POLL: Would you rather -- Drink beer and whiskey in the autumn air while listenting to Clutch and shooting pool.....OR, well, nevermind, thats about as good as it gets.
One time I mentioned Clutch in front of my sister, and she said "I never really got into them". That's because only the male brain reacts positively to the amazingness known as Clutch. No girls allowed here, beards and brews only please.
Every time I hear this song, I get a strong craving for some chicken. Anyone else have this issue? Me and my buddies call it the "Chicken Eating Song." ALL I CAN THINK ABOUT IS EATING SOME FRIED CHICKEN!!!
I was listening to this song in the school library one day and my headphones accidentally came out of the computer, every one heard it and then there heads exploded from Clutch's awesomeness!!!!!
i saw clutch about 10 times in the early days and the band actually grew in front of your eyes every album is sligtly different and just a little better than the last am i gonna get speed rock hardcore space rock hippy rock or blues its always a gamble but money well spent
i scared away about 4 chicks at a concert when i said milk of human kindness was the greatest love song ever
First time I seen these guys was 2001 "DingelBerry Ball" in cali... I was a stage hand had a VIP pass, met a fan who had the band logo tat around his neck Said he had seen them 56 times and was thinking that he was going to get the lead singers autograph that night. I say, Dude I can most likely get that for you... I Got a sharpie pen got on the Bus and the lead singer tells me to get off his bus. I explained the situation and was told not happening locked the door and gave the evil eye, Yea.
@snoman75__ Was a bit crazy yes.... The only thing I was really out to accomplish by this was getting an autograph for a fan? The evil eye thing was not so bad as the guy who I let borrow my sharpie pen actually kept it??? Hopefully they became more fan base oriented in their growth as musicians???
@6MetalMich6 You might dislike what I say, but FUCK THEIR BEARDS!!! They make awesome music, that's the only thing that matters (although I still think they got cool beards)
@Nickodemusodurn Woah calm down there little guy. I checked your profile and as it turns out, young as I am, i'm a year older than you. Maybe you'll understand in a year but it's really annoying when everyone asks how long you've been growing your beard and if they can touch it. In more related news... If your gonna post condescending remarks you shouldn't get your panties in a twist when i post condescending replies.
Oh come on im not being condescending, im kidding around and playing the hard line. hahaha, you just dont like beard attention I guess. To each their own. Keep on rollin.
CNN reported today that an alarming number of professional fighters and athletes are dosing CLUTCH in an effort to substitute for steroids. CLUTCH has thus far produced rapid muscle gain, euphoria, endurance, speed and overall asskicking experiences. More to come.
Listing to Clutch is like going back in time to the days of the industrial revolution... I just realized that man has harnessed the power of electricity just so Clutch can play their music
Some say that when God shaved his own beard, the strands fell to earth in the form of the greatest band of all time, Clutch...others say that in fact, Clutch is God, descended to earth to spread the Gospel of The Beard. There are others still, however, who say that such beards can only come from contract with Lucifer, and a man cannot have such a gloroius facial mantle without selling his soul to stoke the fires of Hell. I think they're all right. But then again I'm high right now.
@SpookyJohnathan Neil Fallon tried to sell his soul to the Devil for blues fame... The Devil just gave it to him for free and then ate his own gun, knowing that would be his greatest act.
@HellzAssassin666 They accualy released a reisue of Blast Tyrant on tuesday. It has a bonus CD with new material on it. It has a pretty cool version of Tight Like That accoustic. But other than that they don't have any other plans for a new ablum as far as i know.
POLL: Would you rather -- Drink beer and whiskey in the autumn air while listenting to Clutch and shooting pool.....OR, well, nevermind, thats about as good as it gets.
MsBalou25 18 hours ago
0h my goodness i would like to destroy everything atm.... and cry at the same time
angel21gr 2 days ago
THIS SONG IS SO FRIGGIN AMAZING IT MAKES ME AGGRESSIVE IT MAKES ME WANT TO FREACKIN FIGHT, THIS IS AWESOME!!!!!!!
greenwolf6767 4 days ago
I was listening to this song on my laptop and my wife asked me "Are you high or something?" and I said "Not yet". HA HA
WIDESIDE72 1 week ago
I wish I had money like Henry Ford..
TheGuitarAce 2 weeks ago 3
One of the greatest songs ever written.
zombiejon 3 weeks ago in playlist ZoMBiEJoN's UnDeaD CLuTcH
One time I mentioned Clutch in front of my sister, and she said "I never really got into them". That's because only the male brain reacts positively to the amazingness known as Clutch. No girls allowed here, beards and brews only please.
RadioBamFan 4 weeks ago 2
Bow down to the guy who chose to put clutch in left 4 dead!
bobsuruncle22 1 month ago
@bobsuruncle22 Clutch makes the decisions.
hitman3106 4 weeks ago
@bobsuruncle22 clutch in left 4 dead ??? serious?
ScyL0n 2 weeks ago
@ScyL0n ohh you mean the music ???? is thatit?
ScyL0n 2 weeks ago
Saw them a few nights ago in Boston w/ CoC. Sweet fuckin' show.
When this song picked up, I had goosebumps...
TheFistOfAnAngryGod 1 month ago
This song is straight up amazing, and i like Down, but they are nothing compared to the Mighty Clutch
kernelkash 1 month ago in playlist clutch
Every time I hear this song, I get a strong craving for some chicken. Anyone else have this issue? Me and my buddies call it the "Chicken Eating Song." ALL I CAN THINK ABOUT IS EATING SOME FRIED CHICKEN!!!
justinman114 1 month ago
върхът
1969gvg 1 month ago
Dan Maines always looks out of place in their pictures.
AbnormalImagery 1 month ago
wish i could find tabs to that intro
13RGaun 1 month ago
Forgive me clutch for i have sinned !!
i have shaved my beard !!
cuz i need it to grow nicer and without curly hair
iceANDdice 1 month ago
clutch*
iveszloco 1 month ago
clutch = awesome,but hmmm, when i listen to this band i feel like listening to DOWN, and they kick cluch ass:P...
iveszloco 1 month ago
@iveszloco dude, run. thousands of fans are on their way to destroy you.
GahMyEyes 1 month ago
@iveszloco Bitch please shoot yourself
MainstreamChicksSuck 1 month ago
@iveszloco You, sire, have a slight mental dysfunction. This song was performed to perfection, written to perfection, PERFECTED TO PERFECTION.
And besides, DOWN would just get punched to the ground by a beard-fist.
sirhammyhamster 1 month ago 6
@sirhammyhamster Took the words right out of my mouth, good sir.
Good show.
IceJuggalo8 1 month ago
this song friggin rocks
carobrien34 1 month ago
This should be the new theme song for the opening of JUSTIFIED!
hoosiermamma1 1 month ago
Makes me want to punch a bear in the face with my beard.
lazylazymule 1 month ago 2
At some construction site in my home town there is some strange huge, badass machine that I named "Regulator" after this BADASS SONG!!
dadoimp94 1 month ago
Chuck Norris is dreaming about having a beard like that at night ^^
Scavenger4711 2 months ago
I fucking love this song.
trentmanslow 2 months ago
one amazing live band.
TheCorrectViews 2 months ago
i love this dang on song
tinabeana12345 2 months ago
My firstborn son was conceived to this song. He's almost three now. His beard is almost fully in.
TheBigPrettyOne 2 months ago 6
This is one of the greatest songs on the Planet, MAKES ME HAPPY WHEN I HEAR IT LOUD AS FUCK!!!!
ebslide 2 months ago
dude second from the right looks like zak from ghost adventures in like 20 years haha.
nordeast93 2 months ago
best song ever!!!!!!!!
ClowningClown 2 months ago
coolnes :10
freak4388 2 months ago
great song
virussize6 2 months ago
love this song!
Rezzz76 2 months ago in playlist More videos from Mandiblearts
Gosh this is a good song.
OrthodoxGod 2 months ago
This song made my beard grow
DrummerMetalBoy 3 months ago 56
@DrummerMetalBoy and not only my facial hair.... hehe
Scharbach77 2 weeks ago
@DrummerMetalBoy This song made my undescended testicle to drop
johndoe2473 1 week ago
Every dislike of this song causes a Viking warrior to descend from Valhalla and split the skull of an unworthy foe.
chadronomous 3 months ago 43
@chadronomous more of a badass cowboy song than a badass viking song imo
MainstreamChicksSuck 1 month ago
@chadronomous omg lol
Xing703 1 month ago
@chadronomous i'd dislike this song just to see that awesome event, but i can't bring myself to dislike a clutch song...
MrHerpderpington 2 weeks ago 2
I was listening to this song in the school library one day and my headphones accidentally came out of the computer, every one heard it and then there heads exploded from Clutch's awesomeness!!!!!
111vnderbnder111 3 months ago
CLUTCH roocks !! nice music guys, those 21 people who dislike vid ....... @6MealMich6 realllly fucking broken !!!!!!!!!!
GeorgyVasha 3 months ago
Oye Mateys! Im a pirater! Yerr, I be on my boatie listening to this godly music yerr! I finderr this very easy to masterbait to! YERR
Dontyounkowme 3 months ago
best band ever -dislikes ha, go back under your rock!
zaksweeney1 3 months ago
i love their music, but i havent found a single one of their songs that makes any sense to me... oh well i suppose it doesnt need to :)
brennen90 3 months ago
This band rocks........awesome song.
phylliswaterfield 3 months ago
Periodic table with a center piece of mind!!!
nosfaratoo 3 months ago
@nosfaratoo ummm......Wrong song dude! :) lol
111vnderbnder111 3 months ago
I freakin LOVE this song!!! :) Brilliant
vicnolan 4 months ago
i saw clutch about 10 times in the early days and the band actually grew in front of your eyes every album is sligtly different and just a little better than the last am i gonna get speed rock hardcore space rock hippy rock or blues its always a gamble but money well spent
i scared away about 4 chicks at a concert when i said milk of human kindness was the greatest love song ever
lol the good old days
flacount 4 months ago
24 people got hit by a swinging pendulum
aquas999 4 months ago 2
anybody dont like this just aint white. east coast dudes somehow captured the southern mood.__real southern dude heree so cheeeeerrrrrs MOTHERFUCKERS
barryjust1 4 months ago
Carni memories baby
183432 4 months ago
Good God I think I just creamed in my jeans...this song fuckin rocks!
Eabbyv 4 months ago
..Half of the views are mine.
Anathematic667 4 months ago
21 people are miserable souls
thinkslaughter 4 months ago
Google Kid Rock Sucks in Facebook...... Its my own personal Hate Group...... If ya don't like it...... Tough Titty.....lol
Mandiblearts 4 months ago
@Mandiblearts your hatefulness makes me sad... but your ingenuity with words makes me laugh!!
MrChimpNipples 4 months ago
@Mandiblearts kid rock was some good songs, check warm winter
MainstreamChicksSuck 1 month ago
I love this old Clutch song, these guys are bad ass.
1bls 4 months ago
clutch come to my little barn in cold denmark and I will tell you a good story you can sing about.....you rock
Scharbach77 4 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
GO FUCK YOURSELF
flymarvin 5 months ago
Maybe new COC
malloynic 5 months ago
My beard grew six inches just watching this video. True story
HandMeThatHammer 5 months ago 2
@HandMeThatHammer fuck that I got a hard on and then my dick grew itself a beard. Im head banging at both ends now
Brutus1Buckeye 5 months ago 2
sounds a bit like COC, doesn't it?
ianad407 5 months ago
you must shut your mouth...you must close your eyes ...and just listen ;D
MrAlexMetalhead 5 months ago
A beard is unacceptable in the current workplace, and I can't really grow one. One day, one day...
burnja 5 months ago
@burnja Use SCIEEENCE!!! to grow a beard.
hitman3106 5 months ago
Like isn't good enough. There ought to be a love button.
DerbyCityVW 5 months ago
22 people can suck my ass
trucho03 5 months ago 2
kid: Mum, can i have a beard?
mum: No, you're only 10
*kid listens to this song*
mum: what did i just tell you!
Sliquus 5 months ago
I'll repeat my original comment: A beard is like wearing a machine gun on your face. Kneel before the beard you beardless fags.
IrritableBadger 6 months ago 2
Greatest band ever! Unbelievable live show, have been a fan since Impetus. Old school!
ol96er 6 months ago
First time I seen these guys was 2001 "DingelBerry Ball" in cali... I was a stage hand had a VIP pass, met a fan who had the band logo tat around his neck Said he had seen them 56 times and was thinking that he was going to get the lead singers autograph that night. I say, Dude I can most likely get that for you... I Got a sharpie pen got on the Bus and the lead singer tells me to get off his bus. I explained the situation and was told not happening locked the door and gave the evil eye, Yea.
liquedsky 6 months ago
@liquedsky You survived the evil eye from Neil Fallon!?!?!?!?...Can you still have kids?
snoman75 6 months ago
@snoman75__ Was a bit crazy yes.... The only thing I was really out to accomplish by this was getting an autograph for a fan? The evil eye thing was not so bad as the guy who I let borrow my sharpie pen actually kept it??? Hopefully they became more fan base oriented in their growth as musicians???
liquedsky 6 months ago
Just drove through town with this song so loud the quarter panels were shaking....They see me Rolling...
kllobersaurus 6 months ago
oh-my-GOD! this tune jams.
NazaireDragonash 6 months ago
This song makes me want to sit in a dark, sweaty bar, drinking hard whiskey and smoking loads of cigars. And growing my beard.
Nickodemusodurn 6 months ago
Chuck Norris' beard listens to Clutch.
skfirm10 6 months ago
21 dislikes? REALLY? Are these people fucking broken?
Hail the almighty clutch with their awesome music and unbelievable beards!
6MetalMich6 6 months ago 66
@6MetalMich6: Some people have no taste in music, I give you Kid Rock as exaple A..........
Mandiblearts 6 months ago 11
@Mandiblearts No, it's worse then that. Look and Justin Beiber and Myley Cyres
2568TJD 5 months ago
@Mandiblearts kid rocks good, clutch is better but i like kid rock but i love clutchs genre as STONER ROCK lol i started cracking up when i saw that
YourFavoriteZombies 5 months ago
@6MetalMich6 Yes, those people are very, very broken.
Ruffhouse789 6 months ago
@6MetalMich6 You might dislike what I say, but FUCK THEIR BEARDS!!! They make awesome music, that's the only thing that matters (although I still think they got cool beards)
DeathTimer 6 months ago
@6MetalMich6 they are jealous they cant grow one like that! Ive been groing mine for Dunn and I always liked Neil Fallons fur fest going on!
CKYHIMRHCP 5 months ago
@6MetalMich6 Aye, all hail the mighty!!!
MrFirebird1990 3 months ago
why are some people in love with beards? I love my mine cause it grows from my face. I don't care about anyone elses?
InKa4484 6 months ago
@InKa4484
You must be young.
Nickodemusodurn 6 months ago
@Nickodemusodurn Good observation.
InKa4484 6 months ago
@InKa4484
Don't worry you will love them all one day too.
Nickodemusodurn 6 months ago
@Nickodemusodurn Good prediction, how long did it take you in your 116 years on this planet, to love other people's hair?
InKa4484 6 months ago
@InKa4484
Grow a pair and appreciate beards, or stop whining about other people enjoying a kick ass, manly, gnarly as fuck beard.
Nickodemusodurn 6 months ago
@Nickodemusodurn Woah calm down there little guy. I checked your profile and as it turns out, young as I am, i'm a year older than you. Maybe you'll understand in a year but it's really annoying when everyone asks how long you've been growing your beard and if they can touch it. In more related news... If your gonna post condescending remarks you shouldn't get your panties in a twist when i post condescending replies.
InKa4484 6 months ago
@InKa4484
Oh come on im not being condescending, im kidding around and playing the hard line. hahaha, you just dont like beard attention I guess. To each their own. Keep on rollin.
Nickodemusodurn 6 months ago
what a fucking awesome song
tomahawkbungle 6 months ago
Seen these guys 17 times live they are now and always will be my fav band of all time
MATHEWSMAN1969 6 months ago 4
clutch gives boners that won't take care of themselves.....ladies.....
nomadicexplorers 6 months ago 2
no ur not zepplin is in most all kick ass rock. we all start some where and get lost along the way.
loudaz5mofoz333 6 months ago
am i the only one who senses led zeppelin in here :D
Dontdodrugzjustkidin 6 months ago 2
stop kicking so much I'm having a heart attack
MrMrAwesom 6 months ago
its just indescribable how much ass this kicks
1000anilorac 6 months ago 2
In case it hasn't been noted. "Regulator" was a popular brand of pendulum clocks for a long long time.
MrWarMage 6 months ago 3
I can tell this song holds a powerful message, just cant put my finger on it, seems like I can relate to it somehow...
rolltide91011 6 months ago
@rolltide91011 Be brutal, be epic, and grow a beard. We all get that feeling.
SpookyJohnathan 6 months ago
listen to this and pantera. if you dont get hair on your chest within a couple of months. youre never gonna get it.
mrlychan 6 months ago
neils beard could take a 17 year olds virginity thats how epic it is
ArkhamsGhost 7 months ago
@ArkhamsGhost the day after i listened to this i lost mine
TheTurtleCurtains 7 months ago
I really want a beard now. Think it would go okay with my breasts..?
TheRisenAthena 7 months ago 58
@TheRisenAthena....... Please send photos of said breast to the email address below and I will give you a honest opinion....... ;)
mandible@serialkillers.zzn.com
Mandiblearts 7 months ago 83
@Mandiblearts Funny as shit!
MrsFischHer 7 months ago
I'm pretty sure I don't need your opinion, I'm happy with the feedback I get already. Thanks though ^_^
TheRisenAthena 6 months ago
@Mandiblearts haaha thats the best shit i heard all day
Mischivos 6 months ago
@Mandiblearts hahahaha!! good one
sta8hs13 6 months ago
@TheRisenAthena only if you have a bad ass cowboy hat and a long leather coat to wear while you jam this song out.
ArcAnglX 7 months ago
@TheRisenAthena I could let you try my beard. Where do you want it?
SpookyJohnathan 7 months ago
@SpookyJohnathan Oh, I don't mind xD
TheRisenAthena 6 months ago
@TheRisenAthena Can't I just let my beard rest betwix said breasts?
carloselsalvador 6 months ago
@carloselsalvador why yes. yes you can mr. carlos salvador.
TheRisenAthena 6 months ago
@TheRisenAthena typo FUUUUUUUU-
TheRisenAthena 6 months ago
@TheRisenAthena probably
Satsujintekisuito 6 months ago
@TheRisenAthena Depends on the beard
HandMeThatHammer 5 months ago
i once listened to clutch...... and in that time i memorized every lyric to every song they have ever made... EVER.
2birds1stonegaming 7 months ago
this song is so awesome i dont care what anyone has to say about it
heltj666 7 months ago
started listning to them today................. what have i done with my life???? these guys are fucken mean.... love the soul
rotiexpres 7 months ago 2
@rotiexpres They were... one of Ryan...Dunn's favourite....bands.
StephenAndrew777 7 months ago
at this moment 18 people dont know anything about anything..sad bastards..why come here if you dont like??.go away and listen to something else.
VinceMincemeat 7 months ago
CLUTCH FTW AND MY BEARD has gotten longer from watching these
incombis 7 months ago
@incombis I grew a full beard in 5 minutes and 25 seconds
FieldswordShinobi 7 months ago 2
18 ran the longest mile
LuxrayDude 7 months ago
CNN reported today that an alarming number of professional fighters and athletes are dosing CLUTCH in an effort to substitute for steroids. CLUTCH has thus far produced rapid muscle gain, euphoria, endurance, speed and overall asskicking experiences. More to come.
TheBigPrettyOne 7 months ago 16
Clutck kicks ass..... ever since i watched one episode of via la bam i found out who clutch is and ive like them ever since!!!!!!!!!!!
chamness79 7 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
was on tour with these lads good few years ago with co.uk and therapy in england great bunch you lads still at the LUNG lol.
smallandtall1 7 months ago
was on tour with these lads good few years ago with co.uk and therapy great bunch you lads still at the LUNG lol.
smallandtall1 7 months ago
These guys, its hard to exsplain they just kick ass.
UGLYROOSTER 7 months ago
Listing to Clutch is like going back in time to the days of the industrial revolution... I just realized that man has harnessed the power of electricity just so Clutch can play their music
MRxLOKI 8 months ago 6
@MRxLOKI But even if they hadn't, Clutch would have found a way to produce their own power...the power...of Rock...
SpookyJohnathan 8 months ago
@MrDoogie1989 Just hang in there, man.
SpookyJohnathan 8 months ago
makes me feel like a fuckin superhero. I've been a fan of Clutch for a long time and they keep gettin better!
DerekJeterRocks21 8 months ago
Yea I'mma go kill something now.
TrajektorieLogik 8 months ago 3
who the hell would dislike this song???
GoblynTheAlmighty 8 months ago
nothing else need be said
MsThedragonfly83 8 months ago
i think i just grew a beard D:
arthuro13 8 months ago
I've got to grab a hold of some Clutch. Great atmosphere to their music and hellacious voice.
Zboots 8 months ago
Some say that when God shaved his own beard, the strands fell to earth in the form of the greatest band of all time, Clutch...others say that in fact, Clutch is God, descended to earth to spread the Gospel of The Beard. There are others still, however, who say that such beards can only come from contract with Lucifer, and a man cannot have such a gloroius facial mantle without selling his soul to stoke the fires of Hell. I think they're all right. But then again I'm high right now.
SpookyJohnathan 8 months ago 86
@SpookyJohnathan haha fuck yeah dude!
GoblynTheAlmighty 8 months ago
@SpookyJohnathan At least you still retained your ability to English.
5440Borderline 8 months ago
@5440Borderline That was English? Shit, I thought I was speaking Zulu...stay offa drugs, kids.
SpookyJohnathan 8 months ago
@SpookyJohnathan SOME FUCKING IDIOT FORGOT ABOUT ZZ TOP!!!!
skatethehouse999 7 months ago 2
@SpookyJohnathan That was well put sir.
FieldswordShinobi 7 months ago 3
@SpookyJohnathan ZZtop is God, by your reckoning that makes Clutch Jesus....
aReZneR 6 months ago
@SpookyJohnathan Neil Fallon tried to sell his soul to the Devil for blues fame... The Devil just gave it to him for free and then ate his own gun, knowing that would be his greatest act.
KingSkullfuck 6 months ago
@SpookyJohnathan YOU WIN THE INTERNET!!!
HandMeThatHammer 5 months ago
@HandMeThatHammer When it's Clutch, we all win.
SpookyJohnathan 5 months ago
@SpookyJohnathan A men
jafuller24 5 months ago
Clutch is the ultimate...............
livinunderground1 8 months ago
CLUTCH sounds like a old southern black preacher with the groove of the rythym section from the choir. Just sit back and groove
eyehateumotherfucker 8 months ago 3
i am in SC and me and my peeps went to see em. Lead singer gave me a pick with clutch on it! BEST EVER!
dominicspangler1 8 months ago
i'm a baby of 2 months old and this is one of the greatest bands of all time
taterfamine 8 months ago 3
Clutch are so good! Ahh, beardy epicness and fucking amazing tunes. CLUTCH RULE!
MaximusTheNerd 8 months ago
So is this song for or against God?
FlatLand43 8 months ago
This literally gave me chills! (Despite me being high) Its just so fucking awesome!
Heyheyitsmike 8 months ago
@HellzAssassin666 They accualy released a reisue of Blast Tyrant on tuesday. It has a bonus CD with new material on it. It has a pretty cool version of Tight Like That accoustic. But other than that they don't have any other plans for a new ablum as far as i know.
1996CKY 8 months ago
Good stuff Nuff said 420
coopdaddy68 8 months ago
17 people need to go listen to beiber or somethin cause there totally immature when it comes to music or taste
fadin2u1961 8 months ago
@HellzAssassin666 2009
1996CKY 8 months ago
great song- theyre have roots!
rentner66 8 months ago
17 people need regulating...
Telkat 8 months ago
17 people need regulating...
Telkat 8 months ago
If you like Clutch you may like Pit 42, We're HEAVILY influenced by Clutch. Rock on!!
ThePit42band 9 months ago
@ThePit42band
What's up Logan? Hahah.
Jailbreak89 8 months ago