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  • I'd rather live in the UK.

  • Oh America, thou art so vain.

  • fucking hilarious. cant wait to see you live when I move back America

  • HAHAHAHA RACISM IS FUNNY AND SO IS RAPE, AMERICA HAS THE BEST STAND UPS BY FAR.

    I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO EAT IT, OR SHOVE IT UP MY ASS.

  • I am Indian and she got what she deserved. I didnt know who Ari Shaffir was (and i watch standup quite a bit). I like him after watching this, comedy intelligent observations, the kind i like.

    

  • I guess 600 people don't know what stand up comedy is yet. If you really don't find this funny you have no sense of humor. You must walk around the world with a perpetual scowl on your face.

    Ari Shaffir is a master of his craft. To handle this heckler like this so well shows how much of a comic genius he is. this jew is hilarious

  • Better countries than the USA: Australia, UK, Canada, Germany, Denmark, Netherlands, Sweden, Finland, Norway, Japan, Belgium, Estonia, Croatia..

  • @alastairmctavish japan?

  • @alastairmctavish

    Japan is more conservative with more draconian laws than the US all over the board and they murder delicious mercury filled dolphins and don't give a FUCK what the national community thinks. Of course the US kills brown people and doesn't give a fuck about what they think.

    I don't really know tho because I pretty much determine how great a country by how cheap and good the pot is... Its instantly down to Netherlands, Canada then the US. And by that definition fuck Australia.

  • @alastairmctavish He was mostly joking dude. That's what they do at comedy clubs. Joke around.

  • @alastairmctavish lol really, please gather up your friends and move there cus we wont be bothering you only for vacations.

  • This video is epic. Nothing worse when drunks talk at shows. This to me is up there with the Hicks one.

  • just became a fan!

  • hahaha "hes fuckin jesus christ, superstar" thats funny.

  • holy shit, this guy is fucking funny.

  • im indian and i approve of this video

  • Ari Shaffir is Joe Rogans bitch

  • fucking racist. And sir, the part where you said "I hope your aim is better than your look" don't worry about her aim cause I am sure she'll certainly do better in life than turn out to be a 35-year old stand-up comedian :D

  • @whatever041085 - You totally nailed him!

  • @whatever041085 BOOM!

  • @stemcgolf - BOO...

  • Dont fuck with the mic man. You can't win.

  • He does racial humor. She should have checked that out before going to club. She interrupted him while he was performing. She got what she deserved. They're JOKES. It's a comedy club. If he said this in a different forum she'd have a point. No one would have laughed it would have been inappropriate. See how much patients you'd have if some drunk interrupted you while you were trying to work and make a living. He did a hell of a job! You heard the laughs.Post negative crap about HER!

  • dont mess with a dude holding a mic...

  • i love you.

  • I love comedy, I love this guy, I love our freedom of speach and I definatly love America...

  • @ThinkinAboutSex but you don't like spelling?

  • @ezplosion Nope, nore do I like smart asses that think they know everything...

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  • This guy's a fucking idiot. OF COURSE an Indian would care if India was being slammed regardless of whether she was born there or not because in the end, her background is INDIAN. She is INDIAN by blood, so of course it counts you clown-faced virgin joke of a comedian (no pun intended [maybe]).

  • I love Ari... He's like if Woody Allen and Bill Hicks knocked up Joan Rivers

  • @MrSHOGGOTHSEX I just laughed my ass off after reading your comment. Thanks :)

  • its the amazing racist guy!!!!!!!!

  • he has the microphone so he has the upper hand

  • Peopleofdetroit is still sour about ford and probably hasn't worked since they downsized....bum ass cry baby

  • WELL DONE! You're really quick.

  • @peopleofdetroit Fuck you, go move to countries where there is Universal Healthcare. I was born in one, and it sucks. You don't know shit, stfu

  • @peopleofdetroit Fuck Yeah it is!

  • @peopleofdetroit that whole mindset is the reason we have all that

  • @nevaonsafety ...that makes no sense. Your lack of intelligence is the reason you have all that

  • @peopleofdetroit Well, it was pretty good til we let liberals and communist/gangster unions start running things... I mean, c'mon, how'd that work out for Detroit..? At this point, you guys are actually worse off than they made you look in "RoboCop," fer Chrissakes.

  • @peopleofdetroit get out then

  • @peopleofdetroit america isnt that great right now but it could be a LOT worse, id say canada might be the only better country to live

  • @BigRedCotter I'm not even Canadian, but I totally have to agree with that.

  • @BigRedCotter There are plenty of better places to live, better health care, less violence, less corruption, better job opportunities, better drug laws. But america is certainly the biggest in terms of military power and cultural exports.

  • @peopleofdetroit hes performing in DC hes winning the crowd over. Most of what they say has nothing to do with personal beliefs

  • @peopleofdetroit No wonder you feel that way with a screen name like peopleofdetroit.  That city is a shithole!

  • @peopleofdetroit Just in case you weren't aware, America is a lot different once you leave that ghetto hellhole called Detroit.

    That's like saying... "music is terrible is because I listen to Justin Bieber"

  • and to an extent it really bothers me on how everyone has such a one sided view toward racism. if i had more than 500 hundred characters to explain why i would but if you truely want to see why it will be in my profile. its not racist what i typed or found someone saying but when you think about it you know its true.

  • IT'S ALL JOKES! IF YOU GET OFFENDED EASY, IT'S NOT FOR YOU, AND STOP COMPLAINING!!!

  • @17monsterguy I watched earthlings completely unoffended.. Ive seen kids in a sand box unoffended.. This guy is just offensively rude and insensitive to stereotypes that still burn deep in some scars..

  • @BomaBoi And yer just one of the pussies who can't handle JOKES.

  • @17monsterguy Watch kids in a sand box. Google it

  • I'm sorry but this was funny.

  • Fuck this ugly motherfuckin jew. Find a new career bitch comedy certainly isn't your thing.

  • GOD BLESS AMERICA!

  • This comedian sucks he isn't even funny

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  • America's great and all but countries like Ireland don't suck wtf

  • Ari is a Great Comic..!

  • I love Ari

  • Fuck AmeriKKKa

  • Redban...

  • funy shit

  • Lol well don't fuck with comedians they will fuck u back

  • @DoubleshotWhiskey they'll fuck you up better too. c:

  • This guy is just not funny. this is embarrasing

  • What a terrible comedian.

    The problem isn't the racist jokes, the problem is that he's just not funny, that's the one thing a comedian has to be.

  • @0neDoomedSpaceMarine yea? and what else so everyone on youtube can care. LOL

  • Lord, strike this asshole below me..

  • If you`re going to spew some stupid shock value bullshit to get cheap laughs rather than actually become FUNNY, then tough shit, you`re going to piss off some people who will interrupt your shows. Did you feel any shame interrupting people`s PRAYERS in a mosque? Fuck you, unfunny cunt.

  • @mildseven2006 umad?

  • Hey Dude. Please Die.

  • LMAO Ari killed it stupid ass ppl now days still interupting shows?????

  • My country hasn't been bombed or attacked, nor is really hated by anyone. I have health care, decent education, and Im not afraid to leave my house. I don't even lock my door, and I've never been robbed.

    Americans are threatened from everywhere, and they all sleep with guns because they hate eachother. What a fantastic country.

  • Fucking jew pretending to be white. FUCK KIKES

  • Not funny at all... This guy sucks as a fucknig comic.. He is painful to watch. Seriously, die and make the world a better place you ignorant fuck

  • @BomaBoi then..... why did you click the vid

  • @weewoozesty Trying to see if this ignorant racist is actually a comedian doing racial acts for fun, or if he is just a despicable human being.. The latter if obviously true, in that he says nothing funny, only offends other people.

  • @BomaBoi maybe you should have researched what ari shaffir was all about\ before you looked at this vid. that might have been the smart thing for you to do. personaly i find it funny. im black and think the guy is funny. i think people just need to develop a sense of humor and not look at stand up comedy from a political point of view. cause last time i checked alot of them are racist.

  • @weewoozesty Look, I understand that deep down inside, you might be confused what race you actually are.. Claiming you are white on your channel and yet saying you are black on this video?! I dont give a shit.. This racist ass hole should die for propagating so much hate and bad memories.. Fuck him. He is stifling centuries of social evolution.

  • @BomaBoi i guess the term white father black mother never occured to you. and as far as centuries of social evolution go i dont think we are evolving for the better to begin with. im not defending the racism i am just saying people have such a half assed view of racism. at the same time. alot of comics are racist like him. look at all the black comics making cracks at white people. and people just laugh at it and pass it off as nothing. he does it as white and is racist. like i said on my chanel

  • @weewoozesty Look, your just a white boy playing black. Come to terms with it.. Guess what?! No one really cares so stop trying to be a racist martyr. Get on with your life and stop trolling on youtube, especially if you claim something your not. Thats just pathetic.. Soak these words in.. You know they are 100% accurate.

  • @BomaBoi they are 50% accurate. and specialy when you are on this site on this vid bitching about a guy being racist when you know what you are getting into already before you click on it. i dont think this is ur first ari shaffir vid. and u bitch about him your the troll. with your half assed views about true racism. my parents are mixxed. the fact that you think that i cant view the worlds current views on racism and human rights as half assed. then you need to get a life.

  • @weewoozesty Listen, stop lying to yourself. You sound and act like a white kid.. Infact, you PREACH about being a white kid on your fucking channel. So STOP ACTING LIKE YOUR BLACK!!! Its fucking pathetic, dont pretend to be black and say you like this so it is not racist... Your fucked up.

  • @BomaBoi i am both hence i can call my self what ever i feel like. and again you have such a half assed view on what racism is its pathetic. in fact you are a racist prick. how about you pull your head out of your ass and quit being a hypocrit. i can call my self black or white since i have both as biological parents. and i diddnt act black i said i am black and am white. i have a entire family of black people who have different views on what true racism is. you sir have no idea what it means

  • @BomaBoi now if you dont mind i would like to get on with my day without reading your uneducated comments. you clearly have your head too far up your ass to see that people can call them selves both if they really are both. i see things from both peoples points of view. my entire family thinks the world is fucked as far as its views on racism goes. its almost as fucked up as their human rights views Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense

  • what an ignorant fuck

  • Best explanation of the American Dream ever.

  • i love reading youtube fights.

  • @Stampey2 The BEST ones are when 2 idiots are insulting each other's spelling... hahahaha

  • Hey LOOK a PENNY

  • @funnydude415 lol

  • You can always tell someone who's American by their comments on this video. It's funny how hypocritical they are. They say 'Get a sense of humour' but I bet if you make a joke about their shitty health system or their obesity rates they'll get all pissy.

  • @rennex1 did you just say something about our healthcare system and obesity rates? you bastard how dare you???? i'm all pissy now....damnit

  • people who are getting offended in here about what he said should do a search for "knock knock" jokes because you don't understand comedy at all. That's fine, no need to get offended...again, some people just don't get it, stick to jay leno's tonight show monologue or jokes from the 1950's.

  • That bitch got owned.

  • don't hate america.just hate this fuck

  • fuck this guy ...

    guys making fun of something he'll be probaly very soon..homeless

  • Meh. The "jokes" (insults) weren't funny. No thought or cleverness about them.

  • before you start arguing with a bunch of other people that will never agree with your viewpoint over a youtube fight, remember that this guy is a COMEDIAN telling JOKES and your taking YOUR OWN TIME to type his name in and listen to his videos. If you don't think he's funny and realize that these are jokes then ask yourself why the fuck are you here??

  • This guy reminds me of Kassemg: not funny.

  • This guy's a twat.

  • heh i understand its comedy and shit but heh ..didnt find it funny because im from a country that doesnt suck and i think fuck america :D

  • damn this guy sucks, glad his pathetic career failed

  • @TheTroyes1 lol what?

    

  • @TheTroyes1 lol his career never failed. I mean, if Carlos Mancia, Dane Cook, and Kevin Hart steal his material, than obviously he's doing something right hahaha

  • This guy really wan't all that "funny". 

  • I was born in a certain landmass on the planet, you were not born within the border of that area, therefore im better then you!!!!

  • @gavrokk now you're gettin it.

  • @gavrokk no he means india is a fowl smelling, backwards culture having armpit of a country!

  • Canada thinks they are the greatest country in the world and I laugh. By far the greatest country in the world is not in this hemisphere.

  • The USA is still undoubtedly the world’s leading superpower. It has China’s (gross) economic size, matches Russia’s strategic military power, and is as technologically advanced as Japan with 2.5x its population. Meanwhile, its conventional military power, power projection capabilities and cultural influence remain globally hegemonic.

  • @HurricaneHaaker how long do you think we will be dependent on China's workforce. Those are some hardworking mofos.

  • wow, that bitch got fuckin publicly humiliated, hahahaha

  • You Canadians had an advantage. your settlers did not come from British prisons. Hell we know America was Englands "Mariel Boatlift" but why rub it in?

  • I really enjoy the ignorant indian lady. Atcha!

  • Well lets see Ari, India new world super power, along with china. US massively in debt to everyone fighting wars on so many fronts they cannot even afford to recruit anymore.. America=Fail

  • He is the most unfunny comedian i've ever seen. What an absolute cunt.

  • Hey swite6 go fuck a jew.

  • hey amir i just droped a quarter

  • @MrSouthphillyitalian if you going to be a racist troll at least spell his name right you assbag

  • @SplinterCellFrever racist troll ? are you kidding me, give me a break moron

  • @MrSouthphillyitalian you made a greedy jewish comment. That's racist or bigoted or something. You're the moron.

  • @SplinterCellFrever thats actually hypocritical, because he made that joke himself and he is a jew, grow up buddy

  • @MrSouthphillyitalian you have no room to tell me to grow up. He can make jew jokes. He is jewish. It's like how black people can say things about each other and it's fine, but if anybody else says it it's racist. So again don't make the greedy jew remarks. You're not going to win this one. So move on, cause I can keep this up as long as you can and still come back at you with things much more valid than the tripe you say. So troll on or move on. Make a choice.

  • @SplinterCellFrever Listen grow the fuk up ya weirdo stop tryna to play the race card ahaha, now you bring up black people ? what are you a jew? are you that offended ?smh get your head out of your ass , it was a joke get over it

  • @MrSouthphillyitalian kiss my ass you hitler loving piece of shit. You wouldn't say this shit to my face. You're a loser and a coward!

  • @SplinterCellFrever What does hitler have to do with this lol what a loser ? No actually you would'nt say none of this to my face you coward. kiss you own ass

  • @MrSouthphillyitalian learn to spell you dickhead

  • @SplinterCellFrever what ? thats why you cant spell lol . It's learn how to spell

  • @SplinterCellFrever its youtube ya weirdo

  • @SplinterCellFrever You should shut the fuck up. I guess since he's Jewish all he can make are Jew jokes.

  • 420

  • do you people not realize he is a COMEDIAN??...you have to be an idiot to think he actually means everything he is saying...you damn non-americans! haha JUST KIDDING DONT GET YOUR PANTIES IN A BUNCH PEOPLE ;)

  • Germany is way "greater" on so many levels . . . USA is alright . . . however it is definitely not the civilized world compared to other parts of the world . . .

  • what a tool, most of this wasnt even funny. more lower to the heckler

  • ooh are people from Canada getting upseat its a joke and he didn't even mention Canada.

  • Stupid Americans at their stupidest.

  • To settle a score, I'm neither American nor Canadian. But I'd rather be from Canada! This comedian tries to use the homeless guy as a metaphor and uses a developed country (Russia) in comparison?! I think that's what America is. The majority of its citizens are uneducated which leads to the rest of the world labelling all Americans as stupid idiots. After all they voted someone as inept as Bush as president for God's sake. Twice!

  • American stand-ups CRUSH Canadian stand-ups. Besides Russell Peters, Canada has no one.

  • @blackhalomedia

    but we have the fuckin Trailer Park Boys

  • 2094 people like going up to others saying "I'm better than you, I'm better than you, I'm better than you and the things my drunk daddy told me about your country make me right." I'm tired of this bullshit attitude.

  • This guy is just a racist. 

  • This guy is a racist and should not be supported. He doesn't represent America, is not funny and is full of hatred.

  • this guy should have been heckled all day.....props to the heckler at this show .

  • You really suck

  • 575 people are Indian 

  • I can see why this guy hasn't got far in his comedy career

  • This guy is simply not funny. 

  • Looney tanks on the stock market .. oh damn that sucks Dollar tanks 80% of the world is worried.

  • Like I understand it's comedy and whatever... But still.. How would you like it if someone makes fun of your country and religion like that? I mean you no disrespect, sir, I enjoy your comedy quite a bit, but it is a bit harsh in my opinion.

  • why dont ppl understand that stand up comedy is suppose to like this ..they say harsh and cunning stuff that you would never say in public...and remarkably get away with it. Stand up comedy has to be offensive and target some group ex gays or indians...etc...so just take a chill and they make living out of ridiculing others so why bother.....!1

    PS im indian !

  • Jews bite back... lovin it!!!

  • your not country was the greatest.... now you're just bitches... poor, unemployed, stupid and fat bitches... bitches

  • this is a prime example of how americans see the world. high chances this unfunny prick/ everyone laughing have not even left the states.

  • @mintfiction you're an ignorant fuck

  • What is the American dream?

    Canada

  • "It's 5:30 in the afternoon, it's the worst possible time for you to come back" xD

  • If you're gonna do racist material - even ironically - then you have to be prepared for the heckles.

  • Indian food is delicious, pretty sure that came from India mostly....

  • HAHAHA HELL YEA THATS AWESOME I WOULD DARE SOMEONE TO GIVE ME A MIC AND LET ME ROAST THEM LIKE THAT!!!!

  • I looove ari's sense of humor!!!

  • HE'S kind of a dick? You say she apologized to you and yet you still tell her to die? Wishing she gets raped? There's a line and you're way over on the other side. And saying 'America is the best country' simply because it makes you think people will accept you more is idiotic as those are the people that you don't need acceptance from. You don't need to be so overly aggressive; 'omg please like me, i'll do or say anything to get attention and acceptance regardless of who i'm taking it out on'

  • @ItsTiedToAStick Its funny that you are telling him how to be a comedian lol are you a comedian? Even if you were, stfu. Who the fuck are you. Who gives a shit what you think. Youre sensitive. Cool. Go curl up to a good book and fuck off.

  • @ItsTiedToAStick theres NO line you fucking cunt. wishing YOu get raped and get stomach cancer....fuckface

  • @ItsTiedToAStick It's a COMEDY show. get over yourself. He said shit to make people laugh, go figure. Just because it's in the description doesn't mean he really said that, that could have been another way to ....*GASP* make people laugh. Shut up and go watch Bambi.

  • people forget, its a joke

  • good job...some people's kids

  • that was fucking awesome.

  • oh u can dis india all u want... but we stole your jobs... hahha suck on that biatchh

  • @crankrocker13 Lol, Indian IT jobs? Yeah, you can have 'em.