Wizard Monkey City

[nofunwithoutme]

how do i know you again? i lost it.

[ColmkunVBS]

MOTHERFUCKER=pan *transcribed audio*

[drsout]

MOTHERFUCKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!

[puffleissocute]

what did the people look like when they passed by?

[shoutdownthebrigade]

There's something about the phrase "the trashiest of wizard academies" that's just hilarious

[LamppostCreed]

Am I going crazy or is that Antispider I hear?

[LamppostCreed]

@LamppostCreed Damn... I should really read descriptions...

[TheMojopo]

YOU NEED TO KNOW SPELLS YOU SILLY LITTLE MONKEY

[Zalsia]

Wow. I must've seen this at least 50 times now and it still sends me into hysterics! Jake's an amazing wizard... and a magician!

[megasighn]

wow this is a stupid video like very stupid but it was funny when the wizard began to cry >:3

[chelseamuse72]

I miss Jake

[sunnydale22]

This is all... Rather questionable.

[reaganoverthehills]

I had that wizard puppet, but then his wand, hat, and glasses fell off. So now he's just an old man in a mumu.

[Zombi]

I feel pregnant with enthusiasm!

[ColmkunVBS]

I want that damn bald monkey puppet so bad.

[barriosboy66]

ANYTHING.........anythin!

[abillionpaperstars]

that's one dirty old grandpa monkey.

[EdenChespir]

brilliant! but why did the moneky die?

[tyson346]

something is turning into nothing very quickly..MOOTHHERFUCKKEEERR lmfao

[KyuuketsukiKodomo]

this puppet needs to be used in a potter puppet pals video were dumbledore gets giant!!

[rorschach145]

0:55

[radioactivellamafish]

And my stomach can only digest helpless children I kidnap from picturesque German and/or Polish villages.

I love that line.

[Vicious516]

@radioactivellamafish Took Jake more than a few takes to get that one right. And for good reason. Because he loved it

[candylvr471]

O.o

[JBoy62497]

i love when he says "before we start what are your plans for dinner t-" and then the other monkey replies without having him finish! :D

[blizzerd341]

mother fucccccccccker

[degubamboo]

Not really hard to tell who Jake QD is playing.

[iwuvsweeney]

Ryan... is this what goes on in your head?? O_o

[MexicanGnomes]

yaaay!!!!

[roxic01]

I just laughed myself senseless at the "MOTHER FUUUCKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR" "No need to get excited"

Brilliant video. as always :D

[DojoNDude]

Somebody has too much free time.

[ShikmaruFanxD]

LOL

[Mistoffelees11]

oh i love this, but dont really get the point, i love how the wizards voice changes when the monkey dies

[Zalsia]

There is no point. It exists for it's own purpose. Which could, in fact, mean everything.... *dramatic music* PICKLES!

[Zalsia]

Wow. After a while, you forget that they're puppets and begin to wonder why a monkey is talking... or maybe that's just me.

[penis331]

lol

[lazerdolphins]

He's rubbing his hands together, planning something evil, liefde678

[liefde678]

What he's doing with his hand?

[lazerdolphins]

Holy Jesus Fucking Christ, what the fuck is this?

Goddamn

[cute1010ful]

fuck this

[lazerdolphins]

Wtf is this?

[ThePerfektGirl11]

Get up, you gaylord XD

[rikcorobot]

MOTHERFUCKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AH

[grodan70]

Wtf..

[stumpie0789]

this should be a series

[mamaluigi7]

Lol, puppets writhing in extacy

[smspearman]

okay, the wizard is doing something really weird with his hands and his mid to lower body from 0:10 to 0:13, can anyone explain to me what the hell is going on? is he doing what i think he's doing?

[webkinzlover1998123]

Hes rubbing his hands together,planning something very evil.

[nekoattack96]

I feel PREGNANT with enthusiasm! 8D

Awesomesauce.

[ofheliasephora]

:D yeah, there is ryan´s friend, he was in the new kids on the rock

[iluvdommonaghan13]

Ryan! Where did you get those puppets? I went to Disney World last week with the high school band and at Epcot near "China" there was a stand selling puppets. I walked over and there were the bald monkey and the wizard!!! I started freaking out (my friends had no idea what they were) I almost bought them, but I didn't know what I'd do with them. It made my day though. :D

[Maddyisnotshort13]

Something is turning into nothing very quickly.Weezy looks like he's caught in the rapture at 1:35.

[rhinodude89]

Good video. But it would be alot better if you didn't include the political crap.

[BubbleGumFishGirl]

oh, dear.

[OverlordJake]

I love this short, sweet puppet work.

[BlueDemon555]

ever since i watched this video my catch phase for when i get frustrated is mothafuckaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaarrrrrr!!

[jefuhfa]

NOT AVAILABLE???? NOOOOO

[siggn]

Somehow, the C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER Obama sneaks into everything, my lawd he's good!

[terrier136]

isn't it amazing?

[sanbikai]

motherfukeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer!!!­!!!!!!

[AikaGranzchesta]

Oh, darn. Now I think I'm in love with the person who conceived this ridiculousity.

[Nixsend]

...wait, it's another campaign ad? They got me again!

[thisisforlosers]

"I feel pregnant with enthusiasm!"

"my stomach can only digest helpless children i kidnap from picturesque german-and-or-polish villages"

"get up you gay lord"

hahahaha

[kaorimaiko]

that was...weird lolz

[Brudda2daman]

Now you've made me feel like a father!

[pshhsera]

ur shit is so off

its hilarious

[SlipknotSnaiL]

omg

[Charlemaim]

Wtf is this shit?

[andygotagun]

Your mom.

[MadManArt]

ugh.. it was ok.. until obama

[mrslovett567]

lolz!!!! so hackin funny!!!!!!!!!! //_^

[bogdanoweicz]

this is so funny! god jake quilty-dunn is the funniest of them all!

[devilcry20005]

ROFL

[zeogle]

haha. I love this video, and pretty much all of ryan murphy's stuff for that reason. By the way, did you have a script for this or was it mainly improv? It's so hilarious.

[BPMontana]

get up, you gaylord!

[vanessizle]

I loooooove this video. and the music is legit

[iamthinbone]

I was just listening to them, and I thought to myself "Hey, that sounds like Neil Cicierega doing the voice..". So I read the description, and Neil did the background music =o

[Pistachio557]

is that jack black?????

[choujiauesome]

manafookate13a thats awesome smiles like pedobear

[Inkweaver1211]

I cannot stop watching this video!!

"I'd do anything to get in!"

"Anything?"

"Anything."

"You have to know spells, you silly little monkey. Why, I'd bet you'd even vote for Sarah Palin if they let your horrible kind into the voting booth."

XD Love it.

[silvaslash]

0:56 click and crank volume

[OliviaGoth]

This will neverrrrrrrr leave my head!!! But it rox:)

[legomaster12323]

Dude....go fuck yourself...or better yet your gay ass ngr obama binlodin

[silvaslash]

picturesque gentleman?

[SnooglefryDragonCat]

no, picturesque German and/or Polish villages.

lol close though

[nightmareAVP]

ok that was random

[plainbond]

obama 08!!!

[mattydog67]

My stomack can only digest children I kidnap from german and or polish vilages!

[daBIGGERnigger]

Ah, you're so close to being funny.

[kisamefan101]

0:56

[OliviaGoth]

I wonder what people thought when you were filmming this

[stripedsockscat]

Even a wizard puppet has enough sense to dislike Sarah Palin.

[ShadowGalactica]

OMG you guys are insane. But I don't like Sarah Palin either.

[Gameboy1134]

'wait, get up, get up u gaylord! get up!! Get up!! Oh my god!! (sobs)

Hi, I'd like to take the time to talk about senetor Barak Obama'

lol

[gerardgilmour]

GET A FUCKIN LIFE ASSHOLE !!!

[Sauskedude258]

MOTHER FUCKER!!

[gerardgilmour]

YES U'RE (=

[ClockSquirrel]

was i meant to get this, i really didn't. did this make sense?

[Thegreatnolan]

I feel pregnant with enthusiasm!!!! lol, amazing

[MattDeathStroke]

1:24 cracks me up every time.

[phishypeep85]

hahhhhahaha Obama

GO OBAMA

you notice how people aren't voting for mccain the cadiate

but palin the v.p.

thats kinda wrong

[plainbond]

0:55-1:00

funny!!!

[OliviaGoth]

This is so wierd yet I love watching it, it rox. Great job guys:)

[plainbond]

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[MattDeathStroke]

I've watched this over and over, and it cracks me up every time.

[foolykonno3]

ever done acid?

[XcoldshadowX]

Pregnant with enthusiasm? Never heard that one before.

[smeagolNa]

oh :(  .. spencer genio!!

[Boredman567]

Of course you don't like Sarah Palin. She's a politician. They're all morons.

[NatzTaylor]

I think someting is turning into nothing very quickly

MOTHER FUCKER!!!!!!

[andygotagun]

MOTHERFUCKER

[JesseQuintana]

that was great! the ending was a little sad though.

[plainbond]

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[offwithurhead]

lol i fell pregnant with entusiasmXD

[TroyMagee1234]

mother fucker

[plainbond]

no.

[camrenishot1]

That's been happening a good bit lately with videos, don't worry about it. Just try it again in a few minutes or refresh the page, and it should work.

[MarauderNo5]

You freak. <3

[pinacoladaxb]

I haven't decided which is a better brainwashing technique. This or 123456 Pokemon.

[Gameboy1134]

Vote for Sarah Palin!

XD

[SemiFilmProductions]

haha even puppets know how stupid pallin is.

OBAMA FOR PRESIDENT!!

[mattgcn]

What are the songs in that again? I know they're Deporitaz ones but whiiiich.

[ohmygoditsjeff]

...whut?

[xXxRaInBoWfIsHxXx]

Monkey - "Are you excited to teach me the first spell?"

Wizard - "I feel pregnant with enthusiasm!"

Monkey - "Thanks, Wizard! Now you've made me feel like a father!"

.....I'm so confused :)

[lafilleboheme]

The monkey knocked up the wizard with his enthusiastic sperm.

[plainbond]

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[VampyreSis]

what the fuck?

[MRmagic11111]

WTF. i was way too puzzled at the end of that video

[Shonem]

Gaylord.

[kelleclectic]

I'm going to start using the phrase "i'm pregnant with enthusiasm" in my every day conversations.

[StroutsInk]

LOL.

[Inkjet2]

Most people thought GW Bush was a good idea... I'm afraid most people will be wrong again. Going down... Hmmmm just a weeee thing to thunk about.

[LauraAemelia]

Strange puppets, wizarding academies, sexual tension, crazy synthesizer music, and a plot twist no one saw coming. This video has everything I love rolled into one.

[hpg89]

*Sits in Apartment with best friend in boob shirts applauding slowly* That was definitely not a waste of my life.

And I am very very serious.

[DemonFishy5]

McCain sucks Palin's balls

[Walawalacookie]

Was Jimmy drunk or something? And what kind of assholes watch as a boy rides his bike across a road and lets him get up only to do it again seven times?

Just sayin is all.

[BexyBunny05]

OMG I've been watching "Remembering dumbledor recently XD

I was actually wondering if we'd ever see that puppet again!!!

I wonder if it still tastes those yellow flowers. XD

[camrenishot1]

Wonderful things like this happen when Jake, Ryan, and Spencer team up. Do it more often. Please.

[DizanaXO]

"I bet you'd even vote for sara palin if they let your kind in" LMFAO. LMFAO. LMFAO!

[scolley]

I liked the part when that wizard was all like MotherFuckaaaaaaaaaa.

[articcirclegurl]

i know...totally funny!!

[offwithurhead]

does jake have his own account

probbably yeah but what is it?

[Vicious516]

Jake's account is named jkqd14

[offwithurhead]

didn't find it:(

[foreverstrange]

When he was writhing on the ground... I thought he was rubbing himself sexily... *shame*

ANYWAY I want to hear more of Jake's velvety voice.

And Spencer can talk too.

[omgitskelso]

Aw this is adorable! And super hilarious. I really wanna know how you get all those puppets.

[andygotagun]

You go to a store and you buy them.

[omgitskelso]

But what store? See, you gotta be specific.

[ZxBUNNYxZ]

oh my god get up get GET UP!!!!!!!!!

[jlcarrozza]

"Get up, YOU GAYLORD!"

[Jurassic343]

hahaha! AWESOME!!!! : D

[theblackparade1039]

UM.

[geoemrick]

This video brings up the question: do Spencer, Jake, and Ryan EVER get tired of making such AWESOME videos?!?!??! It must be a burden to be so exellent all the time.

[andygotagun]

MMM MONKEY PUPPET.

Also, I like the part when he was writhing on the ground. And then he died.

Hahahahahahahahahahaha.

[calithecucumber19]

AMAZING LINES. :)

and i love how there are people int he background. :D

[lvhg17]

this brings joy and happieness to my heart...

[greenburlapsack]

Get up you gay lord!

[Veelasiren]

It just occurred to me that Sarah Palin would despise this video. With the addition of those wires, those puppets have -evolved- into ***MUPPETS*** yay! Doggone it all, don't evolve things, it's evil!

[TacoFlavordBuffalo]

lol that was hilarious

[alycemhm]

Very nicceeee.

Uhm . . . Ryan will vote for who he wants to vote for, so stop being mean about his views or don't watch his videos.

[xxChayLaidigxx]

Motherfuckaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrr.

Hi :)

Chay xx

[moonkenzie]

omg sara palin wtf vote 4 barck k?

Let's focus on the vid, shall we? The sexual tension between the wizard and the monkey was heavy. It's too bad that Wizard couldn't tell Monkey his true feelings before Monkey was melodramatically dead. Very clever idea, and well done!

[ParaisoFlower]

...wait wait, what was he gonna say about Obama?? The wizard didn't say anything!