent it to everyone :)

[thatgirl106]

1)GO FISHING!!

2)light

3)bird i think!!

4)what blondes and UFou have in common is that ppl always questioning about'em..r UFOs rly exists..and r blondes stupid??..besides they r both special :)

5)mmmmm idk..maybe an old man with cane..and he comes back without it cuz one of his grandchildren helped him..so it's 4 legs :P lol

i'm not blonde but i don't think that blondes r stupid!! and whoever thinks this way..he is stupid...oh & GREAT VID tony ;)

[TerrorCrow]

Sorry for the crappy text that follows...

It was because of the crappy comment chars limit which is 500.

Dumb youtube.

Also, the comments go from bottom to top.

[TerrorCrow]

Conclusion:

I duno if Im smarter thn a blond but I no tht Im smartr thn myslf

n I check it evrday @ morning byAskin myself: Hey RU smartr thn me?

n the answrIS ofcourse YES!Iam

So tht explainHow Im smartr thn myself n checkin it each day @ morning by askin it to myslf: R U smarter than me today?

n answerin +ively each time coz Im smartr than myslf prove tht Im smartr thn myslf

W8 did u say smartr thn a blond? duno realy

Blond, if u red this: r u smartr thn me? Evryday? Each mornin 2?

[TerrorCrow]

A5: A blonde with a brain(?) who went up the hill looking for memory extensions.

AND I explain:

There once was a blonde (dumb of course) who said to herself: "What?"

Then suddenly she went running up the hill with a bat (which you confused for a third leg)

Then the blonde said: "Oh... o_O"

And suddenly (again) she came back with another... WAIT, STOP!

I was kidding...

A5: It's a necrophile who went looking for the other leg.

[TerrorCrow]

A1: You drown a fish by pulling its eyes (it may kill the fish too... so be careful.)

Yes, pulling its eyes makes it sink and.. drown..

A2: A cat is faster when you "try" to drown it.

Proof: Try it and see by yourself.

(Note that if you keep it too long in water it may die so once again, be careful)

A3: The chicken is not an animal nor a bird.

I explain: If the cock is the chicken's male then the chicken must be a vagina.

A4: They both come from space.

I explain:... Nevermind.