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  • "sir, the override. it's been overriden."

    inception. 

  • Houston you have a problem... jajajaja 

  • That's cutting it WAY too close.

  • Love the black guy and Russian guy

  • 3:06 - 4:26 This is what it feels like every time "SOPA is killed".

  • "okay.......what'd we miss??" hahahahahaha

  • "okay.......what'd we miss??" hahahahahaha

  • GET OFF...THE NUCLEAR...WARHEAD omg i died

  • this sunglasses at 7:07 are EPIC

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  • Just wanted to feel the power between my legs - LMFAO

  • I'M SAVING YOUR AMERICAN AS!!

    Love that part.

  • "huston you have a problem" - only bruce willis can say something like this

  • lol the best action movie ever lol

  • "Got any more bullets in that gun?"

  • this movie is just too funny. I love how the timer on the bomb is ticking down and that guy is counting and bruce willis is just giving him a speech like he has all the times in the world :3

  • There is my Father up their...

  • God, it sucks up here

    lol

  • 最も感動する映画(^ ^)

    libe tyla is pretty!

  • -im steppin' outside..!

    -your stepping out side..??!

    -im the only certified austronaut..! im saving your american ass..!

    {LMFAO}

    

  • "what are you doin with a gun in space?" "I thought all we had was that minigun"

  • "OH God it sucks up here."

    super awesome line. lololololololol

  • im the only self studied astronaut and im saving your amarican ass! rofl

  • "Get off...the nuclear...warhead!"

    One of the best lines in movie history.

  • "Have you ever heard of evil kinevil?

    "Nah i never see star wars"

    LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

  • "Hey, man, what are you doing with a gun in space?"

  • The clock on that nine-foot nuclear weapon is ticking....

  • "Get off... the nuclear..warhead.."

  • That man sounds like Nicko from gta 4

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  • get of the nuclear warhead lmao

  • I thought there was no gravity in space so how are they standing there and not floating away???

  • @Amelia67445 U dont kno wat gravity is do u?....

  • @t192009 I know what it is but there shouldnt be gravity in space

  • @Amelia67445 They were on the asteroid...it has gravity...

  • "ever heard of evil kenevil?"

    "no i've never seen starwars"

  • secondary protocol government, the general and the president....doesnt no math 4 god sakes!!! general says god b with them, well guess wat....god b with all of us!!

  • oh man what are you doing with a gun in space ?? ask that to the one that decided to put a minigun on the armadillo and also a laser driven minigun :P

  • You know if this were real it would actually be a fitting end for mankind: 1) We are the only species since the dinosaurs to dominate the planet and we meet the same end, 2) It would be a beautiful extinction (one event that wipes out life instantly as opposed to mass war, pollution,etc.) and 3) It would be an ironic end meaning of all our technology we met our end by natural disaster. Just sayin

  • "Oh man...what are you doing with a gun in space?"

  • 2:47 God save us all from fanatics!

  • - Harry? The clock on that 9-foot nuclear weapon is ticking.

    - Oh my God. SHARRRRRRRRRP! GET BACK HERE NOW!!!!!!!!!

  • yee ha!!!! lmfao holy shit funny stuff...i never seen starwars lol

    

  • "What are you doing with a gun in space?" Classic

  • How is there oxygen up there?

  • "Get off. The nuclear warhead."

    BTW it's spelled Knievel.

  • love it

  • "i am the only certified astrounaut, and im saving your american ass!" lol

  • see its always the blue one

  • LOL XD i nvr "u ever heard of eval kaneval" "no i never saw star wars"

  • Holy fuck man, what are you doing with a gun in space? Your crazy.

  • Lol, is it the thrusters or the hyperdrive on the millennium falcon, sounds the same.

  • FPS Russia is the Russian?

  • no nukes no nukes no nukes no nukes no nukes !

  • why are the retards who click the dislike button still here at part 11 ffs???

  • 00:35 So True

  • YE HAW RID EM COWBOY

    

  • LOL "ohh man what do u do with a gun in space?" WELL DAA...to kill the aliens ROFL

  • Gangsta spaceman!!!

  • Who else just cringed half their teeth away? This is embarrassing.

  • Wathelhacl I already feel the power between my legs

  • Never made any sense to me. Either they detonate early and everybody dies. Or they continue on with the mission and risk dying. The odds are in favor with the latter.

  • I wish I could ride the nuke just so I can say I felt the power between my legs

  • This is one order you shouldn't follow and you fucking know it!

    God Billy Bob Thorton is such a great actor!

  • i have that same skull gearshift handle in my car cept mine the eyes dont blink red there just red

  • - Something's wrong!

    - Hey it's all wrong man! We shouldn't even be up here!

    lol

  • @Kimilicious28 lets go back to the shuttle lmao

  • "What are you doing with a gun in space?" o_O

  • i loved the part wen it was 1:48

  • The calm, yet serious way Chick says "Harry, the clock on that nine foot nuclear weapon is ticking." is priceless.

  • "Something is wrong....."

    "HEY IT IS ALL WRONG MAN! WE SHOULDN'T EVEN BE UP HERE HAHAHAH! "

    Epic lol!

  • "insert favourite line here"

  • Hitler is German

  • @Jos80fied Acutally he was austrialian.

  • Have you ever heard of evil canevil.........no i never seen star wars HAHAHA

  • "If it works, two of you will be heroes..just like me." hahaha

  • Why did the Weapon Specialist ask Col. Sharp a PILOT which wire to cut? Michael Bay, ur lame.

  • @KW3913 the director just try to thrill us...

  • Sir,the overwrite,"It's been overwritten"...NASA Overwrite..

  • "Harry.. The clock on that 9-foot nuke weapon is ticking !!! OMG"

  • "What are you doing with a gun in space?"

  • poor guy keeps repeating : Let's just turn the bomb off

  • fucking russian sounds like Hitler

  • @wwmitchelww1 hitler is rusian dude..

  • @akilisatolitot Dude wtf aare you talking about!!!!!

    i say that that russian sounds like hitler

    Do you know what that means??

    ONLY THAT HE SOUNDS LIKE HITLER

  • the thrusters arnt working, I HATE THIS MACHINE

  • Just noticed...

    The guy @2:15 who tries to kill the all-important communication channel is named "Vossler". The guy in Crimson Tide who tries to repair the all-important communications channel is also named "Vossler". Both have Jerry Bruckheimer as Co-Producer.

    Coincidence?

  • "im the only certified astronaut and im saving your american ass!!!!!!"

  • @llamarioful lol oh boy, lol

  • "Just wanted to feel the power between my legs, brother. "

  • @remalion awesome

    

  • "I'm the only certified astraunant, and I am saving your american ass!"

  • "God it sucks up here."

  • All those shots of crybaby Liv Tyler ruined my enjoyment of this brainless popcorn movie.

  • 9:42 a flying truck? now iv seen everything

  • i think there's a alien watching over there hmmm???

  • "Have you ever heard of Evil Knievel" "No, I never saw Star Wars"

  • "yee-haa ridin cowboy" lol

  • I love this film but the dialogue in the countdown is fantastically stupid. The same 30 second explanation that the NASA science bloke gave General Kimsey with the firecracker analogy would have stopped the president making the call or at least convinced Colonel Sharp to deactivate the bomb a little sooner.

    But I can't complain, I came to watch space cowboys blow up a rock to an awesome soundtrack.

  • 6:09 xDDD

  • 8:01 "Get off ...the nuclear.... Warhead" Somehow i find that incredibly funny.

  • "THE OVERRIDE HAS BEEN OVER RIDDEN!"

  • ... how stupid is that general?

  • "Just wanted to feel the power between my legs, brother...." hehehe

  • "im the only certified astronaut AND IM SAVING YOUR AMERICAN ASS!!!"

    Lmfaooo

  • " Oh man.. What are you doing with a gun in space "

  • YUSTON YOU HAVE A PROBLEM" epic"

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  • @Friday13thTaurus cool but i meant russians in russia are not overrated lol

  • @Friday13thTaurus i cant say i know much about the Albanians please do share? i just know the russians have lots of nukes and scare the shit out of the UK france and USA and everyone lol

  • @Friday13thTaurus only a russian would be crazy enough to say in a situation like that im going outside hardcore

  • i just wish i had a russian accent so i can sound funny all the time

  • lolololololol took wrong turn or road

  • NO NUKES,NO NUKES,hahahahahahahaha1 ROFLMFAO!

  • "Wait... What are you doing with a gun in space?" lol!!!

  • Oh yes, secondary protocol, chain of command lingo for "shit has hit the fan!" LOL!

  • SG. FOLEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  lmao

  • you know i wonder why they can't just cut both wires, guess that detonates the bomb

  • tarata trata ta ta , tarata tarata tata taraaaa taraa tata

  • it's always the blue wire

  • it sucks up here lol

  • "Harry?The clock on that 9 foot nuke is ticking."

  • "I'm saving you american asses." " got any bullets left in that gun." lolololol

  • HAHAHA  i like it!!!!! it has some funny guys

  • "Something's wrong"

    "Hey it's all wrong man, we shouldn't even be up here"! HAHAH!

  • Ya give soviet russia the command the soviet union collapsed dummy and they borrow space technology from the USA

  • "Do a good job do a good job do a good job do a good job do a good job do a good job do a good job GOOD JOB!"

  • If this ever happends... Give sovet russia the command...

  • ¨"That is my father up there!" LOOOOL!! :DDDD

  • Anyone else notice that the computer at 3:25 says "OVERRRIDE" ?

  • Houston! "YOU" have a problem

    lmao....best line ever!

  • "dadadadada dadadada dadadada daaaaaaaaa hija riding cowboy jippy hiho"

    "get off the nuclear warhead"

    "no nuke sno nuke sno nukes" haha

    godlike crazy man in the moon

  • "what, you're going outside?!"

    "i am the only certified astronaut, AND IM SAVING YOU'RE AMERICAN ASS!!" LOL

    lots of funny peices of speech in this one :D

  • "what, you're going outside?!"

    "i am the only certified astronaut, AND IM SAVING YOU'RE AMERICAN ASS!!" LOL

  • "no nukes no nukes no nukes" classic

  • " Oh man... what are you doing with a gun in space ? "

  • Sir, the override...it's been overridden.

    Irony, it's ironic.

  • i have never heard so many epic one liners.....

  • GET OFF THE NUCLEAR WAR HEAD..haha epic!!

  • "Housten, you have a problem. See i promised my little girl that i'd be coming home. Now i don't know what you people are doing down there...but we have a hole to drill up here".

  • "You have not told them yet!....THAT IS MY FATHER UP THERE!"

    "This is one order you shouldn't follow and you fucking know it! Let her go...Let her GO!"

    "Harry, the clock on that 9ft nuclear bomb is ticking"

    "Oh my god...SHARP GET BACK HERE NOW!"

    "And i'm telling you it's not my call"

    "Well guess what i just made the call for you"

    "Oh god it sucks up here"

    Never seen a movie which makes me laugh and cry so much at the same time! Absolutley brilliant!

  • "Harry, the clock on that 9 ft nuclear weapon is ticking."

    "OH MY GOD. SHAAAAARRRPPP!!!"

  • the REAL quote in this part is Harry's at 4:40. The others are funny but Harry's is the best minute and a half in movie history in my opinion.

  • "I AM THE ONLY CERTIFIED ASTRONAUGHT AND I'M SAVING YOUR AMERICAN ASS!" Pissed Russian

  • @Hawkinz3335 My favorite part :P

  • im saving your american ass. hahahaha.

  • 08:05 "da da da da da daaaa yehaaaw!" xD

  • "Get off the nuclear Warhead.....NOW" " No nukes, no nukes, no nukes,"!! LMAO!!!!!

  • Max; 'oohh god it sucks up here"

    best quote ever XD

  • "I am the only certified astronaut!

    I'm saving your American Ass!"

    It is so fun to see the 3 of them arguing...LOL

  • "no nukes no nukes no nukes!" lol

  • "Get off ... the Nuclear... Warhead"

  • "I'm stepping outside." LOVE IT.

  • does any body know what the music is from 2:18 to 2:16?

  • The first part of this part of the movie is epic

  • Michael Bay movies .... predictable ... yet still epic.

  • @ChasingHerKeeper So true

  • bahaha......."ugh god it sucks up here"

  • "ah god it sucks up here" lmao

  • just for the record this is a very bad idea.. lol

  • "Get off...the nuclear..warhead.." XD

  • best line ever lol

  • why always the president in all movie acting like he knows everything? thats one made the image of the president so EVIL `0`

  • @samuelhancock2011 Yeah right, as opposed to the real presidents who are so reassuring...

  • "Harry. the timer on that 9-ft nuclear weapon is ticking..." Lol love that guy.

  • Ahh do a good job. do a good job.

  • hmm.. so every NASA astronuat has the ability to disarm a nuclear bomb??

  • i think you get a great laugh out of the russian guy and crazy ed no nukes lol

  • "what are you doing with a gun in space" Will Patton is so underrated.

  • "This is one order you shouldn't follow and you fucking know it!"

  • two of you gonna be heroes just like me!

  • Lol I love Lev. He's my fave! :p

  • houston, you have a problem ... classic

  • "i am the only certified astronaut, and i am saving your american " .. yeah andropov :)

  • surreal... surrealialistic? surrealialistic nightmare?

  • I love how in movies, they NEVER know whether to cut the red or blue wire :')

  • "You took the wrong way the wrong road". "Road? WHAT ROAD?"