Guitar Superstar, Granite Man

[idonotknowme]

If SOPA or ACTA wins we will not have such wondereres games such as these.

[sporedoutofmymind]

He looks like he's trying to play an upright bass.. while having a seizure

[mrbobmanbob]

Why is he playing for a crowd of airplanes?

[hploveshack99]

K.K. Iron

[localhbci]

@mspudds22: It's real, just a cheap knockoff meant to be bought by uninformed people ("hey, that's that guitar game my grandson likes!"). I'd rather someone make a good quality clone for an 8- or 16-bit system, one that for starters doesn't vertically scroll the notes at a consistent speed from reveal to smashers.

[therealkambriekancer]

When I had this game I was scared to play this song because of the creepy lookin' dude

Lol

[mspudds22]

Is this real? is it supposed to be guitar hero for beginners?

[steveasat2]

Somewhere on a couch, Beavis & Butthead are weeping. WEEPING, for god's sake.

[Mrguitardude5]

" but i want guitar hero :( "

XD duuh , that other game sucks donkey boner ! :p

[runescaperzoco]

it sounds like that guitar is trying to take a shit.

[KingslyKross]

wow the graphics are amazing

[JonoTehMuffinMan]

lol

[TheLastBrainLeft]

This guitar sounds like a cheap MIDI file everyone had embedded in their late 90's Tripod homepages.

[eyepoo]

lmfao

[MrGruntles]

You're so fucking GOOD AT THIS GAME

[faggymcbitchtits1]

Holy shit! This makes me want to fuck a farm animal!

[ranma814]

does the song ever actually end

[Strelok3700]

Why does the guitarist look like he has downs syndrome?

[Naxwell]

To be honest, this sounds like an Advance Wars song.

[shitcock86]

This is giving me cancer.

[chochopoopoo]

they sold this at menards a while ago

[PhoeniXCE]

It sounds like a TNA Wrestling theme :x

[ReadmanJ]

Wha-howww, that is fail lol what a rip off

[SmackheadPedo]

I want "Granite Man" as my ringtone.

[Elcore]

You idiots! This is a simulator for how difficult it is for Ozzy to coordinate his limbs these days.

[lolpawnage]

It looks better than Shredmaster Jr...

[moralreef]

everything in this video is the funniest thing i have ever seen

[Mansurus]

Starring the crazy meth head who stabbed ozzy, stole the stage, and played air guitar on a shotgun until the cops shot him after a 7 hour stand off.

[BagOfMagicFood]

He was turned to stone

In the quantum foam

[guIIiver]

If my parents gave me this for Christmas, or any other occasion in the world, I'd have killed myself.

[4kidzworld]

OMG I ahve A game called guitar superstar but cant find the rigjt one on utube!

[JBenn007]

This song sounds like a bagpipe on hemp

[JonnySpazzbourne]

This is supposed to sound like "Iron Man"? YE GODS, this is awful.

[DementedMax]

Everyone wants him, he just stares at himself.

[wolftickets1969]

The guitar game equivalent of Popstation.

[fredrickpendragon]

The dude on the guitar on the screen is FLIPPING THE FUCK OUT. Like, having a seizure while trying to stroke the guitar.

God, this is awful.

[aimjeezy]

@fredrickpendragon lmao!!! hilarious

[bandicootnation]

HAHAHAHAHAHA ha ha ha whimper WAAAAAAAH

[SchizoFrantix]

LOL LOL LOL what's the fuck man ;o

[TackyRackyComixNEO]

Actually, I'm mostly confused by the name of the ripoff. Couldn't they at least have picked a less wimpy rock than granite?

[TackyRackyComixNEO]

The guitar player looks like he's having a spazattack.

[soniclover88888]

Guys, if you actualy played the game, you'd understand that this guy is AMAZING at this game. You gotta be picture perfect to even do well. Also, this game has graphics that look like they were from the mid-90's even though this game was made after GH1.

[XDerekTM]

So is this like a rip off of Iron Man I'm guessing? The game looks awesome.

[Ninja8294]

This game is quite good tbh, the gameplay is way better than guitar hero. fuck sake why did i waste my money on guitar hero ::L this is so good

[TheDualShocker]

is this dlc or something?

[mike1SH]

LOL! I saw this for sale for 49.99 at Walgreens. Ridiculous.

[chrisfromasite]

I actually got the game... I DIDN'T KNOW HOW MUCH IT WOULD SUCK!!!

[crazyquale25SH]

CAN'T STOP LAUGHTING AHAHAHA

[rko320]

i got this for Christmas & i dont feel like playing this at all but i dont want to be an asshole

[jellyalv]

What's that game? It's for Mega Drive?

[defiantskeptic]

This is... incredible. They couldn't even rip the song off well.

[guitarguy5]

I THOUGHT IT WAS AMAZING but im lying

[dalejunior8888]

Ahhh yes, "Granite Man". From the debut album of Bad Sadbath, featuring the vocal talents of Oggy Oddboard.

Oggy did a great job on the song "Wacky Choo-Choo" as well. Good times...

[HalfHourDump]

@dalejunior8888 Fucking hell, I laughed way harder at this post than I should have.

[EMMETTRALF]

@dalejunior8888 "WE'RE GOING OFF THE DESIRED COURSE ON THIS WACKY CHOO-CHOOOOOOO"

[runescaperzoco]

@dalejunior8888 don't forget their guitarist Jack Myldes. his solo on "Howl at the stars" was amazing

[eruption257]

@dalejunior8888 Who can forget classic songs such as "Battle Hogs"? Or the perennial "Nice-Tasting Tree-Thing"? Heck, even the classics they pushed out when they replaced Oggy with Randy Jim Dago!

[GodzWrath35]

LMAO! This sucks.

[momoandmiz]

Why are the the notes you have to play on the offbeats of the actual song? D:

POOR CHARTING.

[m2kind2001]

A well known drug store in my area has the nerve to sell this for $35. I mean, WTF?

[alexfanx]

I AM GRANITE-MAN

[TheSteakJustice]

HOT

[eruption257]

Jesus, look at the flailing dude in the background. Yeah, playing the guitar is as easy as slapping the strings and digging your fingers underneath, while never ever moving your left hand.

[rotomRASENGAN]

was this supposed ot be a ripoff of ironman?

-scratch that- it is

[MARTINCKYESTRADA]

:D:D:D:D:D Iron Man

[TheHereticMetal]

FC fail. xD

[CapainSherlock]

This was a disgrace to Steel Housewife.

[quetzalcoatlustastic]

Ahem, I believe you mean Ebony Day Of Rest.

[eruption257]

Are you kidding? If anything, it's a stain on "Bronze Person"s reputation!

[JonathanUtah]

You fucking suck at guitar superstar

[nalosfire]

Oh god it's like when Robot chicken changes songs around in video games only this is way worse.

[jackface0410]

"Hey look honey! 'Guitar Hero' for only 5 bucks! Looks like we have a very lucky son this Christmas!"

[disastertruck]

the worst part is the horribly seizuring man in the background.

[greenjester27]

lmfao, oh lord. Who made this?? Why? Why does the "guitar" sound like a man playing kazoo inside a sewer? So many questions

[aconnor96]

It's MIDI music.

[KrazyPilot422]

the makers of that game should die. poor kids get this game for Christmas every year because their parents don't' know the difference from this and guitar hero.

[DeterminatedDud]

they have a whammy bar on the controller but it dont work like guitar heros

[Arkaelith]

If not for the comments here I would not have even realized this was supposed to be a play on Iron Man.

Wait, is it supposed to be a parody or is it actually genuinely supposed to be the actual song?

This game is so terrible that I can't even tell.

[putnamehere3146]

It was supposed to be a cheap knockoff.

It's more plagiarism than parody :P

[trickstered]

I love how the controller makes the same sound as a horse walking on a cobblestone road

[TheJamesTrain]

LOLOLOL

[HappyPepper]

Annnnnnnnnnnd random jet out of nowhere.

[420anonymous]

Because those fighter planes in the back of a concert are just soooo awesome.

[FierceOat]

Damn you're p good

[MrRuxpin]

its even more funny cause you actually suck at the game to!

[wasteofwebspace]

lyrics:

I AM THE GRANITE MAN

I AM THE GRANITE MAN

GRAN IT GRAN IT MAN

I AM THE GRANITE MAN

[EvilCrackedPudding]

This is absolutely terrible.

...but very funny

[SZF123456]

i am granite man

sitting in the ground doing nothing all day

[dethbiker]

You played so bad your character had a seizure the whole time.

[asstreme2]

HAHA

GRANITE MAN!!

Oh, deffinitely not an Iron Man rip off

[sheemobile]

This game is so jewish

[dino7090]

so this is the peice of shit game

[OpheliaImmortal]

Congratulations, you don't have a sense of humor.

[Zanny77]

Wow.....Guitar Hero has come a looooooooooooooooooong way...lol jk, but seriously...who made this crap? This is the kind of stuff you wouldn't even let your dog play. (If that even counts as an insult). BTW, This sounds like an Iron Man rip off on SNES. SNES!!

[DFILMS08]

YES

[Chinchilla2]

is that song suppose to be Iron Man?

[fabulo19]

belive that=)

[razzamellon]

i know there such rips

[RJKProductionz]

i have this game -.-

[ExplodingOdin]

Nobody can move him

They just roll their eyes!

Everybody laughs at him

Now he has his reward!

Heavy boots of shale

Makes his victims turn death pale!

Barrel Rolling as fast as they should!

Granite Man would kill them good!

[ExplodingOdin]

Nobody can move him

He just stops at ZA WARUDO

Plotting a big one

That will never unfurl!

Now it is too soon

For Granite Man's Big Typhoon

Vengeance from the PINGAS

Kills the memes that he once- PINGAS!

[ExplodingOdin]

GRANITE MAN LYRICS Has he gone insane? Can he look or will he refrain? Can he move a ball, Or is he really just a doll? Is he dead or alive? Has he thoughts within the hive? We won't pass him there, Or he might hit us with a Granite Stare! He's been Granitized (Granite!) In the great Crystalizing Eye Where he saved our lunch By performing an impressive GRANITE PAUNCH!

[deadman661]

i have that thing

[gibbsies]

hard core

[Greenday2179]

omg the guitarist looks like he's having a seizure lol

[dbz5450]

The guy looks like he's wackin off.

[wolfeman85]

lmfaoo

[kingap1]

rofls

[hell454]

wow......

[despair2ko]

Lawl the character looks like a retarded chunk of clay, Thats to fucking funny!

[remotepan]

nasty daughter of yours...rofl!

[Joe8Dom]

iiiiiii ammmm graaanitee man

[BullatikoBassPlayer]

lol the begining sounds like asian music, and y r there marine corps jets in the background? O_o

[Kasrkin25]

You mean to tell me you've never played a guitar without an amp completely alone in a hangar before?

[TheRover00]

How high was the person that made this crack pot game? Who thinks of this rip off SHIT? It sounds like some fucking bullshit from a 1980s video game, nevermind a real guitar. Fuck this shit ass game.

I have to admit this video made me laugh.

[nirniva]

Guitar Hero is such a blatant ripoff of this, it's unbelievable. These guys should have sued.

And then they should sue Ozzy for stealing their song.

T_T

...Wow, this is bad.

[Yozilla5]

i got this for 10 bucks at a garage sale yesterday and im better than this freak of nature!my pet turtle can beat you!!

[insertnamehere0001]

it doesnt sound like a guitar at all... it sounds more like a gay baby einstein or whatever theyre called toy.

also, if what spongebob said on the last page was true, im going to be pissed off.

[insertnamehere0001]

sound sucks, so does graphics lol.

and they stole this song, and renamed it

...and copied gh...

im surprised there havent been any lawsuits yet lol.

[TehZorzGuy]

did the guitar player have a f*ckin' seizure?! lol

[TehZorzGuy]

wow this is prolly made by the ppl who made little bee, little cars, and ratatoing ô_ô

[RishiBhaskara]

i love the 'hot' meter and how the guitarist has a seizure XD

[Hellflex]

rofl sounds like one of those kid's leap frog things.

[DemonicMuffinMan]

chuck norris needs to buy this game...

[holycowza]

XD @ this game

[firegod09]

lol

" i am granite man "

wow more like

"gay rip off man"

[SirAwsomness]

wow this shit is gay

[UKRThracian]

Mum I wanted Guitar Hero!

[TehZorzGuy]

y ur mum got u this f*ckin a**ed sh*t game?

[UKRThracian]

It was a joke..I have guitar hero and rock band

[TehZorzGuy]

wow i do too cool man! I saw this g*y thing at Hart and it was sixty f*ckin' Bucks!!!

[UKRThracian]

Sixty Bucks!!

omg lol

[iambob4life]

i got mine for 30 and it still a rip-off

[fantanator]

isnt t hat supposed to be iron man lol

[HVF12]

I need to go buy this game immediately.

[wiiplaya78]

HVF12, me too

[spongebob12365]

songs for the sequal

fast car

father

cowgirls from heaven

limestone man

welcome to the toilet

go away your son

nasty daughter of yours

bulls in circus and much much...fucking more

-_- don't buy this shit

[Ronster417]

wow.. Welcome to the toilet...

FATHER?!?! wow...

IS THIS A PIRATE GAME?!?!?!!?

[chevelledude888]

dude on my the bottons stop working half way tru the song haha

[killer7dood]

XMFD look at the guitarist. Seizure-tastic!

[emohippie01]

hahahahahahahahaha!!!!!

I know!!!

[darkangelcorissa666]

haha that was funny i have this game but sometimes my keys stick pisses me off lol or they just dont work

[PGHxVirulenT]

The guitarist is on a coma-inducing trip of acid and PCP. This is the dream he is having during said coma.

[TheZedStudios]

i bout that game yesterday and i can already get 50.000 points. you aren'tthat good.

[Birdmasher2007]

ROFLCOPTER! That is so freakin coppied and should be sued.  whats with the guitarist on the tv thing?

[iscamedurunescape]

guitar hero 3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[FrostByte38]

Quite depressing to watch...

[ilikejenna]

GRANITE MAN XD LMFAO!

[Rjina211]

It's a rip-off from iron man and its so crappy I can't believe they'd go through teh trouble of making it.

BTW I saw a game like this at an arcade. It was much better... and it only cost 25 cents to play it.

[nathanma]

LMFAO GRANITE MAN

[SAOldbill]

Ahahahahahahaha the guitar player's having a stroke or something.

[LilMeow3]

LOL PATHETIC!!

[Dangerpksu]

lmfao

[Skillet593]

This game is beyond depressing. Never knew that this video game was made until recently...it's..pathetic..

[SomethingRules]

This is way better than the original.

\m/ "I... AM... GRANITE MAN" \m/

[Dorgy24]

Lol what a fcking rip-off!

[lolcowwtf]

Don't forget limestone man!

[KillerFuzzball]

fuuuuuck that was terrible.

[eboygangsta]

lol granite man, iron man, granite man, iron man, lol

[scottpeter66]

wow this sucks

[1337koolaid]

Guitar superstar II set list welcome to the forest scream at the devil the devil went down to Florida rock you like a typhoon odd flow carry on my wayward daughter sweet kid of mine through the water and ice fast ride talk clean to me Encore!!: Bulls on festival!! All i could think of :D

[u8Lard]

moonlight of your love paint it white steam on the water alabama queen i love alternative rock blunt dressed man bark at the sun heart shaped crate search and rebuild pumpkin pie enslaved bird work's out when you were old miss mail fraud anarchy in france the letter of the beast

[kingmoobbs]

technichly this is better price wise it is only 100 dollars cheaper and u get the same every thing exept graphic wise gutiar hero is way better lol :P

[charliemagoo]

I'm sure there are MANY other better things about Guitar Hero than this piece of crap.

[Rjina211]

understatement lol

[SpinDragun]

iron man ripoff

[matthew050695]

lol the notes dont have anything to do with the music and the guy is playing in a plane warehouse thing and nobodys even watching him

[oakleyguy882]

The guitarist is having seizures and doing bad stuff with that guitar. GO GRANITE MAN!!! Roflmfao!

[haha045]

I have the game. Not as good as guitar hero. But its cheaper.

[Soldier0Cross]

This game is not comparable to guitar hero ,the songs are awful clones of good ones not only that they sound like 8 bit noises. Thios game being cheaper does in no way make it worth it.