Demoman's Gourmet Race

[darkwarrior696]

boping boping

[yomom208]

that demo mans a heavy

[luiginater51]

Demo is so drunk he thnks every1 on his team is spy.. -.-

[himbalodzodenever]

demoman what you doing? omgwtfbbq? demodance?

[davyd213]

i want team fortress 3 for ps3 only screw pc and shitty xbox

[Aflay1]

@davyd213 I doubt they'll be making Team Fortress 3, as Team Fortress 2 gets updated constantly, with new hats and add ons. On a side note, Valve games are whores for PC, and a Team Fortress 3 would most likely be made for PC. On the other hand, steam apparently works on PS3, so who knows? Team Fortress 3 might be as good as portal 2 on PC, if it were to ever exist. lastly, UR SHITTY PC IZ WAY BETTER GRAPHIX DAN PS3 GO FUCKING SHIT YOURSELF BITCH. have a nice day.

[777pixlemap]

The comments made me laugh more than the video!

[christehchris]

DEISDKJA

[TheThumbsUpper]

0:27 If i wasn't the man I was I *belchbelchbelchbelchbelch"

[753sander]

the demo demoman does grazy and watch this buurbb buurb 0:25

[yangboy123]

DEMO DANCE!

[fablerable]

Gawd dam table won't break!

[galaxymario123]

The Demo's fist must HURT, what with all that reloadin' and table bangin'.

[karlking1995]

Demoman is Chronic mastibator

[darkMDR]

fingerpaint dotdotdotdotdotdotdot

[Hawkshadow741]

Demoman always wanted to be a drummer

[Darkraiclone333]

If I wasn't the man I was I'd "...*burp*"

[TwilightKun4]

I want a ten minute version of him just smacking the table

[TwilightKun4]

Welcome to your typical Irish wedding night

[StealthClaw1]

@TwilightKun4 hes scotish and i'm part irish and i take offence to that comment >:(

[SSFF6B]

My feet were numb as I looked at UnibX's and smudgethekat's comments. I laughed so hard, even though my feet hurt like hell. It was worth it.

[tege01]

this video should be titled "demoman's unbreakable table" or "demoman trys to break a unbreakable table"

[bullyfan4]

Victory fist pump

[Wierdoinc]

I CAN BREAK THIS TABLE

you can't break that table.

UUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAGH

[conkshellthegeek7]

It was a pretty good move on your part to make the video an endless loop of the Demoman beating the crap out of his table. That way, it'll take longer for us to notice that the song is inexpertly done.

[Embarr1234567]

Meet the Indestructible Table.

[Zackg67]

FAIL!!!!!!FAILK FAIL FAIL 

[Witzigerjoker]

@Zackg67 Why??

[medicyukisuna]

30 people made the table - the last one was the demoman's doctor

[whonow09]

If I wasn't the man I was I'd *burp burp burp burp burp...*

[Sirjordos]

Iam gonna beat that tables ass!

[superbiobunser]

1 Demoman was F***ing drunk in this video,like really drunk...seriously...

[deathtamer666]

Gourment Scrumpy

[HAMTARO685]

RIDE DAY TABLE DEMOMAN! RIDE IT SO HARD!!

[AntiRiku9]

THIS VIDEO CONTAINS DEMOMAN BREAKING HIS HAND

[TheSandRobotos]

Demoman forget his cowboy hat!

[MasterUltraBall]

...i still like scouts gourmet race better

[123kolosas]

0:06 lol

[whonow09]

Break dangit! D:<

[TheJinxuiable]

If I wasn't a man I was a *burp**burp**burp**burp**burp*­*burp*

[Bowserslave]

1:05

and in the end he breaks his hand and it fades to black

[r3ini]

Demoman does not aproove the table. :'(

[lolpe5]

demomans table spank race

[soldatsolidsquall]

rofl its like hes riding a horse!

[nickthemsiclover]

in soviet rusha hand breaks you!

[cybersau]

extrem headbang ^^

[Nazgul100]

Demoman has some smooth dance moves.

[Fluen1]

whatever that table did to you demoman it must have been real bad

[xmocx]

lol that burp part!

[ATGOD2]

someone kill the spy before he breaks the table

[nornan12]

BREAK YOU F-CKER

[stevean2]

the heavy! the demo! the pyro!

[johnvip123]

demo:damn it break smash break smash break smash 30 mins later

MEDIC....MEDIC!!!! patch my hands up

[PaperCutStickFigure]

What makes me a good table-smasher? If I were a bad table-smasher, i wouldn't be sittin' here, smashing tables now would i?

[Miniman5445]

Cannot unsee. Everytime I put my hands on a table or punch something, I will remember this. Also, those eyes.

[AwakentheMonster]

I have no idea why, but I'm laughing insanely right now.

[DandamanV]

Valve should see this.

[daexmachinus]

wow. just wow. the things alcohol can make you do.

[seventhlonewolf]

Tables need beatin' too. 10th class and all.

[MasterOfYourAss]

Someone make a GIF of that fingerslamming-on-the-table thing.

[seventhlonewolf]

I'd probably be able to make a 1 frame per second one if i'm lucky.

[darthivory]

0:43

For some reason, this strikes me as epic.

[Olleuz]

That table is made of steel! :D

[TheOneWhoCommentsYou]

Crap...kirby, you really have to stop messing with people! This is the 333rd time you've done this! You f***en f***ed up the internet!

[Oddulrick]

A.

D.runk

D.emoman

[stfb1055]

0:05 to 1:06 beating the table -_- lol

[passikuva6]

@stfb1055 and what would be better solution? yes, nothing

[DarksideEXE]

He really needs to lay off the booze. :/

[Cocksalsa]

IF I WASN'T THE MAN I WAS I-

*belch*

[MegaKipz]

SPAI.

[AAPNL12]

deoman is mad because he run out of rum and instead of the soldier the table takes the beating:(

[cheapmovies9P]

GRIM BLOODY TABLE

[Starbacon65]

thankfully I already dont remember beating a table

[1337Citrus]

I rofl'd. [Thumbsup]

[mudkip96]

the table is a spy!

[thunderboyAAC]

0:05 lol

[Sebansho]

*hits desk* WE WANT BEER!! WE WANT BEER!!

[Xelos9]

cant watch this whitouth laghting my ass of seeing the demoman moving xD

[Meshehetube]

No, Demoman, that table is not the Soldier.

[14Sid88]

poor table.

[kurkkuz]

spy spy bloody spy! ay?? spy round 'ere

[JagdThanatosMKIV]

@kurkkuz the demo! the heavy! the pyro!

bl-bl-bl-bl-bl-bl-bl-bl-aaaggg­hhh

[KillerJunior777]

loool!! hes crazy!

[dumbi888]

That table is a bloody spy!

[Lumak1]

This Table is made of STEEL!!!!

[OluapPlayer]

Drunk Demoman beating a table while singing Gourmet Race? Now that's what I call EPIC WIN!

[Squuuuuuuishy]

Demoman is having a tantrum :]

[Julianpig77]

the finger pointy thing was hilarious haha

[JamesyNipples]

if i wasnt a man id BURP!

[justpostin123]

If..i wasn't the man i was.. i'dd *BURP BURP BURP BURP BURP* XD

[lolman706]

mega crit

[Robloxfan22]

Damn, thats one tough table.

[Cocksalsa]

Hot damn, he got like, 9,001 crits on that table.

[smudgethekat]

This video should be entitled "Demoman breaks all the bones in his hand"

[mehsanvich]

@smudgethekat lololololololololol

[axelrox25]

@smudgethekat correction it should be called 'demoman totaly loses his s***'

[YakupDenizBilal]

@smudgethekat I laughed so hard, my grandma had a heart attack XD

[smudgethekat]

@YakupDenizBilal :O

[AvWponda]

@smudgethekat I died laughing XD

[Fussino]

He seems to have fun.

[UnibX]

THIS TABLE WON'T SMASH

[heeropat]

@UnibX

demo smash demo smash *starts crying!* deo--mo smash :'(

[StG45m]

@UnibX

More views - more chances on crushing this table.

As you can hear in the end, table is receiving crits.

SO, GO DEMO!

CRUSH THAT COCKSURE TABLE!

[Witzigerjoker]

@UnibX Demoman's Table is made out of steel

[gamerguyJJ]

@UnibX THE TABLE IS A SPY!

[mifpazeh]

This must be what happens when he's drunk.

[seventhlonewolf]

He's always drunk. xD

[mifpazeh]

Yes true but this must is what it's like when he's drunk.

[BloodHuman3]

THAT DEMOS A HEAVY!

[bearok89]

*points finger at table 9999999times*

[chillnburn1]

Its amazing how hes not spilling that scrumpy all over the floor

[xL1PEx]

0:05 ROFL!!! XD

[pangolin97]

looks like hes going crazy

[stickmanofrandomness]

up to :10 made me laff so hard because it looks like hes doing a headbang while screaming incomprehensible words

[Mrozzi969]

Red Bull + Bear + Crits=THIS!!!!!

[YESSIRx]

Lol, the demo's headbanging

[hoodman12]

Demo's a heavy

[Staringathesun]

That's an insane amount of crits. Someone's hacking..

[achivementdude]

kritzkrieg?

[FissionMetroid101]

I know the kritzkrieg, and it can't take this amount of KABOOM!!!

[achivementdude]

2 kritzkriegs?

[MetroidMewtwo]

No, three.

And the Demoman's going Guns(er, Grenade Launchers?) Akimbo!

[tonylin2]

He drink to much beer for the war.

[jakobsike]

WARNING: THIS VIDEO MAY CONTAIN ALOT OF... *kaboom*

[seventhlonewolf]

Headbang.

Also, focus on his hands and head at the same time - It hurts your eyes.

[Encypo]

Does his hand NEVER break?

[ExCalibur1195]

The table just got a super hump...

[Warl0rd9743]

gets awesome at 0:43

[roxasfruit]

i lold at 0:06

[SuperFlicky]

He is definitely not drunk.

[Bladerting1]

"If i wasn't the man i was "BURP BURP BURP!" XD

[mastergiux]

this video contains demoman

[ordak907]

Rofl

Dude... Lay off the scrumpy XD

[IMHEAVYWEAPONSMAN]

Desk has been shown who is the boss

[nerdelicious5]

I think that table got pregnant

[JulienfandeWaluigi]

The Demo wanted to imitate Phoenix Wright, but he can't say "OBJECTION !"...

[MadJackalPrime]

AAYAYARRGH *thump thump thump* AAYAYARRGH *thump thump thump*

[ZennouRyoku]

David D. Davidson the Davidth needs better video match his audio.

[directortyler123]

Poor desk :( leave it alone Demoman

[theplatnuimfan]

yeah, he's a black drunk scottish cyclops alright.

that table must be his sex toy

[asedtf]

I think this video was hit by a votebot...

[pinkfurryhat]

Yep, he's wasted.

[wiidude30]

is he.....havin a seisure?

[DocterLu]

no hes having a stroke and heart attack at the same time

[teamflyboys]

Nice job David.

[Phazonaddict]

Decent, but it's off in some places.

[Blrblrblrblr]

OMG, looks ridiculous how he works that table...

[batboyexe]

He really needs to lay off the booze. :/

[DaUbersmensch]

He was making the video, but in 0:05 he got bored and he made the demoman punish that poor desk for the whole video.

[Lortagreb]

whoa, gave me shivers!

[DaUbersmensch]

Imagine if he haven´t been drunk

[Samiam232323]

He really showed that desk.

[jihoo134]

Indeed.

[EverardXavier]

0:08 THAT DEMO'S A HEAVY!

[MisterVista]

SPY

SPY

BLODUYE SPYAGH

[Fortress0Forever]

What in ze name of wat

[SSinisterXCI]

demo thinks everyones a spah after drinking XD

[kel92vader]

youre a spy ! *gulp* burp

[gvsmaggalo]

kabooom.

[Male12368]

Oh, they're gonna have ta glue you back togethar... IN DREAMLAND!!!

[Lockiesajt]

i like it:D

[Yoshi1up]

the best thing ive ever seen ToT

hes black

[ToCOs808]

KINDA OILY.