Always Use Protection!

[neoblkgirlswirl]

This is hilarious. Lol!

[davisismail1comcast]

Damn she's also built like a brick house, nice.

[nizzobeats]

retarded as

[Rexie021]

LOL~

[crossya0va]

this is greeat lol

[WhiteIsRight85]

This dumb bitch dreams of being white,sorry you trash,you can't be!

[jbmastofact]

I was enjoying the usual humor I have always expected of your videos, at the 1:25 mark my jow literally dropped. Oreo, you are hot!!!

[jbmastofact]

@jbmastofact Jaw!!! See...My hands have malfunctioned!!!!

[bigbyrd1us]

wished you showed the additional layers you added at the end

[starguard]

Believe me, ANYONE can get Sunburned.... even Asians :lol:

[starguard]

Believe me, ANYONE can get sunburned...even Asians! :lol:

[tgr128]

I think this is what you call parody, please dear god let this be a parody.

[LuxurySwag]

"Oiled up black chick with nice boobs." LMFAOOOO

[SlaveMaster62]

nice bouncers

[shasba]

Please wear glasses! I love geeky black girls! marry me!

[SMLongwood]

Well I already like Oreos... But ummm you... you... your making it look sexy :D... even with all the coughing lmao!!

[TubeKingism]

...and boobs

[wgwagg17]

@TubeKingism This, of course, is the most important thing.

[TubeKingism]

her eyes.....its beautiful!

[32pharow]

I must say after watching this that I see you in a different light. ;^) NIce, very nice.

[58fubu]

fap fap fap fap fap...

[haroldh8]

Well that's an Oroe for ya.

[rhinoblake1]

If only all black women acted like her; the black female singleness rate would be cut in half. you are a beautiful woman...you are doing a beautiful job!!

[ZBClark1]

BLACK WILL MAKE IT WORST

[crzrck]

So this explains why all ex girl friends did not want to go to the beach... I never knew,,wow you really do learn something new each day.

[wgwagg17]

Are you going to spend the rest of your life obsessively dwelling on your status as a light-skinned black girl with "white" tastes? I don't envy you.

Nice knockers, by the way. You should show them more often.

[thechucker44]

@wgwagg17 Try to follow the joke.

[wgwagg17]

@thechucker44 Try to see through the joke to the sickness underneath. Then recoil in horror as you see your own image in the funhouse mirror.

[thechucker44]

@wgwagg17 I am not sure I understand what you are saying.

[wgwagg17]

@thechucker44 I didn't really think you would. Have a nice life anyway.

[thechucker44]

@wgwagg17 You too angry black man. Keep that anger going for all of your life's failures.

[wgwagg17]

@thechucker44 Don't talk to yourself, chucker. It makes you look crazy.

[thechucker44]

@wgwagg17 Your comma and period use makes you look stupid.

[wgwagg17]

@thechucker44 And you're out of ammo. Adieu.

[thechucker44]

@wgwagg17 Click.

[EPGAH]

No wonder the bartender was mesmerized. Don't worry about the haters!

BIG HUGS and big jugs!

[SVRCentral2010]

If only more black women acted like you....the world would be a better place.

[cedmondson2]

even though you hate blacks and being black you are sexy

[khmerghetto]

hell no

[LuLuLeLoupGarou]

Shiny. (and if you get the reference you get 10 exp [class: white people {prestige class: geek}])

[RazberyBandit]

@LuLuLeLoupGarou Firefly?

[RaTeeBoom]

I'm Irish, I wish I could tan lol.

[JayJohnson2311]

Cancer sucks, thanks Oreo ;)

[AcEoMaTiK]

Hehehehehe, you're nuts! :-)

[GREGG2099]

Thumbs up for FLBP!!!

[thechucker44]

@GREGG2099 I must be getting old...FLBP? Not sure what that means.

[RadiantlyMe]

COME CHECK OUT MY VIDEO!

[1990banks]

if i got a pound every time I watch this video hehe

[teddet87]

She really is attractive!! WOW.

[WestIndian1401]

just happened to come across one of your videos and im hooked. Very funny and a relief from the not so eloquent and thought provoking videos i have been looking at all day. I see you have a bright future ahead of you

[1111111111sword]

oh yaaaaaa u r right, just look at your face maaaaaaaan

HA HA HA

[nathan0073]

( dont say shes got awesome boobs !)  You look ravishing in that bathing suit. :)

[dinhos2000]

sometimes we need to stop being too sensitive and just laugh at how obsurd stereotypes are.thank you oreo...:)

[oreowriter]

@dinhos2000 :) Thank you!!

[dinhos2000]

this video is very funny,lol

[oreowriter]

@dinhos2000 Thanks!

[AmericanPatriot2008]

@oreowriter

Why don't you SHUT UP?

[shieldsff]

@AmericanPatriot2008 -

uh, let's see... yup, this does say OREOWRITER channel.

Guess we all know now who's confused and desperate for attention !

[onlookgurl24]

@dinhos2000

Yes it surely is

[lovangels55]

Looks delicious.yum yum

[queetdogg]

This is TOO funny! It should be on SNL!!!

[oreowriter]

@queetdogg :) Thank you!

[TheBassfr3ak]

At this point i have no clue if the majority of your videos are meant to be just jokes, or stating your beliefs in a humorous way. One thing i do know is you are incredibly beautiful and if you were in my area i would definitely enjoy meeting you and getting to know you. I also do not drive a sebring and managed to go this whole comment without mentioning your boobs.....oops

This comment was brought to you by the number 13 and a black guy

[leonjrich]

I love it. I lov ehow you used the Oreo theme. I have to subscribe, But I have never had any skin problems when it comes to the Sun. You are awesome. I lov eit when you say Oreo....

[taebaby0689]

LMAO!! I love your videos



[76casperleo]

Need to rub it in?

[chinopino7]

hahahaha. it is nice to know that you didn't OVERDO the sunscreen application on yourself. and then you put layers on. hahahah. well, you are thorough. :)

[davidsullivan90289]

why didnt you go to my high school pretty lady?

[angelchik54]

Omg this is hilarious

[deepbrownone]

Before I clicked, I thought this video was going to be about safe sex.

[921TOPDOG]

i grew up in the hood and i think u are very funny...u need a sitcom show...some people just can't take a joke...stay as u are...i think u r beautiful inside and out!....when u get big ...stay away from drugs!

[oreowriter]

@921TOPDOG :) Thank you!

[921TOPDOG]

with your sexy black ass!

[ralphyboi97]

nice tits:)

[KeshiaOB]

Damn bitch, lay off the drugs.

[KingCynicalese]

nice happy-trail 

[NewUser21111]

nice tits

[MsLoyal12]

wow! you are sooooo hot! and i totally mean that in the most bi-curious way! are there many oreo carpet munchers?

[columbo305]

nothing like an oiled up black chick with nice boobs.very nice.

[Arami529]

There are few worse experiences than being the black person with the sunburn. It's difficult to explain to your peers no matter their race.

[oreowriter]

@Arami529 hahaha! I know, right!!

[cinemasalad]

Beautiful skin heavenly body strong and powerful mind, beautiful "BLACK" lady you are a goddess and I don't think you know that or want it to be true lol. I don't know what your video's are really about but to each his or her own do you BoooooOOOO! LOL you really got to like what's liking you if you want to be happy in this world or the one you choose to make for your Divine self just trust and believe "its your world"!

[soulsearch1234]

This is the first time I wished I was white, just so I can date her..She's beautiful on the inside and out..if you want to date white guys only, then good for you..its your choice, forget the haters.

[AdonisThePrettyboy]

Lol...Poor Little BLACK Girl..

[InfinityNebula]

Wow-I love the Hair and the cleavage here LoL

[dashonhurts]

How old are you? You brain is super quick! If I met you on the street or Dragon-Con, just saying for example, no point intended, I would probably head for the hills. I have an art degree, so I'm a well rounded person and am open to what ever but jeez your genius. I can tell. Your fan starting 15 minutes ago. ME. Yeah!!! Smart Black girls. P.S. Your hot.

[MargaritasAntesPorco]

oreowriter, how many whites can you shake from your Family Tree...?

[youngice6004]

I just had to say I couldn't help but notice your boobs

[JAYOhimself]

A video about safe sex? Nope, just more self-hating rambling about how she wishes she were white *puke*

[Mayanime3]

Love your videos!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Unevenhairline]

are you and uncle ruckus related

[chkyosef]

1:23 I must say, you look quite ravishing ;)

Haha, love your videos, humor is biting and dialogue is deliciously snarky....

[redverter]

Dont forget ur seeing eye dog.

[weyj326]

Lol crazy. But ur body is nice

[MissLysreign]

Yayyyy, sunscreeeeeen! I need to get some more now that you mention it.

[RebelAllianceMedia]

"not to dark yet skin"..LOLOLOLOLOL

[intox1]

U ENTERTAIN ME....

(and yes i write in caps cause im one of those loud black ppl)

[1990banks]

LOL :O I had to keep my thoughts in check while watching you basically shower yourself in sunscreen, You sprayed it in your eyes -_- I would be in tears too.

[EconCat88]

Intelligent, well-spoken, great-looking, artistic, with a splash of humor.

Thank you.

[purpleluv1213]

thumbs up if u thought this was something OTHER than the sun...

[superbassgirl809]

you are so pretty and educated thank you for making videos

[solobackpacking]

Despite my herculion efforts, I was unable to hold back my surgation.

[andrelebaron]

your chances of a vitamin D deficiency in a northern or cloudy climate are high, high, high and this has been linked to, you got it, cancer. yes, even an oreo needs to take a vitamin D gel cap unless you're way down south.

[NewCenturyVideos]

Now I Know why that bartender made the comment about your breasts.They ARE nice. A Black Guy.

[coolzen26]

Call me crazy but it seems like she is secretly cracking on dark skined black people......Do you really hate us that bad??

[jones1351]

I came across your videos quite by accident. Believe it or not I was following a thread on Malcolm X when the first one popped up. I’ve watched a handful of them now and still can’t believe what I’m seeing. The “Preacher,” said “There is no new thing under the sun,” but, how could he know? There was no youtube a couple of millennia ago.

You take a little getting used to but I can’t deny that you are original and daring, not easy to find in satire.

[eddiewarbux305]

i can name six girls from the hood that look just like you...

[modakai]

you got a banging body oreo...sorry for just notice that only.. :)

[gametight79]

Your a pretty attractive girl.. Could pass for puertorican or dominican.

[StupidVids2009]

u sound like hillary from the fresh prince

[MrMoePhills]

I get a strange feeling she knows how hott she is

[doctorken2k]

I wished this video was made when I was a child. My cousins, friends, and I tried many ways to keep are skin from getting too dark.

[hdmcjr]

Can go from looking like a black person to TOTALY LOOKING LIKE A BLACK PERSON.

[manicbranic]

this chick is sooo annoying......why can't I stop watching her videos??? :)

[kidincandystore]

@manicbranic becuz she is hot thats why

[FineHawaiianArt]

girl seriously don't hide what nature gave you, your skin is beautiful love it  don't loose it.

[bigstink9]

Doesn't anyone get ironic self-satire anymore?

Not implicitly inviting the audience in on the setup is funnier in a way, I guess.

Apparently more than a few people are taking your vids literally!!lol

FYI people, real self-hating oreos AREN'T ironic.....on purpose !!

[clayLavl]

I've read that anything beyond 15 pf is a waste of money..and, btw..you have a, well, uhm, nice body..um..but you already knew that..haha!

[clayLavl]

What a sexy mind you have.

[oreowriter]

@clayLavl :) Thank you!

[pbg98pbgpbg98pbg]

I think your videos are silly, you talk way too fast, and I dont enjoy them. Even though I know you are trying to be entertaining and funny by making fun of being an Oreo....you come across as hyper, nonsensical, and racist towards your own ethnicity.

[oreowriter]

@pbg98pbgpbg98pbg Well, it's a good thing you don't have to watch them, then!

[Kelz06081984]

@pbg98pbgpbg98pbg lighten up! I'm Black and not offended in the least. You go girl!

[Venus1Star]

@Kelz06081984

wow and they say that black latinos have issues with being black... yet every single video on youtube that its a black person wanting to be white, hating there skin color, downing there own race etc is an African American.

[Seapaddler]

Respond to this video... 01:51 "It's gonna burn a little bit, that just means you know it's working" lol omg I almost spit my coffee all over my monitor. How can you do this with a straight face, I'd be laughing too much to pull it off. haha funny vid.

[bwatson20]

@pbg98pbgpbg98pbg ; wow I guess you are on a strict diet of NOT fun. I don't know if you ever realized that there are many styles of sense of humor. Your sense of humor might NOT be, just the type that enjoys; The clever, hyper and nonsensical. Just a couple of quick question isn't her right to make fun of her own ethnicity? and isn't it clear her tone? Criticism is the path of the least resistance, if you think you can do better prove it! being creative is NOT easy.

[stillstonie]

@pbg98pbgpbg98pbg Maybe i should watch more of her vids because I dont recognize any of the above mentioned attributes in this vid...except for the fast talking. I think this young woman is awesome... she's spot on with acknowledging some serious flaws among ppl of our ethnicity, in politics, etc. Cant take a joke? fine. Cant handle the truth? grow up!

[jogwolf]

Someone help me here what is she trying to tell us?

[bigstink9]

Hahahaha!!

My fave video!!!

[oreowriter]

@bigstink9 Aww, thank you!

[Ezema25]

damn this girl got a huge titties

[MoneyC225]

Oreo girl, you got a nice body! It gots 2 come from yo black side.

[NovaKane78]

I like the way you look with your hair pulled back - gorgeous that way

[BeulahLips]

The best ever... funny and cool humanoid.

[criss1956]

I know all too well about body hair on women; my wife is German and I have to remind her every several months that it's time for a trim, ha, ha. Cellulite - yep, got a little under my butt cheeks but no stretch marks - yet. You want to talk about imperfections, I had a 30 inch waist until I hit my 40s. Now my butt has went up to my stomach and I have a big gut but no butt. Being confused isn't necessarily a bad thing. I get to experience new things everyday.

[criss1956]

I know that wasn't hair that I saw under your arm.......Or was it?

[oreowriter]

Dear @criss1956, Yes, it probably was. This may come as a huge shock to you, but adult women have hair in many places on their bodies. We also have cellulite, stretch marks and imperfect waist-to-hip ratios. We hope this clears up any remaining confusion.

[mizzbahamas88]

why do you call yourself an oreo?

[southdkalbnigga]

damn you are serious...wow.....i would give a few sentiments but, really your only use in this life time is assimilating our children....keep up the good work someone has to be the extremist

[RJW27]

Ummm, don't need it, love the Panther color babe! I love my color, thanks!!!

[Mzrougepoupee]

Ummm, what in the blue blazes is a "krelbow"??

[bigvirgotube]

It worries me a weeee bit of you putting that on your face,but you know what you're doing. Hopefully. This sunscreen thing is new to 'us'.

[AaronRose24]

lol! I like how you are making it seem so serious. The guide to being an Oreo. Nice.

[bigworld3001]

Sprays the palm...lol!!!!

[iloverette]

OMG! I had no idea it was satire --- you are acting right?, cause if so you're pretty convincing.

[oreowriter]

@iloverette :) Thank you.

[Frsng1]

My guess is this young lady is going to have quite a career in comedy!

[oreowriter]

@Frsng1 :) Thank you! 

[Frsng1]

@oreowriter Your welcome---you see--I actually get it!

[southoreast]

@Frsng1 Do you mean that or are you being sarcastic?

[Frsng1]

@southoreast It's satire--of course I get satire.

[himynameisfuckyoudie]

id pee in her butt

[BeulahLips]

You're the best chick ever... honest and truthful, it's wit and humor like this that can totally destroy all the true racism out there that's like the energizer bunny...it just keeps going and going and going...keeps on repeating and repeating and repeating the same old same old... proving the psychological (and biblical) truth that whatever you don't forgive and forget, you end up focusing on, and becoming just like. I.E., look at all those "wounded" by "racism", they are the most racist !

[Isaiahsk8s]

too bad u dont date black guys :(

[oreowriter]

@HipHopEmperorSalute Head's up that profanity's getting removed. You're welcome to post again without the language.

[HipHopEmperorSalute]

@oreowriter Just curious why do you hate yourself? You try to use satire to disrespect all that our people have & still go through. Just curious do you think black people getting raped, lynched & hung is a joke? You say nothing good about black people but use the gimmick oreo theme for views. Does your family agree? You shit on every single black person who could possibly be related to you. Do you realize white American still see's you as a nigger? What about young black little girls picked on?

[oreowriter]

@HipHopEmperorSalute Also, if you're not a fan, you don't have to watch. There's a lot of comedy that I don't care for, so I just don't watch it.

[HipHopEmperorSalute]

@oreowriter What are your contributions to create positive? You only perpetuate negative stereotypes about black people. I am being civil & not profane as you requested so I would like a answer with no bs. Cut the act or the pseudo-intellectual rant. Just give me a simple direct answer. No hatred here just disappointment. People gave their lives so you can be where you are today. You make a video stereotyping a black man from the projects. I have blk friends who are lawyers from the projects.

[oreowriter]

@HipHopEmperorSalute Satire is often offensive and makes people uncomfortable. I make videos that are ridiculous to show how ridiculous stereotypes are.

[HipHopEmperorSalute]

@oreowriter I understand satire Paul Mooney has to be the best brilliant satire comedian he is the emperor of it. Look him up. The comic God Richard Pryor was his protege. There is no one more witty, articulate I've seen thus far than him. He makes white people as well as everyone feel uncomfortable but he speaks on real issues people are afraid to talk.

[HipHopEmperorSalute]

@oreowriter Yours just seem like herman cain who is destroying the name of African American people for acceptance. There's a difference if you made fun of all people. If your videos showed diversity then yeah I could say hey funny like Dave Chapelle or something. Your videos have the same gimmick theme. People use gimmicks out of desperation to gain attention quicker. It is psychology trust me I have an family member who is an psychologist. Show a different theme which shows depth then yeah.

[oreowriter]

@HipHopEmperorSalute I also have a blog where I go into a lot more detail with my point of view, and I work in the media where I do work as a consultant around diversity issues.

[HipHopEmperorSalute]

@oreowriter Cool I am being malicious. I would love to hear your blog as a consultant on diversity issues presented in vldeo format. You do seem intelligent and articulate which I can't deny. I love comedy I do so hey everyone gets made fun of I get it. I just I guess have a spot when you have experienced some really racist things it makes you say wtf I will never go through that again. No hate here. Keep doing what you are doing.

[HipHopEmperorSalute]

@oreowriter Sorry I meant I am not being malicious hahah sorry I meant not. Sorry.