Rob Pattinson - Quips & Quotes

[DAZZLERILLUSIO]

Message to RP. Stay as funny, unique, sweet, brave, creative, humble and inspiring as you are. It is the 'realness' of you that is the gift you bring. Don't let anyone or any bad experience take it away and if necessary fight for it.

For it is the soul of you -- and that is priceless..

[Jelllaaay]

Thank you so much for this! I love robert pattinson and i'm a guy hahahaaaaa hes my inspiration and this makes me smile, i guess im gay hahaha

[greendayrus]

awww love this i remember watching it in sixth form how time flies! still got so much love for him though!!!

[kiwi096]

God I love this man :)

[S5ate99lit3e]

0:14

Am I the only one who likes the way he says "dick"? ;)

[mmaakie]

oh THANKYOU for making this!!!!!!gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!­!!!!!!!!!!

[Simonik17]

haha, love the ending

[Natalya712]

В мультфильме Рапуцнель образ и характер главного героя полностью срисован с Роберта Паттисона

[MelbieToast]

This is amazing!!! I lurve lurvelurve it!!!

[sxpnce505]

Great video and audio of Rob!!

[123chloe3211020102]

can someone tell me the interview where from says i only have 2 songs lol please

[VivinaGvr]

how cute! 1:22 @ trl!

[Viki92]

i miss this rob :S

[sodalimesalt]

@Viki92 yeah,me too.can't believe how many interviews they all had to give though.

[OneMistakx]

This guy is amazing. You can never say something bad about him because he literally does not give a shit. Your always anticipating what could come out of her mouth next and it's funnt because it's unexpected. Love this guy and i genuinely hope he does not change.

[Victoria5884]

super!

[CheeseSteaks815]

this is literally, the best, video ever. I love this vid, the first time I saw, i busted out laughing, so hard, my dad thought that I was going to die. And, hey Rob, It's Natalie from facebook. :-p/

[bb3840]

hottttttttt xx

[Msgabbiknight]

"I need...I NEED you to bite me" his face hilarious!

[CrystalQueen999]

LOL "i like nuts girls" and the next bit hahaha and "i run more like a cheese string"

"and i was like hm hm yeah"

lol i love him. i'm nuts! hahaha

[xfirexchildx]

so hot, so funny... perfect<3

[kylbaba]

love him!

[1MrsPattinson1]

Isn't he THE most beautiful man that that ever lived? Sighhh.

[spt188]

whats the song in the background?

[sharonjdepp]

this just shows what a completely natural, sweet natured, gorgeous person Robert Pattinson is, i absolutely loved it, thankyou.

[rebekahwylde89]

love it

[xTeamEdwardx21]

haha i absolutely LOVE this video!!!

1.Hailarious

2. EXTREMELY GEORGEOUS

3. and i love the song!

i think it's my favorite!!!

[iLoveYuHRobPattz]

I fucking love him

[SmoothButNotRich1901]

Oh, Robert....do you have a flaw???

[twilightgirlyyy17]

I'm sorry...this is just too funny. This is BEYOND funny. THIS GUY IS OUT OF HIS MIND. IN THE BEST WAY.

[cherrybyusma810]

New Moon was wonderful ! I watched it two times at this site twilight - now . c o m

[mysterychemistry]

humor with brains is my kinda funny

[danielarobsessed]

hermosooooooooo lo amo lo amo lo amo *---------*

[mojenima]

he is so hot

[TheMitsu1]

1:14 WHAT!?!? hahaha, he looks like a vampire! x)

[nellyakashorty]

love twilight... .

[cutieegiirl23]

" i improving my spelling <3 lmfao LOVE ROB

[sweetdreamsforever1]

Great Vid, Thats why I love Rob, he comes out with the most RANDOM things ever... :D

[crazzyaliii]

ive seen most of these interviews but theres some i havent you should have put them up in the side bar. or send them to me :)

[4shys2]

this was the best of him laughing,natural,nervous,funny­! Great video!

[Edwardlover101100]

hes ook but the world doesnt really revolve around him like he not all is really a good actor

[XxHorsexObsessionxX]

This was really cool!!! He is really a funny guy and can laugh at himself!!! I laughed alot too. He has too many awesome qualities to mention. Plays piano, guitar, likes dogs, wish I could meet him!!

[Lachicadel79]

i love this video thank you

[kli1991]

where was he at 1:22 ?

[gueyhoo]

TRL

[brokendreamscometrue]

omg, he is soo cute at 1:43 :)

girlie voice :D <3

[icycool82]

thats what she said! lol:D

[Racquel59]

He's sexy!!!

[AmericanLovee]

2:44 enough said.

[Ashlea228]

Hahahaa! how cud you not love this man! He is sooo funny! You just had to laugh! :L

[MiyaviRomance]

just wonderful!

I had a great laugh thanks!<3

[Zozzyfrost]

GO TO 2:14

[cheesegirl876]

he iz hilarious and awesome! i would help @BrenWayRoss if i spoke spanish!

[BrenWayRoss]

OHHH!!!

i really Aprecciate if anyoNe cOuld translate it tO spanish PLEASEE!!!

mY engliish isn't very good & I can't understand some partes U.U and it's awful :S

awEsOme viidEo :D

[kackvoegele]

Great done!!

Really funny.

[myqwertykeyboard123]

the song is really distracting. i cant focus on what he's saying. but it is a really nice song and great little montage of his interviews

[tearsoflithium1]

haha indeed, it made it so hard to focus on what he was saying,espescially because the quality is not that good, but nonetheless i loved your video!!GOOD JOB!

[lilittlittle]

lolz

[riveroflife]

where can I find the interview at 0:15?

[SurfsupChelsea23]

haahahhaahahhahahahahaha 1:59

he looks so embarrased afterwards!

[appleXinkling]

Haha, I didn't notice it at first but around 2:00 when he makes that funny noise, the clip cuts off just as the interviewer says "Have you really got a big..." It's probably extremely juvenile of me, but I can't help but find that hilarious...

[ddreamcatcher2]

HAHAHAHHA that's what she said.

[bubblebub25]

omg i heard loads of stuff about rob being the hottest guy and i had no idea what he was like and he is so funny!

[appleXinkling]

This should be compulsive viewing.  :)

[Chantilliscious]

i love this, wicked job!

[32kinz32]

ur awsome! where do u find this stuff

[RPFAN08]

He's such an awesome guy! I'm afraid he won't do that much interviews for promoting New Moon...

[roadtoglory]

This is awesome. Seriously! I love this guy, not only is he drop dead gorgeous he is hilarious and so flipping humble. He is a rarity in Hollywood, very unique indeed. I hope his career continues to blossom (and we get more hilarious interviews!)

[CarlosCaprii]

im trying to be like.. JLo lmao

[rchelaura]

"i run more like a cheese string"

LOVES.

[3folkfleur]

where can you see the interview at 1:26? .. like the one on the red carpet..

[TheMaddiieMoo]

OMG Lmaoo

WHAT!! i reeeeaaaalllly love him :P

x

[dontreallycare3]

LOVE LOVE LOVE. rob is love.

[xMrsCarlisleCullenx]

i used to love him but now i'm slowely wearing off

[hayamiboy]

2:04 best move ever!

[chelseaanne2296]

hahaaa when he goes 'WHAT!!' 1:15 (:

x

[lidomsdiamiful]

does anybody no where i could fine the interview of him with the long sweat shirt thats gray?

and i love him he is a hottie

[TheHappyMorb]

VEry funny! LOL I'm still laughing my ass off!

[LILS3XYCATHY]

Hahahahaha

"I run more like a cheesestring2

[ceciliejc]

This is really great! :)

[SRyan3323]

haha very funny.

what interview is 0:14-0:17 from?

[68mnpg]

OMG!! HE IS SOO FUNNY

[rlocke93]

thats so goooodddd!

[NinaCullen1995]

so funny°! lmao

[Girrl4]

HAHAHAHAH he's soo funny.

[ABalletgirlinParis]

Nice !!! :D

[HaveADescentName]

just shows how this gentleman holds a spectacular king of charisma. very unique guy, definetly adore it ! ;)

[brunettka08]

Cool video=)

He is amaaazing)))

[EvaSweeteyyy]

xD

"I just DON'T" xD

He's soooooooooooooooo funny ;D

[TheWelhamProductions]

at 1:43 where did u get it from

?

[kicsidorci]

CRAZYY man :D i love him (L)

[BisschenBella]

What does he say before she says in the end: "Thats what you ve said" ?????????

[beanfromex]

I didn't quite realize how big it was.

[EmHoTennearDear]

He says "I didnt even realise quite how big it was"

[Cara401]

Does anyone know what the vids from 0:13 and 0:20 are called on youtube? Can't find them under interviews but there is a lot of them.

[AthensSwain4]

I like the part where he said, "if you really don't like me I must be a DICK!" lol. that was my fav. part!

[iluvrpattz1]

nice vid....the music matches his quirkyness!!

[jinkiixluv]

he has the most amazing personality because he is so strange but not afraid to show it :]

[bevooo12349]

1:15 hahaha

[tumblechick15]

god he's so flipping adorable :) <3

[martselo3]

Adorable Rob<3

[iwishiwasalice]

I swear I didn't even fancied the guy at all. But after I saw some of his interviews and saw his great personality and how hillarious he is, I've been converted haha

[thesuzziswatching]

i'm a loser because i'm welcoming my friend into robsession/twidom by compiling a list of great rob/twi vids.

this is on there!!! so yay you!!!

[jamievmey]

He is the weirdest, most outspoken celeb known to man.

I love him.

[ChrisBrownFanBriona]

i love rob

[Twilight13x]

how do you get these videos?

[hlberry08]

"I love nuts girls!"- BRILLIANT!! anyone who isn't engligh won't understand that- but it is hilarious!!!

[VeronicaApple]

hmmm......nuts means crazy?or something like that?

cuz im not english=)

[nicole989989]

what does it mean then?

other than crazy girls

[laurawithavee]

It means girls from the UK magazine 'Nuts' which has topless women in it XD

[nicole989989]

oh lmao... nice

love puns with sexual innuendos

[newmoon131]

he is cute

[St3lloni]

Hey does anyone know where I could find the interviews at 0:19, 1:12 and 2:44? :)

[RabidTwilightFan]

zomg the end ...rofl ! thats what she said!

[isabellewillemse31]

Oh my god, how cute: 1:52!

And it's so hot how he said: 1:34.

And a lot more ofcourse..

[blueyRu]

lmfao!!

the way he says "hey" at 2:06 lmfao!!

[robpattinsonlover09]

mizzzturk _ what are you talking about!

If he smokes then he smokes, you can't do anything about it!

[AimeeCanFly]

haha

he has like the funniest expressions

hes so cute XD

[Lotzzzzzz]

i try to be like jlo.

genius.

[mangosandwhich]

lol i was trying to be like jalo

:) love him

and him and kristen

[Rush4Life70494]

XD dont you just love RPattz? I mean thats a stupid question, how can you NOT??

[mizzzturk]

im really angry at ROBERT

---

ROBERT FOR YOUR FANS CAN YOU PLEASE STOP SMOKING YOUR FANS AND I WOULD CRY IF SOMETHING HAPPENED TO YOU--

[Xxfreakyqueen155x]

OMG I LOVE THIS GUY!

[Xxfreakyqueen155x]

''they tries to put braces on me,GOD''

[Xxfreakyqueen155x]

''they tried to put braces on me''

[ExcellentPost]

Robert is certainly he's own man! He is so down in earth. He doesn't even care if he embarsses himself. Like it!

[Liishaar]

He's so funny :]

I'd love to be mates with him.

[BritneyManiac13]

Hahah, oh my gosh !!

I absolutely LOVE it !!

Thank you soo soo much for sharing it!:D

Rpattz <33

[Xxfreakyqueen155x]

he seems drunk...

[jsbforce]

Great editing, you have serious skills! The end was hilarious, you nailed it!

[headintheclouds22]

i literally watch this about once per day- FUNNIEST guy ever i LOOOOVEEEE HIM xx

[xxsonfan324xx]

This is funny

[delowbeat]

"a side dish that you don't have to eat" - anyone know what interview that's from?

[shewillbeloved1103]

just search for "Robert pattinson on access hollywood". its like a 2 part interview. really funny

[marixa310]

omg he is soooo hott when ever i look at him i feel like i cant breath he is just so hott

[ilima0183]

my eyeballs is sensitive too HaHaaa...he's so cute *sigh*

[Dancer211655]

Okay, so today, I was really upset. I was supposed to go to Disneyland but I couldn't go because of issues, so I've been BUMMED all day, and then I saw this video.. Thank you Rob, for making my day simply amazing..♥ I love you Mr. Robert Thomas Pattinson.

[2randomchks]

looks smokin at 00:23!!

[karenpuu]

i'm about to cry T.T

[ilima0183]

looks hot @ 0:48 mmmhmm :-)

[titelilith]

I love your video.

It's a great idea!!

I am fond of Robert Pattinson!

[nohelykoeyers]

Love this!

[revivan26]

Thanks for the vid....lovely!!

Although I would rather not having the music in the background... ;)

just to hear his voice only....;)))

[ObsessedWithTwiligh]

1:22 is my fav bit!

[Dollery045]

BITCH

[FluoresntAdolescent]

pmsl, i L-O-V-E this video, ty<3

there is so many bits i love from this bit:

: dont like me, im a DICK

: it must be moose.

: i run more like a cheese string.

btw where is the interview at 0:11

oh and..

at 2:01 he looks scared by his own laugh

LOL

god i love him!!!<3

[Sophiaia222]

thats exactly what i said!!!! hahahahaha

[vickyliv]

He's so funny, haha. I love him :)

[ObsessedWithTwiligh]

1:19 he looks really shy and tired...

[Telly830]

I love this video.

Great job.

<3 Rob

[lilsayadiva]

team rob

[headintheclouds22]

i love this video, im forcing all my friends to watch it to fall in love with him. im probably a fair amount of the views on this vid :P xxx ginnie

[coolchikk1]

Haha okay i have alot to say about this video OME okay i was laughing my head off at these bits in perticular :

0:10, 0:20 LOL, 0:36 YEP MOUSSE ;D

0:44, 1:02 HAHA i run more like a cheesestring i actually got a cheesestring to see what it would run like ;D

1:15, 1:44 ROFL idunno, 1:51 half kabuki half transvestite HAHA, 2:39 JLO ROFL, 2:57 LOL, 3:11 ROFL okayy....

This video is soo good these are definately my fave rob pattinson quotess :)

[hockeyKARA9]

this is why i want to marry him hah

great video

[:

[bringsan90]

I have this big poster of him and everday, I kiss on that poster.

[ansanve]

love love love

[Lumiusva]

can't stop watching !! :D

[meagan055]

i love this video!

its really good.

:)

[alijane10]

i love him at 3:19

:D

[supergoku355]

Rofl- "I'm trying to improve my spelling"

[thedsdotcom94]

it must be mousse.

[Matildaahh]

man his funny, "WHAT?" :D<333333

[TheDemoness]

See, at 2:00 shows me he is really silly. LMAO why does he do that when he laughs! He is like a little kid. I love Rob.

[a1sick1beat1]

lol!

I didn't even realise quite how big it was.

Thats what she said!

Ahaha so funny.

[rilessmiles]

I wanna watch all these videos in full. Where are they?

[vampiirexxx]

his face is funny @  2:05

Lol!!! ILHSM!

[mileyfanchloe]

oh i mean 2:00

[mileyfanchloe]

HAHAHAHAA

HIS FACE AT 2:01

SHIFTY EYES!

HILARIOUS

"i have really sensitive eyeballs"

[greeneyedgirl2530]

I LOVE HIM!! He's funny, sharp and just plain adorable. Seems so easy to love a man like that <3

[russiancroutons]

"it would be terrible if you keep sticking little bits of me in there"

"i don't believe that!"

rofl

[Melzy93]

loved this omg laughed my ass off!!!

[belon93]

OH MY GOD!!! I couldn't stop laughing!! :) ROB IS SOO HOT !! :D:D Greetings from sweden

[TwilightTension]

i love this video

but my heart breaks when he goes 'they tried to put a brace on me'

he sounds really upset about it :(

but he's made of awsome :)