Okay, I admit it, I stole your pony. But it's only because I wanted to give it a glam makeover! It now sparkles and shits out chocolate. Yeah, it might actually be poop, but you never know until you try.
u must read this. once u have started there is no turning back. a little 10 year old girl was raped and murderded in 1945. her body was not found until 1947. then a boy last week read this and did not copy and paste this message. the dead girl appeared in his room haunting him and killed him. if you do not copy and paste this onto 10 vidoes in 30 minutes the dead girl will apear in your room tonight and haunt you and kill you. well you better start to copy and paste to be saved
Reminds me of that Boondocks episode where Riley decides to take down Santa because he didn't get what he wanted. "YO SANTA YOU GOTTA PAY WHAT YOU OWE!"
I dont know about you but i did get my pony, but its eyes were looking oposite directions, its fur was faded, its hooves where covered in blood, its tail was frost bitten, and it ate my mother, but im not complaining! Ill need a "Beware of Pony" sign if im gonna keep it, which i am! Thx a bunch Santa!
Uhm... Shy? That pony u asked for ended up at my house for some reason. And of course, being Filipino, it ended up either on the spit, dipped in boiling oil, or chopped in small edible greasy bites. With beer. Lots of beer.
wow dude that looked so fake....it was really funny until the kick...u should have either have made it real or better acting cuz that was kinda obvious
LOFL MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEE NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDDD MOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEE SHYYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRNNNNN glad ur making vids again man and really funny made my day =D
Short but sweet, thanks for the hilarious video. It's really cool that you still are making videos even after your laptop got stolen(yeah, I know it was a while ago, but still).
so you'll sit down and have tea with the christmas ninja, but all santa gets is a punch in the face? all over some pony?!?! damn, that must have been some pony... =\
So, "realistically" as they say, what would it take to make your hopes and dreams come to reality? As I recall, you lost your computer and some video equipment. What are you doing today to overcome this setback and move forward with your hopes and dreams? What "are" your hopes and dreams?
thanks for reminding us all what the true meaning of christmas is all about. I think often times we tend to forget. Videos like this remind us of the lies, broken promises and heart-break that are at the core of what Christmas truly is.
according to the Bible itself Christmas is all about mass murdering, disappointment and hate. I'm not making this up. (for those of you who care to know the quote is from Luke 2:18)
I think, as a sign of good faith for lack of said Pony, Santa should bring you the head/s(and soul/s) of the person/s who stole all of your stuff.
oh yeah, and he should upgrade all of your PC and equipment, due to time lost making quality videos. But yeah...the heads and souls. first on the list.
Damn!! Good to see you post something man....hope everything worked out ok with the whole computer thing, look forward to more!! Santa better recognize...I say I want a pony, I best be getting a damn pony! haha!!
lol i guess to us it is an illusion because you are in that long black coat and in all dark clothing with the braid showing. makes me think what a ninja would look like off duty...even though you punch and kick...there is some sort of illusion...well for me at least. does that help?
Haha great vid shy!!! Was wondering when a new vid would be made. Had to survive by checking out your homepage till you put this up... btw great review on The Golden Compass. It'll save me $10.
Okay, I admit it, I stole your pony. But it's only because I wanted to give it a glam makeover! It now sparkles and shits out chocolate. Yeah, it might actually be poop, but you never know until you try.
krazykenzieXD 1 month ago
I would have a good laugh if its a slient movie.
Evaint 1 year ago
Big sister: Santa isn't Real!
Little Sister: Neither are Edward OR Jacob.
Who do you think cried more?
evhs10grader 1 year ago
u shouldve ran back and checked for a wallet XD
Finalthings91 2 years ago 3
Silly. Ponies don't fit in wallets.
Shyaporn 2 years ago 13
@Shyaporn LMFAO ... no but it could have been a pony skin wallet ... and santa being the jerk he is that probably the case
inkedchick80 2 years ago
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Reticences 1 year ago
He deserved it. He's a liar.
MrDoctorProfessorWho 2 years ago
Santa never does give out those ponies he promised
padsblack 2 years ago 6
i like the wolviriene one :D this guy is funny!!
TheKillzoner12 2 years ago
it would be best if you had another "sound" at the kick.. :P
still awasome~
WarriorOmega 2 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
Word to your mother.
edgirallenjoe29 2 years ago
Lol ^-^
Eleena666 2 years ago
indeed
kurostorm 2 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
u must read this. once u have started there is no turning back. a little 10 year old girl was raped and murderded in 1945. her body was not found until 1947. then a boy last week read this and did not copy and paste this message. the dead girl appeared in his room haunting him and killed him. if you do not copy and paste this onto 10 vidoes in 30 minutes the dead girl will apear in your room tonight and haunt you and kill you. well you better start to copy and paste to be saved
NikkiBarajasTV 2 years ago
the sounds make it soo funny
sonicriders1234 3 years ago
still good to watch man. still good to watch
sinisterben1262 3 years ago
hahaha
jamolaydz 3 years ago
hahah
broooor 3 years ago 2
hahaha
thegendra90 3 years ago
Reminds me of that Boondocks episode where Riley decides to take down Santa because he didn't get what he wanted. "YO SANTA YOU GOTTA PAY WHAT YOU OWE!"
reccaphoenix 3 years ago 4
Well, I hope you're happy....kicking the crap out of poor old decrepid Santa Claus like that. You bastard!
Lauritz1 3 years ago
jajajajajajajaja
sebastianudovids 3 years ago
lol this is gonna be on commercials just wait
pcsweez 3 years ago 12
haha!!! screw waiting till december..i'm sending it now!!!
GurlinthaCurl 3 years ago 6
I can't wait for December so I can start sending people this video
SockReaper2000 3 years ago 3
I definately cant wait to send this during christmas too.
Casemandoo 3 years ago 3
lol
Topher2jr 3 years ago 2
This comment has received too many negative votes show
......what the hell is this?
pepeorozco1 3 years ago
Niice
HammyBlingBling 3 years ago 3
Short and sweet! rofl!
thantrus 3 years ago 4
haha a badass hitman dude punches santa and asks for a pony? it must be brilliance
MichaelAndyDodds 3 years ago 14
Santa had that comming that fat SOB never gave me my remote control helicopter
fresh8ty6 3 years ago 9
hahahaha, yes and where's my drumkit u red fat bastard!
Angerflesh 3 years ago 9
LOL. funny as in so fucking funny! nice one!
trebornoican 3 years ago 4
I dont know about you but i did get my pony, but its eyes were looking oposite directions, its fur was faded, its hooves where covered in blood, its tail was frost bitten, and it ate my mother, but im not complaining! Ill need a "Beware of Pony" sign if im gonna keep it, which i am! Thx a bunch Santa!
deaddan7 3 years ago 7
take that fat man, -_-' i didn't get my pony neither -_-
KamuiPsyus 3 years ago 6
lmao thats for all of us who never got our pony. Funny stuff
Fallen4mybabyboi 3 years ago 7
makes my day ^_^
RockLeePeaceGai 3 years ago 3
He deserve it ! Ty man !
Silverstar621 3 years ago
Nice form on the right hook though.
Xander2k5 3 years ago
Uhm... Shy? That pony u asked for ended up at my house for some reason. And of course, being Filipino, it ended up either on the spit, dipped in boiling oil, or chopped in small edible greasy bites. With beer. Lots of beer.
xpo147 3 years ago 5
Great, now I'm hungry...
Shyaporn 3 years ago
Ha-ha! Good, very good... ^__^
Estokur 3 years ago
great, but you could at least kick him properly
mentalwas94 4 years ago 2
That was a pro-wrestling kick. No contact, but i agree, the camera angle showed too much.
xpo147 3 years ago
haha...funny. the kick was a little off though... but good job :D
ajbeemer8605 4 years ago
that kick was a bit fake.. lol
hitmontonia 4 years ago
awensome!
Defrus99 4 years ago
"WHERE'S MY PONY?!"
OMG, THAT was awesome!
yourworstnightmare51 4 years ago
funny but that kick was so badly done
hereitgosagain 4 years ago
lol
willycosme 4 years ago
Brilliant! Santa had that coming.
hankandjed 4 years ago
I think you're on the naughty list.
just4junkmail 4 years ago
Santa is a pedofile :(
whoeatmycookie 4 years ago
good question
Riku1135 4 years ago
where is his pony? XD
crazy01204 4 years ago
i love isaac chinker parker
hes my bff
mashuganutt 4 years ago
you should kick him harder next time! :P
mugulane 4 years ago
HAHA dude you are the sickest! that made my night!! and a Merry f'en Christmas to you too. Ha ha ha :D
arebee0304 4 years ago
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Perfect! ★★★★★
Katalyzt
Katalyzt 4 years ago
Poor Santa, he's just trying to do his job :)
madangel84 4 years ago
I ask the same question every year....
nerdyouare1 4 years ago 2
hahaha greatness!
RamseyEntertainment 4 years ago
Interesting combination of ouch and laughter. Good stuff.
nanogirl 4 years ago
ROFL Santa got OWNED
mendose 4 years ago
lol awesome :D
xAzNofHellx 4 years ago
ahhha! finnally someone told that bitch!
kylewants 4 years ago
lol
Shoan1225 4 years ago
SWEET!
I can't believe i missed this video.
CUTWEST 4 years ago
Cool video lol
aguantecamarotta 4 years ago
wow dude that looked so fake....it was really funny until the kick...u should have either have made it real or better acting cuz that was kinda obvious
zain832 4 years ago
Right. Because when beating up Santa Claus, realism is key...
Shyaporn 4 years ago 14
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA doesn't get much better than this.
johnnyproductions 4 years ago
hahaha
mariopizzolon 4 years ago
'Where's my pony?!' ...... classic
cw39watcher 4 years ago
Love your stuff, just surfing through all of your videos. Felt I should leave my mark with a comment :D
Tfaloh 4 years ago
Yeah!!! were is my playstation 3!!!
RaruT0X 4 years ago
lmao
wtf0ic 4 years ago
that was AWES0ME
nephiti 4 years ago
lmao
RijstPlant 4 years ago
LOL
Mrs. Claus is gonna kick that asians ass the night before christmas
arzuk21 4 years ago
Wow, I laughed so hard I almost suffocated.
Layr9639 4 years ago
Heh. Cute. Why did this year suck?
;(
starbrite27 4 years ago
Heartbreak, computers breaking/being stolen, more heartbreak, etc...
There were good points too, of course.
Shyaporn 4 years ago
DAMN IT!! I WANTED MY PONY!!!! SCREW YOU SANTA!!!! xD
GothlyDana 4 years ago
ROFL LOL
fergerher2 4 years ago
I eted it! >:D
bahahahaaa!!!!
3UL4L14 4 years ago
forget the pony. I want a horse ! I gotta flippin pony ! I said horse !!! Stupid Santa is trying to take Christmas away from Jesus.
AverageAsianMe 4 years ago
I thought for sure you were gonna say, "where's my new computer!!!"
Happy holidays sugar - muuaahhh!
BlondeOneinKY 4 years ago
yeah where's his pony!? rofl
seashine147 4 years ago 2
i'm hooked.I only just discovered ur vids and i have to say..im a fan! sooo funny
rastarenegade 4 years ago
UR MAD FUNNY
harry206548 4 years ago
hahahaha
Lisihaldir 4 years ago
Lol, short and hilarious :)
b3atfr3ak 4 years ago
"wheres my pony?"
iamnotchris 4 years ago
I loved it. Just made my holiday season a lot better
ogunshi 4 years ago
"Truth is Beauty, & Beauty is Truth: that is all ye know, & all ye need ever know."
Also, this totally fuckin' rocked my Casbah.
Happy Boxing Day!
jamesmorgandavies 4 years ago
Excellent stuff - good to see you doing stuff again
badnewswade 4 years ago
I laughed my ass off, that was good!!
gmm4life 4 years ago
This deserves to be on TV as a commercial or something.
videocre 4 years ago
I'd be happy with a feature ;p
Shyaporn 4 years ago
oh shit lol. where's my pony
douglasferguson21 4 years ago 2
LOFL MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEE NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDDD MOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEE SHYYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRNNNNN glad ur making vids again man and really funny made my day =D
Shoan1225 4 years ago
Short but sweet, thanks for the hilarious video. It's really cool that you still are making videos even after your laptop got stolen(yeah, I know it was a while ago, but still).
BCRazgriz 4 years ago
lmao!! nice vid Homie. still waiting for the next one!!
sinisterben1262 4 years ago
the added kick was priceless
hope you have a safe and happy holiday
:D
tubeyou1031 4 years ago
"...and that, children, is the TRUE meaning of Christmas!"
Nice one, Shy.
rickbnyc 4 years ago
so you'll sit down and have tea with the christmas ninja, but all santa gets is a punch in the face? all over some pony?!?! damn, that must have been some pony... =\
jorezzi 4 years ago
In Colombia, "Pony" is a brand of beer .. so YEAH!
LOL
Robert697 4 years ago
Well, what you have to understand is that "pony" is a euphemism for "hopes and dreams."
Or sex, I can't remember. I'm not really awake yet. Or ever, come to think of it.
Shyaporn 4 years ago
So, "realistically" as they say, what would it take to make your hopes and dreams come to reality? As I recall, you lost your computer and some video equipment. What are you doing today to overcome this setback and move forward with your hopes and dreams? What "are" your hopes and dreams?
Robert697 4 years ago
Hilarious as always
kinglaffo 4 years ago
"Where's my pony?!" love it man!!
elmo would so win though.
rockeducation07 4 years ago
hahahaha
MBRHIndustries 4 years ago
hahahahahahhhhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha that was beautiful :)
tenebrousllama 4 years ago
You are my hero.
combogalis 4 years ago
hilarious, wers my pony
BlackWolf4229 4 years ago
due to the proportion, i'd like to second that your videos are excellent :P
zakirocks2007 4 years ago
huahuhauhauhauhauhuauaha
i will beat him too
he didnt gave me my...uhh... how do i say in english that hat the indians use with feathers??
pedrolobo25 4 years ago
Glockenspiel.
Shyaporn 4 years ago
mmmm...er... i believe its not that :D
its something like " indian headress"
pedrolobo25 4 years ago
I'm fairly certain it's glockenspiel.
Shyaporn 4 years ago
ohhh..
well..
i wonder what kind of indian wear a glockspiel in his head...:D
pedrolobo25 4 years ago
so mr. porn... how many ninjas do you have under your comand???? i have 2
Vi3tTEC 4 years ago
that doesnt sound right mr. porn
seashine147 4 years ago
lol
Vi3tTEC 4 years ago
what "mr. porn" doesnt sound right its makes him sound like a porn star
seashine147 4 years ago
looooool
b00nanza 4 years ago
lol, nice. Shyaporn, who do think would win a fight? Santa Claus or Elmo?
ProjektEvan 4 years ago
It depends. Has Elmo been drinking?
Shyaporn 4 years ago
Whoa Shy new vid, awesome! And somewhere a disappointed child on Christmas snickers and grins. :)
Basio03 4 years ago
ah finally some more videos! excellent.
zmonkey11 4 years ago
The amount of videos I make is proportionate to the number of comments I get ;p
(::HINT:: SUBSCRIBERS ::HINT::)
Shyaporn 4 years ago
More. More. I want more Shy videos of a more consiberable length with original songs and all that.
acermcspacer 4 years ago
Shyporn! You are my hero!
StarlettMiMi 4 years ago
Kick the bugger again for me, I STILL haven't got my hair dressing doll head!!!!!Grrrrrr :D Merry Christmas hot stuff :D
breezeyinbc 4 years ago
I've never gotten a Barbie head either.
I guess I should date more blondes.
Ba dump bump ::CLANG::
Shyaporn 4 years ago
Santa never did give me -my- pony
Give him another kick for me
MisterDongDong 4 years ago
When did Happy Holidays replace Merry Christmas?
cybersphere 4 years ago
Since people realized that not everyone is exactly like them.
Shyaporn 4 years ago
santa had it coming to him.
chris3ff 4 years ago
Pretty lame when taking into consideration your other videos.
Throne777 4 years ago
this kinda reminds me of a Grand Theft Auto game
Vi3tTEC 4 years ago
Awesome! Santa sucks!
catdandelion 4 years ago
Well SOMEONE's getting some coal in their stocking...
Shyaporn 4 years ago
lol classic....good job
deeliyah20 4 years ago
happy holidays shy! :)
uly2525 4 years ago
I've been asking people that all week.
Well done.
relivevalhalla 4 years ago
And you wonder why they stare.
Shyaporn 4 years ago
They stare because I command their attention!
(Not really, but it makes life exciting.)
relivevalhalla 4 years ago
great!!!
Reedeo1512 4 years ago
thanks for reminding us all what the true meaning of christmas is all about. I think often times we tend to forget. Videos like this remind us of the lies, broken promises and heart-break that are at the core of what Christmas truly is.
channeIreview 4 years ago
Man, and I thought I was depressed.
Shyaporn 4 years ago
"A voice was heard in Ramah, wailing and loud lamentation, Rachel weeping for her children; she refused to be consoled, because they are no more"
channeIreview 4 years ago
according to the Bible itself Christmas is all about mass murdering, disappointment and hate. I'm not making this up. (for those of you who care to know the quote is from Luke 2:18)
channeIreview 4 years ago
And to all, a good night!
Shyaporn 4 years ago
I think, as a sign of good faith for lack of said Pony, Santa should bring you the head/s(and soul/s) of the person/s who stole all of your stuff.
oh yeah, and he should upgrade all of your PC and equipment, due to time lost making quality videos. But yeah...the heads and souls. first on the list.
Happy Holidays and New Year Shy!
darktrench666 4 years ago
Happy holidays Shy!
tardissauce 4 years ago
Yay! Shout outs from my soccer-peeps!
Shyaporn 4 years ago
awesome, merry christmas shy..
evilmonkey8206 4 years ago
Damn!! Good to see you post something man....hope everything worked out ok with the whole computer thing, look forward to more!! Santa better recognize...I say I want a pony, I best be getting a damn pony! haha!!
eire138 4 years ago 2
ahh. haha. Take that fake santa.
vanawesome 4 years ago
lol...snicker...guffaw...too funny...poor ninja...and poor santa....
MicheleMidnight 4 years ago
What ninja?!?
Shyaporn 4 years ago
how many ninjas do you kno?
Vi3tTEC 4 years ago
lol smart butt...no wonder i like you without even meeting you...
MicheleMidnight 4 years ago
Seriously, what ninja? There are no ninjas in this video! People keep mentioning ninjas!
Shyaporn 4 years ago
lol i guess to us it is an illusion because you are in that long black coat and in all dark clothing with the braid showing. makes me think what a ninja would look like off duty...even though you punch and kick...there is some sort of illusion...well for me at least. does that help?
MicheleMidnight 4 years ago
lol off-duty ninja
aakside 4 years ago
lol...had not thought how funny that sounded until you repeated it!
MicheleMidnight 4 years ago
Be careful, Shy. He sees you when you're sleeping.
ShinsengumiTaicho1 4 years ago
Guess I better get blinds.
Shyaporn 4 years ago
(Un)Happy Holidays! It made me giggle. :)
mariathepirate 4 years ago
this has got to be the first video i've seen that i would ever send as a christmas card... maybe...
omgida 4 years ago
Do it! Do it now!
Shyaporn 4 years ago
LOL Mr.Porn you are a fuckin funny DUDE. thai food is spicy....
Vi3tTEC 4 years ago
Happy holidays, Shy! :)
Congrats on the partnership! *high5*
lisasimpson 4 years ago
Thanks! Did you have something to do with that, dear?
Shyaporn 4 years ago
Haha, yah right! I only got my partner status this week!
lisasimpson 4 years ago
See, if you had lied you would have gotten gifts!
Shyaporn 4 years ago
Wait, I mean, I told YouTube they could go to hell if they didn't partner you.....
So what did you get me for Christmas? lol
lisasimpson 4 years ago
Nice try, lady!
I wish I had known about PaperLilies Secret Santa gig earlier... =(
Shyaporn 4 years ago
Haha great vid shy!!! Was wondering when a new vid would be made. Had to survive by checking out your homepage till you put this up... btw great review on The Golden Compass. It'll save me $10.
PVoScourge 4 years ago