this movie is just too funny. I love how the timer on the bomb is ticking down and that guy is counting and bruce willis is just giving him a speech like he has all the times in the world :3
secondary protocol government, the general and the president....doesnt no math 4 god sakes!!! general says god b with them, well guess wat....god b with all of us!!
oh man what are you doing with a gun in space ?? ask that to the one that decided to put a minigun on the armadillo and also a laser driven minigun :P
You know if this were real it would actually be a fitting end for mankind: 1) We are the only species since the dinosaurs to dominate the planet and we meet the same end, 2) It would be a beautiful extinction (one event that wipes out life instantly as opposed to mass war, pollution,etc.) and 3) It would be an ironic end meaning of all our technology we met our end by natural disaster. Just sayin
Never made any sense to me. Either they detonate early and everybody dies. Or they continue on with the mission and risk dying. The odds are in favor with the latter.
The guy @2:15 who tries to kill the all-important communication channel is named "Vossler". The guy in Crimson Tide who tries to repair the all-important communications channel is also named "Vossler". Both have Jerry Bruckheimer as Co-Producer.
I love this film but the dialogue in the countdown is fantastically stupid. The same 30 second explanation that the NASA science bloke gave General Kimsey with the firecracker analogy would have stopped the president making the call or at least convinced Colonel Sharp to deactivate the bomb a little sooner.
But I can't complain, I came to watch space cowboys blow up a rock to an awesome soundtrack.
@Friday13thTaurus i cant say i know much about the Albanians please do share? i just know the russians have lots of nukes and scare the shit out of the UK france and USA and everyone lol
"Housten, you have a problem. See i promised my little girl that i'd be coming home. Now i don't know what you people are doing down there...but we have a hole to drill up here".
"sir, the override. it's been overriden."
inception.
iRachel24 2 days ago
Houston you have a problem... jajajaja
OnceAgainB 3 days ago
That's cutting it WAY too close.
gator8907 1 week ago
Love the black guy and Russian guy
hunterchik13 1 week ago
3:06 - 4:26 This is what it feels like every time "SOPA is killed".
andrewc513 1 week ago
"okay.......what'd we miss??" hahahahahaha
alecfederov91 1 week ago
"okay.......what'd we miss??" hahahahahaha
alecfederov91 1 week ago
GET OFF...THE NUCLEAR...WARHEAD omg i died
heyitsmaggy 1 week ago
this sunglasses at 7:07 are EPIC
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hurleyOC 2 weeks ago
Just wanted to feel the power between my legs - LMFAO
GrandChamp1989 2 weeks ago
I'M SAVING YOUR AMERICAN AS!!
Love that part.
MrAntefjant 3 weeks ago
"huston you have a problem" - only bruce willis can say something like this
XTwina 3 weeks ago
lol the best action movie ever lol
Natuashish19 3 weeks ago
"Got any more bullets in that gun?"
shadowsfrost1 3 weeks ago
this movie is just too funny. I love how the timer on the bomb is ticking down and that guy is counting and bruce willis is just giving him a speech like he has all the times in the world :3
CB436 3 weeks ago
There is my Father up their...
anilaustinsteverace 1 month ago
God, it sucks up here
lol
Legacy12119 1 month ago
最も感動する映画(^ ^)
libe tyla is pretty!
yukinkocat 1 month ago
-im steppin' outside..!
-your stepping out side..??!
-im the only certified austronaut..! im saving your american ass..!
{LMFAO}
Westsidesergio 1 month ago
"what are you doin with a gun in space?" "I thought all we had was that minigun"
phrozen17 1 month ago
"OH God it sucks up here."
super awesome line. lololololololol
UltraDiamond5 1 month ago
im the only self studied astronaut and im saving your amarican ass! rofl
TheMulti313 1 month ago
"Get off...the nuclear...warhead!"
One of the best lines in movie history.
TheCoolProfessor 1 month ago
"Have you ever heard of evil kinevil?
"Nah i never see star wars"
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
drakemanification 1 month ago 5
"Hey, man, what are you doing with a gun in space?"
EricAKATheBelgianGuy 1 month ago
The clock on that nine-foot nuclear weapon is ticking....
ScottB303 1 month ago
"Get off... the nuclear..warhead.."
Sevival 1 month ago
That man sounds like Nicko from gta 4
ZHIAN99 1 month ago
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uthunderbolt 1 month ago
get of the nuclear warhead lmao
simpsons17825 2 months ago
I thought there was no gravity in space so how are they standing there and not floating away???
Amelia67445 2 months ago
@Amelia67445 U dont kno wat gravity is do u?....
t192009 2 months ago
@t192009 I know what it is but there shouldnt be gravity in space
Amelia67445 2 months ago
@Amelia67445 They were on the asteroid...it has gravity...
t192009 2 months ago
"ever heard of evil kenevil?"
"no i've never seen starwars"
keenynman34 2 months ago
secondary protocol government, the general and the president....doesnt no math 4 god sakes!!! general says god b with them, well guess wat....god b with all of us!!
Deadmancrawler 2 months ago
oh man what are you doing with a gun in space ?? ask that to the one that decided to put a minigun on the armadillo and also a laser driven minigun :P
tiagandremo 2 months ago
You know if this were real it would actually be a fitting end for mankind: 1) We are the only species since the dinosaurs to dominate the planet and we meet the same end, 2) It would be a beautiful extinction (one event that wipes out life instantly as opposed to mass war, pollution,etc.) and 3) It would be an ironic end meaning of all our technology we met our end by natural disaster. Just sayin
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what is it with this movie and Star Wars?
hybridpyro90 2 months ago
"Oh man...what are you doing with a gun in space?"
hk55pinkfloyd 2 months ago
2:47 God save us all from fanatics!
darthroden 2 months ago
- Harry? The clock on that 9-foot nuclear weapon is ticking.
- Oh my God. SHARRRRRRRRRP! GET BACK HERE NOW!!!!!!!!!
wleey2500 2 months ago
yee ha!!!! lmfao holy shit funny stuff...i never seen starwars lol
3rnieL0za 2 months ago
"What are you doing with a gun in space?" Classic
szergy89 2 months ago 6
How is there oxygen up there?
IRandomlyComment 2 months ago
"Get off. The nuclear warhead."
BTW it's spelled Knievel.
BettorOffSingle 3 months ago
love it
koda1ful 3 months ago
"i am the only certified astrounaut, and im saving your american ass!" lol
alexkamp1 3 months ago
see its always the blue one
kashmiriway 3 months ago
LOL XD i nvr "u ever heard of eval kaneval" "no i never saw star wars"
monkeykingenma 3 months ago
Holy fuck man, what are you doing with a gun in space? Your crazy.
CH19861986 3 months ago
Lol, is it the thrusters or the hyperdrive on the millennium falcon, sounds the same.
seeifthisoneworks 3 months ago
FPS Russia is the Russian?
powerer43 3 months ago
no nukes no nukes no nukes no nukes no nukes !
fredenronnygamingHD 3 months ago
why are the retards who click the dislike button still here at part 11 ffs???
ravertothebone 3 months ago
00:35 So True
TheWinner1001 3 months ago
YE HAW RID EM COWBOY
928216samy 3 months ago
LOL "ohh man what do u do with a gun in space?" WELL DAA...to kill the aliens ROFL
Wabatrobh 3 months ago
Gangsta spaceman!!!
pokespriter1027 3 months ago
Who else just cringed half their teeth away? This is embarrassing.
Hornet0biker 4 months ago
Wathelhacl I already feel the power between my legs
mrdeanojw 4 months ago
Never made any sense to me. Either they detonate early and everybody dies. Or they continue on with the mission and risk dying. The odds are in favor with the latter.
michelletheory 4 months ago
I wish I could ride the nuke just so I can say I felt the power between my legs
wathehacl 4 months ago
This is one order you shouldn't follow and you fucking know it!
God Billy Bob Thorton is such a great actor!
ProGamer6690 4 months ago
i have that same skull gearshift handle in my car cept mine the eyes dont blink red there just red
wade1294 4 months ago
- Something's wrong!
- Hey it's all wrong man! We shouldn't even be up here!
lol
Kimilicious28 4 months ago 22
@Kimilicious28 lets go back to the shuttle lmao
3rnieL0za 2 months ago
"What are you doing with a gun in space?" o_O
Msunbird02 4 months ago
i loved the part wen it was 1:48
tammytheonly 4 months ago
The calm, yet serious way Chick says "Harry, the clock on that nine foot nuclear weapon is ticking." is priceless.
AlyssaRae29 4 months ago
"Something is wrong....."
"HEY IT IS ALL WRONG MAN! WE SHOULDN'T EVEN BE UP HERE HAHAHAH! "
Epic lol!
JelleAJP 4 months ago
"insert favourite line here"
ZyMaDynamic 4 months ago in playlist Armageddon movie
Hitler is German
Jos80fied 5 months ago
@Jos80fied Acutally he was austrialian.
SideburnsRule841 3 months ago
Have you ever heard of evil canevil.........no i never seen star wars HAHAHA
kbdemonbain 5 months ago
"If it works, two of you will be heroes..just like me." hahaha
mm4junkie 5 months ago
Why did the Weapon Specialist ask Col. Sharp a PILOT which wire to cut? Michael Bay, ur lame.
KW3913 5 months ago
@KW3913 the director just try to thrill us...
akilisatolitot 5 months ago
Sir,the overwrite,"It's been overwritten"...NASA Overwrite..
411kalifornia 5 months ago
"Harry.. The clock on that 9-foot nuke weapon is ticking !!! OMG"
nuttyguy84 5 months ago
"What are you doing with a gun in space?"
sculp20 5 months ago
poor guy keeps repeating : Let's just turn the bomb off
mendez5525 5 months ago
fucking russian sounds like Hitler
wwmitchelww1 5 months ago
@wwmitchelww1 hitler is rusian dude..
akilisatolitot 5 months ago
@akilisatolitot Dude wtf aare you talking about!!!!!
i say that that russian sounds like hitler
Do you know what that means??
ONLY THAT HE SOUNDS LIKE HITLER
wwmitchelww1 5 months ago
the thrusters arnt working, I HATE THIS MACHINE
andrew56011 5 months ago
Just noticed...
The guy @2:15 who tries to kill the all-important communication channel is named "Vossler". The guy in Crimson Tide who tries to repair the all-important communications channel is also named "Vossler". Both have Jerry Bruckheimer as Co-Producer.
Coincidence?
MareTranquil 6 months ago
"im the only certified astronaut and im saving your american ass!!!!!!"
llamarioful 6 months ago
@llamarioful lol oh boy, lol
indigobutterfly83 5 months ago
"Just wanted to feel the power between my legs, brother. "
remalion 6 months ago 14
@remalion awesome
chankitm 2 months ago
"I'm the only certified astraunant, and I am saving your american ass!"
rivasjuan1 6 months ago
"God it sucks up here."
Oughriend 6 months ago
All those shots of crybaby Liv Tyler ruined my enjoyment of this brainless popcorn movie.
mitrooper 6 months ago
9:42 a flying truck? now iv seen everything
unbeatablesniper16 6 months ago
i think there's a alien watching over there hmmm???
bryanyou111 6 months ago
"Have you ever heard of Evil Knievel" "No, I never saw Star Wars"
AllCodTV 6 months ago
"yee-haa ridin cowboy" lol
baji1st 6 months ago
I love this film but the dialogue in the countdown is fantastically stupid. The same 30 second explanation that the NASA science bloke gave General Kimsey with the firecracker analogy would have stopped the president making the call or at least convinced Colonel Sharp to deactivate the bomb a little sooner.
But I can't complain, I came to watch space cowboys blow up a rock to an awesome soundtrack.
MostDullPictures 6 months ago
6:09 xDDD
simmy339 6 months ago
8:01 "Get off ...the nuclear.... Warhead" Somehow i find that incredibly funny.
loch70 6 months ago
"THE OVERRIDE HAS BEEN OVER RIDDEN!"
tjrxk7 6 months ago
... how stupid is that general?
LittleFrenchy72 6 months ago
"Just wanted to feel the power between my legs, brother...." hehehe
Matbronk 7 months ago
"im the only certified astronaut AND IM SAVING YOUR AMERICAN ASS!!!"
Lmfaooo
gafis1990 7 months ago
" Oh man.. What are you doing with a gun in space "
Lapua05 7 months ago
YUSTON YOU HAVE A PROBLEM" epic"
SuperMoviee 7 months ago
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Lmfao 8:02 I love crazy people :D That'd be me in space ;)
Superbowl96 7 months ago
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Superbowl96 7 months ago
@Friday13thTaurus cool but i meant russians in russia are not overrated lol
GrandMasterKai 7 months ago
@Friday13thTaurus i cant say i know much about the Albanians please do share? i just know the russians have lots of nukes and scare the shit out of the UK france and USA and everyone lol
GrandMasterKai 7 months ago
@Friday13thTaurus only a russian would be crazy enough to say in a situation like that im going outside hardcore
GrandMasterKai 7 months ago
i just wish i had a russian accent so i can sound funny all the time
GrandMasterKai 7 months ago
lolololololol took wrong turn or road
TheAlucard200 7 months ago
NO NUKES,NO NUKES,hahahahahahahaha1 ROFLMFAO!
steveharrismetalgod 7 months ago
"Wait... What are you doing with a gun in space?" lol!!!
lovelyhorsez 7 months ago
Oh yes, secondary protocol, chain of command lingo for "shit has hit the fan!" LOL!
alphawarrior220 7 months ago
SG. FOLEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lmao
thegoldenassboy219 7 months ago
you know i wonder why they can't just cut both wires, guess that detonates the bomb
redsoxfan131313 8 months ago in playlist Armageddon
tarata trata ta ta , tarata tarata tata taraaaa taraa tata
produccionesterrero 8 months ago 7
it's always the blue wire
redsoxfan131313 8 months ago 2
it sucks up here lol
mrsupergammer100 8 months ago
"Harry?The clock on that 9 foot nuke is ticking."
ro20k 8 months ago
"I'm saving you american asses." " got any bullets left in that gun." lolololol
Alexander19851 8 months ago
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HAHAHA i like it!!!!! it has some funny guys
MsCarine100 8 months ago
HAHAHA i like it!!!!! it has some funny guys
MsCarine100 8 months ago
"Something's wrong"
"Hey it's all wrong man, we shouldn't even be up here"! HAHAH!
nuggets2go 8 months ago 2
Ya give soviet russia the command the soviet union collapsed dummy and they borrow space technology from the USA
bobbyraejohnson 8 months ago 2
"Do a good job do a good job do a good job do a good job do a good job do a good job do a good job GOOD JOB!"
SuperFudge 8 months ago 3
If this ever happends... Give sovet russia the command...
warrsor92 8 months ago
¨"That is my father up there!" LOOOOL!! :DDDD
kanervatie 8 months ago
Anyone else notice that the computer at 3:25 says "OVERRRIDE" ?
keeperofthecheese 8 months ago 3
Houston! "YOU" have a problem
lmao....best line ever!
Ninga0809 8 months ago
"dadadadada dadadada dadadada daaaaaaaaa hija riding cowboy jippy hiho"
"get off the nuclear warhead"
"no nuke sno nuke sno nukes" haha
godlike crazy man in the moon
Timogermany1 9 months ago
"what, you're going outside?!"
"i am the only certified astronaut, AND IM SAVING YOU'RE AMERICAN ASS!!" LOL
lots of funny peices of speech in this one :D
xLMFABx 9 months ago 3
"what, you're going outside?!"
"i am the only certified astronaut, AND IM SAVING YOU'RE AMERICAN ASS!!" LOL
xLMFABx 9 months ago 2
"no nukes no nukes no nukes" classic
LimerickWarrior1 9 months ago
" Oh man... what are you doing with a gun in space ? "
Lapua05 9 months ago
Sir, the override...it's been overridden.
Irony, it's ironic.
Supremist77 9 months ago 6
i have never heard so many epic one liners.....
Choomanama 9 months ago 2
GET OFF THE NUCLEAR WAR HEAD..haha epic!!
tillAttack 9 months ago
"Housten, you have a problem. See i promised my little girl that i'd be coming home. Now i don't know what you people are doing down there...but we have a hole to drill up here".
CRLH07 9 months ago 2
"You have not told them yet!....THAT IS MY FATHER UP THERE!"
"This is one order you shouldn't follow and you fucking know it! Let her go...Let her GO!"
"Harry, the clock on that 9ft nuclear bomb is ticking"
"Oh my god...SHARP GET BACK HERE NOW!"
"And i'm telling you it's not my call"
"Well guess what i just made the call for you"
"Oh god it sucks up here"
Never seen a movie which makes me laugh and cry so much at the same time! Absolutley brilliant!
CRLH07 9 months ago
"Harry, the clock on that 9 ft nuclear weapon is ticking."
"OH MY GOD. SHAAAAARRRPPP!!!"
JKendrickProductions 9 months ago 2
the REAL quote in this part is Harry's at 4:40. The others are funny but Harry's is the best minute and a half in movie history in my opinion.
NFLPICKS2010 9 months ago 4
"I AM THE ONLY CERTIFIED ASTRONAUGHT AND I'M SAVING YOUR AMERICAN ASS!" Pissed Russian
Hawkinz3335 10 months ago 52
@Hawkinz3335 My favorite part :P
pdana81 7 months ago
im saving your american ass. hahahaha.
MrHotTacx 10 months ago
08:05 "da da da da da daaaa yehaaaw!" xD
linnerfors 10 months ago 2
"Get off the nuclear Warhead.....NOW" " No nukes, no nukes, no nukes,"!! LMAO!!!!!
icecold40oz 10 months ago 24
Max; 'oohh god it sucks up here"
best quote ever XD
demolition000 10 months ago 5
"I am the only certified astronaut!
I'm saving your American Ass!"
It is so fun to see the 3 of them arguing...LOL
kaze6990 10 months ago 3
"no nukes no nukes no nukes!" lol
Ilovemarkiiowen 10 months ago
"Get off ... the Nuclear... Warhead"
Fwaaaaaaanks 10 months ago 2
"I'm stepping outside." LOVE IT.
Tang0Fox1 10 months ago
does any body know what the music is from 2:18 to 2:16?
popzmuse007 10 months ago
The first part of this part of the movie is epic
DarthMurder503 10 months ago
Michael Bay movies .... predictable ... yet still epic.
ChasingHerKeeper 11 months ago
@ChasingHerKeeper So true
DarthMurder503 10 months ago
bahaha......."ugh god it sucks up here"
theman3320 11 months ago
"ah god it sucks up here" lmao
darkfire42590 11 months ago 3
just for the record this is a very bad idea.. lol
chuy14nene 11 months ago 2
"Get off...the nuclear..warhead.." XD
zeezeezebra 11 months ago 7
best line ever lol
StarCommander999 11 months ago
why always the president in all movie acting like he knows everything? thats one made the image of the president so EVIL `0`
samuelhancock2011 11 months ago
@samuelhancock2011 Yeah right, as opposed to the real presidents who are so reassuring...
SpawnRevenge92 11 months ago
"Harry. the timer on that 9-ft nuclear weapon is ticking..." Lol love that guy.
61yenom 11 months ago 7
Ahh do a good job. do a good job.
80histoman1234 11 months ago 2
hmm.. so every NASA astronuat has the ability to disarm a nuclear bomb??
darnarfn 11 months ago
i think you get a great laugh out of the russian guy and crazy ed no nukes lol
weeguymo 11 months ago
"what are you doing with a gun in space" Will Patton is so underrated.
nflannery59 11 months ago
"This is one order you shouldn't follow and you fucking know it!"
KAYLEE00000 11 months ago
two of you gonna be heroes just like me!
12ock 11 months ago
Lol I love Lev. He's my fave! :p
humtingify 11 months ago
houston, you have a problem ... classic
ste94072 11 months ago 3
"i am the only certified astronaut, and i am saving your american " .. yeah andropov :)
ste94072 11 months ago
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"HOUSTON .. you have a problem" ..
ste94072 11 months ago
surreal... surrealialistic? surrealialistic nightmare?
StuffedMannequin 11 months ago
I love how in movies, they NEVER know whether to cut the red or blue wire :')
kelly19091 11 months ago
"You took the wrong way the wrong road". "Road? WHAT ROAD?"
theboss01AKAdb 11 months ago 2