One Thousand Subscribers, and Cocktails For Two

[samgibby]

genius!

[Shmoe101]

2:00 is when it gets... BEST

[divedeepinside]

very nice funny bloke !!!

[000000AEA000000]

0:16-0:22 *lie detecting sirene*

[weepingprophet]

Hmmm? And why's that?

[000000AEA000000]

deeper motivation.... and "providing entertainment to complete strangers" is basicly the business of an actor....... so the only thing I left out of the quote was the word "free", since someone isn't "living Life" from nothing.

That... plus the slightly ironic "I don't post videos as often as I would like..." makes the siren sound. Buuut I enjoy your work... so we both stuck with the word "free"...

[weepingprophet]

Still don't get you.

First, you're responding to something I made almost two years ago when I was working under completely different circumstances. The videos were getting harder to make with the equipment I had, my audience was becoming larger and increasingly annoying, with a very vocal sense of entitlement. "Free" was the operative word in that sentence.

Re: "I don't post videos as often..."

I'm still working from scripts that were written three years ago, so...I'm a little behind.

[000000AEA000000]

the subject made have come on blurry to my ears then. I was putting those two lines in connection. I assumed you are about to tell the audience of youtube- or at least the rather serious people strolling arround there. That you are not liking to do the "job" of expressing yourself in making your videos as "free" creative person. "free" is if I look at how outdated the point is of course the key word then. Its not actual anymore and the meaning goes beyond money. So my apologies for warming old

[000000AEA000000]

*may

[Taylorrun]

Fuck! Your an awesome actor! Go be famous somewhere! and my mind was thoroughly fucked from this and your other vids... (=

[MaxProphecy]

Bravo!

I simply love it. You talk like my editing teacher lol. Don't stop the great work. Your a master of mindfucking.

All hail the Weeping Prophet!

[JustAnotherX]

Honestly, I don't care about the name: I'm just lovin' the art! :-)

[mereoth]

i think he looked better with a beard personally....but he is still a genius.

[thefratellisaregreat]

Brilliant. !

[deltajuliet]

Jeremiah, you're a hell of an entertaining guy. Hope the mind-fucking goes well.

[Nic33rd]

Remarkably entertaining!

And yes, I read the sidebar. =]

[Thowell3]

what Lip sinking Video is he talking about?

[randompalindrome]

movin' right along -I think

[shadowmyst88]

good acting my friend.

[KSRothwell]

One of my all time favorite videos ever.

[heath2357]

the biggest mindfuck is yet to come! lol

[Erashkir]

The end is fantastic!

[CeciliaOfSweden]

I love how you can show emotion through and with your eyes only. It's special on some way.

[tomprice494]

I will be looking forward to the mind fuck. I search youtube for hours in search of good, creative mind fucks. On rare occasions I find them, but usually I find myself disappointingly celibate intellectually. Bring it on!

[whitefloweret]

Yes, I read that part. Hottie.

[guilhermebala]

yay misfits!

[CeciliaOfSweden]

I read that part all the time! :D

[nicfillion]

Thanks for these videos! You have great ideas!

[Saiyne]

Oh yay! A mind-fuck!

*Jumps up and down clapping*

[Saiyne]

No! No! Don't stop the free entertainment! NOOoooOOoooOOOO!!!

[mrbubble906]

Riffing on Spike Jones always wins me over!! Live your life you crazy fuck and pump these out when you're well rested and had a good BM.

[Fraidnaught]

Wow, that was beautiful.

(Type 2 sarcasm)

I've decided to divide my sarcastic responses into three categories

Type-1:This is the most common type I use.

The "I hope you die of something" kind of sarcasm.

Type-2: The "Laughing with you" type.

Type-3: The "Laughing at you" type.

[mrbubble906]

Haa!!! True...but Type-1 is so effective! Just not appropriate in this case perhaps.

[sardynox]

Hi Auslander, the only thing I've found to establish that Jeremiah is "real" (LOL!) is at thephoenix dot com slash article_ektid36061.aspx

[weepingprophet]

Yup. The truth is straight forward and on record. That's why I joked about it in the video. People somehow manage to be confused by my identity.

[cloaknbadger]

I would bet a sizeable but not unreasonable amount of money that Jeremiah's real name is in fact...Jeremiah. Perhaps his close friends call him J-crew; but that's just speculation on my part.

[alistairemacrae]

HAHA a Forum for hateing on Christains? I gots to check that out. ANd Love your vids man... See ya God Bless :P

[thecheesypig]

Great Video. I loved the end, an entire video like that would be hilarious

[jillybjolly]

Ha! Yay!  Congratulations!

[paobrien01]

your an absolute fucking legend!!!!

[Chivalryaintdead]

Rofl, this dude is so funny.

[NatemanOP]

one word. freakingawesomevideoandiwantto­seemore. also, bologna... don't ask me why.

[QuinnStriate]

I love your videos! Funny, ironic, and completely random, I look forward to each new post.

"When YouTube has its Nuremburg Trials I'll be up there with LisaNova... Basically I am fucked"

lol

[zoebro201]

YEA! free entertainment!

entertaining as always.

[sardynox]

Okay it's clear this is an unhealthy obsession when I visit your newest vid 4x a day just to keep up on reading the comments.

[cloaknbadger]

I know. Who does that right?

[Fraidnaught]

Hahaha, seek help.

[alyuhua]

Hahahaha, oh my...love it.

[NyyDave]

I clicked subscribe when you had 999 subs. Don't know if there is anyway to confirm that.

[weepingprophet]

You are correct. Did you see the comment I left on your page?

[NyyDave]

:D(!)

Back to you now, CONGRATS! I didn't know this channel existed before. I wish I did.

[nykhan786]

wow, that WAS GOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!

[peripari]

heh.

[yesmar99]

you stole bernard's face!

[marshagreen]

I do read it my dear.

I like your taste in music.

[Twistedmihailo]

Odd.

[johnatspray]

Yes I do!

[humancondition28]

You can fuck with my mind all you like.

And that is my whoreish moment over for today.

[makafeke]

You sir, know how to give me a good laugh.

[orastella]

Congrats on the 1000 subscribers, and that ending was just wonderfully goofy!

[VivaToddVegas]

YouTube weirdness is afoot. I made comments on this video, but today they have vanished.

[snotpokkit]

I always read the descriptions first! :)

[jorgeswickums]

Woot! i love it when i get brain F'd!! i will lie down andjust let it happen! You kick ass! Woot!

[misterstogy]

You know, I actually left a stunningly witting (sic) comment yesterday before you took this down and reposted it.

I can't remember what it was not. More genious (sic) wasted, lost...

[MarkDayComedy]

Good morning.

[weepingprophet]

Morning sir!

[miguelstarwars]

About "about this video": Yes I read it (but it has not a lot to say though). XD

[soundrone]

Dude, did you repost this?

[marniespeaks]

well spike my jones more coffee nice hat hotcha!

[DKfansown]

you are welcome. thank you for the thanks.

[tomynose]

that was great!

[block5178]

i want the hat

[leadbellydan]

Nice suit.

[KSRothwell]

I only read that, I never watch the videos.

[CzarnyZazul]

You are totally cool to spam! I mean it is bad to "spam" but whatever....CZARNY ZAZUL IS REALLY COOL! IF YOU LIKE WEEPINGPROFIT, MAYBE YOU ALSO LIKE ME

[DKfansown]

spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spammity spam!!!!

[chiefhomocide]

i kinda knew your name was fictitious but hell anonimity is a mindfucker itself. an no you never suggested to subscribe to this channel i found this in a link. cheers whoever the hell you are XD

[cannotcook]

Now THAT'S why I subscribed! Fantastic.

[CircularPerfection]

Don't ask me how the hell my comment posted three or four hours after I posted it. When I posted "Sweet, first comment", it was supposedly "20 minutes" after the video was posted and there were no views, comments, or ratings. Damned glitchy YouTube.

[z4xodnfngjurgnfp]

wtf? R U going to make a part 2 for your bernard smith downfall vid or were you fukin with my mind again

[Azrepheal]

Just realised I joined 2 and a half weeks after you did. You may say my videos arn't as good, but I prefere to think that Im just better at discouraging subscriptions :P Congrats, J

[koniko]

I sure hope you used a condom with that mindfuck. Don't want spamming babies now.

[andymcgaffigan]

you will up my senses like a walk in the forest. in the most heterosexual way possible.

[SynysterG4ever]

wow, lmao

[mystdragon33]

One of the greatest mind fucks I have ever had the privilege to lay eyes upon. Well done.

[thecheesypig]

that was awesome. Cant wait for the big mindf*ck. Im pretty sure its gunna be on the ChurchOfBlow channel. Well now I gotta wonder who Jerimiah is, Ive considered if he is OrganicPrankster also.

[scientivore]

It's suspicious that we've never seen a picture of OrganicPrankster, isn't it?

Is it?

[miguelstarwars]

Sure it is, I have a few theories I guess we all know.

[weepingprophet]

Has anyone considered the simplest possibility? That organicprankster is a very private person who happens to be a funny ass writer, and that if I actually wrote those things myself (as well as the blog, and all the comments) I would be devoting my whole waking life to hoaxing people for no good reason? Wouldn't I just take credit for that stuff?

[weepingprophet]

It's suspicious that somebody doesn't want their identity revealed on the internet? My how times have changed.

[cloaknbadger]

If there's anything I've learned about the internet it's that once a person gets too well known a sex tape of some kind is eventually released. Can't blame him for not wanting that type of attention. I mean, if my material with Cyndi Lauper got out there...

[weepingprophet]

Precisely. You wouldn't believe what I had to go through to suppress my own sex tape.

[cloaknbadger]

I knew that Magibon satire video had a 'throw them off the scent' quality to it! ;D (just kidding)

[tommacko]

The thumbnail for this video looks like you are saying the word "super" in camp Big Gay Al fashion.

[weepingprophet]

And that's precisely what I was thinking at that moment.

[tommacko]

Delighted to know that, keep up the good work squire.

[sardynox]

We do read that part. Write an essay there sometime, & then watch us all respond to it!

[BeggarsFarm7]

Mindfucking is the only way to go. It'd be a disappointment otherwise.

[Wangatangaplx2]

I read that part!

[Dem0nJohn]

You are as a matter of fact the best youtuber there is

[SamdeSquirell]

...there isn't anything to say....

Giant LIZARDS!!

[spearofhope2]

You reply to your comments. That's something that can't be understated, you know?

or... overstated. Listen, english isn't my best language-

inner voice: IT's YOUR ONLY LANGUAGE!

ANYWAYS, don't reply to this comment. please. because right now, I'm spamming. For blood must be on my hands/video-less page as well!

[xisytenin]

hooray 1000 subscribers

[Levesque999]

Gaw damn

[spearofhope2]

Oh My God what the fuck is wrong with you?! I can't stop laughing you sick freak! Oh my god! You can't fucking keep this up!

...can you?

[weepingprophet]

Nope. It's all downhill from here.

[gorikuri]

Please continue to fuck with our heads. It's been entertainly orgasmic for me... ;-)

[fallofautumndistro]

Rerun?

[weepingprophet]

Long story.

[cloaknbadger]

I think the more thought you put into a comment the less likely it is to show up. Damn youtube. I can't be bothered to compose such a monumental comment again; but I will repeat my congrats on reaching the 1000 subs mark!

[weepingprophet]

I believe your comment went through, but it comes and goes. Fucking YouTube.

Anyway, thanks!

[vegastar2001]

CONGRATS! Thanks for bringing much needed wit to you tube!

[awreslr2]

"Oh, hi. You don't actually read this part, do you? " I yes! I read your comments, and watch your videos on both channels.........hello?

Bernard K Smith.........aren't you really You tube's Spike Jones?

[weepingprophet]

For the record, I never read from a script on camera.

[ToastedSuzy]

I figured you were just looking at my "I'm Not Special" t-shirt.

[JamesHalmore]

GRATE NEW VIDEO!!!!

[PsychedelicSexDream]

Let the mind fucking commence!!!

[PsuedoNam]

XD There is BLOOD on these Spamming comments XD

[KAiserSchlacht]

I wish I had something witty to say, more with the 1000 subscriber moment. But my english sucks so I´ll cut straight to the point, IT´S ABOUT FUCKING TIME!!!

[NoseIdol]

What's all this fictional character nonsense I keep hearing about? An actor is just a person who uses an audience to justify his lunacy.

[Fraidnaught]

I always suspected these comments were like writing in the sand.

Well, like I said last time, congratulations.

[MeanMissC]

UH OH ...... Did you kill FishHook and steal his hat?

I promise i wont tell anybody ;)

[Edward645]

You sure are crative.

[InsipidNight]

Why does YouTube HATE me? (There's a stupid question for you.) I've been trying to post a comment on this scary video, but it won't let me. iGod hates me.

Anyway, if this comment is finally posted, congratulations, once again, on getting 1000 subscribers on this channel. And Happy Pi Day (Did you eat pie?! You should!) Keep up the good work! I know you will!

[Fraidnaught]

That's what you get for worshiping Apple products.

[agltbialik]

Repost?

Still, you are a very entertaining person, and definitely a stand out amongst the majority of the YouTube community. To put it bluntly: You fucking rock!

Congrats on the 1000+ subs!

[akfhome27]

YEAH! I get to be first to congratulate you! I remember when there was just 72! I can honestly say " I knew you when " Congrats again its more than well deserve!

[weepingprophet]

Wow! You've you been?!

Great to see you!

[akfhome27]

{ Oh nuts I wasnt first :( } You too! Yea, Ive been MIA for awhile now.. I think last we spoke I was hinting that life was " hectic " well it still is but I realized I need a little fun too. BTW! "YT is my life" vid, EXCELENT! just saw it today, Wish I hadn't let life side track me

[weepingprophet]

Well, I'm sorry you couldn't be in it. But welcome back!

[akfhome27]

As they say..sa la vie, right? ;) Thank you though and its good to be back. Be well :)

[weepingprophet]

By the way, have you seen Jumping the Shark yet?

[akfhome27]

no sure havent..Is it one of yours?

[weepingprophet]

Yeah, over on ChurchOfBlow.

[akfhome27]

oh sorry, me pea brain figured it out ;)And of course I left a comment AND bonus a question too! ohhh ahhh.

[eyejab]

eww stop fucking my mind asshole!!

[AtxAxLoss]

Deja vu?

[cloaknbadger]

Well, I thank you as well Jeremiah. For providing content in a medium that doesn't provide any return except for (occasional) self-satisfaction; all so us unwashed masses can view your videos for free instead of illegally downloading the content for free. I guess that makes us even. Anyway, congrats on 1000! You've got actual talent, and the "talented / dog vs. ballons and 'quirky' look at me ratio" needs all the help it can get.

[Schizomanicman]

Love it!

[13osiris13]

congrats 1000 subscribers (Y)

[nyska57]

Still magical... Although more creepy...

[Mernie9]

deja vu

[jcschrock]

Funny stuff. Wasn't sure what I was getting into after your last video. Spike Jones is the man. Just have fun with it, Dude.

[Flopirencia1]

I do actually read that part.

Felicitaciones por los mil subscriptos!

[CircularPerfection]

Awesome, first comment. Great video, as always. Congrats on 1,000 subscribers.

[BOBIzizou87]

Seriously you are messing with us constantly and I like it. Not really... well kinda... ;P

[randompalindrome]

Keep fucking with my head. Thats the fun bit.

[balkloth]

im the fifth view, and i have to say, this is a great moment for the world.