French Pay Toilet

[noobspure]

noo leave teh shit n piss there so I can eatz it

[100sammiecat]

How much does it cost?

[TheRealCMScout]

What if your still sh*tting and it starts to spin?

[sayyadina]

so..... you sit on that little spout in the back....?

[petethetechguy]

Pay to piss.... That sucks.

[ClipOriss]

Next time show it without your piss in it *shrugs*

[Shasha8999]

WTF?!?!? That's cool it's a smart toilet, it self cleans :~)

It's GROSS! Looking at someones pee ewwwww............

[Shareallicu3]

so you pay to flush it? lol

[Awsomechick12358]

0:05 the toilet has a piss

[lotusflower281]

Haha, why am I watching this?

[MrDentonai]

did you have to show the toilet with piss in it

[yoavcool1]

u know that awekword moment when the toilet seat starts rotating? LOL

[impinkiee2]

wth whys it yellow did you use it already!

[trymesucker]

Pour a bucket of water in - free flush

[xXEXTRADIESELXx]

retarded toilet...

[ConnieShiables8]

You pay to do your buisness?

[contractki11er]

@ConnieShiables8 well when there's business theres always a price, no matter how cheap or expensive, its just business.

[ConnieShiables8]

@contractki11er lol:)

[romansoldierofhonor]

i would hold for days and then relinquish the mother load in one on these toilets (top it off) and run away with out paying.

[EKbentleypwns]

imagine sitting on the troilet and rotating

[mrdubwobwob1981]

Why are we all sitting at our computers watching videos of toilets????

[fastweirdo]

The french gave up...trying to clean their toilets.

[tonysanthedarkstar]

OMG... I came to watch good videos and i end up looking toilet videos... People are insane, and why the fuck are everyone so "amazed" ? ...

[documentaryman]

@tonysanthedarkstar

I just report things that are interesting to me.  It's the French who invented this wonderful device.

[JoeyBelgier]

@documentaryman The French also invented the 'shower-that-is-a-toilet', you know, the 'toilets' where you have to stand up, bend a bit through your knees and you shit in a hole half a meter below you. Imagine having diarrhea now. Yes indeed.

[daftever]

@JoeyBelgier that's russian not french. thank you

[JoeyBelgier]

@daftever Seriously? Thought they were French as I had only encountered them there so far and everybody calls'm "French toilets" here x_x

[onlyaDREAM87]

@tonysanthedarkstar You had to have known this was going to be a vid about a toilet by the title, so why did you click on it?

[tonysanthedarkstar]

@onlyaDREAM87 It is not what i meant... Just people are amazed by those toilets... It's ok because those toilets are everywhere in E.U (not only in France).

[Kretika]

@tonysanthedarkstar Thank you! I just laughed a lot. I do the same! :))

[asianoutcast87]

I'd rather pay for a clean toilet than sit on a free toilet full of shit all over it. In America, it takes 3 minutes to lay everything out on the seat to take a shit. 10 minutes (me) to take a dump. And then 5 minutes to wipe. A total of 18 minutes.

WIth an advanced toilet, there is no need to prepare as the seat is clean. 10 minutes to take a dump. 20 seconds to spray the water onto your asshole to clean. And then take a small piece of paper and wipe. A total of 10 minutes and 20 seconds.

[xXFableFanXx]

@asianoutcast87 i also hate the lame toilet paper they usualy supply you with also... its to thin..

[dave00dance]

it goes to the toilet for you

[MS13L1]

i seen a squatter toilet going through france to spain, i told the guy in the cafe some one robbed his toilet an he just laughed at me. to this day i think its a valid comment. cmon the germans owned you but seriously 70 years on, buy some fuckin bogs! -.-

[Alexsz81]

@MS13L1 Same when i went to usa and i said your toiled is flooded.

[MS13L1]

@Alexsz81 LMFAO

[175myles]

That little thing at the back is to wet your sweaty arse crack.

[supcrash8]

it looks like the toilet is peeing to...(with that little thingy)

[luvdin]

Putting water on the seat isn't going to kill germs. What the hell is wrong with France??

[shmuli9]

@luvdin The trickle of liquid isn't water - it's a sanitizer.

[DarkSickie]

and then it's a wet toilet??

[louislouis33]

@DarkSickie

probably XD

In belgium we have those toilets too, you can find them almost everywhere around the globe except in regions without tourism and such. Its not that i ever found one in a house :).

They should blow dry it :O

[nachum2]

i used one where you don't have to pay

[OublietteJevien]

i saw this on jackass or something...they put poo on the seat-and all the toilet does is smear it. so...good for the pee, not the poo looool

[metaphysikz101]

its that yellow because your dehydrated!

[suzbailey23]

That's pretty neat, how it cleans the seat! I wish we had those here!

[burnzorz]

@suzbailey23

If you live in America, we've had those toilet cleaners for years. It's not done in many locations, probably cause it weirds people out. I've seen them in airports in the US multiple times, but maybe that's just cause I travel a lot.

[shmuli9]

@suzbailey23 We had a whole bunch of these in Seattle. Last year, they removed them,, though...

[xrnts]

@shmuli9 any idea why they removed them? seems like a good idea to clean the seat-if there was a problem with the sanitizer they could have put different chemicals in it?

[shmuli9]

@xrnts Yes, I know why. Even though they were timed to open after 10-15 minutes (I don't know what the EXACT timing was), people were using them to buy and sell drugs in. Also, even though Seattle is generally a tidy city, people would INTENTIONALLY foul them (as in urinate and defacate in places OTHER the the bowl, so the toilets wouldn't get sanitized.

[xrnts]

@shmuli9 wow some people are beyond gross. thanks for replying.

[skidmark620]

im no toilet enthusiast, but that my friends, is a good toilet.

[juanpablofx]

don't pay and just leave teh shit and piss there.

[daluifh331]

haha i agree fuck em

[zeesham13]

LoL, yeah if you don't wanna pay.

[soundspark]

@juanpablofx Maybe you pay to get into the stall.

[mattbellow]

what happens if you take a large shit that isn't going to work

[jerry0270]

just a waste of MORE water.

[persephonekun]

D: what do you mean you have to pay to take a piss?! what if you have to go really bad??? I never seen a pay toilet when I was in Perm Russia... :S

[PenguinLaLa14]

You know, whats wrong with the goo old fashioned normal toilet in good old America?

You sit, do your stuff, wipe, stand up, flush.... the end.

[runefigter5RS]

you do wipe Oo why dont you just let the jeans about that

[zwan2]

haha ^^ c'est quoi cette vidéo ? ...

par contre j'ai déjà vu ce genre de toilette, à la FNAC il me semble.

[xxoorobyn]

i love toilets

[bestamerica]

no need to pay..

yes it is free

[madfreaky]

That's weird. I'm French - Ive never heard nor seen a toilet like this in France. Kinda Bizarre actually. Truthfully to say, if I saw that I don't think that I would recognize it as a toilet and use it. Most public toilets here in Europe you must pay to use. But that is so the country can pay to maintain the cleanliness for the toilet rooms. The toilets never look like that silly object though. I'm guessing it is a toilet for men, because that looks uncomfortable for a ladies bottom.

[Toiletworshipa]

thats a weak flush at the begining

[nrdesign1991]

it pisses into itself xD

[dpizana]

At least the french helped us out in the revolutionary war or somthing...

[catalyst8]

"At least the french helped us out in the revolutionary war or somthing..."

Indeed they did. They gave the US money, medicine, troops, training, ships, they even sent the Statue of Liberty later as a gift. Without France's help the US nation wouldn't exist.

How can you not know what a massive debt the US has to France?

[gal5131]

We defended France in both World Wars - 66,033 young American men gave their lives and are buried in France. Many more who died were returned home to us.

Whatever our debt to France, I think it has been repaid.

Next time you have a thought, let it go. Stupid English bitch.

[catalyst8]

"We defended France in both World Wars" In both instances the US was unwillingly forced to join. In WWI Germany sank numerous US shipping prior to a US declaration (finally in 1917), & similarly in WWII the US refused to enter until eventually attacked by Japan.

"Next time you have a thought, let it go. Stupid English bitch."

Comments like that speak volumes. Were you bullied or molested as a child?

[gal5131]

Wait a minute. I am an American. I am on your side. I'm sorry; but you must be confusing my comment with something else. I know what we did for France; and I find them a bit ungrateful. I was merely trying to point that out here. Please, don't be angry with me. I am on your side. Peace.

[catalyst8]

No, comments like "Stupid English bitch" and "What the fuck is it to you?" really do let people know that you think insult & abuse is debate. This is indicative either of an atrociously poor education or mental illness. I suspect the latter since you say "Please, don't be angry with me" & repeatedly seek approval by asserting that you're on my 'side'.

So, presumably either acute depression or psychosis (do you hear voices?), probably with childhood trauma (severe bullying or sexual abuse).

[NeoFalcon69]

You know.. saying that "France suck" just shows how ignorant you are yourself for insulting someone else regardless what the said to you.

It's funny how you claim they eat croissants til they burst lol face the fact France has one of the world's lowest obesity rates in the western world.

Look just ignore all the bullshit - comments here are needed to be taken with a pinch of salt.

[gal5131]

Sure they are thin after eating like pigs. They fuck like pigs and work it all off.

[NeoFalcon69]

O_o well ain't you enlighted little soul...

[gal5131]

What the fuck is it to you?

[NeoFalcon69]

What is with the comment

"Sure they are thin after eating like pigs. They fuck like pigs and work it all off?"

Followed by

"Whatever our debt to France, I think it has been repaid."

Are you bi polar? LOL

[gal5131]

They were two seperate responses to two different comments, not sequential to one point. I cannot help it if this is how they lined up.

Jerk.

[NeoFalcon69]

For someone to be "jealous" of a French toilet you do have something sequential...

Your lack of control of words on a site :)

Good day madam.

[dpizana]

you know what BUnit Lives, dome a favor and take a flying kiss to my ass. Im not fat, you stupid cock-sucking banana raincoat wairing son of a mother fucking bitch from hell. And im not dumb, whats tsetchecloriphenal sodium hydroxide, whats magneesium hexa-floride, answer me this " At night they come without being fetched, but by day they are lost without being stolen." so think twice, ya fucking craccaunt munchig faggot. you relize you are talking to a 13 year old?

[dpizana]

FRANCE SUCKS!!!!!!

they think americans are discusting, well we arent the ones that eat snails and are looking for love once every 5 seconds and eat crossaunts untill we burst! thats gross!!!!!

once a french boy came up to me and called me a discusting slob, I broke his arm, his legs, and he got a grade 4 concussion. so france, dont hate us sence were the land of the free!

just get to know us and youll like us! we have good technoligy, and not all of us are fat and dumb!!!!

[BUnitLives]

"Not all of us are fat and dumb." Except you..

That's the most stupid ignorant statement I've seen in a long time.

Sure, you might be saying "most stupid ignorant statement?"

I think you will concede that even the most ignorant people can form an opinion that is much better thought out than that one.

[MonkeyDog500]

hey im not freanch but i really like the country of france and they ppl...crossaunts FTW

[asifsys23]

The ultimate question:

Is there really a dumbest statement on YouTube? Well here's my dumb statement:

How could France hate us and give us a VERY HUGE statue and when I went to France, I was wearing a Uncle Sam hat. You don't know how many free croissants I received. =/ Plus the French Kiss is many of the american favorite! IMHO =D

[gasflame62]

agreed to that mate.

[Dono233]

True and the french think they are the shit when they cant defend there own soil we have to they look down upon us like they are the high class but when it comes to war they look at us when we should give them the bird

[pajamaguy1980]

Is that what the french have contributed to engineering?!?! What a bunch of worthless fucknuts. I hope they kill themselves. FUCK fRANCE!

[javeljaveljavel]

ha ha ha ha stupid tourists are only come to FRANCE to film our toilets! IDIOTS!

[zwan2]

hahahahaha !!!!! y z'ont pas aut'chose a foutre que de filmer ces chiottes p"tain XD

nan mais c'est une bonne vidéo, elle est marante :)

[Sky2yoshimura]

pissing toilet roflmao!!! does it also shit?

[rhoffer234]

oh wow so this thing takes a piss FOR you. technology these days

[ChristopherMast]

It DOES look like the toilet is peeing.

[lurpakk]

french are the ignorant ones and theyer rude all french people are bitches also im welsh and theres more castles in one village than in the whole of france in welsh theres a word called digwylidd which means rude and abnocksias.

[Muffolino200]

it looks like the toilet is peeing! lol

[Zziggi]

does it do a shit as well?

[Muffolino200]

i guess so LOL XD!!!!!!!!

[nutsforlego]

im from france